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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yo, these parents complaining is like I need to

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Speaker 2: know what to do?

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Speaker 1: What? I'm sorry? Who is this?

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Speaker 2: Oh? My my badness?

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Speaker 1: Poop? I'm sorry you're who? Yo?

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Speaker 2: Thisics poop?

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Speaker 1: Did you say poop? No?

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Speaker 2: I'm not poop poop pu okay, but my mom calls

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Speaker 2: me Clarence, but you don't call me poop. I'm the

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Speaker 2: most sensa today and like I don't know what to

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Speaker 2: do because these parents are wild out right now, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I'm uh, Dave is the.

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Speaker 2: Yeah y'all know Dave right, y'all know Dave right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Working today?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, day's my homeboy. And he was sick today, so

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Speaker 2: he called. He told me that, like he didn't want

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Speaker 2: to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he

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Speaker 2: don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can

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Speaker 2: you cover my shift at the mall and be the

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Speaker 2: Moss Sansa today? And I was like, yeah, I can't.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm not doing it, so you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like I've been here for like thirty minutes, but already

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Speaker 2: the parents are complaining and this one family, like I

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Speaker 2: was like I didn't know what to do because like

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Speaker 2: they wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know,

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Speaker 2: because like saying the hold babies and you know, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about all any changes to the situation too gone

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Speaker 1: through me that we can't just have another random person

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Speaker 1: come in for Dave.

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Speaker 2: You know, good, it's all good. It's all good. It's

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Speaker 2: all good.

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Speaker 1: They're telling me, is it's not good? And know you're

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Speaker 1: already there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean. But like they handed this baby

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Speaker 2: to me and I was like, damn, your baby smells

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Speaker 2: like you.

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Speaker 1: Know, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: And then they got they started getting all mad or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, yo, I'm not holding that baby.

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Speaker 2: You gotta hold that baby yourself, because that baby smells

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Speaker 2: like literally.

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Speaker 1: Like you custom for the parents you're a parent of

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Speaker 1: a baby.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean I couz. I just told the baby

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Speaker 2: smells like because I guess it, did, you know, I

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Speaker 2: don't know, But I just need to know how to

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Speaker 2: deal with these parents because like this other parents came up,

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Speaker 2: you know, and their kid was like asking for a

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Speaker 2: bunch of stuff, and I was like, yo, you need

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Speaker 2: to slow your roll a little man, because like you

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Speaker 2: ain't gonna get that much for Christmas, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, are you what. I'm at a loss for

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Speaker 1: words right now, Like I don't know who you are

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Speaker 1: and why you're antle's answer right now, but definitely, and

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Speaker 1: corporate is going to absolutely lose their minds right now

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna, like I'm gonna get fired.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what that meant. But they came

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Speaker 2: by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,

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Speaker 2: I stepped behind the thing, like I got the else

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Speaker 2: out there doing their thing right now, like trying to

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Speaker 2: keep them entertained because like these people were man, man,

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Speaker 2: all of them was lined up, So I stepped back

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Speaker 2: here to call you. But like somebody from the corporate

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Speaker 2: whatever came by and I told them to like wait

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Speaker 2: their turn because I got babies, and like.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you do corporate. Okay, none of this

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Speaker 1: is actually happening right now. I can't believe that you're happening.

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Speaker 2: And they're saying the corporate person whatever they name was,

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Speaker 2: they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way

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Speaker 2: I brought the.

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Speaker 1: Hose you brought hose?

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean they are actual hoes, you know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying. Like it's a couple. It's like a couple

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Speaker 2: of homegirls of mine. Butt Like I had them dressed

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Speaker 2: up because like saying, you know, Sam's got whole hoes,

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Speaker 2: you know, and so like they said that their outfits

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Speaker 2: were not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean. I was like, what you're talking about? Like

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Speaker 2: both of them got kids?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, so I'm gonna need you to pack up

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Speaker 1: your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Santa

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Speaker 1: for the day. Like this is not actually it's all good.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm there. You know that you can be there

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Speaker 1: with girls and skimpy outfits. I'm sure that that Bob

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Speaker 1: is going to call me immediately as soon as they

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Speaker 1: with you.

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Speaker 2: It's like I cleared it. I cleared it, Like like

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Speaker 2: I'm on house arrest. They let me out of house

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Speaker 2: arrest so I could do this today, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean. Like, so I'm good all day?

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Speaker 1: God are you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Eileen? This is actually Dubil from the Jewel Show

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Speaker 2: doing a phone break on you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, please tell me it's not real.

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Speaker 2: Your boss wanted to break you because he said you

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Speaker 2: handle them all. Census and it's always stressful this time

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Speaker 2: of year.

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Speaker 1: Literally crying, I know, like I thought that corporate was

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Speaker 1: down there, but this guy had girls in outfits and

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Speaker 1: he's calling him home. Oh my god, Like he's like,

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Speaker 1: what was his name, Pooper or something, Okay, crook them all.

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Speaker 1: Chancer was a ho ho ho just showed up and

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Speaker 1: told people dad babies wake up every morning with jubile phone.

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Speaker 1: Franks