Speaker 1: Welcome to We Talk Back Podcast, the production of iHeartRadio
Speaker 1: and the Black Effect Network.
Speaker 2: So we're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion
Speaker 2: who talks.
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Speaker 1: We Talk Back, a show dedicated to you, dreamers and chasers.
Speaker 1: What's up y'all?
Speaker 3: This girl?
Speaker 4: AJ?
Speaker 1: Holiday? Your grade a day? What's up Tam? Hey girl?
Speaker 5: Hey y'all, I love y'all, I love you AJ. How
Speaker 5: you doing well?
Speaker 1: Feeling good on this whatever day? We recording because y'all
Speaker 1: know this.
Speaker 2: Shit is pre recorded, but the beginning of the week. Yes,
Speaker 2: I feel great today.
Speaker 5: How was your weekend?
Speaker 1: It was all right. I ain't do much of nothing, ch'all.
Speaker 1: I'm just still just still still stealing. I did work
Speaker 1: out pretty hard this weekend. I do feel like a
Speaker 1: crackhead right now because the bitch took a pre workout
Speaker 1: and ain't making to the gym yet. I'm alow jittery,
Speaker 1: but other than that, I'm good man. The weekend was regular.
Speaker 1: It was raining a couple of days.
Speaker 5: I listen.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to go on a date right and
Speaker 2: he had some family issues when of his family members
Speaker 2: was sick. So we didn't go on the date, but
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I'm gonna take myself on
Speaker 2: a date.
Speaker 5: So I put on this pretty dress.
Speaker 2: That I was gonna wear with him, and I told
Speaker 2: myself to us stay forty eight for dinner. So I
Speaker 2: called before I came because just to see if they
Speaker 2: had you know, if they could see me by myself,
Speaker 2: and they said I could sit at the bar.
Speaker 5: It was fine. It was last minute. So I went.
Speaker 5: There was a bar.
Speaker 2: See that the bar was completely number white folks, and
Speaker 2: then one black girl in the mt seat by her,
Speaker 2: so you know I missed. I tapped her, asked with
Speaker 2: someone sitting there? No one was sitting there. I sat down, y'all,
Speaker 2: I put. I ordered me a dirty martini, put my
Speaker 2: air pods in and started listening to the audiobook.
Speaker 5: That's what was my plan.
Speaker 2: I was gonna have listen to an audiobook audiobook, have
Speaker 2: a cocktail, and have my dinner. So she tapped me
Speaker 2: on my shoulder and she was like, you want to
Speaker 2: take a shot with me. I was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: So we just started chopping it up. She's a mama three.
Speaker 2: She was having a staycation, you know. In Charlotte went
Speaker 2: to the spot when shopping was taking herself to dinner,
Speaker 2: getting away from her man all necessary.
Speaker 5: Yes, so I was here for it. So we were
Speaker 5: taking the shop.
Speaker 2: We both had ordered prior to our conversation, and we
Speaker 2: pretty much ordered the same meal A steak, the mac
Speaker 2: and cheese and a vegetable. She had Brussels sprouts. I
Speaker 2: had asparrius or something like that.
Speaker 5: So then we're sitting at the edge of the bar caddy.
Speaker 2: Corner to us is this white couple, a woman and
Speaker 2: then the man next to her, do y'all know? This
Speaker 2: man stuck his fork and her macaroni and cheese, took
Speaker 2: a bite and said, thank you, that was delicious. So
Speaker 2: I turned to her because I was so confused. I
Speaker 2: was like, did you offer him that? And she said no,
Speaker 2: I did not, and he was and they were laughing.
Speaker 2: The white woman what, Yes, they were laughing. So then
Speaker 2: he said, I'm Terry or something start with the T.
Speaker 2: And she said, Amanda, I'm Amanda, And I.
Speaker 5: Said I'm disgusted. I was like, do y'all just go.
Speaker 2: Around sticking your forks in other people's strangers food? Is
Speaker 2: that normal for y'all? Is that something y'all just do?
Speaker 2: And he was like, oh my god, it was just
Speaker 2: a dare. It was a dare.
Speaker 5: I'll pay for it, and you dare.
Speaker 1: To be glass and clean this whole restaurant with it.
Speaker 5: Yes, Like are you insane?
Speaker 2: I was like, well, that's the least you can do,
Speaker 2: since you put your fork in someone else's food. And
Speaker 2: she was like, oh, they don't think it's funny. They
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 5: I said, not at all, not in the slightest is
Speaker 5: that funny. It was like classless, completely classless. So she
Speaker 5: was white people.
Speaker 1: Do that, though, they put their hands in people food.
Speaker 1: Like you have a buffets and shit set up at
Speaker 1: a restaurant or work a work event, and they won't
Speaker 1: put their hands in things.
Speaker 2: It's so weird that I was like just blown away.
Speaker 2: So she was like, well, you can just have that.
Speaker 2: I was like, you can share my because they're sharable size.
Speaker 2: I was like, you could have some of.
Speaker 5: Mine with me.
Speaker 2: And so they took the macaroni and cheese and they
Speaker 2: were just eating out of it and thinking, shit was
Speaker 2: funny and sweet.
Speaker 5: Girl, and he said so yeah.
Speaker 2: She called the work turner over and she's like, he said,
Speaker 2: he's gonna pay for that. So they put it on
Speaker 2: his tab, but they didn't know what happened. But I
Speaker 2: went to when I went to the bathroom, I went
Speaker 2: to the service desk and told them what happened. And
Speaker 2: the manager happened to be there, and she was like
Speaker 2: she was a black woman, and she was like they
Speaker 2: did what?
Speaker 5: Who did it?
Speaker 2: So I was like him and I told him exactly
Speaker 2: who it was. And then and they went to the bar.
Speaker 5: He was like raising his hands in the air like, gosh, relax,
Speaker 5: like it's just a mackage, Like like.
Speaker 1: I was out of line, yo, you love to violate.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell you it's a verity of some shit, yes.
Speaker 5: Like it's not that big of a deal, or just
Speaker 5: had a little taste and I paid for it.
Speaker 1: You didn't offer to pay for it. Pride a stick
Speaker 1: in your used fork and someone's god damn side item.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what's wrong with you? So we we end
Speaker 2: up having I'm leaving out the bar. Now there's another
Speaker 2: white lady stops me and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: me and my mom were watching you from across the bar. Yes,
Speaker 2: we're watching you from across the bar, and oh my god,
Speaker 2: you look fucking amazing. I was like, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: She was like, is it your birthday? I was like, no,
Speaker 2: it is not. She's like, oh my god, mom, it
Speaker 2: is not her fucking birthday. She just looks like this
Speaker 2: because it's Saturday. So you just look like this because
Speaker 2: it's Saturday. Oh my god, yes, I love it. I
Speaker 2: love it girl. I was like, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: She's like, cheers to you, and then took her wine
Speaker 2: glass and bumped it into my breast like cheers my titty.
Speaker 5: I was like, what is going on in place? And
Speaker 5: if that's to cut your gold jumping his white ass
Speaker 5: out somewhere, because what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 2: And if I would have slapped the ship out of her,
Speaker 2: then she would have been a victim.
Speaker 1: I was running tack Karen automatic her.
Speaker 5: She looks so good, and then she attacked me.
Speaker 1: No, bitch, you sexually harassed me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you literally took your cup and slapped my titty
Speaker 5: with it. I just like, let me get the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Out it, violate. What why would that be happening when
Speaker 1: we're on the mask Saturday, and why why you gotta
Speaker 1: be my birthday for me to look good? I hate
Speaker 1: when I go to eat at a really nice restaurant.
Speaker 1: The first thing to ask, and I feel like they
Speaker 1: don't ask at the tables. This are you guys celebrating anything? No,
Speaker 1: no bit, we just hair eating?
Speaker 5: I think you sure? Yeah, I used to work at
Speaker 5: We're trained to accent.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't. I've never worked in service. There gotta
Speaker 1: be a special event for a bitch to eat good,
Speaker 1: Like what's ow?
Speaker 5: This is just how we eat. But boo, yeah, this
Speaker 5: is just how I dressed.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, that happened, But that was my weekend. I
Speaker 2: you know, I wasn't eventful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like these white people is showing how
Speaker 5: bad today?
Speaker 1: It's the beige rage for me, Like, what is happening?
Speaker 5: Let's get in relaxed, let's get into the scene.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 1: So I saw this is this is a little couple
Speaker 1: of minutes ago, Porsch right up to Simon's house. They're
Speaker 1: calling the marital house. I guess they probably still got
Speaker 1: their own separate ship, but whatever home that they were
Speaker 1: living in together, it says Simon Gabadia claims Porsche Williams
Speaker 1: brought an armed gunman to their marital home. Requests restraining
Speaker 1: order against reality TV star. So he's claiming that Porsche
Speaker 1: brought an armed gunman it's probably security, okay, to their
Speaker 1: marital home. Amid her filing for divorce. The Nigerian businessman
Speaker 1: is alleging in court documents that his strange wife, Porsche Williams,
Speaker 1: abandoned their shared home and later returned with a man
Speaker 1: visibly bearing a gun for reasons unknown to Simon Gabadia.
Speaker 1: He claims his ex brought the man on two separate occasions,
Speaker 1: so she probably coming to get her shit and just
Speaker 1: trying to exactly it's a peacekeeper, yeah, because breaks breakups.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wish I had security and I have
Speaker 1: to pull a pistol on a nigga myself while I'm
Speaker 1: trying to leave because I've had to do that, Okay,
Speaker 1: but I wish I had armed security, like somebody who's
Speaker 1: legally they could kill you if they need to let me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: When I was like nineteen years old, we got our home,
Speaker 2: like uh, my friend wanted to go get the ship.
Speaker 2: She brought her nigga. They broke up and she's like
Speaker 2: I want I'm taking all that shit.
Speaker 5: Back and we got her.
Speaker 2: We got her coworker boyfriend who was this drug dealer's gun,
Speaker 2: and then I had the pistol.
Speaker 5: Right, I knocked on the door. I swear to God,
Speaker 5: this half of y'all, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I thought that gun give you a different level.
Speaker 5: I have on the door with the butt of the gun.
Speaker 5: Open up this mother fucking door. Nigga, like, I don't
Speaker 5: know who I thought I was, y'all, like I wasn't.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna kill nothing, obviously, cleo. Bitch did not die.
Speaker 5: But anyway, so we go up in there.
Speaker 1: I got the gun.
Speaker 5: She goes in there, grabs a chance. She's like, I
Speaker 5: can't to get my shit. He just looking at us, like,
Speaker 5: y'all cannot fucking be serious right now. I want to
Speaker 5: beat both of y'all up. But he let us go.
Speaker 2: He let her get stuff. I'm just standing by the
Speaker 2: door with the gun waiting on her. Do you know
Speaker 2: this bitch winning there and grab a salt dish, a
Speaker 2: shower curtain, and a shower man, and I'm talking about
Speaker 2: some dollar general looking shit.
Speaker 5: I was like, I know, we ain't come up here,
Speaker 5: wear no pistol for this cheap ass shit. I wanted
Speaker 5: to get my shit back, never again, Never again.
Speaker 1: My your goddad when to come up people relationship.
Speaker 2: But less than that day, he's like, man, y'all, get
Speaker 2: y'all sealing stupid asside of my house.
Speaker 5: You better put that good up for you hurt somebody if.
Speaker 1: You leaving a nigga, just try to do it when
Speaker 1: he home. Don't even tell him you leaving, Like, just
Speaker 1: just pack the shit. I always made a mistake of
Speaker 1: telling a nigga I'm leaving right like, I want you
Speaker 1: to know I'm gonna leave your ass. No, bitch, do
Speaker 1: that shit real quietly and silently, already had your ship
Speaker 1: packed and get the hell up out of there. Because
Speaker 1: you don't know what guys will do when they're feelings
Speaker 1: are involved. Yeah, so I mean more power to Porsche, bitch.
Speaker 5: Whatever you gotta do, do what you gotta do, okay.
Speaker 1: Because you just you don't know this nigga. What is
Speaker 1: his real name? Okay, because they try to deport Simon
Speaker 1: or the name he used that he's been in the
Speaker 1: country with since the eighties.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, that's going.
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's what the whole thing is. I
Speaker 1: don't think people are following why she's even divorcing him.
Speaker 1: The nigga has been in America illegally since the eighties.
Speaker 1: He was committing fraud in the eighties and was deported
Speaker 1: in the eighties for committing fraud. Portia would have been
Speaker 1: ten years old at the time and some shit who knows.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and now he's like, you know, challenging the
Speaker 1: US government, Like I came back into the country. He
Speaker 1: came back into the country using an alias, and he
Speaker 1: acquired some type of agricultural visa and has been here
Speaker 1: under that name. Now, if Simon is his real name,
Speaker 1: he switched back to it or is he still using
Speaker 1: this alias? We don't fucking know.
Speaker 5: Well, all of this is alleged, y'all.
Speaker 1: Also, that is not alleged. It's court documents out there.
Speaker 5: It's still allegedly.
Speaker 1: It's not alleged. It's because I'm telling it. It's alleged.
Speaker 1: I read the cart documents. Yes, this nigga has been
Speaker 1: in the country illegally since the eighties, and the US
Speaker 1: governments like, boy, we've been sent you home. The fuck
Speaker 1: you still doing here?
Speaker 5: On TV?
Speaker 2: Listen, I just like to say allegit on everything, just
Speaker 2: so if anything come back wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm just allegedly goddamn right. Allegedly I'm lying, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that happened anyway. More power to Porsche. I love Porsche too,
Speaker 1: all right now, she said, some time faces listen, I
Speaker 1: bit just cheating, y'all cheating. So I wanted to cheat
Speaker 1: a little bit a couple of weeks ago, but I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I fucked that. I'm stronger than this.
Speaker 2: So Ozipic babies are surprisingly on the rise. Women are
Speaker 2: getting pregnant while using Ozipic, with doctors saying that there
Speaker 2: are two key reasons why the weight loss shops fuel fertility.
Speaker 2: TikTok user dk as Lovely Love or Something shared a
Speaker 2: video to the social media site last month, saying she
Speaker 2: was stunned to learn she was expecting the baby shortly
Speaker 2: after she started on the medication. Her news prompted a
Speaker 2: wave of responses from other moms to be in the
Speaker 2: same situation.
Speaker 5: This is a quote.
Speaker 2: I was told I was infertile after my second CEA
Speaker 2: session C section one road, I took Ozimpic for four
Speaker 2: months and boom pregnant, Yes girl, saying a second one
Speaker 2: claim I have PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, overy syndrome and
Speaker 2: infertility issues. For years on ozipic for two months in BAM.
Speaker 2: So if you are having some trouble with fertility, it
Speaker 2: might be worth it to hop on some ozimpic and
Speaker 2: start busting it open wide open.
Speaker 1: I think that the weight loss is what's inducing the
Speaker 1: pregnancies for people who've been trying to conceive, because even
Speaker 1: like people I know who have had like gastrik, they
Speaker 1: get pregnant immediately after losing that weight. So your weight
Speaker 1: does play a big role, you know, on fertility.
Speaker 2: And like getting skinny bit fat they whole life. I'm
Speaker 2: talking about like never could get the weight to throw,
Speaker 2: never could get the weight off right, and now there's
Speaker 2: like size two's But I don't The only thing is
Speaker 2: that Olympic face though.
Speaker 5: That's the only thing I don't like.
Speaker 2: You gotta get some collagen to collagen while you're taking
Speaker 2: that stuff to keep promote collagen in your face.
Speaker 5: I think when you're.
Speaker 1: Doing every guet anything, you gotta beef up on vitamins
Speaker 1: because you your body isn't getting a normal nourishment that
Speaker 1: should get Did you see Scott uh does it? He
Speaker 1: looks sick.
Speaker 2: I'm what he might be. So we're just gonna be
Speaker 2: We're just gonna keep him in our prayers because he
Speaker 2: does look unhealthy. And maybe it's not Olympic, maybe it's
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 1: They're calling it oz They say he has Olympic face,
Speaker 1: and there's a couple other celebrities that have Ozmpic face,
Speaker 1: and it's a lot that look good. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: it looks kind of funny. It was somebody recently on
Speaker 1: the Real House Housewives of Violina. I forgot who it was.
Speaker 1: Which one of the characters said that they were addicted.
Speaker 1: Oh that was what's the little crazy one who was
Speaker 1: Nini's homegirl Marlow Marlow Marlow said she was addicted to Ozmpic.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she was just addicted to like
Speaker 1: the weight loss of it, but she was on it.
Speaker 1: I thought that there's like a time limit on how
Speaker 1: long you can be on that drug. It's not really
Speaker 1: for regular people who don't have diabetes. They just approved
Speaker 1: it last year for weight loss.
Speaker 5: Yeah, last year.
Speaker 6: M h.
Speaker 2: Somebody offered me that shit a long time ago. I
Speaker 2: went in for a physical and she was like, you
Speaker 2: want to lose some ight. I was like, because celebrity has.
Speaker 1: Been on it, they've been on it before it was.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was trying to be on the merrit
Speaker 2: at first sight, she was like, i'll get you down
Speaker 2: about twenty pounds before they started shooting.
Speaker 5: You want to go, And I was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm not taking no diabetes drug without no diabetes,
Speaker 2: so I wish I had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna try to do it the natchural weight
Speaker 1: every time, because I swear I'd gain and lost fifty
Speaker 1: pounds at least three times in life.
Speaker 5: But it's scared.
Speaker 2: Thirty pounds scared, like it fixed something and then mess
Speaker 2: something else up.
Speaker 5: That's how I just feel like drugs.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people have stomach issues right
Speaker 1: now with those zimpics, it's not worth it, kidney issues,
Speaker 1: like it's just not worth it. Yeah you're gonna be
Speaker 1: you're gonna be skinny, but you might not live.
Speaker 5: Listen, right, it's not worth it.
Speaker 2: And then I don't want to get on it, and
Speaker 2: it just suck my ass fat and I still have
Speaker 2: big lungs, you know.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 1: Shame. So okay, y'all, it's a great week for the geminis, Okay,
Speaker 1: fuck y'all. Anybody else whatever? Other month and horoscope you are,
Speaker 1: who cares? Just Kendrick Lamar, just shiit on your favorite
Speaker 1: rappers and I love it.
Speaker 5: Like literally, my two favorite rappers.
Speaker 2: This is like my three favorite rappers going at it,
Speaker 2: and I'm just not I'm very upset about it.
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamars. Kendrick Lamar said, fuck the Big Three nigga,
Speaker 1: It's just big Me and I love it. Okay, all
Speaker 1: the Gemini energy. He had a lot of love Gemini
Speaker 1: punchlines in there. He said, Prince outlived Mike Jack. Prince
Speaker 1: was a motherfucker Gemini. We just Gemini and for the
Speaker 1: rest of the goddamn year. Okay, it's Gemini season, So
Speaker 1: y'all if y'all.
Speaker 2: Don't know what we're talking about, Kendrick Lamar made an
Speaker 2: uncredited which I thought was weird that it wasn't in
Speaker 2: the credits, but he made an uncredited appearance on Future
Speaker 2: of Metro Boomer's new album We Don't Trust You, and he.
Speaker 5: Was just, what's the song called?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 5: That? Was the song like that?
Speaker 2: I just I think it's like, you know, just gonna
Speaker 2: be rapp, which I can appreciate. I can't wait to
Speaker 2: hear how they like. J cole Is lyrically inclined. Now
Speaker 2: don't play with I'm like, we ain't.
Speaker 1: Fucking with Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 5: That's very debatable because he really could. He really liked that.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna see how they respond. I hope that
Speaker 2: they don't respond in a song together. I hope they
Speaker 2: do separate responses because I think j Cole's will be
Speaker 2: more thoughtful and Drake will be more like something in
Speaker 2: the club.
Speaker 1: Like hit the what I can't wait? Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar feel like they done clicked up on him,
Speaker 1: so he was like, alright, I'm go go ahead and
Speaker 1: shoot up all y'all lyrically anyway, he literally.
Speaker 5: Called him out. It wasn't no sneak distance. He was like,
Speaker 5: this one for you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm here for it girl. When I lived in Saint Louis,
Speaker 1: when I see you, I used to always go to
Speaker 1: rap battles like that's one of my little things.
Speaker 8: I like to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't really tell people about rap battles.
Speaker 5: I like them. I like to hear a verb.
Speaker 1: A verb is from Saint Louis.
Speaker 5: Maybe in there, you know, always be musty in there?
Speaker 1: Though, Why is it so sneaking there. I never.
Speaker 5: Musty as fuck.
Speaker 1: No, they be broke, but not musty. It dud be
Speaker 1: like smelling like struggle in there a little bit.
Speaker 2: Them clown crumping battles be musty as fuck. Well, the
Speaker 2: crumping battles like in La with the clowns.
Speaker 5: Musty, and the wrap battles be.
Speaker 1: Musty the way it's actual clowns.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like clown crumping.
Speaker 2: You don't remember that, Like it's not like the clown suit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like they had the clown week on and stuff like.
Speaker 1: That, like the one who'll be looking like ice spice,
Speaker 1: yeah kind yeah, yeah, like that kind of week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: penny Wise, penny Wise like that, and dancing. I want
Speaker 1: to go to that. But them suit's probably heavy as hell,
Speaker 1: that's why they musty.
Speaker 2: Well, they'd be well, they wouldn't even really be suited.
Speaker 2: They'd be like heaven, think about you got served how
Speaker 2: they used to be dressing like that with the.
Speaker 5: Beaters on and ship like that. You know, crumping and
Speaker 5: all that. You remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you said it's clown suits clown crumping. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna send you a video so you can know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd be lost.
Speaker 5: This is when you watch the video, just know it's
Speaker 5: musty in there. It's singing.
Speaker 1: My mamould call it singinginging all day.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna sing to a commercial. We'll be
Speaker 2: right back, y'all. We got some good ship for you.
Speaker 1: Y'all know summertime, it's coming, summertime. It's well, wait, it's
Speaker 1: fucking march. Why is it so cold outside?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Spring? Fight back, goad da.
Speaker 1: I thought that the groundhog didn't see a shadow, so
Speaker 1: that meant that it would now be like an early summer,
Speaker 1: early spring. But anyway, it's called outside. But y'all, next
Speaker 1: couple of months it's summertime, okay, and we know y'all
Speaker 1: can be taking y'all girls' trips doing all the things.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Now I have Fortunately, I have not been on like
Speaker 1: a super duper duper bad girls trip. Was I really
Speaker 1: don't like girls trips. I really like to come off
Speaker 1: the beach and suck dick. Okay, I really don't want
Speaker 1: to like come off the beach and have to share
Speaker 1: a bedroom with vagina. Okay, I haven't been on a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of girls trups. But do you have any
Speaker 1: horror stories, girl trips, horror stories town.
Speaker 2: So I love a girl's trip, but it just gotta
Speaker 2: be with the right girls. It just gotta be with
Speaker 2: the girls that you vibe with. I do have a
Speaker 2: horror story. I went to Savannah and this is like
Speaker 2: some of my closest bitches still, but we just did
Speaker 2: not have a good time. Some of the bitches there
Speaker 2: I did not know. Like one girl one of my
Speaker 2: best friends, got met she we was all drunk and
Speaker 2: we were standing at the food truck waiting. It's Savannah,
Speaker 2: We're in Savannah for Saint Patty's Day, and.
Speaker 5: She was waiting. She ordered all of our food and
Speaker 5: I came up and I was like, how long they
Speaker 5: say it's gonna be? I don't fucking know. Why don't
Speaker 5: you asked them? Why are you asking me?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 5: What is the problem.
Speaker 2: So my sister had already give me a pep talk
Speaker 2: because she know how I am. So she like, if
Speaker 2: you get into it with somebody, just walk away and count.
Speaker 2: So that's why I did. I walked away and I
Speaker 2: started counting, and this bitch followed me talking shit. So
Speaker 2: it's only so much somebody barking behind you that you
Speaker 2: ain't gonna turn around. You tapped me in I like,
Speaker 2: so then I turned around after a whow I got.
Speaker 2: I made it about eighty seven and then I turned
Speaker 2: and then we was just going at it. It was
Speaker 2: about the coind of blows, like it was really like that.
Speaker 2: But I turned around again, started counting. I called my sister.
Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, I'm going to jail in Savannah. But
Speaker 2: my friend end up apologizing after, you know, she thought,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess she felt like maybe it
Speaker 2: was my tone the way I asked like, or I
Speaker 2: don't know what it was. But she apologized. But during
Speaker 2: that time, while we were talking in the car, it's
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of us, here come this random bitch
Speaker 2: talking about yeah, and I heard you talking about me
Speaker 2: and the and I ain't appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Bitch, I don't even know you.
Speaker 1: So she's not just randomly starting fights with you. What
Speaker 1: is it about you?
Speaker 6: What the hell?
Speaker 1: She told?
Speaker 2: She was like, I just felt like everybody was trying
Speaker 2: to gang up on me now. So then her cousin
Speaker 2: was like, who was my friend? She was like, please
Speaker 2: don't do that, because I feel like you feel like
Speaker 2: it's time to gang up on her, and that's not
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do.
Speaker 5: But like, bitch, I don't even know you. What am
Speaker 5: I gonna talk about you? Talk about you for?
Speaker 2: I ain't say nothing about this girl, but she thought
Speaker 2: I was talking about her. The night before in the car,
Speaker 2: I was talking about I wouldn't talk about nobody me
Speaker 2: and Ta Kid was in the back laughing about I
Speaker 2: encourage everybody like we should go to the grocery store tonight.
Speaker 2: And then once we google how far the grocery store away,
Speaker 2: we was all in the cars, like thirty five minutes away,
Speaker 2: and I was like, damn, I don't feel.
Speaker 5: Like going that far.
Speaker 2: So that's what we was laughing about. But she apparently
Speaker 2: thought I was laughing at her. She was the driver
Speaker 2: whatever that.
Speaker 1: F I'm all internal shit, like, bitch, I don't know you,
Speaker 1: so what is there to even talk about you? Like about?
Speaker 2: But then that night, you were trying to get in
Speaker 2: the club, and I'm trying to finesse work my magic
Speaker 2: to get us all in the club, you know, and
Speaker 2: they didn't want to pay what they was trying to
Speaker 2: make us pay. Even though it was a discount of rate,
Speaker 2: they still didn't want to pay it, and somebody said
Speaker 2: to me, I just feel like you think.
