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Speaker 1: How came beg everybody to another episode? Was that too much?

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Speaker 1: Was that too much? My name is Joey Grim. I

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Speaker 1: can't say my name, It's Greer. I'm your guest host

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Speaker 1: for today. Kevin Pollock is out filming an infomercial about

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Speaker 1: how to put socks on hands. It's gonna make a

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Speaker 1: lot of money. I guarantee you. We've got so many

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Speaker 1: freaking crazy good ass alchemist tonight, it's gonna be blowing

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Speaker 1: your ass out of your head, all right, So let's

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Speaker 1: get into it now. I know we'd go through this.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna ask some questions. We're gonna get to know

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Speaker 1: us a little bit, right, and uh, I just want

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Speaker 1: to really just say right before this, these questions are

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Speaker 1: respect them because I I went to my family vault

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Speaker 1: to get these. So let's get started. James Keeney, how

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Speaker 1: I mean, because if that was the serious question, it's

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Speaker 1: I let me ask a question. I'm good, give me

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Speaker 1: the question. The question is this, if you had six

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Speaker 1: Where would it be? Six gold coins? This is a

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Speaker 1: from coins. I think I would probably melt them into

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Speaker 1: handful of It doesn't. But nine tenths of value is perceptuous,

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Speaker 1: like it's worth nothing until someone's willing to pay you

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Speaker 1: valuable than little circles. You heard it here first. You

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Speaker 1: heard it here first. Thank you, and that person telling

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Speaker 1: us the truth is Lisa them Paris welcome. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for being here and doing the show. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Thank you for being here, um as well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for having Thank you. Thank you. Now, you've

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Speaker 1: be able to hear. Yes, what we'll see, we'll see

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Speaker 1: because you've said that before. And then I listened to

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Speaker 1: the episode. I am I had a listening party. I

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Speaker 1: and then I'm just kind of fully cut. So we'll

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Speaker 1: see knock on when this one goes. But you know,

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Speaker 1: get go to Costco. Get some rotistry chicken, because this

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, and you know that's what

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Speaker 1: is this is side note here. I did a rotistry

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Speaker 1: chicken the other day and I go, I gotta figure

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Speaker 1: it's not it's not a grilled chicken. So I got

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Speaker 1: I got schooled. So this is my question to you.

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Speaker 1: This is agatting, a very personal question. Respect. This is

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Speaker 1: You don't know how to You don't know how to

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Speaker 1: adjust the door handles on the caddy, and you come here,

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Speaker 1: to operate a caddy, and not to mention, not to

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Speaker 1: a no look floppy foot, but no look really lets

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Speaker 1: detachment from the reality. Exactly, exactly, if there's a cigarette around,

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Speaker 1: in the wild. And exactly, floppy foot organic cigarettes. I

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Speaker 1: know you're working on that submarine. You've been doing some

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Speaker 1: black ops work for many governments. On my question to

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Speaker 1: strawberries and mayonnaise. What would it be? You know, when

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Speaker 1: stem itself. But so it's the fresh strawberry stems. Put

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Speaker 1: that recipe. You can find that on our Patreon. And

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Speaker 1: it's you gotta get into apple Man, because you are,

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Speaker 1: you're using absolute technology. Yeah, never mind, nobody just gonna

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Speaker 1: All our scene suggestions for today have been submitted. But

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Speaker 1: I'm a human being. Um, all right, So what's gonna

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Speaker 1: but first we have someone news gooditude blah blah blah blah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it around for you guys. Yeah, all right, we'll get

417
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: that for you in a second. Gossie. Then that you

418
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: guys serve that parrot. Of course, of course we do

419
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 1: a customers customer. Okay, you understand that. If you don't understand,

420
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: what if you had to run a business. That parrot

421
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: comes in with corters and nickels every single day. Is this, say, Nazi,

422
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 1: what is that? Did you did you send the parrot

423
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: out to get the sandwiches? Yeah, well it's say it's

424
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of hungry guys here. Oh my god,

425
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 1: you had me, said a freaking parent to get hungry.

