1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: The Nick Glaser. Here's Nikki. Hey guys, welcome to the show. 2 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 1: It's the podcast. What's up. Let's stop it, just stop it. 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 1: I pulled both hands rings coming here, running uphill both ways. 4 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: Andrew had a little bit of a debacle getting here today. 5 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: I like that word. I did too. I just said it, 6 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,200 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's a crunchy word. What's 7 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: that debacle? Spackle, spackle back, spackle any call. And at 8 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: the end there's sound in a little bit almost slur 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 1: slurry spackle. Yeah, it's getting close. Okay, so you can't 10 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: you got over here and you First of all, I 11 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: hate when people are like, I gotta check out at 12 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: my hotel. I'm like, no, you don't. Never once And 13 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: how many cities have we been in? How many cities 14 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: have we gone, Like, yeah, hundred, at least a hundred 15 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: hotels at least in the time that we've been friends. Um, 16 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: never once have I ever checked out. So I'm walking out. 17 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: So I'm just telling you people, if you think you 18 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: got to check out, you don't got to check out 19 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,399 Speaker 1: ever unless you're at this hotel. Well yeah, unless there's 20 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 1: a good I almost got shot. Just say, oh, so 21 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: you were saying I'm leaving for good because yesterday I 22 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: did that and they were like bye. They just checked 23 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: my license plate and they were like, okay, bye. I 24 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: was there was a long line. There's a long line. 25 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: So I was like, fun this, I'm just walking out. 26 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: I walk out all the time. Just charge my card. 27 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: You have my card. I'm not running away, like you 28 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: don't need to look guilty. You must have looked like 29 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,960 Speaker 1: you were done. Did you have your bag with you? 30 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: I had my bag and I was running, saying I 31 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: was going to the border. And they were like, okay, 32 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: come on, man, don't rub it in that you have 33 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: a passport, you know. I felt like in a green 34 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: card or whatever you have. I ran and I go, okay, 35 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: see you later, and I tried to walk out like 36 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: I owned them. You ever like walk out with too 37 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: much confidence where you look you see you later, like 38 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 1: you're like leaving cheers where everybody like later. They're like, 39 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: my name's not Tony. I was like, yeah, right, Tony. Yeah. 40 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: So I was doing that and I get past the 41 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 1: gate and I was halfway to your hotel and the 42 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: guy goes Mr Cullen, Mr Clin, and I'm like what man, 43 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,079 Speaker 1: I gotta get to it. They don't know what about. 44 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: So I'm trying to explain radio radio, radio podcast. Oh 45 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: and they're like, man, look, we know where you are 46 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: in the charts. You could come back there. They don't, 47 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: they don't need you. They've been literally they've been following 48 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 1: the charts. Yeah, it's sucked up. So anyways, I get 49 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: back and there's a long they're talking about puddles. Yeah. 50 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: Well it's been a while since I relave, so sadly 51 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: least one on dude. Anyways, we are charting while um 52 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: so I get back and there's a long line and 53 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 1: the guy actually skip the line and let me check 54 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,959 Speaker 1: and sign it, which was nice. Nice. So you like 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: sign ship to get out, yeah, which is whatever. But 56 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: it's just like when you got to look at that bill, 57 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: that's what I don't want to see. I don't want 58 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: to see. I don't want to see the money that 59 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: I've spent. Just send it to the bank man and 60 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: then take it away. I don't care what it looks. 61 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: God Andrew the other day was like, NICKI, you should 62 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: just get a print out of your bank statement in Pasos. 63 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: You're gonna feel like Jeff Bezos. Jeff bezos because it's 64 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: twenty times. It's twenty bezos per dollar. So everything is 65 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: like you go out to eat and you're like, oh 66 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: my god, these vegetables are like it's just everything. But 67 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: also I don't know how to do the math, so 68 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: I think everything is so cheap because I'm doing poor maths, 69 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: and so I think, oh, it's like, I mean, I'm 70 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: so dumb. I see a high number, I go that's cash. 71 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: That's I'm broken. Oh yeah, that apple really set me back. 72 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: You just gotta divide by twenty and god, is it 73 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: harder than you think? Ten times ten percent times too. 74 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 1: Like when you do a tip, you times it. Oh 75 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: you times it and then it gives you. I don't 76 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: do that, but I'm saying that might be easier for you. 77 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: See you times. So if something's three d pos, you 78 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: times ten, So three thousand and then three pesos you 79 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: at times point one zero? Okay, so three, No, you 80 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: just move one the point over. Just divide. Dividing is easy, 81 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: or than dividing is easier than doing times. Agreed. I 82 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: thought that it might be a lot of people do 83 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: you can also do it. Let's just say you do 84 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: a times tent. So let's do okay, so three thousand, 85 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 1: and then you say, then do half of that. That 86 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: would be right, But then you just like move the 87 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 1: decimal later on. Do you ever do that? Don't look 88 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: at me like I'm stupid. I'm not. I'm not friends 89 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: of all. My eyes are closed. Well before you go there, 90 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: it's boring through your lidskin. What I know is that 91 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: I always associate twenty with the number five because twenty 92 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: goes into a hundred five times, and I will always 93 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: know that there's like certain things that are just like 94 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 1: in like, that's just a rule in my head. I'm 95 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: not great at math, but I've created little rules where 96 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I know twenty goes into a hundred 97 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: five times. So yeah, so you divide everything by twenty 98 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 1: with a thousand bucks or a thousand pacos two bucks. 99 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 1: See if a bill was a thousand paces, I'd go okay, 100 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: what um no, wait, that's not right, it'd bet yes. 101 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 1: Do you want to see my fucking people are are? 102 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: I'm looking at you through my lids now, Oh man, 103 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: I can feel it even though my lids are closed, 104 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 1: I can feel your lids. Yeah, that's how strong that 105 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: glare is um to have a announcement to any closed 106 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: contest ye whoever opens first. We're not doing this on 107 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 1: a podcast. I'm not doing this. We just do it 108 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: for an hour. That's interesting because you don't you could 109 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: always lie, because you could just say when you open 110 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: your eyes, I just opened mind too, Yes, So you 111 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: could always just say it's the first one, you're the first. 112 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: Or you could see someone start to open their eyes 113 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 1: when you're already looking at them in closures. Again. Oh, 114 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: it's like the underwater trick. Is that one? Some people 115 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 1: go underwater, they close their eyes and then you could 116 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: you know, who could hold their breath longer? Come up? 117 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 1: You get a real quick blowhole air like a whale. 118 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: Come back down and be like, yeah, if I could 119 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 1: go back in time, you would have won a lot, 120 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: and that you cheat and Marco Polo, be honest, not 121 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 1: Marco Polo the one. Oh jail break, jail break, I 122 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: don't know, jail break when you go back and forth 123 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,839 Speaker 1: and your eyes would be closed, you know. I always 124 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: kind of cheated on those heads up seven up. You 125 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: would look at the floor to see their shoes. Who 126 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,839 Speaker 1: touched your finger? Do you remember the game had up 127 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: seven up? Was like classic. You put your head down 128 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: and you put your thumb up, and if your thumb 129 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: gets touched, then you look up and everyone who gets 130 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: the thumbs you put your thumb down if it got touched, 131 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: and then you look and if you guess who touched 132 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: your thumb, then they have to replace with you and 133 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: you get to be the thumb toucher. It's fun. I 134 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,679 Speaker 1: used to feel like so cool if like a cool 135 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: boy touched my thumb, I'd feel like finally I'm seen 136 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: someone acknowledged to exists and they touched me. And then 137 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: you're like, was it you, Chris, And it's like, no, 138 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: it was the weird kid in the corner, and he's like, 139 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm getting like my heart is beating 140 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: fast even thinking about looking at Matt Johnson and whether 141 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: or not he may have touched my thumb. And I'm like, 142 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: he's not looking at me because he touched it. And 143 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:59,240 Speaker 1: then he never did um big announcement today. Yeah, the 144 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: thing the cameras, the cameras that or we didn't know 145 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: what it was. It was a reality show for the 146 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:17,239 Speaker 1: e networking May first and it's called Welcome Home. Nicki 147 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: Glazer with a question Mark, is it really really question Mark, 148 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: I didn't know that, Yeah, And I refused on the announcement. 