Speaker 5: You're Beyonce and we're the Destiny's child.
Speaker 1: That's an internal issue.
Speaker 5: I knew.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you to say some shit like that.
Speaker 5: And I'm like what. I was like, no, bitch, you
Speaker 5: think got Beyonce in y'all period, child. I never treated
Speaker 5: nobody like that. So that was the worst trip I've
Speaker 5: ever been on. And I was like, I never go
Speaker 5: nowhere with this group again.
Speaker 4: And I did not.
Speaker 5: That was my core story because I just felt like
Speaker 5: everywhere I looked, somebody was like coming for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you gotta go places where people you know,
Speaker 1: love and trust y'all, everybody knows how to put clothes on,
Speaker 1: you know, if I don't really have a bunch of
Speaker 1: friends who got to keep asking me how does luck?
Speaker 1: How does luck? That they so unsure about themselves, Like
Speaker 1: people had a shit and were going out like everybody
Speaker 1: is kind of like a match.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm definitely gonna ask you how this look.
Speaker 5: But I ain't gonna go too crazy.
Speaker 7: Do with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but some people, I'm trying to be nice. Some
Speaker 1: people know damn well, they don't got no clothes for real.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, that coming outside now now
Speaker 1: you lending out ship on the trip. Now that has happened.
Speaker 1: I don't care. And sometimes I find myself packing shit
Speaker 1: for other people, like this might look good him so,
Speaker 1: and so I just throw it in the bag.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm my case.
Speaker 1: They need something extra, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: do that type of shit. But if you gotta constantly
Speaker 1: like you not, I need confident women, that's all I'm saying. Confident,
Speaker 1: confident women, that's who I want to go on a
Speaker 1: trip with. Charlamagne posted recently on Instagram. It said, uh, people,
Speaker 1: sometimes people don't invite you to parties, Yeah cause you
Speaker 1: don't sniff coke. And I was like, sometimes bitches me not.
Speaker 1: Like people be online complaining about how their friends didn't
Speaker 1: them on trips and shit like that. I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: probably not the whole. Like these bitches want to go
Speaker 1: on a trip and enjoy themselves and if they happen
Speaker 1: to follow some dick like, they don't want nobody judging them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's probably why they leaving your ass at the
Speaker 1: motherfucking house. Be likable, bitch and do some Now I'm
Speaker 1: not telling you to do nothing but be okay with
Speaker 1: people you doing anything, Like I'm not fucking on random
Speaker 1: on a trip, but if one of my friends decides
Speaker 1: to do some shit like that, like, I'm not judging you, bitch,
Speaker 1: you need a condom, right, I probably brought condoms for
Speaker 1: y'all bitches.
Speaker 5: Right that part? Mm, no horse, but girl.
Speaker 1: So I went on a trip when I moved to
Speaker 1: Saint Louis. I went on a trip with this is
Speaker 1: my very first friend that I met in Saint Louis,
Speaker 1: who's also a gemini. I met this bitch in the club,
Speaker 1: Like I picked up a bitch in the club. So
Speaker 1: like maybe like a half like a year and a
Speaker 1: half later, So we go on a girl's trip with
Speaker 1: her and two of her friends. I don't know these girls.
Speaker 1: I don't even meet them until we get to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Now you remember when like the Michael Kors big Face
Speaker 1: watches came out. Yeah, I got my watch in two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven, Okay, I have I had had that
Speaker 1: watch at that point many years. The girls who I
Speaker 1: was on a trip with nobody like, if you were
Speaker 1: gonna have this watch, you'd already have it. And if
Speaker 1: you're out of town, you'd have it with you like
Speaker 1: that's that was a rolex back then. The fuck the
Speaker 1: Big Face Michael cors Forever. Yeah, yes, exactly. So where's
Speaker 1: your watch? Nobody had like the Michael Kor's Big Face
Speaker 1: goal watch.
Speaker 5: Anyway, baby, I bought me and my nigga wenting and watching.
Speaker 1: Listen when they started like mass producing the like when
Speaker 1: everybody started having them, the quality was different. My watch
Speaker 1: was heavy, like I had my ship when they first
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 5: Yes by Diesel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, so I had the watch. I don't lose nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't lose things. If I lose something, someone stole
Speaker 1: it from me. I especially when tra I keep my
Speaker 1: things like together packed. I get to the airport, this
Speaker 1: is the trip is over. Oh let me back up.
Speaker 1: I want a thousand dollars in the casino we stayed
Speaker 1: at a I forgot what hotel? Yeah but it no
Speaker 1: uh uh, I can't remember, but it was they had
Speaker 1: a casino downstairs. So I want a thousand dollars. I'm like, shit,
Speaker 1: that that covered most of my goddamn trip right quick.
Speaker 1: So just reimbursed. So I call upstairs, like, y'all, I
Speaker 1: just want a thousand dollars and now they rushing downstairs
Speaker 1: to come play. That's that part. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if they felt somebody felt like I could stand not
Speaker 1: to have my motherfucking watch. But I get to the
Speaker 1: airport and I'm like, I don't have my watch. I
Speaker 1: didn't pack it, I didn't put it on. It definitely
Speaker 1: wasn't in the hotel because we swept the hotel multiple times.
Speaker 1: I don't think my friend stole my watch. The girl
Speaker 1: who I knew one of the other bitches stole my
Speaker 1: fucking watch, m cause I know housekeeping in steeling, like
Speaker 1: I had it in my things. So that's the worst
Speaker 1: thing that's happened to me.
Speaker 5: I feel like, go through and take something from you
Speaker 5: is yeah, And I was.
Speaker 1: I'm always nice, like I get along with people random,
Speaker 1: like I'm the friend you can take me on trips
Speaker 1: with your other friends and it's not gonna be no
Speaker 1: nothing to I got friends. I got friends. I know
Speaker 1: I can't put in the same room with each other
Speaker 1: just because of their personalities, but I can adjust to whomever.
Speaker 1: So the first thing I said when I saw these bitches,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad y'all bitches is cute because I did
Speaker 1: not want to be on a motherfucking trip where no challenged.
Speaker 1: Those be the ones that make your trip go bad. Man,
Speaker 1: somebody who's not fucking consident. That is nice. Listen, it's
Speaker 1: all subjective.
Speaker 6: We know.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of this world. We feel like everybody gets
Speaker 1: an award. Everybody does not get a fucking award. I
Speaker 1: may not get an award every time. It's okay, is
Speaker 1: that mean?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, I want to go on trips with cute
Speaker 1: is That's all I'm saying. Next, And it's objective. I
Speaker 1: think they're cute, but they think they're cute, like this
Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about anyway. But yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: worst shit that's happened to me on a fucking girls trip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that somebody stole from me.
Speaker 5: Rob is always bad, trust me, I know.
Speaker 1: But listen.
