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Speaker 1: All Media.

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Speaker 2: Donna Frogs Donna, Hello everyone, and welcome tickles on Media

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Speaker 2: book Club, the only Donna Frogs that frogs at Don

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Speaker 2: and I am sort of your host Margaret Kiljoy, but

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Speaker 2: not really, because I'm not Margaret Kiljoy at all. I'm

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Speaker 2: spite and I'm just trying to survive and also overthrow

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Speaker 2: as many governments as possible. But who I am not

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Speaker 2: trying to overthrow is our game master. Who's Jason Bowman?

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Speaker 3: Hi? Well, not yet anyway, Hi everybody. I'm Jason Bowman.

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Speaker 3: I'm the director of Games at PISO, and I am

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Speaker 3: the game master for this amazing group of adventurers as

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Speaker 3: we play through Don of Frogs.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I've tricked you to get in your own modules

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Speaker 2: name wrong.

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Speaker 3: Down of the Frogs.

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Speaker 2: I knew that, saverning you.

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Speaker 3: I am gonna hear about that. Anyway. Today we're gonna

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Speaker 3: be picking up the third night of Dawn of the Frogs.

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Speaker 3: This night is called the Dirt for Dunmyre, which was

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Speaker 3: actually the original name, my original working title for this adventure. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna get right to that. When we last left,

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Speaker 3: are intrepid band of adventurers four, Well, I would call

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Speaker 3: you heroes, but I'm not sure that's appropriate. But to

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Speaker 3: the people of Bogbottom you are certainly heroes. The four

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Speaker 3: of you washed ashore near this tiny swamp village where

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Speaker 3: you were dropped off by a ship's captain because you

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Speaker 3: couldn't pay for passage, and you found yourself penniless. In

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Speaker 3: this small swamp town. There you learned of their plights.

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Speaker 3: There are many plights, including missing villagers. Where you first

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Speaker 3: earned a name with these folks, you ventured out to

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Speaker 3: that had been taken captive by a pair of Boggarts.

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Speaker 3: Boggarts being senioned frog people. These Boggarts, however, seemed to

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Speaker 3: some strange form of fungus mush that muddled their thoughts,

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Speaker 3: because even when you brought the villagers back, they did

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Speaker 3: not seem to remember their life in town and only

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Speaker 3: wanted to return and help the Boggards with their great work.

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Speaker 3: In the past couple sessions, you ventured out again, been

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Speaker 3: to the Dunmyer Swamp to find three ingredients needed by Ladrusa,

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Speaker 3: ventured out. You treated with a fungus leshy to get

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Speaker 3: some mushrooms, You battled some flies atop a hill to

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Speaker 3: to retrieve some rare flowers. But on the way back

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Speaker 3: you were assaulted by Tutusk, a legendary predator of the swamp,

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Speaker 3: a giant slurk which is a giant, monstrous toad covered

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Speaker 3: and dragged you down into the depths. But through your

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Speaker 3: heroic action to you were victorious and made it back

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Speaker 3: to town to cure the villagers of their plight. Ldrissa went

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Speaker 3: to quick work brewing the potion to save the villagers,

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Speaker 3: and after giving it to them, they quickly calmed their

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Speaker 3: fever breaking and their memories slowly returned. The only thing

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Speaker 3: asked to go work on something called the Great Work.

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Speaker 3: You don't know what that is, but it certainly has

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Speaker 3: we left off. At that moment, the town was celebrating,

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Speaker 3: and before we get started with the game itself, why

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Speaker 3: introduce themselves and their characters. We'll start with you.

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Speaker 4: Hazel him my name, Miss Hazel Aakeisha. I used them,

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Speaker 4: and today I am playing a sister Merger gone Bo,

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Speaker 3: Fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Iow you're up, Hale and Limmett, all you noble heroes

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Speaker 1: out there in audio Land. My name is Io, and

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Speaker 1: I am very sick. I've got big pox, but I'm

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Speaker 1: don't we, folks, Yes, we most certainly do.

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Speaker 2: Margaret, I am Margaret, and I am playing the role

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Speaker 2: strong moral code. That pretty much means that every prison

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Speaker 3: Indeed, Robert, round us out.

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Speaker 5: I'm Robert, I'm playing Trent. I'm an alchemist and expert

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Speaker 5: bomb maker, and I'm just now realizing I left like

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Speaker 5: it was a pretty long wick. I'm sure he got

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Speaker 3: There was a fire off show. You saw the smoke staff,

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Speaker 3: but you're sure it's nothing. Probably unrelated as fast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's catch on fire all the time, right.

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Speaker 1: In my experience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I wanted to get off constantly. So

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Speaker 2: I've only been sailing once in real life and the

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Speaker 2: mast broke, And so I am convinced that the mast

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Speaker 2: breaks one hundred percent of times to go sailing. This

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Speaker 2: is the way that math works.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, That does explain why so many boat rides end

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Speaker 1: That's the way the mass works, all of them.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's been two days since the captured villagers were

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Speaker 3: In response, the town elder sent scouting parties to try

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Speaker 2: You know, I bet this sounds like I'm cursing, but

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Speaker 3: There are some folks who have wondered whether or not

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Speaker 2: Maybe a great work.

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Speaker 3: It could be a great work. Yes, indeed, so, a

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Speaker 3: Everyone is kind of going to hear what they have

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Speaker 2: I think we should go and hear what they have

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Speaker 1: I love to hear what they have to say.

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Speaker 3: I'm thrilled that you're following the obvious clue that the

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Speaker 2: Well, now I have to be oppositional. Hold on, forget it.

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Speaker 1: But what's that over there?

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Speaker 2: What if we steal a boat some sort of an

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Speaker 4: I have to go serve soup. I'm sorry, it's my

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Speaker 3: That's fair. Yeah, A damn, that's what the buggers are building,

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Speaker 3: A massive damn made for mud, wood and stone, reports

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Speaker 2: I know it sounds like they're cursing, but actually damn

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Speaker 3: Right, grave looks passed between the village elders before Amelia Arthrona,

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Speaker 3: the oldest member of the council, replies, do you think

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Speaker 3: We do, replies the scout leader. It appears they've clogged

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Speaker 3: A hush falls over the crowd. Elder Earthrona's cool, compassionate

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Speaker 3: four of you. Seems we may need your help one

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Speaker 3: last time. The damn must be destroyed before the rising

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Speaker 2: All I hear it's for the salmon too, We destroyed

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those delicious swamp salmon. So the townsparker gathered here,

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Speaker 3: the scouts are here. The four of you are kind

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Speaker 3: looked at you, and the leader of the scout says, well,

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Speaker 3: I can give you a map that'll lead you right

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Speaker 3: that will take you more than a day to get there.

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Speaker 2: Well, who attacked you? Because I feel like the path

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Speaker 2: that you took. I'm sure you all pick the best

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Speaker 3: The bar good spotted us and immediately gave chase. We

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Speaker 5: I don't know, guys, are we sure we want to

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Speaker 4: Ha?

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Speaker 2: I thought you could trust all adults who aren't imprisoning people.

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Speaker 3: Good sir, I am a master scout, not a scout master.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a different story. Yeah, that's a real different thing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: quite in spite, we will talk about that later. Wait,

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Speaker 1: was it Amelia was talking to us?

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Speaker 3: Amelia Amelia Rona is one of the town elders. You've

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Speaker 3: but Amelia has been kind of leading the town as

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Speaker 1: Okay, I like reach up and put my paw on

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Speaker 1: Amelia's shoulder, and I say don't worry. We'll go get

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Speaker 1: everybody back. We'll blow up the dam, and we will

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Speaker 1: choke the rivers with their dead.

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Amelia says, well, if you feel that it is the

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Speaker 3: only way forward, I would hate it to come to violence.

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Speaker 3: The Awkwards have always been our friends, but crust.

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Speaker 5: May, ma'am, whenever we get involved, we're choking the rivers

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Speaker 5: with somebody's dead.

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Speaker 1: Look, it's getting it damned one way or another. It

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Speaker 1: might as well be on our turns with corpses, you know.

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Speaker 3: I mean it is likely they seem to be intent

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Speaker 3: upon flooding us all and causing us great harm.

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Speaker 1: Right the harm, et cetera.

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Speaker 5: That means it's nobody's fault, certainly not ours. Let's get

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Speaker 5: to work, gang.

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Speaker 2: So we shouldn't try to talk to them. We should

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Speaker 2: just what if they let us blow up the dam?

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Speaker 1: Now that's interesting.

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Speaker 2: I heard about these festivals where people build these elaborate

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Speaker 2: But then they burn it down or blow it up themselves,

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Speaker 2: And so maybe maybe they want to blow this up,

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Speaker 2: and maybe we be them.

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Speaker 3: The Master Scout looks at you and says, I doubt it.

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Speaker 1: Can we light mud and stone on fire? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: That I need to hear.

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Speaker 3: The Master Scout says, ah, I knew we had the

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Speaker 1: We're heroes, I suppose we are.

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Speaker 3: Now. We spotted at least four villagers working the dam.

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Speaker 2: We kidnap the villagers and we bring them back here. Ladrusa,

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Speaker 3: L Drusa says grend Total there are eight missing. I

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Speaker 1: What are your six favorite villagers.

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Speaker 3: I will provide you a ranked list of the six

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Speaker 3: that I suggest you saving. The other two just gently

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Speaker 1: It's just what. It's just what Squash hears. We go

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Speaker 3: Can we get back to the jug band. That's just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, so there's at least six probably enemies,

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Speaker 3: Yes, some of the bargards are guarding a bridge that

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Speaker 2: What if we get the guards to give us chase

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Speaker 3: That may work.

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Speaker 2: You can throw bombs at them.

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Speaker 5: Well, we could also we could set explosives. There's this

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Speaker 3: Kind of Yeah, so Trance invented land mines.

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Speaker 1: Sure you say there's a dock as a bottom of

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Speaker 1: what I like to call a boat bomb. Let's build

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Speaker 2: Where will we be if the boat's gonna explode.

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Speaker 1: Oh we'll be It will be elsewhere.

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Speaker 2: How does the boat get there?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay without us.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm more of like an ideas guy.

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Speaker 3: Just what the adventure needs? More ideas guys? Ladrusa says,

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Speaker 3: I can have the antidote ready for you in just

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Speaker 2: Leadrews, I have a really important question that's absolutely related

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Speaker 3: Ldrusa looks at you and says, yes, we're uh, you

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Speaker 3: he didn't give it. Yeah, some merchants do offer to

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, okay, all right, so should we just wait

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Speaker 1: I go into a town and anyone who wants to

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Speaker 1: come with me will do like a like a fashion

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Speaker 1: show montage. I'm getting a new cloak, and everyone's standing

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Speaker 1: outside of the stall and like shaking their heads. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I come out with a big purple feather boa.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I come out with like a king's cape.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: And then I come out with just basically the outfit

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Speaker 1: I was on, and everyone's like, yes, big thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: Hell I am, I'm very excited this happened.

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Speaker 3: You can return to the shops that are in town,

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Speaker 3: the Mudfly Supplies or the Sinking Pony. You can also

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Speaker 3: Pig having a couple of pints.

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Speaker 1: I am going to go try to get more bombs.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, you can make your way back to the

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Speaker 3: Alavinia will gladly sell you lesser. I'll from a fire

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Speaker 3: for three gold apiece.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I will go ahead and get two more of those.

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Speaker 2: Do you want these bug bombs?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 1: How many of those?

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Speaker 2: I have two of them. They're for bugs. I probably

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Speaker 5: You know, my grandpa told me, if you really love something,

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Speaker 5: by those words ever since. So that's my advice to you.

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Speaker 3: That does explain the constant use of explosives. All right,

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Speaker 3: So you went and bought some some malkmus fire. Does

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Speaker 3: life for three gold each.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll take a couple of those.

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Speaker 5: Do I have time to, by the way, remake that

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Speaker 3: So it's been two days since you last return from town,

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh okay, yeah, So everyone now has a plus

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody should have a plus one web.

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Speaker 2: So your spoon can be plus one.

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Speaker 4: Now, oh sick, and that's plus one to hit yeah. Hm,

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Speaker 3: All right. So you've done a little bit of shopping.

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Speaker 3: You bought some healing potions, You've bought some alchemist fire.

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Speaker 3: and yeah, you're pretty much just waiting for Ldrica to

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Speaker 3: You are told that if you leave now, you should

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to a Boggart in town and be like,

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Speaker 2: are you all crepuscular? I'm not sure if that's the

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Speaker 3: Hold on, allow me to google. What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Squash is tugging at his collar.

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Speaker 2: Crepuscular means awake, like, not during the day or night,

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Speaker 4: It's a crepuscular.

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Speaker 3: Uh, he's like or mostly awake during the day.

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Speaker 2: sneaking up to attack them while they're sleeping, which would

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Speaker 2: But I don't know what do you all think? Should

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Speaker 5: We'll ask him what would be the best way to

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Speaker 2: No, people like you? People like you. Also, if anyone's

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Speaker 2: mistreating you, you should let us know, because people shouldn't

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Speaker 1: But if we were going to.

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Speaker 3: Kill you, I didn't do anything. I mean, I did

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Speaker 3: sell you those bug bombs, and I'm not taking aback

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to excuse my friend. She was

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Speaker 1: cursed to have no sense of humor. But we're all

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Speaker 2: And the polite word here is yeah, I'm sort.

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Speaker 1: Of dancing around it. But let's just let you know,

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Speaker 1: ancestry of your ancestry, that pathfinder found a way around

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Speaker 3: Took us quite a bit of work shopping.

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Speaker 2: Well done, like genuinely positive direction.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, Yeah, yeah, we didn't want to go species.

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Speaker 3: It's sounded too technical.

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Speaker 1: How does your ancestry die? Best?

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Speaker 2: I found that if you hit them with a spiked stick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we die pretty much like most soft skins, right,

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 4: You don't have any particular weaknesses.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you were gonna be like lit on fire

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Speaker 5: the worst?

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Speaker 3: What energy type? Would you say that you're the most vulnerable.

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Speaker 1: The most painful deaths? You guys are kind of slippery.

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Speaker 3: If you were, which one would be worse?

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Speaker 4: Can I also offer this frogman soup and say, I

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Speaker 4: apologize for my friends, but I would also like this information. Please.

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Speaker 3: He's like, you'll have to excuse me if I decline

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Speaker 2: No, well we tried.

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Speaker 3: So after a bit of time, the raft is ready,

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the boat's ready and we have the potions.

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Speaker 2: What's our plan again?

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Speaker 4: Well, I think mostly we're going to go and figure

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the scouts have given you kind of a vague

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Speaker 2: So I'm trying to figure out a way to roll

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Speaker 2: that's part of why I'm really exciting.

442
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 3: It's coming. Okay, it's coming. Don't worry about it all right.

443
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 3: Leaving bog Bottom behind, the journey to the dam takes

444
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 3: a little more than a day, so you travel. In fact,

445
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 3: you can probably wait till the morning, because why camp

446
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 3: in the swamp ties to go for an hour and

447
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 3: then camp, so you leave the next morning and make

448
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 3: your way there. You camp once in the swamp, which

449
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 3: is fortunately uneventful. The main danger of this part of

450
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 3: the swamp has been taken care of by the four

451
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 3: of view No. Two tusk to threaten your sleep, and

452
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 3: as a result, you arrive to the spot indicated by

453
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 3: the scouts a few hours after sunrise. The dam is

454
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: a massive edifice of mud, stone and timber stretching between

455
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 3: two squat hills. One hill has sheer sides covered in brambles,

456
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 3: but it's hard to see due to a massive tree

457
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 3: blocking the view. The other hill appears far more approachable,

458
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 3: with a gentle slope leading down to the swamp waters.

459
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 3: A bridge leads from the hill to the top of

460
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 3: the dam. New York Crude watchtower. Near the base of

461
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 3: the dam, there's a small dock with cages and a

462
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 3: door that leads into the dam's interior. Even from a distance,

463
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 3: boggards and villagers can plainly be seen toiling away to

464
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 3: complete the gigantic structure. I'm gonna let you see the

465
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 3: map here, Trent.

466
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: Do you think you could blow up one of those hills?

467
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 4: Oh?

468
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can just predirect the water around it.

469
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a lot of urine, but.

470
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be several weeks peeing into jars. So

471
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 3: I put this map down. The map kind of shows

472
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 3: this large dam structure across the top of it. In

473
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 3: the middle of the dam, there is a watch tower

474
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 3: kind of on the backside, on the opposite side away

475
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 3: from you. That dam is pretty sheer. It doesn't look

476
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 3: like you could like climb it on the side very easily.

477
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: It's probably doable, but it would be very hard, especially

478
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 3: for all four of you to make it. It looks

479
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 3: like the easiest way to get up would be to

480
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 3: take the hill. There's a hilled kind of to the southeast,

481
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 3: and that's what leads up to the bridge. Now, before

482
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 3: you get too far ahead of yourselves. You can see

483
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 3: some boggards and I'm gonna show those to you. You're

484
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 3: on our map, so you can see a pair of

485
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 3: boggards up on top of the dam near the bridge.

486
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 3: You can see a third boggard across the bridge with

487
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: a pair of humans who are working to gather mud

488
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 3: and stones into like giant wicker baskets, probably to take

489
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 3: over to the dam and continue working on it, because

490
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 3: it's clearly not finished.

491
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're not beating the Wickerman allegations here in Jason.

492
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 3: No, that's fair. That's fair. In addition, there is a

493
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,679
Speaker 3: boggard down on the docks with another human who is

494
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 3: currently working on the docks, like working to reinforce the docks.

495
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 3: There's also a cage on the docks that looks like

496
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 3: it has something in it, but you can't really tell

497
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 3: what it is. It's definitely not a human, but it's

498
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 3: kind of a dark shape inside of a wood cage. Now,

499
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 3: the tower that is on the back side of the

500
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 3: dock clearly has some boggets in it, but you can't

501
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 3: really see from this angle. It has a thatched roof

502
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 3: over it, and as a result, it's kind of dark.

503
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: Up there, and you can't really get a good view

504
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,719
Speaker 3: other than the fact that you can occasionally see some movement.

505
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 3: So there's definitely some Boggets up there. Now on the

506
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: other side this other hill, the other side where there

507
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 3: is land, there is a very large tree that goes

508
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: up about forty fifty feet and is in fact taller

509
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 3: than the dam. Could you climb that tree to make

510
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 3: it up onto the dam? Possibly doesn't appear that there's

511
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 3: any Boggarts over there, but there's something strange about the tree.

512
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 3: It looks like it has a fog cloud inside of it.

513
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,959
Speaker 3: But from this distance you can't really tell what's going

514
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: on with that.

515
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: Okay, I have two questions. One, do I know if

516
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: Boggarts have night vision or dark vision room?

517
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? Dark vision is what you're curious about. Yeah they do.

518
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 2: Okay. Two, those eight missing villagers. Sure wish i'd asked

519
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 2: if any of them were Boggarts. There are any way that

520
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 2: I want picked up or gleaned that information. Do you

521
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 2: think that maybe like a list was provided or some

522
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 2: names and some of them are clearly froggy or like

523
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 2: sounding problematic.

524
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ahead and tell you that they did

525
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 3: give you a list and a description for all of them,

526
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 3: and none of them are boggarts.

527
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: This makes this part way easier.

528
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: Wait are you are you holding a blade to their neck? Wait?

529
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 3: Are you a good barge? I don't know, not doing that.

530
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 5: Remember of this group the enemy.

531
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 2: I think that that's actually the basis by which oppression

532
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: is built. I know it seems okay when we're not

533
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 2: the ones with systemic power. But if we.

534
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 5: Okay people with systemica.

535
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: What if the bomb chooses.

536
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 2: Let Melanie out.

537
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, if that's what you want to call the bomb share.

538
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 3: What if the bomb chooses, that's a there's the party's slogan,

539
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 3: Let the bomb choose. So, currently you are pretty far away.

540
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 3: I know it looks like on the map that you're

541
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 3: right on the edge of the map there. You are

542
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 3: not as of yet, You are more like quarter of

543
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 3: a mile away, kind of hiding. You've got your barge

544
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 3: that you were on, kind of up on a small island,

545
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 3: and you're currently just hiding in a bush, you know,

546
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 3: behind some plants and kind of taking a look at

547
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 3: the scene. Now, if you want to know more, if

548
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 3: you have specific questions about what's going on, we can

549
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 3: investigate some of that or you can formulate a plan

550
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 3: based off what you know.

551
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 5: Right now, we know those three are pretty close in

552
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 5: terms of exploding.

553
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: So Trent, only one of those is one of the enemies.

554
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 2: The other two are the people who are trying to

555
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 2: get potions.

556
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: Into Technically, they have potions.

557
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 4: How is the potion administered?

558
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 3: It?

559
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 4: You have to eat it.

560
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: You have to drink it.

561
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, soup, brother, soup, soup.

562
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: Is good food. You know, we didn't even promise, you know,

563
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: we said we're gonna try and get six of these

564
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: bad boys back to the village out of the eight.

565
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: And what is two minus eight or you know exactly?

566
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: I think we should try to rescue all the villagers.

567
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: What oh okay, okay, sounds like a hoo okay. I'm

568
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: just thinking about all the work that's gonna be.

569
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, But if we get them on our side,

570
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 4: then they will also help us do the work.

571
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: I love that.

572
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 4: Plus six, that's ten people. We could keep two people captain.

573
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 4: We can probably even bring some bots.

574
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like counting on my paws and like, bye,

575
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: she's ready. Look at that tree, though, Can I roll

576
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: a perception on the tree?

577
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 3: Sure, go and give me a perception check.

578
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: Mlanie does ask us to always go the hard way

579
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: instead of the easy way, when the hard way is

580
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: what's necessary to get work done.

581
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: Here Mlani speaks in riddles. It's an eleven plus five

582
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: sixteen perception on the tree.

583
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 3: Boy, you can't be certain, but looking at the tree,

584
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 3: you're like, why is there a fog in the tree?

585
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 3: That doesn't make any sense? And you look closer and

586
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 3: you realize it's not fog, it's webs.

587
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh, brother, bug bomb.

588
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 3: The bug bomb might work. That's possible.

589
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 2: I would like to look at the size of the

590
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 2: fortification and to use my lowre warfare to determine the

591
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: size of the garrison.

592
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead and give me a warfare.

593
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Can I have magical guidance on this, Marty?

594
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 4: Sure? Can? You had a plus one for that.

595
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: That's good because I did not roll well. I rolled

596
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: a nine plus three plus one is thirteen.

597
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 3: Well, you can't be certain, but looking at it, you

598
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 3: can tell that there is an entrance into the dam

599
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 3: structure itself on the water line. You would suspect there's

600
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 3: probably an entrance up above as well, because otherwise none

601
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 3: of the Boggarts could get inside unless they took a

602
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 3: raft out to the dam, so there's probably a second entrance.

603
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 3: And looking at the size of the dam and the

604
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 3: fact that I mean, it does get wider and wider

605
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 3: the further down it goes. Boy, if there was barracks

606
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: or quarters inside the dam, there could be a fair

607
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: number of Boggarts in there, maybe as many as twenty.

608
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: I think there might be as many as twenty Boggerts here,

609
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: and so I think we probably shouldn't try to fight

610
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 2: them all.

611
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 4: You and else, you shouldn't try to fight.

612
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 2: The desire to purchase ads. No, the desire to purchase

613
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 2: the things that the ads advertise.

614
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got it.

615
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to resist that.

616
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: It's irresistible. You're going to roll a one on resisting

617
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 2: these products unless they're bad, in which case rolling that twenty.

618
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 3: Here they are. We're back. God, I've bought so many things.

619
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: Gold is doing really well right now, it is.

620
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: It's great.

621
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 3: I bought a lot of gold and some tactical wipes

622
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: and some ready made meals.

623
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 4: I have a lot of my money at the Chimpy casino.

624
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 4: It was too good.

625
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a better call.

626
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: I mean, too many websites on squear space.

627
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: I remember when the ads were going to the forest.

628
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 2: That was a great I missed when that was our advertiser.

629
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: Go into the forest, go into the dark forest at

630
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 2: night alone. It'll be fine anyway, Uh should we Yeah? Okay?

631
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 2: Our options are we go in the front easy way

632
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 2: which has the bad way, or we go on the

633
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 2: dock but then there's a boggert and a person and

634
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: we'll be very seen. Or we go in the spiderweb tree.

635
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: I'm very good at climbing trees. I was the best

636
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: at climbing trees when I was a kid. But it's

637
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: not a competition. Malonie reminds us that it's not a competition.

638
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 2: But if it were a competition, I was the best

639
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 2: at climbing trees, but it wasn't a competition. So I

640
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 2: just was at the top of the tree faster than

641
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 2: everyone else, and that has no moral value. And or

642
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 2: we could also try and sneak around and like come

643
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: around the back of the dam. We could also wait

644
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 2: till night and then like kidnap some of these people

645
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 2: and feed the potions. I don't know, I'm just spitballing here.

646
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: Trent. What's your stelf at pretty good. I am at

647
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: a five. Okay, I'm at a six.

648
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 5: I mean, what if we were to set up some

649
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 5: bombs on the way and then try to lead them

650
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 5: out and then detonate said bombs and then fall upon

651
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 5: them in ambush after they've been exploded.

652
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: So my worry is that if the kidnapped villagers are

653
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: also part of the crew that follows us. I was

654
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: thinking you could throw bombs into the midst of Boggarts

655
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,479
Speaker 2: rather than having trap bombs that you can't pick who

656
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: they affect.

657
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 4: Sounds good to me. Hey, I know it's not as fun.

658
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: I're you sure that these villagers are even good at all.

659
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 1: We've only been in town like a couple of days.

660
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: These guys could be what's good and evil, even what

661
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: is good and evil?

662
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 4: Tell me, we have literally never tried to talk to them.

663
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 4: We don't know what their deal is.

664
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 3: Listen, we got rid of alignment in Pathfinders, so don't

665
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 3: worry about it. Oh, we don't do that anymore. It's

666
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 3: all shades of grain.

667
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 4: But some things are just evil, like fascists and frogs.

668
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and that are indeterminate.

669
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there is something a little odd that you notice.

670
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: It looks like the Boggarts all have some sort of

671
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: red single or symbol on their foreheads. You have not

672
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 3: seen this on any of the other bargas you have encountered.

673
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 4: Are they also being mine in controled? Do I have

674
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 4: to feel bad about killing these fucking frogs?

675
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't know what the symbol is, so

676
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 3: I don't know.

677
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 4: Maybe I have cooking Lord Jason. Does that help?

678
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 3: It doesn't look like a cooking symbol. You don't see

679
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 3: any notation for how many cups or teaspoons of flies

680
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 3: to add?

681
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: Does anyone have arcana or occultism?

682
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 4: I could give you plus one. I've got one to arcana,

683
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 4: but that's it.

684
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 2: Do you want to roll in arcana?

685
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 3: Does nobody have arcana or occultism? You can try religion

686
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 3: as well.

687
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: I do have quite good arcana.

688
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well I have plus seven.

689
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: In religion and I'll take them arcana.

690
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 4: And I'm taking guidance from rastal. Thank you? All right?

691
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 4: That was a ten plus seven plus one is eighteen,

692
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 4: all right, and.

693
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 5: Then for arkana that's an eighteen total thirteen plus five.

694
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 3: So from both of your areas of expertise, you converse

695
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: with each other, ruling out some possibilities, talking about what

696
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 3: some things might be, and that's when you kind of

697
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: figure it out. The symbol that you see on their

698
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 3: forehead is a fiendish room one belonging to Go Gunta.

699
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 3: Go Gunta is a demon lord of swamps and a

700
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 3: patron of evil bondards.

701
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 4: Well, so they're evil, we can mark them.

