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Speaker 1: The countdown continues for the top ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: We are on the number nine. I can't believe we're

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Speaker 2: already here. Nine.

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Speaker 1: Today we prank a limo driver. Apparently he logs on

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Speaker 1: to check his schedule every weekend. The way it works

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Speaker 1: is he sees a name, a time, and a location,

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Speaker 1: but not this time. His schedule just has a name

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Speaker 1: and no drop off destination, which is why his client

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Speaker 1: is going to reach out and call him directly so

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Speaker 1: he can iron out.

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Speaker 2: All the juicy details.

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Speaker 1: It is your number nine phone tap of the year,

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Speaker 1: happening right.

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Speaker 2: Now, kids brooking Jeffreys ten Phone Taps of Christmas, number nine. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking for Lance Witch.

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Speaker 1: Who's calling me?

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Speaker 2: Hello? My name is Sammy Stone. I apologize for my voice.

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Speaker 2: I was cheering too loudly the other night at a

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Speaker 2: Glass Animals concert and it ended up like this. What

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Speaker 2: is this about? So I just got off the phone

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Speaker 2: with your boss Stony Oh, and he said you were

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Speaker 2: going to be my limo driver this Friday. Okay, great? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So I just wanted to call and let you know

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Speaker 2: that it's going to just be me in a limo

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Speaker 2: that night. What.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's many people. I mean, you might save money

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Speaker 1: if you go with a small Oh.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm going to utilize every inch that's given to me.

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Speaker 2: I love limoss are my second favorite long car.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: My favorite long car is the Hearse O God, I

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Speaker 2: just love the sleek lines and the way it handles.

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Speaker 1: Have you ridden in the back of a hearse before?

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Speaker 2: No, that's a dream. But anyway, I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: ask you about the beverages that could be available in

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Speaker 2: your limousine.

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Speaker 1: We can get you whatever you'd like.

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Speaker 2: Usually I have soda, water, some alcohol, maybe a beer,

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Speaker 2: so okay, you have rubbing alcohol?

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Speaker 1: No, just regular alcohol.

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Speaker 2: Oh looks like I'll have to bring my own. Then

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Speaker 2: what do you need that for? You know?

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Speaker 1: Never mind, I am so confused right now.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say. One more question though,

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Speaker 2: it's about your privacy window.

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Speaker 1: What about it?

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Speaker 2: You know, the one that's located right behind your head.

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Speaker 2: Why do you have to say it like that? Man?

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Speaker 2: I mean that just sounds creepy and just I'm curious

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Speaker 2: if I open it from my side when you're not looking.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the questions that you're asking are weird. I mean,

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Speaker 1: having alcohol and I'm not looking. I mean this whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it probably just feels weird because of my voice.

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Speaker 2: You can blame the glass animals.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually don't think that I could, because I've

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Speaker 1: heard people that have lost their voice at a concert

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Speaker 1: and you sound very different.

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Speaker 2: Oh. You know, I've just put up schedule online and

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Speaker 2: I don't see a destination.

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Speaker 1: It just says your name, and then under destination it

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Speaker 1: says TBD.

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Speaker 2: So you know I don't like that either. Well, my

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Speaker 2: apologies for that. It should say that you're taking me

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Speaker 2: to the forest. What. Yeah, I told your boss Tony

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Speaker 2: that i'd pay double if we took a longer trip

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Speaker 2: to the countryside.

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Speaker 1: That's not happening.

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Speaker 2: What's the problem, Lance, You.

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Speaker 1: Won't take me out in the woods. And I've heard

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Speaker 1: thories about people getting killed.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not doing it. Don't be ridiculous. No one

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Speaker 2: gets killed in the woods. Their bodies just get left.

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Speaker 1: There that I'm not doing this.

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Speaker 2: That's interesting because Tony said you would do it after

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Speaker 2: I did this phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Phone tap.

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Speaker 2: It's a radio bit that we do on a show

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Speaker 2: called Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Tony wanted me to play a joke on you by

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Speaker 1: giving you the creepiest customer ever because I'm jeff Man.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I believe you. Blats Animals concert.

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Speaker 2: It's true. Once you hear the song, heat waves your.

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Speaker 1: Voice just God, it go somewhere. Was your number nine

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Speaker 1: phone tap of twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning