WEBVTT - Episode 101: Business Trip 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the kitchen. 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.520 Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:14.520 love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.360 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.759 Bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.440 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:33.559 Sometimes the things we talk about before we start the 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:38.879 show or more interesting than the show itself. Larry, what 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:39.879 what has happened to you? 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.839 It's Bad's a little three week stretch here, Dan. 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:46.680 We were talking about maybe you would get thirty. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:51.400 Units by the end of the season. Yeah, you're down 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:56.880 to plus three units. Uh, Shay is plus fourteen, Dyl. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.960 Shay is the only one a plotting for Shay. Dylan 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:02.800 is up. He won three units last week. He's up 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.119 plus twenty. How about a round of applause? 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:07.160 Rightfully? 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:08.720 Yes? 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:12.080 About the tunnel so bad, Larry, No, we're not talking 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:13.360 about tunnels in New York. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.240 That should be the only thing to talk about, Danny. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:16.400 No, the Holland tunnel. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:20.319 Open up the group jet, Dan tell us what you 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.000 know now, Okay. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:30.520 Larry, you want to say you've lost seventeen units over the. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:31.880 Seventeen units over three weeks? Yeah, giants wrong, Yeah, I'm 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.560 playoffs are starting now, Dan, I'm good. How is Medalist? 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:39.520 By the way, the subject? Why are you changing the subject? 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.840 No, I said, it's been a bad three weeks. You're 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:44.679 supposed to change the subject new day. 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:45.000 Damn. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:50.440 I played golf at Metalist in Florida Beautiful last Friday 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:55.920 and Saturday. That's Tiger Woods's home course. I did not 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:56.720 go to Perkins. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:00.000 Should I? No? You should? I heard there's some good 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.600 telling her I'm married, Danny. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.240 Well, it's actually questionable talent. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:07.400 I think if you remember eager Town, I'm not married 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:11.160 the way you're married. The roommate and I are on 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:15.359 much better ground right now, Danny. So you are truly 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:19.760 day to day Oh yeah, yeah, hold hour. So she 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:23.400 really laid into me last night about how I do nothing, No, 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:24.600 I wish yeah. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:26.880 Perkins every day? 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.960 Yeah, about how I do nothing at the house with 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:35.040 the kids, no bedtime, no bathtime, no nothing. And then 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.360 I sleep in in the morning and they you know, 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.760 they wake me up at like eight eight fifteen because 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.799 they were going to school, daddy vibe, Yeah, I see 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:46.000 you later. And uh so she got back from dropping 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:47.480 them off and she was like, you don't do shit 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:51.880 are out here except you know, exist and make money. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.000 That's what I do. And you just hang out with 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.760 the kids all day. So as far as the trade 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.320 off goes, if the roles were reversed, well I don't. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:04.919 I'm not biologically predisposed to being a caretaker, Danny. That's 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:09.200 because I'm a man. The roommate is a female assigned 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:14.840 to birth hashtag twenty twenty four, and she's predisposed to 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.239 take care of kids. That's all there is to it. Okay, yeah, 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.640 why didn't she understand that? Well, she get you know, 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:24.200 there's cycles with women, Danny, there's a ten days a month. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:28.359 I lose. The logic just escapes the entire house because 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.360 of the moon cycles and the way the waves crash in. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:35.800 And when when does it work against you for her 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.880 to understand you. You're saying ten days? What about her 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.760 looking at you trying to understand y, She'll lose twenty 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:46.440 eighth thirty for sure. I still losing ten Danny. All Right, 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.480 it's hard. Okay, back to what bad Larry. I ran 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.560 into somebody who knew Bad Larry at this golf course 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.960 in Florida. No, yes, yeah. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.880 Guys said, hey, you know you know John Nolan. I 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.280 said yeah, and I assumed that if you knew John 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.880 Nolan played basketball at Providence and he was Larry's roommate. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:08.040 So then he goes, how's bad Larry. I said, he's 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.800 doing all right? So that that that's a Wall Street 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.720 guy that I think lives down there in West Palm. 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.840 To the man, No, I know badir No, he's doing 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:17.480 it right. Yeah. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.600 Oh it was before this weekend. 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:24.200 Yeah are you? 