Speaker 5: So we put a post up and we wanted.
Speaker 2: To hear your stories, your hard story girls trip, and
Speaker 2: we got some a couple of good ones we want
Speaker 2: to share with y'all, and we're going to talk about
Speaker 2: it all right.
Speaker 6: So here's my girls trip gone wrong. So me and
Speaker 6: three of my other girlfriends we booked a trip to
Speaker 6: go to DC. You just want to hang out, you know, yeah, party.
Speaker 6: So these are all of my close friends. So we
Speaker 6: get there. Everything is going good. So one of my friends,
Speaker 6: we're gonna call her. So Mustard asked if she could
Speaker 6: wear my Prada shade. I got these new produce shades.
Speaker 6: Mustard was like, oh, yeah, they fly. She wanted to
Speaker 6: wear them, so I was like, yeah, girl to wear them.
Speaker 6: But I have not wore them. I just took brung
Speaker 6: them with me for the trip. I got them pretty
Speaker 6: much for the trip. So Mustard, you know, she you know,
Speaker 6: I let her body shade.
Speaker 1: So we went to the club.
Speaker 6: So, you know, Mushing, you know, got the shades on.
Speaker 6: She cute and everything. So when we leave out of
Speaker 6: the club, I see that Mustard don't have the shades
Speaker 6: on them. So I'm like, Mushing, where the shade? So
Speaker 6: she was like she started pannaking, looking around like I
Speaker 6: don't know where the shades are. So the biggest problem
Speaker 6: was she lost the shades. But the biggest problem was
Speaker 6: that she gonna have the nerve to tell me, girl,
Speaker 6: you shouldn't let me watter them.
Speaker 9: You know, I'll keep up with stuff. Excuse me, you
Speaker 9: begged me to wear these shapes. You are a grown
Speaker 9: woman that borrow someone's stuff and what you need, you're
Speaker 9: gonna put it back on the person and say you
Speaker 9: shouldn't let me borrow them.
Speaker 6: So that kissed me off. So we literally get into
Speaker 6: it like we have been friends forever, and again it's
Speaker 6: not because of her losing the shape is basically how
Speaker 6: she came out of her mouth telling me I shouldn't
Speaker 6: let her borrow the shape because I knew that she
Speaker 6: was irresponsible. So that was the last time me and
Speaker 6: mustling and.
Speaker 4: Talk.
Speaker 6: That was basically in DC. We are friendship and date.
Speaker 6: So that was my girls gone wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Muffin out of pocket. Muffin is definitely out of
Speaker 2: the fucking pocket. How you going to barner shit and
Speaker 2: then be like, girl, you know why, I ain't shit.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not letting somebody holds some shit
Speaker 1: I hadn't worn yet. I get it. It just depends
Speaker 1: if it's a really good friend. Like yeah, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like she warmed the whole trip as far as
Speaker 1: I'm con certain, Like when did she ask you to
Speaker 1: wear the shades?
Speaker 5: It sounds like she in this before the club.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's what it's like. See, this is the thing.
Speaker 1: This that would be similar to like if somebody were
Speaker 1: to ask me to wear my fucking watch and you
Speaker 1: lose my shit. Imagine I can't imagine somebody telling me, oh,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't let me hold it because you know I'm irresponsible.
Speaker 1: You know I'd be losing shit. Excuse me, right, but
Speaker 1: that's terrible.
Speaker 5: But did you know this bitch was irresponsible?
Speaker 2: Because if you didn't know, then you gotta kind of
Speaker 2: like own a little bit like no, man, a little
Speaker 2: bit like you know that shit don't take how much?
Speaker 2: Like if you know she don't take care of her
Speaker 2: own shit, I'd be like, girl, you don't keep up
Speaker 2: with your own shit, you can't worry my shit.
Speaker 1: No, I don't got a friend that's gonna lose some shit,
Speaker 1: but I definitely got a friend that's gonna borrow some
Speaker 1: shit and I'll give it back, Like if I borrow
Speaker 1: a pair of earrings from somebody, or like a necessory
Speaker 1: or something. As soon as we get back, I'm putting
Speaker 1: it with your things, right, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Like I have people, a couple friends that somehow my
Speaker 1: shit gonna end up.
Speaker 5: I might be one of those friends. I might be
Speaker 5: one of those friends. Think about it, because I definitely
Speaker 5: got some people shit that I ain't never gave back. No,
Speaker 5: I don't do that. I give people got immediately.
Speaker 1: I don't really even borrow people shit like that. But
Speaker 1: if I have, I'm giving it back immediately. It's all
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about.
Speaker 2: But it's people that I see and talk to all
Speaker 2: the time, and it's kind of like and nigga, I'm
Speaker 2: sure they got some of my ship that they never
Speaker 2: gave back. I know I got my best friend to
Speaker 2: kid is scarf that I borrowed in the twelfth grade.
Speaker 5: I still wear this starf.
Speaker 1: I have went to people's houses and like recollect not recollected,
Speaker 1: but like see them wearing it, like that's mine. Y'all.
Speaker 1: Bitches are unhinge man, like get it back of blood.
Speaker 5: Ship now that is ceiling.
Speaker 1: And I feel like black people do that ship. Black
Speaker 1: people hope you forget about your ship so they can
Speaker 1: take your ship home. And I have a friend who
Speaker 1: does that ship religiously.
Speaker 5: You gotta hide your good ship.
Speaker 1: I gotta be on that bitch if I if I
Speaker 1: let her borrow something, like hey, take it off now
Speaker 1: now put it down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I'm not that bad. If you ask me
Speaker 5: about it, I'll give it back.
Speaker 1: Damn shame. Okay, don't playing bitches borrowshit check.
Speaker 5: But especially expensive shit.
Speaker 2: Expedishit that you feel like I will let somebody wear
Speaker 2: something that I ain't wornant before, but not happily.
Speaker 5: I'll be like, oh okay, bitch.
Speaker 1: But me personally, I wouldn't even ask them, especially if
Speaker 1: like it's something like super fly, like I want you
Speaker 1: to have that moment with your thing, Like why am
Speaker 1: I asking a bar like some super fly shit you
Speaker 1: haven't worn yet?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's some little one upper type thing
Speaker 1: like that's already some were shit to me already. Why
Speaker 1: you want to wear my fly shit I ain't worn yet? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't ask. I wouldn't ask my friend.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't ask either, but I wouldn't. I'll let you.
Speaker 2: It depends on who it is too, and if if
Speaker 2: you're gonna stretch my life, if your titty is bigger
Speaker 2: than mine, no let me.
Speaker 5: Wear it first.
Speaker 1: A right, Let's see what else you got, y'all.
Speaker 2: No, let me just say that I let one of
Speaker 2: my friends with real big tittes wear my dress before
Speaker 2: I wore and then when I put it on.
