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Speaker 1: All right, my underrated. How different our brains are? Like
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this researching Einstein for upcoming icons
Speaker 1: version of the show, and I just read this article
Speaker 1: about Afantasia.
Speaker 2: You know what this is. I think we've covered you see,
Speaker 2: Like it's some of the way you perceive things, right.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, people who can't picture images in their brands. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they don't have like image based memories. They don't
Speaker 1: like if their eyes are closed, they're not seeing anything,
Speaker 1: but they they live their lives like completely normally. So
Speaker 1: this is the thing that was surprised, Like I can
Speaker 1: believe like, oh, there's you know, all sorts of different
Speaker 1: brains out there. There's also hyper fantagic people who have
Speaker 1: like very strong visual memories or imaginations that like make
Speaker 1: their lives ives borderline unlivable. Becau's just like reading about
Speaker 1: someone getting surgery without anesthesia is too much, Like they
Speaker 1: feel that pain and then like can't forget it, so
Speaker 1: they have to like watch what they take in and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, reading novels is like too overwhelming for them,
Speaker 1: whereas like people with afantasia like can't really like they said,
Speaker 1: they were just soap the prescriptive part. Yeah, so this
Speaker 1: is the thing that blew my mind. So they said
Speaker 1: that afantagic people like tend to be brilliant scientists, hyperfantagic
Speaker 1: people artists, which like that's kind of what you'd expect.
Speaker 1: The thing is, in all of these stories, they just
Speaker 1: discovered that this was a thing like in twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: and the people who don't have the ability to picture
Speaker 1: images in their brain didn't know that it was weird.
Speaker 1: They thought that we were all speaking in metaphors when
Speaker 1: we were like, you know, picturing something in our mind.
Speaker 1: They were like right right, Like they thought like it
Speaker 1: was weird. Like reading the way this guy came to
Speaker 1: the discovery, it was like a part in two thousand
Speaker 1: and one Space Odyssey where like in the novel he's
Speaker 1: talking about how like as he's like going through this thing,
Speaker 1: like all these memories are like flooding back to him
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, so it's the alien technology that's
Speaker 1: like doing that to him, like and then yea. It
Speaker 1: was just like some random newspaper column where a guy
Speaker 1: was talking about like how time isn't real because you
Speaker 1: can close your eyes and like go back and relive
Speaker 1: something and like that. Like he was thirty five, like
Speaker 1: a successful PhD. That's when he was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: I might be different and like had to like call
Speaker 1: his friends and be like, hey, so when you say
Speaker 1: like you can like picture something in your mind, what
Speaker 1: do you actually do you actually see stuff? And yes,
Speaker 1: like whoa, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like are you fucking with drugs again. Man, you are right.
Speaker 2: Well that's so.
Speaker 1: That's the other thing is that this article is New York.
Speaker 1: Her profile is like it goes through all these people.
Speaker 1: It talks about like how some of them have been
Speaker 1: able like all of our sacks. I think that writer
Speaker 1: about psychology, very popular writer who he didn't have the
Speaker 1: ability to like picture images in his mind, and then
Speaker 1: he took a bunch of amphetamines at one point and
Speaker 1: was like I could suddenly picture images in my mind
Speaker 1: for like three seconds and then like it went away.
Speaker 1: And he was like, and I don't recommend doing that.
Speaker 2: For visions. Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we assume like that, like those people who
Speaker 1: have had gone through their lives not being able to
Speaker 1: picture anything and just thinking when people are like I'm
Speaker 1: counting sheep in my mind. It was like conceptual, like
Speaker 1: we assume everyone is more or less like us in
Speaker 1: their minds until we are like confronted by evidence otherwise.
Speaker 1: And that's so interesting, Like when researching Einstein is like
Speaker 1: kept being like it feels like this guy is constantly high,
Speaker 1: like he's he's always like forgetting shit, and uh, he's
Speaker 1: just he's like you know, a person who is constantly stoned,
Speaker 1: but then like having like these really like high ideas
Speaker 1: and like you could say, like taking drugs is like
Speaker 1: trying on the ways other people experience the world. Like
Speaker 1: I do wonder if people are just like all on
Speaker 1: this like different continuum of like ways you can experience
Speaker 1: the world. And like I've had bad drug experiences that
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is probably what it feels like
Speaker 1: to be like X, Y or Z. Yeah yeah, just
Speaker 1: totally fucking racked by anxiety all the time. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's it's a really interesting article when they
Speaker 1: go off to it in the footnotes. But I do
Speaker 1: think that that's a very underrated aspect of just like
Speaker 1: human existence is, like our minds are just built totally
Speaker 1: different and experience the world in completely different ways. Like
Speaker 1: the people who are afantasic like are less likely to
Speaker 1: value retributive justice, I think, or no, no, no, They're more
Speaker 1: likely to be like anything like conceptual like an eye
Speaker 1: for an eye, whereas like people who are hyper fantagic
Speaker 1: or like just any suffering is like too much for them,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So it's just it's interesting,
Speaker 1: it's this whole like continuum that I didn't really understand
Speaker 1: and then like you of course, like where would you
Speaker 1: say you fall on that spectrum? Like I feel like
Speaker 1: one thing that they talked about was like people with
Speaker 1: auditory hyper fantasia who like they're like they wake up
Speaker 1: with like music playing in their head. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I have like nineties rap song like before we started recording,
Speaker 1: I was liked was saying apart from a Fuji song
Speaker 1: that I hadn't heard in twenty years, Like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I have like more auditory and then you know,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty able to.
Speaker 3: I don't know images definitely not I would say I'm Fantasia.
Speaker 3: You're Fantasia Pantasia Burrino. Fantasia Fantasia Burrino the American Idol
Speaker 3: winner or maybe she was a runner up.
Speaker 2: No, I'm definitely.
Speaker 3: I definitely have vivid I have like a very vivid
Speaker 3: memory recall, like I can really see like where I'm at,
Speaker 3: like I can smell everything. I can engage all my
Speaker 3: senses with memory pretty well.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean like I definitely I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's empathy, but like it is that is something
Speaker 3: I if I'm seeing or reading about pretty vivid suffering.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't necessarily mean like it throws me, but I
Speaker 3: think it's I think it's more empathy than anything. I
Speaker 3: think more the visual kind of sensory sort of memory stuff.
Speaker 2: I think more speaks to me than anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it is funny, like I feel like
Speaker 3: all the time we are, you know, like just learning.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm a visual learner.
Speaker 3: Like even those different yeah, yeah, that we have all
Speaker 3: these different ways that again like yeah, I can't imagine
Speaker 3: maybe like fifty years, they have been more detailed to
Speaker 3: be like you.
Speaker 2: Are X Y and Z. Like Brian in the chat
Speaker 2: just said, what the fuck? Brian?