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.520 Uh? Yeah, So somebody said hello to you, some guy 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.240 named Sean I think his name is. 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:37.360 I got a text that uh is DP here and 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:39.480 I said, not with me. I assumed he meant down 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.960 here at the shore. And he goes, he texted me 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:45.440 back no medalist. Yeah no, no, it's Mike Mike Samberger. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.880 Oh okay, Oh do you guy? 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:49.320 That's why I hate O do you? 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:50.239 Okay? Wow? 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.000 Uh well, this is a left turn I never should 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.000 have taken, but I apologize to the audience. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.000 Okay, well how'd you play? 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.120 Dan? Uh? I played? Okay? 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:03.480 For your handicaps body Uh, well, they gave me an 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:08.880 eight point seven and but I lost money as an 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.839 eight point seven. Yeah, but had fun. Didn't see Tiger, 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.560 didn't see Ricky, didn't see any you know, celebrities. Just 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.719 a bunch of guys who made a shipload of money. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:22.720 On that's it. That sounds like Florida. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.080 Yeah, celebrities in the eighties. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:27.599 And it seemed so miserable that they go to the 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.200 golf course every day, play golf and then have lunch 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:31.559 and then sit out and drink. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:34.600 And I I'm not ready for that. Why not? 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:35.320 Sounds amazing? 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.360 No? I did it for two days. I'm like, uh no, 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:44.400 hanging out in Florida. No, not not into it. I 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:48.480 can't retire, No, yeah, I understand that I can't. For you, 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.320 I could retire yesterday, yeah yeah yeah. But then you'd 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.600 have to spend a lot of time at home. No no, no, no, no, 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:57.599 I'd be a traveling salesman. U wink wink. Get a 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:04.520 second family, No problem, Okay, Perkins. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:08.480 Here are the odds for Bill Belichick where he'll coach 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.080 next season, in case anybody wants to do a futures 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:14.600 on this. The Chargers plus two hundred, the Falcons plus 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:19.160 five hundred, Commanders plus six hundred. Anybody want a piece 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:22.760 of any of those? Shay, you gotta lay in the 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:26.640 horrorball angle too. You gotta factor that in, all right, 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:30.960 because that is either the Rams Bears didn't fire Eberflus 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:35.960 or whatever the is, whatever Indianapolis possibility. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:39.280 No, oh yeah, no they did. Well, they don't care. 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:43.960 They don't care. Harbor, He's a Michigan man, doesn't matter. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.960 Shane Steiken, I think he's going to the Rams. Harball's gone. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:50.240 He's gone. He's going to the Rams. I think he's 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.960 going to the Chargers. I'm sorry, Chargers. Okay, all right, 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:59.440 so Harball's gone. Are you doing a futures on this? No? Okay, Dylan, 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:00.000 what about you? 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.520 Well, my inclination is kind of say, not a head coach. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:08.240 At plus seven hundred, I can see him riding off 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:09.960 of the sunset, except for the fact that I have 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.440 a theory that he wants to do the Brady and 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.640 go to another team, see if he can rip off 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.040 one super Bowl and then kind of end that he 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:17.720 was waiting for the. 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.040 Cowboys to bow out in the open. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:22.200 And that's the tale as old as time. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.160 Would you take Belichick coach. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.760 Okay, okay, would you root for the Cowboys to lose 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.080 so you could get Bill Belichick? 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.400 No? Absolutely not no, No, the fat man's my man. 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:37.200 We're riding since when there's a playoff storry if you 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:40.320 knew you could get Belichick, but you have to lose 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.080 to the Packers. No, you would not do that. No. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:44.840 If I could get Jesus Christ on the cross, I 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.560 wouldn't root for the Cowboys to lose. It don't matter what. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:49.480 Huh. 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.000 Yeah, the Cowboys got to win every single game for 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.920 me to be normal and happy. Yes, Marvin, if the 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.480 Cowboys go to the super Bowl? Is Shay humming to Vegas? 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:01.040 Oh? 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:06.560 Danny, I got the newsletter? Okay, yeah? Are you Is 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.360 there a chance you're coming out to Vegas? Uh? If 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:12.680 you invite me, I'm coming yeah. Oh yeah, Oh Dan, 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:17.680 that'll be a business triplets that ship writing off everything? 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:20.680 How do you write off cocaine? How does that? 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.840 What fuel costs? 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:29.560 Okay, rocket fuel? I'm inviting you to the super Bowl. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:32.320 I'll be there, Danny, Okay, don because we'll do the 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.800 gambling podcast there in Vegas. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.040 You'all don't know me in Vegas. Well, just show up 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:42.920 for Thursday, and I land and I disappear. I'm gone, bad, Larry. 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:44.520 Do you want to join us in Vegas for the 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:45.040 Super Bowl? 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:46.400 No? 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:46.680 Damn? 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:52.200 Okay, wow, all right, thanks. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.200 That's a smartist ship you've said all year. Okay, so 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:59.479 nobody bat Larry. Do you have a future's bet On Belichick? 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:00.720 Great coaches. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.559 We're talking about it this morning. He's seventy four or something. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.080 He should reach seventy seventy two. He said, how old 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.199 his wife? Though, that's really how you measure a man. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:12.079 He doesn't have a wife. He did they got divorce now? 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.520 No, no, Jordan the all time record. 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.160 Yeah, so he's got a coach. No, he didn't get married. 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:18.600 He was just dating her. 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:20.040 So he's hunting. 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:21.040 Well, I don't know. 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:24.360 If he's he might go to Dallas. Well he could 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:28.880 go down Chargers. No, no, Dallas fancy over the La 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:32.600 hippies all day every day. So bad, Larry. You don't 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:33.600 want to bet on this. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.160 I don't want to bet on it. We were talking, 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:38.760 we said this morning, the consensus was Atlanta. But I 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.360 want to If I was him, I would retire, obviously, 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:43.160 I would retire. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:49.560 Started working. Yeah, you got to work to retire, Larry. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.880 It's just so, Yeah, he should retire and enjoy the 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.679 rest of his life. He doesn't. He's not making a 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.000 hundred like I am. 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.920 Oh to the age of right. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.480 Yeah, I thought you were talking about you making money 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:04.560 and you're not doing that. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.560 Dylan. You want to recap anything from last week? 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:14.880 Yeah? Nice? Nice little five and two Michigan. That was 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:15.719 that was locked up. 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.679 So you got the under and you had Michigan given 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:22.600 four and a half. Yeah, all right, congratulations bad Larry. 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.920 Anything that you would like to recap from another dismal weekend? 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.320 I just I just hate horror Buck so much. I 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.959 had to bet against Michigan and that that game was over. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:33.800 That was over in the first quarter. 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:38.280 Well not technically seven point game at halftime. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.959 Yeah yeah, I mean they did have opportunities, But I 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.640 don't think that's a great gambling philosophy that you hate 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:46.120 somebody so you bet against them. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:50.000 Yeah, it's true, but I I will admit I do 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:50.400 do that. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:54.199 Also, you do do all right? Uh shay, you got 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:58.000 anything you want to recap? Uh nfl corn hol Me, Danny. Yeah, again, 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.000 it's just dirt bag ship. But you Michigan, you gave 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.520 the points. You had the under as well. Yeah, Pennix 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:08.439 junior sandbag and some of a bitch said every single incompletion, incompletion, 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.600 How the hell he hit every single forty yard bomb 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.360 against Longhorns and then he couldn't hit a freaking right 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:17.000 side of a barn when it comes to Michigan A bullshit? 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:17.520 All right. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.920 That leads us to bets for this week, and Dylan 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:22.679 leading the charge. I'll let you start. 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.600 Out, all right, that actually really quick. I don't want 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.600 a sand bag Larry too much. But he did put 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.040 five units on the Eagles money line against the Giants 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:30.079 last week we kind of. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:39.280 Two and a half. Yeah, yeah, that that high risk. Yeah, okay, 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:43.120 uh Dylan, Yes, this week, here we go. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:46.600 I got a bet on every game, Dan, Yes, naturally, 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.840 I'm going Texans plus two and a half against the Browns, 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:54.679 Dolphins plus four and a half against the Chiefs, and 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.720 I'm also going to put a unit on Dolphins money line. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.720 Everyone and their mother has been talking about how cold 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.120 it's gonna be the Dolphins or ZH and ten and 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.480 games under whatever, blah blah blah. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:09.480 So I'm going the opposite. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:14.040 Okay, all right, I'm taking Bills minus ten against the Stillers. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:15.160 No, t J. 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:18.520 Watt, that's unfortunate for them, but I think I would 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.640 still take that regardless. Okay, Packers plus seven and a half 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.240 against the Cowboys, and I'm also going to sprinkle a 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.120 unit on Packers money line. 