Speaker 1: Don't be out here acting like a donkey bitch. It's
Speaker 1: time for Donkey of a Day. I'm a big boy.
Speaker 1: I could take it if he feel out deserve. It
Speaker 1: ain't no big deal. I know, charlottagea god gonna say mouth.
Speaker 1: You gotta say something you may not agree with. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm mean, who's getting that donky? That donkey
Speaker 1: that don't don't don't jump dunk dounk the other day
Speaker 1: right there the breakfast club. Bitches, you can call me
Speaker 1: the donkey of the day, But like I mean, no harm.
Speaker 2: Yeh.
Speaker 1: Donkey today for Thursday, September fourteenth, goes to a Tennessee
Speaker 1: man named Charles Doty. Charles is sixty four years old.
Speaker 1: Now I let the record show. The president of the
Speaker 1: Fat Lives Matter Committee begged me to do this story.
Speaker 1: He said it could serve as a psa the people everywhere. Now,
Speaker 1: when I read the story, okay, it was no question
Speaker 1: to me Charles Doty should get Donkey of to day.
Speaker 1: But the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee wanted
Speaker 1: me to give it to the other party involved. Who
Speaker 1: was the other party involved? Well, it was the employees
Speaker 1: of Little Sasons Peacha let's go to Inside edition for
Speaker 1: the report.
Speaker 3: Police one man allegedly went too far when he was
Speaker 3: told his Little Caesar's pizza was not hot and ready,
Speaker 3: pulling an AK forty seven on employees and demanding his
Speaker 3: food asap.
Speaker 1: Points the gun up, points it at me. Where's my pizza?
Speaker 1: I want my pizza now.
Speaker 3: Kimberly Morrell told a local news station in Knoxville, Tennessee,
Speaker 3: that it was her first day on the job. The
Speaker 3: angry customer, identified by police as fifty three year old
Speaker 3: Charles Doty Junior, reportedly became upset when he was told
Speaker 3: he would have to wait ten minutes for a Pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 3: Morell says he left the store, went to his car,
Speaker 3: and came back with the weapon. Another customer in the
Speaker 3: store who had gotten her pepperoni pizza reportedly gave it
Speaker 3: over to Dody and that was enough to make him leave.
Speaker 3: The employees called the police, who tracked him down and
Speaker 3: arrested him.
Speaker 1: We are not always hot and ready. Never listen to that.
Speaker 1: We are not always hot and ready.
Speaker 3: Dody is in jail on a ninety thousand dollars bond,
Speaker 3: reportedly charged with aggravated kidnapping and four counts of aggravated assault.
Speaker 1: Not justin envy. When you hear that story, Who do
Speaker 1: y'all think should get donkey today? In this situation? The
Speaker 1: man who pulled the AK forty seven all the Little
Speaker 1: Seasons employees because his pizza was taking too long, all
Speaker 1: the employees for taking too long with the pizza. Both
Speaker 1: what both? You take both? Both? Who do you think? IV?
Speaker 1: You can't pull out an AK forty seven on somebody
Speaker 1: preparing pizza, that's what, absolutely, And.
Speaker 2: You can sell your business on two minutes we hot
Speaker 2: and ready and then it's twelve minutes, damn.
Speaker 1: But the whole AK forty seven. No, I'm not justifying
Speaker 1: him doing that, No, not at all. DT, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. I'm not. I'm just saying that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he should get donkey first and go to
Speaker 2: jail and all that. But now y'all should know if
Speaker 2: it ain't done in tenn that's false advertisement. Y'all have
Speaker 2: to y'all need to be penimized as well.
Speaker 1: Just like the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee. Wow,
Speaker 1: he feels the same way. He's not justifying violence. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm pulling an AK forty seven on people. But he's
Speaker 1: trying to tell me there's justifiable reasons to do what
Speaker 1: this man did. I disagree. I asked him why does
Speaker 1: he hate when his food is late? And he just
Speaker 1: went on a whole fat rant about the fast food industry.
Speaker 1: He said, well, first off, anytime you order food and
Speaker 1: you gotta wait for it, you have to make food
Speaker 1: at home while you waiting on what you ordered. Who
Speaker 1: doesn't the fat man? He said, it's like he said,
Speaker 1: it's like an advertiser. He said, Little Caesar doesn't have
Speaker 1: advertiser's So I said, what about cheesy bread? He said,
Speaker 1: it's considered an advertiser when he looks at it as
Speaker 1: part of the Hot and Ready family, And he said
Speaker 1: that not only he could he see somebody pulling the
Speaker 1: aka on fast food workers, he said, who don't have
Speaker 1: the food in the tally man? He said, the ride
Speaker 1: shared drivers. He said, because the ride shared drivers who
Speaker 1: don't speak English. He said, because when you don't speak
Speaker 1: English and you call him to see exactly when they
Speaker 1: call you to see exactly where your house is at.
Speaker 1: It drives him crazy knowing his food is minutes away,
Speaker 1: but he can't get to it because he doesn't understand what's.
