Speaker 1: What's up. It's a lift service. I'm Angela Yee, I'm
Speaker 1: Stephanie Santiago. I'm g G McGuire. Can we still call
Speaker 1: you Vinnie from Jersey Shore? You hate that? You can
Speaker 1: call me whatever you want, but I'm definitely trying to
Speaker 1: cut that. I know. It's the last thing off my
Speaker 1: name again. I mean, I love it. I don't mind
Speaker 1: who I am, but literally it's become like on my
Speaker 1: birth certificate, you know, And I'm like, yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: my name. But my name is also hard to pronounce,
Speaker 1: so okay, try come on, let me see your Italian skills. No,
Speaker 1: you should be able to say it. See it, let
Speaker 1: me see it. I know how to spell it. You
Speaker 1: want to spell it? That's even harder. I know I
Speaker 1: haven't Stephanie. Is it Jimmy a d I g um. Well,
Speaker 1: this is like my whole life right here. Teachers looking
Speaker 1: at it like looking like that. My sister, My sister
Speaker 1: was happy, My sisters happy Italian. Her last name is Giasti.
Speaker 1: Well this is Guadanino. That's what I'm gonna say to
Speaker 1: sell it fanatically, But yeah, right, you can or whatever.
Speaker 1: Very good, it's nice. It's a good it's I think
Speaker 1: my sister's last name is kind of fire too, like Gianbastiani.
Speaker 1: It sounds it sounds like a designers, like, yeah, she
Speaker 1: got some shoes or something. My last name is just yea.
Speaker 1: And then people be like, okay, spell your name and
Speaker 1: you're like, why e And then they said they're like
Speaker 1: they're waiting for the rest or I say why you
Speaker 1: eat and they put w E what because they think
Speaker 1: of why Like when you say why, they think w
Speaker 1: h Y. I think everyone does it like it happens
Speaker 1: to that. It does happen a lot. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: And then people also come to Angela Lee all the time,
Speaker 1: all the time. I don't know why correct people so
Speaker 1: many times. It's not that's so racist. All right, now
Speaker 1: we're gonna have some fun with you because obviously we
Speaker 1: know your whole background and you're a funny guy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm a big fan of the show. By
Speaker 1: the way, thank you. I asked to come on it.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I was surprised. Stephanie was like, do you
Speaker 1: guys want to get Vinny Guardino? That's exactly what But
Speaker 1: you were I wasn't the first person, um that right,
Speaker 1: I wasn't even the first person I asked Chris Morrow
Speaker 1: and he didn't tell me. Yeah, I know, so I
Speaker 1: just went to the source. There we go. That's professional,
Speaker 1: you know, DM Slider. I wasn't going to say that
Speaker 1: here I am. Yeah. All right, So we're gonna ask
Speaker 1: you some questions you're gonna do, and then we have
Speaker 1: a game to play. So get ready for this. All right? Now,
Speaker 1: can you invite somebody that you used to hook up
Speaker 1: with to your wedding? Um, to my wedding? Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, I don't really funk with marriage too much,
Speaker 1: so this is out of my immediate ballpark. What do
Speaker 1: you mean you don't funk with marriage? Like, I don't really.
Speaker 1: I think that people get married way too early. I
Speaker 1: think that they get Most people get married for the
Speaker 1: wrong reasons. The divorce rate is super high, and everyone
Speaker 1: around me is divorced, and my family well getting divorced,
Speaker 1: you know. So I just look around and see that
Speaker 1: it's not a good thing or it's not you know.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I just really just kind of
Speaker 1: have bad experiences with this, so I don't I worry.
Speaker 1: I'm extra careful for myself, as everybody should be. But
Speaker 1: then he sounds a little damaged. Damage. Um No, I
Speaker 1: mean I I like open to look forward to it. Marriage,
Speaker 1: Like if I always say, if I find like the
Speaker 1: like the fucking yang to my yang, I will, you know,
Speaker 1: But it's not something that There are some people that
Speaker 1: start their life as I'm gonna get married at this age,
Speaker 1: and they there it's all about the fucking You're getting
Speaker 1: married for the rest of your life by planning the party.
Speaker 1: All you care about is the party. I'm I'm married
Speaker 1: to Venice. You know you're doing. You're planning this one
Speaker 1: day for the rest of your life. I can make
Speaker 1: sure it's someone that you can grow with because people
Speaker 1: change every single day. I don't. I'm not damaged. I
Speaker 1: feel adamantly about this because you've seen a lot of
Speaker 1: things happen and you feel like, okay, and I agree
Speaker 1: with that because none of us in here married, you know,
Speaker 1: So I want to get married someday. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I don't know, some day anytime. I feel like humans
Speaker 1: aren't naturally monogamous. So marriage is the ultimate monogamy unless
Speaker 1: you get married to like a few ten wives or
Speaker 1: whatever the Mormons do. Um So I feel that that's
Speaker 1: where you run into issues and you start resenting the
Speaker 1: other person because there's still this animal instinct inside of
Speaker 1: you that might want to experience new people. My theory
Speaker 1: is that you like that when you're younger, but then
Speaker 1: after you go through a lot of things and you
Speaker 1: get too lazy to run around and do all of that,
Speaker 1: that's when it's time to settle down. It's also how
Speaker 1: accessible it is to that's me too. Lazyness breeds monogamy,
Speaker 1: it's true, and you kind of like what, But it's
Speaker 1: also how accessible it is. So you're lazy, so you're
Speaker 1: not putting yourself in the situations to get it thrown
Speaker 1: at you. That's right. But if you walked into a
Speaker 1: situation and it was thrown at you, now that animal
Speaker 1: comes inside you know. Ever here, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a man, a man's philosophy he's talking about as a
Speaker 1: man's philosophy, because I feel like a woman. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a man that has this instinct to just stick
Speaker 1: his dick and everything, you know what I mean? What
Speaker 1: a woman if if you're given a woman attention and
Speaker 1: you're there for her, she's not gonna wine and and
Speaker 1: a woman I think is is definitely there are women
Speaker 1: out that they're okay with one penis, right, whereas there
Speaker 1: is not a man out there that's okay with one vagina.
Speaker 1: I don't think there might not be a man out
Speaker 1: there that's okay with one vagina for the rest of
Speaker 1: his life. I don't. I don't think that. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And that's where you enter this contract of
Speaker 1: marriage and it says you can only be with one vagina,
Speaker 1: and then there's gonna be you're gonna run into problems.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're gonna manifest, but you're going
Speaker 1: to run into problems. Okay. So let's say later on,
Speaker 1: when you're and you're getting married, let's just say your
Speaker 1: fiance says, listen, I'm really good. My ex is a
Speaker 1: really good friend of mine. We dated for five years,
Speaker 1: but we've known each other since we were young. Is
Speaker 1: it cool for me to invite him to the wedding? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm fifty five. I probably won't give it because because
Speaker 1: any any woman that you're going to marry at that
Speaker 1: age is going to be have been around the block.
Speaker 1: But if she's only eight, no, then no, because then
Speaker 1: she was just sucking him like a year ago. But okay,
Speaker 1: so let's just say I'm not into that. No, I'm
Speaker 1: definitely not into like just to answer the general question
Speaker 1: of just ex partners, you know, because no guy wants
Speaker 1: to shake another guy's hand that fucking you know, it
Speaker 1: was just one time and that a relationship. No, it's
Speaker 1: still the ultimate thing. It was sex. It was you know,
Speaker 1: his his his, Your wife's vagina was on his hand.
Speaker 1: What if I did if he fingered her act and
Speaker 1: her hats? What if one time I went to Um,
Speaker 1: I told you, I'm a fan of the show, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna share my sex stories. But one time, like
Speaker 1: I was, I used to do club appearances a lot
Speaker 1: when I was on the show, and like, you know,
Speaker 1: just hundreds of girls and this and that, and it
Speaker 1: got to the point where it was old, like just
Speaker 1: bringing back a random That's why I hardly even have
Speaker 1: sex anymore, because, um, it just gets boring after a while,
Speaker 1: just bringing one, you know, just a girl home. Right.
Speaker 1: I just wonder when does a guy get over that
Speaker 1: phase of wanting to funk a different bitch all the time.
Speaker 1: When he fucked hundreds, right, but most guys hadn't, Yes,
Speaker 1: most hundreds, and he still wants to fun more hundreds.
Speaker 1: I doubt he does. Honestly, show me a guy that does.
Speaker 1: I bet you every celebrity that's fund any real guy
Speaker 1: that has done it, Show me one of them, and
Speaker 1: they will have the same conversation with me at a
Speaker 1: certain age. But go ahead and finish the start. Um
Speaker 1: not so Like there was one night where this waitress, um,
Speaker 1: she just came back to my room and she just
Speaker 1: didn't want to have sex with me and that was
Speaker 1: her choice. And I was like, but I hate when
Speaker 1: girls do that, Like why are you fuck you in
Speaker 1: my room at five am? I'm not going to are
Speaker 1: you here? So I said, I pulled one of my
Speaker 1: go to moves of I was like, all right then
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna jerk off then, so you have to
Speaker 1: leave because now I'm horny, and I said, and she's like,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna do it? I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch porn and she was like, all right, well I
Speaker 1: want to stay here, and like right away, I was like,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Got it interesting? Like this is
Speaker 1: more interesting now than whether I had sex or not.
Speaker 1: So I watched porn, I jerked off, and then she
Speaker 1: let me come on her tits, and literally we had
Speaker 1: no interaction with each other, and that to me was
Speaker 1: better than a night with just like banging some random hole.