Speaker 5: Like that titty head air in it, I'm like, you
Speaker 5: had this shit, bitch.
Speaker 1: No man, take care of people's stuff. If you borrow it,
Speaker 1: guard it with your fucking life. There's no reason why
Speaker 1: you should have left out the club. Like when I
Speaker 1: have something I feel like I when I feel like
Speaker 1: I owe somebody something, when I tell you, that's the
Speaker 1: only thing I can think about, Like, I would be
Speaker 1: guarding whatever that thing is until I get it back
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 5: It's wild to be like, this is your fall for
Speaker 5: letting me borrow it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no accountability. That's not a friend and that friendship
Speaker 1: should have ended right there where she said they was
Speaker 1: at Florida d C. That's not like some flo oh DC. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that friendship definitely would not have left DC.
Speaker 5: I'm with your girl nice color.
Speaker 10: Ahright, this is a girl or I'm calling to tell
Speaker 10: y'all about my story. Crazy girl story.
Speaker 4: So we had with Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 10: Prior to me going to Murder Beach, I had drove
Speaker 10: the munder beach to myself.
Speaker 4: So we were going to Murder Beach for Memorial Weekend.
Speaker 10: My friend dad was going down, so they talked to us,
Speaker 10: told us that we should follow them. We followed them down,
Speaker 10: and I ended up asking him like, why is it
Speaker 10: taking us so long? They were on bikes, and I
Speaker 10: was like, it didn't take me this long previously when
Speaker 10: I just drove down there to get there, So why
Speaker 10: I'm taking us a long because it was like six
Speaker 10: hours and Myrtle Beach from where I'm from, it's only
Speaker 10: four hours.
Speaker 4: So he just explained that it's you know, it's flower.
Speaker 10: When you're on bikes, you gotta stop most frequently and
Speaker 10: all that, so I understood.
Speaker 6: I was like, okay, Well, we had got.
Speaker 10: To down to Mirtle Beach and when we got there,
Speaker 10: you know, everything was good. I roomed with my friend
Speaker 10: and she roomed with the other girl, and the girl
Speaker 10: ended up being mad at me because she felt like
Speaker 10: I disrespected her dad, and I'm like, I didn't just
Speaker 10: respect her dad.
Speaker 4: I just asked him what was taking so long?
Speaker 10: And he told me so friend at her and was like, hey,
Speaker 10: are you upset? Like if you feel like I'm trying
Speaker 10: to disrespect her dad, that's never what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 10: I just asked the question, and I wanted to know.
Speaker 10: I was curious, so she was like, yes. She started
Speaker 10: amping up. Now, mind you, she is twice my size.
Speaker 4: She's a bigger girl.
Speaker 10: So you know, she you know, amping up at me
Speaker 10: and I'm like, yo, I'm really from the street. Calmed down,
Speaker 10: like please calm down. So she would not calm down.
Speaker 4: She jumped in my face and I beat her ass.
Speaker 10: And as I beating her ass, the other two girls
Speaker 10: that was on the trim was with us, was standing
Speaker 10: in the doorway. They ended up getting locked outside, so
Speaker 10: I gent we got the fuck up from beating her ass,
Speaker 10: walked to the door, opened it, then went back to
Speaker 10: beating her ass. And then after that her dad came
Speaker 10: and she had a nod on the forehead, and he
Speaker 10: was like, why would you fight her?
Speaker 4: I didn't feel like she disrespected me.
Speaker 10: He was like, now you're walking around with just nod
Speaker 10: on your head.
Speaker 8: And I had no.
Speaker 4: Crashes in no group, bruises or anything.
Speaker 10: And then she ended up getting her car toad and
Speaker 10: you know that was the climb.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find Bason, So don't go down to
Speaker 4: the beach or anywhere with no bitches because they're not
Speaker 4: such and.
Speaker 10: You're gonna have to be connect.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jenny from the block, she said, she from the streets, Okay,
Speaker 1: she don't like Okay.
Speaker 2: It's nothing worse than like somebody just trying to punk
Speaker 2: you on some bullshit like are you disrespecting my dad?
Speaker 5: Your dad is fine, your dad want to fuck me? Relax, Like,
Speaker 5: I don't know that's true, but probably yo, probably.
Speaker 1: Probably that's like some what's that story that the girl
Speaker 1: and Charlotte Quintella?
Speaker 5: Is it Quintella?
Speaker 1: What's her name? Quintela?
Speaker 5: They got killed in Mexico? Yeah, like I not her friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I feel like this person wanted to embarrass
Speaker 1: her in front of these other people, right, but she
Speaker 1: ended up getting that ass whip.
Speaker 5: Now you're walking around the beach for memorial if you would.
Speaker 1: A not on your fucking head and no car, bitch,
Speaker 1: because that is how karma works. Why are you creating
Speaker 1: a beef with somebody that wasn't there and now you
Speaker 1: got beat up and it.
Speaker 2: Came to you like a woman was like, that wasn't
Speaker 2: what I was trying to do, Like I didn't disrespect
Speaker 2: and you still trying to AmpUp.
Speaker 5: Well that's what you get.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See when them people like when you have separate rooms,
Speaker 1: like this group is in this room and that group
Speaker 1: and that is in that room. Like conversations be happening.
Speaker 1: Something something happened, you see, Like, yeah, remember the story
Speaker 1: the girl Shanquilla Robinson m H who got murdered by
Speaker 1: her so called friends from Charlotte. This is what happens
Speaker 1: when and you can tell by the videos that they
Speaker 1: put out, like she was it on the trip, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. She was the cute girl on
Speaker 1: the trip. Those girls picked a fight with her to
Speaker 1: do something to her, and that story sounds similar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this girl, girl, you better be glad you made
Speaker 1: it out of there. Everybody can't fight. Don't go on
Speaker 1: a girls trip if you can't fight.
Speaker 5: Don't go on the girls trip with people that you
Speaker 5: don't trust and love.
Speaker 1: Man, you just never know though. You just never know
Speaker 1: what type of bullshit people on. You just never know.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I would say, maybe go on trips
Speaker 1: with people. You've been on trips before, You've already been
Speaker 1: out of town with them, You already know what it's
Speaker 1: hitting for. Try to go with family. I got cousins
Speaker 1: that are like family members. I mean, I got cousins
Speaker 1: that are friends. I mean, I got cousins that are
Speaker 1: more like my friends. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I like family.
Speaker 1: And your god, cousins that aren't family.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Well, we're glad you're okay, man, But we know you.
Speaker 5: I know you personally, and I know you'll fight real quick.
Speaker 1: Let's see what else we got.
Speaker 8: Hi, ladies, I'm calling in to give you my girls top.
Speaker 8: I'm fire my girls trips.
Speaker 4: From hell.