Speaker 2: Different, saying, yes, yo, I ain't gonna lie okay, and
Speaker 2: I'm skinny and I just went through that yesterday, so
Speaker 2: he's definitely right.
Speaker 1: He's right.
Speaker 2: And when you hunger eyo and they put your food
Speaker 2: on somebody else's step, yo, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's not enough to put an AK forty seven on people.
Speaker 1: He also said everything on the menu should be customizable.
Speaker 1: He said what you put on the menu should be
Speaker 1: considered a suggestion. And he said, he said, like we
Speaker 1: should be able to mix and match your meals, Like
Speaker 1: if you want a quarter pounder and you want to
Speaker 1: add a fish filet to the quarter pounder, he said,
Speaker 1: you should be able to do that. This ain't got
Speaker 1: nothing to dude, put fish on top of the big mat. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: he just went on his whole rank. That's a heart attack.
Speaker 1: But this is exactly why the Snigga's commercial hit so hard,
Speaker 1: because people really aren't themselves when they're hungry. Okay, this
Speaker 1: man Charles though, he pulled an AK forty seven on
Speaker 1: someone because his six dollar pizza was gonna take ten minutes.
Speaker 1: He asked for a free order of crazy bread and
Speaker 1: they didn't give it to him. So he left little
Speaker 1: Thesus and came back with an AK forty seven. And
Speaker 1: do you know the woman he pulled the gun on.
Speaker 1: It was her first day on the job. I know
Speaker 1: that's horrid. Come on, man, can you imagine this person
Speaker 1: excited to have a gig, might have been a little
Speaker 1: young girl and now she got PTSD. Yeah, pizza traumatic
Speaker 1: spress disorders. You don't want to work at no pizza places?
Speaker 1: Now a little Caesar, Pizza, Dominoes, nothing Caesars. Somebody just
Speaker 1: delivered that. Man, I'm not playing with you. Man, what
Speaker 1: is that? It's a note from the president of the
Speaker 1: Fat Lives Magmatic Committee. Furthermore, uh, some other reasons, but
Speaker 1: I don't know which. Catch up. He said, you don't
Speaker 1: own the sauces. You don't get no bonus for saving
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Twelve sauce. Yeah, that's a fact. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: That's a fact. And I'm not either. I want you
Speaker 1: give me two packs. I want Polynesians give me one.
Speaker 1: Yet no, no, they can give us more than that.
Speaker 1: I with him on that. I get a little salt
Speaker 1: pepper jock it off that none of this is the
Speaker 1: reason to pull a weapon of math instruction on the
Speaker 1: fast food employee. Okay, a ten dollar pizza is gonna
Speaker 1: cost this man tens of thousands of dollars in lawyer
Speaker 1: fees and probably his freedom because he's taking a blind
Speaker 1: pe a blind a blind plea. Okay, his sentence is
Speaker 1: going to be determined by a criminal court judge. We race, Okay,
Speaker 1: y'all want to do that too. Okay, well, I guess
Speaker 1: let's playing a game of guess what racing? Okay, he
Speaker 1: hive me my clues. Charles Doty mad that a pizza
Speaker 1: from Little Season was gonna take more than ten minutes,
Speaker 1: so he left the restaurant, came back with an AK
Speaker 1: forty seven and pulled it on the employee just because
Speaker 1: his pizza was late. Guess what racing is? Fat? Wow? Damn,
Speaker 1: that's a raise now. Oh, you made him double made.
Speaker 1: You made the president of the Fellows Madic Committee double over.
Speaker 1: I had to check it. That might have been a
Speaker 1: heart attack. Yeah, I was saying, is happy about it?
Speaker 1: What you said? Fat? Fat is not a racing? Okay?
Speaker 1: Just hilarious, Charles Dody, who's closer. Just hilarious? Is absolutely correct?
Speaker 1: Charles Doty is, and he's not fat. That is not
Speaker 1: a ray, but I tried to pick on that's that's
Speaker 1: what I would lean towards. Please let me give Charles
Speaker 1: Doughty the biggest he hull man. Cut it out, man,
Speaker 1: he ha, he ha, You stupid mother. They just bring
Speaker 1: you donuts a box of empty doors to it. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, they happy with another. And mind your business
Speaker 1: if I order five meals, don't tell me that's a
Speaker 1: lot of food, nigga, I know that. Just put the
Speaker 1: order in. Getting some stuff off his shell. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff off his breast. Well, shout out to
Speaker 1: b E T b E T. This is our one
Speaker 1: hundredth episodes, so we gotta come on, get your thing, man,
Speaker 1: shout to bet. You gotta take off the top for us.
Speaker 1: And I just pushed this hard force. I'm a woman.
Speaker 1: You don't gotta pause with me. Pause with the men.
Speaker 1: You pause with the women. You're right, happy hundred episode man.
Speaker 1: Who ever got to clean that up? I B E T.
Speaker 1: Well see you tomorrow, see my Shu the president of
Speaker 1: the committee. Oh my goodness, all right, when we come back,
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