426
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: Who's the food? Damn? These boys won't shut up. Listen,

427
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: you have me take I said, I can uber, I

428
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: could dore dash, I could pick it up. He said, no,

429
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: I want to see the parrot do it. It's gonna

430
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: take longer for a parent to deliver twenty talian subs.

431
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: You understand that, right, He's gonna be like at a time.

432
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: We spent a couple of years teaching this part numerous

433
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: words to order sandwiches. I mean it's impressive. I'm sorry,

434
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: but the parents Fezis of it. They've snapped. I don't

435
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: know what the weight load or what, but they've just

436
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 1: popped right off the body and there it's Fetzis, Yes,

437
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: and you are you are a veterinarian? Uh Sam Crotchkey,

438
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: who was recommended you're a real veterinarian because this sounds

439
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: fake as ship. I'm yeah, I'm real. Crotch Key. Sounds

440
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: fake as shit. Okay, all right, that's not my real

441
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: last name. You got me throw me in tals you'll

442
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 1: be in the head. But what's real? Why would you

443
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: do why would you use like a stage name for

444
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: being a veterinarian. It's just something that's just it's just

445
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: it's look all right, so it wasn't. I'm so sorry.

446
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: The dog. The dog, it needs help. It's about to die.

447
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 1: What do I do? Oh my god, let's do something

448
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: with the fetzis. Let's uh, the fetis. It can't breathe.

449
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: It it's it's it's it's trick you. It's it can't breathe.

450
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with the with the feet. Okay,

451
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: well let's check everything. Hey, um, and Paulina, can I

452
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 1: ask you a question? Of course? Just of course. Sorry.

453
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: I was doing an acting class. I'm doing an acting class,

454
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: and I'm doing this like it's like a fancy roll. Anyway,

455
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm back. How you doing, honey? What can I help? Good?

456
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: Do you want bologna? Hand? No? No, I want you

457
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: to just try one bye to this, Just take one

458
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: bye to this. Oh I don't know about that. If

459
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: Pauli sees me, sweetie, you got to know a poem

460
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: mean what is that a croc something croc croc? Madammy?

461
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: Just take one body, please, I can't What are you

462
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: gonna do? Well, I can't tell you. I don't want

463
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: you to think badly of your uncle, but I already do.

464
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: I already do. No, he'll he'll make me watch you

465
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: stev shows. I can't handle it. Look, I'll get rid

466
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: of them. That's what you need. We know people. Are

467
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: You're gonna whack your uncle Polly if he gets in

468
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: the way of you? Just taking one by okay, okay, okay, okay.

469
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: So I got all the stock in the very fell?

470
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: Is that uncle Polly? Are you doing that? Was that?

471
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: This just hooking food? Some kind of French bullshit? Eyes?

472
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: What is just bread? It's just beshamel on top? This

473
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: is a chrook, madam. So you've been knowing what best

474
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: your mel is this whole time? So I think I'm

475
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: doing something bad. You've been knowing what best your mel is?

476
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: Oh you kidding me? I have been swimming in the

477
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: holiday cost You've been swimming. Here we go the truth

478
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: comes out. Excuse to me? Are you still open? Yeah?

479
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: We're open? You want Yeah? What do you want? Hamm

480
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: a fucking bologny. I was wondering if there's anything off menu.

481
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is that guy. Keep coming in. You're

482
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: looking for a human body. But buddy, things continue to

483
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: whisper among yourselves. Holy boys, Right, all right, Look what

484
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: business ain't doing so well? Maybe I should Maybe I

485
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: should sell some of my body, though, maybe some of

486
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: my feet. Come on, don't do it, though you've got

487
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: gray feet. Come on, you know what you feed. Come on.