702
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 3: They are definitely not good guys. These are cultists. These

703
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 3: are boggered cultists. Okay, it's not surprising that the ones

704
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 3: you saw out in the swamp weren't showing off the

705
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 3: symbol that would kind of give away that they were

706
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 3: part of this cult. Those ones were kind of hiding.

707
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 3: But the ones here at the dam are not hiding

708
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 3: their allegiance.

709
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: So let's get some of them to chase Murdy and

710
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 2: I will walk up and ask if they want soup,

711
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: and then when they chase us will run and then

712
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 2: once they're in the woods, it will only be a

713
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: couple of them. Squash and trant attack and any of

714
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 2: the villagers who chase us, we will knock unconscious instead

715
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: of killing, Right, Jason, that's the thing you can do

716
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 2: in this way. You can do non lethal.

717
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can attack people and deal non lethal damage.

718
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 3: If you reduce them to zero with an attack that

719
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 3: does non lethal damage, they're just knocked out.

720
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I might have a spam.

721
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: How does that sound of folks? Okay, you can throw

722
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 2: bombs at the people who chase us.

723
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I appreciate the defeat of like Well, I guess

724
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: we could do that.

725
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 4: I have a spell called command, which does have a

726
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 4: range of thirty feet, so I can hit a bunch

727
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 4: of people. I can command a target to approach, run away,

728
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 4: release what it's holding, or importantly drop prone or stand

729
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 4: in place. It does have to make a will save,

730
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 4: but they're already under effects of like a mushroom, so

731
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 4: I would hope that that affects their their willpower.

732
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 3: So I should note it will only affect one target.

733
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 4: It only affects one target. Yep, Jason, Jess, Yeah, Jason, friend,

734
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 4: since the game is no one's friend.

735
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 3: You have made a terrible mistake, assuming that I am

736
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 3: your friend, Jason?

737
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 4: Have you have you considered the rule of cool? And

738
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 4: that's cool when my character gets.

739
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 3: To and it's even cooler to have these frogs chase

740
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 3: you through the swamp and murder you.

741
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 4: Yet doesn't find cool to me?

742
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 2: Well, you'll be able to commit if only one, Like,

743
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 2: you'll be able to command one of the villagers or

744
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: something to drop or something.

745
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: What if we get one of them to come on

746
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: over and give us some tasty little secrets.

747
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 4: Hey, the command doesn't do that. It doesn't like make

748
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 4: them your ally.

749
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 3: Oh rats, that's a more powerful spell.

750
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 2: And it only has thirty foot range. And we're a

751
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: quarter mile away right now.

752
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 3: Well, at this point, I've kind of assumed that you've

753
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: moved at least a bit closer. You're now probably on

754
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 3: a couple on our feet away. You couldn't have seen

755
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 3: the roots without getting somewhat closer.

756
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: And then you have another plan besides.

757
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 1: My only other plan is we go up that webby

758
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: tree and we use some bug bombs and we blow

759
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: up the whole fugging dam. That's a lot of spinning

760
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: plates maybe, and I don't know how big these spiders are,

761
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: but I would love to use those bug bombs. I

762
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: don't know. I like this plan.

763
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 3: So you've got two sides. You can either try and

764
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 3: climb this tree or you can go up the land bridge.

765
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 3: It's really up to you.

766
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 2: You want to try, like you're playing, Yeah, let's do

767
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 2: it all right, So we're gonna offer them soup. You

768
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: all are gonna lay in ambush, and we're gonna we're

769
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 2: gonna take care of some of these fools and then

770
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: we'll go and get the rest of them.

771
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 3: All right, So it sounds like two of you are

772
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 3: laying in ambush. That's gonna be Squash and Trant.

773
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 5: Correct, Yes, yes, them.

774
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 3: And it sounds like Spike and Murdy are going to

775
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 3: kind of approach more out in the open to attempt

776
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 3: to lure the bargaards away. Is that correct? Do I

777
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 3: got the shape of it?

778
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing a modified l shape.

779
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 4: I've got a bowl of soup that has potion in

780
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 4: it prepared.

781
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you got some of the antidote mixting with some

782
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 3: of the soup, and you make your way up to

783
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 3: the hillock and frankly, the barguards, you're not sure if

784
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 3: they're just not paying attention or if they're, you know,

785
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 3: busy focused on their work, because they are, like the

786
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 3: humans are being there are basically on work detail. The

787
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 3: boggard seem to be guarding them and kind of doing work,

788
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 3: but mostly letting the humans do it, or I should

789
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 3: say the villagers. It doesn't look like they're all humans.

790
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 3: You just know that they're not boggards. It looks at

791
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 3: the guy on the dock might be a drummer, and

792
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 3: the two people on the bridge are human. But as

793
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 3: you approach, the boggard that is on the side of

794
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 3: the bridge with the two humans immediately kind of moves forward,

795
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 3: drawing a club that he had tucked into his belt,

796
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 3: shouting in boggart, and I doubt any of you speak boggered,

797
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 3: but he's making a bunch of loud, croaking noises, which

798
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 3: is having the two guards on the other side of

799
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 3: the bridge. One of them looks like he's about to

800
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 3: come over and investigate, but the other one is staying behind,

801
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: so not all three of them are coming to check

802
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 3: this out. You also noticed the boggard over on the dam.

803
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 3: It was not very far away. It's like, you know,

804
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 3: forty fifty feet away is suddenly intently at what's going on.

805
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 4: Do you want to try to engage the boggart that's

806
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 4: coming towards you and I will skirt around and try

807
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 4: to talk to the villagers. I thought our plan trying

808
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 4: to pitch them on joining the Cult of Malani.

809
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: Perhaps I thought the plan was that we were supposed

810
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: to run at this point so that we get chased

811
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 2: into them. And then it's funny because you're running with

812
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: the ball a soup like.

813
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 3: Ahops, squashing here and about throughout the swamp. Okay, So

814
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 3: it's easy enough to do because, as it turns out,

815
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 3: the bargar, if he can understand what you're saying, you

816
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 3: don't see any indication of that. He instead comes charging

817
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 3: at you with this club, and the other bargard that

818
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 3: crossed the bridge kind of stays with the humans on

819
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 3: that side as the two of you kind of run away.

820
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 3: Now at this point in time, Tramp and Squash, I'm

821
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 3: going to ask both of you to make stealth child yea.

822
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: I will say that as I envisioned, this plan does

823
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: not really fit within the scale of this map. I

824
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: was envisioning not running twenty feet back. I was envisioning running,

825
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 2: you know a little bit. So the whole point is

826
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: that we wouldn't be seen because we want to kill

827
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 2: these boggarts and then move forward.

828
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, So, for those of you listening, the map is

829
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 3: a little truncated. We'll assume this the entire ambush site

830
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 3: is let's just say it's fifty feet away. We'll still

831
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 3: use this part of the map, but we'll assume it's

832
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 3: further away so that the Boggarts that are still in

833
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 3: the dam maybe can't see what's going on. But for

834
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 3: ease of play, we'll still play on this corner of

835
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: the map. The map is only eleven x seventeen kind

836
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 3: of grid, so it's not huge. Okay, so Squash Trent,

837
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 3: give me those stealth checks.

838
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: I rolled a fourteen plus six for a filthy twenty.

839
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: I also have a fifteen plus five for another twenty.

840
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: Let's go.

841
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 3: So a pair of twenties is going to be plenty

842
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 3: to their passive perception DC. So the two of you

843
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 3: remain hidden as that boggard kind of runs past. So

844
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 3: the way it's kind of worked out is one boggard

845
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 3: has kind of chased down this hill. Another one has

846
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 3: kind of stayed with the humans, but he's he's moved

847
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 3: in front of the humans. Trant and Squash, you're kind

848
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 3: of between the two right now. They're not clustered together.

849
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 3: One's kind of closer to the humans, one's chasing Murdy

850
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 3: and spite and assuming you plan to spring your ambush

851
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: at this point in time, I'm going to ask everybody

852
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 3: to roll initiative.

853
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: Should we use our as stealth for the initiative or

854
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: roll another one?

855
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, you certainly can if you will especially want to

856
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 3: do that if your stealth is higher than your perception, Yeah,

857
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 3: it sure is.

858
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: But it's a new roll.

859
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is gonna be a brand new role.

860
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. I am going to turn to Trant and say,

861
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: if we get these villagers out of the way, we

862
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: could start just go and fucking hog while with bombs.

863
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: So maybe we should try and pull them out first,

864
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: or what do you think?

865
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like we could go, well, there's

866
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 5: only two of them right within range. Yeah, so I

867
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 5: feel like we should start by just kind of sniping

868
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 5: the two within range. Helltho, then we're not going to

869
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 5: have much in the way of the advantage of stealth

870
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 5: when more come out.

871
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: It's thinking, we get out there, get these villagers, hand

872
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: over the mouth, pull them into the tree. Okay, say

873
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: calm down, you bunk them on the head, bing bang boom,

874
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: they're out of commission, and then we start, you know,

875
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: firing it up.

876
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 2: We are in a fight right now, You're in a fight.

877
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 3: We have not arrived yet.

878
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 4: Before we start combat. You know what else is arriving?

879
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 3: Is it?

880
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 2: The ads roll the higher initiative than any of us.

881
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 2: Thirty I hate when they roll thirty sided dice. All

882
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 2: right here that.

883
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 3: We're back ambush, ads take that, all right, So let's

884
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 3: go around and gather everybody's initiative.

885
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 2: Spite what he got two Murdy.

886
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 3: What he got t plus seven is nineteen, Squash what

887
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 3: he got rolling stealth fifteen plus seven is twenty two?

888
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 3: And Trent what he got rolling stealth?

889
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: If you got a twenty twenty? All right?

890
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 3: You know the one time I actually rolled decently well

891
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 3: for my bad guys and you still all beat thumby.

892
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: That has happened this entire campaign, all right, So top

893
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 3: of the order, we've got Squash. Now you've got two options.

894
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 3: Here are two immediate targets. You've got one that's closer

895
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 3: to the dam. If you go to attack that one,

896
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 3: the other boggards at the damn may see it. You've

897
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 3: also got the other boggard that is chasing Spie and Murray.

898
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 3: If you go attack that one, the Boggart's back to

899
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 3: today and will probably not see it.

900
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go up. I'm gonna give this guy a

901
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: sneaky little stab.

902
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 3: Sounds good. He is off guard to you, so his

903
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 3: defenses are going to be even lower than normal.

904
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: That's right they are. Ooh and it's a thirteen plus

905
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: seven for a total of a twenty.

906
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 3: A twenty is an easy hit. Unlike the bargguards that

907
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 3: you fought up in the tower, these ones are not

908
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 3: as well armored and frankly aren't as buff. These ones

909
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 3: look more like just workers.

910
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: Maybe we should just storm in the place after this.

911
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 3: Wow, that was like crazy easy.

912
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: You can just stab these guys.

913
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: Go ahead and roll damage.

914
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,439
Speaker 1: Oh I sure wish it was more than a one,

915
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: but what can I say? It's a one, but it's.

916
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 3: A plus two, so it's a three all right. So

917
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: you dive out of the shadows and stab the barguard.

918
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 3: He streams in pain, But you still have one action left.

919
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 3: You needed to take one to approach, one to attack,

920
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: and you can attack again if you want.

921
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: Can I twist the knife that's in him or pull

922
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: it out with a flourish? That's sort of another just

923
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: counts as another attack.

924
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I mean basically you're making another attack, So

925
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 3: go ahead and make another attack. Role to see if

926
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 3: it does damage.

927
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: I'd love to make another attack a swashbuckler's specialty. Oh boy,

928
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: here I go with my other attack, and it's a sixteen.

929
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: That's what the minus five and well with the minus

930
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: five it's in eleven but plus seven, So.

931
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is going to be a hit. So go

932
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 3: ahead and roll damage again. So you walk up and

933
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 3: swing your blade left, to swing it right and carve

934
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 3: deep cuts into this bargart. How much damage nine total? Huh? Well,

935
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 3: the boggard that was guarding the two humans collapses in

936
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 3: the flink of an eye. Your blade slices and dices

937
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 3: and cuts down the boggard. That is the end of

938
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 3: Squash's turn spite. Further down the hill in the background,

939
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 3: you can see Squashes come darting out of the shadows

940
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 3: and just dispatched one of the guards instantly.

941
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: So should we just storm the place?

942
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: Did we try to make a plan? In reality? We

943
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 3: should just run up and kill everything.

944
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: I ask while while doing a defensive advance walking up

945
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: to this boggert, I'm gonna flank it by going on

946
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 2: the opposite side of it as as Murdy.

947
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was kind of chasing Murdy down.

948
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just don't approve of people chasing my friends.

949
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: And so I am going to swing my morning Star

950
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 2: with a twenty four to hit. It's a sixteen plus.

951
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 3: Eight, so so with my reduced armor class, that's not

952
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 3: only a hit, that's a critical hit. Your morning Star

953
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 3: bashes the thing in the back of the head. The

954
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 3: Boggard cries out in ribbity pain as you roll damage.

955
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if it's going to cry out

956
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 2: much longer because I did sixteen damage to it.

957
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 3: Sixteen you know how many hit points. It doesn't have sixteen.

958
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 3: So you cave in the back of the Boggard's head.

959
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 3: This Boggart cultist collapses into a pool of bubbling green blood.

960
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 3: I I yell, let's go.

961
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 2: Use my remaining action to move towards the dam and with.

962
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 3: That'll literally just move you to where you are on

963
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 3: the map right now, and we'll call that proportional. So

964
00:50:54,440 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 3: the villagers to be clear, see the Bargard guards just

965
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 3: get wiped and they both grab their heads and they're like,

966
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 3: oh no, But they don't really run. They just kind

967
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 3: of cower. They frankly just kind of run over into

968
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 3: the brush and just hide. They just look afraid. They

969
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 3: don't know what's going on. They look very confused. So

970
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 3: we'll move on here, Tramp, it is your turn. Okay,

971
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 3: Spike has destroyed the Barger guard. Squash has destroyed a

972
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 3: Barger guard. The only Barger guard that's left is the

973
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 3: one across the bridge, and he has drawn his sling,

974
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: and he looks like he's prepared to defend the bridge

975
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 3: against all invaders. Hey, with his sling.

976
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: I guess, can I move up to here and then

977
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: hold the rest of my actions?

978
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 3: You can move up to there and ready an affection.

979
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 3: So what you would do is basically spend two actions

980
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 3: to say, if something happens, I want to make an attack.

981
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 3: Of course.

982
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

983
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 5: If something happens, I'm going to fire my shot, get

984
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 5: across the bridge.

985
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so probably if anybody tries to cross, I assume

986
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 3: that's the trigger. Okay, all right. In that case, Mardy,

987
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 3: we are up to you.

988
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am going to how far can I get

989
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 4: to those villagers?

990
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 3: We'll say if you spend two of your actions, movie,

991
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 3: you can make it up to the villagers.

992
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 4: All right, that's reasonable. Cool. I'm gonna cower down in

993
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 4: the bushes with them, and I'm gonna lay my hands say,

994
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 4: I know it's been a really big day. I can

995
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 4: understand your fear. I brought some soup.

996
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 3: They're like, what's happening? The bargains they're dead?

997
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 4: Yeah they are.

998
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,439
Speaker 3: What are we going to do? They were the ones

999
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 3: telling us what to build?

1000
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 4: That's okay, I have some soup. Just eat some soup.

1001
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,959
Speaker 4: Everything will be all right, It'll all make sense.

1002
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 3: Can you give me a diplomacy check?

1003
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 4: Oh? I sure can, Jason. Oh, that was a five.

1004
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 4: I do have five diplomacy bonfier those because of ten.

1005
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 3: I will say this as a reminder. You all have

1006
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 3: one hero point.

1007
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 4: I do have a hero point. But if I send guidance,

1008
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 4: does that help?

1009
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 3: You would have had to cast that. You don't have

1010
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 3: the action to spare, but you can use your hero point,

1011
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 3: which does not require an action to reroll that diveuct.

1012
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use that hero point, Jason.

1013
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 3: Sounds good?

1014
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 4: All right? Going again? When I was a nineteen plus,

1015
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 4: I'm here. I serve soup so well.

1016
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 3: At first the villagers were like, I don't know that,

1017
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 3: I just ate. I'm not really hungry for soup. And

1018
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 3: then they smelled. They're like, oh, you know what I

1019
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 3: could go for some soup. So both of them start

1020
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 3: chowing down on the soup, and almost immediately their expressions

1021
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 3: start to change soften. They don't look as frightened. They

1022
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 3: just look kind of confused, as if coming out of

1023
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 3: a daze. That's all they're going to be able to

1024
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 3: do right at the moment.

1025
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 4: Can I ask the question, like, are the villagers willing

1026
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 4: to help us fight in like the coming rounds? Or

1027
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 4: should I tell them to stay on the side of

1028
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 4: the damn and to not get involved.

1029
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 3: To be honest, they don't really look like combatants. Ad all,

1030
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 3: they're not wearing armor, they don't have weapons. Frankly, they

1031
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,760
Speaker 3: look kind of malnourished, and I wouldn't call them sickly looking,

1032
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 3: but they definitely don't look combat ready, right, Okay, they

1033
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: look like bystanders.

1034
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 4: Really Well, I'm gonna pat them on their shoulders and

1035
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave them with two bowls of soup and

1036
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 4: just you know, tell them, I know you've had a

1037
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 4: rough couple of weeks. We're here, we're gonna do our best.

1038
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 4: Just say any action and you'll stay safe. We'll make

1039
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 4: sure we get you back. I'm just trying to call

1040
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 4: them in steady prisons.

1041
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 3: So the boggart on the far side of the bridge

1042
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 3: is going to use his sling to attack Trent. So

1043
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 3: a rock comes flying across the bridge at you. Not

1044
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 3: very nice, no, and I didn't roll particularly well. I

1045
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: rolled a seven for a total of thirteen, which I'm

1046
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 3: gonna wager is.

1047
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: Not enough to hit you know, I may see seventeen.

1048
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he's going to then reload for his second action,

1049
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 3: and then he's going to fire whistling stone at you again,

1050
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 3: and even worse than the last time. These boggarts don't

1051
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 3: look too skilled with their flings. Both those stones went

1052
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 3: pretty far and wide. The boggart down below is going

1053
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 3: to go to the cage, and he is holding his

1054
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 3: hand atop the cage. That's all he does, right, Actually,

1055
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 3: the one down below let's out a rather piercingly loud crope,

1056
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 3: almost like a walk. Perhaps it's trying to raise the

1057
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 3: alarm squash or over to you.