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:31.960 Yes, that's right, bitch, that's right. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:37.560 I'm going with raised Lions minus three against the Rams. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:42.480 I know the public's all over the Rams thus far. Uh, 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.160 Eagles minus three against the Bucks, and people have been, 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:47.959 I mean rightfully so and very down on. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.360 The Eagles after what they lose four of the last five. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.920 Oh my god, and that Giants game like that was 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.439 like watching a porno for me, Danny, that I mean, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:00.559 that was beautiful. It was pretty great. Wasn't watch aus 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:09.199 shit and slow anything else related or no? 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.959 No, So Eagles mins three against the Bucks and then 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:13.880 Packers Cowboys. 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:14.760 Under fifty and a half. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:15.480 Okay. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:21.600 Oh, and I have two golf season dan, Okay, Tony Open. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.640 Now that this doesn't count towards your NFL total. 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:27.240 But these are just two bets that I'll be making. Okay, 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.920 will Zalatorus, he's back in action. Top ten plus six 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:35.600 hundred and a Batilla top ten plus six. 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:37.160 D man, did he faded last week? 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:40.680 He was rolling to through moving day and then just. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:44.440 Faded the last day. I think he was in the 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:47.320 final group. I don't think they showed any of his 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.120 shots for the first like sixteen holes. 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:50.240 Yeah, he just tanked them. 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:56.720 Gonzo, Okay, Shay, your turn, Yeah fighting Matt Stafford's plus 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.560 three against Detroit. I got Joe flat go laying two 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.280 and a half against the Texans. I love it. I 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:02.920 love that bet. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:04.920 He's perfect in the playoffs. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:08.080 I mean older than you. I don't know how old 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:11.600 is is he? Like thirty eight? Three? Ye? Well I'm 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.800 older than him. If he's thirty eight, Okay. 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:16.920 Jesus get out there. 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:22.440 What happened to me? I know I missed a few 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:23.560 years in between. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.360 And Joe Flacco has like seven kids, doesn't he. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.440 He's one of the He's a big family, same family, 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:34.200 I think, so same womb. Yeah, I don't I guess. Yeah, 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.040 he's got about sac the same woman. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:37.160 He should look like? 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:38.640 How many coming kids? He gun? Ready? 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:39.640 He's got five kids? 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:44.920 Section or vaginal. I think they don't know that they should. 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:50.720 They don't should. They don't tell you that they should. Okay, Okay, 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.560 here we go. Which one Bill's Larry is still there. 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.080 I'm still here, okay, having my lovely sister in law 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:58.680 of the airport. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.880 It's some benzo procession. Let's get some zana. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:07.080 You can make a killing flipping those at the airport. 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:09.320 Too, Dude. They're at least six bucks now. When I 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.080 was going up, there were three dollars I got. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:15.240 Anyway, continue uh Bill's minus ten laying the ten. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.240 Absolutely, I got the Philly Tampa over. I am going 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.400 to add the Cowboys laying seven and a half. I 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.120 think the Cowboys are going to dominate because Mike McCarthy 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.960 has been stress eating calories and cheese curds all week. 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:31.160 Folks in on this redemption story. Okay, yes, Ray. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.480 Nine years ago today, Daz caught it. That was nine 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:35.520 years ago today. 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:40.720 Yep. Do you know what that did to my life, Danny? No, 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:43.720 I went on a ten day bender after that, only 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:48.440 ten like at least ten like that reality didn't match perception, 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.400 so I thought I had to reset the clock, and 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:55.200 I waded into a pool of drugs and abuse for 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.880 over a week. It ruined my life. Danny and you 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:02.160 were married at the time, with the roommate. Any kids, 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:07.520 Uh No, the roommate was pregnant, and you disappeared. Disappeared 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:10.640 that happened with all three pregnancies. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.880 Yes, right, was that worse than Jared Cook? Or was 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:17.720 Jared Cook worse? 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.080 That was worse than Jared Cook for sure? Well, Dez, 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.680 that was a horrible call, horrible ball. He made a 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:27.280 football move. He made a fucking football move, period, full stop. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.520 Made a football embarrassing and everybody to talk about the Cowboys. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:33.520 You get all these fucking calls, you get all that ship. 