488
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: But I'm not a young man anymore. I can't be

489
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: running around like I used to do. I've heard he

490
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: said that the mark of a good deli is can

491
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: they do a plain turkey sandwich on white nothing to

492
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 1: make it the most incredible salary? Yea, yeah, we can

493
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: do that. Hey, James, Hey, there just being feeding the

494
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: pigeons in the park. Huh. I find the feeding the

495
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: pigeons gives me a lot of time to think. I

496
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: wish I had time to think. Well, wait a second,

497
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: what's if you don't have time to think? I believe

498
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: it or not, I make time to think in the

499
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: middle of other activities. What what is keeping you from

500
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: being able to think? I got my hand and my

501
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: uncle down my back, down my throat it's not good.

502
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: Your on your back, on my back and down my throat.

503
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: Are you asking me to take somebody out again? No? No, no, no, no,

504
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: but mine taking people out. It's just it. Sometimes you

505
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: feel like you just come hang out with me at

506
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: the park because you want to eventually ask me to

507
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: put a hit on someone. Alright, alright, alright, it's true,

508
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: but it's not my family. Oh my god, what a

509
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: cute dog you have, sir? What acute is this? Can

510
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: I pet your dog? Please? Don't? It's okay, you have

511
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: a good day. I'm sorry, sir. My wife wanted to

512
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: pet your dog. I think you're gonna allow her to

513
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: pet your dog. I don't think you understand. My dog

514
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,719
Speaker 1: has rabies. Now if if it bites your wife, then

515
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to put my dog down. It's a

516
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: family member. Oh then I'm also gonna have to put

517
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: my wife down because you'll have rabies. I understand exactly.

518
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: So we understand the risk. Sir. Your dog has long rabies,

519
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: which is not as serious as as rabies, which causes

520
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: you know, usually immediate death. But it's a longer lying

521
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: you know, endemic rabies. That makes sense, But the drool

522
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: in the foam of the mouth is going to be constant,

523
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: though some days will be better than others. Okay, And

524
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: how's our parrot? I mean the parents not doing well

525
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: without the feet? Hello? Parent? Yeah, that's kind of all that,

526
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: she says, that's too bad. And and did the parent

527
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: have a longer vocabulary before the yes, yes, quite annoyingly,

528
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: so she can partificate on everything. Pardon I said, it

529
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: doesn't need feed. It's it can fly. I mean, it's

530
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: a it's a part. Well, I'm kind of a pigeon expert.

531
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: Pigeons are in the same family as parents for us

532
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: at the same time. It's a day chef. I came

533
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: back up the mountain. Life isn't going the way I

534
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna go once I left here. People

535
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: don't want to deconstructed b LT. They just want to

536
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: be LT. They don't want to know where the tuna

537
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: comes from. They just want to tune to fish. I

538
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with all the knowledge and

539
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: information you gave me. The pots of water you left

540
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: on the burner three years ago. Is that the rolling boil?

541
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: And he's assaultage just right, You're ready for the next step?

542
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I seen too. He means the same

543
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: fate as Brandon. I'll tell you what boiling water is tough.

544
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone else goes the same way. Alright.

545
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: Our third and final c comes from an email from Biffster.

546
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's its legal name. Suggestion When Home Jim's

547
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: finally run their course, what will be the new craze

548
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: to occupy those useless spaces? You are all awesome. When

549
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: is the next time anyone will be performing in Austin?

550
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: I don't know you. What are you gonna perform next?

551
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm in Austin very soon, you do? You don't know me.

552
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: You weren't referencing because you've never been cut out of

553
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: every like what I'm doing. I'll be doing Moon Tower

554
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: No Vulcan Gas Company February eleven and twelve. I'm doing

555
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: my solo show two nights come outmail. Yes, how do

556
00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: you like that? That's not bad? That's not bad, they asked,

557
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: So you gotta you gotta go, you gotta do it.

558
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: That's just me on a different email. Bitsy bitsy po um.

559
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: So this whole area here is just like it would

560
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: be perfect if you want to put a home gym

561
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: or something like that. But I know I can actually

562
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: bring this, Like we need a home Jim, I feel

563
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: like we look, honey, look at me. No, he's just

564
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: making a suggestions. I don't think. I mean, I don't, sir,

565
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: you have an entire metal exoskeleton. I understand that. But

566
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: let me lift this meal. Let me show you. You know,

567
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: I think we know he knows all right, but then

568
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: he would know that we don't need at home gym.

569
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: I understand, that's right. I guess some of us weren't

570
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: lucky enough to do the intergalactic school exchange program. So

571
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: use our bodies transformed into machine and the ten percent

572
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: left a man and he's has a lot of anger.

573
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: Ten percent man I have is all the man. She

574
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: needs buddies, So don't get any needs that. It's just

575
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: as penis is the devers. So that fleshy mass at

576
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: the bottom is yeah, it's it's the button and the penis.

577
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: It's the whole lower of tremitis. It's the butteh girlfriend, girlfriends,

578
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: So tell me, like what's like, like, girlfriend, Like, what's

579
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: his like? Like just to be honest, like, what's it thing? Like?

580
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: Is it like it's like big, like what's the girlfriend.

581
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: You will never understand, like you will never get it.

582
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: So it's the same. The size of his penis actually

583
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: hasn't changed, but it's the rest of his body that

584
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: has changed into like metal. So he's like a metal

585
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: think of like a mannequin, but made of metal. But

586
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: then if you, if you, but if you keep the

587
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: ass and penis part and keep in mind the balls

588
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: are still metal. So yeah, So the flesh, if you

589
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: think about it's like wearing a suit of armor. So

590
00:36:55,200 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: the flesh, it's like squeezed out girlfriend. Girlfriend. So that's

591
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: so interesting. Interesting. Definitely interesting is a word. Hey listen, Jake,

592
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: you've been doing a good job going around to these houses,

593
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: given them ideas of what could be in those spaces. Um, now,

594
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: I just got a little tip a runey. I'm gonna

595
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: let you win on a little something. Okay. I don't

596
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: want to do cocaine at working No, no, no no,

597
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: this is on the level. This is on the level

598
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: home Jim's and they go in bye bye. Oh okay,

599
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: So now I leave it up to you. You're creative,

600
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,479
Speaker 1: young man. Think of all the things that could fill

601
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: those spaces, things that our customers want things that are Sorry, guys,

602
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: I just saw you in the bathroom. I thought you

603
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: were doing some bumps. Do you need I don't want

604
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: to be around this. You're not doing this. Jesus, you

605
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 1: gotta get that fucking septum surgery. I think I did

606
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: most of your bag. It's all good from all right, sick.

607
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: I want you to be creative. So listen, you have

608
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: an appointment today five one, two, six nine quarter street. Okay,

609
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 1: it's a quarter streets even a full street. It's not

610
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: even a full street. It's uh, you gotta give me

611
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: full streets. Well, prove yourself. So go there, unclogged the toilet.

612
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure, excuse I'm not. I'm not he doesn't.

613
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, went in Rome. Yeah, hello pearole officer here.

614
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jesus, I wasn't. I wasn't doing and

615
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: we just we had one. You had one thing. I

616
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: wasn't doing it. He didn't do anything really, because that

617
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: girl is she's I've never seen someone more on blow

618
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: than her. It was just she's react out of her head. Okay,

619
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: but no, that's so disappointing that you have to trust me.

620
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: It's back to Pearl for you. Come on, I can't

621
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: go inside that giant crystal pearl. There's no sound. It's

622
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: definitely big, big for you. Yeah. Yeah, so we were

623
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: supposed to see our listening. Okay, now look, we'll go

624
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: back to the school after this. Okay, Harper, it's not

625
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: that big a deal to be able to see those

626
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: kids in a second, all right, Jesus, Hi guys started

627
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: to keep you waiting. Sorry, that guy is so ugly.