1058
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: Would grilling a perception check be one of my actions

1059
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: in combat?

1060
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 3: I mean, most of the time, a perception check is

1061
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 3: something that's kind of done for free when you might

1062
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 3: spot a thing. But if you're intentionally trying to see

1063
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 3: a thing or notice a thing. You're trying to focus

1064
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 3: on a thing or ask a question. That would be

1065
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 3: an actual.

1066
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I realized when he went to go put

1067
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: his hand on the cage. I meant to investigate that earlier,

1068
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 1: but I got caught up in all the podcasting magic,

1069
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: and I would like to see if I can sort

1070
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: of tell what's in the cage. Well, first I want

1071
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: to like run to the square that's closest to him,

1072
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: across the river, next to Trent, and see if I

1073
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,280
Speaker 1: can tell what's in the cage.

1074
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, that will take an action. Go ahead

1075
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,439
Speaker 3: and give me a perception check.

1076
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: That's a fifteen perception.

1077
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 3: You're pretty sure there's a really big frog in there,

1078
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 3: not as big as the slurk you fought. Looks more

1079
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 3: like just your garden variety giant frog. But the fact

1080
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 3: that they have it in a cage is a little odd.

1081
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 3: Clearly it's not fully domesticated.

1082
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: This is a little bit odd. Well, I shoot.

1083
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 3: Him, You shoot the bargain over there.

1084
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: I shoot the guy who's got his hand on the cage.

1085
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 3: Yep, all right, So the barger down at the dock,

1086
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,399
Speaker 3: Go ahead and make me an attack roll.

1087
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: It's a natural four plus seven for a total of

1088
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: a need live.

1089
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 3: Okay, your shot goes wide, hitting the damn I'm making

1090
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 3: no appreciable damage for a minute. Third. When I thought

1091
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 3: you said natural, I was like, oh, it's gonna be something,

1092
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 3: all right. Okay, that is the end of Squash's turn.

1093
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 3: He has spotted the giant frog and taking a shot.

1094
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 3: But otherwise that's that Spiite, we are over to you.

1095
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 3: You're kind of the furthest away from the bridge right

1096
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 3: at the moment, but that can be rectified with a movie.

1097
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can use one action to get right next

1098
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 2: to Trent, and then I can use another action to

1099
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 2: get right next to that boggard. Ironically, I thought I

1100
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 2: was going to stop there, pull a javelin and throw it,

1101
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 2: but it is just outside my range. I think I

1102
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: think I can get there.

1103
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 3: Well, remember range, anything that's beyond the first range in

1104
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 3: ferment you can still shoot at you just take a

1105
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 3: minus two.

1106
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, okay, I can get there. I'm running

1107
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: up there and I am screaming, don't put people in

1108
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 2: mind cages.

1109
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 3: So Spike goes charging across the bridge.

1110
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully it doesn't collapse. Underneath me. It does not.

1111
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 3: It creaks a lot, but it told you.

1112
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I rolled a eight plus eight, so sixteen

1113
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 2: to hit.

1114
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 3: A sixteen is a hit. You go winging your morning

1115
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 3: Star directly into this Boggart's chest while he's desperately trying

1116
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 3: to fumble and reload his sling.

1117
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 2: And that is a two plus four, so six damage.

1118
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:24,959
Speaker 3: Six damage reeling from the hit. This Boggart looks very

1119
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 3: badly hurt from that, all right. That is spite, Trent.

1120
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: We are back to you.

1121
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: Well, shit, okay.

1122
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 3: You've got a Boggart in a down below at the

1123
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 3: docks that doesn't look like he's much of a threat

1124
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 3: because he's kind of far away, And.

1125
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 5: I'm going to run up behind the boss and I'm

1126
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 5: gonna hurl an alchemist fire at that boggart space.

1127
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 3: All right. The poor Boggart, who's thus far has fired

1128
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 3: two slingstones, is desperately fumbling with a rock, just got

1129
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 3: hit in the chest with a morning Star, and.

1130
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 2: Sixteen plus five one hit in the face with alchemist fire, and.

1131
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 3: Gets hit in the face with alchemist fire. Go ahead,

1132
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 3: rolled down.

1133
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: She did not hit me. That's gonna be six plus

1134
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: I think plus one. So seven.

1135
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 3: Collapses to the ground, burning, riveting and frankly spelling. Kind

1136
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 3: of good.

1137
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 2: Okay, so cannibalism has entered.

1138
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 4: Is it cannibalism to eat these frog legs?

1139
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: No, we're not frogs.

1140
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you're not a frog, so.

1141
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 4: Frog legs doo ah.

1142
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 3: Yes. Answering the important ethical questions.

1143
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 4: It's not cannibalism if they're evil.

1144
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 3: Sure, I think that's a rule somewhere. So you go

1145
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 3: up behind Spie and throw the alchemist fire right into

1146
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 3: that barker's mouth. You do technically have one action left.

1147
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 3: You can move through Spie if you want. You're not

1148
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 3: gatelocked there. You can move through your allies, or you

1149
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 3: can said where you're at, do whatever. Because you are

1150
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 3: a quick bomber. You could throw a bomb down at

1151
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 3: the bargart.

1152
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: On the docks.

1153
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 5: I'm gonna sprint ahead of Margaret up on the side

1154
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 5: of that hill and I'll just kind of hunker down

1155
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 5: and wait to see what happens.

1156
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 3: Okay, So it's Paint's Bishopher for everybody. Squash and Murdy

1157
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 3: are on the hill preparing to cross the bridge. Spite

1158
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 3: is on the bridge. Trent has moved atop the dam,

1159
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 3: and is not too far away from the watch tower.

1160
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 4: Murdy, Yeah, I'm gonna move as far as I can

1161
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 4: onto this bridge with my one action, and then with

1162
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 4: my remaining two actions, I'm gonna cast divine lamps at

1163
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 4: that last boggart who's still outside.

1164
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 3: Sounds good, go ahead and make me unattack roll.

1165
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 4: Okay, ah, so that was a nap two plus seven

1166
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 4: for my spell attack is only a nine.

1167
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 3: Your blinding beam of light misses the bugger garden entirely,

1168
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 3: who croaks out in fear before ducking back behind the cage.

1169
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 3: Its hand goes to open the cage, and since it

1170
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 3: goes next, it opens the cage, hoping that the frog

1171
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 3: will be its.

1172
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 2: Ally, we could have had a frog friend. Now we

1173
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 2: have a frog emy.

1174
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: Oh we had a lot of frog emies.

1175
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 3: Well, in truth, you have neither. You just have a

1176
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 3: frog that immediately turns on the box.

1177
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 4: All right.

1178
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 3: The first thing that frog does the moment it gets

1179
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 3: out of its cage is leap upon the boggard and

1180
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 3: begin biting him viciously. So that's what's going on down there. Meanwhile,

1181
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 3: up on the dam there are other boggards. There are,

1182
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 3: in fact, three more boggards up in the watch tower.

1183
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 3: One of them climbs down the ladder with its first action.

1184
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 3: With its second action, it approaches you, Trant, and with

1185
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 3: its third action it's going to attempt to attack you

1186
01:01:55,120 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 3: with its club. Okay, but I only rolled a eight,

1187
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 3: which is a total of thirteen, which is not going

1188
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 3: to be enough to hit you. No, nimbly able to

1189
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 3: eat dodge out of the way of that. Meanwhile, up

1190
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 3: above the pair of Boggarts, one of them is going

1191
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 3: to make an attack at you. So it throws a bag,

1192
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 3: a small sack down at you, Trent, that misses you

1193
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 3: only barely and explodes on the ground in a sticky

1194
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 3: viscus substance that would have rooted you in place. But

1195
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 3: I missed.

1196
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 2: I was afraid it was the mushroom spores that we're

1197
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 2: going to turn Trent against us.

1198
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 3: Oh no, Finally, the last Boggart that's up there is

1199
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 3: going to load his sling and fire at you, Trant,

1200
01:02:56,080 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 3: just because you're closest. Arm fifteen I'm gonna wager is

1201
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 3: not gonna.

1202
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: Hit Nope, seventeen baby, Yeah.

1203
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, these poor Barggards are having no luck today. Yeah,

1204
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 3: So that is all the Boggards. The bargarts have gone. Squash,

1205
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 3: you're up.

1206
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run across that bridge to be amongst my friends.

1207
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 3: Okay, you can get right up to there for two actions,

1208
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 3: right up next to the bargguard if you want.

1209
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: I would love to get up right next to that boggard.

1210
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: All right, And these two two boggarts are up on

1211
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: top of the watchtower.

1212
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, the watchtower is about fifteen feet up above the ground.

1213
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 1: Oh excellent. I'm throwing the alchemist's fire up at them.

1214
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you're gonna throw up into the watchtower.

1215
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the range for that.

1216
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure. So Squash goes running across the bridge, passing

1217
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 3: Merdy and Spike, who are still on the bridge, hitting

1218
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 3: up next to the barge, and then tossing an alchemist

1219
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 3: fire up into the watchtower. Go ahead and make me

1220
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 3: in a tackle.

1221
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 1: It's a fifteen plus. Uh what would I Who would

1222
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 1: I add for an alchemist fire?

1223
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 3: It would be three plus whatever your dexterity modifier is.

1224
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: Well, that's great news, Jason. Okay, that's a total of

1225
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: twenty two.

