Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his
Speaker 2: love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the things we talk about before we start the
Speaker 1: show or more interesting than the show itself. Larry, what
Speaker 1: what has happened to you?
Speaker 4: It's Bad's a little three week stretch here, Dan.
Speaker 1: We were talking about maybe you would get thirty.
Speaker 5: Units by the end of the season. Yeah, you're down
Speaker 5: to plus three units. Uh, Shay is plus fourteen, Dyl.
Speaker 5: Shay is the only one a plotting for Shay. Dylan
Speaker 5: is up. He won three units last week. He's up
Speaker 5: plus twenty. How about a round of applause?
Speaker 3: Rightfully?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: About the tunnel so bad, Larry, No, we're not talking
Speaker 5: about tunnels in New York.
Speaker 1: That should be the only thing to talk about, Danny.
Speaker 3: No, the Holland tunnel.
Speaker 1: Open up the group jet, Dan tell us what you
Speaker 1: know now, Okay.
Speaker 5: Larry, you want to say you've lost seventeen units over the.
Speaker 4: Seventeen units over three weeks? Yeah, giants wrong, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: playoffs are starting now, Dan, I'm good. How is Medalist?
Speaker 1: By the way, the subject? Why are you changing the subject?
Speaker 4: No, I said, it's been a bad three weeks. You're
Speaker 4: supposed to change the subject new day.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 5: I played golf at Metalist in Florida Beautiful last Friday
Speaker 5: and Saturday. That's Tiger Woods's home course. I did not
Speaker 5: go to Perkins.
Speaker 1: Should I? No? You should? I heard there's some good
Speaker 1: telling her I'm married, Danny.
Speaker 3: Well, it's actually questionable talent.
Speaker 1: I think if you remember eager Town, I'm not married
Speaker 1: the way you're married. The roommate and I are on
Speaker 1: much better ground right now, Danny. So you are truly
Speaker 1: day to day Oh yeah, yeah, hold hour. So she
Speaker 1: really laid into me last night about how I do nothing, No,
Speaker 1: I wish yeah.
Speaker 3: Perkins every day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, about how I do nothing at the house with
Speaker 1: the kids, no bedtime, no bathtime, no nothing. And then
Speaker 1: I sleep in in the morning and they you know,
Speaker 1: they wake me up at like eight eight fifteen because
Speaker 1: they were going to school, daddy vibe, Yeah, I see
Speaker 1: you later. And uh so she got back from dropping
Speaker 1: them off and she was like, you don't do shit
Speaker 1: are out here except you know, exist and make money.
Speaker 1: That's what I do. And you just hang out with
Speaker 1: the kids all day. So as far as the trade
Speaker 1: off goes, if the roles were reversed, well I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not biologically predisposed to being a caretaker, Danny. That's
Speaker 1: because I'm a man. The roommate is a female assigned
Speaker 1: to birth hashtag twenty twenty four, and she's predisposed to
Speaker 1: take care of kids. That's all there is to it. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: why didn't she understand that? Well, she get you know,
Speaker 1: there's cycles with women, Danny, there's a ten days a month.
Speaker 1: I lose. The logic just escapes the entire house because
Speaker 1: of the moon cycles and the way the waves crash in.
Speaker 1: And when when does it work against you for her
Speaker 1: to understand you. You're saying ten days? What about her
Speaker 1: looking at you trying to understand y, She'll lose twenty
Speaker 1: eighth thirty for sure. I still losing ten Danny. All Right,
Speaker 1: it's hard. Okay, back to what bad Larry. I ran
Speaker 1: into somebody who knew Bad Larry at this golf course
Speaker 1: in Florida. No, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: Guys said, hey, you know you know John Nolan. I
Speaker 5: said yeah, and I assumed that if you knew John
Speaker 5: Nolan played basketball at Providence and he was Larry's roommate.
Speaker 5: So then he goes, how's bad Larry. I said, he's
Speaker 5: doing all right? So that that that's a Wall Street
Speaker 5: guy that I think lives down there in West Palm.
Speaker 1: To the man, No, I know badir No, he's doing
Speaker 1: it right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh it was before this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah are you?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, So somebody said hello to you, some guy
Speaker 1: named Sean I think his name is.
