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Speaker 1: That's another on the twenties. No, I mean totally go

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Speaker 1: over there. They were just like hang out try like

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Speaker 1: who God was? Whoever? I mean? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I think I know that. Uh hey hello, yeah, hold

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Speaker 1: on one second for me, could you? Yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: a scout dude. Let's do like nine forunder patrol. You know? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Uh what's up? Hi? Hey, We'll hold on one second

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Speaker 1: for me. Hold on one second. No, dude, no, like

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Speaker 1: I seriously, you probably shouldn't even wear underwear. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: just kidding up. I'll talk to you later. Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Is this Kristen? Yeah? Yeah, what's going on? My name's

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Speaker 1: duff um Angie. Your friend works out on my gym

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Speaker 1: and she said that you were like trolling for dudes

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Speaker 1: or whatever. No oh, because she said that, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you broke up with your boyfriend. I'm confused. How did

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Speaker 1: you get my number? So I heard the dude you're

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Speaker 1: with cheated on you, and that's really none of your business.

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Speaker 1: Like you asked my opinion, I think I was totally

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Speaker 1: laying Like if I'm laying the wood, dude, check you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. I don't push from my mind

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Speaker 1: to anybody else. I want to let you know that

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Speaker 1: off the gate, you don't understand, Like I'm totally yoke.

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Speaker 1: Like my abs are like an ego waffle, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, so let go my ego or

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Speaker 1: grab it or whatever whatever you want to do to it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything with your abs or

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Speaker 1: your ego waffle like ego abs. You see what I

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Speaker 1: mean though, like super ripped up. That's the point I

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Speaker 1: was getting at. Well, yeah, that's probably the only thing

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Speaker 1: you have going for yourself. Don't know why. And shee

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Speaker 1: gave you my number. Well that's what Angie said. Like

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Speaker 1: you were, you know, just got a relationship. But I'm

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Speaker 1: here to like crash the boards like an NBA player

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Speaker 1: pick up a couple of rebounds. Yeah you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like that was a joke. I was just

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Speaker 1: jogging with you. Yeah, well, you're not really funny and

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Speaker 1: I am not interested like checking if you wanted to

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Speaker 1: make your ex boyfriend super jealous, I mean, you could

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Speaker 1: just take some raunchy pictures together and post them off Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Like you could tell me come out to my buddy

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Speaker 1: Scout's boat and I'll just be there. On board charts

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Speaker 1: and you could just like be on my shoulders or

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Speaker 1: whatever like that. Real, I guarantee you he'll be super jealous. Hello,

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Speaker 1: So I think I know what the problem is. You're

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Speaker 1: just kind of rude in general, right like because I

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Speaker 1: called you. Yeah, I'm rude if you're some loser who

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what is calling me and talking

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Speaker 1: about my relationship. I was calling trying to be nice

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Speaker 1: to give you some like sweet options now that you're

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Speaker 1: single again, and you told me to like went off

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Speaker 1: on me for no reason. So you know what I

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Speaker 1: told you. I'm not interested. None of this has anything

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Speaker 1: to do with you. I don't even know who the

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Speaker 1: you are or why you keep calling me. No wonder

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Speaker 1: that dude like cheated on you. Okay, you you are

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Speaker 1: a loser. You need to figure out what to do

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Speaker 1: with your life and stop worrying about mine. What if

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Speaker 1: I told you Andie set you up for a phone tap?

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Speaker 1: Would that be cool? I don't want anything to do

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Speaker 1: with you. I don't care if Angie gave you my number.

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Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with you. Yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: she like emailed us to call you. You know what,

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving on to two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Angie set you up.

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Speaker 1: She uh wanted us to try to give you a

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Speaker 1: laugh since you broke up with a douchebag. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Oh I was wondering why Andie would give him my

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Speaker 1: phone number such a loser, Like would a loser have

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Speaker 1: ego abs? I don't think so. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubl Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, ing

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Speaker 1: on Ruined ninety two point five