1226
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 3: Twenty two is going to hit. Okay, so go ahead

1227
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 3: and roll damage.

1228
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: What a delight, And it's a four four fire on

1229
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: these bad boys.

1230
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna do four fire to the one

1231
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 3: that you threw at, actually by fire because you get

1232
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 3: splashed as well. Now everyone's going to take one damage. Oh,

1233
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,479
Speaker 3: the bargot that you hit looks like one of these

1234
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 3: kind of workers or guards that look pretty fragile. But

1235
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 3: the other bogger that's up on the tower looks like

1236
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 3: the boss, and it's given the orders to the other ones,

1237
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 3: and it looks significantly more sturdy than the frail guards.

1238
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 3: And that is the end of Squash's turn spite. We

1239
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 3: are over to you.

1240
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to use I'm going to defensively advance

1241
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 2: immediately to the north of the bogger that's on the dam. Sure,

1242
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 2: and so that'll be a strike. And that is a

1243
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 2: twenty to hit at twelve plus eight.

1244
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 3: That is a solid hit, not a crit. But you

1245
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 3: do hit the buggered cleanly.

1246
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 2: Excellent. It's a shame that I rolled a one on

1247
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 2: damage for a total.

1248
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 3: Of five five damage. That's still respectable. That bargger now

1249
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 3: looks very hurt. You do still have one action left if.

1250
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 2: You want to make the time, I'm gonna attack it again.

1251
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 2: I'm sad because I mostly I am very concerned about

1252
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 2: the well being of the civilian that is on the

1253
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 2: dock below. How far is it down to the dock below.

1254
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 3: You're about twenty five feet up.

1255
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 2: What would happen if I were to jump on top

1256
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 2: of one of the combatants down there? They had either

1257
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 2: the boggert or the large frog.

1258
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 3: So from this distance, you would probably take about ten

1259
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 3: points at fall damage, but anything you hit would also

1260
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 3: take about ten points of damage.

1261
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 2: I'm doing that. I am jumping on the boggart down below.

1262
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 3: So instead of attacking the bargart up here, you're gonna jump.

1263
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 2: Down on top of the bogger down below.

1264
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, boy, give me a reflex save athletics. Go

1265
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 3: with that. You can make an acrobatics check if you.

1266
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 2: Want not athletics not athletics.

1267
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, So you go slamming into this barguard,

1268
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make a check for the boggart as well.

1269
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 3: Let's just see how that goes terribly terribly, So you

1270
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 3: crush this bog you land right on top of him.

1271
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 3: The bogger was already being attacked by this giant frog

1272
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 3: and had like half of its arm was in the

1273
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,919
Speaker 3: frog's mouth of the frogs trying to swallow the boggered hole,

1274
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 3: and then you crash land on both of them. The

1275
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 3: frog freaks out and jumps into the water. It's not

1276
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 3: here for any of this. The boggard is dead. He

1277
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 3: didn't survive that. He did not survive a full sized

1278
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 3: human landing on him from up above.

1279
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 2: Yeah with that six bulk of gear.

1280
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you just basically dropped on that boggard

1281
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 3: like a ton of bricks. You do take ten points

1282
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 3: of damage.

1283
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 2: From Oh, that's fine. I expected that. I think I

1284
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 2: did it very WWE style. I think I drove down

1285
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 2: into it headfirst, which people selbo. Yeah, people sell about it.

1286
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 3: You are spattered in green boggered blood from top to

1287
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 3: bottom right now, you are coated.

1288
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 2: And I look up at the civilian, who is clearly

1289
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 2: I am aware, still under the spell, and I say,

1290
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 2: don't worry, I'll save you.

1291
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 3: Also spattered in green bogered bits from head to toe.

1292
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 2: And that's my turn, and I'll probably take the rest

1293
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 2: of the battle to climb back up this fucking thing.

1294
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you're gonna have to get on the

1295
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 3: raft or something, and yeah, it's gonna.

1296
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:20,759
Speaker 2: Be very athletic. I think I can climb this. Damn.

1297
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,559
Speaker 3: That's fair, all right, Trent?

1298
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: All right, right? Well is this game in front of me?

1299
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks pretty hurt.

1300
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, would you.

1301
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 5: Hold onto something for me? And then I'm gonna throw

1302
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:38,080
Speaker 5: Alkimi's fire at his face? Oh, that is an eleven

1303
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 5: not doing good.

1304
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 3: An eleven son eleven unfortunately, is gonna miss the bargered panics.

1305
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,560
Speaker 3: He doesn't want whatever you're gonna give him, and he

1306
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 3: goes over his shoulder, landing right behind him. That is

1307
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 3: gonna still do one point of damage to the boggard

1308
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 3: as it does explode right behind him, but he is

1309
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 3: still up.

1310
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 5: And then I'm gonna whip out my katar and try

1311
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:57,839
Speaker 5: to stab.

1312
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 3: Him, all right, so a little bit of knife work,

1313
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:02,639
Speaker 3: yeah all right?

1314
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: Ooh nope, that does not do it? Wait did it

1315
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 1: roll twice?

1316
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 3: It did roll twice oddly enough. And you know I'm

1317
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 3: a fair and benevolent game master, so I'm gonna let

1318
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 3: you have the first role, which I happen to know

1319
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 3: twenty different there. So that's my one kindness for the day.

1320
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,759
Speaker 3: I'm glad I got that out of my system.

1321
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,720
Speaker 5: Well, in that case, that would be a twenty two

1322
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 5: because minus five, but I'm a plus seven normally.

1323
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's it's because it's in that twenty, it's

1324
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 3: still gonna upgrade from a hit to a critical hit.

1325
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 3: So go ahead and roll damage and then double it.

1326
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:41,639
Speaker 5: Okay, that's D four plus three double, so that's six

1327
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 5: double to twelve.

1328
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 3: Oh god. Yeah. In his panic to avoid the alchemist fire,

1329
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,719
Speaker 3: he left his throat wide open, and you just opened

1330
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 3: it right up.

1331
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: He could every spot.

1332
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was the distraction. You're like, look over there.

1333
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is the end of trans turn Murdy.

1334
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 3: You are still on the bridge. There are only two

1335
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 3: Boggarts left. They are up in the tower. One of

1336
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 3: them looks pretty badly heard from the fire. The other

1337
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 3: one looks kind of like the boss boggered and does

1338
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 3: not look very hurt at all.

1339
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:19,680
Speaker 4: Well, Jason, I hear you about those two Boggarts that

1340
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 4: I also see my friend and comrade down on the

1341
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:25,080
Speaker 4: bridge with a villager, both of whom needs some healing

1342
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 4: and some antidote potions. So I would like to spend

1343
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 4: how about this, would you accept if I spend one

1344
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 4: move to get as close as I can to that

1345
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 4: bridge and then my next two moves to craft a

1346
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 4: police system for my climbing gear so that I can

1347
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 4: thend my third move lower down a healing potion and

1348
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 4: the mind control antidote.

1349
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 3: Sure, you know what, as you're walking over, you break

1350
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 3: out the rope from your climbing kit, tie it around

1351
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 3: the two vials, and you can lower it down as

1352
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,320
Speaker 3: you're third. That's fine, There's no risk of that going

1353
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,719
Speaker 3: into the drink or anything like that. On your turn,

1354
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 3: you'll have to grab them and use them, but other

1355
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 3: than that you should be fine. All right. So that's

1356
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 3: the end of Murdy's turn. So Murdy's doing that, the

1357
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 3: Boggarts go. The chief Bargart's going to climb down the tower.

1358
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 3: That's going to be his first action. Second action is

1359
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 3: going to be to draw his morning star.

1360
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 2: I shake my fist.

1361
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 3: The third action he is going to swing his morning

1362
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,840
Speaker 3: star at Murdy. Here we go.

1363
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:33,680
Speaker 2: Well, fuck shit, we can see the die roll as

1364
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:34,559
Speaker 2: dear audience.

1365
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 3: Well, I may have rolled a eighteen plus eight is

1366
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 3: going to be a twenty six. Murdy, what's your armor class?

1367
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 4: It is fourteen, my fair liege.

1368
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 3: Fourteen. So this is a critical hit. God, Fortunately for you,

1369
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 3: I rolled minimum down. Oh yeah, you did, so you

1370
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 3: only take eight all right, which is good because had

1371
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 3: you fallen unconscious, you would have dropped the rope and

1372
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 3: the vials down onto the bridge and possibly into the.

1373
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: That would have been really funny.

1374
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,600
Speaker 3: That is the end of that boggart's turn. We have

1375
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 3: the bugger guard up above, who's going to spend their

1376
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 3: first action loading their sling, their second action firing their

1377
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 3: sling at squash. What yeah, I know, it's unfair. Fortunately

1378
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 3: for you. I rolled the one, so that's gonna miss,

1379
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 3: and then I spend my third actually reloading my sling.

1380
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 3: So that's it for the boggards. Squash. We are over

1381
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,400
Speaker 3: to you. There's two boggards left, the boss Boggard and

1382
01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:43,679
Speaker 3: the guard boggered up in the tower.

1383
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:52,120
Speaker 1: The boss Boggard is hanging out over a precipice. Yes, yes, interesting.

1384
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 2: What just happened is gonna happen to me?

1385
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:02,240
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I think it's gonna be good and fun

1386
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 1: when I do a fun kick flip off of the

1387
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,720
Speaker 1: tower and try and kick this fool off of the precipice.