149 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,160 Speaker 1: I refused to say it any other way. They took 150 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:32,840 Speaker 1: the They took the one Burgundy exactly because, to be 151 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 1: honest with you, I always I didn't understand the name 152 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: of the show for what or like it was a 153 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: big thing for you. Yeah, it was. You know. I 154 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: always end up kind of getting into a lot of 155 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: uh like back and forth about the name of different 156 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,560 Speaker 1: shows that I've had, and um, this one it came. 157 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 1: They came up with it, Welcome Home Nicky Glazer and 158 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: either right, yeah, and analyzed. They got a little pushback 159 00:08:56,559 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 1: from some of their sponsors, but they and eyes was 160 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 1: gonna be liked for the network. It has so many meanings. Yeah, 161 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: welcome home Nicki Glazer, and I told them, if we 162 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 1: go with this name, I will never say it like 163 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 1: the way you might want me to say. I kind 164 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 1: of like that though, of saying it like that, because 165 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,240 Speaker 1: we don't know if you're home yet. We never know 166 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: if you're home. No, it's a good it. Actually I 167 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: embraced the name now, and I think it's they made 168 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 1: the right decision because it is, like I don't know, 169 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 1: and do they even want me there? And do I 170 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 1: even want to be there? And is it home? And 171 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: so welcome home, Nicki glazer. Uh debut is very first. 172 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy Sunday May first. This is the old 173 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 1: Kardashian spot. So that's wild, big deal. Yeah, and we've 174 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,880 Speaker 1: already seen the first episode Andrew and I, and it's good. 175 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,439 Speaker 1: It really does flow. It's wild flows. That's what you 176 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,440 Speaker 1: want to hear about a show. Yeah, if you want 177 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 1: to show that good. Honestly, the pacing is great. Yeah, No, 178 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 1: I think it's it's so fun. It's a really fun. 179 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: Mom is a star. I think that none take it 180 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,679 Speaker 1: my mom. God, I wish the reality show was here 181 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: now because she did you guys. I apologized to any 182 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: bestis who might have been up between the hours of 183 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: twelve am Central time and four am Central time. I 184 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: saw a post from my mom that so I logged. 185 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 1: I remember doing it and being like she'll never tggle 186 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:29,840 Speaker 1: between the two, you know, like it's it's impossible. I 187 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,560 Speaker 1: had to log onto our account for some reason on 188 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: her phone. I forgot why, and oh, because I was 189 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 1: using my phone for something and I wanted to go 190 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 1: live and so I used her phone because it's a 191 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,959 Speaker 1: better version than my dad's. So I went live on 192 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 1: her phone and then I put it back to her account, 193 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: and I thought, she'll never and I thought it would 194 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: be hilarious if it excellently, because you too press it twice. No, 195 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: I know, no, I know how to do it. I 196 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 1: just can't imagine. I mean I can't. Maybe she saw 197 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: it twice. She must have been so disappointed with her feed. 198 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:01,960 Speaker 1: It's only following like I heart and Jessica Kearson, which 199 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: is a great follow and like who else are we falling? 200 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: Were falling? Yeah? Like seeing who we were? She was 201 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 1: probably like where is everything? Um? But she uh, she 202 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: posted a picture. She posted a screenshot of her Can 203 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: we pull it up? Can we pull it up? Yeah, 204 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,080 Speaker 1: it's right there. It's a screenshot of her. That thing 205 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:29,680 Speaker 1: because the caption is incredible, by the way, where the 206 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:34,520 Speaker 1: picture didn't First of all, it's the picture is of 207 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 1: Arlow and it is the it is I believe it's. 208 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,480 Speaker 1: I can see almost the numbers of the time on 209 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,680 Speaker 1: her phone. You know. It's a screenshot of her face, 210 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: the face of her phone. Okay, yeah, because it shows 211 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: top which is wild it's an accidental No, I think 212 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 1: that's my phone. It's an accidental Oh maybe it's no, 213 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 1: it's heurts it hurt. That was part of this. It 214 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,679 Speaker 1: was an accidental screenshot. So my mom went to post 215 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,320 Speaker 1: something so she couldn't but she went through her feet 216 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,840 Speaker 1: and was just like, oh, this is cute, and she 217 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,720 Speaker 1: didn't realize she was posting a screenshot of the face 218 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 1: plate or of her phone screen. And it's of Rlow, 219 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 1: my nephew, her grandson, from years ago, many years ago, 220 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:18,200 Speaker 1: because he has probably two in this photo four and 221 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: a half or he's almost five now, just under several 222 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:27,439 Speaker 1: and the caption says, I love this picture. That's because 223 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,839 Speaker 1: I took it. In the picture he looks it looks 224 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 1: like a missing child photo. I I. So I saw 225 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,440 Speaker 1: this in the middle of the night. Yeah, so did I, 226 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,160 Speaker 1: And all the morning I got worried for you because 227 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: I go, what is going on with with you? With 228 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: you like I really think could possibly be. I was 229 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: just like, I was so embarrassed when I saw this, 230 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,319 Speaker 1: because I'm like, everyone's going to think I did this, 231 00:12:53,559 --> 00:12:56,080 Speaker 1: the bragging that you took it, I go, who is this? 232 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: I thought I was living with a stranger in my 233 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 1: whole life. My god, it's so you. And then I 234 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,880 Speaker 1: saw the likes. I was like, thirty five likes, and 235 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 1: I was like, that's not even good either, Like this 236 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,920 Speaker 1: whole thing is that, this is just embarrassing. To one 237 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: comment that I don't even read, I'm like, what I know, 238 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,560 Speaker 1: there's one comment that we couldn't read. No one commented 239 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 1: as good for you guys. By the way, not commenting 240 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 1: on that, because you should have just immediately report called 241 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 1: I'd get hacked. I'd rather your account get hacked and 242 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:31,680 Speaker 1: you say insanely racist stuff like terrible things. Then whatever 243 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 1: that was, it was the scary. It's one of the 244 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: scariest things I've ever seen. Well, now it's so funny. 245 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:41,320 Speaker 1: Now it's funny. My mom was clearly had a couple 246 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 1: of drinks. That's when my mom posts to Instagram, she 247 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,240 Speaker 1: gets like a little bit gets She's like one of 248 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,199 Speaker 1: those people that gets cocky when she drinks. That's the 249 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 1: only time she has self esteemed no offense. The car 250 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: post is still my favorite. Oh yeah, the one where 251 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 1: she posted of these four teenagers in a car and 252 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,080 Speaker 1: she's in the back of a uber I think, and 253 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 1: she posted four teenagers in the back of their car. 254 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,679 Speaker 1: Let me go to it's for looking cool. They're looking 255 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 1: over at her, and she says, four girls out and 256 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,319 Speaker 1: about in an uber, I'll tagging each other. I'm sure 257 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: I gotta call her to get some answers on this 258 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 1: one second here, I mean, Jess kidding, it's been a 259 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 1: while since we've even had Okay, let's a Nikki hell? 260 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:43,560 Speaker 1: Oh hello, how are you? I'm good? Why is it 261 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: my phone such a bad sound? Mom? You're on the podcast? 262 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:54,640 Speaker 1: Oh oh no, oh my god? Um, what do you 263 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: want to I want to know? Did you know that 264 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:01,480 Speaker 1: you posted on my Instagram on our podcast instagram last 265 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: night a picture of Arlow thinking it was your Instagram 266 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: because somehow you toggled between the two. I had once 267 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: logged into my my podcast Instagram. Um, back in the day, 268 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: I didn't know. Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna teach 269 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,720 Speaker 1: you later on how to go to your Instagram and 270 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: go back to because you you must be seeing only Yeah, 271 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: it's you're on the wrong Instagram and you posted a 272 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: picture of Arlo. Do you remember what you posted? Now? 273 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: It was a picture of Arlo a screenshot of your 274 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: your phone face like the um, you know the picture 275 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 1: you had the home scream Yeah okay, and you said 276 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: I love this picture, and do and do you know 277 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 1: why you love that picture? You said because I took it. Oh, 278 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 1: I like, oh, they're ah, that's because I took it baby. Well, um, um, 279 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 1: it is a cute picture. No, it's all right. We'll 280 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 1: teach you how to get back to it. I don't 281 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,520 Speaker 1: know I should make I think maybe if my mom 282 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: just posts, she won't. She won't. She doesn't know how 283 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: to talkle back and forth though she won't know she want. Yeah, 284 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: we gotta teach you how to tagle. So if you 285 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 1: if you want to know, just go to the bottom 286 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: right of the Instagram account and just tap it a 287 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,200 Speaker 1: bunch until it switches over to your account. That's pretty 288 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 1: much how you do it. Oh my god, Yeah, I 289 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 1: can't know. It's very confusing. It is confusing. I don't 290 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: under I would never expect you to understand that. It's 291 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: it's a thing that sometimes I get tripped up on 292 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: and post on our podcast when I mean to do 293 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 1: our own So it's it's it's a normal thing. But 294 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 1: I woke up at four in the morning and I 295 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,400 Speaker 1: just saw this like ominous picture of Arlow looking like 296 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,120 Speaker 1: a missing child and said, I love this picture because 297 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 1: I took it. And I was horrified that Andrew saw 298 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,120 Speaker 1: it in the middle of the night to mom, and 299 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,960 Speaker 1: he thought that I needed He thought he was going 300 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,960 Speaker 1: to do a wellness check. I was gonna baker act you. Yeah, 301 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,320 Speaker 1: he was gonna. He was worried about me. He was like, who, 302 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,440 Speaker 1: why is she bragging that she took this one woman's 303 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:20,359 Speaker 1: normal picture. It's another woman's call for help. Well, I'll 304 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: teach out to toggle. Mom, I gotta learn to dog. 305 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll call you later to catch up 306 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,560 Speaker 1: on everything. Go, um, go check out my Instagram though, 307 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:34,680 Speaker 1: because then the reality show was just announced today. Oh okay, 308 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 1: I will all right, hello everybody, and okay, thank you. 309 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 1: I will go. I'll tell everyone hello for you. They 310 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 1: just heard that. But um, yeah, go check out. There's 311 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,440 Speaker 1: the trailers out. I'm sure day I will see it 312 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 1: and he'll show you. All right, love you mom. In 313 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,240 Speaker 1: the middle of a meeting, okay, alright, By oh my god, 314 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up the whole um that I 315 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,639 Speaker 1: remember that story wrong. Should we do that later? About 316 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,359 Speaker 1: the Dave Matthews. Just say it now, all right? So 317 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,920 Speaker 1: as you know, we said we both cried. I don't 318 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,120 Speaker 1: know you cried at Dave Matthews too, right, So I said, 319 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 1: I cried at Dave Matthews. Rusty, Yeah, so I'll so 320 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,040 Speaker 1: Rusty watched the podcast and he said, I just get 321 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,439 Speaker 1: a text one morning. He goes, you cried at cold 322 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:24,200 Speaker 1: Play the Scientists. We were in box seats and Chris 323 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,960 Speaker 1: Martin stood on the speaker next to us and was 324 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 1: singing to scientists, and me and Kelly stood up and 325 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:34,840 Speaker 1: look over and you're sitting down still bawling, crying, bawling. 326 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: Was just guessing, oh wait, why this is the video? 327 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,560 Speaker 1: My tears are going back in my eyes because the video, 328 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,679 Speaker 1: the video of the scientists, the music video. All right, 329 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,159 Speaker 1: we gotta go to break and we'll come back with 330 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 1: more on this and everything else. All Right, we're back, Andrew, Uh, So, 331 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: our memory deceives us. I could have swear as at 332 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 1: Dave Matthew, but apparently I was crying at cold Play. 333 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,800 Speaker 1: I go, I don't think Kelly was there. He goes, yes, 334 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,160 Speaker 1: that was the night we lost him and he went 335 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,399 Speaker 1: with that girl. We had a room at colony. We 336 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:16,640 Speaker 1: each drank a fifth of Johnny Walker. Oh yeah, yeah, 337 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:22,160 Speaker 1: see you've stayed there before, I guess. So then he goes, 338 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 1: we drank a fifth of Johnny Walker Black before this show. 339 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,320 Speaker 1: I remember vividly. Well, this is probably why I don't. 340 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 1: We found Kelly walking around Coconut Palm Drive like a 341 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: lost puppy dog. The next morning, he remembers the street 342 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: a memory. Yeah. Really, let's just rely on Rusty for 343 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,400 Speaker 1: all your stories, because he was He's involved in all 344 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:51,119 Speaker 1: of them anyway. Check. Uh yeah, that was pretty much it. 345 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,960 Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, yeah, so I cried at cold Play, 346 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 1: but maybe I cried at Dave too, you know who knows. Um, 347 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,840 Speaker 1: it's uh yeah, that's the sad song. I can see 348 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:05,520 Speaker 1: that getting you. You want to look up. Yeah, this 349 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 1: for the last two minutes, it's pretty confident, considering I 350 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,960 Speaker 1: don't love my hair. Yeah, I'm like, don't watch this one. 351 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:23,040 Speaker 1: You want to keep your confidence. So then I'm feeling cool. Um, 352 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:26,280 Speaker 1: so wait, what was I going to say? Oh? Noah 353 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,440 Speaker 1: was telling me that we got a message from someone 354 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 1: that it was too much text for me to read, 355 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,320 Speaker 1: so I kind of skipped it. But it was about 356 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:37,119 Speaker 1: someone's memory. Someone one of our listeners, Bessie's has a 357 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,440 Speaker 1: Mary Lou Henna um memory, which Mary Lou Henna is 358 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,399 Speaker 1: one of like very few people in the world that 359 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:48,639 Speaker 1: has photographic remembers every little thing. And she was was 360 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,679 Speaker 1: she on Facts of Life or something? She was she 361 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,879 Speaker 1: was on sixty minutes talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. She 362 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 1: started on the Star of Yeah, which is pay says 363 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:07,160 Speaker 1: if you did seven yeah, oh yeah. So she remembers 364 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,439 Speaker 1: what she wore, she remembers the time, she remembers, she 365 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: remembers what movies were out. She remembers every detail about 366 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,359 Speaker 1: every single thing in her whole life. It's insane, But 367 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,119 Speaker 1: we have a bestie that has the same condition. No, 368 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 1: what did the guy say? He said that? Um, he 369 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: used to listen to you up and he listens to 370 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,720 Speaker 1: the pod also, and he could probably remember more details 371 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 1: than we can. Oh he can. I don't remember yesterday. Yeah, 372 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,360 Speaker 1: I don't. I'm so bad at it, I really am. 373 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 1: There are certain times that I think that I've said 374 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,439 Speaker 1: something on the show because I remember when I said 375 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,359 Speaker 1: that thing, I was having a good time, and so 376 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 1: I just remember, like I remember the feeling of telling 377 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 1: a story and if it was told to people I'm 378 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 1: comfortable with, Like if the feeling feels like, oh, I 379 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: wasn't anxious when I told the story, or I wasn't 380 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 1: there's taking a path remember that cute? Oh my god? 381 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 1: Um if I remember the comfort, then I'm like, oh, 382 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: it must have been the podcast. Well just the wild 383 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,439 Speaker 1: part about like when you when you testify on on 384 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,239 Speaker 1: a stand when you're like, where were you Monday at 385 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 1: three pm? Or when people pick out someone in a 386 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,960 Speaker 1: lineup and they're like it's a hundred percent him and 387 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 1: it's like, no, that guy made like cut you in 388 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:24,160 Speaker 1: line once, or he just may have the same skin 389 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,240 Speaker 1: color as the guy you think may have done it 390 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 1: to you. But yeah, you think because you would have 391 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: been you would have bet a lot of money on 392 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 1: Dave Matthews. Yeah, a lot of money. And I still 393 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: don't think Kelly was there, Like I still have trouble beliefs, 394 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,280 Speaker 1: Like even though Resty remembered all these That's another way 395 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,040 Speaker 1: to tell someone a lie is to remember details. And 396 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,119 Speaker 1: then they'll be like, wow, you remembering I drive you 397 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:51,160 Speaker 1: just yeah, you're like, fuck, that must I did kill 398 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,560 Speaker 1: that guy. I guess like I saw you kill that 399 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 1: guy on fern and an eagle and you're like, yeah, 400 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,399 Speaker 1: that was me that man. I don't remember that, but 401 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,399 Speaker 1: if you remember for the cross streets, I must have 402 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,160 Speaker 1: done it. Man, I'm telling you, yeah, if you remember specifics, 403 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,920 Speaker 1: it's very believable. Who's calling me right now? No, Sally, 404 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: um my aunt, Sally just called me. She should get 405 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,400 Speaker 1: on that phone was working, the lube wasn't. No, she's 406 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:20,119 Speaker 1: not connected, she's not tag one anything. She but um my, 407 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,119 Speaker 1: my phone speaker is still busted from that lube explosion. 408 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I really got in there. These faults are 409 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 1: supposed to be waterproof. What happened with well lube is not. 410 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,159 Speaker 1: It's just above water. It's almost us Yeah, you know 411 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 1: what I mean. I got a massage the other night 412 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:40,040 Speaker 1: and they definitely watered down. They the oil, yeah, to 413 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 1: save money. It was like splitch splash and they were 414 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:47,160 Speaker 1: just like, you know, like oil doesn't splash. I like splash. 415 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,200 Speaker 1: I know the other day I said it on the 416 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,520 Speaker 1: set of Perfect Perfect. I was like, split splash, who's 417 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: here for the cash or something like that, and you 418 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: and the guy in my ear was like, Andrew liked 419 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,639 Speaker 1: that one. And then you had me come up with another. 420 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 1: I don't know if you used My answer was trash, 421 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: which is weird to sound perfect straight. Yeah, that seems 422 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 1: like a weird one. Choked one, Yeah, yeah, yeah I did. 423 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,399 Speaker 1: I didn't do the answer it was trash one. That 424 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,240 Speaker 1: would have been good this opportunity. Let's get to the 425 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: news that knows here we come apparently. First, Oh man, 426 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, folks, you know what that means. It is Tuesday. 427 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,119 Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells. The biggest news 428 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,879 Speaker 1: today is the welcome home Nicky Glazer is gonna be 429 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 1: on the E Network's already May one on Sunday. In 430 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 1: the Kardashian spot, Move over, Kim, move over Kylie. There's 431 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: a new que in town and it's two of them 432 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:46,400 Speaker 1: inside Nikki who That actually wasn't that bad. That's really good. 433 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,360 Speaker 1: Maybe I could do voice or whatever those things. We'll 434 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 1: get someone else to read it. But that was a 435 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,880 Speaker 1: great idea. Yeah, we'll do a little couple of rewrites 436 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,119 Speaker 1: on it. But the gist was right where if I 437 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: had to read that it when it came out terrible, 438 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,399 Speaker 1: that was that was actually real good. Okay. A woman 439 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 1: accidentally apparently records herself mocking the job interview questions during 440 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:13,680 Speaker 1: a one take prerecorded video interview. In the clip, which 441 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 1: has over six point nine million views, the troubled TikToker 442 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: has seen complaining about SkyWest interview questions to an unnamed 443 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 1: maile f company she was interviewing with. However, she accidentally 444 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: begins recording herself on the company's video application platform while 445 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: she's bad mouthing to Brahim. The question is the stupidest, 446 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,040 Speaker 1: cheesiest question I've ever read in my life. What is 447 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 1: your impression of sky was company culture and how does 448 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,760 Speaker 1: that resonate with you? She mockingly reads aloud in part, 449 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,000 Speaker 1: and she gives her answer, and she goes, you have 450 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 1: to record yourself answering it. This is so awkward. Once 451 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,920 Speaker 1: she realized she was recording, she said, I'm so sorry. 452 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,200 Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was recording. I was practicing promise, 453 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 1: she apologized. I think, I think and gives you when 454 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,400 Speaker 1: I know what's been there got you sky West. Oh 455 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,679 Speaker 1: that moment when you realize that you've been trash talking 456 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 1: and they heard you. But truthfully, it is dumb. Corporate 457 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,800 Speaker 1: culture is dumb. No one is proud of a corporation 458 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,119 Speaker 1: or being like, no one, your corporation isn't a human? 459 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 1: Stop them doing? What's your impression of like just stop, 460 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,440 Speaker 1: I can't see you an interview? What once the last interview? 461 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: Well other than you know you interview all the time 462 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,520 Speaker 1: kind of, but like for corporate kind of like sit 463 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,439 Speaker 1: down interview. I don't think. I mean, I've definitely had 464 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,280 Speaker 1: job interviews before. Yeah, you don't remember any, but it's 465 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: just like I I mean, it honestly is like pitching 466 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 1: a TV show to a network or I've been in 467 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: a lot of the like dozens of those where you 468 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:54,399 Speaker 1: just sit down and you act like a walk people 469 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 1: through that because I think they'd be interested in like knowing, 470 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 1: Like do they ask for the log line? Because everyone's like, 471 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,479 Speaker 1: what's the log line? Is it? Yeah? A logline is 472 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,920 Speaker 1: like you know, the elevator pitch kind of thing where 473 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: you are supposed to be able to tell the log 474 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 1: line is essentially a sentence or two of what the 475 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,399 Speaker 1: show is and no longer than that, and then the 476 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 1: elevator pitches about what you would say to someone in 477 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: an elevator if you had to pitch your show before 478 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,600 Speaker 1: they got off on the ninth floor whatever. So like 479 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: a thirty seconds pitch. So can you remember when that 480 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 1: you did where you feel like you actually crushed it 481 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,280 Speaker 1: or or actually the opposite where you're like, holy sh it, 482 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,680 Speaker 1: that went bad? Oh my god. Well one it depends, 483 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: you know, going into these places. It depends on whether 484 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,160 Speaker 1: or not you are Like we saw in this season 485 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 1: of CARB, Larry David did his pitch for young Larry 486 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,399 Speaker 1: and they bought it right away because they know Larry, 487 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 1: he creates Seinfeld. He's going in there like they want 488 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,399 Speaker 1: happy to work with him. Yeah, so there's different vibes 489 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: of Like when I was pitching uh, welcome Home Nigiglaze, 490 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,399 Speaker 1: it was all it was last it was summer, and 491 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,879 Speaker 1: it was all over Zoom and it was on in 492 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 1: my dad's like office because I was living with my 493 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:12,679 Speaker 1: parents and that was me just going into Zoom meetings 494 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: and um I had So I came up with the 495 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,199 Speaker 1: idea of wanting to do a reality show while I 496 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,880 Speaker 1: was living with my parents because I was like, what 497 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: else am I going to do here? And this? And 498 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,919 Speaker 1: I've always wanted to do a reality show. And so 499 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,359 Speaker 1: then and I was single, I was like, okay, go 500 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,480 Speaker 1: on dates and who knows what's gonna happen with the pandemic. 501 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,520 Speaker 1: Even if it doesn't lift up, there's gonna be some 502 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: way we're gonna be able to make TV. We'll figure 503 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,399 Speaker 1: it out. And so um I called my manager and 504 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:40,120 Speaker 1: I said, UM, I want to do a reality show. 505 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 1: Here's my idea, and he was like okay, And then 506 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,080 Speaker 1: he took it to my agent, who I have um 507 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 1: an agency, and they there's like a separate agent from 508 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: my public appearances, which is like my book tour booking. 509 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 1: So I have an agent working on my tour. Then 510 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: I have an agent working on theatrical appearances, which is 511 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,400 Speaker 1: like acting roles. And that guy is not busy because 512 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 1: I don't do those things. But I'm starting to get 513 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,680 Speaker 1: into it a little bit more so. Um. And then 514 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:11,640 Speaker 1: there's a like an unscripted like host a TV. Uh, 515 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: like another agent that we're I forget like his title. 516 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: He'd be annoyed that I forget it, but he's he's 517 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 1: the one that books me on like game shows and 518 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 1: me beat Nikki Laser being herself on TV. So we 519 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 1: went to him and said, hey, what do you think 520 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 1: of this idea? And he said, I think the best 521 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 1: way to sell it is to attach a production company first, 522 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 1: which a network is more likely to buy a package. 523 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,280 Speaker 1: So if you're like working with like, okay, if someone 524 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,600 Speaker 1: has a script idea, yeah, the script might be really good. 525 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 1: But if you have Jennifer Lawrence saying she wants to 526 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,480 Speaker 1: be in it, there's more likely to get a studio 527 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 1: to buy it because this person is already interested in 528 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 1: we can package it. So of a package can come 529 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: with a production company and talent, or with a director 530 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,080 Speaker 1: or with this you know, producers. So they were like, 531 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,280 Speaker 1: let's get a production company. So then I enter viewed 532 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,680 Speaker 1: with production companies and I met with one called Evolution, 533 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 1: who I really liked. And they've done a ton of 534 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:12,760 Speaker 1: reality including like the vander Pump stuff and um, I 535 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,680 Speaker 1: believe Jersey Short like they've done. They've just been around forever, 536 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,360 Speaker 1: and I just really liked them and and they just 537 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,360 Speaker 1: seem to want to do what I wanted to do, 538 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 1: and we're interested in what I like. I just knew 539 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 1: that they were people that were gonna like feel less 540 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,680 Speaker 1: formal because it's like, yeah, I mean all of this 541 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,480 Speaker 1: is not formal because I'm supposed to always just be 542 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,000 Speaker 1: the talent. And then and so they know that if 543 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: we get paired together. There they want me, the production 544 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,280 Speaker 1: company wants me. Otherwise they wouldn't be working with me. 545 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,600 Speaker 1: So this is an interview that if they wanting to 546 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,760 Speaker 1: pair with me, and so then I picked Evolution and 547 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 1: then they UM shot, they shoot. They wanted footage and 548 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: different stuff from me to build out a deck which 549 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,920 Speaker 1: would be a like a pretty much a power point 550 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 1: presentation of what the show would look like that we 551 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,680 Speaker 1: then take out to UM Networks. And then we got 552 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,600 Speaker 1: we booked a bunch of networks to pitch it too, 553 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,240 Speaker 1: and met with them all and presented the whole idea. 554 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,560 Speaker 1: And that is more like formal of us trying to 555 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 1: sell them and but still me being like funny, irreverence 556 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 1: and like just and I have a little bit of 557 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 1: like cloud because people they might be a you know, 558 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,880 Speaker 1: the network, people might know who I am, or might 559 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,400 Speaker 1: be a fan, and so it's an opportunity for me 560 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 1: to not do much of the heavy lifting and for 561 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,640 Speaker 1: them to all do all the logistical stuff. And that 562 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,280 Speaker 1: was the way it went when I pitched UM Not 563 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: Safe with Nikki Glazer with my UM boyfriend at the time, Chris. 