Speaker 4: I got a text that uh is DP here and
Speaker 4: I said, not with me. I assumed he meant down
Speaker 4: here at the shore. And he goes, he texted me
Speaker 4: back no medalist. Yeah no, no, it's Mike Mike Samberger.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh do you guy?
Speaker 4: That's why I hate O do you?
Speaker 1: Okay? Wow?
Speaker 5: Uh well, this is a left turn I never should
Speaker 5: have taken, but I apologize to the audience.
Speaker 3: Okay, well how'd you play?
Speaker 1: Dan? Uh? I played? Okay?
Speaker 5: For your handicaps body Uh, well, they gave me an
Speaker 5: eight point seven and but I lost money as an
Speaker 5: eight point seven. Yeah, but had fun. Didn't see Tiger,
Speaker 5: didn't see Ricky, didn't see any you know, celebrities. Just
Speaker 5: a bunch of guys who made a shipload of money.
Speaker 1: On that's it. That sounds like Florida.
Speaker 3: Yeah, celebrities in the eighties.
Speaker 5: And it seemed so miserable that they go to the
Speaker 5: golf course every day, play golf and then have lunch
Speaker 5: and then sit out and drink.
Speaker 1: And I I'm not ready for that. Why not?
Speaker 3: Sounds amazing?
Speaker 1: No? I did it for two days. I'm like, uh no,
Speaker 1: hanging out in Florida. No, not not into it. I
Speaker 1: can't retire, No, yeah, I understand that I can't. For you,
Speaker 1: I could retire yesterday, yeah yeah yeah. But then you'd
Speaker 1: have to spend a lot of time at home. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'd be a traveling salesman. U wink wink. Get a
Speaker 1: second family, No problem, Okay, Perkins.
Speaker 5: Here are the odds for Bill Belichick where he'll coach
Speaker 5: next season, in case anybody wants to do a futures
Speaker 5: on this. The Chargers plus two hundred, the Falcons plus
Speaker 5: five hundred, Commanders plus six hundred. Anybody want a piece
Speaker 5: of any of those? Shay, you gotta lay in the
Speaker 5: horrorball angle too. You gotta factor that in, all right,
Speaker 5: because that is either the Rams Bears didn't fire Eberflus
Speaker 5: or whatever the is, whatever Indianapolis possibility.
Speaker 1: No, oh yeah, no they did. Well, they don't care.
Speaker 1: They don't care. Harbor, He's a Michigan man, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Shane Steiken, I think he's going to the Rams. Harball's gone.
Speaker 1: He's gone. He's going to the Rams. I think he's
Speaker 1: going to the Chargers. I'm sorry, Chargers. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so Harball's gone. Are you doing a futures on this? No? Okay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: what about you?
Speaker 6: Well, my inclination is kind of say, not a head coach.
Speaker 6: At plus seven hundred, I can see him riding off
Speaker 6: of the sunset, except for the fact that I have
Speaker 6: a theory that he wants to do the Brady and
Speaker 6: go to another team, see if he can rip off
Speaker 6: one super Bowl and then kind of end that he
Speaker 6: was waiting for the.
Speaker 1: Cowboys to bow out in the open.
Speaker 3: And that's the tale as old as time.
Speaker 1: Would you take Belichick coach.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, would you root for the Cowboys to lose
Speaker 5: so you could get Bill Belichick?
Speaker 1: No? Absolutely not no, No, the fat man's my man.
Speaker 1: We're riding since when there's a playoff storry if you
Speaker 1: knew you could get Belichick, but you have to lose
Speaker 1: to the Packers. No, you would not do that. No.
Speaker 1: If I could get Jesus Christ on the cross, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't root for the Cowboys to lose. It don't matter what.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Cowboys got to win every single game for
Speaker 1: me to be normal and happy. Yes, Marvin, if the
Speaker 1: Cowboys go to the super Bowl? Is Shay humming to Vegas?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Danny, I got the newsletter? Okay, yeah? Are you Is
Speaker 1: there a chance you're coming out to Vegas? Uh? If
Speaker 1: you invite me, I'm coming yeah. Oh yeah, Oh Dan,
Speaker 1: that'll be a business triplets that ship writing off everything?
Speaker 1: How do you write off cocaine? How does that?
Speaker 3: What fuel costs?
Speaker 1: Okay, rocket fuel? I'm inviting you to the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: I'll be there, Danny, Okay, don because we'll do the
Speaker 5: gambling podcast there in Vegas.
