WEBVTT - What's The Worst Job You've Ever Had?

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<v Speaker 1>Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody is stej Envy, Charlamagne, the guy we are the

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<v Speaker 2>breakfast club Jess hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he a co host? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, if you just joined us, we were talking about

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<v Speaker 2>some of the worst jobs we've ever had or the

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<v Speaker 2>worst jobs you've ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, did you work at a mall?

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<v Speaker 3>She lied?

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<v Speaker 4>And I went in there, and in there I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I did, going all right, whatever. Look, so I went

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<v Speaker 4>to college for mortuary science. And when it came time

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<v Speaker 4>to do like the clinicals or whatever, we had to

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<v Speaker 4>go in and we had to do the perform like

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<v Speaker 4>the embalming, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I got scared. So that was it.

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<v Speaker 4>That was my last day. That was my first and

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<v Speaker 4>last time in a morgue. So no, I never was

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<v Speaker 4>employed by More. I did tell Charlomage. I worked there

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<v Speaker 4>for some time, but I was trying to see you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You ain't telling me. You told the world. I saw

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<v Speaker 3>you doing an interview or something.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, Oh, that's cool as hell, just you

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<v Speaker 5>working mortue only to come to find out your lyne.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's that was the interview that I ain't

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<v Speaker 4>think it was gonna make it no way, because you

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<v Speaker 4>have just like some small time and I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, dangn Yeah, Now, Charlamagne, you worked at Taco Ball

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<v Speaker 2>for like a week and and your sister fired.

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<v Speaker 3>You, right, fire me after like seven days?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>I worked at ah Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that crazy? That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think there's any such thing as the worst job.

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<v Speaker 5>I think any honest living anything that you know is

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<v Speaker 5>putting food on your table, putting some money in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cool. It may be a job you don't like.

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<v Speaker 3>There's plenty of jobs you don't like, but there's no

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<v Speaker 3>such thing as the worst job.

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<v Speaker 5>Because those worst, those jobs we call in the worst,

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<v Speaker 5>and some people out there that would cut the toe

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<v Speaker 5>off to get But that.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't mean that it's not a worst job. Just becau.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people will cut their toe off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean yeah, I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 5>I hated working I talk about It's like I hated

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<v Speaker 5>working at that factory. It was like I hated working

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<v Speaker 5>at the flower guard in most corners oct line.

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<v Speaker 3>I hated all of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Like factory workers is like they got a sweat all

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<v Speaker 4>day for pennies.

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<v Speaker 5>They make me sit outside every single one of those jobs.

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<v Speaker 5>All of those supervisors told me that I didn't belong there.

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<v Speaker 5>Every single one.

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<v Speaker 3>Gail. I never forget Gail.

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<v Speaker 5>Her name was Gael cop It was an industrial acoustics company.

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<v Speaker 5>She said, we are moving in another direction. You just

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<v Speaker 5>don't fit in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you had a face, Oh young, struggle.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't Mom was too bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I did tell a balk if I

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<v Speaker 1>remember my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>She sold mattresses and she had to go to in

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<v Speaker 2>the projects and sell mattress in the project.

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<v Speaker 3>So she would have to go from door to It

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<v Speaker 3>was crazy. It was definitely crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is buying mattresses? You can find a mattress in.

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<v Speaker 5>The podcast right and the number of box brings, and

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<v Speaker 5>she was telling box brings in the project.

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<v Speaker 2>She would go into projects and me or her mother

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<v Speaker 2>would wait out downstairs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the way we made money back then. Mattresses, no

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<v Speaker 3>regular mattress.

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<v Speaker 4>You used to make her go hustle mattress because he

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<v Speaker 4>said he waited in the car, and that's how I

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<v Speaker 4>made him Maney waited.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a protection.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>Either her mom would take or I would take an

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<v Speaker 2>ass protection because she would go in the hood. She

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<v Speaker 2>would knock on the doors. Hey, I got a mattress

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<v Speaker 2>from whatever mattress company.

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<v Speaker 3>It is definitely shut up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it was like a legit company. Yes, I would

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<v Speaker 4>never date no man. It would be like, ye, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not gonna drop you off in the hood so you

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<v Speaker 4>can go sell your mattresses.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be backing to get you with your car. What

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<v Speaker 1>she used to sell mattress It was like seventeen years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you made her suffer for ten years on one a.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't the yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 4>crazy to fight him.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, you gotta read itches you've been in the book.