Speaker 1: Because it's all about how you come. You can come
Speaker 1: just with my hand. I can come in some well
Speaker 1: I don't come in girls, but you can come buy
Speaker 1: some random or you can come with a unique situation,
Speaker 1: which that happened to be. So it's all about how
Speaker 1: the release is done, you know, because that's better than
Speaker 1: like a wash cloth. Yeah, yeah, was that Like is
Speaker 1: that like a lame duck? You guys? Cloth? I thought
Speaker 1: you meant that was like a metaphor for like a
Speaker 1: girl that yeah, used favorite house? All right? Have you
Speaker 1: ever been quiet having sex by like a family member? No,
Speaker 1: nobody ever worked in on you. What about masturbating? Um,
Speaker 1: this is a funny story. Actually when when I first started, Um,
Speaker 1: first of all, you girls gotta find like you gotta
Speaker 1: ask every guy in here, like the first time he
Speaker 1: came from jerking off. It's like the most amazing It's
Speaker 1: like the most amazing discovery because when I was younger,
Speaker 1: I used to see people doing this motion and I
Speaker 1: used to go home and do it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not doing anything. What's what is this? Until one
Speaker 1: time I did it enough to where I felt like
Speaker 1: something was happening. And then like it just exploded and
Speaker 1: I came from and I was like, whoa, my life
Speaker 1: just changed. And uh, we grew up in this, like
Speaker 1: I grew up like poor in this little apartment. And
Speaker 1: one time I was watching this, like my first porn
Speaker 1: was like Jennet Jamison or something on the my friend
Speaker 1: burnt me a c D. And um, it was funny
Speaker 1: because like I used to be careful like that, Like
Speaker 1: my mom was going to walk in the room and
Speaker 1: I was watching it, and then like she came, she
Speaker 1: opened the door, and then like I it was old
Speaker 1: as computer. I shut the depressed the monitor. I pressed him.
Speaker 1: I didn't shut off. It was like frozen on the screen.
Speaker 1: So she came in. I pulled my pants up and
Speaker 1: I actually took my hand that I covered the screen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you want, mom? And uh and
Speaker 1: then I think she saw and she just like made
Speaker 1: believe she didn't see because she expects that. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So wait, do guys joke off dry or do you
Speaker 1: a need like lotion? So you've never used lotion in
Speaker 1: my life. It's not that like I can get late,
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, So I don't have
Speaker 1: to create a woman's vagina thinks you can't get late.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not defending myself. I'm saying when
Speaker 1: I'm jerking off, I don't need to get a flesh light.
Speaker 1: I don't need to make it seem like it's a
Speaker 1: you know, it's jerking off. I want to do it myself.
Speaker 1: I give myself the best hand job in the world,
Speaker 1: and I'm giving myself isn't good though? What about spit?
Speaker 1: Like do you spit? Like? No, but I need girls
Speaker 1: to spit, but I don't spit, Okay, okay, so when
Speaker 1: you jerk off, you just to try. Yeah, okay, it
Speaker 1: seems like red because I mean, when I'm mastered me
Speaker 1: and I'm not using a vibrator, I lick my fingers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my fingers, right, girls gotta do that ship, But guys
Speaker 1: can't be licking their fingers all right. Now. Of course,
Speaker 1: we know you from a lot of great acronyms. You know,
Speaker 1: DTF down to fucking gt L, Jim Tan laundry. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if you know these sex acronyms and
Speaker 1: if any of you know, now the ladies haven't heard
Speaker 1: these before. So we're going to see who's better with
Speaker 1: these acronyms. Okay, all right, we'll start off easy, B
Speaker 1: BW big beautiful woman. Alright, A T M. You're asking
Speaker 1: me right, ask to mouth. That was CBT mm hmmm
Speaker 1: c b T before we move on, do you do? Um?
Speaker 1: Asked the mouth. A T M um do I do?
Speaker 1: Asked like, well, if I was the my dick in
Speaker 1: this situation, yeah, yeah, of course, then dirty are the better.
Speaker 1: You know, That's what it's all about. It's all a
Speaker 1: mental I just don't understand how a girl could be
Speaker 1: that confident to put a dick in her mouth after
Speaker 1: it came out of an ass like her own, her
Speaker 1: own as still, bro, I know my own. You need confidence,
Speaker 1: I mean, you have to really be confident like that,
Speaker 1: you really clean, really great, real real sex girls douche
Speaker 1: themselves before they do anal right, you can't. But does
Speaker 1: like it's the same thing, the same process, like even
Speaker 1: I'm gay guys, that's what they do. Like and transgenders,
Speaker 1: they they take a water bottle like even a poland
Speaker 1: springs with a with a what a squeeze top and
Speaker 1: they'll clean their asses. I've never ever douched my butt
Speaker 1: me either, bro, But I don't do anal either, So
Speaker 1: whatever's in general, But but you would stick it in
Speaker 1: the girl's ass and in her mouth? Yeah? Okay, do
Speaker 1: you like BBWs? Yes? Love? Alright? CBT? Who knows what
Speaker 1: CBT is? Let me try to figure this out. We
Speaker 1: learned this in here before two Ladies we did I was?
Speaker 1: Was I drunk? Maybe that episode is the first word?
Speaker 1: Come Nope, cock cock. I just want to say it
Speaker 1: like that because you can't just say cock. You gotta
Speaker 1: be like cockballs tongue. I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1: Cock ball torture? No? No, no? Is that like like
Speaker 1: fucking like bonded ship like guys that like put the
Speaker 1: ball in their mouth? I hate those guys and I
Speaker 1: hate those I really do you need to get And
Speaker 1: it's always like CEOs and executive doctor because they need
Speaker 1: to be submissive because the old day, you know, okay,
Speaker 1: so you don't like do you like a little pain now? Ever? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: I used to like no me never. I used to
Speaker 1: like um when they asked for it. Let me just
Speaker 1: proceed it with that choking and smacking and ship like that,
Speaker 1: which a lot of girls do. Um. But then I
Speaker 1: started to kind of stop even even doing that. Oh
Speaker 1: I know, No, I can't, I can't. I really like
Speaker 1: that stuff, you know, I talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1: I like, Um, I like I like to feel like
Speaker 1: you know, I have no control. But that ship? Do
Speaker 1: you ever like say, oh, it's being done to me,
Speaker 1: so let me try to smack him. Yes, I've been
Speaker 1: with guys that want to get small. Do you like
Speaker 1: it or not? I don't like it because I like
Speaker 1: I like to be I'm submissive. I like for the
Speaker 1: guy to have I like to be with a manly
Speaker 1: man of real beasts, you know what I mean? So,
Speaker 1: but do you ask him or does he or does
Speaker 1: he have to ask you to smack him? Have you
Speaker 1: ever just did it? Um? Have I ever just did it? No? No,
Speaker 1: just because it felt right. How do you invite the smacking?
Speaker 1: This is a good question for the listeners out there,
Speaker 1: because I feel like I feel like it has to
Speaker 1: be a door that has to be opened a little
Speaker 1: bit spitting and smacking because one time I tried it
Speaker 1: and it wasn't open and I got shut down. She
Speaker 1: was like, get out like this. I feel like it's um.
Speaker 1: I think it's weird for me to have to ask
Speaker 1: for like, oh, slap me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a little awkward. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's something that's in the moment, and the god just
Speaker 1: kind of knows it's the right moment, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. During sex, I feel like you go into
Speaker 1: another world, like another dimension. Yeah, I mean I do.
Speaker 1: So She's right, like because the times that I have
Speaker 1: done it, I just knew the time was right because
Speaker 1: I turned it's a good moment, you know that anything
Speaker 1: goes with this girl. And then there are some crushed
Speaker 1: out a little too like not too hard, and then
Speaker 1: you do a little harder and then you start you
Speaker 1: always do this thing called you like me and like, well,
Speaker 1: we talked about it my friends, like hard hand soft hand.
Speaker 1: So hard hand soft hand is when like one of
Speaker 1: your hands is like around the neck like a little whatever,
Speaker 1: and then the other hand is like gently caressing her
Speaker 1: thoughts like I'm I'm firm, but I got you, like
Speaker 1: I'm here, you know, and then my good copy hand
Speaker 1: is in my bad exactly, and then you give her
Speaker 1: a balance and then you know, just depending how crazy
Speaker 1: she is is how much you go so you don't
Speaker 1: like Okay, let's say it. Girls, Uh second your dick
Speaker 1: and she grazes her teeth a little bit. Some guys
Speaker 1: like a little great, no like like it, or they
Speaker 1: like it like a light grape like they would like
Speaker 1: they're not like, oh, would happened, It's fine, or they
Speaker 1: actually like it. I don't like it. If it happened,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like you know, tell it? Leave? Do you
Speaker 1: stiffen up? Like? Whoa? Yeah? I mean it depends though.
Speaker 1: If it's a bad blow job, I'll be like, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. I'm leaving, guy giving
Speaker 1: you a Whoever is watching the audience, I'm on a
Speaker 1: reality show. Come on, we had sex, you know on camera?
Speaker 1: But nah, Yeah, if it's if it's a girl I like,
Speaker 1: then obviously I'm not going to care. Okay, g S
Speaker 1: G you know what the g S is. She's good,
Speaker 1: I guess, and stuff like this. Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Golden shower Yep, damn it, Benny, I tell you he's good.
Speaker 1: With the acronyms. Have you ever pete on a girl? Um? No,
Speaker 1: would you, Um, yes, not in the shower or anything.
Speaker 1: I'm weird because like, all right, so here's the thing
Speaker 1: about me. I am. I was born with this animalistic
Speaker 1: sexual thing inside of me. I don't know if that
Speaker 1: has to do with horoscope or whatever the fun a
Speaker 1: scorpio big and the biggest freaks. I know. I'm a freak.
Speaker 1: And it's not even like I'm a freak, Like it's
Speaker 1: like it's I was born with this like sickness, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, So you know when it's like
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Um, But then there's like this
Speaker 1: other like sensitive, nice guy inside of me that like
Speaker 1: I'm always battling with like while I'm in these situations
Speaker 1: like multiple sexual personalities one on one is sexual and
Speaker 1: one is just like regular. So if I had a
Speaker 1: p on a girl, the sexual side of me would
Speaker 1: be like, dude, if Anny do it, But the nice
Speaker 1: guy in me would be like, I don't do that
Speaker 1: to the girl, you know what I mean, Like she doesn't.
Speaker 1: That's why would right, That's why my favorite sexual partner
Speaker 1: someone that has no shame and literally like wants this
Speaker 1: stuff to happen because it's turning her on. Either you
Speaker 1: could be with somebody that wasn't like that. No, I
Speaker 1: need her to do it. It's so stereotypical cliche, but
Speaker 1: I need her to do it for her. I need her.
Speaker 1: I need her to suck my dick, you know. But
Speaker 1: I feel like because I was just talking about this
Speaker 1: with my friend the other day. She has a friend
Speaker 1: that never likes sucking dick, and then she asked her
Speaker 1: why doesn't she like sucking dick, and she said it
Speaker 1: makes her nauseous. Now, for me, I don't understand how
Speaker 1: pleasing your man can make you nauseous. It's such a
Speaker 1: big turn on for me. Girls that literally come from
Speaker 1: flowing me. You're supposed to get wet because you're supposed to,
Speaker 1: like literally exactly, you're supposed to get like the horny. No,
Speaker 1: we don't really get hard from eating vagina. I mean
Speaker 1: we might just because the moment, but like the actual
Speaker 1: physical act itself is not you know. So women I
Speaker 1: think are one step up in that, Like they don't
Speaker 1: have to be the getting it in order to really come.
