WEBVTT - Episode 97: Ft. Vinny G 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:03.400 What's up. It's a lift service. I'm Angela Yee, I'm 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.480 Stephanie Santiago. I'm g G McGuire. Can we still call 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:08.760 you Vinnie from Jersey Shore? You hate that? You can 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.160 call me whatever you want, but I'm definitely trying to 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:13.520 cut that. I know. It's the last thing off my 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:17.040 name again. I mean, I love it. I don't mind 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:21.320 who I am, but literally it's become like on my 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:23.480 birth certificate, you know, And I'm like, yeah, that's not 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:25.840 my name. But my name is also hard to pronounce, 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:31.280 so okay, try come on, let me see your Italian skills. No, 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.239 you should be able to say it. See it, let 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:38.159 me see it. I know how to spell it. You 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.080 want to spell it? That's even harder. I know I 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:47.760 haven't Stephanie. Is it Jimmy a d I g um. Well, 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:50.120 this is like my whole life right here. Teachers looking 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.360 at it like looking like that. My sister, My sister 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:57.880 was happy, My sisters happy Italian. Her last name is Giasti. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.440 Well this is Guadanino. That's what I'm gonna say to 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:05.720 sell it fanatically, But yeah, right, you can or whatever. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.240 Very good, it's nice. It's a good it's I think 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:13.959 my sister's last name is kind of fire too, like Gianbastiani. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:18.399 It sounds it sounds like a designers, like, yeah, she 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:21.840 got some shoes or something. My last name is just yea. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.160 And then people be like, okay, spell your name and 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:25.959 you're like, why e And then they said they're like 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.560 they're waiting for the rest or I say why you 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:33.560 eat and they put w E what because they think 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.000 of why Like when you say why, they think w 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.479 h Y. I think everyone does it like it happens 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.880 to that. It does happen a lot. Yeah, it does. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:42.960 And then people also come to Angela Lee all the time, 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:49.440 all the time. I don't know why correct people so 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:55.120 many times. It's not that's so racist. All right, now 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.600 we're gonna have some fun with you because obviously we 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.200 know your whole background and you're a funny guy. Anyway, 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:02.800 thank you. I'm a big fan of the show. By 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.640 the way, thank you. I asked to come on it. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:08.520 Oh yes, I was surprised. Stephanie was like, do you 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:12.160 guys want to get Vinny Guardino? That's exactly what But 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:16.359 you were I wasn't the first person, um that right, 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.720 I wasn't even the first person I asked Chris Morrow 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.480 and he didn't tell me. Yeah, I know, so I 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:26.000 just went to the source. There we go. That's professional, 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:30.639 you know, DM Slider. I wasn't going to say that 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:34.760 here I am. Yeah. All right, So we're gonna ask 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:36.680 you some questions you're gonna do, and then we have 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.680 a game to play. So get ready for this. All right? Now, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.840 can you invite somebody that you used to hook up 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:46.760 with to your wedding? Um, to my wedding? Well, first 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.440 of all, I don't really funk with marriage too much, 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:53.120 so this is out of my immediate ballpark. What do 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.520 you mean you don't funk with marriage? Like, I don't really. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.400 I think that people get married way too early. I 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.519 think that they get Most people get married for the 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:03.919 wrong reasons. The divorce rate is super high, and everyone 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:07.519 around me is divorced, and my family well getting divorced, 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.359 you know. So I just look around and see that 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.880 it's not a good thing or it's not you know. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:15.519 So I don't know. I just really just kind of 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:17.360 have bad experiences with this, so I don't I worry. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:21.000 I'm extra careful for myself, as everybody should be. But 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:24.840 then he sounds a little damaged. Damage. Um No, I 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:29.160 mean I I like open to look forward to it. Marriage, 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.080 Like if I always say, if I find like the 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:35.160 like the fucking yang to my yang, I will, you know, 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.640 But it's not something that There are some people that 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.840 start their life as I'm gonna get married at this age, 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:44.160 and they there it's all about the fucking You're getting 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.800 married for the rest of your life by planning the party. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.520 All you care about is the party. I'm I'm married 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:54.520 to Venice. You know you're doing. You're planning this one 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.000 day for the rest of your life. I can make 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.080 sure it's someone that you can grow with because people 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.720 change every single day. I don't. I'm not damaged. I 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.520 feel adamantly about this because you've seen a lot of 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.880 things happen and you feel like, okay, and I agree 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:09.280 with that because none of us in here married, you know, 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.480 So I want to get married someday. Yeah, I think 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:18.719 I don't know, some day anytime. I feel like humans 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:25.040 aren't naturally monogamous. So marriage is the ultimate monogamy unless 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.920 you get married to like a few ten wives or 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:31.520 whatever the Mormons do. Um So I feel that that's 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:33.680 where you run into issues and you start resenting the 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.560 other person because there's still this animal instinct inside of 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:40.239 you that might want to experience new people. My theory 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.760 is that you like that when you're younger, but then 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.400 after you go through a lot of things and you 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.920 get too lazy to run around and do all of that, 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.240 that's when it's time to settle down. It's also how 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:56.000 accessible it is to that's me too. Lazyness breeds monogamy, 0:04:57.120 --> 0:05:00.720 it's true, and you kind of like what, But it's 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.080 also how accessible it is. So you're lazy, so you're 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:06.400 not putting yourself in the situations to get it thrown 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.240 at you. That's right. But if you walked into a 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.039 situation and it was thrown at you, now that animal 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:21.160 comes inside you know. Ever here, I feel like that's 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.680 a man, a man's philosophy he's talking about as a 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.440 man's philosophy, because I feel like a woman. You know, 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.720 it's a man that has this instinct to just stick 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.039 his dick and everything, you know what I mean? What 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:34.320 a woman if if you're given a woman attention and 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.120 you're there for her, she's not gonna wine and and 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.520 a woman I think is is definitely there are women 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.280 out that they're okay with one penis, right, whereas there 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.680 is not a man out there that's okay with one vagina. 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:46.680 I don't think there might not be a man out 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:48.919 there that's okay with one vagina for the rest of 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:50.359 his life. I don't. I don't think that. That's what 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.800 I'm saying. And that's where you enter this contract of 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.920 marriage and it says you can only be with one vagina, 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.400 and then there's gonna be you're gonna run into problems. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.440 I don't know how they're gonna manifest, but you're going 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.280 to run into problems. Okay. So let's say later on, 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:10.720 when you're and you're getting married, let's just say your 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.560 fiance says, listen, I'm really good. My ex is a 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.680 really good friend of mine. We dated for five years, 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:20.680 but we've known each other since we were young. Is 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:23.160 it cool for me to invite him to the wedding? Well, 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:27.080 I'm fifty five. I probably won't give it because because 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.680 any any woman that you're going to marry at that 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.039 age is going to be have been around the block. 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.640 But if she's only eight, no, then no, because then 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.680 she was just sucking him like a year ago. But okay, 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.160 so let's just say I'm not into that. No, I'm 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.799 definitely not into like just to answer the general question 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:47.400 of just ex partners, you know, because no guy wants 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:50.200 to shake another guy's hand that fucking you know, it 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.680 was just one time and that a relationship. No, it's 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.200 still the ultimate thing. It was sex. It was you know, 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.360 his his his, Your wife's vagina was on his hand. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.560 What if I did if he fingered her act and 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:09.920 her hats? What if one time I went to Um, 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.120 I told you, I'm a fan of the show, so 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.040 I'm gonna share my sex stories. But one time, like 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.120 I was, I used to do club appearances a lot 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:17.520 when I was on the show, and like, you know, 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.440 just hundreds of girls and this and that, and it 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.200 got to the point where it was old, like just 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.240 bringing back a random That's why I hardly even have 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:27.800 sex anymore, because, um, it just gets boring after a while, 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:30.520 just bringing one, you know, just a girl home. Right. 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.040 I just wonder when does a guy get over that 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.920 phase of wanting to funk a different bitch all the time. 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:40.880 When he fucked hundreds, right, but most guys hadn't, Yes, 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:44.760 most hundreds, and he still wants to fun more hundreds. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.520 I doubt he does. Honestly, show me a guy that does. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:52.520 I bet you every celebrity that's fund any real guy 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.720 that has done it, Show me one of them, and 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.000 they will have the same conversation with me at a 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.320 certain age. But go ahead and finish the start. Um 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.280 not so Like there was one night where this waitress, um, 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:05.880 she just came back to my room and she just 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:07.680 didn't want to have sex with me and that was 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.520 her choice. And I was like, but I hate when 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.040 girls do that, Like why are you fuck you in 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.720 my room at five am? I'm not going to are 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.360 you here? So I said, I pulled one of my 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:19.480 go to moves of I was like, all right then 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:21.560 I'm just gonna jerk off then, so you have to 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.320 leave because now I'm horny, and I said, and she's like, 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.600 how are you gonna do it? I'm like, I'm gonna 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.840 watch porn and she was like, all right, well I 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.160 want to stay here, and like right away, I was like, 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.880 what's going on here? Got it interesting? Like this is 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.440 more interesting now than whether I had sex or not. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:39.560 So I watched porn, I jerked off, and then she 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:42.640 let me come on her tits, and literally we had 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:45.400 no interaction with each other, and that to me was 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.640 better than a night with just like banging some random hole. 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:53.679 Because it's all about how you come. You can come 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.719 just with my hand. I can come in some well 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:58.760 I don't come in girls, but you can come buy 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:02.319 some random or you can come with a unique situation, 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.160 which that happened to be. So it's all about how 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.439 the release is done, you know, because that's better than 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:11.360 like a wash cloth. Yeah, yeah, was that Like is 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.920 that like a lame duck? You guys? Cloth? I thought 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.200 you meant that was like a metaphor for like a 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:20.880 girl that yeah, used favorite house? All right? Have you 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:24.839 ever been quiet having sex by like a family member? No, 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:29.360 nobody ever worked in on you. What about masturbating? Um, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:34.400 this is a funny story. Actually when when I first started, Um, 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:37.640 first of all, you girls gotta find like you gotta 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.280 ask every guy in here, like the first time he 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:44.439 came from jerking off. It's like the most amazing It's 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:48.200 like the most amazing discovery because when I was younger, 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:51.160 I used to see people doing this motion and I 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:52.640 used to go home and do it, and I'm like, 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.760 that's not doing anything. What's what is this? Until one 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.200 time I did it enough to where I felt like 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.920 something was happening. And then like it just exploded and 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.040 I came from and I was like, whoa, my life 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:06.720 just changed. And uh, we grew up in this, like 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.280 I grew up like poor in this little apartment. And 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.720 one time I was watching this, like my first porn 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:14.120 was like Jennet Jamison or something on the my friend 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.280 burnt me a c D. And um, it was funny 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:18.960 because like I used to be careful like that, Like 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.040 my mom was going to walk in the room and 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.760 I was watching it, and then like she came, she 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:25.560 opened the door, and then like I it was old 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:29.280 as computer. I shut the depressed the monitor. I pressed him. 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:32.120 I didn't shut off. It was like frozen on the screen. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.800 So she came in. I pulled my pants up and 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.120 I actually took my hand that I covered the screen. 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.920 I'm like, what do you want, mom? And uh and 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.560 then I think she saw and she just like made 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:44.880 believe she didn't see because she expects that. Yeah, exactly. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.120 So wait, do guys joke off dry or do you 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.800 a need like lotion? So you've never used lotion in 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:52.960 my life. It's not that like I can get late, 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.280 like you know what I'm saying, So I don't have 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:57.280 to create a woman's vagina thinks you can't get late. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.280 I'm not saying I'm not defending myself. I'm saying when 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.079 I'm jerking off, I don't need to get a flesh light. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:04.719 I don't need to make it seem like it's a 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.720 you know, it's jerking off. I want to do it myself. 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:09.839 I give myself the best hand job in the world, 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:13.000 and I'm giving myself isn't good though? What about spit? 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:16.160 Like do you spit? Like? No, but I need girls 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.800 to spit, but I don't spit, Okay, okay, so when 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.679 you jerk off, you just to try. Yeah, okay, it 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.640 seems like red because I mean, when I'm mastered me 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:28.040 and I'm not using a vibrator, I lick my fingers, Yeah, 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.960 my fingers, right, girls gotta do that ship, But guys 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:39.959 can't be licking their fingers all right. Now. Of course, 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.920 we know you from a lot of great acronyms. You know, 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:47.440 DTF down to fucking gt L, Jim Tan laundry. So 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.679 I'm gonna see if you know these sex acronyms and 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.679 if any of you know, now the ladies haven't heard 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.320 these before. So we're going to see who's better with 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:57.520 these acronyms. Okay, all right, we'll start off easy, B 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:02.360 BW big beautiful woman. Alright, A T M. You're asking 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:10.000 me right, ask to mouth. That was CBT mm hmmm 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.760 c b T before we move on, do you do? Um? 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:18.040 Asked the mouth. A T M um do I do? 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:21.640 Asked like, well, if I was the my dick in 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:25.800 this situation, yeah, yeah, of course, then dirty are the better. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.680 You know, That's what it's all about. It's all a 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.160 mental I just don't understand how a girl could be 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:33.839 that confident to put a dick in her mouth after 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.000 it came out of an ass like her own, her 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:43.120 own as still, bro, I know my own. You need confidence, 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:49.240 I mean, you have to really be confident like that, 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:56.160 you really clean, really great, real real sex girls douche 0:12:56.160 --> 0:13:04.160 themselves before they do anal right, you can't. But does 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:09.600 like it's the same thing, the same process, like even 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.640 I'm gay guys, that's what they do. Like and transgenders, 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:17.240 they they take a water bottle like even a poland 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.680 springs with a with a what a squeeze top and 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.440 they'll clean their asses. I've never ever douched my butt 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:26.360 me either, bro, But I don't do anal either, So 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:30.800 whatever's in general, But but you would stick it in 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:33.840 the girl's ass and in her mouth? Yeah? Okay, do 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:41.200 you like BBWs? Yes? Love? Alright? CBT? Who knows what 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.240 CBT is? Let me try to figure this out. We 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.240 learned this in here before two Ladies we did I was? 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:49.920 Was I drunk? Maybe that episode is the first word? 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:54.720 Come Nope, cock cock. I just want to say it 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:58.760 like that because you can't just say cock. You gotta 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.199 be like cockballs tongue. I don't know what is it? 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:07.720 Cock ball torture? No? No, no? Is that like like 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:10.000 fucking like bonded ship like guys that like put the 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:13.440 ball in their mouth? I hate those guys and I 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.880 hate those I really do you need to get And 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:21.640 it's always like CEOs and executive doctor because they need 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:25.480 to be submissive because the old day, you know, okay, 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.680 so you don't like do you like a little pain now? Ever? Um? Well, 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.480 I used to like no me never. I used to 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:35.200 like um when they asked for it. Let me just 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:39.760 proceed it with that choking and smacking and ship like that, 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.000 which a lot of girls do. Um. But then I 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.960 started to kind of stop even even doing that. Oh 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.600 I know, No, I can't, I can't. I really like 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:50.880 that stuff, you know, I talk about it all the time. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.200 I like, Um, I like I like to feel like 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:59.360 you know, I have no control. But that ship? Do 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.760 you ever like say, oh, it's being done to me, 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.840 so let me try to smack him. Yes, I've been 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.280 with guys that want to get small. Do you like 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:10.520 it or not? I don't like it because I like 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.280 I like to be I'm submissive. I like for the 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.840 guy to have I like to be with a manly 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.760 man of real beasts, you know what I mean? So, 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.560 but do you ask him or does he or does 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:21.920 he have to ask you to smack him? Have you 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:26.360 ever just did it? Um? Have I ever just did it? No? No, 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:30.360 just because it felt right. How do you invite the smacking? 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.400 This is a good question for the listeners out there, 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.600 because I feel like I feel like it has to 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:36.600 be a door that has to be opened a little 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:39.240 bit spitting and smacking because one time I tried it 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:43.680 and it wasn't open and I got shut down. She 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:50.600 was like, get out like this. I feel like it's um. 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.040 I think it's weird for me to have to ask 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.320 for like, oh, slap me, you know what I mean. 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.080 I feel like that's a little awkward. I feel like 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:01.080 that's something that's in the moment, and the god just 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.760 kind of knows it's the right moment, you know what 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.480 I mean. During sex, I feel like you go into 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:11.200 another world, like another dimension. Yeah, I mean I do. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:14.080 So She's right, like because the times that I have 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.080 done it, I just knew the time was right because 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.640 I turned it's a good moment, you know that anything 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:20.400 goes with this girl. And then there are some crushed 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.880 out a little too like not too hard, and then 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.000 you do a little harder and then you start you 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.800 always do this thing called you like me and like, well, 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.280 we talked about it my friends, like hard hand soft hand. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.880 So hard hand soft hand is when like one of 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:37.200 your hands is like around the neck like a little whatever, 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.840 and then the other hand is like gently caressing her 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:43.240 thoughts like I'm I'm firm, but I got you, like 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:45.440 I'm here, you know, and then my good copy hand 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:47.760 is in my bad exactly, and then you give her 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:50.920 a balance and then you know, just depending how crazy 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.400 she is is how much you go so you don't 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.840 like Okay, let's say it. Girls, Uh second your dick 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.320 and she grazes her teeth a little bit. Some guys 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:02.400 like a little great, no like like it, or they 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.239 like it like a light grape like they would like 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:06.359 they're not like, oh, would happened, It's fine, or they 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.040 actually like it. I don't like it. If it happened, 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.800 I wouldn't like you know, tell it? Leave? Do you 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:15.840 stiffen up? Like? Whoa? Yeah? I mean it depends though. 