WEBVTT - Jon Lovitz

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<v Speaker 1>This is me, Craig Ferguson. I'm inviting you to come

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<v Speaker 1>and see my brand new comedy hour well as Actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's about an hour and a half and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have an opener because these guys cost money. But what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is I'll be on stage for a while. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>on the road, My DearS. My name is Craig Ferguson.

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<v Speaker 1>The name of this podcast is Joy. I talk to

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<v Speaker 1>interesting people about what brings them happiness. Hello everyone. About

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen years ago I was in a comedy club in

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<v Speaker 1>Cleveland as an audience member, watching which I think was

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<v Speaker 1>maybe one of the funniest performances I have ever seen

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy and give today that comedian is here and

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<v Speaker 1>he's an unusual customer.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is John Love. It's and John.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to tell you something, by the way, before

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<v Speaker 1>we begin, do you remember we had dinner after a

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<v Speaker 1>show of yours in Cleveland years ago, Uh, hilarities.

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<v Speaker 2>In Cleveland, do you remember that kind of Well, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, and all the restaurants have kind of you know.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what I think, really is.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the COVID vaccine and I got COVID anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>and and so my memory it locked out a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of crap.

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<v Speaker 1>From my memory. And I don't know if.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the vaccine or COVID, but I've asked a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people this and they say yes. I say, do

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<v Speaker 2>you find your like searching for a word you think

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<v Speaker 2>thinking of a word or name, and also it's right

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<v Speaker 2>there and that just goes away and happens a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>And they said yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, and did this ever happen before the

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<v Speaker 2>vaccine or COVID any what? They said, No, Then that's

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<v Speaker 2>clearly scientific proof. I would say this, though I have

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<v Speaker 2>no I've had the COVID vaccine a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've had COVID a couple of times, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like my memory is kind of the same,

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<v Speaker 1>but I might have forgotten how it used to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Well, then it means I've just gotten older,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm getting because I go, it's either that or

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting senile.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot about this. I remembered it yesterday, but today if.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I quite as I get older and

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<v Speaker 1>I forget things. I mean, look, if it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be and I've thought about this in my life. If

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<v Speaker 1>I get very old and things start to fall apart,

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<v Speaker 1>do I is it the plumbing or the upstairs? And

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'd probably prefer upstairs because if upstairs, if

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<v Speaker 1>you go like forget things and everything, then you just

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<v Speaker 1>forget them. But and that's somebody else's problem. But if you,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're plumbing goes, that's kind of your problem, do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, maybe both of them go.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>If your plumbing goes, it's my problem. No, well, not

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily yours. It depends if you're in the room with me.

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<v Speaker 2>But aren't you from Scotland? Originally I am, Yes. Aren't

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<v Speaker 2>you from California though?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But I live in California. Why don't you live in

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<v Speaker 2>Scotland anymore? What do you have against.

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 4>Know?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a very good question. I feel like I lived

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<v Speaker 1>in Scotland enough and now I live elsewhere. Also, my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's families from here in New England, so I have

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<v Speaker 1>to be here them give a question. I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is your show, but I have a question. We're turning

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<v Speaker 1>it into mind Okay, Sean Connery was Scottish?

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<v Speaker 2>Correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Correct?

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<v Speaker 2>So why aren't you James Bond? That's the question I've

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<v Speaker 2>been asking myself for years.

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<v Speaker 3>Good James Bond, you'd be great and you'd be a funny,

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<v Speaker 3>clever James Bond.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally agree. I feel like we should call someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who is in charge of it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon? Right, well, I'll call that man that runs it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go on Amazon account. Could maybe I could ask

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<v Speaker 1>the question on the Amazon account, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would think, So, I don't know what and I have

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<v Speaker 2>another question for you. Okay, why did you stop doing

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<v Speaker 2>your talk show? Well? That's uh, You're you were genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>one of the funniest talk show hosts. So I was like, why, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I would say the same to you about Saturday Night Live.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, you know, when you do a show for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time, like for me, you were maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>funniest guy who's ever on Saturday Night Live.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's a high bar. Well, that's bar but I

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<v Speaker 2>think that why did you stop? Oh, I guess we're

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<v Speaker 2>back to it's your show now? Well, because yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was supposed to do a movie of my liar

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<v Speaker 2>character and it fell apart. So five years later I

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<v Speaker 2>got a chance to do another great part and my

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<v Speaker 2>contract is up, so I would have had to miss

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<v Speaker 2>two shows. They said they couldn't work around my schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>So Lauren said, you can't miss shows. You can go

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth. And I said, well, I'm I'm happy

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<v Speaker 2>to do that, but they're saying no, and so I

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<v Speaker 2>was mad, so I quit. But in retrospect, because I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll sign up for five more years, I go, just

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<v Speaker 2>let me miss the first tune. He was no. In retrospect,

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<v Speaker 2>I should have said to the movie, I go, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not leaving, So if you want me, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>work around the show. Go.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't ask me to leave this, you know, a series?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what was?

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<v Speaker 2>What was? There's a second opportunity to do this and

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<v Speaker 2>the first movie I was supposed to do with Lauren

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<v Speaker 2>and it got all mess so I was like, come on, like,

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<v Speaker 2>give me, you know a chance.

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<v Speaker 3>But also in retrospect, they got it says that they're

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<v Speaker 3>hiring you because you're.

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<v Speaker 1>On the show.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where you're getting all these offers that I was stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you were very young. I mean you were really young.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I was thirty three, you know, were you really? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be wow, you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Eighty No, one hundred of us eighty.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you do moisturize because clearly you and I suppose

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<v Speaker 1>because you're a Californian as well, you wear.

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<v Speaker 2>Sunscreen and that will help you.

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<v Speaker 3>I played tennis. No, I'm sixty seven now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, very good on it. Do you do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a very strict health regiment? Are you a vegan? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>This is all broccoli. Do you still love your stand

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<v Speaker 2>up club? No? That No, I don't have that anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>But I still do stand up all over. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to I'm doing starting to do. I do clubs, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>in America and theater and casinos. It's not like I

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<v Speaker 2>left America first Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither did I. I left Scotland for America. I did

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite of what you were saying. And let me

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<v Speaker 1>see this. I will see this though, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like and I did want to chase to say this

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<v Speaker 1>to you. When I saw you in Hilarities in Cleveland,

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<v Speaker 1>a night that was so important to you that you

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<v Speaker 1>can't even remember it. But when I saw you that night,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say that it was perhaps one of

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest performances. I remember weeping with laughter, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest performances. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You did a song about coming from You, thank You.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was hilarious. And I went with a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of guys I was working with. We all went and

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<v Speaker 1>we all we were we were open the balcony of

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<v Speaker 1>this club and we were all hanging on to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>We sailardious. You did a song about my late friend

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Saga of a Bob Bob Saga his Gate, which

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<v Speaker 1>it was a very I kind't even really remember this,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just remember would being a very, very funny

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<v Speaker 1>and talked to Bob about it, and he was quite

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<v Speaker 1>grumpy about it. Were you friends with Bob? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What he was grumpy about it? He knew about it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we were very good friends for years. Yeah, God bless him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's horrible that he passed away into Oh terrible. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I would reduce songs about my manager, just make up

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<v Speaker 2>stupid songs about him, just to bug him.