564 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,080 Speaker 1: We we just came up with the show like oh 565 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 1: Sex Talk Show, and Chris and I like developed the 566 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 1: whole thing, but when we went into pitch it, I 567 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 1: was more like I said the punch lines and he 568 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 1: did all like, so this is how we see it 569 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,720 Speaker 1: breaking down. Act one will be this actor and then um, 570 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: and then we waited and then e uh NBC was 571 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,440 Speaker 1: interested in did which is the umbrella network of E Bravo, NBC, 572 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,120 Speaker 1: Peacock all those things, and then they thought. Then then 573 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,920 Speaker 1: we shot a sizzle UM pilot last year and then 574 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,280 Speaker 1: they decided to pick it up, and they didn't pick it. 575 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,080 Speaker 1: We thought it was maybe dead in the water at 576 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: one point, right, Yeah, I mean it took like sometimes 577 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 1: it takes like six months before you deliver a pilot 578 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,920 Speaker 1: and then you hear back. So I just didn't even 579 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,840 Speaker 1: think it was gonna go. And then they picked it 580 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: up the sum and then it was picked up in 581 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:32,000 Speaker 1: the summer, and then we shot it in the fall 582 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,320 Speaker 1: of one and in a little bit in the winter 583 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 1: and uh into this year actually and then um, it's 584 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 1: gonna Aaron May. So it takes about a year, but 585 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 1: it takes about two years to get a show from 586 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: inception to happening on TV. It still doesn't even feel 587 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 1: like real. I mean, I know it's not like I'm 588 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,360 Speaker 1: on it somewhat, but like you're on a lot, a lot, 589 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,680 Speaker 1: but like it just doesn't even feel like when I 590 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,360 Speaker 1: think of like Kardashians or just like TV, Like, yeah, 591 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:05,400 Speaker 1: it's like reality TV families. There's been a lot of them. 592 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,400 Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm one of many. And who 593 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 1: knows that this will just be one season thing, but 594 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,360 Speaker 1: I think that it will be. It's so fun and 595 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,160 Speaker 1: there's not anything like it. And I think that I 596 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,600 Speaker 1: really was myself the whole time. I you know, I 597 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,960 Speaker 1: didn't try to. I didn't get a new wardrobe, I 598 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,640 Speaker 1: didn't clean my room, I didn't get new makeup. I 599 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,959 Speaker 1: didn't even wear makeup for most of it. I'm watching 600 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,280 Speaker 1: this first episode and I'm like, I look like I 601 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,360 Speaker 1: didn't try. I didn't try at all. It felt it 602 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,200 Speaker 1: felt very real. It didn't it felt very real, like 603 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,120 Speaker 1: even like with your mom, and like, I don't know, 604 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: it just nothing felt death forced, yes exactly, and I 605 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,360 Speaker 1: thought it was. And I had a really good time 606 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:48,320 Speaker 1: doing it and I got obviously have all the stuff 607 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,080 Speaker 1: that you see happened on the show was like real 608 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 1: stuff and real like drama and real like maybe those 609 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 1: things wouldn't have happened had I not done a reality show, 610 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 1: because it forces you to have conversations and kind of 611 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 1: think about what you want in life and have steaks. 612 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 1: But those things are still the results of going through 613 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: this show are still happening. To my My life is 614 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,680 Speaker 1: so different now because of the things that happened on 615 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,880 Speaker 1: the show. So they were all real and had ramifications 616 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,880 Speaker 1: and I can't wait for you all to see it. 617 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,360 Speaker 1: It is interesting. It's like reality is like if we 618 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,839 Speaker 1: just lived through that life, there wouldn't have been as 619 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:26,400 Speaker 1: many discussions about the life or like it's just what 620 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: your brain is already thinking, but it's acted out kind of, 621 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,399 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like what you're normal being 622 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,960 Speaker 1: a woman, You talk about your feelings, and this show, 623 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,839 Speaker 1: reality TV makes you talk about your feelings. That's why 624 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,400 Speaker 1: people fall in love on reality shows so fast, because 625 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,719 Speaker 1: if you people go on their fake or whatever. And 626 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,919 Speaker 1: you've heard me say this before, but if you are 627 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,879 Speaker 1: falling in love with someone or dating someone, and you're 628 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,960 Speaker 1: every single second of your life is spent outside of 629 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,839 Speaker 1: seeing that person, spent talking about that person, and what 630 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,520 Speaker 1: how much you like them and what it means you're 631 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 1: gonna all in love. That's why girls fall faster. I 632 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,799 Speaker 1: think it is because we're constantly talking to each other 633 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,239 Speaker 1: about like I like him so much, whereas guys are like, 634 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,000 Speaker 1: so I got this new putter, Like, guys don't talk. 635 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,799 Speaker 1: You know, I have. I have men in my life 636 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,799 Speaker 1: who I you know, when I started going, I don't 637 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,759 Speaker 1: want to like, I've had men say that something that 638 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,480 Speaker 1: they've been thinking about for years. They finally I finally 639 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,279 Speaker 1: get them to like explain it to me or their 640 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,600 Speaker 1: feelings about it, and they go, Wow, that really helped. 641 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 1: That was the first time I've ever said what I 642 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,920 Speaker 1: was thinking out loud, and I'm just like, what are 643 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,160 Speaker 1: you talk? Are you kidding? You've never said You've never 644 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,399 Speaker 1: worked that verbally. And that's why I said the other 645 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,720 Speaker 1: day yesterday, it's so important to journal in your thoughts 646 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,879 Speaker 1: and to say them because you think that you can 647 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,000 Speaker 1: just think things through, but your mind is a fucking 648 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,719 Speaker 1: alphabet soup of thoughts and you really need to articulate 649 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,240 Speaker 1: them to see how you actually feel. And it feels 650 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,319 Speaker 1: so good and you don't think it will you can 651 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,680 Speaker 1: think you can just keep it in there, but you 652 00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:00,160 Speaker 1: can't vie the other day, or it says, uh him 653 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 1: in are in the people and guys are into things 654 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,839 Speaker 1: like we care more about things whatever that is like 655 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 1: hobby Mark Norman's clip. Does he say that? Yeah, he 656 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:15,440 Speaker 1: said women men like to talk about things like driving, 657 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,360 Speaker 1: like a golf club. Yeah, describing some like watch and 658 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,440 Speaker 1: he's like, look at Like if you ask him, like, 659 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 1: what's your girlfriend's birthday, he's like, I don't know, just 660 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: looking in the summer at some point, I think weather's nice. 661 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,040 Speaker 1: And if you ask him to describe his watch, he's like, oh, 662 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,360 Speaker 1: it's a and he's going through all the details and 663 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,480 Speaker 1: he's like that's why women when they complain about being objectified, 664 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,800 Speaker 1: it's like, but you want to be we love objects. 665 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,200 Speaker 1: Were Yeah, that's good, And I went to where I 666 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,000 Speaker 1: heard it. You heard that like study or something? Yeah, yeah, 667 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: I just heard it, not in joke for him. I 668 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,759 Speaker 1: can't remember who said it, but it was about essentially 669 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,360 Speaker 1: that does that make you feel like you're that's a 670 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,000 Speaker 1: problem Like that to me doesn't make me feel If 671 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 1: I were a man, I'd be like, oh, that's a 672 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,319 Speaker 1: shitty thing to care about things more than people. For sure, 673 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: and I think I'm somewhere in the middle there. I 674 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,839 Speaker 1: think you could call them beta's or whatever you want. 675 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,360 Speaker 1: But I do think I have feminist, feminine characteristics whatever 676 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,920 Speaker 1: where I do care more about people than things like 677 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,920 Speaker 1: I really do feel that way, Uh not completely. Last 678 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:31,400 Speaker 1: name putter set it up, knocks it down down? Um 679 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:37,239 Speaker 1: should we go to reddit tomp more news? We do one? 680 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,000 Speaker 1: More news news? All right? I kind of want to 681 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,960 Speaker 1: go to this one now that Wardle is on the 682 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 1: New York Did you do it yet today? But no 683 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,040 Speaker 1: I haven't. Yesterday's really pissed me off. Its off a 684 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,480 Speaker 1: lot of people, piste off, a lot of people. Bands 685 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,279 Speaker 1: are complaining that the puzzle is too difficult now under 686 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,560 Speaker 1: the new owners, and more than one answer is being 687 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,479 Speaker 1: published as a glitch. I don't know what that means, 688 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,240 Speaker 1: but fans have noticed several problems, including the puzzle becoming 689 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,520 Speaker 1: too difficult. Oh when when I like a difficult puzzle, 690 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: but it really did? Um did you get cynic? I 691 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,400 Speaker 1: honestly skipped yesterday, which still happy because I got it today. 692 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,080 Speaker 1: It's cynic was hard because you got I got N 693 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,880 Speaker 1: I C and then I eliminated every other valve besides 694 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,400 Speaker 1: why and I'm like, what the funk I've typed an ionic? 695 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,640 Speaker 1: Maybe there's a double eye. It was so confusing, And 696 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,319 Speaker 1: then cynic was the last one. I was like, oh 697 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,279 Speaker 1: my god, that's hard because you have two c's, so 698 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,080 Speaker 1: if you get one C, you think that's the end 699 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,759 Speaker 1: of c's. A double letter that isn't used a lot 700 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 1: in words like two it's it's tough. Yeah, that was 701 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,360 Speaker 1: a really I thought it was good. I'm happy that 702 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,080 Speaker 1: the New York Times took over. People can Why are 703 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,799 Speaker 1: people complaining about wordle isn't there better things to complain about? 704 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,600 Speaker 1: It takes two minutes of your day? Is it really 705 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,399 Speaker 1: that important to you know? If you're complaining about word 706 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,719 Speaker 1: try a crossbord puzzle, you know what I mean? In comparison, 707 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,439 Speaker 1: they do complain about those that they're too hard. Well, 708 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,479 Speaker 1: I'm in the cross words um for Reddit, and there's 709 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,680 Speaker 1: constantly complaints about certain is a cynic someone that complains 710 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,480 Speaker 1: like someone yeah, no cynic as someone that is always 711 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,279 Speaker 1: like you're kind of a cynic? Your cynical when it 712 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,239 Speaker 1: comes to sincere post on Instagram. Yeah, but I'm getting better, 713 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,600 Speaker 1: Yeah I am, I really am. Yeah, like, what was 714 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,600 Speaker 1: he just doing that to get up? Was it like 715 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,759 Speaker 1: you thinking Kanye is being you said that the other 716 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,239 Speaker 1: day Kanye is being coming out with Donda two in 717 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,759 Speaker 1: between his fucking rants, he gives promotion. I don't think 718 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,960 Speaker 1: I'm wrong. I'm not being no, but I do believe 719 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,799 Speaker 1: that there could be some motivation of just wanting to 720 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,640 Speaker 1: be in the spotlight. But I don't think it was 721 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,919 Speaker 1: like his PR team was like I think in order 722 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: to get team, he's a PR team if he's going Fox, 723 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,960 Speaker 1: Skeet and fucking all he loves Hillary, and then the 724 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,160 Speaker 1: next post is Donda too coming out. Kid Cuddy, you 725 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,160 Speaker 1: weren't on it because your friends with SKEI fuck you, motherfucker. 726 00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,960 Speaker 1: It trends man, and he doesn't all Capital letter also 727 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,240 Speaker 1: wants Kim back. Sure, okay, so both can be true. 728 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,000 Speaker 1: Both can be true. Okay, I thought you were saying 729 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,440 Speaker 1: it's just for that. Oh no, no, no, But I 730 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,319 Speaker 1: think one, I think it's just a mental illness. And 731 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,759 Speaker 1: also I think, yeah, that's the way people are so 732 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,319 Speaker 1: quick to go. Let's you know, we can't judge him. 733 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,279 Speaker 1: He's going he has a mental illness. Everyone who does 734 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,040 Speaker 1: anything has a mental illness. Someone who murders someone has 735 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,319 Speaker 1: a mental illness. Someone who fucking beats their wife has 736 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,640 Speaker 1: a mentalness. I'm not I'm not saying that we can't 737 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,879 Speaker 1: excuse it and feel sorry for him, but I would 738 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,560 Speaker 1: just let's just extend it to everyone then, because just 739 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,520 Speaker 1: because you can say it's bipolar, someone who literally murders 740 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:43,799 Speaker 1: someone is has a brain abnormality or has gone through 741 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,040 Speaker 1: terrible things in their life where we can find sympathy 742 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 1: for them. But you're a fucking demon if you have 743 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,520 Speaker 1: any sympathy for someone who murder Pete Davidson, and people 744 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 1: are going to go, hey, man, dude, back off man. 745 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,640 Speaker 1: That's Kanye being Kanye, right, Okay, well we gotta go 746 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:03,120 Speaker 1: to break. Um. I love Kane, you do. Yeah. I mean, 747 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:07,120 Speaker 1: I think he's very entertaining. He's obviously somewhat off his rocker, 748 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,680 Speaker 1: but I think he's a genius and it's all mixed 749 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,839 Speaker 1: in one pot that's really fun. And I think some 750 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,600 Speaker 1: of his songs are my favorite songs ever. So all right, well, um, 751 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,279 Speaker 1: that's for you, Kanye. I'm sorry I wasn't really listening 752 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,680 Speaker 1: because I'm reading the barrage of congrats text. I'm getting 753 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,399 Speaker 1: from people about the show. So barage, barage, let's get 754 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,640 Speaker 1: uh what was it? What was the word I to use? Uh? 755 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:34,279 Speaker 1: Carbon nacle, carbon car. I'll your right back with reddit dump. 756 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,520 Speaker 1: All right, let's get to reddit dump. This is your 757 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:49,239 Speaker 1: karaoke mode. This is your reddit dump. You can hear 758 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 1: the last until last week. Oh wow, all right, well, 759 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 1: welcome to reddit dump. Okay, let's get right to it. 760 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,640 Speaker 1: And no, why don't you play that? Start us off 761 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,880 Speaker 1: with the video this one you may have seen. It 762 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,960 Speaker 1: was going making the rounds last week. This is from 763 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,080 Speaker 1: the subret. It made me smile. Is a dad Mike's 764 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,120 Speaker 1: up a four year old while he's snowboarding. So this 765 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,359 Speaker 1: dad dad puts a microphone in his little four year 766 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,320 Speaker 1: olds um, you know, helmet while he's snowboarding down the mountain. 767 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,680 Speaker 1: And it's adorable to hear what this kid says to 768 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:24,440 Speaker 1: himself by snowboarding. Let's get up, go in that secret path. 769 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,640 Speaker 1: Oh yes, y dad, No one's in our secret path. 770 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:34,600 Speaker 1: This way, your slip. I won't fall, Maybe I will. 771 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:42,520 Speaker 1: That's okay. That we all for dad. Have fun. Da. 772 00:42:44,200 --> 00:43:05,680 Speaker 1: Let's dound as big old hill. He falls? Who powers? 773 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,640 Speaker 1: He said? What kind of dinosaur A you and he's 774 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:13,960 Speaker 1: a powder sore. It says indiscernible Verbibal struggles, and then 775 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,680 Speaker 1: he said, that's the cutest thing I might have ever 776 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:24,000 Speaker 1: seen my life. It's so freaking cute, and it's such 777 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Speaker 1: a great message. And everyone falls, everyone falls, It's okay. 778 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,400 Speaker 1: It'd be so scared to put my kid on a 779 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,759 Speaker 1: if I had a kid on a snowboarder skis, I 780 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,239 Speaker 1: just I'd be so afraid. And then I put a 781 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,480 Speaker 1: a I saw this and I was like, I gotta 782 00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,520 Speaker 1: put a microphone in our And I found a four 783 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,480 Speaker 1: year a little four year old girls um helmet when 784 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:53,960 Speaker 1: she went to a farm chicken. There's a white chicken. 785 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,960 Speaker 1: There's a brown chicken. There's a black chicken. There's an 786 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:04,040 Speaker 1: orange chicken. There's a red chicken. How many chickens are there? Wait? 787 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:08,880 Speaker 1: There's one, two, three, seven, eight. We don't have baby. 788 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:13,480 Speaker 1: Where are they going? There's just chillen. Don't they belong 789 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,040 Speaker 1: in a bar? Don't they belong in a barn? No? 790 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,239 Speaker 1: This is so. That was a four year old that 791 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,759 Speaker 1: I found. I put that's pretty cool. Yeah, why did 792 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,400 Speaker 1: they need to wear chicken? I don't know why A 793 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,040 Speaker 1: grown man baby why were they wearing a helm? I'm 794 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,239 Speaker 1: sorry for those of you who didn't know that was 795 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,400 Speaker 1: Britney Spears. Didn't you think that was a four year 796 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,040 Speaker 1: old at first talking? Yeah, that's Britney Spears. Though it's 797 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:44,080 Speaker 1: still adorable, still really cute. I've never I cannot get 798 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,640 Speaker 1: over that clip I played for everyone. One chicken to chicken, brown, 799 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:53,719 Speaker 1: chicken baby? Why are the chickens? Don't they belong in 800 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,279 Speaker 1: a barn? Baby? Can you imagine hanging out with that 801 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,719 Speaker 1: all day? It would be like why? But why? Like 802 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:06,320 Speaker 1: it's I just we have to get an uber black one. 803 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,560 Speaker 1: Here's one with wheels, with wheels and an engine and 804 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,400 Speaker 1: they go round? And am I making fun of Britney Spears? Yes? 805 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,759 Speaker 1: Am I making fun of her mental illness? No? I'm 806 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,400 Speaker 1: just saying she sounds like a four year old. That's okay, 807 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,319 Speaker 1: But it's it's it's it's ok You got a controversial 808 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:29,040 Speaker 1: post the other day with the cat here and I 809 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,440 Speaker 1: put it on my Instagram and people were like, you're disgusting, 810 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,000 Speaker 1: You're disgusting to mock her mental illness, and I'm like, 811 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,000 Speaker 1: I'm mocking the fact that she sang a weird note. 812 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,080 Speaker 1: I will never be able to hit any of the 813 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,920 Speaker 1: notes she hits, including that one, nor would I want 814 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:51,200 Speaker 1: to with that one. But it's people, just stop it. 815 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,440 Speaker 1: Why do we live in like the We don't live 816 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,240 Speaker 1: in the real world, like a lot of people don't 817 00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:57,759 Speaker 1: as a mental illness, you can't make fun of them. 818 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,120 Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of the mental illness. People who 819 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,040 Speaker 1: have mental illness is, including myself, do funny stupid things 820 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,960 Speaker 1: that you can still go Her baby voice has nothing 821 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,160 Speaker 1: to do with her having a conservator ship. Maybe it does, 822 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,279 Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll explain that to me if I 823 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,439 Speaker 1: am very insensitive for making fun of that. Okay, let's 824 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,680 Speaker 1: go to more things on Reddit. Um, but I just 825 00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:22,000 Speaker 1: cannot get over it. Um. Okay, this one was, Oh, 826 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,759 Speaker 1: we're sorry one second, let me just go up to 827 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:30,880 Speaker 1: the top. Um. This one wasn't on explain like I'm five? Yeah? 828 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,440 Speaker 1: Is this one? I love this because you get to 829 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,920 Speaker 1: ask questions that are complex and someone just to explains 830 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,239 Speaker 1: it to you like you're an idiot. Um, Why is 831 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,000 Speaker 1: gold so valuable? Is it really as simple as oh, 832 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,839 Speaker 1: pretty rock makes shiny things? What do you guys think? 833 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,000 Speaker 1: Why do you have a limited amount of gold so 834 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,080 Speaker 1: then the values what it is. But they're more rare 835 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,440 Speaker 1: things in the world than gold. Sure, but they might 836 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,799 Speaker 1: be more expensive. What's more rare than gold? Did it? 837 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,080 Speaker 1: And also it like takes a place of like like 838 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,239 Speaker 1: you have gold bars which will keep its value, so 839 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,120 Speaker 1: people have that. But well, it gets into all this, 840 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,439 Speaker 1: but this is why it's not This is why it's more. 841 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,800 Speaker 1: It's better than the other ones. I found it interesting. 842 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,240 Speaker 1: Gold is rare, but not too rare. Nothing too common 843 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,920 Speaker 1: can be built, can build up a lot of monetary value, 844 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,880 Speaker 1: but something too rare wouldn't build up enough cultural significance 845 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,480 Speaker 1: to become valued as a store of wealth and medium 846 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,879 Speaker 1: of exchange. So it's perfectly rare but not too rare. 847 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,600 Speaker 1: That you see it a lot, so you want it, 848 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,239 Speaker 1: but it's not easy, not easy to get. Gold has 849 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,799 Speaker 1: esthetic value people as you note, like shiny things. This 850 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,600 Speaker 1: is probably a universal as universal as human nature. Blah 851 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,279 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. Number three, gold is unreactive. That 852 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,520 Speaker 1: is very important because when you want to store value, 853 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,319 Speaker 1: you don't want to lose value. Most metals rust away, 854 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,520 Speaker 1: organic things rock rot, most colorful things discolor. But you 855 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,320 Speaker 1: can toss gold in a pit in the dirt and 856 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,960 Speaker 1: come back a hundred years later and it will be 857 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,799 Speaker 1: in good condition. Yeah, but diet. But then they said, 858 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Speaker 1: gold is um it's not like a gem that might 859 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,799 Speaker 1: crack and lose its value. And if it if it 860 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,879 Speaker 1: is in some form you don't like, you can melt 861 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,880 Speaker 1: it down and reform it, whereas you can't do that 862 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,280 Speaker 1: with diamonds. Gold is hard to fake. Gold is easy 863 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,920 Speaker 1: to work with. I just found that very interesting because 864 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,480 Speaker 1: sometimes thinking you go, why is it just because it's pretty? 865 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,920 Speaker 1: And um, okay, this is a from ask credit. What 866 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:25,959 Speaker 1: did you learn at an embarrassingly late age. Um, someone said, 867 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:30,759 Speaker 1: my dad once told me that gullible isn't in the dictionary. Ah, 868 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,279 Speaker 1: he said. Eighteen years later I got the joke. Someone 869 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,200 Speaker 1: said the meaning of birthday suit. I was twenty six 870 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,040 Speaker 1: at the time. That's one that you just hear a 871 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,160 Speaker 1: lot and then at some point you go, oh, I 872 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,280 Speaker 1: guess it's naked. But I have words that I didn't 873 00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:49,400 Speaker 1: like off pudding. Yeah, Prima donna? How do you think 874 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:56,239 Speaker 1: you spell primadonna? Um? P R E M A D D. 875 00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:00,320 Speaker 1: I know this is wrong, but it's it's too words 876 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:05,480 Speaker 1: Prima and Donna it's not free. It's not like before Madonna. 877 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,759 Speaker 1: Um uh oh. I liked this one. I don't know why, 878 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,719 Speaker 1: but whenever someone mentioned that a piece of furniture was walnut, 879 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,120 Speaker 1: think about what you think about when someone says, this 880 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:21,600 Speaker 1: is walnut. Okay, I kind of thought they meant that 881 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,759 Speaker 1: nuts and shells are all crushed up and smules. I 882 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,680 Speaker 1: thought the color of Then in my thirties, I realized 883 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,279 Speaker 1: that it was probably made it from the tree that 884 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,319 Speaker 1: makes walnuts too, and that is from It's from the 885 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,759 Speaker 1: wood of the walnut tree, and the walnut is the 886 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:43,080 Speaker 1: walnut that the tree produces. And as I to um, 887 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,040 Speaker 1: someone said they didn't know that milk curdles or bread 888 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,680 Speaker 1: molds because they lived in a house with eighteen kids 889 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,240 Speaker 1: and nothing ever sat around long enough for that to happen. 890 00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,640 Speaker 1: Um Oh. This one I learned last night, and I 891 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,840 Speaker 1: wanted to share it with everyone because I think we 892 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,040 Speaker 1: all don't know this. I was into my d I 893 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,160 Speaker 1: was into my deep, I was deep into my teens 894 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,640 Speaker 1: when I realized it's make ends meet m e e 895 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 1: T instead of make ends ends with an apostrophe m 896 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,360 Speaker 1: e a T. I always visualized visualized it as procuring 897 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,560 Speaker 1: the last bit of food you could in tough times. 898 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,879 Speaker 1: Now it's making two ends meet ship. I would never 899 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:28,879 Speaker 1: have thought, Yeah, is it make men's meat or make 900 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:33,320 Speaker 1: ends meet? Make ends like two ends come together and meet. Okay, 901 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,480 Speaker 1: so I knew that. Oh you didn't know that. I 902 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:44,600 Speaker 1: did not speaking of ends make men's meat. To me? Oh, 903 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,799 Speaker 1: speaking of ends, someone said, I didn't know that the 904 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,319 Speaker 1: ends of loaves of bread are there to seal in 905 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,239 Speaker 1: the freshness so that when you when you eat the 906 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,920 Speaker 1: ends or you chopped them off, the bread gets dryer. 907 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,759 Speaker 1: Which I didn't know either. But this one was the 908 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,000 Speaker 1: funniest one to me. This guy goes um. I was 909 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,200 Speaker 1: sixteen years old when I learned the word florret ng 910 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:15,399 Speaker 1: was not a word. Okay, I'm confused too. He grew 911 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,160 Speaker 1: up watching a lot of SpongeBob and it was always 912 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,960 Speaker 1: his favorite show. On the show, SpongeBob always failed his 913 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:27,640 Speaker 1: driving test because he would always floor it okay instead 914 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,759 Speaker 1: of driving slowly. So when he was little, he thought 915 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,040 Speaker 1: that floor it was a single word that meant to 916 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,520 Speaker 1: go fast, so you could go slowly or you could 917 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,080 Speaker 1: floor it okay. So he thought floor it was a 918 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,720 Speaker 1: verb that you could do so. Fast forward to driving school. 919 00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,920 Speaker 1: I'm in the car with the instructor and another student. 920 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,040 Speaker 1: I'm driving slowly on the highway and someone aggressively passes me. 921 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,879 Speaker 1: I made some nervous comment like man, he's really floor 922 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:58,799 Speaker 1: itt ing, and the car just gets really quiet for 923 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,680 Speaker 1: a second. Then the other student of the car goes Florida. 924 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,279 Speaker 1: What And that's when I realized it. It all came 925 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:09,960 Speaker 1: crashing down at once. Floor it. It was two different words, um, 926 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,399 Speaker 1: and I just thought that was really cute and funny. Yeah, 927 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:17,120 Speaker 1: if you're listening sending words you've gotten wrong in conversation 928 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,840 Speaker 1: where it's not just uh, I guess we do that 929 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:24,799 Speaker 1: already with what call? Yeah, yeah, like misheards or like misunderstood, 930 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,040 Speaker 1: or when they someone said dacari. Oh, yeah, you told 931 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,359 Speaker 1: me that one and I didn't. What was it? Did 932 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,960 Speaker 1: you hear that one? Noah? The fan tracks where the 933 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:39,080 Speaker 1: person miss miss miss mountains dachary. Yeah, was a dacorus 934 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:45,520 Speaker 1: because it had an acid then diecary like something like that, 935 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:49,800 Speaker 1: like diacary or like diaria, Like yeah, it sounded like 936 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:54,160 Speaker 1: kind of like dire. Yeah. Anyhow, let's go into final thought. 