Speaker 1: Did you say you were tactile auditory synesthetic? And I
Speaker 1: didn't know until a couple of years ago. I assumed
Speaker 1: everyone could feel sound.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? You could feel sound like the
Speaker 2: bass is hidden in your accord?
Speaker 4: So I get physical sensations throughout my body that are
Speaker 4: repeatable depending on like what I'm listening to, which I
Speaker 4: just assume was normal.
Speaker 2: And I would talk to people about it and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, totally right, like because it the way we
Speaker 1: talk about music. And I do wonder how much of
Speaker 1: it is like language created by somebody who has your ability,
Speaker 1: like has your type of brain, and then we all
Speaker 1: just assume, oh, they're just being like descriptive and using
Speaker 1: poetic license, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling the music too.
Speaker 3: I definitely have the I think the only time I
Speaker 3: get sensation is because certain songs are tied to such
Speaker 3: a strong memory, Like I just have this one song
Speaker 3: I would play before job interviews to fucking get like
Speaker 3: to get my mind like in the zone, okay, because
Speaker 3: like the economy was bad, so you had to treat
Speaker 3: these job interviews like fucking the super Bowl. When I
Speaker 3: hear that stuff, like, I get like in a like
Speaker 3: this sort of like a like a drenal response.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I think again that might be more tied
Speaker 2: to man.
Speaker 1: Speaking of the adrenal response, like they found because this
Speaker 1: does all seem like mushing. You're like, oh, you don't
Speaker 1: see images, but like they when they study the people
Speaker 1: who like don't see images, they when you tell them
Speaker 1: a scary story or they read a scary story, like
Speaker 1: they have no physical response, like when they're like hooked
Speaker 1: up to systems and stuff, like that, whereas like the
Speaker 1: hyper fantagic people have like very strong physical response and
Speaker 1: the rest of us, like, you know, you experience fear,
Speaker 1: and like they're just like unable to do that. But
Speaker 1: then they're the same if you like show them a
Speaker 1: scary movie because the energies are like there in front
Speaker 1: of them. So yeah, I just and it is interesting,
Speaker 1: Like I think a lot of people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: this younger generation is like, you know, over diagnosed, and
Speaker 1: they're obsessed with like diagnosing themselves and they're different ways
Speaker 1: of processing the world. But I think it it is
Speaker 1: like I don't know, we I feel like we're just
Speaker 1: discovering how many like different ways there are to experience
Speaker 1: the world, and like past generations were just like yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, whatever, And it is like really
Speaker 1: fucking interesting.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh shit.
Speaker 3: Dude, when we were kids, there were four kinds of
Speaker 3: people nice, mean, smart or dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was it.
Speaker 1: Like I remember when they invaulted introvert extrovert.
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, no, a new type of person
Speaker 2: just dropped.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's me, whereas before it's like you
Speaker 3: are nice and dumb. Yeah, It's like great, Miles is
Speaker 3: mean and smart, like okay.
Speaker 1: But I am interested in hearing from people, especially if
Speaker 1: like you are becoming aware of like the fact that
Speaker 1: you're like somewhere on the spectrum or you have like
Speaker 1: something like that wave of experiencing the world. Because yet
Speaker 1: like a lot of the shit, like a lot of
Speaker 1: the people that they you know, interview who are a fantagic,
Speaker 1: like found out about it through like reading some random
Speaker 1: shit and just hearing someone describe actually how their brain
Speaker 1: works in their like thirties or forties, and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, what all right?
Speaker 2: Because when I was a kid, there are only four
Speaker 2: kinds of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my underrated miles is how hard museum heists are.
Speaker 1: There's a new heist just drop every weekend at the Louver,
Speaker 1: and this one kind of seems like this one stands
Speaker 1: out because it's I think a little bit more sophisticated.
Speaker 1: Like they drove up with a truck that had a
Speaker 1: ladder and they were wearing masks from the beginning. Also
Speaker 1: that's huge that that is actually a higher bar than
Speaker 1: most art heists reach. But came up with masks, broke
Speaker 1: into the second floor window, the alarms going off, and
Speaker 1: nobody really did ship. They stole the jewels, like some
Speaker 1: famous jewels that I Napoleonic jewels, Napoleonic jewels, and I and.
Speaker 3: I went to sleep when I read that. Oh god,
Speaker 3: no jewels. Oh God.
Speaker 1: But we'll get into the details of that heist in
Speaker 1: a little bit. But I just I always think it's
Speaker 1: worth bringing up because movies, there's like the art heist
Speaker 1: genre of you know, Thomas Crown Affair and shit like that,
Speaker 1: and they treat robbing a museum like it's a classier
Speaker 1: and like more difficult and sophisticated version of bank robberies,
Speaker 1: where you have to, like you learn a choreographed dance
Speaker 1: to like get through a field of lasers and shit
Speaker 1: like that, and you gotta wear tight spandex while you
Speaker 1: gotta wear tight span. You gotta be up on the
Speaker 1: latest technology you've got it, yeah, which is always Spandex.
Speaker 1: You've got to have that Kim kardash and faith brawn
Speaker 1: so your saggy ass face doesn't hit one of the
Speaker 1: trip wires exact exactly. But in reality, like museum staff
Speaker 1: are usually unarmed, some of the biggest art heist in
Speaker 1: history are usually like somewhere between shoplifting and like a bully,
Speaker 1: like stealing someone's lunch money. It's they just like walk
Speaker 1: in and take the ship. And there's not anybody who
Speaker 1: like the most successful art heist in history. And like
Speaker 1: since I wrote about this back at Cracked, there there's
Speaker 1: been a documentary about it, but it's it happened in Boston.
Speaker 1: It's never been solved. And like the documentary was like,
Speaker 1: we don't know, like how these people must have been geniuses,
Speaker 1: but it like truly could have been planned by a
Speaker 1: five year old.
Speaker 2: It's right.
Speaker 1: They they wore police uniforms and had fake badges to
Speaker 1: get into the museum, so just like you know, Halloween costumes.
Speaker 1: They had to subdue a grand total of two security guards,
Speaker 1: who were both twenty something musicians, from one of whom
Speaker 1: admitted to showing up for work stoned.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, don't worry about them. They're not
Speaker 2: putting up a fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's it is a it's treated as and
Speaker 1: it's in like the pay of you know, like being
Speaker 1: a doorman or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like it's just like.
Speaker 3: You're not you're not being paid to be some kind
Speaker 3: of like a security specialist. You're exactly you're you're merely
Speaker 3: a body, Yeah, to dissuade someone from you know, breaking
Speaker 3: the social contract in that uh, you.
Speaker 1: Know, most famous, most successful artists ever that's ever been solved.