Speaker 1: You'all don't know me in Vegas. Well, just show up
Speaker 1: for Thursday, and I land and I disappear. I'm gone, bad, Larry.
Speaker 1: Do you want to join us in Vegas for the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Damn?
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, all right, thanks.
Speaker 5: That's a smartist ship you've said all year. Okay, so
Speaker 5: nobody bat Larry. Do you have a future's bet On Belichick?
Speaker 1: Great coaches.
Speaker 4: We're talking about it this morning. He's seventy four or something.
Speaker 1: He should reach seventy seventy two. He said, how old
Speaker 1: his wife? Though, that's really how you measure a man.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a wife. He did they got divorce now?
Speaker 4: No, no, Jordan the all time record.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's got a coach. No, he didn't get married.
Speaker 5: He was just dating her.
Speaker 1: So he's hunting.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If he's he might go to Dallas. Well he could
Speaker 1: go down Chargers. No, no, Dallas fancy over the La
Speaker 1: hippies all day every day. So bad, Larry. You don't
Speaker 1: want to bet on this.
Speaker 4: I don't want to bet on it. We were talking,
Speaker 4: we said this morning, the consensus was Atlanta. But I
Speaker 4: want to If I was him, I would retire, obviously,
Speaker 4: I would retire.
Speaker 1: Started working. Yeah, you got to work to retire, Larry.
Speaker 4: It's just so, Yeah, he should retire and enjoy the
Speaker 4: rest of his life. He doesn't. He's not making a
Speaker 4: hundred like I am.
Speaker 1: Oh to the age of right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought you were talking about you making money
Speaker 5: and you're not doing that.
Speaker 1: Dylan. You want to recap anything from last week?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Nice? Nice little five and two Michigan. That was
Speaker 3: that was locked up.
Speaker 5: So you got the under and you had Michigan given
Speaker 5: four and a half. Yeah, all right, congratulations bad Larry.
Speaker 5: Anything that you would like to recap from another dismal weekend?
Speaker 4: I just I just hate horror Buck so much. I
Speaker 4: had to bet against Michigan and that that game was over.
Speaker 4: That was over in the first quarter.
Speaker 1: Well not technically seven point game at halftime.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean they did have opportunities, But I
Speaker 5: don't think that's a great gambling philosophy that you hate
Speaker 5: somebody so you bet against them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true, but I I will admit I do
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 1: Also, you do do all right? Uh shay, you got
Speaker 1: anything you want to recap? Uh nfl corn hol Me, Danny. Yeah, again,
Speaker 1: it's just dirt bag ship. But you Michigan, you gave
Speaker 1: the points. You had the under as well. Yeah, Pennix
Speaker 1: junior sandbag and some of a bitch said every single incompletion, incompletion,
Speaker 1: How the hell he hit every single forty yard bomb
Speaker 1: against Longhorns and then he couldn't hit a freaking right
Speaker 1: side of a barn when it comes to Michigan A bullshit?
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: That leads us to bets for this week, and Dylan
Speaker 5: leading the charge. I'll let you start.
Speaker 6: Out, all right, that actually really quick. I don't want
Speaker 6: a sand bag Larry too much. But he did put
Speaker 6: five units on the Eagles money line against the Giants
Speaker 6: last week we kind of.
Speaker 1: Two and a half. Yeah, yeah, that that high risk. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: uh Dylan, Yes, this week, here we go.
Speaker 6: I got a bet on every game, Dan, Yes, naturally,
Speaker 6: I'm going Texans plus two and a half against the Browns,
Speaker 6: Dolphins plus four and a half against the Chiefs, and
Speaker 6: I'm also going to put a unit on Dolphins money line.
Speaker 6: Everyone and their mother has been talking about how cold
Speaker 6: it's gonna be the Dolphins or ZH and ten and
Speaker 6: games under whatever, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: So I'm going the opposite.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I'm taking Bills minus ten against the Stillers.
Speaker 1: No, t J.
Speaker 6: Watt, that's unfortunate for them, but I think I would
Speaker 6: still take that regardless. Okay, Packers plus seven and a half
Speaker 6: against the Cowboys, and I'm also going to sprinkle a
Speaker 6: unit on Packers money line.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, bitch, that's right.
Speaker 6: I'm going with raised Lions minus three against the Rams.