Speaker 1: I'll never come from eating girls. What if I be
Speaker 1: jerking off at the same time, if I'm drinking off,
Speaker 1: I can come any time. I come right now. I'm
Speaker 1: drinking off, you know, but I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like guys, they get hard depending on the especially after
Speaker 1: you come like m's who it's all mental. If the
Speaker 1: to me sex is mental. To me, if the situation maybe,
Speaker 1: if the situation around me is getting me hard, I
Speaker 1: will be hard. It doesn't matter even if I'm touching
Speaker 1: the girl, if she said something, If something is triggering
Speaker 1: that in me, I'm going to get hard. That's why
Speaker 1: you can't be quiet during sex. I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: some people are like, don't really say anything and they're
Speaker 1: really quiet. You have you have talking too much is crazy,
Speaker 1: but you know that we say something When a guy
Speaker 1: at the eating pussy and he's like want a talk
Speaker 1: the whole time and you get back to work. I'm
Speaker 1: not paying if it is. I never had a guy
Speaker 1: trying to talk to me. What does he say? You
Speaker 1: know what? How about the stock market? Does it feel good?
Speaker 1: Do you like this? Like niggas, that's not keep going,
Speaker 1: tell me what you're gonna do to me after this?
Speaker 1: They're like, listen, betty, if you don't finish and ship
Speaker 1: that he sounds insecure, like guys trying to talk to
Speaker 1: me while I have had dick and my mom and
Speaker 1: I just don't think that's right. It's like, it's like
Speaker 1: the only time you guys gonna talking to each other
Speaker 1: is when you are very close inside of each other
Speaker 1: and her face is right in your ear, and now
Speaker 1: you can talk about whatever it gets you going, whatever
Speaker 1: your thing is. It could be anything. Next time I
Speaker 1: guy asked you a question about your second is dick,
Speaker 1: just stop completely and answer and be like and stuff
Speaker 1: and be like, well, you know what, I'm glad you
Speaker 1: part that out th next one DP. Double penetration, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't think you would do that. I just can
Speaker 1: look at you. Nah penetration that that's like a porn
Speaker 1: thing where the guys like don't even care at that point,
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm getting paid, I can my dick and
Speaker 1: touch someone else's the dicks have to touch when yeah,
Speaker 1: of course it's two dicks on I've done the fucking
Speaker 1: my dick and she has a toy though. Okay, so
Speaker 1: that's kind of a double penetration, but it alright, um
Speaker 1: m m, let's see Q to see Q two. Wait
Speaker 1: what it's Q two number two? Yeah? Alright, First of all,
Speaker 1: there's only so many letting words to start Q quarter
Speaker 1: quick quick to kind of tom, Wait, what's a queef? Though?
Speaker 1: A queen gives a pussy fight? It's like, when does
Speaker 1: it happen? I'll tell you, yes, one doesn't happen when
Speaker 1: there are when the motion of the penis inside of
Speaker 1: a jina creates air and airs too much for the
Speaker 1: pussy to handle, it farts it out. I think it's
Speaker 1: also when guys are having text with you and they
Speaker 1: take the dig out and put it back in, and
Speaker 1: they keep doing that like but quickly, because then it's
Speaker 1: like it traps air inside of you. It sounds, it
Speaker 1: hurts when people make those elbow noises with you. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but can't you queef without that? Though? Really, we've never
Speaker 1: had air come out of myth. That's that's called a part.
Speaker 1: If it comes out of yours. No, it's not gonna come,
Speaker 1: it's not happen. It's only gonna happen if it's been
Speaker 1: like like if a girl's like bending over and like
Speaker 1: you hear air coming out of her box, she's kind
Speaker 1: of there's something. There's something Lucy just happened to me.
Speaker 1: If I didn't too much space in the air is
Speaker 1: going to just come out of it if she been.
Speaker 1: I've never like just queeked in the middle of the
Speaker 1: day for I thought that's how it works in your box.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like you can air in there
Speaker 1: and you push it out. Queving is embarrassing too, because
Speaker 1: it's what makes it embarrassing is because it sounds like
Speaker 1: a fart, and then you have to be like, oh
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, that was just then talk about insects.
Speaker 1: You don't have to make an excuse for it. It's
Speaker 1: just like it happens like right after you're done, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I feel like I have to let you know.
Speaker 1: I just want to clear this, this that. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess you could see there's no smell or anything, right.
Speaker 1: I think that like a fart, noise in our brain
Speaker 1: represent something dirty and disgusting. So if I'm having sex
Speaker 1: with a girl and she does anything that represents dirty
Speaker 1: and disgusting, I'm getting turned on by it, even if
Speaker 1: it is no, not a fart, because then it smells
Speaker 1: and girls don't even fart. No, girls don't girls don't fart.
Speaker 1: Don't know out like vanilla shirt Burt never somebody who
Speaker 1: like fights in their sleep or any nah, nah what
Speaker 1: I've never like the girls I've dated on the breg
Speaker 1: they know they don't fart, they just maybe in front
Speaker 1: of you. Do you ever feel like you ever did?
Speaker 1: You just attract to people that kind of like if
Speaker 1: you if you're that don't fart, if you're like that
Speaker 1: far with them, they kind of like fulfill a lot
Speaker 1: of things on your checklist. It's like a totally side thing.
Speaker 1: But I feel like people, like we as humans, we
Speaker 1: attract to people that we should be with, and for me,
Speaker 1: those are people that don't chet. Yeah I don't don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I didn't plan it. But the girls
Speaker 1: that I dated, literally I have never heard them fart. Alright,
Speaker 1: milf mom, I like the fun, it's easy. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: now I'm like twenty nine, so they're like, I know,
Speaker 1: girls with babies, they're not MILFs anymore, my friends, what
Speaker 1: about if somebody your mom's age, if well, MILFs get
Speaker 1: like six points already on a yellow want to tent
Speaker 1: because because they get the handicap of they had a baby,
Speaker 1: they went through this, their body went through this, so
Speaker 1: they're already a six and it's up to them too
Speaker 1: maybe a five, and then it's up to them to
Speaker 1: just be you know, to go an advantage. It's hotter
Speaker 1: they have a baby, they they you know, but we
Speaker 1: have in here. I had a guy tell me before
Speaker 1: that women who had babies are more desirable to men
Speaker 1: because of basically what you just said. They went through
Speaker 1: the change in life and it makes the sex better.
Speaker 1: Well you have you have a kid, Well, well your
Speaker 1: body is amazing. And for me to like know that
Speaker 1: in the back of my head that you went through
Speaker 1: that and now you're you were a giant truck and
Speaker 1: now you look also also just a life thing, like
Speaker 1: you had a baby, you know, like something came out
Speaker 1: of you and you raised it like the motherly and
Speaker 1: stink and I'm a woman who has a kid. I
Speaker 1: will say this, though I've never said this before. I
Speaker 1: get a lot of like girls are more um willing
Speaker 1: to want to hang out with me when they have kids.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds weird, but like it, like for example,
Speaker 1: like you know, you know how like whenever you get
Speaker 1: into a situation and I'm not saying that's a bad thing,
Speaker 1: but you ever get into a situation where you're like
Speaker 1: this is too easy, Like something is wrong, like something
Speaker 1: is maybe because you're girls, but like you ever like
Speaker 1: you know this person is like transsexual or something like
Speaker 1: something's like way like way to like not you know,
Speaker 1: and a lot of times like I'll be looking into it.
Speaker 1: I'll be like this girl and then she has a kid,
Speaker 1: and not that I have a problem with that, but
Speaker 1: it's something different about her life that like I've just noticed.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because like they're maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe they're more like to the they're they're growing, they're mature,
Speaker 1: like they're they're willing to like speak their mind, whereas
Speaker 1: you play more games with the girls that look like
Speaker 1: them that you know that aren't that that that's literally
Speaker 1: like a life observation. I've had kids, No, it's I
Speaker 1: don't mind the kids, but they come baby mama's and
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Last when I was younger, I love Mills.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie though, I like, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: You know, there was the time that I was saying
Speaker 1: on the show that I refused to date a guy
Speaker 1: with kids, right, Remember I was saying that, But um,
Speaker 1: today I have to say, like, you know, it's kind
Speaker 1: of a relief for a guy to have a kid
Speaker 1: already or two for me, because it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: got to worry about popping a kid out for him
Speaker 1: right now because he already asked him. He's not worried
Speaker 1: about me, you know. Trying to tell you guys out
Speaker 1: there that like have that in the back of their
Speaker 1: mind though, like they want to date you and then
Speaker 1: they say, like I want to have kids, forget it.
Speaker 1: I it's scary, like guys, like I've had guys take
Speaker 1: off the condom when I'm telling me trying to try.
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of guys try to try me
Speaker 1: with a kid. Is that because they want your jeans?
Speaker 1: Or they want because they want to trap, you know,
Speaker 1: they just want to be like, that's my baby mother.
Speaker 1: Desnite women men, women to exactly. Of course, I would
Speaker 1: not trap a woman to have a kid with her
Speaker 1: because the next didn't have a kid. Yeah, I want to,
Speaker 1: and I feel like not, you know, you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not very public about my relationship with my child
Speaker 1: because I don't feel like there's anybody's business. But um,
Speaker 1: when guys, you know, when guys come into my life
Speaker 1: and see how great of a mother I am I
Speaker 1: feel like they want to have a baby with me
Speaker 1: more like like oh my god, like she's an amazing mom.
Speaker 1: Like then they start trying to trap me to have
Speaker 1: a kid. I'm just afraid to have babies because of
Speaker 1: the marriage thing. You don't have to get married, though,
Speaker 1: but you would like And that's that's that's my problem
Speaker 1: is that guys want to want to have a baby.
Speaker 1: They want me, they'll want me to be their baby mother,
Speaker 1: but they're not trying to marry exactly. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm not trying to present that position
Speaker 1: to a girl. Say together, no, a guy will take
Speaker 1: off the condom and come inside of you. You know,
Speaker 1: I've never came inside a girl, like every life. And
Speaker 1: I said this on on um. It's like the first
Speaker 1: thing I s that I'm brilliant idiots a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago and they were amazed by it. But I've
Speaker 1: never even with the condom on I don't come inside girls.