Speaker 1: The thieves accidentally tripped an alarm that they hadn't prepared
Speaker 1: to you know, like dance through or like body Zada
Speaker 1: Jones U wiggle through. The alarm sent a signal out
Speaker 1: to another part of the museum. It's like a it's
Speaker 1: like a baby monitor. It's just like hell. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: like the Mona Lisa. We've we've talked before about how
Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa is mostly famous because a similar thing
Speaker 1: had like a French guy stole it. And he did
Speaker 1: that by being like you know, working at the museum
Speaker 1: and then like hiding it in his smock. He just
Speaker 1: took it off the wall and like put it like again,
Speaker 1: like just like stealing a fucking candy bar from raid.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The planning is just it goes like this, well,
Speaker 2: how are we gonna get it? I gonna put it
Speaker 2: in my jacket? All right? Cool?
Speaker 1: Cool, Like you don't even you don't even need like
Speaker 1: other people involved.
Speaker 2: You're just like what if I got a bigger jacket? Oh, shit. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: let's all right, let's go get her.
Speaker 1: Another guy like one of the most successful art thieves
Speaker 1: of all all time, not a Thomas Crown level genius.
Speaker 1: He uh just you know, had a long career of
Speaker 1: taking art off the wall and hiding it in his coat,
Speaker 1: just like straight up swiping it off the wall. One
Speaker 1: point four billion dollars over the course of his career.
Speaker 1: And yeah, like that, I just doing research. It was
Speaker 1: like they the thieves usually don't know what they're stealing.
Speaker 1: They just like steal it and then wait to read
Speaker 1: in the newspaper what they saw and like what the
Speaker 1: value is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like fencing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one again, this one sounds like it was
Speaker 1: a little bit more sophisticated, but I don't like the
Speaker 1: details will emerge, but I don't think it probably needed
Speaker 1: to be. Like the one security intervention that we've read
Speaker 1: about from the theft was that like they tried to
Speaker 1: light their car on fire and somebody worked at the
Speaker 1: museum like put it out, Hey.
Speaker 3: Hey, stop that all right, all right, Hey, we're taking
Speaker 3: off on our bike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they rode away on motorcycles, which is cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is more of a jewel theft, which might be
Speaker 1: a higher level. I haven't done a ton of research
Speaker 1: into that, but just generally museums are staffed by the
Speaker 1: same people who like, there's not a hidden security force
Speaker 1: is like armed to the hilt in the other room.
Speaker 1: It's the people who are like, hey, stand back, you're
Speaker 1: standing your toes on the line, right, you know, like
Speaker 1: that's who, that's who's no flash photography?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, well you just stop the job. You
Speaker 3: just said no flash photography. Are you going to enforce that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: And when they say flash, no flash photography, I've never
Speaker 1: witnessed them like open their coat and have like.
Speaker 2: That thing on them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a fucking MP five. They're like, watch out, baby.
Speaker 1: My overrated is this new is basically candy cigarettes but
Speaker 1: for nitrous We so we, uh had a school camping
Speaker 1: trip this weekend. I'm not usual this outdoors outdoorsy, but yeah,
Speaker 1: did tide pools last week and then uh, my kids
Speaker 1: school does a camping trip every every year.
Speaker 2: This is our fifth one.
Speaker 1: The entire school up through like sixth grade, you know,
Speaker 1: goes to this one campgrounds and then the kids just
Speaker 1: like run wild like it's an animal habitat for feral children.
Speaker 2: Oh like looking like Nell the Jody Foster movie.
Speaker 1: It's just you're just hearing shit, Like as you're going
Speaker 1: to sleep, you're just hearing uh peatch, just children like
Speaker 1: getting into fights and just fucking going going nuts.
Speaker 2: Tain Mischief Ape.
Speaker 1: Six seven was was a lot of uh, it was
Speaker 1: a lot of what I was hearing. But one of
Speaker 1: the sort of icons of this camping event every year
Speaker 1: is there's a the camp store at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the hill, which is known amongst the kids as the
Speaker 1: candy Shop because they keep that shit stocked with the
Speaker 1: latest innovations in like dumb Wonka re you know. It's
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, where we the people are doing. People
Speaker 1: are putting the the research, the R and R into
Speaker 1: candy these days in a way that I wasn't aware of,
Speaker 1: but obviously, like kids are up on it. And so
Speaker 1: two years ago, like the big hit was toilet candy,
Speaker 1: which is a toilet bowl with like two lollipops on
Speaker 1: either side, and then in the toilet bowl is like
Speaker 1: the dipping you know, the sour sugar candy.
Speaker 2: You know, oh got it, got it?
Speaker 1: Like okay, you have the lollipop and then you dip
Speaker 1: it into the fund. Yeah, but presumably you know, brilliantly
Speaker 1: exploiting the skibbity ohio of it all at a time,
Speaker 1: right as that's cresting, uh this year, the the hit
Speaker 1: candy that everybody's running around with is a little canister
Speaker 1: where you're basically like spraying a stream of sour candy
Speaker 1: juice in your mouth, which I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of experience. It's called quick blast sour
Speaker 1: candy spray.
Speaker 2: Because what it's called.
Speaker 3: That doesn't even sound fun quick last hour candy spray?
Speaker 2: What the fuck you? What the fuck is this? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And it's it occur.
Speaker 1: You know, we've talked on here about the rise of
Speaker 1: galaxy gash, like the popular drug with kids, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, oh, this is just candy cigarettes for nitrius.
Speaker 1: Like kids are just walking around like firing jet streams
Speaker 1: of compressed candy gas into their mouths.
Speaker 3: Yeah, putting your mouth on a nozzle into a consumption
Speaker 3: context is always bad news.
Speaker 2: When it's like, what do you drink a wind deex?
Speaker 2: What are you getting a fucking nawse? What is this? Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's actually really frightening to me.
Speaker 1: But now I really yeah, I really want some actual
Speaker 1: journalists out there to like foya whoever makes this candy,
Speaker 1: because there's no way that they didn't at least see
Speaker 1: mad Max Fury Road and be like, hey, wait a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have an idea here.
Speaker 3: When our kids looking like the dude strapped to the
Speaker 3: front of that fucking eighteen wheeler playing guitar.
Speaker 2: That looks fucking sick.
Speaker 1: I mean it looks like I do think like the
Speaker 1: fact that that is a like the popular drug that's
Speaker 1: exploding in popularity with like young people.
Speaker 2: I feel like it has to have come.
Speaker 1: Up in the the candy development meetings.
Speaker 3: Or they're probably yeah, I mean, I'm sure all of it.
Speaker 3: It's always about like the delivery mechanism, right, Like it
Speaker 3: would either be fun dip, which felt like innoson when
Speaker 3: it was like stick this chalky tab into a powder
Speaker 3: and lick it right, and then you had like push
Speaker 3: up push pops and things like this, and everything was
Speaker 3: like how do you just kind of tweak the thing.
Speaker 1: Chew was just chewing tobacco shred gum form. You know.
Speaker 3: This is what's interesting too, because I think about how
Speaker 3: like when I was in school, the thing we got
Speaker 3: really in trouble for was fucking round with pixie stick
Speaker 3: and chopping it up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, I remember fifth snorting them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: snorting lines.