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<v Speaker 5>He said that he didn't make he didn't make his

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<v Speaker 5>wife all gathering for ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Years from that's than his books book.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he put that in his book. Hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking at me like a man.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard this story.

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<v Speaker 2>So when we were first going together, I was sixteen,

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<v Speaker 2>she was fifty. When we first started having sex. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know what I was doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to watch pulling and think bank bank, bank,

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<v Speaker 1>bank bank. It didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten years later, my mouth game was good, just my

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<v Speaker 2>pen game wasn't good. And one time we got into

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<v Speaker 2>an argument and then she was like that's why ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hell no really? Yeah, yeah, it hurt me I

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<v Speaker 1>was hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>I cried over that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he keeps bringing it up, just trauma cosmy, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, she needs I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, and what's going on over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Charlemagne bothered me and bugging me and traumatizing me, bringing

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<v Speaker 2>me back to old stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>He wrote it in a book.

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<v Speaker 6>What's the yah yap?

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<v Speaker 3>Now she needs?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the worst job that you have, mama?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, first off, I'm going to say, y'all, y'all whole music,

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<v Speaker 6>so you have to get some the worst job I had.

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<v Speaker 3>One whole music.

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<v Speaker 6>On the worst shop I had, y'all, I was selling nine.

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<v Speaker 6>I was trying to go doing the door selling nine.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, you two girl, Yes that that pyramid

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<v Speaker 4>scheme company crass, remember that girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you were sitting in the class.

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<v Speaker 4>They really got you thinking that you're gonna be the

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<v Speaker 4>best knife seller in the hood.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was a shaft.

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<v Speaker 6>If you fell this night that cut the penny, you

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<v Speaker 6>will win one thousand dollars in your next boss. Me

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<v Speaker 6>being nineteen, I'm like, oh my god, I'll have to

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<v Speaker 6>be bridged by the time I'm twenty. Y Yes, find

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<v Speaker 6>now they were definitely upon this game. And then I

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<v Speaker 6>heard they were trafficking girls.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I'm not surprised, but yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think there's no knife shopping shopping enough to cut.

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<v Speaker 1>A penny, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>But what they used to sell us, like they used

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<v Speaker 4>to them lord, you know them little pyramids games like

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<v Speaker 4>you know massive Phoebe doing them.

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<v Speaker 1>They they you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know he had.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's a seminar. My bad. It's still scam.

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<v Speaker 4>Scamm so but you know they used to the knife

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<v Speaker 4>cutting classes and they make you feel like you can

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<v Speaker 4>go out there and sell them and be rich. And

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<v Speaker 4>they used to get all the little young girls. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, they what sexual effigant people then because it

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<v Speaker 4>makes perfect son, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because they get the younger of everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a whole bunch of young We were all young,

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<v Speaker 4>like in our teens.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, who's this?

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 7>This girl extasy.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the worst job you had, mama?

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<v Speaker 3>She was a scripper ecstasy?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh gosh, My worst job was working in serminating company.

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<v Speaker 7>And uh when the guys came back with a tape

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<v Speaker 7>and some of the leg bugs escaped and I got

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<v Speaker 7>attacked and I'm allergic to fights. Off the hard you

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<v Speaker 7>got bit.

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<v Speaker 3>By a snake. No bed bugs or bed bugs?

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<v Speaker 7>Bed bugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, damn.

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<v Speaker 3>So you were an exterminator and allergic to bed bugs.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I was working in the company.

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<v Speaker 6>I was a celt person, but you know I was

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<v Speaker 6>this patcher also one of the new guys for the

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<v Speaker 6>tanking the bed bugs escaped. You got it. He got fired,

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<v Speaker 6>but I got attacked. I was allergic in the hospital,

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<v Speaker 6>nag dar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so stripping wasn't her worst job.

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<v Speaker 3>You did use the script door right.

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<v Speaker 1>Man went to the club too.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I did not use to strip. And also I

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<v Speaker 6>wanted to elaborate on what just talking about earlier. I

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<v Speaker 6>do get along with my baby father just as much

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<v Speaker 6>as you do. Oh good, got in common.

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<v Speaker 7>I even basic other kids.

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<v Speaker 6>While girl, you do that, you do.

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<v Speaker 4>That sometimes back in the day before I got real

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<v Speaker 4>busy here.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Eight hundred and five eighty five one O five one.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking your worst Jeb.

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<v Speaker 3>What was it? Let's talk about it as the breakfast club.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning,