Speaker 1: The Nick Glaser. Here's Nikki. Hey guys, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It's the podcast. What's up. Let's stop it, just stop it.
Speaker 1: I pulled both hands rings coming here, running uphill both ways.
Speaker 1: Andrew had a little bit of a debacle getting here today.
Speaker 1: I like that word. I did too. I just said it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's a crunchy word. What's
Speaker 1: that debacle? Spackle, spackle back, spackle any call. And at
Speaker 1: the end there's sound in a little bit almost slur
Speaker 1: slurry spackle. Yeah, it's getting close. Okay, so you can't
Speaker 1: you got over here and you First of all, I
Speaker 1: hate when people are like, I gotta check out at
Speaker 1: my hotel. I'm like, no, you don't. Never once And
Speaker 1: how many cities have we been in? How many cities
Speaker 1: have we gone, Like, yeah, hundred, at least a hundred
Speaker 1: hotels at least in the time that we've been friends. Um,
Speaker 1: never once have I ever checked out. So I'm walking out.
Speaker 1: So I'm just telling you people, if you think you
Speaker 1: got to check out, you don't got to check out
Speaker 1: ever unless you're at this hotel. Well yeah, unless there's
Speaker 1: a good I almost got shot. Just say, oh, so
Speaker 1: you were saying I'm leaving for good because yesterday I
Speaker 1: did that and they were like bye. They just checked
Speaker 1: my license plate and they were like, okay, bye. I
Speaker 1: was there was a long line. There's a long line.
Speaker 1: So I was like, fun this, I'm just walking out.
Speaker 1: I walk out all the time. Just charge my card.
Speaker 1: You have my card. I'm not running away, like you
Speaker 1: don't need to look guilty. You must have looked like
Speaker 1: you were done. Did you have your bag with you?
Speaker 1: I had my bag and I was running, saying I
Speaker 1: was going to the border. And they were like, okay,
Speaker 1: come on, man, don't rub it in that you have
Speaker 1: a passport, you know. I felt like in a green
Speaker 1: card or whatever you have. I ran and I go, okay,
Speaker 1: see you later, and I tried to walk out like
Speaker 1: I owned them. You ever like walk out with too
Speaker 1: much confidence where you look you see you later, like
Speaker 1: you're like leaving cheers where everybody like later. They're like,
Speaker 1: my name's not Tony. I was like, yeah, right, Tony. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was doing that and I get past the
Speaker 1: gate and I was halfway to your hotel and the
Speaker 1: guy goes Mr Cullen, Mr Clin, and I'm like what man,
Speaker 1: I gotta get to it. They don't know what about.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to explain radio radio, radio podcast. Oh
Speaker 1: and they're like, man, look, we know where you are
Speaker 1: in the charts. You could come back there. They don't,
Speaker 1: they don't need you. They've been literally they've been following
Speaker 1: the charts. Yeah, it's sucked up. So anyways, I get
Speaker 1: back and there's a long they're talking about puddles. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it's been a while since I relave, so sadly
Speaker 1: least one on dude. Anyways, we are charting while um
Speaker 1: so I get back and there's a long line and
Speaker 1: the guy actually skip the line and let me check
Speaker 1: and sign it, which was nice. Nice. So you like
Speaker 1: sign ship to get out, yeah, which is whatever. But
Speaker 1: it's just like when you got to look at that bill,
Speaker 1: that's what I don't want to see. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see. I don't want to see the money that
Speaker 1: I've spent. Just send it to the bank man and
Speaker 1: then take it away. I don't care what it looks.
Speaker 1: God Andrew the other day was like, NICKI, you should
Speaker 1: just get a print out of your bank statement in Pasos.
Speaker 1: You're gonna feel like Jeff Bezos. Jeff bezos because it's
Speaker 1: twenty times. It's twenty bezos per dollar. So everything is
Speaker 1: like you go out to eat and you're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, these vegetables are like it's just everything. But
Speaker 1: also I don't know how to do the math, so
Speaker 1: I think everything is so cheap because I'm doing poor maths,
Speaker 1: and so I think, oh, it's like, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: so dumb. I see a high number, I go that's cash.
Speaker 1: That's I'm broken. Oh yeah, that apple really set me back.
Speaker 1: You just gotta divide by twenty and god, is it
Speaker 1: harder than you think? Ten times ten percent times too.
Speaker 1: Like when you do a tip, you times it. Oh
Speaker 1: you times it and then it gives you. I don't
Speaker 1: do that, but I'm saying that might be easier for you.
Speaker 1: See you times. So if something's three d pos, you
Speaker 1: times ten, So three thousand and then three pesos you
Speaker 1: at times point one zero? Okay, so three, No, you
Speaker 1: just move one the point over. Just divide. Dividing is easy,
Speaker 1: or than dividing is easier than doing times. Agreed. I
Speaker 1: thought that it might be a lot of people do
Speaker 1: you can also do it. Let's just say you do
Speaker 1: a times tent. So let's do okay, so three thousand,
Speaker 1: and then you say, then do half of that. That
Speaker 1: would be right, But then you just like move the
Speaker 1: decimal later on. Do you ever do that? Don't look
Speaker 1: at me like I'm stupid. I'm not. I'm not friends
Speaker 1: of all. My eyes are closed. Well before you go there,
Speaker 1: it's boring through your lidskin. What I know is that
Speaker 1: I always associate twenty with the number five because twenty
Speaker 1: goes into a hundred five times, and I will always
Speaker 1: know that there's like certain things that are just like
Speaker 1: in like, that's just a rule in my head. I'm
Speaker 1: not great at math, but I've created little rules where
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I know twenty goes into a hundred
Speaker 1: five times. So yeah, so you divide everything by twenty
Speaker 1: with a thousand bucks or a thousand pacos two bucks.
Speaker 1: See if a bill was a thousand paces, I'd go okay,
Speaker 1: what um no, wait, that's not right, it'd bet yes.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see my fucking people are are?
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you through my lids now, Oh man,
Speaker 1: I can feel it even though my lids are closed,
Speaker 1: I can feel your lids. Yeah, that's how strong that
Speaker 1: glare is um to have a announcement to any closed
Speaker 1: contest ye whoever opens first. We're not doing this on
Speaker 1: a podcast. I'm not doing this. We just do it
Speaker 1: for an hour. That's interesting because you don't you could
Speaker 1: always lie, because you could just say when you open
Speaker 1: your eyes, I just opened mind too, Yes, So you
Speaker 1: could always just say it's the first one, you're the first.
Speaker 1: Or you could see someone start to open their eyes
Speaker 1: when you're already looking at them in closures. Again. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's like the underwater trick. Is that one? Some people
Speaker 1: go underwater, they close their eyes and then you could
Speaker 1: you know, who could hold their breath longer? Come up?
Speaker 1: You get a real quick blowhole air like a whale.
Speaker 1: Come back down and be like, yeah, if I could
Speaker 1: go back in time, you would have won a lot,
Speaker 1: and that you cheat and Marco Polo, be honest, not
Speaker 1: Marco Polo the one. Oh jail break, jail break, I
Speaker 1: don't know, jail break when you go back and forth
Speaker 1: and your eyes would be closed, you know. I always
Speaker 1: kind of cheated on those heads up seven up. You
Speaker 1: would look at the floor to see their shoes. Who
Speaker 1: touched your finger? Do you remember the game had up
Speaker 1: seven up? Was like classic. You put your head down
Speaker 1: and you put your thumb up, and if your thumb
Speaker 1: gets touched, then you look up and everyone who gets
Speaker 1: the thumbs you put your thumb down if it got touched,
Speaker 1: and then you look and if you guess who touched
Speaker 1: your thumb, then they have to replace with you and
Speaker 1: you get to be the thumb toucher. It's fun. I
Speaker 1: used to feel like so cool if like a cool
Speaker 1: boy touched my thumb, I'd feel like finally I'm seen
Speaker 1: someone acknowledged to exists and they touched me. And then
Speaker 1: you're like, was it you, Chris, And it's like, no,
Speaker 1: it was the weird kid in the corner, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm getting like my heart is beating
Speaker 1: fast even thinking about looking at Matt Johnson and whether
Speaker 1: or not he may have touched my thumb. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's not looking at me because he touched it. And
Speaker 1: then he never did um big announcement today. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: thing the cameras, the cameras that or we didn't know
Speaker 1: what it was. It was a reality show for the
Speaker 1: e networking May first and it's called Welcome Home. Nicki
Speaker 1: Glazer with a question Mark, is it really really question Mark,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, Yeah, And I refused on the announcement.
Speaker 1: I refused to say it any other way. They took
Speaker 1: the They took the one Burgundy exactly because, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you, I always I didn't understand the name
Speaker 1: of the show for what or like it was a
Speaker 1: big thing for you. Yeah, it was. You know. I
Speaker 1: always end up kind of getting into a lot of
Speaker 1: uh like back and forth about the name of different
Speaker 1: shows that I've had, and um, this one it came.
Speaker 1: They came up with it, Welcome Home Nicky Glazer and
Speaker 1: either right, yeah, and analyzed. They got a little pushback
Speaker 1: from some of their sponsors, but they and eyes was
Speaker 1: gonna be liked for the network. It has so many meanings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome home Nicki Glazer, and I told them, if we
Speaker 1: go with this name, I will never say it like
Speaker 1: the way you might want me to say. I kind
Speaker 1: of like that though, of saying it like that, because
Speaker 1: we don't know if you're home yet. We never know
Speaker 1: if you're home. No, it's a good it. Actually I
Speaker 1: embraced the name now, and I think it's they made
Speaker 1: the right decision because it is, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: and do they even want me there? And do I
Speaker 1: even want to be there? And is it home? And
Speaker 1: so welcome home, Nicki glazer. Uh debut is very first.
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy Sunday May first. This is the old
Speaker 1: Kardashian spot. So that's wild, big deal. Yeah, and we've
Speaker 1: already seen the first episode Andrew and I, and it's good.
Speaker 1: It really does flow. It's wild flows. That's what you
Speaker 1: want to hear about a show. Yeah, if you want
Speaker 1: to show that good. Honestly, the pacing is great. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I think it's it's so fun. It's a really fun.
Speaker 1: Mom is a star. I think that none take it
Speaker 1: my mom. God, I wish the reality show was here
Speaker 1: now because she did you guys. I apologized to any
Speaker 1: bestis who might have been up between the hours of
Speaker 1: twelve am Central time and four am Central time. I
Speaker 1: saw a post from my mom that so I logged.
Speaker 1: I remember doing it and being like she'll never tggle
Speaker 1: between the two, you know, like it's it's impossible. I
Speaker 1: had to log onto our account for some reason on
Speaker 1: her phone. I forgot why, and oh, because I was
Speaker 1: using my phone for something and I wanted to go
Speaker 1: live and so I used her phone because it's a
Speaker 1: better version than my dad's. So I went live on
Speaker 1: her phone and then I put it back to her account,
Speaker 1: and I thought, she'll never and I thought it would
Speaker 1: be hilarious if it excellently, because you too press it twice. No,
Speaker 1: I know, no, I know how to do it. I
Speaker 1: just can't imagine. I mean I can't. Maybe she saw
Speaker 1: it twice. She must have been so disappointed with her feed.
Speaker 1: It's only following like I heart and Jessica Kearson, which
Speaker 1: is a great follow and like who else are we falling?
Speaker 1: Were falling? Yeah? Like seeing who we were? She was
Speaker 1: probably like where is everything? Um? But she uh, she
Speaker 1: posted a picture. She posted a screenshot of her Can
Speaker 1: we pull it up? Can we pull it up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's right there. It's a screenshot of her. That thing
Speaker 1: because the caption is incredible, by the way, where the
Speaker 1: picture didn't First of all, it's the picture is of
Speaker 1: Arlow and it is the it is I believe it's.
Speaker 1: I can see almost the numbers of the time on
Speaker 1: her phone. You know. It's a screenshot of her face,
Speaker 1: the face of her phone. Okay, yeah, because it shows
Speaker 1: top which is wild it's an accidental No, I think
Speaker 1: that's my phone. It's an accidental Oh maybe it's no,
Speaker 1: it's heurts it hurt. That was part of this. It
Speaker 1: was an accidental screenshot. So my mom went to post
Speaker 1: something so she couldn't but she went through her feet
Speaker 1: and was just like, oh, this is cute, and she
Speaker 1: didn't realize she was posting a screenshot of the face
Speaker 1: plate or of her phone screen. And it's of Rlow,
Speaker 1: my nephew, her grandson, from years ago, many years ago,
Speaker 1: because he has probably two in this photo four and
Speaker 1: a half or he's almost five now, just under several
Speaker 1: and the caption says, I love this picture. That's because
Speaker 1: I took it. In the picture he looks it looks
Speaker 1: like a missing child photo. I I. So I saw
Speaker 1: this in the middle of the night. Yeah, so did I,
Speaker 1: And all the morning I got worried for you because
Speaker 1: I go, what is going on with with you? With
Speaker 1: you like I really think could possibly be. I was
Speaker 1: just like, I was so embarrassed when I saw this,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, everyone's going to think I did this,
Speaker 1: the bragging that you took it, I go, who is this?
Speaker 1: I thought I was living with a stranger in my
Speaker 1: whole life. My god, it's so you. And then I
Speaker 1: saw the likes. I was like, thirty five likes, and
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not even good either, Like this
Speaker 1: whole thing is that, this is just embarrassing. To one
Speaker 1: comment that I don't even read, I'm like, what I know,
Speaker 1: there's one comment that we couldn't read. No one commented
Speaker 1: as good for you guys. By the way, not commenting
Speaker 1: on that, because you should have just immediately report called
Speaker 1: I'd get hacked. I'd rather your account get hacked and
Speaker 1: you say insanely racist stuff like terrible things. Then whatever
Speaker 1: that was, it was the scary. It's one of the
Speaker 1: scariest things I've ever seen. Well, now it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Now it's funny. My mom was clearly had a couple
Speaker 1: of drinks. That's when my mom posts to Instagram, she
Speaker 1: gets like a little bit gets She's like one of
Speaker 1: those people that gets cocky when she drinks. That's the
Speaker 1: only time she has self esteemed no offense. The car
Speaker 1: post is still my favorite. Oh yeah, the one where
Speaker 1: she posted of these four teenagers in a car and
Speaker 1: she's in the back of a uber I think, and
Speaker 1: she posted four teenagers in the back of their car.
Speaker 1: Let me go to it's for looking cool. They're looking
Speaker 1: over at her, and she says, four girls out and
Speaker 1: about in an uber, I'll tagging each other. I'm sure
Speaker 1: I gotta call her to get some answers on this
Speaker 1: one second here, I mean, Jess kidding, it's been a
Speaker 1: while since we've even had Okay, let's a Nikki hell?
Speaker 1: Oh hello, how are you? I'm good? Why is it
Speaker 1: my phone such a bad sound? Mom? You're on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, oh my god? Um, what do you
Speaker 1: want to I want to know? Did you know that
Speaker 1: you posted on my Instagram on our podcast instagram last
Speaker 1: night a picture of Arlow thinking it was your Instagram
Speaker 1: because somehow you toggled between the two. I had once
Speaker 1: logged into my my podcast Instagram. Um, back in the day,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna teach
Speaker 1: you later on how to go to your Instagram and
Speaker 1: go back to because you you must be seeing only Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you're on the wrong Instagram and you posted a
Speaker 1: picture of Arlo. Do you remember what you posted? Now?
Speaker 1: It was a picture of Arlo a screenshot of your
Speaker 1: your phone face like the um, you know the picture
Speaker 1: you had the home scream Yeah okay, and you said
Speaker 1: I love this picture, and do and do you know
Speaker 1: why you love that picture? You said because I took it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I like, oh, they're ah, that's because I took it baby. Well, um, um,
Speaker 1: it is a cute picture. No, it's all right. We'll
Speaker 1: teach you how to get back to it. I don't
Speaker 1: know I should make I think maybe if my mom
Speaker 1: just posts, she won't. She won't. She doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to talkle back and forth though she won't know she want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta teach you how to tagle. So if you
Speaker 1: if you want to know, just go to the bottom
Speaker 1: right of the Instagram account and just tap it a
Speaker 1: bunch until it switches over to your account. That's pretty
Speaker 1: much how you do it. Oh my god, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't know. It's very confusing. It is confusing. I don't
Speaker 1: under I would never expect you to understand that. It's
Speaker 1: it's a thing that sometimes I get tripped up on
Speaker 1: and post on our podcast when I mean to do
Speaker 1: our own So it's it's it's a normal thing. But
Speaker 1: I woke up at four in the morning and I
Speaker 1: just saw this like ominous picture of Arlow looking like
Speaker 1: a missing child and said, I love this picture because
Speaker 1: I took it. And I was horrified that Andrew saw
Speaker 1: it in the middle of the night to mom, and
Speaker 1: he thought that I needed He thought he was going
Speaker 1: to do a wellness check. I was gonna baker act you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was gonna. He was worried about me. He was like, who,
Speaker 1: why is she bragging that she took this one woman's
Speaker 1: normal picture. It's another woman's call for help. Well, I'll
Speaker 1: teach out to toggle. Mom, I gotta learn to dog.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll call you later to catch up
Speaker 1: on everything. Go, um, go check out my Instagram though,
Speaker 1: because then the reality show was just announced today. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I will all right, hello everybody, and okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I will go. I'll tell everyone hello for you. They
Speaker 1: just heard that. But um, yeah, go check out. There's
Speaker 1: the trailers out. I'm sure day I will see it
Speaker 1: and he'll show you. All right, love you mom. In
Speaker 1: the middle of a meeting, okay, alright, By oh my god,
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up the whole um that I
Speaker 1: remember that story wrong. Should we do that later? About
Speaker 1: the Dave Matthews. Just say it now, all right? So
Speaker 1: as you know, we said we both cried. I don't
Speaker 1: know you cried at Dave Matthews too, right, So I said,
Speaker 1: I cried at Dave Matthews. Rusty, Yeah, so I'll so
Speaker 1: Rusty watched the podcast and he said, I just get
Speaker 1: a text one morning. He goes, you cried at cold
Speaker 1: Play the Scientists. We were in box seats and Chris
Speaker 1: Martin stood on the speaker next to us and was
Speaker 1: singing to scientists, and me and Kelly stood up and
Speaker 1: look over and you're sitting down still bawling, crying, bawling.
Speaker 1: Was just guessing, oh wait, why this is the video?
Speaker 1: My tears are going back in my eyes because the video,
Speaker 1: the video of the scientists, the music video. All right,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break and we'll come back with
Speaker 1: more on this and everything else. All Right, we're back, Andrew, Uh, So,
Speaker 1: our memory deceives us. I could have swear as at
Speaker 1: Dave Matthew, but apparently I was crying at cold Play.
Speaker 1: I go, I don't think Kelly was there. He goes, yes,
Speaker 1: that was the night we lost him and he went
Speaker 1: with that girl. We had a room at colony. We
Speaker 1: each drank a fifth of Johnny Walker. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: see you've stayed there before, I guess. So then he goes,
Speaker 1: we drank a fifth of Johnny Walker Black before this show.
Speaker 1: I remember vividly. Well, this is probably why I don't.
Speaker 1: We found Kelly walking around Coconut Palm Drive like a
Speaker 1: lost puppy dog. The next morning, he remembers the street
Speaker 1: a memory. Yeah. Really, let's just rely on Rusty for
Speaker 1: all your stories, because he was He's involved in all
Speaker 1: of them anyway. Check. Uh yeah, that was pretty much it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, yeah, so I cried at cold Play,
Speaker 1: but maybe I cried at Dave too, you know who knows. Um,
Speaker 1: it's uh yeah, that's the sad song. I can see
Speaker 1: that getting you. You want to look up. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: for the last two minutes, it's pretty confident, considering I
Speaker 1: don't love my hair. Yeah, I'm like, don't watch this one.
Speaker 1: You want to keep your confidence. So then I'm feeling cool. Um,
Speaker 1: so wait, what was I going to say? Oh? Noah
Speaker 1: was telling me that we got a message from someone
Speaker 1: that it was too much text for me to read,
Speaker 1: so I kind of skipped it. But it was about
Speaker 1: someone's memory. Someone one of our listeners, Bessie's has a
Speaker 1: Mary Lou Henna um memory, which Mary Lou Henna is
Speaker 1: one of like very few people in the world that
Speaker 1: has photographic remembers every little thing. And she was was
Speaker 1: she on Facts of Life or something? She was she
Speaker 1: was on sixty minutes talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: started on the Star of Yeah, which is pay says
Speaker 1: if you did seven yeah, oh yeah. So she remembers
Speaker 1: what she wore, she remembers the time, she remembers, she
Speaker 1: remembers what movies were out. She remembers every detail about
Speaker 1: every single thing in her whole life. It's insane, But
Speaker 1: we have a bestie that has the same condition. No,
Speaker 1: what did the guy say? He said that? Um, he
Speaker 1: used to listen to you up and he listens to
Speaker 1: the pod also, and he could probably remember more details
Speaker 1: than we can. Oh he can. I don't remember yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm so bad at it, I really am.
Speaker 1: There are certain times that I think that I've said
Speaker 1: something on the show because I remember when I said
Speaker 1: that thing, I was having a good time, and so
Speaker 1: I just remember, like I remember the feeling of telling
Speaker 1: a story and if it was told to people I'm
Speaker 1: comfortable with, Like if the feeling feels like, oh, I
Speaker 1: wasn't anxious when I told the story, or I wasn't
Speaker 1: there's taking a path remember that cute? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Um if I remember the comfort, then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it must have been the podcast. Well just the wild
Speaker 1: part about like when you when you testify on on
Speaker 1: a stand when you're like, where were you Monday at
Speaker 1: three pm? Or when people pick out someone in a
Speaker 1: lineup and they're like it's a hundred percent him and
Speaker 1: it's like, no, that guy made like cut you in
Speaker 1: line once, or he just may have the same skin
Speaker 1: color as the guy you think may have done it
Speaker 1: to you. But yeah, you think because you would have
Speaker 1: been you would have bet a lot of money on
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews. Yeah, a lot of money. And I still
Speaker 1: don't think Kelly was there, Like I still have trouble beliefs,
Speaker 1: Like even though Resty remembered all these That's another way
Speaker 1: to tell someone a lie is to remember details. And
Speaker 1: then they'll be like, wow, you remembering I drive you
Speaker 1: just yeah, you're like, fuck, that must I did kill
Speaker 1: that guy. I guess like I saw you kill that
Speaker 1: guy on fern and an eagle and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was me that man. I don't remember that, but
Speaker 1: if you remember for the cross streets, I must have
Speaker 1: done it. Man, I'm telling you, yeah, if you remember specifics,
Speaker 1: it's very believable. Who's calling me right now? No, Sally,
Speaker 1: um my aunt, Sally just called me. She should get
Speaker 1: on that phone was working, the lube wasn't. No, she's
Speaker 1: not connected, she's not tag one anything. She but um my,
Speaker 1: my phone speaker is still busted from that lube explosion.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I really got in there. These faults are
Speaker 1: supposed to be waterproof. What happened with well lube is not.
Speaker 1: It's just above water. It's almost us Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I got a massage the other night
Speaker 1: and they definitely watered down. They the oil, yeah, to
Speaker 1: save money. It was like splitch splash and they were
Speaker 1: just like, you know, like oil doesn't splash. I like splash.
Speaker 1: I know the other day I said it on the
Speaker 1: set of Perfect Perfect. I was like, split splash, who's
Speaker 1: here for the cash or something like that, and you
Speaker 1: and the guy in my ear was like, Andrew liked
Speaker 1: that one. And then you had me come up with another.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you used My answer was trash,
Speaker 1: which is weird to sound perfect straight. Yeah, that seems
Speaker 1: like a weird one. Choked one, Yeah, yeah, yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I didn't do the answer it was trash one. That
Speaker 1: would have been good this opportunity. Let's get to the
Speaker 1: news that knows here we come apparently. First, Oh man,
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, folks, you know what that means. It is Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells. The biggest news
Speaker 1: today is the welcome home Nicky Glazer is gonna be
Speaker 1: on the E Network's already May one on Sunday. In
Speaker 1: the Kardashian spot, Move over, Kim, move over Kylie. There's
Speaker 1: a new que in town and it's two of them
Speaker 1: inside Nikki who That actually wasn't that bad. That's really good.
Speaker 1: Maybe I could do voice or whatever those things. We'll
Speaker 1: get someone else to read it. But that was a
Speaker 1: great idea. Yeah, we'll do a little couple of rewrites
Speaker 1: on it. But the gist was right where if I
Speaker 1: had to read that it when it came out terrible,
Speaker 1: that was that was actually real good. Okay. A woman
Speaker 1: accidentally apparently records herself mocking the job interview questions during
Speaker 1: a one take prerecorded video interview. In the clip, which
Speaker 1: has over six point nine million views, the troubled TikToker
Speaker 1: has seen complaining about SkyWest interview questions to an unnamed
Speaker 1: maile f company she was interviewing with. However, she accidentally
Speaker 1: begins recording herself on the company's video application platform while
Speaker 1: she's bad mouthing to Brahim. The question is the stupidest,
Speaker 1: cheesiest question I've ever read in my life. What is
Speaker 1: your impression of sky was company culture and how does
Speaker 1: that resonate with you? She mockingly reads aloud in part,
Speaker 1: and she gives her answer, and she goes, you have
Speaker 1: to record yourself answering it. This is so awkward. Once
Speaker 1: she realized she was recording, she said, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was recording. I was practicing promise,
Speaker 1: she apologized. I think, I think and gives you when
Speaker 1: I know what's been there got you sky West. Oh
Speaker 1: that moment when you realize that you've been trash talking
Speaker 1: and they heard you. But truthfully, it is dumb. Corporate
Speaker 1: culture is dumb. No one is proud of a corporation
Speaker 1: or being like, no one, your corporation isn't a human?
Speaker 1: Stop them doing? What's your impression of like just stop,
Speaker 1: I can't see you an interview? What once the last interview?
Speaker 1: Well other than you know you interview all the time
Speaker 1: kind of, but like for corporate kind of like sit
Speaker 1: down interview. I don't think. I mean, I've definitely had
Speaker 1: job interviews before. Yeah, you don't remember any, but it's
Speaker 1: just like I I mean, it honestly is like pitching
Speaker 1: a TV show to a network or I've been in
Speaker 1: a lot of the like dozens of those where you
Speaker 1: just sit down and you act like a walk people
Speaker 1: through that because I think they'd be interested in like knowing,
Speaker 1: Like do they ask for the log line? Because everyone's like,
Speaker 1: what's the log line? Is it? Yeah? A logline is
Speaker 1: like you know, the elevator pitch kind of thing where
Speaker 1: you are supposed to be able to tell the log
Speaker 1: line is essentially a sentence or two of what the
Speaker 1: show is and no longer than that, and then the
Speaker 1: elevator pitches about what you would say to someone in
Speaker 1: an elevator if you had to pitch your show before
Speaker 1: they got off on the ninth floor whatever. So like
Speaker 1: a thirty seconds pitch. So can you remember when that
Speaker 1: you did where you feel like you actually crushed it
Speaker 1: or or actually the opposite where you're like, holy sh it,
Speaker 1: that went bad? Oh my god. Well one it depends,
Speaker 1: you know, going into these places. It depends on whether
Speaker 1: or not you are Like we saw in this season
Speaker 1: of CARB, Larry David did his pitch for young Larry
Speaker 1: and they bought it right away because they know Larry,
Speaker 1: he creates Seinfeld. He's going in there like they want
Speaker 1: happy to work with him. Yeah, so there's different vibes
Speaker 1: of Like when I was pitching uh, welcome Home Nigiglaze,
Speaker 1: it was all it was last it was summer, and
Speaker 1: it was all over Zoom and it was on in
Speaker 1: my dad's like office because I was living with my
Speaker 1: parents and that was me just going into Zoom meetings
Speaker 1: and um I had So I came up with the
Speaker 1: idea of wanting to do a reality show while I
Speaker 1: was living with my parents because I was like, what
Speaker 1: else am I going to do here? And this? And
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to do a reality show. And so
Speaker 1: then and I was single, I was like, okay, go
Speaker 1: on dates and who knows what's gonna happen with the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Even if it doesn't lift up, there's gonna be some
Speaker 1: way we're gonna be able to make TV. We'll figure
Speaker 1: it out. And so um I called my manager and
Speaker 1: I said, UM, I want to do a reality show.
Speaker 1: Here's my idea, and he was like okay, And then
Speaker 1: he took it to my agent, who I have um
Speaker 1: an agency, and they there's like a separate agent from
Speaker 1: my public appearances, which is like my book tour booking.
Speaker 1: So I have an agent working on my tour. Then
Speaker 1: I have an agent working on theatrical appearances, which is
Speaker 1: like acting roles. And that guy is not busy because
Speaker 1: I don't do those things. But I'm starting to get
Speaker 1: into it a little bit more so. Um. And then
Speaker 1: there's a like an unscripted like host a TV. Uh,
Speaker 1: like another agent that we're I forget like his title.
Speaker 1: He'd be annoyed that I forget it, but he's he's
Speaker 1: the one that books me on like game shows and
Speaker 1: me beat Nikki Laser being herself on TV. So we
Speaker 1: went to him and said, hey, what do you think
Speaker 1: of this idea? And he said, I think the best
Speaker 1: way to sell it is to attach a production company first,
Speaker 1: which a network is more likely to buy a package.
Speaker 1: So if you're like working with like, okay, if someone
Speaker 1: has a script idea, yeah, the script might be really good.
Speaker 1: But if you have Jennifer Lawrence saying she wants to
Speaker 1: be in it, there's more likely to get a studio
Speaker 1: to buy it because this person is already interested in
Speaker 1: we can package it. So of a package can come
Speaker 1: with a production company and talent, or with a director
Speaker 1: or with this you know, producers. So they were like,
Speaker 1: let's get a production company. So then I enter viewed
Speaker 1: with production companies and I met with one called Evolution,
Speaker 1: who I really liked. And they've done a ton of
Speaker 1: reality including like the vander Pump stuff and um, I
Speaker 1: believe Jersey Short like they've done. They've just been around forever,
Speaker 1: and I just really liked them and and they just
Speaker 1: seem to want to do what I wanted to do,
Speaker 1: and we're interested in what I like. I just knew
Speaker 1: that they were people that were gonna like feel less
Speaker 1: formal because it's like, yeah, I mean all of this
Speaker 1: is not formal because I'm supposed to always just be
Speaker 1: the talent. And then and so they know that if
Speaker 1: we get paired together. There they want me, the production
Speaker 1: company wants me. Otherwise they wouldn't be working with me.
Speaker 1: So this is an interview that if they wanting to
Speaker 1: pair with me, and so then I picked Evolution and
Speaker 1: then they UM shot, they shoot. They wanted footage and
Speaker 1: different stuff from me to build out a deck which
Speaker 1: would be a like a pretty much a power point
Speaker 1: presentation of what the show would look like that we
Speaker 1: then take out to UM Networks. And then we got
Speaker 1: we booked a bunch of networks to pitch it too,
Speaker 1: and met with them all and presented the whole idea.
Speaker 1: And that is more like formal of us trying to
Speaker 1: sell them and but still me being like funny, irreverence
Speaker 1: and like just and I have a little bit of
Speaker 1: like cloud because people they might be a you know,
Speaker 1: the network, people might know who I am, or might
Speaker 1: be a fan, and so it's an opportunity for me
Speaker 1: to not do much of the heavy lifting and for
Speaker 1: them to all do all the logistical stuff. And that
Speaker 1: was the way it went when I pitched UM Not
Speaker 1: Safe with Nikki Glazer with my UM boyfriend at the time, Chris.
Speaker 1: We we just came up with the show like oh
Speaker 1: Sex Talk Show, and Chris and I like developed the
Speaker 1: whole thing, but when we went into pitch it, I
Speaker 1: was more like I said the punch lines and he
Speaker 1: did all like, so this is how we see it
Speaker 1: breaking down. Act one will be this actor and then um,
Speaker 1: and then we waited and then e uh NBC was
Speaker 1: interested in did which is the umbrella network of E Bravo, NBC,
Speaker 1: Peacock all those things, and then they thought. Then then
Speaker 1: we shot a sizzle UM pilot last year and then
Speaker 1: they decided to pick it up, and they didn't pick it.
Speaker 1: We thought it was maybe dead in the water at
Speaker 1: one point, right, Yeah, I mean it took like sometimes
Speaker 1: it takes like six months before you deliver a pilot
Speaker 1: and then you hear back. So I just didn't even
Speaker 1: think it was gonna go. And then they picked it
Speaker 1: up the sum and then it was picked up in
Speaker 1: the summer, and then we shot it in the fall
Speaker 1: of one and in a little bit in the winter
Speaker 1: and uh into this year actually and then um, it's
Speaker 1: gonna Aaron May. So it takes about a year, but
Speaker 1: it takes about two years to get a show from
Speaker 1: inception to happening on TV. It still doesn't even feel
Speaker 1: like real. I mean, I know it's not like I'm
Speaker 1: on it somewhat, but like you're on a lot, a lot,
Speaker 1: but like it just doesn't even feel like when I
Speaker 1: think of like Kardashians or just like TV, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like reality TV families. There's been a lot of them.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm one of many. And who
Speaker 1: knows that this will just be one season thing, but
Speaker 1: I think that it will be. It's so fun and
Speaker 1: there's not anything like it. And I think that I
Speaker 1: really was myself the whole time. I you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't try to. I didn't get a new wardrobe, I
Speaker 1: didn't clean my room, I didn't get new makeup. I
Speaker 1: didn't even wear makeup for most of it. I'm watching
Speaker 1: this first episode and I'm like, I look like I
Speaker 1: didn't try. I didn't try at all. It felt it
Speaker 1: felt very real. It didn't it felt very real, like
Speaker 1: even like with your mom, and like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it just nothing felt death forced, yes exactly, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was. And I had a really good time
Speaker 1: doing it and I got obviously have all the stuff
Speaker 1: that you see happened on the show was like real
Speaker 1: stuff and real like drama and real like maybe those
Speaker 1: things wouldn't have happened had I not done a reality show,
Speaker 1: because it forces you to have conversations and kind of
Speaker 1: think about what you want in life and have steaks.
Speaker 1: But those things are still the results of going through
Speaker 1: this show are still happening. To my My life is
Speaker 1: so different now because of the things that happened on
Speaker 1: the show. So they were all real and had ramifications
Speaker 1: and I can't wait for you all to see it.
Speaker 1: It is interesting. It's like reality is like if we
Speaker 1: just lived through that life, there wouldn't have been as
Speaker 1: many discussions about the life or like it's just what
Speaker 1: your brain is already thinking, but it's acted out kind of,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like what you're normal being
Speaker 1: a woman, You talk about your feelings, and this show,
Speaker 1: reality TV makes you talk about your feelings. That's why
Speaker 1: people fall in love on reality shows so fast, because
Speaker 1: if you people go on their fake or whatever. And
Speaker 1: you've heard me say this before, but if you are
Speaker 1: falling in love with someone or dating someone, and you're
Speaker 1: every single second of your life is spent outside of
Speaker 1: seeing that person, spent talking about that person, and what
Speaker 1: how much you like them and what it means you're
Speaker 1: gonna all in love. That's why girls fall faster. I
Speaker 1: think it is because we're constantly talking to each other
Speaker 1: about like I like him so much, whereas guys are like,
Speaker 1: so I got this new putter, Like, guys don't talk.
Speaker 1: You know, I have. I have men in my life
Speaker 1: who I you know, when I started going, I don't
Speaker 1: want to like, I've had men say that something that
Speaker 1: they've been thinking about for years. They finally I finally
Speaker 1: get them to like explain it to me or their
Speaker 1: feelings about it, and they go, Wow, that really helped.
Speaker 1: That was the first time I've ever said what I
Speaker 1: was thinking out loud, and I'm just like, what are
Speaker 1: you talk? Are you kidding? You've never said You've never
Speaker 1: worked that verbally. And that's why I said the other
Speaker 1: day yesterday, it's so important to journal in your thoughts
Speaker 1: and to say them because you think that you can
Speaker 1: just think things through, but your mind is a fucking
Speaker 1: alphabet soup of thoughts and you really need to articulate
Speaker 1: them to see how you actually feel. And it feels
Speaker 1: so good and you don't think it will you can
Speaker 1: think you can just keep it in there, but you
Speaker 1: can't vie the other day, or it says, uh him
Speaker 1: in are in the people and guys are into things
Speaker 1: like we care more about things whatever that is like
Speaker 1: hobby Mark Norman's clip. Does he say that? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: said women men like to talk about things like driving,
Speaker 1: like a golf club. Yeah, describing some like watch and
Speaker 1: he's like, look at Like if you ask him, like,
Speaker 1: what's your girlfriend's birthday, he's like, I don't know, just
Speaker 1: looking in the summer at some point, I think weather's nice.
Speaker 1: And if you ask him to describe his watch, he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a and he's going through all the details and
Speaker 1: he's like that's why women when they complain about being objectified,
Speaker 1: it's like, but you want to be we love objects.
Speaker 1: Were Yeah, that's good, And I went to where I
Speaker 1: heard it. You heard that like study or something? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just heard it, not in joke for him. I
Speaker 1: can't remember who said it, but it was about essentially
Speaker 1: that does that make you feel like you're that's a
Speaker 1: problem Like that to me doesn't make me feel If
Speaker 1: I were a man, I'd be like, oh, that's a
Speaker 1: shitty thing to care about things more than people. For sure,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm somewhere in the middle there. I
Speaker 1: think you could call them beta's or whatever you want.
Speaker 1: But I do think I have feminist, feminine characteristics whatever
Speaker 1: where I do care more about people than things like
Speaker 1: I really do feel that way, Uh not completely. Last
Speaker 1: name putter set it up, knocks it down down? Um
Speaker 1: should we go to reddit tomp more news? We do one?
Speaker 1: More news news? All right? I kind of want to
Speaker 1: go to this one now that Wardle is on the
Speaker 1: New York Did you do it yet today? But no
Speaker 1: I haven't. Yesterday's really pissed me off. Its off a
Speaker 1: lot of people, piste off, a lot of people. Bands
Speaker 1: are complaining that the puzzle is too difficult now under
Speaker 1: the new owners, and more than one answer is being
Speaker 1: published as a glitch. I don't know what that means,
Speaker 1: but fans have noticed several problems, including the puzzle becoming
Speaker 1: too difficult. Oh when when I like a difficult puzzle,
Speaker 1: but it really did? Um did you get cynic? I
Speaker 1: honestly skipped yesterday, which still happy because I got it today.
Speaker 1: It's cynic was hard because you got I got N
Speaker 1: I C and then I eliminated every other valve besides
Speaker 1: why and I'm like, what the funk I've typed an ionic?
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a double eye. It was so confusing, And
Speaker 1: then cynic was the last one. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's hard because you have two c's, so
Speaker 1: if you get one C, you think that's the end
Speaker 1: of c's. A double letter that isn't used a lot
Speaker 1: in words like two it's it's tough. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a really I thought it was good. I'm happy that
Speaker 1: the New York Times took over. People can Why are
Speaker 1: people complaining about wordle isn't there better things to complain about?
Speaker 1: It takes two minutes of your day? Is it really
Speaker 1: that important to you know? If you're complaining about word
Speaker 1: try a crossbord puzzle, you know what I mean? In comparison,
Speaker 1: they do complain about those that they're too hard. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm in the cross words um for Reddit, and there's
Speaker 1: constantly complaints about certain is a cynic someone that complains
Speaker 1: like someone yeah, no cynic as someone that is always
Speaker 1: like you're kind of a cynic? Your cynical when it
Speaker 1: comes to sincere post on Instagram. Yeah, but I'm getting better,
Speaker 1: Yeah I am, I really am. Yeah, like, what was
Speaker 1: he just doing that to get up? Was it like
Speaker 1: you thinking Kanye is being you said that the other
Speaker 1: day Kanye is being coming out with Donda two in
Speaker 1: between his fucking rants, he gives promotion. I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. I'm not being no, but I do believe
Speaker 1: that there could be some motivation of just wanting to
Speaker 1: be in the spotlight. But I don't think it was
Speaker 1: like his PR team was like I think in order
Speaker 1: to get team, he's a PR team if he's going Fox,
Speaker 1: Skeet and fucking all he loves Hillary, and then the
Speaker 1: next post is Donda too coming out. Kid Cuddy, you
Speaker 1: weren't on it because your friends with SKEI fuck you, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It trends man, and he doesn't all Capital letter also
Speaker 1: wants Kim back. Sure, okay, so both can be true.
Speaker 1: Both can be true. Okay, I thought you were saying
Speaker 1: it's just for that. Oh no, no, no, But I
Speaker 1: think one, I think it's just a mental illness. And
Speaker 1: also I think, yeah, that's the way people are so
Speaker 1: quick to go. Let's you know, we can't judge him.
Speaker 1: He's going he has a mental illness. Everyone who does
Speaker 1: anything has a mental illness. Someone who murders someone has
Speaker 1: a mental illness. Someone who fucking beats their wife has
Speaker 1: a mentalness. I'm not I'm not saying that we can't
Speaker 1: excuse it and feel sorry for him, but I would
Speaker 1: just let's just extend it to everyone then, because just
Speaker 1: because you can say it's bipolar, someone who literally murders
Speaker 1: someone is has a brain abnormality or has gone through
Speaker 1: terrible things in their life where we can find sympathy
Speaker 1: for them. But you're a fucking demon if you have
Speaker 1: any sympathy for someone who murder Pete Davidson, and people
Speaker 1: are going to go, hey, man, dude, back off man.
Speaker 1: That's Kanye being Kanye, right, Okay, well we gotta go
Speaker 1: to break. Um. I love Kane, you do. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think he's very entertaining. He's obviously somewhat off his rocker,
Speaker 1: but I think he's a genius and it's all mixed
Speaker 1: in one pot that's really fun. And I think some
Speaker 1: of his songs are my favorite songs ever. So all right, well, um,
Speaker 1: that's for you, Kanye. I'm sorry I wasn't really listening
Speaker 1: because I'm reading the barrage of congrats text. I'm getting
Speaker 1: from people about the show. So barage, barage, let's get
Speaker 1: uh what was it? What was the word I to use? Uh?
Speaker 1: Carbon nacle, carbon car. I'll your right back with reddit dump.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to reddit dump. This is your
Speaker 1: karaoke mode. This is your reddit dump. You can hear
Speaker 1: the last until last week. Oh wow, all right, well,
Speaker 1: welcome to reddit dump. Okay, let's get right to it.
Speaker 1: And no, why don't you play that? Start us off
Speaker 1: with the video this one you may have seen. It
Speaker 1: was going making the rounds last week. This is from
Speaker 1: the subret. It made me smile. Is a dad Mike's
Speaker 1: up a four year old while he's snowboarding. So this
Speaker 1: dad dad puts a microphone in his little four year
Speaker 1: olds um, you know, helmet while he's snowboarding down the mountain.
Speaker 1: And it's adorable to hear what this kid says to
Speaker 1: himself by snowboarding. Let's get up, go in that secret path.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, y dad, No one's in our secret path.
Speaker 1: This way, your slip. I won't fall, Maybe I will.
Speaker 1: That's okay. That we all for dad. Have fun. Da.
Speaker 1: Let's dound as big old hill. He falls? Who powers?
Speaker 1: He said? What kind of dinosaur A you and he's
Speaker 1: a powder sore. It says indiscernible Verbibal struggles, and then
Speaker 1: he said, that's the cutest thing I might have ever
Speaker 1: seen my life. It's so freaking cute, and it's such
Speaker 1: a great message. And everyone falls, everyone falls, It's okay.
Speaker 1: It'd be so scared to put my kid on a
Speaker 1: if I had a kid on a snowboarder skis, I
Speaker 1: just I'd be so afraid. And then I put a
Speaker 1: a I saw this and I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: put a microphone in our And I found a four
Speaker 1: year a little four year old girls um helmet when
Speaker 1: she went to a farm chicken. There's a white chicken.
Speaker 1: There's a brown chicken. There's a black chicken. There's an
Speaker 1: orange chicken. There's a red chicken. How many chickens are there? Wait?
Speaker 1: There's one, two, three, seven, eight. We don't have baby.
Speaker 1: Where are they going? There's just chillen. Don't they belong
Speaker 1: in a bar? Don't they belong in a barn? No?
Speaker 1: This is so. That was a four year old that
Speaker 1: I found. I put that's pretty cool. Yeah, why did
Speaker 1: they need to wear chicken? I don't know why A
Speaker 1: grown man baby why were they wearing a helm? I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for those of you who didn't know that was
Speaker 1: Britney Spears. Didn't you think that was a four year
Speaker 1: old at first talking? Yeah, that's Britney Spears. Though it's
Speaker 1: still adorable, still really cute. I've never I cannot get
Speaker 1: over that clip I played for everyone. One chicken to chicken, brown,
Speaker 1: chicken baby? Why are the chickens? Don't they belong in
Speaker 1: a barn? Baby? Can you imagine hanging out with that
Speaker 1: all day? It would be like why? But why? Like
Speaker 1: it's I just we have to get an uber black one.
Speaker 1: Here's one with wheels, with wheels and an engine and
Speaker 1: they go round? And am I making fun of Britney Spears? Yes?
Speaker 1: Am I making fun of her mental illness? No? I'm
Speaker 1: just saying she sounds like a four year old. That's okay,
Speaker 1: But it's it's it's it's ok You got a controversial
Speaker 1: post the other day with the cat here and I
Speaker 1: put it on my Instagram and people were like, you're disgusting,
Speaker 1: You're disgusting to mock her mental illness, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm mocking the fact that she sang a weird note.
Speaker 1: I will never be able to hit any of the
Speaker 1: notes she hits, including that one, nor would I want
Speaker 1: to with that one. But it's people, just stop it.
Speaker 1: Why do we live in like the We don't live
Speaker 1: in the real world, like a lot of people don't
Speaker 1: as a mental illness, you can't make fun of them.
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of the mental illness. People who
Speaker 1: have mental illness is, including myself, do funny stupid things
Speaker 1: that you can still go Her baby voice has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with her having a conservator ship. Maybe it does,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll explain that to me if I
Speaker 1: am very insensitive for making fun of that. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go to more things on Reddit. Um, but I just
Speaker 1: cannot get over it. Um. Okay, this one was, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're sorry one second, let me just go up to
Speaker 1: the top. Um. This one wasn't on explain like I'm five? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is this one? I love this because you get to
Speaker 1: ask questions that are complex and someone just to explains
Speaker 1: it to you like you're an idiot. Um, Why is
Speaker 1: gold so valuable? Is it really as simple as oh,
Speaker 1: pretty rock makes shiny things? What do you guys think?
Speaker 1: Why do you have a limited amount of gold so
Speaker 1: then the values what it is. But they're more rare
Speaker 1: things in the world than gold. Sure, but they might
Speaker 1: be more expensive. What's more rare than gold? Did it?
Speaker 1: And also it like takes a place of like like
Speaker 1: you have gold bars which will keep its value, so
Speaker 1: people have that. But well, it gets into all this,
Speaker 1: but this is why it's not This is why it's more.
Speaker 1: It's better than the other ones. I found it interesting.
Speaker 1: Gold is rare, but not too rare. Nothing too common
Speaker 1: can be built, can build up a lot of monetary value,
Speaker 1: but something too rare wouldn't build up enough cultural significance
Speaker 1: to become valued as a store of wealth and medium
Speaker 1: of exchange. So it's perfectly rare but not too rare.
Speaker 1: That you see it a lot, so you want it,
Speaker 1: but it's not easy, not easy to get. Gold has
Speaker 1: esthetic value people as you note, like shiny things. This
Speaker 1: is probably a universal as universal as human nature. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. Number three, gold is unreactive. That
Speaker 1: is very important because when you want to store value,
Speaker 1: you don't want to lose value. Most metals rust away,
Speaker 1: organic things rock rot, most colorful things discolor. But you
Speaker 1: can toss gold in a pit in the dirt and
Speaker 1: come back a hundred years later and it will be
Speaker 1: in good condition. Yeah, but diet. But then they said,
Speaker 1: gold is um it's not like a gem that might
Speaker 1: crack and lose its value. And if it if it
Speaker 1: is in some form you don't like, you can melt
Speaker 1: it down and reform it, whereas you can't do that
Speaker 1: with diamonds. Gold is hard to fake. Gold is easy
Speaker 1: to work with. I just found that very interesting because
Speaker 1: sometimes thinking you go, why is it just because it's pretty?
Speaker 1: And um, okay, this is a from ask credit. What
Speaker 1: did you learn at an embarrassingly late age. Um, someone said,
Speaker 1: my dad once told me that gullible isn't in the dictionary. Ah,
Speaker 1: he said. Eighteen years later I got the joke. Someone
Speaker 1: said the meaning of birthday suit. I was twenty six
Speaker 1: at the time. That's one that you just hear a
Speaker 1: lot and then at some point you go, oh, I
Speaker 1: guess it's naked. But I have words that I didn't
Speaker 1: like off pudding. Yeah, Prima donna? How do you think
Speaker 1: you spell primadonna? Um? P R E M A D D.
Speaker 1: I know this is wrong, but it's it's too words
Speaker 1: Prima and Donna it's not free. It's not like before Madonna.
Speaker 1: Um uh oh. I liked this one. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but whenever someone mentioned that a piece of furniture was walnut,
Speaker 1: think about what you think about when someone says, this
Speaker 1: is walnut. Okay, I kind of thought they meant that
Speaker 1: nuts and shells are all crushed up and smules. I
Speaker 1: thought the color of Then in my thirties, I realized
Speaker 1: that it was probably made it from the tree that
Speaker 1: makes walnuts too, and that is from It's from the
Speaker 1: wood of the walnut tree, and the walnut is the
Speaker 1: walnut that the tree produces. And as I to um,
Speaker 1: someone said they didn't know that milk curdles or bread
Speaker 1: molds because they lived in a house with eighteen kids
Speaker 1: and nothing ever sat around long enough for that to happen.
Speaker 1: Um Oh. This one I learned last night, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to share it with everyone because I think we
Speaker 1: all don't know this. I was into my d I
Speaker 1: was into my deep, I was deep into my teens
Speaker 1: when I realized it's make ends meet m e e
Speaker 1: T instead of make ends ends with an apostrophe m
Speaker 1: e a T. I always visualized visualized it as procuring
Speaker 1: the last bit of food you could in tough times.
Speaker 1: Now it's making two ends meet ship. I would never
Speaker 1: have thought, Yeah, is it make men's meat or make
Speaker 1: ends meet? Make ends like two ends come together and meet. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I knew that. Oh you didn't know that. I
Speaker 1: did not speaking of ends make men's meat. To me? Oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of ends, someone said, I didn't know that the
Speaker 1: ends of loaves of bread are there to seal in
Speaker 1: the freshness so that when you when you eat the
Speaker 1: ends or you chopped them off, the bread gets dryer.
Speaker 1: Which I didn't know either. But this one was the
Speaker 1: funniest one to me. This guy goes um. I was
Speaker 1: sixteen years old when I learned the word florret ng
Speaker 1: was not a word. Okay, I'm confused too. He grew
Speaker 1: up watching a lot of SpongeBob and it was always
Speaker 1: his favorite show. On the show, SpongeBob always failed his
Speaker 1: driving test because he would always floor it okay instead
Speaker 1: of driving slowly. So when he was little, he thought
Speaker 1: that floor it was a single word that meant to
Speaker 1: go fast, so you could go slowly or you could
Speaker 1: floor it okay. So he thought floor it was a
Speaker 1: verb that you could do so. Fast forward to driving school.
Speaker 1: I'm in the car with the instructor and another student.
Speaker 1: I'm driving slowly on the highway and someone aggressively passes me.
Speaker 1: I made some nervous comment like man, he's really floor
Speaker 1: itt ing, and the car just gets really quiet for
Speaker 1: a second. Then the other student of the car goes Florida.
Speaker 1: What And that's when I realized it. It all came
Speaker 1: crashing down at once. Floor it. It was two different words, um,
Speaker 1: and I just thought that was really cute and funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're listening sending words you've gotten wrong in conversation
Speaker 1: where it's not just uh, I guess we do that
Speaker 1: already with what call? Yeah, yeah, like misheards or like misunderstood,
Speaker 1: or when they someone said dacari. Oh, yeah, you told
Speaker 1: me that one and I didn't. What was it? Did
Speaker 1: you hear that one? Noah? The fan tracks where the
Speaker 1: person miss miss miss mountains dachary. Yeah, was a dacorus
Speaker 1: because it had an acid then diecary like something like that,
Speaker 1: like diacary or like diaria, Like yeah, it sounded like
Speaker 1: kind of like dire. Yeah. Anyhow, let's go into final thought.
Speaker 1: It's this is from the subpreddit science uh it says
Speaker 1: of Americans ages eighteen and up didn't have sex once
Speaker 1: over the past twelve months. That is, of adults eighteen
Speaker 1: and up did not have sex for the past twelve
Speaker 1: months for the past year. That is a that is
Speaker 1: more than night. What is it normally before COVID though,
Speaker 1: I wonder, Um, it's been this number for a while, actually,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's one of the articles I sent yesterday,
Speaker 1: and it's for a while before pandemic. Yeah, it reached
Speaker 1: an all time high in two thousand eighteen. Adults reporting
Speaker 1: no sex reached all time hime in two underscoring a
Speaker 1: three decade trend line marked by an aging population in
Speaker 1: higher numbers of unattached people. Um. Yeah, I wonder how
Speaker 1: much the most of these men, most of the people
Speaker 1: are twenties, are are um twenty something men. For most
Speaker 1: of the past three decades, twenty something men and women
Speaker 1: reported similar rates of sexlessness, but the change that changed
Speaker 1: has changed in recent years. Since two eight the air
Speaker 1: of men younger than thirty, but the share of men
Speaker 1: younger than thirty reporting no sex has tripled. Um. There
Speaker 1: are several potential explanations for this labor force, so these
Speaker 1: because there's less people working. Labor force participation is one
Speaker 1: of the reasons when men don't have jobs, they don't
Speaker 1: feel sexy. I thought the people at their job I
Speaker 1: thought that too, But it's apparently men do not feel
Speaker 1: like viable sex partners when they don't have jobs, and
Speaker 1: then they don't also have money to probably at your
Speaker 1: parents house too, when you're living back with that. That's
Speaker 1: another reason is more of us are living at home
Speaker 1: with our parents, and you can't funk as much. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is this explains why the idea of a metaverse
Speaker 1: is only getting like more real because people are just
Speaker 1: living on the internet and they're getting every other happiness
Speaker 1: from their computer, their phone. I mean that's so these
Speaker 1: numbers are going to keep getting higher. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so too. It's I mean, in Japan, aren't
Speaker 1: people just like fucking celibate. I mean, like men are
Speaker 1: just they they like have their like they have romances
Speaker 1: with their pillows and stuff. There's a huge, like a
Speaker 1: huge problem in Japan of no yeah, and like not
Speaker 1: having more kids. It's interesting, I I but for me,
Speaker 1: I always is like sex is so hard to get
Speaker 1: to the point where you're naked with someone and comfortable
Speaker 1: you meet someone else, which everyone is so isolated. You
Speaker 1: meet someone and then you get comfortable enough with them
Speaker 1: to take off your clothes and like, so I never
Speaker 1: understood tinder, like you could just meet a stranger, open
Speaker 1: the door, and then have them be inside them. It's
Speaker 1: insane to me. So I think that these numbers, to
Speaker 1: me makes sense. Also bars being closed. A lot of
Speaker 1: people fun when they're drunk, and not as many people
Speaker 1: are drinking maybe at least socially. Yeah, but this has
Speaker 1: been going down since two thousand eight. Dude, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think a lot of these people are just like I wonder,
Speaker 1: like I think about like that are fucking already fucking
Speaker 1: even more than back in the day, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like you know and out of how did
Speaker 1: how many of these really just can't get late? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Right, Like, like it's not a choice,
Speaker 1: It's not a choice. It's like, yeah, I think this
Speaker 1: is not a choice for a sexual This is um
Speaker 1: like more like heteronormative relationships. Because I know that my
Speaker 1: friends who are on Grinder have no issue and have
Speaker 1: not had no issue fucking over the last couple of years,
Speaker 1: but I just half of men on grinder. I've always
Speaker 1: thought of men though, as just like they are the
Speaker 1: ones that have less of an issue having sex because
Speaker 1: they just aren't ready. They could just do it whenever women.
Speaker 1: You have to get to know someone a little bit
Speaker 1: more and feel a little bit more safe to let
Speaker 1: it happen. So it's surprising that women aren't the ones
Speaker 1: that whose numbers are smaller, because for me, I'm just
Speaker 1: like every man I know is just sex with anyone
Speaker 1: you women's met. The numbers have increased exponential, they said
Speaker 1: by They've tripled for men, and the women have only
Speaker 1: gone up by eight percent. I think, well, I think
Speaker 1: women are more liberated now and they're having sex more
Speaker 1: freely than back in the day. Under Seeing how people
Speaker 1: are so comfortable getting naked with people drunk, it's why
Speaker 1: is no one talking about that? That that's the fucking
Speaker 1: number one thing we have been getting drunk. That that's
Speaker 1: why sex happens. It's because alcohol alcohol, but no one
Speaker 1: talks about it. Everyone just acts like no the fun thing.
Speaker 1: It's like I I had four tequila's, he had five,
Speaker 1: and next thing, you know, we fucked and now we're
Speaker 1: married with four kids. It's like it's not a big
Speaker 1: deal to people. It's like to ask people in the audience,
Speaker 1: how many of you have had sex for the first
Speaker 1: time with someone totally sober. It used to be like
Speaker 1: no one, and now people say, yeah, it's me because
Speaker 1: I'm performing for older audiences. But ask yourself that listeners
Speaker 1: to be at sex with someone for the first time
Speaker 1: and you weren't a little bit inebriated. Yeah, if you're
Speaker 1: in college, no, even the person you're dating, you don't
Speaker 1: fox because it's a smart thing to not suck a
Speaker 1: stranger and the only way to do it. It's smart
Speaker 1: to not suck someone too soon. Yes, in every way
Speaker 1: disease pregnancy, you don't want to just do what was.
Speaker 1: We're not in tribes anymore, where you're you're destined to
Speaker 1: see this person at the fireside later that night. These
Speaker 1: people can escape without accountability after they fuck you and
Speaker 1: give you whatever they give you, And it's emotionally fraught,
Speaker 1: like you should be having sex too soon, and that
Speaker 1: the only reason it's happening is because of alcohol. People
Speaker 1: do not. Men are the only ones that get horny
Speaker 1: enough to have sex right away without alcohol, So there's
Speaker 1: a billion times women need to like like someone or
Speaker 1: trust someone's there. Of course, there's some women that have
Speaker 1: more masculine energy in that way and like I just
Speaker 1: want to get fucked, But I do not think that
Speaker 1: that as that comment. I wonder if drinking is like
Speaker 1: a good scapegoat for people like where they're like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like it's a good excuse to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not a sled I was just drunk, or I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not a womanizer, I was just drunk. Like
Speaker 1: it's a great excuse. I'm not really ask this thing
Speaker 1: in it, but you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 1: think it's a way for people to kind of get
Speaker 1: out of bad behavior they just have and maybe it's
Speaker 1: something that they want to have sex. We all want
Speaker 1: to have sex, but it's so scary to like be vulnerable,
Speaker 1: vulnerable enough to first of all, like put your mouth
Speaker 1: on someone else's mouth. What if they reject you when
Speaker 1: you just you know that analogy I gave of like
Speaker 1: you just feel like it's liquid courage to do the
Speaker 1: things you're scared to do, when really it's just your stupider.
Speaker 1: Because if it were like good courage, firefighters would get
Speaker 1: loaded before they went into houses. Yeah, fun that fire. Yeah,
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