628
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mom, I'm so no, it's fine. I

629
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: oh my god. I don't want to judge a book

630
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: by its cover, but that cover has been shifted on.

631
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: The cover has been shifted on. I'll be honest. I

632
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: usually send out a younger, more attractive guy, but he

633
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: just he got sent back to the big pearl. This

634
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: is what cocaine does to you. This is what cocaine

635
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: does you right there, Mom, Just if I can just

636
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: do it, it's a great property. I think you'll want

637
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: to see it quickly, Okay, okay, okay, so come on in,

638
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 1: come on in. You can see this is a nice

639
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, okay, this is kind of hurting my feelings.

640
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: But so this is the kitchen here open layout, you

641
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: can see open concept. Okay, come over here. This is

642
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: the primary bedroom. This could be your bedroom. Right here,

643
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: this is on suite, and then there's this space. What

644
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: do you think She's a giant room with mirrors the

645
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: room and so what does that remind you of? What

646
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: could this possibility? That's so funny you say that because yes,

647
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: that's the bottle ding ding ding ding ding. Y'all another household? Y?

648
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what is that? Sixteen houses today? I'm

649
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: on a roll. Yeah, yeah, you had a good day.

650
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: You had a good day. Yeah, yeah, I showed it.

651
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: I showed the house. Yeah, but he brought the strip

652
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: read So that's what really put it over. That was

653
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: that was a lucky accident. That was his actual person.

654
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: You think that's a lucky that's the six I mean,

655
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: that's a happy accident that just keeps happening. I mean

656
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: I sold sixteen houses today. Yeah, well one of them

657
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: was on quarter streets. So talk to me when you

658
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: got a full street sell what you talk to me

659
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: when you have one street sale? Like, I just want

660
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: to set of steak knives. Nobody gets coffee until we sell,

661
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: all right. I just I need the coffee because I

662
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: just I can get out of sleep. How long have

663
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: you been in the pearl. I've been in the prophet

664
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: six weeks, six weeks. I've been in here for sixty years.

665
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: Sixty years. Look great, thank you? Well. No no age

666
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: or time happens in Perl, and no sound. We're communicating

667
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: in our brains. Oh my god. So im so I

668
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: get to see all my friends and family. Oh my god,

669
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: I get to see the business to know. I'm so sorry.

670
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll understand how this works. Age. Your

671
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: time does not pass for us. I'm so sorry. You

672
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: got so excited, but it's passing at a normal speed outside,

673
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: so by the time we accelerate, we're going to get No.

674
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you still are not understanding this really at all.

675
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: You have you seen any sort of sci fi films

676
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: or of course? Okay, so just think of one like, um,

677
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: Interstellar for example, Matthew McConaughey's going out and he's kind

678
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: of aging. Now, I'm you know what. That's it. That's

679
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: exactly right, that's it. Anyway, UM, I regret talking to you.

680
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I'll be here. I'll stay with

681
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: you because I've opened this connection. I can't sever it.

682
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: But I've been alone in silence for six years, and

683
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, maybe I want to communicate with

684
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 1: a human being, and you've really proved that that's not

685
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: what I wanted. This doesn't make me feel better. Welcome

686
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: out everyone you know and love is dead or dying.

687
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the world is so different. Everything is

688
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: a little different. It's a little darker, right lights. No, No,

689
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: about twenty years ago there was an energy crisis and

690
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: we can't get the wadage back up to the full

691
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: what it used to be. So everything's a little damner here.

692
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: Remember remember remember her, Remember your your your little cousin.

693
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: Look at her. Oh no, no, let me get your cousin. Imember.

694
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember that. We're not related, but

695
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: I can get Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I'm sorry.

696
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: I saw you all. I saw you all in here.

697
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: I was wondering if you were doing some cocaine. No,

698
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: and that's our show to the Pearl. Thank you so

699
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: much to everybody that was intense. The last one was

700
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 1: was intense. I never want to go to the Pearl.

701
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: It's like hell. I want to thank everyone who wrote

702
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: in and continues to write and We're gonna get to

703
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: your suggestions soon, I promise. But most importantly I want

704
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: to give a big shout out to everybody who was

705
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,439
Speaker 1: on here today. Craig Atkowski, thank you so much. What's

706
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: going on? Well, maybe this will help James's question. But

707
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: the strawberries not from a botanical point of view, at

708
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: berry technically is an aggregate accessory fruit, meaning that the

709
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: fleshy part is derived not from the plant's ovaries, but

710
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: from the receptacle that holds the ovaries. Each apparent seed

711
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: on the outside of the fruit is actually one of

712
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 1: the ovaries of the flower with a seed inside it. Wow.

713
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: That does help nothing on the green cord though you

714
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: look into that. This is definitely Alex Jones episode about

715
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: that that James has been listening to. Chris, Oh my god,

716
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: so much fun. Listen. We have never met before, we've

717
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: never played together before. It was so fun to have you. Um,

718
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: when it's your turn, I guess I want to hear

719
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: more about this, this this one person show you're doing.

720
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm excad to hear that. If you want to see

721
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: not much content, heading over to my Instagram, which is

722
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: at Christo Verado. A couple of stories here and there

723
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: and that's that. Thanks for having me. M M James. I,

724
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: oh gosh, what a fun day today. Sorry, I'm a

725
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: little distracted. But there's some noises happening in a house

726
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 1: that no one is supposed to be at, and it's

727
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 1: it's a little strange. I don't know where they're coming

728
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: from what I know. And then I even looked around,

729
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: there's like big smashing sounds and nothing here. Big. If

730
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 1: you want to check out some content, go to game

731
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: front dot com or on YouTube a game front slash

732
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: YouTube or whatever you know, just look up in front

733
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: of Sure you'll find it. That's one way to sell

734
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: up business. Baby, Caroline, I don't know what to say,

735
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm just talking about. Oh yeah,

736
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: I've been playing some Grand Theft Auto five. UM. Kind

737
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: of first time for me ever playing a Grand Theft

738
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: Auto video game. UM. Kind of enjoying it, kind of

739
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: getting used to how to shoot, how to drive. Um.

740
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: So if anybody has any tips on that, you can

741
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: reach out to me at Carter Poop on my Instagram

742
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: and please only DM me about Grand Theft Auto five.

743
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: You will be blocked if anything else comes through. Listen Limbetes,

744
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. We had a

745
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: fucking blast. Thanks for having me. This was so fun.

746
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: This was so so joyful and fun. I'm really thank

747
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: you for having me. This was really fun. And tell

748
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: us a little bit about the show you got going on. Yes,

749
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,240
Speaker 1: So I'm on the road these days. Do it touring

750
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: my solo show. It's called No Bad Days. It's about

751
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: losing my dad and it's sort of um, yeah, it's

752
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: it's stand up, but it's yeah, dark, funny, we'll have

753
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: fun and I'm going all over So I'm probably coming

754
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: to your city. So check out my Instagram Adalysta Limp

755
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: and if you go to my link in my bio,

756
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: it's my link tree and so you'll see all the

757
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: places that I'm going. Fantstica one more time. Can you

758
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 1: tell us the dates of your performing in Austin. Yes,

759
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: in Austin, I will be there, um, February eleven and twelve.

760
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing four shows, so to a night at Vulcan

761
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: Gas Company in Austin, Texas. So come on out check

762
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: it out. I want to give a shout out to

763
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: our engineer and sound guy who does everything with the

764
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: noises that makes it sound good. Mr doug Bane also

765
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: shout out to our King and our God Kevin Pollock.

766
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for Ken and until next time,