Speaker 1: Why And now I am dating someone and she has
Speaker 1: a she has a d U I she was intoxicated,
Speaker 1: and uh, I still I'm scared, terrified to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't do it. That's you do it. You never
Speaker 1: she doesn't ask you to pull out again, It doesn't
Speaker 1: ask her. It's an amazing thing. They begged me to
Speaker 1: and I won't do it. And I can't believe that
Speaker 1: there's guys out there running around with girls that they
Speaker 1: don't even know and coming inside of them. And it's
Speaker 1: literally every guy I've ever met, ye like at least once,
Speaker 1: you know, coming girls every day. You never almost came
Speaker 1: inside her? Oh yeah, but I'm like a pull out master,
Speaker 1: clearly master splinter. And then where do you come when
Speaker 1: you put out? Just on her or in the condom?
Speaker 1: Because I wear condoms and you wear condom? No, not
Speaker 1: that about your girlfriend? Girlfriend, I pull out and come, Um,
Speaker 1: where do I come? On her stomach? On her stomach?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I try to do it to the face, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get I don't get around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I do it to the stomach. What about her mouth?
Speaker 1: You don't come in her mouth after you plan out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But if I don't make it that far because I'm
Speaker 1: waiting till I get to the very moment where it's
Speaker 1: about to come out. But if she's untappy and she
Speaker 1: doesn't get off, fucking throw her off because you don't
Speaker 1: have the strength like that at that moment. Should I
Speaker 1: should I worry about the the I D. Shouldn't worry
Speaker 1: about it? Right, it's not the safest thing. Ever, it's
Speaker 1: not the safe the safest. It's safer than safer than
Speaker 1: it's not get pregnant. Yeah, I just feel like I'm cheating. God.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like you're sucking her. Do
Speaker 1: you feel the I D. No, she has like this.
Speaker 1: When I had an i U D. After I gave
Speaker 1: birth to my son, I ended up getting pregnant right away,
Speaker 1: and I had a miscarriage because you know, you get
Speaker 1: pregnant really fast because you really FERTI yeah, exactly. So, um,
Speaker 1: I got the I D after I had a miscarriage.
Speaker 1: I got the ID because I didn't want to get
Speaker 1: preign again. I had a little newborn, you know, and
Speaker 1: it was so I felt so bad for my son's
Speaker 1: father because he's like stuff. It feels like it's scraping me.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for she has like a string one
Speaker 1: I have. I don't feel it. She has Marina. He
Speaker 1: said that it would definitely happy. But okay, I think
Speaker 1: I think it is amazing that you don't put that
Speaker 1: you always glad to be your girlfriend, but I find
Speaker 1: it crazy. So she's never tried to pull you in
Speaker 1: and like like verbally she has, but not physically. She
Speaker 1: hasn't like held you. She doesn't like huh would you
Speaker 1: let it? Tell you at because I'm not into that. No,
Speaker 1: are you supposed to know? When do you see? When
Speaker 1: do you see? It doesn't because it might not be there.
Speaker 1: You're not feeling it with you're dick, you might not
Speaker 1: be there supposed to feel it though, come on, and
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, my son's father isn't it doesn't
Speaker 1: have a little penis. He has a nice size, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a monster dick. He used to be
Speaker 1: able to feel it. And every guy that I've ever
Speaker 1: that I've known that has a girlfriend with I U D.
Speaker 1: Even my best friend she um she had her man,
Speaker 1: and um she had her man and she had the
Speaker 1: I D. And she had to get her I U
Speaker 1: D pushed back so many times and again, this is
Speaker 1: another guy that does not have a monster. Because me
Speaker 1: and my friends talk about, you know, this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: We're best friends, right, it's not like just randomly talking
Speaker 1: about these guys penises and right, exactly, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And he used to feel it too. I
Speaker 1: think that, like, and this is gonna sound weird, but me,
Speaker 1: what's going on with my dick and her vagina is
Speaker 1: like one of the last things I'm thinking about during sex,
Speaker 1: right right, right? Things? What you think? Do you know
Speaker 1: that the number one guess what the number one thing? Guys?
Speaker 1: Look at it was a literally affect, like like a
Speaker 1: study during porn What what what is the one thing
Speaker 1: they focused on? What can you guess? What would you think?
Speaker 1: What would you assume? Um? Yam pussy? Her face? They
Speaker 1: look at her face? Yeah, guys look at face. They
Speaker 1: want to they want to see how it's affecting. What's
Speaker 1: behind it? It's it's it's the personality. No, guys, guys,
Speaker 1: do look at the emotions that you're having your personality?
Speaker 1: Yea one? Is she loving it? Have sex in the dark?
Speaker 1: You can't. I hate having sex in the you like,
Speaker 1: I don't mind dim you know, but completely dark black
Speaker 1: picture completely Do you like um to have sex while
Speaker 1: it's quiet or do you like to have the TV
Speaker 1: on or music on? UM? TV on? Music on a
Speaker 1: little bit not like this, A little little thing in
Speaker 1: the back of the background in case it gets awkward.
Speaker 1: What do you think, do you like you like a
Speaker 1: little noise or I mean, I'm gonna make my own noise,
Speaker 1: see like a quiet I don't mind. I don't mind anything.
Speaker 1: I don't mind. That doesn't matter to me. I want to.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes, like when you have the TV on,
Speaker 1: it's just Jackson. You ever find yourself in the middle
Speaker 1: of sex, what sex were having had that's before like
Speaker 1: Martin was playing in the game is on. You get
Speaker 1: into the storyline and ship like wait, wait, wait, wait, no,
Speaker 1: you can't tell me. Vinnie, I know you've had sex
Speaker 1: and been watching a little TV in the background before
Speaker 1: you have to oh my god if it's on, and
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, for sure, I've had I've had like
Speaker 1: hundreds of times. Yeah. So everything's happy, so everything, you know?
Speaker 1: Is it harder? Okay, so I know you have had
Speaker 1: sex in front of each other, in front of your friends.
Speaker 1: Is that harder for you? What do you mean in
Speaker 1: front of each other? Talking about that's one thing in general,
Speaker 1: like talking about guys in the room. Um, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit. Doesn't make it harder to perform.
Speaker 1: It depends knowing that people are like, they're yeah, I've
Speaker 1: never really had an issue with that, but I've had
Speaker 1: friends that have and like we're getting turned like you've
Speaker 1: had sex with the same girl, you know, like like
Speaker 1: a train or at the same time. Um, I've never
Speaker 1: had like a like a real like I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to it still, like a like a porn where she's
Speaker 1: like going back and forth. It's for me, it's been
Speaker 1: like yeah, because like I'm like, damn, isn't this what's
Speaker 1: supposed to be like? But for me, it's been like
Speaker 1: a more one at a time thing and uh, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it's I've been okay with it, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a turn on that she's doing it though.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, it's such a term. Wife. Could you wife
Speaker 1: a girl that did that? Because you're a wife, you
Speaker 1: don't believe in marriage in general, and an you want
Speaker 1: to fucking you know, we ran a train on. Would
Speaker 1: you look at your friends crazy if they did? Like
Speaker 1: I have friends like that. I have friends that literally,
Speaker 1: like the next weekend after we did that, like, are
Speaker 1: are like flying out to the girl, like taking her
Speaker 1: out for dinner. Me. I know guys from back in
Speaker 1: the days that I know girls that were getting the
Speaker 1: trains ran on them and they get wiped up, and
Speaker 1: it's love girls getting that gets I fu I hang
Speaker 1: out with porn stars. I know two girls sucking. They're
Speaker 1: the coolest. If they were here right now, they would
Speaker 1: be the coolest girls in the world when I wipe them. No,
Speaker 1: but we have some drinks, right, Yeah, we're gonna. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring him out to hang out with me. This
Speaker 1: guy from this guy from my neighborhood where I grew up.
Speaker 1: Both of his baby mothers had trains ran on them,
Speaker 1: and he was involved in both those two babies. So
Speaker 1: did he like not get up the train in time
Speaker 1: or the first one? He's ben in love with the
Speaker 1: first one and the other one. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: they ran a train on her, but it was well
Speaker 1: known that she's the fun everybody on the block, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, And he's he falls in love
Speaker 1: and that's a perfect example everybody in the party. That's
Speaker 1: an example of my point about the mental thing. Trains
Speaker 1: are all mental. They're still having sex with the same girl,
Speaker 1: the same action is still being performed. What's making it
Speaker 1: so bad is the fact that she's doing it with
Speaker 1: multi both guys at the same time. Do you have
Speaker 1: friends that you wouldn't suck after not after him? I
Speaker 1: wor condot. I don't know, I wear condoms. I'm super
Speaker 1: paranoid and like you know, I'm like a good boy
Speaker 1: when it comes to that. So I asked you guys
Speaker 1: a question. Sure, all right, So I listened to some
Speaker 1: episodes of the podcast, and first of all, have you
Speaker 1: I think m g K was on right? He was
Speaker 1: on my side. Yeah, yeah, mission I got sick that
Speaker 1: day and like all of a sudden, like we were
Speaker 1: talking and then I use myself and I never came there.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that part. So that's good. Um, But
Speaker 1: have you had other white guys on the show? Paul
Speaker 1: Wall he's not white? And Ralph? Yeah? Ralph? Who else? Well?
Speaker 1: You not a town? The other the other do we
Speaker 1: what's his name? Oh? You don't like him? I don't
Speaker 1: like him, pum. He has a good cast. I like Pete.
Speaker 1: I don't like every time I see him, I give
Speaker 1: him my eyes, girl, like, get out of my face.
Speaker 1: My question is, so you talk about like sexual experiences,
Speaker 1: do you guys ever have any with white guys? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And that's it. And I have no more than what. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you just you've had the white guys. How was
Speaker 1: that difference in the sex or difference in the relationship.
Speaker 1: It deffends in both. It's definitely different. But sex and sex, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had good I've had great sex actually with white guys.