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<v Speaker 3>And then and then I.

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<v Speaker 2>Started doing stand up. So I started doing the songs

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<v Speaker 2>about my manager, Mark Kurvitz, and then I go, well,

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<v Speaker 2>and I realized no one knows who Mark is. So

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<v Speaker 2>I saw Bob, who by then i'd known, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, yeah, can I make it? Can I use

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<v Speaker 3>your name instead of his yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>So he gave me permission. He thought it was funny

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<v Speaker 2>what somebody's at the laugh Factory doing. He came on

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<v Speaker 2>stage behind me, Oh that's great. But see he was

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<v Speaker 2>grumpy blank because he would try to make up songs

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<v Speaker 2>about him, and I go, they're not funny us, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>why are your songs about me funny?

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<v Speaker 3>In mine aren't because you're not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Bob, my whole thing is is that I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to kill rumors about you with these songs. And then

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<v Speaker 2>clearly my songs are the source of the rumors. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's a reverse reach around. It's called that's that's I

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<v Speaker 2>believe that's what it's called in comedic terror. Then not

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<v Speaker 2>getting into your private life, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, perhaps I should get into your private life. What

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<v Speaker 1>is your private life? I should maybe Barbara walters you

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. How are things with you after your friend?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on TikTok but show. I'm just not wearing a no,

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<v Speaker 3>wearing a dress.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. I guess you got tired of

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<v Speaker 2>doing the show. But it's like the top shows. Now

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<v Speaker 2>you're so political. I'm like, what happened to the comedy?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? It's like, I know, I think what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone wants so and so I said, I go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I go.

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<v Speaker 3>They're comedians.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you care? Hello, this is Greig Ferguson and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to let you know I have a brand

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<v Speaker 1>new stand up comedy special out now on YouTube. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called I'm So Happy, and I would be so happy

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<v Speaker 1>if you checked it out. To watch the special, just

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<v Speaker 1>go to my YouTube channel at the Craig Ferguson Show

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<v Speaker 1>and is this right there? Just click it and play

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<v Speaker 1>it and it's free. I can't look. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to come around your house and show have to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can't do it, then you can't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you can figure it out, it's yours. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever gotten an anty trouble for Anthony you've said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh really what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's not my comedy club.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was complaining about when President Obama, who I

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<v Speaker 2>voted for, was saying they quote the people in the

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<v Speaker 2>upper one percent were weren't paying their fair share of taxes,

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<v Speaker 2>which wasn't true at all. And I was, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe there was a few people, but they, I go,

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<v Speaker 2>they be in jail, they're tax cheese, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>so it and he kept saying it over and over

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<v Speaker 2>and over, but it wasn't true. It's like you're paying

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<v Speaker 2>over half of your income. And I would go to people,

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<v Speaker 2>I go, let me ask you a question. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think it's fair if, like, say you earned two for

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<v Speaker 2>every two dollars you earn, you have to give a

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<v Speaker 2>dollar back in taxes. And they'll go, no, that's not fair.

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<v Speaker 2>They go, I don't care how much if you broke

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<v Speaker 2>I go, right, Well, I go, well it's more than that.

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<v Speaker 2>So who did you get in trouble with? Did Obama

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<v Speaker 2>call you? Was he angry at you? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so, because I've actually met him twice.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a very nice man.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, what I said was I go, it's bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm a Democrat and I voted for him. What

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking asshole. But then I went on to say,

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<v Speaker 2>I go, you know, I go. It's America, and they

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<v Speaker 2>say do whatever you want, go for it. I go.

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<v Speaker 2>So then you go for it, you make it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then everyone's like fuck you, which is true, you succeeded.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone gets pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, I go.

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<v Speaker 2>And the best example of somebody who had nothing and

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<v Speaker 2>went all the way I go is the president himself,

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<v Speaker 2>which was Obama. I go. He's amazing. The guy had

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<v Speaker 2>no money and no father. He's half black and half white.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, which is a burden in his country. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>kid yourself. And then he went, although he went to Harvard,

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<v Speaker 2>he became president of the United States, and now he's

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<v Speaker 2>like fuck me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He was saying about people that were successful, which if

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<v Speaker 2>he was a part of, he goes, you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>you have a business, you know, you didn't build that

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<v Speaker 2>business the government. What about the roads and and and

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<v Speaker 2>the cards that get you there? You know, the roads,

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<v Speaker 2>And I go, the roads that our taxes paid for.

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<v Speaker 2>And three three days later he made a video saying,

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<v Speaker 2>you built that. I apologize. You know, he made a video,

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<v Speaker 2>but it had been left out the part that I

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<v Speaker 2>said I was clearly making a joke when I said

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking asshole, and then when I said, but I said,

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<v Speaker 2>he's amazing, you know, they left that out. So all

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<v Speaker 2>the headlines where I called him a name, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff fazing what he's achieved in his life, which

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<v Speaker 2>he it is. Yeah, but they left all part out.

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<v Speaker 2>See what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get into trouble? Did you lose a job

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<v Speaker 1>or anything like that? Did anyone get mad at you?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it was all over the press. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I lost any work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the whole thing. What people do do that?

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<v Speaker 2>People don't even read the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a joke, I clearly Yoh. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>had to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I went on the I had to go on the

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<v Speaker 2>news to defend myself. I ended up going on a bill. O'Reilly.

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<v Speaker 2>He tried to like, he'll all just ask you a

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<v Speaker 2>few questions and this, and then he tried to like going, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you said this, and you're you know, he tried

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<v Speaker 2>to what's the word corner you no, like, set me up?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the word set you up? Not?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's that's the COVID.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember the word.

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<v Speaker 2>He tried to set me up, all right, yeah, well

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<v Speaker 2>I think journalists do that. And then but he's not

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<v Speaker 2>that smart and I'm smarter than him. I was clear

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<v Speaker 2>as a bell, you don't have to be that smart

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<v Speaker 2>to be smarter than him. But he was trying to,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, set me up. And then he had Dennis

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<v Speaker 2>Miller was on the show at the time. I'm friends

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<v Speaker 2>with Dennis and trying to get Dennis to slam me.

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<v Speaker 2>Dennis goes, I'm not doing it. The guy's my friend. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but he said this. He goes, well, I'm not slamming.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy's my friend for you know, thirty years. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I ended up going Fox News on Sean with

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<v Speaker 2>Sean Hannity, and he goes, well, he goes, I know

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<v Speaker 2>you said this, but clearly you were joking and you

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<v Speaker 2>were trying to make the point that people are paying

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<v Speaker 2>their fair share. I go, exactly, I go, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for being like the only person to get it. Clearly

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was mad, but making a joke, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But I said, the guy and he is amazing. What

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<v Speaker 2>he achieved is anybody that become anybody that runs for

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<v Speaker 2>president of the United States and gets elected. It's pretty

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<v Speaker 2>It's a giant accomplishment. Whether you like them or not,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's I agree, you got to have a tough

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<v Speaker 2>skin to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you ever be drawing to politics as ever something

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<v Speaker 1>that you would like because you're quite political, you care

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<v Speaker 1>about things. Why why wouldn't you get drawn?

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<v Speaker 2>I care about him like anybody else cares about him.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I wouldn't be good at it. People go,

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<v Speaker 2>why do you do it? I go. I go because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't wonder. I'm an actor. I'm not I'm not qualified.

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<v Speaker 2>And secondly, I'm great at making the speeches right and

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<v Speaker 2>convincing people. But I go because it's acting. It's what

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<v Speaker 2>I do for a living. So my speeches would be

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<v Speaker 2>way better than any politicians because they're they're not good

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<v Speaker 2>at it, you know, because they're not actors. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to deliver a speech.

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<v Speaker 6>And well that wouldn't Reagan was an actorking a certain

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<v Speaker 6>cadence in this, and if they were doing that, like

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<v Speaker 6>say on stage in a play, you'd go like, what

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<v Speaker 6>are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>You sound weilt it and phony? And you know, I go,

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<v Speaker 2>but that, but that doesn't mean anything. I go, that's acting.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not qualified. The people go do who

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<v Speaker 2>you vote for? I go whoever you believe in. I

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<v Speaker 2>would never tell anybody to vote for because I go one,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not qualified, and also I do believe just because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm known, does therefore mean I'm qualified to tell you

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<v Speaker 2>who to vote for.

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<v Speaker 3>It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>And secondly, what if I did tell you to vote

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<v Speaker 2>for and it was it turned out it was the best,

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong guy and it was bad, So you did you.

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<v Speaker 1>Never endorse anyone for candiescies?

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<v Speaker 2>Then you never do that?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you look offended. When I even asked you,

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<v Speaker 1>you were like no, Like no, Craig, I would never

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<v Speaker 1>do that, you fucking idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, And I just no, because of course it's idiotic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like if you said, do you have advice about acting?

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<v Speaker 2>And commed this, I go, sure, because I'm qualified. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all I've been doing and faking about since I'm five.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done everything in acting you can possibly do, and

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<v Speaker 2>done it quite well. You have done porn, yes, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but but this is the thing about it. It was

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<v Speaker 2>I did it for like three years, but I only

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<v Speaker 2>did the insert shots and I did it for like

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<v Speaker 2>three years, but I wanted to be an actor, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and I got the base on camera.

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<v Speaker 3>No one knows it's me. This is a waste of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Waste of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this, is there any chance of

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<v Speaker 1>doing a reboot of The Critic? Well, I've been trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get that going for years and we're still kidding. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't do it, and I don't know. We're trying,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But finally it's funny because for me, the Critic, I

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<v Speaker 2>loved that show. He wants to he goes no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but for some reason think he's changed his mind, and

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<v Speaker 2>so we want to do it. But but will it happened?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, because there's all these things, and there's rights,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's things like who owns it? It's Sony, and

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<v Speaker 2>and then there's like their animation isn't part of the

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<v Speaker 2>Writers Guild, which is right. I'm in the guild, and

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<v Speaker 2>al who created and Mike created there in the guild.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, can you do it? And you know

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<v Speaker 2>you can't be any union you're working on union. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I feel like you should be able

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<v Speaker 1>to figure that out.

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<v Speaker 3>The way you're looking at me, it's very well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm I'm not. I'm looking at you, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in a friendly I'm not being come heather with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just just yeah, Well, I'm sad about it because

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<v Speaker 1>I loved. I thought the critic was the was the

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<v Speaker 1>forerunner to BoJack Horseman.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like it led to other great you know

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<v Speaker 1>kind of yes, yes, don't love it's in the front

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<v Speaker 1>row bo Jack Forceman.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that is. Well, you don't bu

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<v Speaker 3>Jack Horseman was a great. Embarrassed you don't know something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I know, I'm just saying I'm not embarrassed about

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<v Speaker 2>saying I don't know something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, Well you shouldn't be. There's no reason for

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<v Speaker 1>you to be embarrassed. Yeah. I would more embarrassed about

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<v Speaker 1>your three years working.

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<v Speaker 2>In porn then, although you know, maybe I'm being First

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<v Speaker 2>of all, you would never know it's me. No one

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<v Speaker 2>knows me, that's true. Yes, it's a lot of money. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it was you know every week three you know, three

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<v Speaker 2>different women. It sounds like a fantasy come true.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the insert shot, right, and then you're making

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of money. But then they go, if you

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<v Speaker 2>say to you will deny it. Ah, right, why can

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<v Speaker 2>I ask why that deny it? But surely that would

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<v Speaker 2>be great publicity for them.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's you know, Jordan Loves's business on screen, people

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<v Speaker 1>would pay to see that.

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<v Speaker 7>See, so it didn't it wasn't. Oh I see, it

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<v Speaker 7>wouldn't meant anything. Well, well maybe you could go back

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<v Speaker 7>and see if you can reboot. That looks like with

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<v Speaker 7>your hand, it looks like you're I'm gesturing, Well, this

0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:04.320
<v Speaker 7>is what it looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, well that's that's not what I'm doing at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Form's sake, I'm gesturing. I'm put in my glass. You're

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<v Speaker 1>very you're very You're quite sexy today. You're you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>quite sexy things. What's going on there?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You feeling a little you feel a little frustrated? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Things are a little sexy with you?

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't do your talk show more because I

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<v Speaker 2>just remember when I did it, and and I was like, Oh,

0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:33.000
<v Speaker 2>this guy, he gets my humor and he's just giving

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<v Speaker 2>it right to back this. Yeah, this is so much fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you ever have me back? You know, I

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea, to be honest, I thought you were

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<v Speaker 2>on it tons of times once You're only on once,

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<v Speaker 2>and I liked it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was pleasantly surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Seems crazy to me, but you know, there's really funny

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<v Speaker 1>and he was.

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<v Speaker 3>You were really making me laugh. I go, we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know he was this funny and witty.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so it's weird to me, Johan, because I've met

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<v Speaker 1>I've run a couple of people since doing the show

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<v Speaker 1>who've said to me, why was I never on this show?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh, you were, because I forget. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean honestly, I forget. Like in the ten years that

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<v Speaker 1>I did the show, I once watched the documentary about

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<v Speaker 1>Leonard Nimoy, the original Mister Spock and.

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<v Speaker 2>Nimoy, Oh, Nimoy Nimoy. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>In New England we say nimoy wow, but it needed

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<v Speaker 1>Leonard's Nimoy. And I said to my wife after the documentary,

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<v Speaker 1>what a lovely man. I should have had him on

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<v Speaker 1>late night when he was alive and we looked up heat.

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<v Speaker 1>He was on twice, remember, and you had COVID and

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<v Speaker 1>the vaccine. I had COVID twice. Did you get very

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<v Speaker 1>psych when you had COVID?

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<v Speaker 2>You had Spock Leonard you on your show, who was

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<v Speaker 2>arguably not arguably is one of the biggest pop culture phenomenons.

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<v Speaker 2>Character is one of the most name a bigger character

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<v Speaker 2>on television and Spock, I don't think I could. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I could.

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<v Speaker 8>Equal but bigger. No, No, no, Spot, Sam Spot, Jay Sherman.

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<v Speaker 8>The fuck that he wrote a book, I Am not Spock.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that that's right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's right. Then a few years later he wrote

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<v Speaker 2>another book, goes Okay, I am Spuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I am I'm gonna want very nice on audition for

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<v Speaker 1>some movie, you know, And it was really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just couldn't stop laughing because everything he said

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<v Speaker 2>I was going, but he it Spuck.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just you couldn't get out of him. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>get out of my head that No, he's not Spuck.

0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:54.680
<v Speaker 3>He's an actor. He's a person.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not an alien. He's human.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just remember talking looking at his ears, you know, mean,

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<v Speaker 2>they're not pointing. I just didn't put it out of

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<v Speaker 2>my head. It was and he's like ring, you know,

0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:12.600
<v Speaker 2>da da da da da, and he's laughing, and I'm like,

0:24:13.119 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 2>spucks laughing and cracking jokes. Yeah, it's it's it's weird

0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:20.480
<v Speaker 2>because that's not but he's not spoke.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you read the book? Didn't you read the book?

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<v Speaker 1>He said that he was not spoke, and he sure

0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:31.960
<v Speaker 1>looked like him. And yeah, have you written a book yet?

0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 1>You just write a book. I wrote a book. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Frank Sturtson.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I read it, that's right. I forgot. I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>I read it, but I had COVID and and I

0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:46.800
<v Speaker 1>forgot that I read your book. I read it today.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I have funny stories about people people writing a book.

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<v Speaker 2>I never talked about my personal life because you know why, Craig,

0:24:54.560 --> 0:25:00.040
<v Speaker 2>because there's other people involved exactly that are private and

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:02.560
<v Speaker 2>you have to talk about them, right.

0:25:04.040 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 3>But you guys, it's hard to talk about your personal life.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard of doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>But but I guess I kind of get it. Then

0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:15.320
<v Speaker 2>you could do whatever you want. Must have been fun.

0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:16.760
<v Speaker 2>You can do whatever you want.

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:19.479
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm on your talk show. Do you ever think

0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:20.360
<v Speaker 3>about going back?

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:22.800
<v Speaker 2>You should go back and do a talk show and

0:25:23.000 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 2>just make it comedy and everybody would you'd be the

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<v Speaker 2>number one rated because it's just comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, John. I think I'd have to have

0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:36.480
<v Speaker 2>you on it a lot, all right, I don't know.

0:25:36.720 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I feel like doing a show every day is No,

0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:41.479
<v Speaker 1>it's not my cup of tea anymore. Are you familiar

0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:44.240
<v Speaker 1>with that expression, a cup of tea? It's not my

0:25:44.359 --> 0:25:45.560
<v Speaker 1>cup of tea anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to work every day like that.

0:25:50.480 --> 0:25:50.520
<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I go, you can do it once a week,

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 3>and you go, I am, I'm doing this?

0:25:56.520 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I'm doing this once a week.

0:25:58.240 --> 0:25:59.880
<v Speaker 1>And the good thing about this one is I only

0:26:00.080 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to talk to anyone I don't want

0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:04.080
<v Speaker 1>to talk to It's not like, say, well they've got

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:05.840
<v Speaker 1>a big movie coming out, so you have to talk

0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:07.600
<v Speaker 1>to them, and I'm like, I want to talk to them.

0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:08.399
<v Speaker 1>They talked to me.

0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course I want to talk to you. That's

0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 2>why I'm talking to you.

0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:13.280
<v Speaker 3>What do you want to talk about.

0:26:14.520 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to talk about your book, the book detailing

0:26:18.920 --> 0:26:22.239
<v Speaker 1>your anecdotes. I want to hear. I want to hear

0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:26.000
<v Speaker 1>stories about my step mother is an Alien, which is

0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:27.159
<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I love that movie. Well, i'm reading the script.

0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 2>This is when I was getting a lot of offers

0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:38.840
<v Speaker 2>and I was Penny Marshall befriended me my first show

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:41.560
<v Speaker 2>on SNL and then and then after she put me

0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:42.160
<v Speaker 2>in her movies.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's where you're living in La this summer?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>She's, well, you can stay at my house. She had

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:47.359
<v Speaker 3>a big, beautiful house.

0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Yeah, it's a mansion, you know. So I stayed there.

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Joe Peshey was staying in the room next to me.

0:26:55.240 --> 0:26:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Joe and I lived there for and anyways, the summer

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm there, I get off of this movie my Stepma.

0:27:02.080 --> 0:27:03.960
<v Speaker 3>There's Nyly. So I'm reading it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking, I'm in Penny's kitchen, which is one into

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:11.040
<v Speaker 2>the house, and I'm reading the script thinking do I

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:11.680
<v Speaker 2>want to do this?

0:27:11.880 --> 0:27:12.040
<v Speaker 4>You know?

0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 2>So I'm reading it, and then my characters, you know,

0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 2>and Dan Ackway, I play his brother. Dan's the best,

0:27:17.920 --> 0:27:21.360
<v Speaker 2>but I go, well, like Dan so and then Kim

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:23.359
<v Speaker 2>Basinger's going to be in it. And then it says

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 2>page thirty six, my character it kisses Kim Basinger goes,

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:31.159
<v Speaker 2>he kisses her, He really kisses her.

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:32.800
<v Speaker 3>That's what the script says.

0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:34.159
<v Speaker 1>And I start.

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Screaming, do I want to do it?

0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:42.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to do it? Are you kidding me? Oh

0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 1>my god?

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:48.440
<v Speaker 3>And Penny runs in, what's wrong? I go, I'm reading

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 3>the script. Do I want to do it? I get

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:52.440
<v Speaker 3>to get kiss Kim Basinger.

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 1>Do I want to do it?

0:27:56.200 --> 0:27:58.560
<v Speaker 2>So I CAUs, yes, I go, I don't need to

0:27:58.600 --> 0:28:01.280
<v Speaker 2>read the rest of the script. I'll I'll do it right.

0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 2>And I read it, but I just go, I'm in.

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:08.560
<v Speaker 2>So now we're doing the movie and she is so

0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 2>beautiful and sexy it's insane. And I remember one time

0:28:13.880 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the makeup trailer and and she was leaving

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 2>right and I go, hey, Kim, and she and and

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 2>she turned around right and I'm just like, I just

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:27.399
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have anything to say. I just wanted to

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:31.000
<v Speaker 2>look at her again, because I mean, she it was

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 2>she didn't look real. She was so beautiful and sexy.

0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 2>She's one of those women like they're just looking at

0:28:37.400 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 2>you and they go, oh my god, they're trying to

0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 2>seduce me.

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 1>No she's not.

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 2>She's just looking but she's so sexy and so beautiful,

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:48.680
<v Speaker 2>and her skin's like perfect. And she turns around and

0:28:48.760 --> 0:28:50.640
<v Speaker 2>I could see the sun in the back of her

0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 2>coming through the door of the makeup trailer, right, so

0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 2>it looks like and she's this gold blonde hair and

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 2>it's like a halo around her. And I was like, oh,

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 2>like angels singing, and I go chos yeah, and I

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:05.160
<v Speaker 2>look at it. She's looking my go I go oh.

0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Now I'd say I have a good day, have a

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:11.360
<v Speaker 2>good day today, okay. And it's like, uh so this

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:13.400
<v Speaker 2>is all I'm thinking about.

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>For the movie.

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 2>One week two Now we're six weeks into the movie,

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:21.320
<v Speaker 2>and I look, you know, you're in the makeup chain

0:29:21.360 --> 0:29:23.880
<v Speaker 2>and they give you these like you know, not like

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:24.840
<v Speaker 2>a like.

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.920
<v Speaker 5>This, this like this, yeah, besides like your your lights

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 5>for the day. This big as big as an envelope

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 5>with all your lines. So I'm looking at it and

0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:36.560
<v Speaker 5>I'm reading it, and I go, oh, I think this

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:39.000
<v Speaker 5>is the Today's the day the scene where I kiss her?

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Right.

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:43.760
<v Speaker 3>I go to Richard Benjamin and I said, uh, is

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.080
<v Speaker 3>this is this the scene right when I kiss her?

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 3>And he goes yes. He goes yes. I go Now,

0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:52.800
<v Speaker 3>I've never kissed a woman in a movie, right, So

0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, well, what do I do? He'll just kiss her?

0:29:58.520 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, this is all I've been thinking about since

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:04.360
<v Speaker 2>I said yes, this is all I've been thinking about.

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:07.440
<v Speaker 3>So I walk up to Kim. I go, hey, Kim,

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:11.280
<v Speaker 3>you know, today's our big scene. And she goes what.

0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:15.080
<v Speaker 2>I go it what?

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Nothing? Forget it? Nothing?

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 3>I realized she hasn't thought about it for like a second. Nothing.

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:28.280
<v Speaker 2>It's aw about It's the whole reason I didn't move

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 2>what But the thing is, I love everyone else.

0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going, hey, you want to do a movie.

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:36.200
<v Speaker 3>You got to kiss Kim base And I was like, yeah,

0:30:37.800 --> 0:30:39.680
<v Speaker 3>you want to know where to pay? Noa, I'll pay you.

0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 3>What are you kidding?

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Right? So so anyway, so the scene is we're doing

0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:49.880
<v Speaker 2>it and and she's an alien and and she marries Dan.

0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm the brother in law, and I go walk up.

0:30:51.880 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I go, well, maybe the first to kiss the bride.

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 2>She goes okay, and she's kissing me, and she sees

0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:59.719
<v Speaker 2>her dog floating up in the air because she's got

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 2>this purse with this alien in it, this eye and

0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 2>it's making her our Dan's dog, a beagle, float up

0:31:05.480 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 2>in the air like. So she's like, you know, kissing

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:11.400
<v Speaker 2>me and the sided. So they go, okay, do it again,

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 2>do it again. So now it's the third takes. I go,

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm like, as I go, I'm gonna

0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:19.960
<v Speaker 2>really kiss it, right, And I had to stand in

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 2>a hole. So I give her a good kiss, right,

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 2>and I swooned. You swooned, You swooned?

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 1>What you mean?

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:29.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean all the blood went to my head and

0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 3>I went.

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 2>And I will fell over. And then so we finished

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 2>the scene. So then she we're at this house and

0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:42.920
<v Speaker 2>she's now shes and all, and she was okay to me.

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 2>But after that kiss, she was super nice. She goes, John,

0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:47.440
<v Speaker 2>come on in the house. These are the people that

0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 2>live here, and I go, all, nice to meet you. Right,

0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 2>she was super nice if it. And then anyway, she

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 2>was always very nice, but she was even nicer. But

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 2>then I saw I saw her like a couple of

0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:58.160
<v Speaker 2>years ago, and I told her that whole story I

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:01.320
<v Speaker 2>just told you, and she's.

0:32:00.280 --> 0:32:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Like, no, no memory, no memory of it at all.

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:07.240
<v Speaker 1>It's like when I had dinner with you.

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:10.760
<v Speaker 2>And I said to her cam after you know that

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 2>summer that this club Helene is in La and I

0:32:14.040 --> 0:32:17.120
<v Speaker 2>saw you at this club. You funderstand she was not

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:19.360
<v Speaker 2>just pretty. She was one of the most beautiful women

0:32:20.040 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 2>in the world, like probably the sexiest woman in the world, right,

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:29.000
<v Speaker 2>and she's super nice, but she was just like.

0:32:30.480 --> 0:32:31.840
<v Speaker 3>Obviously drop dead gorge.

0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 2>So so I go, hey, you want to dance, and

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:37.200
<v Speaker 2>she goes yeah, And then she was with us make

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 2>a guy that did her hair, and she was dancing

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 2>with him, and then I didn't get to right then

0:32:40.840 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking around like, oh she laughed, and my fuck.

0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 3>Now it's about two in the morning and I see

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:45.640
<v Speaker 3>her again.

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 2>She was there. I go, hey, remember our dance, you

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:53.800
<v Speaker 2>promise She goes, oh yeah, okay. So it's like it's

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:57.320
<v Speaker 2>about eighty degrees out of warm summer night and Frank

0:32:57.440 --> 0:33:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Sinatra's song The Summer Wind right is playing, and I'm

0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:04.680
<v Speaker 2>dancing with Ken basing her to the summer wind and

0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:08.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm holding her, you know, not like separate, but like this,

0:33:08.520 --> 0:33:14.160
<v Speaker 2>and she's laughing, and I'm just like one of the

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 2>greatest moments of my life. Right, it was just like

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 2>magical in like thirty years, Hey, remember that night it's

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:20.160
<v Speaker 2>one of the best.

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:23.040
<v Speaker 3>Nights of my life. She's like, I gotta remember.

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how I felt when I told you that

0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>I had dinner with you in Cleveland, which is one

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 1>of the greatest nights of my life. And you don't remember.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 1>And you made a joke about it. You said it

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 1>was COVID, but I think you just you just really

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 1>didn't remember even without COVID.

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Well, I remember the.

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Club and hilarios. I kind of remember now that you're

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:42.120
<v Speaker 1>mentioning it.

0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:46.040
<v Speaker 3>But you'll understand, what was that twenty years ago?

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, yeah, it's like twenty years ago, ten years ago.

0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I have a feeling Creig no offense, but I have

0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:58.800
<v Speaker 2>a feeling that as time goes on your your brain,

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 2>it's like, say, this is twenty years ago, right, and

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:06.200
<v Speaker 2>now here's twenty years later. So this chunk it kind

0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 2>of starts fading away because you're putting more and more

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:11.360
<v Speaker 2>in your brain and you just don't remember everything.

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, I haven't noticed that. I have noticed. I remember

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:19.680
<v Speaker 1>stuff that's back further, but this stuff, like, you know,

0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 1>five years ago, I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, but twenty

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:23.920
<v Speaker 1>five years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Two days ago, what did you have for lunch?

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<v Speaker 1>I had.

0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Salmon probably I think you know, but.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't three days ago.

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, right, do you know?

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 3>I do know what you had for lunch three days ago?

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well that's weird because it does taste a bit funny.

0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:48.880
<v Speaker 1>So how were you involved?

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:51.839
<v Speaker 2>You were in town and I was working this hot

0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 2>dog stand and you got gay Can I get a thing?

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:56.080
<v Speaker 2>And I go, oh, you go you look like John Lovettz.

0:34:56.120 --> 0:34:59.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, yeah, I get that a lot. Yeah, yeah,

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 2>because it's embarrassing. Do you get recognized the law in

0:35:03.760 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 2>LA like you must all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Oh?

0:35:06.920 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah?

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:09.239
<v Speaker 5>Do you like it?

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't mind.

0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:12.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't like when people are drunk.

0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's who recognizes me.

0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, because you're always.

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>In the pep because you're Scottish from English.

0:35:20.680 --> 0:35:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess I don't.

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:25.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't go in the pub that much anymore. I

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 2>used to live in. I look at they're not if

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:32.360
<v Speaker 2>they're not drunking them because they're nice and they're complimenting

0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 2>you and yeah, and I just think be grateful, like

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 2>one of the one of the job is there where

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:42.600
<v Speaker 2>there's hardly any job. People go hey, I love your

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:46.200
<v Speaker 2>what you do? I love your work. Great job, that's true.

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:52.840
<v Speaker 2>You don't get that, so it's lucky, not very lucky, fortunate,

0:35:52.920 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, grateful.

0:36:00.880 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you still get as much out of it as

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:04.600
<v Speaker 1>you because you love acting, You're really good at it,

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:06.920
<v Speaker 1>and you clearly you clearly love it.

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:09.239
<v Speaker 2>Do you still get as much joy as you always did?

0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I do, But I was for a while. My manager goes, oh,

0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:15.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, the part's are now you got to get

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 1>back in.

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:17.239
<v Speaker 2>So I was doing a lot of movies that I

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:20.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't I wasn't enthusiastic about.

0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 3>And I finally said, you know what, I I can't

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 3>do it. I can't do those anywhere I go.

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, I go because I'm just filling my resume with

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 2>crap and I don't enjoy it and acting. He doesn't understand,

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:38.000
<v Speaker 2>because it's just a business. And I go, I know,

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 2>but it's I have to be enthusiastic. It just means

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 2>too much to me, and I go, I have to

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 2>be enthusiastic about the part. I can't just I can't

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:50.279
<v Speaker 2>do it. Otherwise I can do it, but I'm like,

0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:52.839
<v Speaker 2>I'll end up and I never walked through a part.

0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:56.160
<v Speaker 2>It's just too hard. It's just because I don't care,

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:59.280
<v Speaker 2>but you have to care because you know they're bringing

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 2>you and you can't walk through the part.

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.719
<v Speaker 3>And I just said, I can't do this anymore. So

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 3>so I'm not doing it.

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 2>So that so the but recently I did so I

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.040
<v Speaker 2>do still like it because now I'm just if I

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:14.680
<v Speaker 2>really like the part and I like the movie, I'll

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:18.520
<v Speaker 2>go I'll do it. So and that's also stand up

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:20.839
<v Speaker 2>is great because I love doing it. But you can

0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 2>still make a good living, so you don't have to

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:24.840
<v Speaker 2>do the movies that are crap and you don't care about.

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 2>So I did a movie recently unless You're called. It

0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:32.840
<v Speaker 2>was really fun. It was called The Toast. It hasn't

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:35.640
<v Speaker 2>come out yet, but it's about a I played the

0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 2>father of a bride and my daughter's getting it's the

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:42.920
<v Speaker 2>day of her wedding at the venue, so it's everything

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 2>leading up, getting ready for the ceremony and then everything after.

0:37:47.719 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 2>It's a comedy and it's a big disaster and I'm

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 2>part of the disaster. I play father who's fall who's

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:57.240
<v Speaker 2>an AA in drug add and I fall off the wagon.

0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 2>So the and I don't drink or any drugs, but

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 2>the whole movie I'm drunk and hi's a kite. And

0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 2>then I get up and I have to make a

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:08.400
<v Speaker 2>toast at or wedding and I'm completely blitzed out of

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:08.879
<v Speaker 2>my mind.

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 3>And the guy wrote a great part and it was

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 3>really fun to do and.

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Very moving.

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Craig, Oh really, yeah, Oh I love that.

0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 2>When is it coming up?

0:38:24.360 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Crying? You were crying?

0:38:27.680 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 3>I was crying to people watching it were crying.

0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I feel like crying.

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 3>The extras gave me a applause.