Speaker 6: I know the public's all over the Rams thus far. Uh,
Speaker 6: Eagles minus three against the Bucks, and people have been,
Speaker 6: I mean rightfully so and very down on.
Speaker 3: The Eagles after what they lose four of the last five.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and that Giants game like that was
Speaker 1: like watching a porno for me, Danny, that I mean,
Speaker 1: that was beautiful. It was pretty great. Wasn't watch aus
Speaker 1: shit and slow anything else related or no?
Speaker 6: No, So Eagles mins three against the Bucks and then
Speaker 6: Packers Cowboys.
Speaker 3: Under fifty and a half.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: Oh, and I have two golf season dan, Okay, Tony Open.
Speaker 1: Now that this doesn't count towards your NFL total.
Speaker 6: But these are just two bets that I'll be making. Okay,
Speaker 6: will Zalatorus, he's back in action. Top ten plus six
Speaker 6: hundred and a Batilla top ten plus six.
Speaker 1: D man, did he faded last week?
Speaker 3: He was rolling to through moving day and then just.
Speaker 5: Faded the last day. I think he was in the
Speaker 5: final group. I don't think they showed any of his
Speaker 5: shots for the first like sixteen holes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just tanked them.
Speaker 1: Gonzo, Okay, Shay, your turn, Yeah fighting Matt Stafford's plus
Speaker 1: three against Detroit. I got Joe flat go laying two
Speaker 1: and a half against the Texans. I love it. I
Speaker 1: love that bet.
Speaker 3: He's perfect in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: I mean older than you. I don't know how old
Speaker 1: is is he? Like thirty eight? Three? Ye? Well I'm
Speaker 1: older than him. If he's thirty eight, Okay.
Speaker 3: Jesus get out there.
Speaker 1: What happened to me? I know I missed a few
Speaker 1: years in between.
Speaker 3: And Joe Flacco has like seven kids, doesn't he.
Speaker 1: He's one of the He's a big family, same family,
Speaker 1: I think, so same womb. Yeah, I don't I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got about sac the same woman.
Speaker 3: He should look like?
Speaker 1: How many coming kids? He gun? Ready?
Speaker 3: He's got five kids?
Speaker 1: Section or vaginal. I think they don't know that they should.
Speaker 1: They don't should. They don't tell you that they should. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Which one Bill's Larry is still there.
Speaker 4: I'm still here, okay, having my lovely sister in law
Speaker 4: of the airport.
Speaker 1: It's some benzo procession. Let's get some zana.
Speaker 3: You can make a killing flipping those at the airport.
Speaker 1: Too, Dude. They're at least six bucks now. When I
Speaker 1: was going up, there were three dollars I got.
Speaker 5: Anyway, continue uh Bill's minus ten laying the ten.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I got the Philly Tampa over. I am going
Speaker 1: to add the Cowboys laying seven and a half. I
Speaker 1: think the Cowboys are going to dominate because Mike McCarthy
Speaker 1: has been stress eating calories and cheese curds all week.
Speaker 1: Folks in on this redemption story. Okay, yes, Ray.
Speaker 3: Nine years ago today, Daz caught it. That was nine
Speaker 3: years ago today.
Speaker 1: Yep. Do you know what that did to my life, Danny? No,
Speaker 1: I went on a ten day bender after that, only
Speaker 1: ten like at least ten like that reality didn't match perception,
Speaker 1: so I thought I had to reset the clock, and
Speaker 1: I waded into a pool of drugs and abuse for
Speaker 1: over a week. It ruined my life. Danny and you
Speaker 1: were married at the time, with the roommate. Any kids,
Speaker 1: Uh No, the roommate was pregnant, and you disappeared. Disappeared
Speaker 1: that happened with all three pregnancies.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, was that worse than Jared Cook? Or was
Speaker 3: Jared Cook worse?
Speaker 1: That was worse than Jared Cook for sure? Well, Dez,
Speaker 1: that was a horrible call, horrible ball. He made a
Speaker 1: football move. He made a fucking football move, period, full stop.
Speaker 1: Made a football embarrassing and everybody to talk about the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: You get all these fucking calls, you get all that ship.
Speaker 1: First off, Michael Parsons ain't had a holding call against
Speaker 1: him in thirty six fucking quarters a b. Dez caught
Speaker 1: the fucking ball. Leave me the fuck alone. I might
Speaker 1: as well check back into rehab today because you got
Speaker 1: me fired up. Well, then you might miss the game
Speaker 1: this weekend. He got TV in rehab, the rehabs I
Speaker 1: go to.