937 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,960 Speaker 1: It's this is from the subpreddit science uh it says 938 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,120 Speaker 1: of Americans ages eighteen and up didn't have sex once 939 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:09,440 Speaker 1: over the past twelve months. That is, of adults eighteen 940 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,520 Speaker 1: and up did not have sex for the past twelve 941 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,880 Speaker 1: months for the past year. That is a that is 942 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,479 Speaker 1: more than night. What is it normally before COVID though, 943 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:22,640 Speaker 1: I wonder, Um, it's been this number for a while, actually, 944 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,840 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's one of the articles I sent yesterday, 945 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,760 Speaker 1: and it's for a while before pandemic. Yeah, it reached 946 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,600 Speaker 1: an all time high in two thousand eighteen. Adults reporting 947 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,120 Speaker 1: no sex reached all time hime in two underscoring a 948 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,080 Speaker 1: three decade trend line marked by an aging population in 949 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:42,480 Speaker 1: higher numbers of unattached people. Um. Yeah, I wonder how 950 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:46,720 Speaker 1: much the most of these men, most of the people 951 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:52,040 Speaker 1: are twenties, are are um twenty something men. For most 952 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,920 Speaker 1: of the past three decades, twenty something men and women 953 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,480 Speaker 1: reported similar rates of sexlessness, but the change that changed 954 00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,200 Speaker 1: has changed in recent years. Since two eight the air 955 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,560 Speaker 1: of men younger than thirty, but the share of men 956 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:09,680 Speaker 1: younger than thirty reporting no sex has tripled. Um. There 957 00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:13,680 Speaker 1: are several potential explanations for this labor force, so these 958 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,839 Speaker 1: because there's less people working. Labor force participation is one 959 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,160 Speaker 1: of the reasons when men don't have jobs, they don't 960 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:24,319 Speaker 1: feel sexy. I thought the people at their job I 961 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,480 Speaker 1: thought that too, But it's apparently men do not feel 962 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,719 Speaker 1: like viable sex partners when they don't have jobs, and 963 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,880 Speaker 1: then they don't also have money to probably at your 964 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,959 Speaker 1: parents house too, when you're living back with that. That's 965 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,759 Speaker 1: another reason is more of us are living at home 966 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,319 Speaker 1: with our parents, and you can't funk as much. I mean, 967 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,000 Speaker 1: this is this explains why the idea of a metaverse 968 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,200 Speaker 1: is only getting like more real because people are just 969 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,600 Speaker 1: living on the internet and they're getting every other happiness 970 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,680 Speaker 1: from their computer, their phone. I mean that's so these 971 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,680 Speaker 1: numbers are going to keep getting higher. I think, yeah, 972 00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,239 Speaker 1: I think so too. It's I mean, in Japan, aren't 973 00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,520 Speaker 1: people just like fucking celibate. I mean, like men are 974 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,840 Speaker 1: just they they like have their like they have romances 975 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,400 Speaker 1: with their pillows and stuff. There's a huge, like a 976 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,120 Speaker 1: huge problem in Japan of no yeah, and like not 977 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:19,359 Speaker 1: having more kids. It's interesting, I I but for me, 978 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:23,239 Speaker 1: I always is like sex is so hard to get 979 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,440 Speaker 1: to the point where you're naked with someone and comfortable 980 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,440 Speaker 1: you meet someone else, which everyone is so isolated. You 981 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,319 Speaker 1: meet someone and then you get comfortable enough with them 982 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,400 Speaker 1: to take off your clothes and like, so I never 983 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,719 Speaker 1: understood tinder, like you could just meet a stranger, open 984 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,560 Speaker 1: the door, and then have them be inside them. It's 985 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,120 Speaker 1: insane to me. So I think that these numbers, to 986 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,080 Speaker 1: me makes sense. Also bars being closed. A lot of 987 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,520 Speaker 1: people fun when they're drunk, and not as many people 988 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,799 Speaker 1: are drinking maybe at least socially. Yeah, but this has 989 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,440 Speaker 1: been going down since two thousand eight. Dude, Yeah, I 990 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,200 Speaker 1: think a lot of these people are just like I wonder, 991 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,480 Speaker 1: like I think about like that are fucking already fucking 992 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,640 Speaker 1: even more than back in the day, you know what 993 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,879 Speaker 1: I mean, Like you know and out of how did 994 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:07,400 Speaker 1: how many of these really just can't get late? You 995 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:11,120 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Right, Like, like it's not a choice, 996 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,480 Speaker 1: It's not a choice. It's like, yeah, I think this 997 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:17,520 Speaker 1: is not a choice for a sexual This is um 998 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,000 Speaker 1: like more like heteronormative relationships. Because I know that my 999 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,640 Speaker 1: friends who are on Grinder have no issue and have 1000 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,320 Speaker 1: not had no issue fucking over the last couple of years, 1001 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:32,080 Speaker 1: but I just half of men on grinder. I've always 1002 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,120 Speaker 1: thought of men though, as just like they are the 1003 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,720 Speaker 1: ones that have less of an issue having sex because 1004 00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,320 Speaker 1: they just aren't ready. They could just do it whenever women. 1005 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,960 Speaker 1: You have to get to know someone a little bit 1006 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,120 Speaker 1: more and feel a little bit more safe to let 1007 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,080 Speaker 1: it happen. So it's surprising that women aren't the ones 1008 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,719 Speaker 1: that whose numbers are smaller, because for me, I'm just 1009 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:54,120 Speaker 1: like every man I know is just sex with anyone 1010 00:56:54,200 --> 00:57:00,319 Speaker 1: you women's met. The numbers have increased exponential, they said 1011 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,399 Speaker 1: by They've tripled for men, and the women have only 1012 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,759 Speaker 1: gone up by eight percent. I think, well, I think 1013 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,120 Speaker 1: women are more liberated now and they're having sex more 1014 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,319 Speaker 1: freely than back in the day. Under Seeing how people 1015 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:15,000 Speaker 1: are so comfortable getting naked with people drunk, it's why 1016 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,520 Speaker 1: is no one talking about that? That that's the fucking 1017 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,520 Speaker 1: number one thing we have been getting drunk. That that's 1018 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,960 Speaker 1: why sex happens. It's because alcohol alcohol, but no one 1019 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,120 Speaker 1: talks about it. Everyone just acts like no the fun thing. 1020 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,720 Speaker 1: It's like I I had four tequila's, he had five, 1021 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,280 Speaker 1: and next thing, you know, we fucked and now we're 1022 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,000 Speaker 1: married with four kids. It's like it's not a big 1023 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,280 Speaker 1: deal to people. It's like to ask people in the audience, 1024 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,160 Speaker 1: how many of you have had sex for the first 1025 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,200 Speaker 1: time with someone totally sober. It used to be like 1026 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,560 Speaker 1: no one, and now people say, yeah, it's me because 1027 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:48,880 Speaker 1: I'm performing for older audiences. But ask yourself that listeners 1028 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,919 Speaker 1: to be at sex with someone for the first time 1029 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,280 Speaker 1: and you weren't a little bit inebriated. Yeah, if you're 1030 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:59,520 Speaker 1: in college, no, even the person you're dating, you don't 1031 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,400 Speaker 1: fox because it's a smart thing to not suck a 1032 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:06,040 Speaker 1: stranger and the only way to do it. It's smart 1033 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:12,000 Speaker 1: to not suck someone too soon. Yes, in every way 1034 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,840 Speaker 1: disease pregnancy, you don't want to just do what was. 1035 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,440 Speaker 1: We're not in tribes anymore, where you're you're destined to 1036 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:21,439 Speaker 1: see this person at the fireside later that night. These 1037 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,280 Speaker 1: people can escape without accountability after they fuck you and 1038 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,960 Speaker 1: give you whatever they give you, And it's emotionally fraught, 1039 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,240 Speaker 1: like you should be having sex too soon, and that 1040 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,800 Speaker 1: the only reason it's happening is because of alcohol. People 1041 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,280 Speaker 1: do not. Men are the only ones that get horny 1042 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,200 Speaker 1: enough to have sex right away without alcohol, So there's 1043 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,120 Speaker 1: a billion times women need to like like someone or 1044 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,120 Speaker 1: trust someone's there. Of course, there's some women that have 1045 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,800 Speaker 1: more masculine energy in that way and like I just 1046 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,600 Speaker 1: want to get fucked, But I do not think that 1047 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,520 Speaker 1: that as that comment. I wonder if drinking is like 1048 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:55,440 Speaker 1: a good scapegoat for people like where they're like, you know, 1049 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,720 Speaker 1: it's like it's a good excuse to be like, oh, 1050 00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,640 Speaker 1: I'm not a sled I was just drunk, or I'm 1051 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,400 Speaker 1: not I'm not a womanizer, I was just drunk. Like 1052 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,920 Speaker 1: it's a great excuse. I'm not really ask this thing 1053 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,720 Speaker 1: in it, but you know what I mean, Like I 1054 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,240 Speaker 1: think it's a way for people to kind of get 1055 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,880 Speaker 1: out of bad behavior they just have and maybe it's 1056 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,400 Speaker 1: something that they want to have sex. We all want 1057 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,680 Speaker 1: to have sex, but it's so scary to like be vulnerable, 1058 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,080 Speaker 1: vulnerable enough to first of all, like put your mouth 1059 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,360 Speaker 1: on someone else's mouth. What if they reject you when 1060 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,240 Speaker 1: you just you know that analogy I gave of like 1061 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,240 Speaker 1: you just feel like it's liquid courage to do the 1062 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,800 Speaker 1: things you're scared to do, when really it's just your stupider. 1063 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,600 Speaker 1: Because if it were like good courage, firefighters would get 1064 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:38,560 Speaker 1: loaded before they went into houses. Yeah, fun that fire. Yeah, 1065 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,240 Speaker 1: we gotta go. We gotta go. But thank you for 1066 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,080 Speaker 1: listening to the podcast today. We'll be back tomorrow with 1067 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:53,360 Speaker 1: more uh Dopeyka and Gie. That's where Son goes. Both 1068 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:57,160 Speaker 1: the Sun's actually big head moms from China. Let's beginning.