Speaker 3: I remember my friend because we were like, you know,
Speaker 3: we were watching pulp fiction and Ship. We knew about snorting,
Speaker 3: like we saw drug snortings scenes. Yeah, so we were like, oh, one,
Speaker 3: I remember for Halloween we were putting it out and
Speaker 3: we fucking chopped it up with a ruler obviously just
Speaker 3: being stupid, and tried a second and went and we
Speaker 3: were like, yeah, it was probably.
Speaker 1: A similar reaction to Uma Thurman and pulp fiction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she sorts the wrong ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like using two hands, trying to dig it out
Speaker 3: your nostril or something and then you just go down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the sensation.
Speaker 3: And then there was Raven's Revenge that was like an
Speaker 3: escalation on powdered candy. So I wonder if there's always
Speaker 3: like whatever the drug thing, like what'sever sort of in
Speaker 3: the culture, even if they don't know, because like I
Speaker 3: was just reading about pixie sticks in two tooth and eleven,
Speaker 3: like a middle school district banned it because they were
Speaker 3: seeing kids like mimicking drug.
Speaker 1: Use with Yeah, Yeah, it's uh, what like is that
Speaker 1: like that floy of the candy marry? I want to
Speaker 1: see is that a part like a admitted strategy that
Speaker 1: they're using, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Right? Right right?
Speaker 1: I feel like it has to be I feel like
Speaker 1: that it's too it's too cynical not to be true.
Speaker 2: Who's behind this? Yeah, who's behind this shit?
Speaker 1: Willie Wanka's out here giving people everlasting gobstoppers, so poor
Speaker 1: kids have candy always, and these motherfuckers are like, what
Speaker 1: if we can like mimic the drug that they're about
Speaker 1: to be hooked on when they turn into teenagers?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Exactly right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's something, Miles that you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: H the comic Kazi retail worker.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's nothing like the kind of hookup you get
Speaker 3: at a store than from a person working retail who
Speaker 3: does not give a fuck, someone who has one foot
Speaker 3: out the door, someone who just got back from a
Speaker 3: job interview for a better job and is now just
Speaker 3: running the clock out. I had the great honor of
Speaker 3: intersecting with one of these people, these hero retail workers,
Speaker 3: over the weekend because her majesty took me out to
Speaker 3: get a birthday gift on over the weekend.
Speaker 2: So and I wanted some new cups. She's like, what
Speaker 2: do you want for you?
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, we lost everything fire, I
Speaker 3: would like some cups.
Speaker 1: I've been drinking with my hands for the psyear, like
Speaker 1: this just.
Speaker 3: Together, just slurping out of the sink or out of
Speaker 3: our drinking bucket.
Speaker 2: But we don't even have a dipper.
Speaker 3: But like I wanted to get like these like really
Speaker 3: cool like just like these coffee cups okay that were
Speaker 3: just like kind of like the I liked like the
Speaker 3: ceramics of it.
Speaker 2: So there's a store we went into.
Speaker 3: We get to the store, it's like fucking two, right,
Speaker 3: and the store is closed, and I'm like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Like I know the store is open.
Speaker 3: We go next door and I'm like, are they do
Speaker 3: the people like leave for lunch. You're like, yeah, they
Speaker 3: should be back in like twenty minutes. We come back
Speaker 3: like forty minutes later, still nobody there. Yeah, And then
Speaker 3: I'm like, what.
Speaker 2: The fuck's going on?
Speaker 3: Then some guy pulls up behind He's like, Oh, what's up, guys.
Speaker 3: This is like a multinational company, Like this isn't something
Speaker 3: like BOUCHI right.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what's up. He's like, oh, my bad, dude,
Speaker 2: my bad. Yes, I just had a meeting dog. It's
Speaker 2: supposed to be thirty minutes, just shit turned to two hours.
Speaker 2: He's talking to me like this, like very converon, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1: So like this guy rich like Karen's and you know
Speaker 1: what would be like getting more and more incensed and
Speaker 1: ready to talk about to their manager. You you saw
Speaker 1: an opportunity.
Speaker 2: I go, what's up, bro, I'll go I'll good dog,
Speaker 2: all good dog. He's like, dude, I'm so sorry. He's like, bro,
Speaker 2: I'll hook you up. Bro. Sorry about that, man, I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: How'd you guys play it like that? So I go
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 3: And then like the guy was clearly very like loose.
Speaker 3: So I'm just talking to him yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Man, Like, how do you like work here?
Speaker 3: He's like, Bro, He's like low key, Bro, I hate
Speaker 3: this place, dog, But like I'm about.
Speaker 1: To leave, Brook, Are you are you fainting surprise at this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I go, oh, oh why why He's like, bro, just
Speaker 3: fucking like it's fine, like you know, but like I'm
Speaker 3: just just just so fucking boring dude, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean? Anyway, what do you want?
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, let me get like a
Speaker 3: couple of these mugs and a couple like two of
Speaker 3: those mugs. And he's like, for sure, dog, He's like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hook you up fat, and I go When
Speaker 3: he said hook you up fat, I'm like, first of all,
Speaker 3: this guy smokes weed, because that's like a weed dealer
Speaker 3: talk you have, fat, dog, I'll hook you a faty
Speaker 3: dog right now.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he was also trying to communicate to
Speaker 1: you that he deals with maybe maybe.
Speaker 3: I mean like there was an understanding when it came
Speaker 3: in all fucking weird, and I was like, bro, no
Speaker 3: fucking problem, dog, I don't even give a shit like
Speaker 3: you do you? This fucking guy gave me fifty percent
Speaker 3: off and didn't even charge me for like other shit.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Like when I looked at the thing, he's like, bro,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna like whatever, Dude, He's like, I usually
Speaker 3: I can give like twenty, I'll just give you fifties,
Speaker 3: like dude, and he goes, I'll give you fifty.
Speaker 2: I don't even give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, And I was like, yes, dog, thank you amazing,
Speaker 3: And I just think of like when I used to
Speaker 3: do that, when I worked at like the art like
Speaker 3: the Laser tag place.
Speaker 2: I used to give.
Speaker 3: Kids like tokens for the arcade machine, and I was
Speaker 3: like I was trying to hook them, Like I was like,
Speaker 3: I just don't give a fuck, And that was like
Speaker 3: my way to be like rebel.
Speaker 2: I'm like, y'all paying me minum. Wait, watch this, here's
Speaker 2: your fucking tokens. Do that have one with that?
Speaker 3: So again, I just love somebody who was just willing
Speaker 3: to give that discount, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean.
Speaker 3: Amazing And I get to when you don't fear death anymore,
Speaker 3: like in terms of getting fired getting fired, that you
Speaker 3: are actually the most one of the most powerful beings
Speaker 3: in retail.
Speaker 2: This place sucks shit, do low key?
Speaker 3: Bro, I'm fucking I'm off this shit, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: where are you off to next?