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter about I've had sex with sex
Speaker 1: with black guys. About the person. Yeah, I used to
Speaker 1: back in the day, I used to date before. Here's
Speaker 1: a different. Excuse me, I'm sorry. The only difference is
Speaker 1: when you're having sex with a black guy, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my dick, my dick, my dick, And when you having
Speaker 1: sex with a white guy that like my cock, my cock,
Speaker 1: my cock, Like that's the only difference, Lingo, that's my penis, Like,
Speaker 1: s put my cock in your mouth. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Like I said, ike with a white guy back in
Speaker 1: the day before I had my son. My son is
Speaker 1: about to be eleven this year, so he's grown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize he was about to be eleven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a grown ass man. But anyway, he um and
Speaker 1: the guy was like he was like an Italian guy
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, you know, Italian exactly, he was. He wasn't like, um,
Speaker 1: he's a he was a white guy, Okay, but you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I was like, it was like
Speaker 1: he was fired. He was fired. He was and he
Speaker 1: was abusive, like one time, Yeah, he was abusive, used
Speaker 1: to used to hit me. He was abusive. Out of
Speaker 1: the bed once time he caught me in the club.
Speaker 1: He was Italian. Guy was crazy, he was psycho. One
Speaker 1: time he called me in the club a lot and
Speaker 1: I said I was not going to go to the club,
Speaker 1: and he caught me in the club and he pulled
Speaker 1: me out that club by my hair, my nigga, Well
Speaker 1: maybe you deserve No, That's when I stop messing. That's
Speaker 1: when I stopped messing on him. After he did that,
Speaker 1: I would hope so good telling guys like you guys
Speaker 1: should give it. And he was like a tan. He
Speaker 1: was a affiliate Italian boyfriend. I mean, that's italiant guy.
Speaker 1: Well I'm Sicilian. So Sicilian is a mix of all,
Speaker 1: Like Sicily is like a fucking just a month. It's
Speaker 1: like a breeding ground from from Africa and from Arab
Speaker 1: countries and then just made these people with like you know,
Speaker 1: like some of them are tan. You know, you just
Speaker 1: don't know what Sicilian people are. Now let me ask you.
Speaker 1: So let's ask you about dating black women. Loved me.
Speaker 1: You think there's a difference when you have sex. Is
Speaker 1: there a difference? Um? Is there a different No, because
Speaker 1: I've had like she said, I've had whack sex with
Speaker 1: black girls and I've had great sex with white girls.
Speaker 1: It's all about the connection. It's all about if I'll
Speaker 1: keep going back to the mental thing. It's about if
Speaker 1: you have the mental connection or not. And that's why
Speaker 1: I like a thirty years old. I'm twenty nine now.
Speaker 1: So at thirty you realize all this ship in life,
Speaker 1: so you don't want to go fucking everything you want
Speaker 1: to and when you're at that age in general, it
Speaker 1: just changes you. So now I'm at the point where
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what race you are. You have to
Speaker 1: have that mental connection with me. Do you feel like
Speaker 1: you have to be like politically correct when you're in
Speaker 1: bed with the black women, Like, let me not say
Speaker 1: my girl, my girl now it is half black, because
Speaker 1: you know, like sometimes in bed you might say some
Speaker 1: things that are risque. But I was, like a black woman,
Speaker 1: can I not say that to her? Like whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Is nastier and dirtier. I don't care if if she
Speaker 1: let me say anything about that one time and he
Speaker 1: was like, he wanted me to refer to myself as
Speaker 1: a nigger pussy, but he asked me, like, my point is,
Speaker 1: but I want to want he asked me, He asked
Speaker 1: me what I'm postle saying it? And I was just like,
Speaker 1: but you know why though, I mean part of it
Speaker 1: because he might be racist, but another another part is
Speaker 1: that he wants again mentally, he wants to see you
Speaker 1: degrade yourself. But he was all stuck up on a
Speaker 1: on a race thing like the entire time, which is
Speaker 1: why I never really because it was a mental thing
Speaker 1: that was turning. He would always be like, how do
Speaker 1: your friends, Like what do your friends say when they
Speaker 1: find out that I'm white? Or like, you know, how
Speaker 1: would you react if somebody had something to say in
Speaker 1: public about us being, you know, out together. He loved
Speaker 1: he loved it. He was like, why do you I'm like,
Speaker 1: why do you care so much about Like I'm a
Speaker 1: melting pot, I'm mixed with everything, so it's like, why
Speaker 1: do you care so much about race? Because you were
Speaker 1: anomaly to him? It was fun it was like something
Speaker 1: that he has to keep bringing up. You know, you
Speaker 1: guys watched The bachelorrette anybody, I've never seen it. The
Speaker 1: guys in my job watch that show and the girls
Speaker 1: at first this one and she's a lawyer. You tweet
Speaker 1: about it, first black one constantly. He loves the show
Speaker 1: on Monday nights. I tweet about it, yeah, all night love.
Speaker 1: But you do mad tweets. It's like your most tweets.
Speaker 1: I get so many likes, so like, you know, I
Speaker 1: try to promote something of my own. I got like
Speaker 1: three likes talking about The Bachelor. I thought you were
Speaker 1: getting an endorsement check. I was like, wish, I'm trying,
Speaker 1: but no, I just I just like it. I want
Speaker 1: to watch ship. They had like a Trump supporter, right.
Speaker 1: I read that the first person or something like that
Speaker 1: was like a Trump supporter that they hooked her up with.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's how that's like a thing. Like
Speaker 1: a Trump supporter is not a thing. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I'm keeping real, Like, as in general, most black people
Speaker 1: do not like Donald Trump. Must be yeah, most at all.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying I think general, I think that we
Speaker 1: can talk about politics. No general would happen Donald Trump
Speaker 1: even before he became anse whole persident. Yeah, he looks terrible,
Speaker 1: all right. I hope that doesn't get me flagged fly alright, um,
Speaker 1: here's another one. These are too easy. Let me say,
Speaker 1: oh a n R um A and r A and
Speaker 1: as in the letter and not A and R like
Speaker 1: a music. Yes, adult nursing relationship. The fund is that
Speaker 1: that means they drinking breath milk. Have you ever had
Speaker 1: a breath milk? No? I mean when I was a baby,
Speaker 1: so you never. Did you ever a message a chick
Speaker 1: that was pregnant? No? But I love girls with big
Speaker 1: gas natural tits. I love that ship when they fucking
Speaker 1: like saggy and ship because they're so big, everyone's like,
Speaker 1: oh you like a girl? Yeah. I like when they
Speaker 1: say because they're fucking gigantic, they should say where they're
Speaker 1: going to go up to the ceiling. All right? So
Speaker 1: what if a girl was like, I had a little
Speaker 1: milk coming out. Would you have a problem with that
Speaker 1: because it's more The more flu yeah, I'll taste it.
Speaker 1: The more fluid, the better, The more liquid, the more yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: the more spit fucking come milk squirt squirt, all that
Speaker 1: ship except ship, all that reception. All right. Now, we
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Speaker 1: Having said all that, my wife does not know I
Speaker 1: live a double life. When we first met, she knew
Speaker 1: I had homosexual experiences. I told myself I was over
Speaker 1: that lifestyle. So as a happy I manage gay models,
Speaker 1: of which I have relations with. Should I tell my
Speaker 1: wife and ruin my life as it is? Or do
Speaker 1: I keep things as they are and maintain the happiness
Speaker 1: of my family, which I care more about. Well, what
Speaker 1: do you want to ask for, Vinny? If you want,
Speaker 1: I would say, just be straight up about it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not good at holding. I'm like, I'm like the
Speaker 1: best boyfriend to have, but also maybe the worst. But
Speaker 1: I can't hide things. But he's married, they have a
Speaker 1: successful restaurant. They I would just I would would I'm
Speaker 1: all about being happy in life, So I would rather
Speaker 1: take the hit and be miserable for the amount of
Speaker 1: time that being honest tell us what you would say, no,
Speaker 1: because it's going to be used. I think he wants
Speaker 1: her to know. I think he wants to come out
Speaker 1: of the closet. Yeah, I know some people. I know
Speaker 1: this this girl, and she is a spy, and she
Speaker 1: has all her boyfriends or ex boyfriends, past codes and
Speaker 1: all of that, and she knows that he is bisexual,
Speaker 1: and she totally accepts him for it. And I think,
Speaker 1: and I think it's sad because he's hiding. It's he's hiding,
Speaker 1: and he's not being true to himself, to the people
Speaker 1: that are around him, or even to himself. And I
Speaker 1: just feel like he has the chance to experience something
Speaker 1: very rare, to have someone love you for just who
Speaker 1: you are. But no, but she she's she understands that
Speaker 1: he has this thing, and she's just like, you know,
Speaker 1: if he has to satisfy that he can, she's all
Speaker 1: right with it. But he has and my thing. I
Speaker 1: feel like she does him a disservice by, you know,
Speaker 1: knowing and not telling him this, you know. I feel
Speaker 1: like she should just tell him, you know, it's hard
Speaker 1: to people. You can give him the chance to experience,
Speaker 1: you know, of real life, of knowing himself, you know,
Speaker 1: and being with somebody who loves him for himself. So
Speaker 1: do you think she's being selfish? By note? I think
Speaker 1: that because she wants to keep him to her. I
Speaker 1: think that, you know, I feel like, you know, everybody
Speaker 1: has their limits, and you know, and some people, when
Speaker 1: you're in love, you don't the limit is high, it
Speaker 1: goes really high. So so you think that in this
Speaker 1: case the woman should the women should, I mean the
Speaker 1: man should test him that she might be okay with it.
Speaker 1: I think this is what I think. If he has
Speaker 1: been has had these homosexual tendencies his whole life, she
Speaker 1: already knows, so he should, you know, be like listen,
Speaker 1: because that doesn't just go away. She knows the question.
Speaker 1: She knows. Will you girls, this is a question for you.
Speaker 1: Will you be okay if you're man suck the dick?
Speaker 1: Me personally? No? Why me personally know? But like I said,
Speaker 1: I happened friend and she knows that her man sucks
Speaker 1: dick and she don't care. But if they did it before,
Speaker 1: like one time, why why why because al right, like
Speaker 1: I said, I this is the thing. This is this
Speaker 1: is why I'm not gonna lie. I feel like, um,
Speaker 1: I like watching gay porn a lot of times. I
Speaker 1: think it's sexy to see fine, but not like transgender
Speaker 1: gay porn. You know, I like that too, but not
Speaker 1: as much as I like to see like to fit girls.
Speaker 1: I like that. Then it's like it's like an endless loop.
Speaker 1: It's like she's sucking sucking this, and that's sucking that,
Speaker 1: and as long as there's everything, as long as there's
Speaker 1: a real girl involved, I'm like, all right, I'm good. No,
Speaker 1: and but okay, So like I said, I like to
Speaker 1: watch two fit guys, you know, sucking each other and
Speaker 1: you know what gay clip and I'm like, fuck, you
Speaker 1: know what, we filter this out sorry but for me.