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh nice, that's when you know it was.

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Good, correctly, goes John. People watching the scene and the monitor,

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:41.920
<v Speaker 3>they were crying.

0:38:42.880 --> 0:38:43.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow.

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:46.479
<v Speaker 3>No, they were crying because I was so bad.

0:38:47.719 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 1>They were crying because you It was so much of

0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 1>an owner for them to be and there of the

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.360
<v Speaker 1>day that that piece of work was recorded.

0:38:57.760 --> 0:39:00.640
<v Speaker 3>But they were so moved emotionally.

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:09.160
<v Speaker 2>And then I can't. I can't stay serious for more

0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:12.960
<v Speaker 2>than the second. And then the guy in the scene

0:39:13.000 --> 0:39:17.200
<v Speaker 2>played a priest. And I'm just telling you what he said, Craig,

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say it. I'm bragging, but he's I didn't,

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 2>he Goes. I haven't seen you can take it, bove it.

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I've only seen that level of acting once.

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 3>It was so great. I go, really, yes, I go, well,

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 3>who was the actor?

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:52.800
<v Speaker 2>And he said al Paccino? No, yes, Wow, did you

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:56.600
<v Speaker 2>do that long of a pause before I should I

0:39:56.719 --> 0:40:00.520
<v Speaker 2>fucked that up because I was And he said, oh,

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:08.839
<v Speaker 2>but che and I think both ways are good. Are

0:40:08.920 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 2>you serious? He goes, yes, I played a judge and

0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:18.280
<v Speaker 2>I was a lawyer and I watched him for two weeks.

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:20.719
<v Speaker 3>And I go, thank you.

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Now, Craig, Yeah, John, I am not comparing myself in

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:32.640
<v Speaker 2>any way to al Pacin. I really think you did.

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:35.120
<v Speaker 3>No, the guy did.

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:35.840
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 3>The guy did, I'm not on that level. He's one

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 3>of the greatest actors ever.

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:43.319
<v Speaker 1>But he's good.

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:46.760
<v Speaker 2>You good. You know, he's a big fan of mine.

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:54.520
<v Speaker 2>I think al Pacina but he's no, he's he's, you know,

0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:58.320
<v Speaker 2>one of the greatest actors ever, but he's not that

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 2>funny anywhere here his level as an actor. I would

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:06.880
<v Speaker 2>never say that, but the other guy said it.

0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:08.960
<v Speaker 1>The other guy said that, and he knew what he

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:12.400
<v Speaker 1>was talking about, this guy because he played a judge.

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:16.360
<v Speaker 3>And who said, well, do you think he's right? My

0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:17.600
<v Speaker 3>interview is now.

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:22.600
<v Speaker 1>But he said it. It's a very nice compliment. Yeah,

0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:27.600
<v Speaker 1>somehow just smoking the imaginary cigarette. Why is he the

0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:30.120
<v Speaker 1>invisible cigarette? What's that about?

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 2>They're bad for you, Craig. But it's an emphasis. The

0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:39.320
<v Speaker 2>point of it, Craig is that it was a giant

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:44.560
<v Speaker 2>compliment that I just now accidentally let slip out. I

0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:47.279
<v Speaker 2>can't believe. I hope you don't mind if we leave

0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:48.920
<v Speaker 2>it in the podcast.

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:51.360
<v Speaker 1>We're going to leave it. And even though it was

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:54.880
<v Speaker 1>totally an accident that it slipt out, because you're still relaxed.

0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:57.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I really didn't mean to mention it.

0:41:58.840 --> 0:41:59.320
<v Speaker 1>That's okay.

0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:04.760
<v Speaker 3>Now, this guy who played the Jay, So of course movies,

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 3>you go, well when is it?

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:06.640
<v Speaker 4>Ca?

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:08.400
<v Speaker 3>I go, is anyone gonna see it?

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:10.520
<v Speaker 2>So it was the thing, isn't it?

0:42:10.719 --> 0:42:12.200
<v Speaker 1>You never know? But you get to do it.

0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:14.240
<v Speaker 2>So I learned that you go, you got to enjoy

0:42:15.520 --> 0:42:17.440
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of times, you know, you don't move,

0:42:17.440 --> 0:42:18.759
<v Speaker 2>and you go like, oh, if I do this, then

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:20.920
<v Speaker 2>it'll get me this, I'll get me this, And I go,

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:23.960
<v Speaker 2>can I just enjoy this like I'm doing this now?

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.759
<v Speaker 3>Can I enjoy this movie now like I'm doing it?

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a challenge as well, because it's kind of

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:33.680
<v Speaker 2>how you get in the habit of thing in that way,

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:37.680
<v Speaker 2>because you know everyone does, because it's just you know,

0:42:37.760 --> 0:42:39.520
<v Speaker 2>it's not like a steady job. You go, what's the

0:42:39.600 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 2>next thing, but stand up is very steady. It's it's

0:42:43.239 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 2>it's like, I feel like I beat the system.

0:42:46.320 --> 0:42:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I love stand up because it gives you an autonomy.

0:42:49.840 --> 0:42:52.279
<v Speaker 1>You can be your own man. You could be your

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:55.880
<v Speaker 1>own person. You don't have to follow any of the

0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:58.239
<v Speaker 1>rules they book you. You turn up, you do the show,

0:42:58.280 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you leave, and that's it. Yeah, and you can do

0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 1>you inferring that I'm a man and.

0:43:06.920 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 3>You can do whatever you want.

0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 1>It was It's just an expression, and I didn't mean

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 1>to load it with any gender specifics. Uh and and

0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:21.520
<v Speaker 1>I I feel like it was like the performance I

0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:25.359
<v Speaker 1>saw you gave in Hilarities, the one You've forgotten about,

0:43:25.640 --> 0:43:30.319
<v Speaker 1>which was hands down one of the funniest performances I've seen,

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:33.919
<v Speaker 1>and I don't think you were One of the things

0:43:33.960 --> 0:43:37.239
<v Speaker 1>that really made me laugh about it was I I

0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 1>don't think you were aware of how great you were

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:43.200
<v Speaker 1>being doing the stand up. It seemed like it was

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:46.520
<v Speaker 1>so easy. And then now I realize the only other

0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:56.320
<v Speaker 1>time I've seen comedy that good was how Fatina I

0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:58.560
<v Speaker 1>think you're You're the only time I've seen comedy that

0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:04.240
<v Speaker 1>good was me in America.

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 4>That's what you should have said me, But I've never

0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:12.759
<v Speaker 4>seen me age did Do you like watching yourself? Do

0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:14.480
<v Speaker 4>you like looking back and stuff? Do you like watching

0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 4>your performances and stuff? Because I see this jiggling, it's

0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:23.640
<v Speaker 4>john you know? Then you I mean, I do, and

0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:25.520
<v Speaker 4>I don't, but it's it's.