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.400 First off, Michael Parsons ain't had a holding call against 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.520 him in thirty six fucking quarters a b. Dez caught 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.520 the fucking ball. Leave me the fuck alone. I might 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:44.680 as well check back into rehab today because you got 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.240 me fired up. Well, then you might miss the game 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.880 this weekend. He got TV in rehab, the rehabs I 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:51.280 go to. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:57.640 Only the nicest line ship brother, Okay, all right, and 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:58.520 that brings. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:01.880 Us to It's fantastic. How long as the long as 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.879 you were in rehab? Uh, well it depends if you 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:08.040 count the halfway house on top of the rehab, that 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:12.800 would be four months. So halfway house was extensions. Yeah, 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.719 ninety days in the halfway the house, twenty eight day inpatient, 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:19.520 then ninety days, and then you you're supposed to you know, 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:23.680 just I don't know live after that. But how prevalent 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:28.480 are drugs in rehab? Very prevalent? My counselor. You know, 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.800 it's a twelve step program and your counselor is supposed 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:32.600 to be your best friend and all other shit. My 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:35.879 counselor drove a Lincoln Mark eight and he ended up 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:40.760 smoking crack while I was in rehab, after I told 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.520 him all the shit I did before rehab. So you 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:47.080 tell this counselor all your secrets. Next thing you know, 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:50.040 he's smoking crack and trolling for girls on East Main. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.440 It was probably that was just that was the second 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:54.920 time I went to rehab. That wasn't even the first. 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.960 That was that was a second. But you're not drinking 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:01.120 now you're out on the wagon. No back on it, Dan, Yep, great, 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:07.160 I like it. That leads us to bad Larry, Larry, Okay, 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.760 were you laughing at or with Shay with his rehab story. 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.080 Yeah, I'm I'm just feeling bad for my man. Say, 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:15.359 I hope he gets the ship together. 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:19.199 Can you be my sponsor? Larry? Yeah? Well, you go 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:20.720 through the twelve steps Jersey Shore. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:22.520 Why don't you come to the Jersey Shore for the 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.280 Super Bowl and flow vegas off? 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.600 Yeah, benzos don't count as a relapse. So I will 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:30.479 tell your sister in law. Yeah, I got anxiety, brother. Okay, 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:31.040 bad Larry. 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.600 Okay, I'm trying to read this. I got my glasses on. 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.960 I sent it in. I sent it in as five favorites, 0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:45.720 two units each, and the Pittsburgh Steelers Pittsburgh Steels is 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:47.360 my only underdog getting ten. 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:50.720 Okay, Wait a minute, okay, So you have two units 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:55.760 on the Browns giving two and a half against the Texans. Correct, correct, 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:58.200 two units, the Chiefs getting four and a half against 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:02.879 the Dolphins. Correct, two units, Steelers getting ten against the Bills. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.840 No, No, one unit on the Steelers, two units on 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:09.320 the five favorites and one unit on the Steelers. 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:11.560 And then you have two units on the Cowboys against 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:16.920 the Packers. Track, two units, Lions giving three to the Rams, yep, 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:19.760 and two units Eagles giving three to the Buccaneers. 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:24.119 Right, okay, okay, and then I bet an over. I 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:26.600 want over in that Kansas City game. And I don't 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:29.120 know what the line was somewhere around forty four? 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:32.000 Is it forty four and a half? Kansas City and 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:37.400 Miami Ray it's at forty four forty four? Layer perfect, Okay. 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:40.800 I love it now. That Kansas City game that's on 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:42.040 Paramount this week. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.520 That's uh no, it's on Peacock. Peacock, you dump some 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:47.120 kind of thing, Peako. 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:49.880 Okay. If the NFL fixes games, that's the one they're 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:50.560 going to fix for Camp. 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:53.040 They're not fixing games. 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.240 I'm just telling you, okay. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:57.800 Why would they fix that game? 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:00.840 Because they need Taylor Swift. They need Tailor to continue 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:01.520 in the playoffs. 0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:03.800 Low was hanging out through just grabbing a hold of it. 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:06.320 Give me a break, Layer, Larry. Do you read like 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:08.479 the National Inquirer stuff like that? 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:08.639 No? 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:10.360 Believe I mean. 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:14.480 Where I get my news? 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:17.119 Yeah, so I do believe you when you say you 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:19.080 don't read anything. But I'm just curious. 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:20.480 Have you heard about Stephen Hawking? 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:20.879 Larry? 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:21.280 Oh? 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:23.760