Speaker 1: But like everyone who listens to this show knows that
Speaker 1: I like to watch porn that I don't. You know,
Speaker 1: he would never like fantasy because it fulfill that unforbidden
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, you know, because she likes to west Point
Speaker 1: with like two men and a woman, but she would
Speaker 1: never do I would never do that. I like to
Speaker 1: That's what I like to watch. The double penetration would
Speaker 1: never be part of it. I just like to see
Speaker 1: the girl get like completely slayd you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But for me personally, if I like my man to
Speaker 1: be a very manly man, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So there's some very gay manly men out there. No, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, the manliest all right y'all tanks performance at
Speaker 1: DC Gay Pride. No, I didn't see that. I heard
Speaker 1: about it. First of all. It wasn't very aggressive. Yes,
Speaker 1: very manly gay man and that a lot of people
Speaker 1: went in the man his leg all the way up
Speaker 1: in the air. They are, But I mean looking manly
Speaker 1: and different things. That's just because you look man. That
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're a manly man. I think that they're
Speaker 1: a gay. You could be gay, you can take it
Speaker 1: in the ass, you can suck dick, and you could
Speaker 1: be manly as fun. In fact, they're they're more manly
Speaker 1: than I am. I couldn't do that. Ship. You can
Speaker 1: take a dick in your ass, you put that in,
Speaker 1: that's all you got. Suck me harder that. I know
Speaker 1: what you're saying. But the reason why I asked that
Speaker 1: was because if I was with a girl and she
Speaker 1: wanted to get with all the girls, I would have
Speaker 1: zero problem with it. But that's different, I guess not
Speaker 1: different double standards exist said here on service. I just
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, just like I feel like
Speaker 1: when I'm sticking my fingers in a guy's ass, he's
Speaker 1: my big you know what I'm saying. If my man dick,
Speaker 1: he's some nigger, some guys bitch, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: All Right, I'm just saying, let's move on to the
Speaker 1: next question. There's a lot of questions from all right.
Speaker 1: This one's a lesbian. I'm a lesbian from New York
Speaker 1: and would like to remain anonymous. But I met this
Speaker 1: girl on a dating app. It's only been a little
Speaker 1: over a month, but we vibe extremely well. Our talks
Speaker 1: and dates are amazing, and the connection is undeniably strong.
Speaker 1: She's everything I've ever wanted in a partner. The best
Speaker 1: part about all of this is she feels the same
Speaker 1: way for me, and she's able to express it. I
Speaker 1: can honestly say that I can fall for her easily.
Speaker 1: But then last night she tells me she has an
Speaker 1: STD what which she didn't say what it was that said.
Speaker 1: I did think that though I got scared, felt overwhelmed
Speaker 1: and slightly disgusted, to be honest, but then the thought
Speaker 1: of not having here in my life felt worse than
Speaker 1: my fear. I know, I could be her friend or
Speaker 1: even walk away if I don't want to deal, but
Speaker 1: I would still have these feelings for her. What do
Speaker 1: I do? Stephanie's right, it depends on what std because
Speaker 1: there are something you Yeah, so Mark that this has
Speaker 1: to be somethings are herpes or HIV. Yeah, it has
Speaker 1: to be something permanent. Yeah, it's either herpies or HIV.
Speaker 1: And honestly, honey, uh, love is beautiful, great, congratulations, move on,
Speaker 1: it's over, like unless you want to get herpies or HIV. Like,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't love somebody so much that you
Speaker 1: don't love what God gave you, the gift of life.
Speaker 1: And I want to say, you don't die from herpes
Speaker 1: and and HIV is very controllable if you know something. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's say you're all right, you're knowingly gonna have
Speaker 1: sex with this person who has herpes and then you
Speaker 1: guys break up eventually. Come on, man, now, let's be
Speaker 1: clear though, if they're not having an outbreak, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't get it. I've heard about this. That's not
Speaker 1: that's that's we had a sex bird out here. But
Speaker 1: that's that's wrong. That's that's very wrong what you just said.
Speaker 1: When it is a fact, even when you're not having
Speaker 1: any or you can spread herpes, well, I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was the outbreak thing. I really didn't
Speaker 1: know it's in your blood. Also, aren't there two different
Speaker 1: types of herpes? Yeah, there's always there's like Herpes simplex one.
Speaker 1: There's like a lot of them. But I think that
Speaker 1: if you're not having an outbreak, you're not. First of all,
Speaker 1: just because your partner has it doesn't mean you'll definitely
Speaker 1: get it. Number one And I'm only saying this because
Speaker 1: women should. Hope was down here, who is our sexpert.
Speaker 1: She also said with HIV, you can prevent yourself from
Speaker 1: getting that too. They have like medication they could put
Speaker 1: you on and all of that and you you won't
Speaker 1: get it. So it doesn't mean it's just a lifestyle change,
Speaker 1: and you have to know that you're committed to that.
Speaker 1: I guess listen, if the person had it and cookie
Speaker 1: and get it, you know, if they're going to be
Speaker 1: the person that you're with forever, if they're going to
Speaker 1: be the person that you like, didn't do it and
Speaker 1: make it work, like with taking the preventative measures and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. If you think there's gonna be an
Speaker 1: end to it anytime soon, it's not worth it, right,
Speaker 1: you know because sometimes you know whatever, You know what
Speaker 1: I would say, go to a medical expert. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: ask us right right, right, right right, we're talking about
Speaker 1: right because we're confused up here from Jersey Shore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do a g S and here I'm Golden Shower.
Speaker 1: Are you guys? Keep going? Yeah, we're gonna keep going
Speaker 1: with that. You we're gonna talk about you. Yeah, He's like,
Speaker 1: I've been here before. But yeah, I will say that
Speaker 1: you have to definitely go and ask, like a medical expert,
Speaker 1: what is it that I need to do? Is this safe?
Speaker 1: How can I make sure that I don't contract this? Right?
Speaker 1: Because at least she told her, Yeah, I say, keep
Speaker 1: it trucking. You know how many people we probably they
Speaker 1: had STD didn't tell it. I did not. We have
Speaker 1: no did not, we have no idea, did not. Every
Speaker 1: time we have this conversation, I'm I'll stick to my guns. No,
Speaker 1: I have an idea I've had royal sex with I
Speaker 1: can count on my hand, my whole life, my whole life,
Speaker 1: I've had royal sex with. I can count on my hand.
Speaker 1: Like nah, man, I've not had sex, especially on royal
Speaker 1: sex with a herpes has nothing to do with maybe
Speaker 1: because one, it's one in four, right, one in four
Speaker 1: that have her piece. One in four. I think it's
Speaker 1: one in four, um, one in four people. So I mean,
Speaker 1: with those kind of odds, I probably have touch listen
Speaker 1: for sure with STD at some point, but it was
Speaker 1: But I don't know, man, I don't. I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not admitting that. I'm not saying that I have.
Speaker 1: It's not nope, not. Maybe you guys have. Maybe you
Speaker 1: guys say, I promise you. You just don't know. Mommy,
Speaker 1: I would wait for him to come back. Okay, intermission,
Speaker 1: I want some of that fruit. I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: I told you it's so wife, I can hear it
Speaker 1: on the microphone. So good. Alright, So Manny, we have
Speaker 1: one more question for you, and this person wrote in Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see. Me and my ex broke up in mid
Speaker 1: October over different reasons from the actions of an abortion.
Speaker 1: It was rough with me to deal with. So I
Speaker 1: decided to move to Atlanta for that to hopefully clear
Speaker 1: my mind from the hurt and pain. As months go on,
Speaker 1: I tend to continue to reminisce about the memories we
Speaker 1: once shared, and I missed that. I kept good relationships
Speaker 1: with her family and best friends, and they know how
Speaker 1: I feel about her. I know we live in two
Speaker 1: different states, but I need help and advice and how
Speaker 1: can I get my friend and my love back in
Speaker 1: my life? Can you help me with some advice? What
Speaker 1: was the issue? So they had an abortion and then
Speaker 1: they broke off. Maybe he wanted her to have one
Speaker 1: and she had had an abortion and he got married
Speaker 1: and left. That's what it sounds like. This is why
Speaker 1: I were condoms. People. I don't come inside of girls
Speaker 1: full circle here, come on, no judgment. No, I'm just saying, sure,
Speaker 1: you have to judge, you should do you? Okay, so
Speaker 1: don't judge all day? What do you think he can do?
Speaker 1: Have you ever tried to win somebody back? No? He
Speaker 1: said no, no, never We have did a girl wrong
Speaker 1: and then been like, man, I want to get him back,
Speaker 1: maybe like within like we've been broken up like a month,
Speaker 1: but never like I lost the one that got away away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta make you know, what's the longest relationship you've
Speaker 1: ever had? Like two years something? Yeah, I'm very I'm weird, guys,
Speaker 1: I have issues seeing years that's it. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: like why So I mean, do you get though? How
Speaker 1: serious do you get? Like, well, I'm Italian, so you
Speaker 1: meet my family within like three days? I don't come over. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hate when people make a big deal out of
Speaker 1: that ship, Like that's a big deal. You have to
Speaker 1: be conscious of that. I don't think. I think it's
Speaker 1: stupid because, like you know, I met his mother grandma.
Speaker 1: When you are family oriented and you have a big
Speaker 1: family and you're you're you spend a lot of time
Speaker 1: with your family. It's a party of life. So if
Speaker 1: a girl's going to be in your life, then of
Speaker 1: course she's going to have to meet your family like that.
Speaker 1: Oh if I was stating you, I would want to
Speaker 1: go to your family first date, Like can you have
Speaker 1: your family cook for me? That's the hardest part. Girls,
Speaker 1: I don't think even like me. At a certain point,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go away from my family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we have that that community. I don't just let
Speaker 1: people meet my family. So me, either you're not gonna
Speaker 1: maybe my brother, but you're not gonna meet my parents
Speaker 1: or anything. No, but that's in the towny thing. Like
Speaker 1: I said, my sister's half Italian and she takes my
Speaker 1: mother everywhere. It's so embarrassing. I just get a show
Speaker 1: on the Food Now, I'm going to plug and I
Speaker 1: have a great time with my mom. But you know,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm like, Stacy, how do you even
Speaker 1: do it? And she's like, she's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She just wanted to come. I love her, and I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1: On the Food Network on Cooking Channel, we just did
Speaker 1: like I literally went with my mom all over the
Speaker 1: country to eat food and in different locations. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's going to come back though,
Speaker 1: So I'm not promoting it. I'm just we're talking about
Speaker 1: Italian mothers, so I figured i'd bring it up. But
Speaker 1: I bet you the cooking over there in your house
Speaker 1: is crazy. Yeah, my mom is amazing. I cooked too.
Speaker 1: I love food. Yeah, I don't I know, I know
Speaker 1: what I can cook. I won't just try to cook anything,
Speaker 1: but can we eat? Yeah, I'll cook for you. I
Speaker 1: love I love pleasing a woman, and that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: just sex. That means everything. Scorpie hoo and in the house.
Speaker 1: All right, So now what do you give this guy
Speaker 1: some advice? Though he wants to get his girl back,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure you know people that have tried to
Speaker 1: get their girl back. Give you don't want her she
Speaker 1: got an abortion. I'm on some just like metaphysical like
Speaker 1: weird ship, Like if it's meant to be, if like
Speaker 1: just throw yourself out there, keep putting yourself out there,
Speaker 1: if it's gonna happen, it's gonna have not then yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that's just that applies to anything in life. Whatever
Speaker 1: you do, you just go for it and if it works,
Speaker 1: it works. If it doesn't, then just move on to
Speaker 1: what is throwing yourself out there? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like just like all right, so you want her back?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like put yourself literally physically in front of her,
Speaker 1: Like what is that's a text? If that's a call,
Speaker 1: that's a fucking email? Whatever, Just put in lines of communication.
Speaker 1: What about can you pop up? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like show up? I'm in that. I don't want to
Speaker 1: encourage anyone to do that. Yeah, I'm well, not me.
Speaker 1: I'm like super like introverted. So I wouldn't like do
Speaker 1: the whole romance romance thing, but I would probably send
Speaker 1: an email or something. You know, i'd be some like
Speaker 1: passive aggressive ship and see if she's an email that
Speaker 1: doesn't see that doesn't sound like much effort to me.
Speaker 1: He sent me an email. Okay, I don't understand like women,
Speaker 1: if you really want to win a woman back, you
Speaker 1: have to do more than send an email or a text.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit because women are confusing because they say that
Speaker 1: you have to. We've we as men, we learn our
Speaker 1: whole lives that we have to fight for your attention.
Speaker 1: We have to if we want you, we have to
Speaker 1: go take it. And you know what, let's call those
Speaker 1: guys stalkers. No, No, let's calm down, because this is
Speaker 1: this is her ex. And I'm saying, just sending an
Speaker 1: email it's not enough. That's not a lot of effort.
Speaker 1: I sat down in five minutes, I wrote email and
Speaker 1: sent it to you, like, we need something more thoughtful
Speaker 1: than that. It could be a call. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it definitely has to be show
Speaker 1: up at our house. With a boom box on your shoulder.
Speaker 1: That's right, say anything, but I also feel like something
Speaker 1: more thoughtful, you know what I mean, Like make some
Speaker 1: more of a gift. It could be even something that
Speaker 1: you do that like means something to both of you
Speaker 1: that happen in your relationship, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I've never been I've never been trying to help you
Speaker 1: out me back. I don't I don't know. I'm kidding,
Speaker 1: but like, I haven't had that monumental moment because that's
Speaker 1: when you I would tell him first and foremost, make
Speaker 1: sure that this girl you think is a potential to
Speaker 1: be the one, because I learned that in relationships at
Speaker 1: this age, when you're twenty nine, how old is he?
Speaker 1: Did he say or not? I'm sure he's in his
Speaker 1: twenties or thirties. And at this point you're entering a relationship.
Speaker 1: Every relationship you enter is a pre marital relationship. Otherwise,
Speaker 1: what the funk is it going to spend two years
Speaker 1: with this person? Break up and up onto the No,
Speaker 1: every single one has to have the potential of being
Speaker 1: the one that you're with forever. And if it's not,
Speaker 1: cut that ship off. I'm sorry to be a damper.
Speaker 1: But like, let's be realistic about this ship, because people
Speaker 1: get into relationships for no reasons for what Instagram that
Speaker 1: if it's not somebody you want to come inside of,
Speaker 1: then right, if it's not somebody you want to trap
Speaker 1: the first time, I coming coming something, Come on this podcast,
Speaker 1: come inside the podcast. Guys. I did it and I'm
Speaker 1: never going back. Wait, I mean your girl, you're coming,
Speaker 1: never go out. I feel like you and she got
Speaker 1: the d U I. I'm not gonna do this d I.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ye tiger Wood. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do the condom and I U D I'm going
Speaker 1: to just do but I don't know. I don't trust it.
Speaker 1: I don't And by the way, right, like even if
Speaker 1: she wasn't on the d U I, there could be
Speaker 1: like a certain number of days that she can get
Speaker 1: want to say, find out when she's not ovulating like
Speaker 1: a right, they test your like temperature and ship like
Speaker 1: you can like it goes your cycle cycle and there's
Speaker 1: a few days out of the month where there's guaranteed
Speaker 1: you can't get pregnant, and then you find out what
Speaker 1: those days of gart That's what I'm saying, Angela, because
Speaker 1: I feel like I was trying to make the thing
Speaker 1: people begin you got the wrong one, because I feel
Speaker 1: like every they're probably lying. But every person that has
Speaker 1: has gotten a girl pregnant probably said the same story.
Speaker 1: Oh I did that she was on the UI or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yo, Like, if that's the case, they're
Speaker 1: probably lying. So I have a question. When do you
Speaker 1: think you will be ready to release the dragon come
Speaker 1: inside of a girl? Yeah? Problem problem, Probably when I'm ready.
Speaker 1: And you like what I say about anything that I
Speaker 1: say in life, I expect to be repeated. As a
Speaker 1: celebt that sounds so weird, But as a person of
Speaker 1: notorized celebrity, anything that I say on this microphone or
Speaker 1: any microphone, always in the back of my mind, I
Speaker 1: expected to be repeated. Okay, so the same thing applies
Speaker 1: to this. The only time I'm coming inside of somebody
Speaker 1: is when I expected to create a baby right thinking
Speaker 1: of the word but I'm too drunk fertilizing egg that
Speaker 1: I just went on the app where you put like
Speaker 1: you know you're when you get a period. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that on here. It also can tell you when
Speaker 1: you were intimate. Yeah, I have that appen imagine you're
Speaker 1: go on a girl's app and on a day that
Speaker 1: you were with her. Damn. I do think that that
Speaker 1: needs to be more of a male birth control thing.
Speaker 1: They do have male birth control. Yeah I don't. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want my man to take male I met more
Speaker 1: of responsibility, you know what, Like I know, I know
Speaker 1: guys with I know guys with like mad money, and
Speaker 1: they know other guys with like more money and they
Speaker 1: and I was not saying that the sound cool. They
Speaker 1: all these guys get their directed. Me as a brain man,
Speaker 1: his director is that a woman gets to remove This
Speaker 1: is like this director, Wait, what's the wait, what's the
Speaker 1: what's the botomy on the bottomy? Okay, got rich rich
Speaker 1: guys be doing this ship because they just they just
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with it. I just want to
Speaker 1: put out there Antonio Camari allegedly had a a sectomy
Speaker 1: and he just had twins and has another baby on
Speaker 1: the way. See what the funk I'm saying, pull out
Speaker 1: whether you know, and I'm gonna be that one case
Speaker 1: that happens to and like you know what, you know
Speaker 1: what it is too. It's like the whole month of
Speaker 1: my anticipation that I that I hate that they do
Speaker 1: have Plan B. We wait for our periods to come
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, some some comedians said once I forgot
Speaker 1: who it was, but you're talking about Plan B and
Speaker 1: how girls be saying like you don't know how it
Speaker 1: makes me feel. And I get nauseous and like we're like,
Speaker 1: you don't know how it makes us feel the fact
Speaker 1: that we just came inside of you. Now we gotta
Speaker 1: wait a month to see if you know, if if
Speaker 1: my life is going to change. And the best is
Speaker 1: when you're like, I didn't get my period late. Yo,
Speaker 1: that happens to me every time. It's never on time.
Speaker 1: It's never on time. I had a girl once. I
Speaker 1: had one scare in my life when I when I
Speaker 1: was like on the road and shipped wearing condoms still
Speaker 1: and the girl texted me and she was like I
Speaker 1: was ignoring her, of course because I didn't know the number.
Speaker 1: So she was like, she sent me a text, She's like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is so and so from whatever, um, you should
Speaker 1: answer me because we're gonna be bonded for life now
Speaker 1: right away. I'm like, it's your first thought, it's definitely
Speaker 1: not mine. I mean, she thought to know I'm a pessimist,
Speaker 1: so my first thought is this is mine, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: something went wrong. I had a little Mexican baby. Now
Speaker 1: like that was my first thought. So it was Texas,
Speaker 1: so everything is bigger. And but she fucking said that
Speaker 1: ship to me. And for the first couple of day
Speaker 1: I was asking my boys. I was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: what do I do? And they were telling me about
Speaker 1: their situations where they got abortions and this and that,
Speaker 1: and then I just kind of like let it rock
Speaker 1: because I knew I wor a condom. That was my
Speaker 1: one saving grace, you know, and it didn't break. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it has broken all my life, That's what you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I blow the roof off that bitch
Speaker 1: because girl, and then like the kind of get stuck
Speaker 1: inside her, not even really get got to go up
Speaker 1: in there and get it out. If the pussy like
Speaker 1: pulls it off, your day, Yeah, is it that? Or
Speaker 1: is it that I'm soft? I want to I want
Speaker 1: to be cool and say, oh, it's because her pussy
Speaker 1: pulled it off. I think of that have really great
Speaker 1: muscles and our vaginas, but the condoms are not coming
Speaker 1: off a hard dick. It's not I used to worry
Speaker 1: about that ship. But now condoms are so unnatural that
Speaker 1: it's gonna come off. Something's gonna happen between the wetness
Speaker 1: and the and this and that. Like you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: the condoms feel so natural now you it feels like
Speaker 1: raw sex, the new condoms, like they have these skin condoms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they feel they feel like skin, because nothing as good
Speaker 1: as real skin. I'm not gonna lie. I like using condoms.