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, there's this custom furniture place.
Speaker 6: Dog.
Speaker 3: He's like, the couches are so expensive, but if I
Speaker 3: saw like three in a fucking month, I'll make way
Speaker 3: more than I do fucking here. And I'm like sick.
Speaker 3: He's like, also, I might help start a restaurant. Then
Speaker 3: he'd like listen about like eight different plans, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh to be twenty four, I know, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. I was like, all right, doggie, you do
Speaker 3: you thank you for my mugs?
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 1: You're like, you should definitely start that restaurant. Man.
Speaker 2: Look at this right there. Ooh, very beautiful mug. Yeah,
Speaker 2: very beautiful. Miles.
Speaker 1: You wanna kick us off with something he thinks underrated?
Speaker 2: Underrated? What did I put? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah five.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a fine line with toilet paper and
Speaker 3: water pressure where you go from the perfect thickness or
Speaker 3: water pressure and easily into too thick of toilet paper
Speaker 3: or too strong of water pressure. Okay, And I think
Speaker 3: it's just something to think about. I was talking about
Speaker 3: this last week when I was in DC off mic
Speaker 3: because my mother in law has like, like the I
Speaker 3: don't even know if luxurious is the way to describe it.
Speaker 3: The thickest toilet paper I've ever fucking used, and it
Speaker 3: was freaking me.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was not worthy of it. It
Speaker 2: was so thick. It felt like bed sheets, Yeah, yeah, comforters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a down comfort, Like it's like, is there
Speaker 3: down in this. Okay, I didn't realize Downey changed their
Speaker 3: whole thing, but yeah, it was so.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I it was jarring.
Speaker 3: And I'm so used to people have heard my toilet
Speaker 3: paper exploits over the supply of shitty toilet paper. Yeah,
Speaker 3: finally got through it. I upgraded to like one more ply,
Speaker 3: which is still like, you know, like I would call
Speaker 3: it journeyman toilet paper. Yeah, you know, replacement level toilet paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like utility toilet paper. But this
Speaker 3: shit was like definitely like boomer approaching retirement thickness. And
Speaker 3: it was for whatever reason, I was like, this is
Speaker 3: actually bad. It's too thick, and I don't like it
Speaker 3: to that end.
Speaker 1: Also, and I'm not just complaining about my mother in
Speaker 1: law's house at all, and it's not about it and
Speaker 1: there's nothing to do with her because actually I took
Speaker 1: a shower at another friend's place in DC.
Speaker 2: The water pressure almost ripped my fucking skin off. Wow.
Speaker 2: And I love you love a strong I love a
Speaker 2: strong spray.
Speaker 1: That's something we all know about you. You love a
Speaker 1: strong spray. You know everybody knows why you you sit
Speaker 1: outside of the bathroom when I go pee and you
Speaker 1: compliment me on the strength of my.
Speaker 3: Cup with a cup to the door because I like it.
Speaker 3: I like to really accentuate the sound and the acoustics.
Speaker 3: But just like straight fire hose shit, you're like getting pushed. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I would have like Civil Rights era flashbacks and ship.
Speaker 2: I thought a German shepherd was gonna bite me.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're in a like athletic stance and
Speaker 1: it's just pushing you back again. Your feet are just
Speaker 1: like squeaking blows up.
Speaker 2: On my feet, just sliding bass. But yeah, it was
Speaker 2: a fine line.
Speaker 1: But again, have a conversation with God, like Lieutenant Dan
Speaker 1: and the storm scene, and yeah, that is my promise you.
Speaker 1: I will make a Forest Gump preference every every day
Speaker 1: or even though I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Movie, this is our right, Yeah, like Superman references and Seinfeld,
Speaker 3: you always got to catch the Forest Gump preference in
Speaker 3: every episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We uh, we have some water pressure issues in our
Speaker 1: house where like the very inconsistent. Sometimes I'll be like,
Speaker 1: all right, I gotta hop of the shower real quick
Speaker 1: before we record, and uh, it's just like dribbling. It's
Speaker 1: it's an old man's weak stream coming out of the shower.
Speaker 1: It just like goes on and off. We've tried to
Speaker 1: work on it. There there's like a pressure gauge like
Speaker 1: outside of the house that you can like mess with
Speaker 1: a little bit. Uh so it's we we crank that
Speaker 1: up a little bit. Didn't really help that much with
Speaker 1: the water pressure on the second floor. But what it
Speaker 1: did do is like the hose on our sink, it
Speaker 1: was like too much for the hose on our sink,
Speaker 1: and it like broke before.
Speaker 2: H Let Jack know what has he got to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've been told that you need to
Speaker 1: replace the pipes.
Speaker 2: Yeah your house. Yeah yeah, sure, sure, probably we do.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just turn up the volume at the main
Speaker 3: water line.
Speaker 1: There's just ship breaking everywhere else. Yeah, all right, myles,
Speaker 1: what's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 2: Overrated? Okay?
Speaker 3: I think this is I don't think it's controversial, but
Speaker 3: I think I think poop is overrated.
Speaker 2: I think it's gross. A second here, hold on, let
Speaker 2: me finish. I think it's gross. I think you get
Speaker 2: sick if you play with it, and it's yucky. Okay,
Speaker 2: And this.
Speaker 3: Has nothing to do with anything happening at my home.
Speaker 3: In my first life, just my objective. Take that poop
Speaker 3: is yucky, it's bad.
Speaker 2: We don't touch it. It's not a toy.
Speaker 3: And if you need to take your diaper off, you
Speaker 3: ask mommy and Daddy to help you.
Speaker 2: You don't touch that, Okay. And that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: People have been saying the same overrated to me for
Speaker 1: a long time. Give me that exact same field, and
Speaker 1: I'm tired of it. I mean, Daddy will not have it.
Speaker 2: And you, bro, the guy.
Speaker 1: It's interesting the guys child is It's like he is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's stepping it up.
Speaker 3: There's an there's been escalation over the last three mornings
Speaker 3: where I wake up to some form of a dexter
Speaker 3: kill room.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what the fuck. He's like, I'm cleaning
Speaker 2: it up, and no, you are not, bro, And I
Speaker 2: gotta put a hazmad suit on now. And it's just
Speaker 2: so fucking like. I'm like, we don't play with it.
Speaker 2: We don't play any we don't play with it. That's right.
Speaker 3: And if I if I feel I say, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mommy Daddy.
Speaker 1: When it comes to playing with poop us, we roll
Speaker 1: our sleeves up in the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm just it's just a very.
Speaker 3: Interesting time in my home where I'm like I just
Speaker 3: please don't I don't I look zeit gang uh any
Speaker 3: any whatever, whatever your tips are, to try and connect
Speaker 3: the dots for a child that equal matter is not
Speaker 3: the new play though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know I'm on my ears. I'm wielding a
Speaker 2: lot of power.
