1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: All right, y'all ready for it? Yes? Yes, yes. The 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: prink right here is called Sarah Get Mother. They get mother? Yeah, Roger, 3 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,120 Speaker 1: can I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey this Calvin Man. 4 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 1: How you doing? I go to the same church, y'all 5 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: go to Okay, I got your number from one of 6 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to you, could I could 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today? 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: I'm good, man, I'm good. I can help your your wife. Man. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 1: she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: work out all the time? Yeah? She go to January 13 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: once in a while. Bro. Yeah? Who who is this? Bro? 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: Like I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to 15 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying 16 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: for a long time. Man, they actually have some kids. 17 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: ain't happened. Dog. I mean we've been trying and trying. 19 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to do now just find another 20 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: type of way to make this happen. Now, you say 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 1: your wife is in good condition, right, My wife is 22 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: a good condition. Brother, What what did she got to 23 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 1: do with your trying to have a baby. She you know, 24 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all got like from 25 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: what the brother the Church told me, y'all got three 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: kids right there? We got three. I got two boys 27 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man, 28 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: that would be a good seregant mother or what. You know. 30 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, 31 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: you know, we want to have kids, man, we want 32 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,119 Speaker 1: to have hold on. Brother, you just said you you're 33 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: looking for a Sagan mother. And the brother the church 34 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: told you to call me. Well, no, no, no, anybody 35 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: tell me to actually call you. I asked them about 36 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: you and your wife. You know, I asked him for 37 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man, 38 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: wait a minute, So you've been you've been eyeing my wife? 39 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, I ain't been. See 40 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying 41 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person. 42 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man, 43 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 1: I really do. Man, that me and my wife. We lit. 44 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: You called me about my wife and you want her 45 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: to be a share your mother for you. I don't 46 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: even know while we're on the phone. Brother, here's the 47 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: real deal, man, me and my wife, we can't have kids. 48 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,079 Speaker 1: We tried and tried and tried, and you know, biologically, 49 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: we've just been going through it and going through it man. 50 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: And I was just you know, I've seen your wife. 51 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: She healthy. I see you all at church all the time, 52 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 1: and I was just like, reach it out, man, maybe 53 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 1: somebody wouldn't mind being the Saragan mother for for for 54 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: me and my wife so we can have a child. 55 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: I'll think it sharegan mother. Do hold on them. Brother. 56 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: You calling me to see if my wife can be 57 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: a share your mother see your child. And I know 58 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's cz and and I think you lost 59 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: your mind. Brother, Out of all the members in the church, 60 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: you're calling me to get my wife to have your baby. 61 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, man, I do. I don't 62 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: know what but ignorant. Brother, you sound ignorant. You man, 63 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: that's so many places to go at dr Baby. I 64 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: can take you down to the County court house, can 65 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: show your kids need to a doctor right next. But 66 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 1: you can go to Africa like like like all the 67 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: rest of them, people are gonna find your baby. You're 68 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty tho members 69 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: in this church. Do you know how stupid you sah? Brother, brother, brother, man, listen, man, 70 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how 71 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: you trying to come across? But you didn't done it 72 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: to hear me out, man, I don't want you to 73 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: go and go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we're 74 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: looking for a Sarah good mother. We look, we've seen 75 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: your your wife, and we thought she'd be a great 76 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: Sarah Good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for 77 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: me to pick you out of all the people that 78 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: go to the church. I understand that, man, I do, 79 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: but listen, we would love for your wife to be 80 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: the seagant mother and we're willing to paid for this. 81 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: But listen to them, if you don't mind. We don't 82 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: want to do this with no test tubes at all. 83 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: That way they they mixed my seed with her with 84 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: with with her eggs. We want to do this naturally. 85 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: War war war war war. You you just said, man, 86 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: you know you gotta understand a real man want to 87 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: do I want to do it realistically. You know what 88 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm just saying that, brother, you are you 89 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 1: telling me that you want to have sex with my wife? 90 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean you know you don't you 91 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: want to have me lose all my Christianity right now? Brother, 92 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: you want to have a baby the real way though. 