1388
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 3: So you're gonna move over there and try and push

1389
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 3: the barguard.

1390
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 1: Off the ch a very acrobatic maneuver to plant my

1391
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: feet directly on this fool's shoulders and tip him into

1392
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: the drink.

1393
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 3: All right, give me an athletics check. I don't like.

1394
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: That's a natural twenty plus seven acrobatics, Jason.

1395
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh, but it's athletics. But it's still gonna twenty.

1396
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter athletics. So you go

1397
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 3: shoving this bargard and falls all the way down into

1398
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:59,640
Speaker 3: the swamp, bouncing down the dam as it goes, and

1399
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:03,639
Speaker 3: he hands down into the muck, sinking beneath the surface.

1400
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be diving for finalote later.

1401
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,799
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go ahead and remove him.

1402
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:10,559
Speaker 1: From the maut.

1403
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:13,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, o.

1404
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 3: Spite, you can grab those potions in administrum. That'll be

1405
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 3: most of your turn.

1406
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 2: I think it'll be my entire turn, probably, So I'm

1407
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,800
Speaker 2: gonna grab the potions and give a big old thumbs up,

1408
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to turn to the civilian. How

1409
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 2: is the civilian handling this?

1410
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,760
Speaker 3: The guy down on the dock looks at you, It says,

1411
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:40,040
Speaker 3: what what happened to my friend? He? He doesn't look

1412
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:44,080
Speaker 3: so good. I'm like he spattered with him.

1413
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:46,720
Speaker 2: The answer is in this vial, and I try and

1414
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:51,680
Speaker 2: see if he'll drink the vial willingly. Okay, he does, Okay, good.

1415
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 2: Otherwise I was force feeding this the file to this man,

1416
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:56,840
Speaker 2: and I'll trying to figure out the essex of that.

1417
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1418
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:01,440
Speaker 5: The exact contours of your ethical beliefs, they're always fascinating

1419
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:05,120
Speaker 5: to Tramp doesn't understand them at all, but he goes along.

1420
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, same as spite. When I tried to climb this dam,

1421
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 2: is that a single action or is that a multi action?

1422
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:17,880
Speaker 3: Well, it's probably gonna be a multi action. Well, we'll

1423
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:19,360
Speaker 3: worry about it when we get there. Do you drink

1424
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,439
Speaker 3: the minor elixir of life that was handed down to you?

1425
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,759
Speaker 2: It depends if I think I can try and climb

1426
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 2: up in one action. I'm trying to do that.

1427
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 3: You definitely will not be able to do it.

1428
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:30,479
Speaker 2: Then I am drinking the elixir of life.

1429
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 3: Right, You regained one D six hit points, so go

1430
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 3: ahead and roll that and give it to yourself. Okay. Meanwhile,

1431
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:40,160
Speaker 3: we'll move on to Tramp. Every game three, there is

1432
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,519
Speaker 3: one boggered left up in the tower.

1433
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:46,000
Speaker 1: Let's see how far up is the top of the tower.

1434
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:47,680
Speaker 3: About fifteen feet.

1435
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 5: All right, and I get up to that staircase and

1436
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:56,240
Speaker 5: then overhand try to hurl a grenade up there. Absolutely

1437
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 5: all right, and that's what Trant's gonna do.

1438
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 1: Baby, go ahead and roll meat on attack. That is

1439
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,880
Speaker 1: an eight. I'm gonna use my hair up point fuck it.

1440
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,200
Speaker 5: Neither of those are going to do the jo Yeah.

1441
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what did you get?

1442
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: Eight and then a six? Both are plus five, so.

1443
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 3: So, believe it or not, the eight actually hits oh

1444
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 3: so shit, Yeah no, you're all good. So you lob

1445
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 3: the alchemist fire up there, Go ahead and roll me damage.

1446
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:32,040
Speaker 5: That's an eight nine total nine.

1447
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 3: You toss it up into the wicker roof of this

1448
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:41,200
Speaker 3: guard tower. That immediately catches flame, burning debris falling onto

1449
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 3: the barguard, who dies in a fiery conflagration.

1450
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,479
Speaker 2: Does he fall off the tower going like kind of

1451
01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 2: like Saramon?

1452
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,000
Speaker 3: But yeah no, he goes the Wilhelm scream.

1453
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,719
Speaker 5: France exaggeratingly shakes his head and says, it's a story

1454
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 5: I've seen too many times. You can't stand the heat,

1455
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:01,320
Speaker 5: stay out of the getting hit directly by a hand grenade.

1456
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,160
Speaker 3: That's just how that goes.

1457
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

1458
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 3: So with that, you suddenly come to realize that the

1459
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:12,240
Speaker 3: outside of the dam at least is secure. The three

1460
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 3: villagers that you have rescued have all come to their senses.

1461
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:18,639
Speaker 3: The one down at the docks looks to use fight.

1462
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:23,599
Speaker 3: It says, I don't know how I got here, right,

1463
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 3: don't remember?

1464
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:29,240
Speaker 2: Well, you got kidnapped by people that I don't approve of,

1465
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,120
Speaker 2: because you shouldn't put people in cages, whether mental or physical.

1466
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 2: And so it was these people who happened to be boggarts,

1467
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:39,080
Speaker 2: but that is not a defining characteristic of the decisions

1468
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,760
Speaker 2: that they've made. And you got kidnapped by them, but

1469
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,519
Speaker 2: fortunately you got rescued by a team effort by the

1470
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 2: entire village.

1471
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:49,519
Speaker 1: And don't worry, buddy.

1472
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,920
Speaker 5: You know, it's like I always say, if you don't

1473
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 5: remember doing something bad, it's the same as not having

1474
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:55,440
Speaker 5: done it.

1475
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,760
Speaker 1: Is always saying that.

1476
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 3: That's the worst part. I remember building their dam. I've

1477
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:04,640
Speaker 3: been here for weeks. And then Spike, he grabs you

1478
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:13,320
Speaker 3: by the shoulders, their leader. It's terrifying. His voice screams

1479
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 3: and burns into your ears. He's cruel, he's vicious, and

1480
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 3: he's guarded by a deadly trap. Beware the frog skull.

1481
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,760
Speaker 3: You do not know exactly what he means, but the

1482
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 3: passageway leading down at the damn beckons you to go

1483
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 3: deeper to face the final bogger, but that we'll have

1484
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:39,240
Speaker 3: to wait until next time, everybody. That is where we're

1485
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 3: gonna wrap this session. That's right on the precipice, the edge,

1486
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:49,919
Speaker 3: the doorway into darkness. That's all we got here for today.

1487
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,679
Speaker 2: We don't want to wait till next Sunday. We demand

1488
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 2: that we got a five or ten minute break and

1489
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 2: then keep playing, and then everyone else has to wait

1490
01:18:59,120 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 2: a week.

1491
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:04,200
Speaker 3: Very well, tough but fair.

1492
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 2: Thank you all so much for listening. And I don't

1493
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,040
Speaker 2: know do folks want to do plugs. We didn't do

1494
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:14,559
Speaker 2: them last time. Because I'm a fool starting with squash.

1495
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:18,400
Speaker 1: In other worlds, I go buy the name of Io

1496
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Speaker 1: and by the time this comes out, I might have

1497
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:28,680
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1498
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:32,719
Speaker 1: the person who did the beautiful art I might add

1499
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Speaker 1: for this campaign, Jonas goon Face, and I did a

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Speaker 1: comic that you can buy on my.

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1502
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 1: It's legally distinct from Batman, but we are trying to

1503
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Speaker 1: get sued because we almost had a contract with them

1504
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1505
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1506
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Speaker 4: lovely voice in your ears.

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Speaker 2: And Jason also has h's in it. It's always funny

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Speaker 2: when people say jokes about people's name. No, now that

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Speaker 2: I say that aloud, it's never funny. Robert what you got?

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Speaker 5: You can find me at this podcast and at Behind

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Speaker 5: the Bastards. And obviously all of the stuff about bombs

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01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 5: is just jokes.

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Speaker 2: All jokes legally distinct from truth. That's right, Amory Kills.

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Speaker 2: This is a podcast I'm on pretty regularly because it's

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Speaker 2: potcast that I do the voice for. And I also

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Speaker 2: have podcasts call cool People, did cool stuff and do

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Speaker 2: a bunch of things. You can find them probably. I

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Speaker 2: once wrote a book called Escape from Insul Island. It's

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Speaker 2: a really fun book. I feel like adventure and shooting

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01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:17,479
Speaker 2: in cells and then getting really complicated moral quandaries as

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Speaker 2: you realize the complications of that. You should read Escape

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Speaker 2: from Insul Island.

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Speaker 3: It also includes an RPG.

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Speaker 2: That's true, There is an RPG of it.

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Speaker 1: I have it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great, and there might even be art by

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Speaker 4: Jonas goon Face involved.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's true. The cover of Escape from Insul Island

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Speaker 2: was done by Jonas Goodface, our honorary sixth member. We'll

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Speaker 2: see y'all next.

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Speaker 3: Week with a thrilling conclusion, Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: It could Happen here as a production of cool Zone Media.

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Speaker 4: For more podcasts from cool Zone Media, visit our website

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Speaker 4: cool Zonemedia dot com, or check us out on the

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Speaker 4: iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Speaker 2: You can find sources for It Could Happen Here. Updated

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Speaker 2: monthly at cools On Media dot com. Slash sources thanks

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Speaker 2: for listening.