Speaker 1: I will say, like children, there's those studies of children
Speaker 1: where they you know, they look at how children behave
Speaker 1: and they'll like drop a thing just to see their
Speaker 1: parents have to pick it up. You know, just be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess his boss and yeah, you know, nothing is
Speaker 1: more powerful, Like yeah.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, man, fix this light socket, homie luck
Speaker 3: cleaning that out?
Speaker 2: Fix this light socket that I just shitted? Oh no dog?
Speaker 2: Why why Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like he's got my ass, bro, Yeah
Speaker 3: he's gotten as I don't know.
Speaker 2: The power available to us all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, coming to a white house or you what is
Speaker 3: something prop you think is under its?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 6: I just think it's underrated, like like just not knowing
Speaker 6: new like jen alpha slang. That's fine, dude, Like you
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, like, let them have a thing
Speaker 6: I find.
Speaker 2: You know what I did?
Speaker 3: You witness somebody, uh speaking outside of their age bracket.
Speaker 6: Yes, I witnessed somebody speaking out of side of the
Speaker 6: age bracket and it was okay, other fathers in the building.
Speaker 6: You will be there very soon, Miles. And the pick
Speaker 6: up lines, right, the after school pickup line is the
Speaker 6: oh my god, it is the waffle house of dad
Speaker 6: ship where you just got off. You just you can't
Speaker 6: like you have to learn how you got to keep
Speaker 6: to yourself. Jack, please attest to this, like you have
Speaker 6: to be very selective as to who you'll start a
Speaker 6: converse station with because it it can go horribly right,
Speaker 6: it will go in weird direction, it could go in
Speaker 6: awful directions and it and it's like it's lose lose
Speaker 6: because let's just say you meet a dude and you're like,
Speaker 6: that's actually a cool last dude, But then our kids
Speaker 6: don't get along fuck right.
Speaker 2: But then the kid that.
Speaker 6: Your child likes got a weirdo ass dad, and now
Speaker 6: you're like ship, Like it's just like it's I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna drop you off. It's like I'll drop you off,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So it's just like it's
Speaker 2: just so much give a little honk, Yes, don't let.
Speaker 6: Them figure out how do hip hop or that I
Speaker 6: got a podcast or you like, because they're looking for somebody.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're both looking for somebody. That's kind of you're
Speaker 2: a rapper and podcast.
Speaker 3: If you were a stand up comedian also, it would
Speaker 3: be cooked all back, Jason, I do a little wrapping myself.
Speaker 2: It's all you play the shook Ones instrumental. Yeah. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 2: luckily a few times I've scored.
Speaker 6: So the dude that runs the record label that put
Speaker 6: out Andre's flute record. Yeah, yeah, so they family goes
Speaker 6: to my kids school. So like I've lucked out a
Speaker 6: few times like that dude, That dude's dope. You know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying, like like just all this like comperimental. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I was like, okay, he's dope. Right, So I've scored
Speaker 6: every once in a while. But sometimes you just run
Speaker 6: into the dude that sees me and thinks I want
Speaker 6: to hear him try out his new slang.
Speaker 1: Right, And I'm like seven right, what?
Speaker 6: And I have to look at Homie and be like, look, man,
Speaker 6: just keep whipping in the naan, like just stay where
Speaker 6: you are, just stay you're going, Homie, Like if you
Speaker 6: feel me like find something timeless, like whatever you know,
Speaker 6: like whatever the verbal version of like just a pair
Speaker 6: of clean dickies and a white tea is some chucks, bro,
Speaker 6: Like just stay classic.
Speaker 2: You feel me like, you can't lose if you just
Speaker 2: stay classic. It's okay. You don't know what six seven is? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's fine. That's their thing. Let them have a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, So I just told it doesn't mean anything,
Speaker 1: so it's fine for me to use it in all contexts.
Speaker 2: Actually, and you know what, you might be right.
Speaker 1: And that's actually cool and that makes me cool, just
Speaker 1: that fly.
Speaker 2: Out And here's the thing, because I have it, you
Speaker 2: might be right. You know why? You know why you
Speaker 2: might be right?
Speaker 1: Or why?
Speaker 7: I don't know because I don't know. And it's okay
Speaker 7: that I don't know. And guess what, these kids don't
Speaker 7: know what the fuck we're talking about. They don't know
Speaker 7: what the hell were talking about. They don't want to know.
Speaker 6: When they hear a song that like, actually that song
Speaker 6: came from Let them have a song, man, you want
Speaker 6: to hear the sample.
Speaker 2: You want to hear the sample.
Speaker 6: No, let them have a song, Like I almost showed
Speaker 6: my daughter the Luther Vandro song as she was singing
Speaker 6: along to Sissy and Kendrick, and I caught myself and
Speaker 6: was like, why are you doing this?
Speaker 2: You know what happens? Yeah, exactly let her have it.
Speaker 2: You know who is not like, what is something you
Speaker 2: think is over?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That would be Superman. No.
Speaker 6: Now she asked me why is it called Luther? Then
Speaker 6: I would tell her, but like she's not asking the
Speaker 6: red questions. I mean, but you're the cool dad.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's kind of the formative process, is
Speaker 3: you have somebody, even though they are not into it,
Speaker 3: they're gonna be like, you know, actually I did appreciate you.
Speaker 6: Actually now my oldest But she found it on her own.
Speaker 6: So the thing was I just exposed her to it.
Speaker 2: I didn't like make her. It was just you would
Speaker 2: come in the house.
Speaker 6: I'm playing in the house, I'm walking around, I'm doing
Speaker 6: this is what we're playing. There's records that those are
Speaker 6: the records right there. I'm pulling from there and just
Speaker 6: let it be a part of her ethos. And now
Speaker 6: she's like, yeah, now she's you see the crates behind me,
Speaker 6: She's like digging through them crates.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1: What is something from your search history that is revealing
Speaker 1: about who you are?
Speaker 9: This is so embarrassing. H I'm a big Cardi B fan.
Speaker 9: I have tickets to her first show back after giving
Speaker 9: birth in February, so we'll see how that goes. I
Speaker 9: like the new album a lot. I think it's great.
Speaker 9: I didn't love it the first listen through, but the
Speaker 9: second listen I was like, this is amazing, still very good. Anyway,
Speaker 9: I've been watching a lot of Cardi B interviews and
Speaker 9: she was on one interview with Angie Martinez and I
Speaker 9: was just looking at her watch and I was like, damn,
Speaker 9: that's a nice watch. And I was like trying to
Speaker 9: zoom in and I couldn't find you know, like, what
Speaker 9: is this watch?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 9: So I was really into the watch. It was like big,
Speaker 9: chunky and white, and I realized, yes, I finally found it,
Speaker 9: and it is a two point five million dollar watch
Speaker 9: that some boys, some guys name it's whatever.
Speaker 2: So then Richard Richard.