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:17.800 If it's a bad blow job, I'll be like, guys, 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:21.040 I don't have time for this. I'm leaving, guy giving 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:29.480 you a Whoever is watching the audience, I'm on a 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.919 reality show. Come on, we had sex, you know on camera? 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:36.119 But nah, Yeah, if it's if it's a girl I like, 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:39.720 then obviously I'm not going to care. Okay, g S 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:44.160 G you know what the g S is. She's good, 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:47.520 I guess, and stuff like this. Um, I don't know. 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:53.440 Golden shower Yep, damn it, Benny, I tell you he's good. 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.399 With the acronyms. Have you ever pete on a girl? Um? No, 0:17:57.119 --> 0:18:02.440 would you, Um, yes, not in the shower or anything. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:06.560 I'm weird because like, all right, so here's the thing 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:12.320 about me. I am. I was born with this animalistic 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.280 sexual thing inside of me. I don't know if that 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:19.080 has to do with horoscope or whatever the fun a 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:24.160 scorpio big and the biggest freaks. I know. I'm a freak. 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.360 And it's not even like I'm a freak, Like it's 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.760 like it's I was born with this like sickness, you 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:32.520 know what I'm saying, So you know when it's like 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.199 what I'm talking about. Um, But then there's like this 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:39.720 other like sensitive, nice guy inside of me that like 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:43.320 I'm always battling with like while I'm in these situations 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:47.159 like multiple sexual personalities one on one is sexual and 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:49.480 one is just like regular. So if I had a 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:52.000 p on a girl, the sexual side of me would 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.600 be like, dude, if Anny do it, But the nice 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:56.480 guy in me would be like, I don't do that 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:58.159 to the girl, you know what I mean, Like she doesn't. 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:02.280 That's why would right, That's why my favorite sexual partner 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:06.240 someone that has no shame and literally like wants this 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:08.639 stuff to happen because it's turning her on. Either you 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:11.600 could be with somebody that wasn't like that. No, I 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:15.240 need her to do it. It's so stereotypical cliche, but 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:18.239 I need her to do it for her. I need her. 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:21.080 I need her to suck my dick, you know. But 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:24.960 I feel like because I was just talking about this 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:27.080 with my friend the other day. She has a friend 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:29.399 that never likes sucking dick, and then she asked her 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:31.240 why doesn't she like sucking dick, and she said it 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:35.000 makes her nauseous. Now, for me, I don't understand how 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.080 pleasing your man can make you nauseous. It's such a 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:41.640 big turn on for me. Girls that literally come from 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.760 flowing me. You're supposed to get wet because you're supposed to, 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:48.280 like literally exactly, you're supposed to get like the horny. No, 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:51.359 we don't really get hard from eating vagina. I mean 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:53.679 we might just because the moment, but like the actual 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:57.560 physical act itself is not you know. So women I 0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:00.480 think are one step up in that, Like they don't 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:03.480 have to be the getting it in order to really come. 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:06.560 I'll never come from eating girls. What if I be 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:08.680 jerking off at the same time, if I'm drinking off, 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:10.080 I can come any time. I come right now. I'm 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:13.880 drinking off, you know, but I feel like I feel 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:18.240 like guys, they get hard depending on the especially after 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:24.960 you come like m's who it's all mental. If the 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:30.840 to me sex is mental. To me, if the situation maybe, 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:35.320 if the situation around me is getting me hard, I 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:37.560 will be hard. It doesn't matter even if I'm touching 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.800 the girl, if she said something, If something is triggering 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:42.560 that in me, I'm going to get hard. That's why 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.000 you can't be quiet during sex. I feel like, you know, 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:47.160 some people are like, don't really say anything and they're 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:52.440 really quiet. You have you have talking too much is crazy, 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:54.439 but you know that we say something When a guy 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:56.160 at the eating pussy and he's like want a talk 0:20:56.200 --> 0:20:58.760 the whole time and you get back to work. I'm 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:02.080 not paying if it is. I never had a guy 0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:06.040 trying to talk to me. What does he say? You 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:09.840 know what? How about the stock market? Does it feel good? 0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:12.320 Do you like this? Like niggas, that's not keep going, 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:14.320 tell me what you're gonna do to me after this? 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:17.400 They're like, listen, betty, if you don't finish and ship 0:21:17.480 --> 0:21:20.320 that he sounds insecure, like guys trying to talk to 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:22.639 me while I have had dick and my mom and 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:31.640 I just don't think that's right. It's like, it's like 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:34.560