Speaker 1: I'm not problems with its. Raw sex is just like,
Speaker 1: I'm a very paranoid person. You know, I smoke weed.
Speaker 1: Is that all right for me to say? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: I smoke weed, and I never say that. I never
Speaker 1: say that, But whatever, I smoke a lot of weed,
Speaker 1: and I'm paranoid. I'm rubbing paranoid person. I have. Listen,
Speaker 1: I've been dating one guy for six for almost seven months,
Speaker 1: and we've had raw sex. But it's I don't want
Speaker 1: to have raw sex with him. I'm I'm always like,
Speaker 1: where's the condoms? Because I can't. It just causes too
Speaker 1: much anxiety. Now you're telling me that guys actually look
Speaker 1: to do that to you. Right, if you're with me,
Speaker 1: you would be the safest person in the world because
Speaker 1: I'm coming on the wall, like, listen, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've have anybody sneak and take a condom, but guys
Speaker 1: would definitely the guy that you try to not use
Speaker 1: a condom. Yeah, not that guy's disgusting. But I've hand
Speaker 1: I found a guy. I've had a guy do that
Speaker 1: to me twice, trying to sneak off and take off
Speaker 1: the columns like I can't like, it's not my vagina,
Speaker 1: and I can't sell the difference. Who right before they
Speaker 1: go to put it in you you're like on your
Speaker 1: back or you're turning the ground right before they go
Speaker 1: to put any and they told you she's allergic to condoms.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, that's why I'm always touched into Yes,
Speaker 1: not not not told, but like has insinuated it allergic? Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly what you do? Um? I was probably like, well
Speaker 1: I got these lamb skinned ones or something kind. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: I was gonna pick no. But you know, I know
Speaker 1: this girl. I know this one girl, he's saying, I
Speaker 1: with this one girl. She used to tell guys that
Speaker 1: she was allergic to colmdoms. And I told her about herself.
Speaker 1: I said, you're nasty you're gross. How did you know
Speaker 1: she told people that? He because she told me we
Speaker 1: were good friends, and she like laughed at off. When
Speaker 1: I told her that she's nasty. She laughed at Off
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I'm dead ass, you're gross.
Speaker 1: Like that's disgusting because I know you're not allergic to
Speaker 1: late sex. You're sit in there dying, You're here with
Speaker 1: late tex gloves. You're not allerged. It's to late sex,
Speaker 1: my man. You just I've had many situations where the
Speaker 1: girl will try to avoid me wearing the condom. No,
Speaker 1: girls be wanting sex more than they I don't think
Speaker 1: it's always because she wants a baby, even though in
Speaker 1: the back of my head, I'm like that's what it
Speaker 1: will lead to. But in that moment, she just wants
Speaker 1: the feeling of sex. We all do, not only some
Speaker 1: only you want the feeling of if you want the
Speaker 1: feeling of rawd tongue on my pussy, but if you
Speaker 1: have a road dick. Nah. I like the condom. I'm
Speaker 1: really used to it. The only thing actually you actually
Speaker 1: enjoy like it. I like the feeling of the kind
Speaker 1: I like the feeling. It's it's not bad, it feels great.
Speaker 1: It feels great, and you know with the only thing
Speaker 1: I will say that I have. The only complaint that
Speaker 1: I have about using condoms is I don't like the
Speaker 1: way it makes my pussy smell. That's the only thing,
Speaker 1: because yeah, I'm a smell whore. Like I take off
Speaker 1: my shoes and I smell my feet, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I smell my hair for three days exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: I hate we do too, especially especially magnums. Guys, I
Speaker 1: gotta get in the bathroom and down in the bathstom
Speaker 1: and a king. I hate. I hate condoms because I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of threesomes. Because when I was on
Speaker 1: the road at a certain point, you know how I
Speaker 1: was talking about how sex was becoming boring to me,
Speaker 1: I would have like threesomes and you can't have a
Speaker 1: um like it sucks to have a threesome condoms because
Speaker 1: you gotta keep switching it up or no. I have,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I haven't, but it's still it would be
Speaker 1: so much. I've never had a real three something like
Speaker 1: you see in the porn where it's like you suck
Speaker 1: my dick, I'm sticking in you. That's the mouth here,
Speaker 1: and you know the girl has a second dick with
Speaker 1: the condom. You gotta take it. Yeah, exactly exactly. You're
Speaker 1: having a bath with two different women and you're wearing condom.
Speaker 1: You should only use that one condom with that one girl.
Speaker 1: When you go to sweitch to the other girl, you
Speaker 1: should change your condom. Well that's like a job. But
Speaker 1: it's like it doesn't make a difference for him. It's
Speaker 1: the girl's female. No, it makes a difference because now
Speaker 1: I have to lose my erection, switch the condom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do all that and no, but I'm saying for the
Speaker 1: you could you could use the same condom in another
Speaker 1: and another girl, but now she's sucking herdside. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: more about the girls being comfortable with each other. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: girls a second with a condom. Nobody wants that. I've
Speaker 1: had a couple of times like if does it feel weird?
Speaker 1: It's stupid about to say it's retarded from that. I
Speaker 1: don't care that you come from getting a dick seconomy. No,
Speaker 1: she would probably just the only time I've ever done
Speaker 1: that was when I was in between sex wearing a
Speaker 1: condom and we just didn't have time to switch condoms,
Speaker 1: and she was just like I'll suck real quick, and
Speaker 1: which I feel bad. I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: I feel you know, Stephanie's overre liking condoms. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, as much as it's as paranoid as I am.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Every single guy I've sucked has
Speaker 1: been without a condom, so it's like I've never tasted.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, I know it's a little bit
Speaker 1: of a contradiction that I'm super paranoid, but I just
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not. You can get an STD from
Speaker 1: your throat. You can definitely get lamydia and your throat.
Speaker 1: It's worth it's worth playing a lottery, what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's it's like and then they got flavored condoms, and
Speaker 1: it's like, you, what kind of horror has a favorite condom?
Speaker 1: Bro like? Come on, whether it's the guys bro like.
Speaker 1: So that's why I'll never get a prostitute, because they
Speaker 1: make you, they give you head with a condom on,
Speaker 1: so stupid, Mike, not even. But That's why I'm like
Speaker 1: confused about Stephanie saying she even likes it, because I
Speaker 1: get it. It might feel good, but like the point
Speaker 1: of sex. The other as animals. As caveman, our point
Speaker 1: of sex was to be literally inside each other. If
Speaker 1: I'm having a condom on, I'm not touching you. There
Speaker 1: is a layer of something blocking me from you. No,
Speaker 1: that's not there. Yeah, no, no, no. Me and you
Speaker 1: were were shaking hands right now, and we were wearing
Speaker 1: and I was wearing a glove. Physically, you would not
Speaker 1: feel my hand. But if I was touching you and
Speaker 1: you felt myself, you know what, maybe maybe the guy
Speaker 1: doesn't feel it. It feels great to me. I don't know,
Speaker 1: and maybe it's different for the guy. But I'm definitely
Speaker 1: feeling that dick with the condom because are rubber or
Speaker 1: something else? I like using um like, But I'm just
Speaker 1: saying like, the only time another time that the condom
Speaker 1: aarra staates me is me is when I'm not wet.
Speaker 1: But when I'm super wet, it doesn't make I don't
Speaker 1: need to have raw sex. What is that put a
Speaker 1: condom on I'm super wet, it's gonna be fire. I mean,
Speaker 1: I do it because I don't like using condoms in
Speaker 1: my man period, and Fire wants to have a kid.
Speaker 1: That's not why. I just you know, if you're in
Speaker 1: a committed relationship, you shouldn't be using condom. It's so different.
Speaker 1: It's so different. I'll do it because I don't want
Speaker 1: to have have a baby, but I will say it's night
Speaker 1: and day, right, that's part of the benefit of being
Speaker 1: in a relationship. I don't feel like it's very different
Speaker 1: for me. But I have no problems. I don't have
Speaker 1: any invitation. Like I said, if I'm dry, then it's like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, and I shouldn't even be having sex if
Speaker 1: I'm dried. Your job, yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Or if the fan is on, you know the fan
Speaker 1: is on in the room, it starts drying everything up.
Speaker 1: That sucks. I'll tell you another thing. If it's your
Speaker 1: person and you guys are hanging out twenty four hours
Speaker 1: a day, you want those times where if you wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning, you could just slide it in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. That's why I flipout a condom.
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, this is I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: do have royal sex. I have royal sex with it
Speaker 1: with the person I have sex with, but not every time.
Speaker 1: I definitely not wanted really hard to go from having
Speaker 1: real sex to not doing it with that person, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you go from not using no no no,
Speaker 1: because we are you're in your period, you know, I
Speaker 1: mean we use, we use, we use colbums for the
Speaker 1: most part, but then there's like morning sex. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't let you step using that kind of there's
Speaker 1: like no going back. I don't any kind of birth control.
Speaker 1: I mean that weird to ask. Yeah, no, so okay,
Speaker 1: So I was. I was in a relationship where for
Speaker 1: like over a year we worked condoms because she just
Speaker 1: didn't want to take Yeah, that's another thing. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's okay, that's that's like one like of the reason
Speaker 1: and then that one percent that he might pass me
Speaker 1: as CD. But note percent every reason that I don't
Speaker 1: want to get pregnant, you know what I mean? For sure,
Speaker 1: I would do anything, and I'm Puerto Rican, Like a
Speaker 1: guy could wink at me and I'll get pregnant. You
Speaker 1: know what, I'm sending a text exactly, Okay, what's gonna
Speaker 1: what's gonna be? His name? Adams are great. It's so
Speaker 1: good to feel like I don't have to worry about,
Speaker 1: you know, worry about getting having But it's like I said,
Speaker 1: it just makes it so much easier to at any
Speaker 1: random time to just stick it in, you know, without
Speaker 1: having to work about condom. That's for today's episodes, sticking
Speaker 1: them well, Bennie, we appreciate you so much for coming through,
Speaker 1: for wanting to come on. I'm a big fan, of course,
Speaker 1: and I'm very sexual so it was fun a little freaky.
Speaker 1: And you guys need someone. Guy needs some more Italian
Speaker 1: guys on this show. Set it up for I got
Speaker 1: any friends, anybody that wants to come on, I'll think
Speaker 1: about it. I'll just do it for the men. And
Speaker 1: you are going to make us dinner. So yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys have come over and I'll cook your food now.
Speaker 1: Just want thanks, Benny. We appreciate you. I love you guys.
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