Speaker 9: Million dollar watch. Now, of course, this takes my love
Speaker 9: of her down because I'm like, nobody needs a two
Speaker 9: and a half million dollar watch, you know, blah blah blah.
Speaker 9: I'm you know, but I didn't did search chunky white
Speaker 9: watch and realized that, you know, for the rubes out
Speaker 9: there who just want to watch that looks like a nice.
Speaker 1: Watch's just pointing to a chunky white watch on her
Speaker 1: own wrist.
Speaker 9: There's a lot of dupes out there here, so I'm
Speaker 9: a total dupe and I like. I like it. It's
Speaker 9: it's white, it's light, and it's guess.
Speaker 2: Let me see that. Let me see that. Bring that close.
Speaker 10: To bring that close to grandmother's eyes so I can look.
Speaker 9: Again if you can't focus on it. But it's like
Speaker 9: I got.
Speaker 2: The clear watch. It's guest.
Speaker 1: Branch's not asking you to guess yet, let me bring
Speaker 1: it close.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Richard mill, Yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Was a joke.
Speaker 1: If anybody laughed at that joke, that was a joke
Speaker 1: from the Brady Bunch movie that I just stole.
Speaker 11: There so wow, where she jeans are those and she
Speaker 11: says guess and she goes, okay, Lee LEVI ye, No
Speaker 11: it is.
Speaker 2: I haven't bought.
Speaker 9: Something from guests, I think since I was like seventeen,
Speaker 9: So this is very like. I like the watch. It's fine,
Speaker 9: it's cute. It is definitely a like I saw Cardi
Speaker 9: b on an interview, and I don't have two and
Speaker 9: a half million dollars.
Speaker 3: Funny, I didn't never clogged Cardi B to be one
Speaker 3: of your style icons, because you don't dress like Cardi
Speaker 3: B at all your.
Speaker 9: Energy on the I need some ribs removed first and
Speaker 9: putting I don't know where some I guess inner thigh
Speaker 9: weight into my ass.
Speaker 2: The point is, you know the ribs in your ass?
Speaker 2: Knock on thing.
Speaker 9: No, not my satellite on.
Speaker 2: But I was needing a.
Speaker 9: New watch, and I just you know, so I was
Speaker 9: like chunky watch, and I feel like Google or Duck
Speaker 9: Duck go, which I use knew that I was looking
Speaker 9: for a very dupe.
Speaker 2: Hey, don't go.
Speaker 3: I mean you can find Chonky so many people do.
Speaker 3: You could have found one that is pretty much like
Speaker 3: a just a direct ripoff of that. Oh yeah, if
Speaker 3: you really wanted to have that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: I could, I know.
Speaker 9: All, but that would have been like what like five
Speaker 9: hundred thousand or something like pople You get.
Speaker 10: That shit on the gate for like fucking like eighty bucks.
Speaker 9: Okay, anyway, the right I don't know what the Google's
Speaker 9: da gate.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is where the Chinese websites where you get
Speaker 3: all the counterfeit merchandise.
Speaker 1: I feel like the world of reps has been under
Speaker 1: publicized because it is really like the very foundation of
Speaker 1: capitalism wobbles under its weight under replicas. The most expensive
Speaker 1: pair of shoes, like the My wife, for I think
Speaker 1: our anniversary, bought me these shoes that were like my
Speaker 1: grail sneakers, the Union, Guaba Ice, Jordan Force, and I
Speaker 1: was wearing them. Miles was there, he can attest to
Speaker 1: this in Las Vegas and a teenager walked up to
Speaker 1: me and goes and goes nice reps.
Speaker 8: No, laughed.
Speaker 1: So not only not only like can you fool people
Speaker 1: by getting the reps, but if you are stupid enough
Speaker 1: to spend the money on the nice thing that you covet, yeah,
Speaker 1: people are gonna think they're reps anyways, might as well
Speaker 1: just get the fucking reps.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 9: So he wasn't like he just clocked you with someone
Speaker 9: who didn't wasn't able to get the rep. It was
Speaker 9: able to get the original.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just trying to because reps are so
Speaker 3: pervasive and they look some of them are so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And there was a sneaker convention in town. So
Speaker 1: he was like, but like the fact that there's a
Speaker 1: sneaker convention in town at the time means that he
Speaker 1: was like he was really saying fuck you, because he
Speaker 1: was like, look at this rube who just bought some reps,
Speaker 1: like at the sneaker.
Speaker 2: Convey Did you chase him out? Like no, not, they're
Speaker 2: actually real.
Speaker 3: I mean, like to your point, it's really interesting. Just
Speaker 3: like his as somebody who loves sneakers but hates paying
Speaker 3: just like insane amounts of money. I'm like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: buy fakes because I'm not about to pay fucking five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars for parisoningger.
Speaker 2: I'll pay it a hundred from somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like it it's it's it's broken the brains
Speaker 3: of like hype beast brand focused people who are like
Speaker 3: the whole point is like you don't want to like
Speaker 3: why spend for the cheap thing, like you want to
Speaker 3: spend like the twelve hundred dollars on the other thing,
Speaker 3: Like that's the whole.
Speaker 2: Point of it.
Speaker 10: And you're like, it actually isn't.
Speaker 3: And look how pressed you are because somebody just showed
Speaker 3: up with the thing that looks like the thing that
Speaker 3: costs two thousand dollars or whatever.
Speaker 9: It's it's I mean, I'm not into Like when I
Speaker 9: did go to China, they did take us like part
Speaker 9: of the tour when I visit. I can't remember if
Speaker 9: I was outside of Beijing. They took us to a
Speaker 9: place that was like, you know, number one, First of all,
Speaker 9: you ever tried to like not buy something, you know,
Speaker 9: like just a place that's like nothing but dupes and
Speaker 9: reps and like whatever, like fakes, knock off shit. It's impossible.
Speaker 9: You cannot make eye contact with any vendors because they'll
Speaker 9: be like, buy my glasses, please, saw you looking?
Speaker 8: I saw you looking, and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 8: oh my god.
Speaker 9: But I will say like I'm not someone who's ever
Speaker 9: been into brands. I don't. I really don't care. Like
Speaker 9: I understand occasionally occasionally be like oh, like the logo
Speaker 9: whatever whatever, but it really is about like, oh, the
Speaker 9: style is nice. It's a nice style.
Speaker 1: It's a well the way it looks anyway, I just
Speaker 1: put it in the chat.
Speaker 2: Look at that dupe that's thirteen bucks off the gate.
Speaker 9: Shut up, yes, this looks exactly like what I have there.
Speaker 3: You go, you know what I mean, yeah, save your coins,
Speaker 3: save your coins, quest for the Revolution?
Speaker 2: What is what something you think is underrated? Underrated? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I can answer that question.
Speaker 2: So underrated? All right, you sound like a guilty guy
Speaker 2: being questioned.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you Saturday night around two am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can answer that question.
Speaker 8: Asked midnight, sure, two hours to two am in the morning.