93 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, I don't give a damn 94 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: having this fake way. You tell me you want to 95 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: lay down in the ball with my wife, but don't 96 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: you already got three kids. Think about the people that 97 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: can't have a doctor baby. Man, take your there ain't 98 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go sit down 99 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 1: psychiotric have your baby. Do you know what you sound like? 100 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: Don't crazy? I know it sounds crazy. Man, I do 101 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: tru You get my number? Man to me, you get 102 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: my number. I got your number for one of the 103 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be 104 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: real with you like a man. I wanted to come 105 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: at you first and talk to you like a man 106 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: and see you know if you was cool with the proposition. 107 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,479 Speaker 1: But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife 108 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 1: and just talk to her. I'm just gonna go I'm 109 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: just gonna talk to your wife and see if you 110 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 1: lost your mine. I told you the answer. No. Now 111 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: you tink me gonna go around me, and at which 112 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,040 Speaker 1: you I'm gonna do is talk to my wife. Right now, 113 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: I'm talking to your wife. You call wife. I'm gonna 114 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: tell you what's really gonna happen. You call my wife. 115 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 1: Wife next Sunday. I know he didn't go through this 116 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: here I'm talking to her next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm 117 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: gonna whoop. You're't gonna do nothing to men. You, me 118 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: and my wife were desert the time too. You You 119 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: ain't gonna stand in the middle of it. I'm in 120 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: the middle of this. He lost you. You talk to 121 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: my wife's next thing you want to I got one 122 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 1: more thing I want to say to you. Man, Is 123 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: you listening to me? You say what the you gotta safe? 124 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 1: You can get off my phone? Is nephew taught me 125 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked 126 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:15,840 Speaker 1: by your homeboy? What this is? Who? This is? This? 127 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: This this man? This nephew tim me man from the 128 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning show your home boy, got me to 129 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 1: frank phone call you. Man. I'm over here. Man, my 130 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:38,280 Speaker 1: head is spinning. Man. Got me brother, I'm ready to fight. Brothers. Hey, 131 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, big dog man? 132 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 133 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. 134 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: Y'all got me this morning man? Got me man? Stupid enough? Oh, 135 00:06:55,400 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 1: most definitely is that a question to keep it? Don't care? 136 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:09,119 Speaker 1: You just don't care about his life. Stupid continues June thirty. 137 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: Magafest is going down at the Kay Bailey Hutchinson Center 138 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 1: Convention Center in Dallas, Texas. June thirtieth, A Time to Laugh, 139 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy in the headline of 140 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: the one and only where is that that that is 141 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: right by? Uh, that's not you know, all of us 142 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: connected with the Junior Black Academy parts and let us 143 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: all of that has one big, huge conventions center and 144 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: it's passed into the Omni Hostel. That's probably then that's 145 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 1: probably what they used just called it Dallas Convention Center. Yeah, 146 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: that's what it is is now the Kay Bailey Hutchinson. 147 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: Hey Bailey Hutchinson Center Maga Fests jumping off the comedy 148 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 1: show June for who all on the show? Me said 149 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: the entertainment J. J. Williamson. I'm forgetting this young lady's 150 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: name that's on um Insecure, that's a TV show on HBO. 151 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 1: I apologize. I understand that she's an incredible comedian. It's right, No, 152 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: that's not the one that's the lead in the show. 153 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm telling y'all this that this don't sound good. 154 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: Let's just go anywhere they entertaining you and whoever I 155 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 1: did that talk about the person that you don't know, 156 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: argetting about their name because if they're hearing this, they 157 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 1: asked Mortar, Flash and Monique on this show and make 158 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 1: a sense. I'll tell you what a story about money 159 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: coming up. They're gonna be shocked this year. Put your 160 00:08:53,240 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: out so finished, Timmy, come on, I'm done, so broken up, Tommy, 161 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:12,200 Speaker 1: Come on, we got time. Go ahead, Kay Bailey Hutchinson Conventions, 162 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 1: June thirty Megafest, a Time to Laugh comedy show hosted 163 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: by myself. That you the entertainer is the headline of 164 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 1: tickets on sale right now. Oh my voice shot man, Tommy, God, leave, 165 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: Are you so sensitive? Everybody? Man? You want the joint 166 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: and relaxing so crazy? I don't want man Sulberry. Let 167 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 1: her coming up, subject depress, somebody comes, a better come 168 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,640 Speaker 1: and get this little boy. All right, we'll be back. 169 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,760 Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show.