Speaker 5: Only the nicest line ship brother, Okay, all right, and
Speaker 5: that brings.
Speaker 1: Us to It's fantastic. How long as the long as
Speaker 1: you were in rehab? Uh, well it depends if you
Speaker 1: count the halfway house on top of the rehab, that
Speaker 1: would be four months. So halfway house was extensions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ninety days in the halfway the house, twenty eight day inpatient,
Speaker 1: then ninety days, and then you you're supposed to you know,
Speaker 1: just I don't know live after that. But how prevalent
Speaker 1: are drugs in rehab? Very prevalent? My counselor. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a twelve step program and your counselor is supposed
Speaker 1: to be your best friend and all other shit. My
Speaker 1: counselor drove a Lincoln Mark eight and he ended up
Speaker 1: smoking crack while I was in rehab, after I told
Speaker 1: him all the shit I did before rehab. So you
Speaker 1: tell this counselor all your secrets. Next thing you know,
Speaker 1: he's smoking crack and trolling for girls on East Main.
Speaker 1: It was probably that was just that was the second
Speaker 1: time I went to rehab. That wasn't even the first.
Speaker 1: That was that was a second. But you're not drinking
Speaker 1: now you're out on the wagon. No back on it, Dan, Yep, great,
Speaker 1: I like it. That leads us to bad Larry, Larry, Okay,
Speaker 1: were you laughing at or with Shay with his rehab story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm just feeling bad for my man. Say,
Speaker 4: I hope he gets the ship together.
Speaker 1: Can you be my sponsor? Larry? Yeah? Well, you go
Speaker 1: through the twelve steps Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4: Why don't you come to the Jersey Shore for the
Speaker 4: Super Bowl and flow vegas off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, benzos don't count as a relapse. So I will
Speaker 1: tell your sister in law. Yeah, I got anxiety, brother. Okay,
Speaker 1: bad Larry.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm trying to read this. I got my glasses on.
Speaker 4: I sent it in. I sent it in as five favorites,
Speaker 4: two units each, and the Pittsburgh Steelers Pittsburgh Steels is
Speaker 4: my only underdog getting ten.
Speaker 5: Okay, Wait a minute, okay, So you have two units
Speaker 5: on the Browns giving two and a half against the Texans. Correct, correct,
Speaker 5: two units, the Chiefs getting four and a half against
Speaker 5: the Dolphins. Correct, two units, Steelers getting ten against the Bills.
Speaker 4: No, No, one unit on the Steelers, two units on
Speaker 4: the five favorites and one unit on the Steelers.
Speaker 1: And then you have two units on the Cowboys against
Speaker 1: the Packers. Track, two units, Lions giving three to the Rams, yep,
Speaker 1: and two units Eagles giving three to the Buccaneers.
Speaker 4: Right, okay, okay, and then I bet an over. I
Speaker 4: want over in that Kansas City game. And I don't
Speaker 4: know what the line was somewhere around forty four?
Speaker 1: Is it forty four and a half? Kansas City and
Speaker 1: Miami Ray it's at forty four forty four? Layer perfect, Okay.
Speaker 4: I love it now. That Kansas City game that's on
Speaker 4: Paramount this week.
Speaker 1: That's uh no, it's on Peacock. Peacock, you dump some
Speaker 1: kind of thing, Peako.
Speaker 4: Okay. If the NFL fixes games, that's the one they're
Speaker 4: going to fix for Camp.
Speaker 1: They're not fixing games.
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you, okay.
Speaker 1: Why would they fix that game?
Speaker 4: Because they need Taylor Swift. They need Tailor to continue
Speaker 4: in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Low was hanging out through just grabbing a hold of it.
Speaker 1: Give me a break, Layer, Larry. Do you read like
Speaker 1: the National Inquirer stuff like that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Believe I mean.
Speaker 4: Where I get my news?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I do believe you when you say you
Speaker 1: don't read anything. But I'm just curious.
Speaker 3: Have you heard about Stephen Hawking?
Speaker 1: Larry?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: First off, if you get attacked by Stephen Hawking, that's
Speaker 1: got to be on you, right, I mean, and you
Speaker 1: would think you got it just walk away from Wait,
Speaker 1: Stephen Hawking is dead. Oh yeah, but when he wasn't
Speaker 1: he was on Epstein Island doing bad ship Danny. What Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like camped in my room.
Speaker 6: He actually apparently he was a bit of a player
Speaker 6: off the island too.
Speaker 1: They made a movie about him, didn't they. Yeah. A
Speaker 1: beautiful mind. Yeah, a beautiful girl too. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't a beautiful mind for Steven.
Speaker 3: I think it was a dirty mind.
Speaker 1: I saw that on Skinemax. Okay, is the podcast up
Speaker 1: and rolling? Yeah? We did so last night. It got weird, weird. Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah it's out there. Be careful.
Speaker 5: Okay, go to Shae and Shae in Irving. Not Shae
Speaker 5: and Irving.
Speaker 1: Who is Irving that I'm hanging out with? Who I had?
Speaker 1: People say, I literally listen to a lot.
Speaker 5: It's like, uh, Shae and Irving, and I go, No,
Speaker 5: in Irving. That's when I first met you. You were
Speaker 5: you were in Irving, Texas.
Speaker 3: I was the multiple personality disort of throws people off.
Speaker 1: No, it's just manic episodes here and there. You know,
Speaker 1: the meds don't work when you drink heavily, Danny, So
Speaker 1: you become a different parton you don't drink anymore. No,
Speaker 1: but when you drink heavily, the meds don't work, the
Speaker 1: anti psychotics don't mix well with the booze, and then
Speaker 1: you just turn into somebody else and you take a
Speaker 1: run and you wake up the next day in Denton, Texas. Uh,
Speaker 1: over under and overpass wondering how the hell you got there?
Speaker 5: You were under an overpass or over and underpass under
Speaker 5: and make it a whole lot of friends.
Speaker 1: Hey, come back to my place.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Marvin Well Shae, make it the podcast if
Speaker 5: we if we do it in Vegas, well he make
Speaker 5: it to set.
Speaker 1: I'll sleep there. Yeah, I'll just sleep on set.
Speaker 3: You're gonna wake up like a Carls Junior off the
Speaker 3: strip somewhere.
Speaker 1: I mean, no. Vegas has gotten weird, like the twenty
Speaker 1: four hours since the pandemic, the twenty four hour food
Speaker 1: and drinking shit has really really come down. It used
Speaker 1: to be you could get a whole lot of weird
Speaker 1: shit done at four in the morning. Now you got
Speaker 1: if you get it done around midnight. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: lock it up by midnight.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, Ray, what if we put like an Apple
Speaker 6: tag on you airtage.
Speaker 1: That's good content. Find me down at the els, find
Speaker 1: me down a free mop. Baby getting weird. Huh you
Speaker 1: ever been to the El Cortes. I saw a knife
Speaker 1: fight in the parking lot in the El Cortez about
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven. It was wild. What's the elk Cortes.
Speaker 1: It's a casino down downtown. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: around anymore. Okay, with knife fights and cocaine everywhere you
Speaker 1: go around there. Did you go to Olympic Garden? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not me. I went to Uh. I went there a
Speaker 1: Jason Jombie no ship and his girlfriend at the time
Speaker 1: now his wife. How much testosterone did he have shoved
Speaker 1: in the thigh? He he uh. He was fun to
Speaker 1: hang out with, I really was. I got walked out
Speaker 1: of Binions at six in the morning on like a Thursday.
Speaker 1: I remember that. I got asked to never come back
Speaker 1: to Binyons. They had an outdoor crafts table. Its like
Speaker 1: indoor outdoor. Yeah, and my buddy was rolling dice. Larry,
Speaker 1: if you need to go for lunch, you can go
Speaker 1: to Rais and go to lunch.
Speaker 4: I'm my way in airport.
Speaker 1: Then, oh that's.
Speaker 5: Right, you're taking your sister law. Okay, all right, well
Speaker 5: good luck this good good luck this weekend.
Speaker 4: Thanks then I have fun.
Speaker 1: Guys, all right, that's bad. That's bad Larry, just because
Speaker 1: he sits there, and then I just let him go
Speaker 1: on his way.
Speaker 3: I forgot about him entirely.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, uh okay, that's it. Uh anything else that
Speaker 5: needs to be mentioned here, I didn't think so.
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