Speaker 8: In the morning, then I was at so underrated.
Speaker 12: I have sleep masks, but with the eyes indented, if
Speaker 12: that makes sense. So you can get a sleep mask
Speaker 12: that doesn't cons your eyes. So it's there's like I.
Speaker 10: Who hold, there's a concave, so there's cavity.
Speaker 1: It pops a little bit.
Speaker 8: Yeah, macavity, macavity.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what we said.
Speaker 12: We said, he sure, no, No, you can get the
Speaker 12: rum Tum Tugger brand of eyeglasses. Why are you guys
Speaker 12: talking about cats constantly?
Speaker 2: Your ago?
Speaker 8: That happened so long?
Speaker 2: They took out the butts? Okay, the butthole cut. We
Speaker 2: won't stop. We won't stop.
Speaker 1: I will not stop until they released the butthole cut
Speaker 1: in theaters.
Speaker 10: Jack didn't Jack doesn't even know me. I'd even vote
Speaker 10: in the election.
Speaker 1: Rating only the only thing keeping I actually think the
Speaker 1: country is on a great course, except they didn't release
Speaker 1: the butthole cut you.
Speaker 8: Like the masks, Yeah, I mean I get Yeah.
Speaker 3: Once you have one that actually like doesn't press against
Speaker 3: your eyelashes and stuff, it makes it a lot easier
Speaker 3: because I used to look, I got luscious eyelashes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so does Jack too. And then I think also Jack,
Speaker 8: I don't know if.
Speaker 1: You eye luscious.
Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: The.
Speaker 3: Little discomfort yeah right anyway, yeah, so great are you doing?
Speaker 1: And is that why you need the concavity over the
Speaker 1: eyes or is it something about like the feeling of
Speaker 1: having your eyes pushed back into your ship.
Speaker 8: It's the thing about my eyes big push back.
Speaker 2: Into my ship.
Speaker 11: Yeah, pushed it, yeah, my whole eyes ship.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's definitely that.
Speaker 12: Because your eyes are more or firmer than the lash,
Speaker 12: like the lashes. If you're doing it with with care,
Speaker 12: you can push down a lash, you know, like and
Speaker 12: be relatively comfortable. But yeah, no, it's not having the
Speaker 12: eye it's like you're not wearing it at all. Essentially,
Speaker 12: where if you have a cheap piece of ship eyemask
Speaker 12: that pushes in your ship, your eyes, ship in your
Speaker 12: eyes ship, I remember the luck.
Speaker 10: A lot of people don't realize in training, that's what
Speaker 10: those gangsters were talking about when they're talking to Ethan
Speaker 10: Hawk's characters.
Speaker 1: Pushed it to push gently on his eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you ever notice people when they laugh really hard
Speaker 1: will push on.
Speaker 2: Their ars like that?
Speaker 8: Mm hm oh some people.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a new trend. I'm noticing.
Speaker 2: I make a lot of people laugh really hard. So
Speaker 2: that's that's.
Speaker 1: The thing that I've just I'm on the cutting edge
Speaker 1: of people's reactions when they like.
Speaker 3: You're spitting like shards of apple into their faces and
Speaker 3: you speak and like, yeah, wait, what's your theory there?
Speaker 10: Like they're trying to keep their eyeballs from popping out,
Speaker 10: so they got to keep their ship.
Speaker 1: I just I've seen multiple comedians, like on podcasts do
Speaker 1: it where like somebody says something really funny early that
Speaker 1: young Matt Appadaka does it.
Speaker 2: It's a trend. It's a trend with uh people. I've noticed.
Speaker 1: We got to get his ass back here and take
Speaker 1: him to task on this pushing his whole ship, and
Speaker 1: I think, what's your.
Speaker 2: Eyes about to pop out? Like that?
Speaker 10: One lady in the nineties who had a whole career
Speaker 10: for making her eyes pop out on TV?
Speaker 1: How do you think she found out she had that skill?
Speaker 3: I should have been laughing like the whole time. I'm
Speaker 3: glad I didn't because I wouldn't have this mansion. LMO laughed,
Speaker 3: my eyes off, laugh, my eyes out, my eyes out.
Speaker 3: You're making me laugh my eyes out.
Speaker 2: Laugh my fucking eyes out. The are you?
Speaker 1: You're a sleep mask guy? Because I'm working on a
Speaker 1: loose theory, Blake. There's a recent study that said that
Speaker 1: night lights cause people to be at a higher risk
Speaker 1: of heart failure and heart disease, heart attack, all the
Speaker 1: bad all the bad ones, all the heart stuff. And
Speaker 1: I'm wondering. I was wondering because I also have a
Speaker 1: I've heard anecdotally from people and this apparently isn't backed
Speaker 1: up by science, but that like mental institutions are a
Speaker 1: lot more busy, have a lot more incoming on nights
Speaker 1: with full moons, and I'm wondering, like if it's just
Speaker 1: the subtle sleep disruption of having some light in the
Speaker 1: room from the full moon or sleep interesting.
Speaker 12: I so we have blackout curtains, as as I've told
Speaker 12: you multiple time, as I've said on our on top.
Speaker 10: Of a hat, isn't it You got blackout curtains and
Speaker 10: you need the imass.
Speaker 12: I'll use the imass when I travel, and which I
Speaker 12: should have, which I should have disclosed earlier, and I apologized,
Speaker 12: but it is.
Speaker 8: It does help when you travel.
Speaker 1: Sleep mask with I indented for travel, can.
Speaker 12: Get Yeah, I'm sorry to give you more work justin
Speaker 12: when you get a chance, can you actually edit what
Speaker 12: I just clean?
Speaker 8: Let's get clean.
Speaker 2: People are gonna want that clean.
Speaker 12: I think I masks scooped out eyes for travel and also.
Speaker 1: So gross, get stoop out, Let me get out scooped outs,
Speaker 1: scoop toasted.
Speaker 12: Can I toasted eye masks scooped out? Well, here's here's
Speaker 12: an I wonder also where if it is darker in
Speaker 12: your room and you can't see anything, there's probably dangerous
Speaker 12: there too. Where We were staying one night at my
Speaker 12: in laws and I walked at a speed that would
Speaker 12: suggest that I had no worries in the world, directly
Speaker 12: into the corner of a wall and had like didn't
Speaker 12: put my hands up, like didn't slow down, and had
Speaker 12: a big out that in my head he was.
Speaker 2: Walking with purpose. Face burst the.
Speaker 12: Wall as if I had, Like I was in the
Speaker 12: airport and had time to make my flight, so I
Speaker 12: didn't have to run, but.
Speaker 8: Like was I got to walk at a brisk pace?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Se, Yeah, there's dangers everywhere.
Speaker 5: All right, And that's going to do it for this
Speaker 5: edition of Oops. All overrated, underrated, and we'll be back
Speaker 5: Monday to find out all the baffling and horrible things
Speaker 5: that happened over the weekend.
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