0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know. I'm just like, oh my god,

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:30.320
<v Speaker 3>I look so fat.

0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:32.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my voice.

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:36.440
<v Speaker 2>It's weird because what you think you're doing, and then

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:39.480
<v Speaker 2>when you watch yourself you go, you go, oh, that's

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:41.000
<v Speaker 2>not what it felt like when I was doing it.

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:45.400
<v Speaker 2>And then also it's very strange because a lot of

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 2>the stuff I do it makes me laugh because I didn't.

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:51.640
<v Speaker 3>I go, I didn't know I was doing that, right,

0:44:52.760 --> 0:44:54.200
<v Speaker 3>it's stand up.

0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Even movies.

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:56.759
<v Speaker 3>You watch this because when you're doing a scene in

0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:58.440
<v Speaker 3>a movie, have you.

0:44:58.480 --> 0:45:02.919
<v Speaker 2>Ever done a movie, I'm gonna be some water to do. Yet, well,

0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:06.960
<v Speaker 2>if you know I was acting, you can't. It's hard

0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 2>to do because you you can't watch yourself, have an

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:14.360
<v Speaker 2>eye on yourself and do the scene. You've got to

0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 2>just forget you and focus on the other person and

0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 2>just get like almost lost in it and just go

0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:24.120
<v Speaker 2>with it, you know, when it works its best and

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 2>they go, oh that was great, you go what And

0:45:26.320 --> 0:45:28.080
<v Speaker 2>if you're not watching yourself, you go what did I do?

0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:30.960
<v Speaker 2>And then you watch it. It's very strange and you go,

0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't even remember doing that. It's like just you know,

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 2>I went like this, I don't know, and then I

0:45:37.640 --> 0:45:40.000
<v Speaker 2>watch it. I go, when did I do this? And

0:45:40.160 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 2>like my hand like that you have no memory of it.

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.839
<v Speaker 2>It's very strange, but it could because it means you're

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:48.200
<v Speaker 2>focused on the scene. You can't watch yourself, so you're

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:52.160
<v Speaker 2>doing stuff that you didn't even know you were doing. Yeah,

0:45:54.520 --> 0:45:56.680
<v Speaker 2>And but I mean what I do love is I

0:45:56.760 --> 0:45:59.239
<v Speaker 2>love making people laugh. And I know I'm trying to

0:45:59.280 --> 0:46:01.279
<v Speaker 2>be funny, and like you know, I'm like, oh, I

0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 2>didn't know. Of course, I'm trying to be funny and

0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to make them laugh. So it's very satisfying

0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:08.600
<v Speaker 2>when they laugh. But you know what I don't like

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:11.600
<v Speaker 2>and stand up when I'm talking about something and they

0:46:11.680 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 2>do it and it builds a belts and then they

0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:18.279
<v Speaker 2>clap oh yeah, I'm like, no, no, I don't like that,

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:22.200
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not trying to make some like state political statement.

0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:25.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to make them laugh. No, I kind of

0:46:25.280 --> 0:46:25.960
<v Speaker 3>feel the same way.

0:46:26.000 --> 0:46:27.600
<v Speaker 2>I know what you I don't want to move into that,

0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:30.760
<v Speaker 2>like you know, I'm on a soapbox and everything.

0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Agreement comedy, Yeah, I'm not into agreement comedy very

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 1>much now.

0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:37.960
<v Speaker 2>And then the other thing I realized was that I

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:41.120
<v Speaker 2>think you've maybe you've maybe you'll find this true. I

0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 2>don't know if you will because you're Scottish. That's true, right,

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it is a human being mm hm. When you

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<v Speaker 2>you're making a point about something and you go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really getting through to these people and I'm making

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<v Speaker 2>them see the light and I'll make them change their mind.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you realize, no, you're not making them change

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<v Speaker 2>it because as soon as they lead, they completely forget

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<v Speaker 2>and you have no effect on that. You think it's

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<v Speaker 2>important what you're saying, and you're changing the world, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you go now and then you realize every comic

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<v Speaker 2>probably thinks that, and and you know, now you're just

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<v Speaker 2>kidding yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not They just want to laugh. I think that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I think most of the people that come to see

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<v Speaker 1>stand up. They just want a good time. They just

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<v Speaker 1>want to laugh, and that's all. And I'm fighting with that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then if you are making a point, they're

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<v Speaker 2>laughing because they already agree with you. So you're not

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<v Speaker 2>you're not changing anybody's mind.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I did it. You think, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really changing their mind. And then you're now, oh I'm

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<v Speaker 2>enlightened people now. No, no, no, no, you're not cry Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we're out of time, John, We're at the time.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to you have to go to.

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<v Speaker 2>Another room because you're in your own house, so you

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<v Speaker 2>actually don't have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>We're out of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you have to take a ship.

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I have to take a ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're out of lime or you have to pay.

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<v Speaker 3>We're out of time.

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<v Speaker 2>We're hungry. No number twos, it's number twos. It's I

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<v Speaker 2>have to poop all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't I see a TikTok of you that went

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<v Speaker 1>crazy and oh wait no, no, no wait, no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>too late. I've done it not But didn't I see

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<v Speaker 1>a TikTok for you when you were talking about pooping.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's so that it went crazy viral

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<v Speaker 1>some thing about you talking about shipping yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Very proud of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was No, I know, it's got to do

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<v Speaker 2>what it was. It was, I was I was playing tennis.

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<v Speaker 2>I played tennis with my teachers, and I was just

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<v Speaker 2>goofing off, going, you know, and just saying the silly thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes, he goes, oh, you should record that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did and one of the one of the

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<v Speaker 2>lines was I came in my head at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I stopped and I started was on five

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<v Speaker 2>second and I started laughing, and I go and I

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<v Speaker 2>was just starting to post stuff on Instagram. I go,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe shit posted, I go, I go, I can't post this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the end my career. Fuck it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I posted it. It's the two point one million view.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ridiculous. It's the most ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>I go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking with my tennis teacher about aging and

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<v Speaker 2>I realized with aging comes confidence. For example, an hour ago,

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<v Speaker 2>I shipped my pants and I'd yet to wipe because

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<v Speaker 2>I am confident it will eventually dry out and cake off,

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<v Speaker 2>cake off, it just stops. And then.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it was that's the one, all right, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to beat that.

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<v Speaker 2>Get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lovely to talk to you again, John.

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<v Speaker 3>Mike great, great seeing you again.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. It's great to see you too. John. You're

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<v Speaker 1>one of the funniest men in the world, nearly as

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<v Speaker 1>funny as al Pacino.