Speaker 8: So it was about three years ago. We went on
Speaker 8: a four yearth birthday girls trip to Mexico and our
Speaker 8: rooms were supposed to be to tour room, but they
Speaker 8: ended up giving us a clean bed instead of two
Speaker 8: double beds, so the girl I was rooming.
Speaker 6: With had to sleep.
Speaker 8: We had to keep in the same bed.
Speaker 6: So you know, I'm cool with that, not a big deal.
Speaker 8: We still had a great time. So throughout the trips,
Speaker 8: she's not being careful about the Mexican water, like we
Speaker 8: know you have to be careful when consuming Mexican waters.
Speaker 8: So she's in the pool like blowing bubbles, like dunking
Speaker 8: her head under, which is discussing for one because we've
Speaker 8: all been in the pool for hours and no one
Speaker 8: has left, so you know, they've been peeing in that pool.
Speaker 6: So that was a mess.
Speaker 8: And then she's drinking the water out the glasses in
Speaker 8: the world, like you need to be careful. You know,
Speaker 8: Mexican water is not purified.
Speaker 4: Be careful.
Speaker 8: So the last night, she jumps up out of bed
Speaker 8: and she's scrambling, and I'm like, what's going on. She's
Speaker 8: like nothing, nothing, and she runs to the bathroom and
Speaker 8: then I just kind of go back to sleep, like okay,
Speaker 8: and then I roll over and I see something.
Speaker 6: Wet and she ships the bed and they got on me.
Speaker 4: He ships on me.
Speaker 8: It was horrible.
Speaker 4: And that's my girl's trip horror story.
Speaker 8: So don't drink the water in Mexico, all right, Like,
Speaker 8: I don't know what's.
Speaker 1: Funny is I don't know what's funny, the like her
Speaker 1: getting shitted on or the fact that she's calling it
Speaker 1: Mexican water. Don't drink some Mexican water.
Speaker 2: Well it is in Mexico, which would make it in
Speaker 2: Mexican water, all right, baby. If I would have rolled
Speaker 2: over into a doodo, baby, I don't know, we might
Speaker 2: have had to square up because that's just I'm so mad.
Speaker 5: Now, why would you to be mad? Rolling in somebody's
Speaker 5: ship is really, I don't know, infuriating for me.
Speaker 1: I'm such a mama, Like if somebody got physically sick
Speaker 1: like that, like I'm trying to help them clean up,
Speaker 1: like I understand automatically, Like I'm not like real mad
Speaker 1: at them because they fell sick. It's doodo. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be mad. I'm like, girl, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna be trying to call and get the
Speaker 1: fucking sheets changed and stuff like that. I would not
Speaker 1: like beast out on her when she's already fucked up,
Speaker 1: like bit shit, I tell you stop drinking that fucking water.
Speaker 1: No compassion now that doodo in my hair and a
Speaker 1: queen's size better Dad, It wasn't even enough space between
Speaker 1: them bitches, right, doodoo in your hair as wow? No
Speaker 1: did she say she had doodo in her hair?
Speaker 5: She just said she ship on me.
Speaker 1: So I just imagine like dude dripping off bangs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't think I would squirrel up, especially
Speaker 2: if someone was cool, but I definitely would be.
Speaker 5: Upset and I might yell at you.
Speaker 1: I might yell at you.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna lie. I wouldn't hit you, but I
Speaker 5: might yell at you. Doodoo on me is insane. Doodoo
Speaker 5: on me?
Speaker 1: But why didn't you tell her you just hopped out
Speaker 1: the bed and resh. Maybe she didn't know it came out.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was like half sleep.
Speaker 5: Maybe she didn't know I got in the bed. Maybe
Speaker 5: she thought was just all over her and not shard it.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 5: We think of sex in the city when Charlotte ship
Speaker 5: herself at.
Speaker 1: The y'all, I'm so fucking stupid. My homegirl, Shelley, Hey shall,
Speaker 1: I love you so much so Shelley uh invited us
Speaker 1: on a birthday trip to do We go to port
Speaker 1: he to Puerto Rico one year, and I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I hadn't used a bathroom the whole time we was
Speaker 1: in Puerto Rico. Two girl, yeah, number two. When I
Speaker 1: finally used the bathroom right before the club, this thing
Speaker 1: was so big, it wrapped around like I had never
Speaker 1: it was alien, dude, I promise, I'm sorry, y'all. I
Speaker 1: had to tell us I couldn't believe the piece of ship.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a piece of ship. It was like the
Speaker 1: whole ship.
Speaker 5: It was like I couldn't believe it was.
Speaker 1: Yes, amazing, this was what year was this? But y'all,
Speaker 1: every year for Shelley's birthday, which has been very like
Speaker 1: several years, I send her that picture because.
Speaker 5: You seen your ship for her birthday.
Speaker 1: Hold on when I sat while I was using it,
Speaker 1: like when I finished, I was so surprised that it
Speaker 1: was that big. I ran, I'm like, Shelley, come here,
Speaker 1: you want to you want to see something? You want
Speaker 1: to see how like I just let out the biggest
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, she came to see it, but
Speaker 1: I took a picture of it. So every year on
Speaker 1: her birthday, I sent her that fucking picture and say,
Speaker 1: never forget.
Speaker 5: You're insane. You're insane sending somebody. I wouldn't even send
Speaker 5: it to your ass.
Speaker 1: I know you want to see it. Though I know
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I had never seen not out of
Speaker 1: me that big. No, I just maybe double wraps.
Speaker 2: Did you see my close friends that I uh the
Speaker 2: story I told about the poop I saw at my Like,
Speaker 2: this man came out of the bathroom in the salon
Speaker 2: where I work at and it was the biggest.
Speaker 5: Dude I ever seen in my life. I didn't even
Speaker 5: know that dude, who could be that size? Like actually
Speaker 5: this here thick around, like, oh my god, I want
Speaker 5: to call guinness.
Speaker 1: That's actually a sign of being healthy, because a lot
Speaker 1: of times you're booboo. Sorry y'all to make this like crazy,
Speaker 1: it was like broken up. That means you're not clearing.
Speaker 1: You're not when you get like a big, whole long
Speaker 1: one like that's the size of your intestine, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like you get a big like huge.
Speaker 5: That almost made me want to be gay. I ain't
Speaker 5: gonna lie like I don't want nobody who do could
Speaker 5: look like that? That story we got really crazy with
Speaker 5: the ship.
Speaker 3: With the ship all right, So this is a very short,
Speaker 3: quick corn of story. Me and three of my friends
Speaker 3: we went on a cabin trip in Tennessee, UH for
Speaker 3: the weekend, well four days so yeah, for the weekend.
Speaker 3: And one of the days we were like turning up
Speaker 3: by and drinking. Most of us was drunk, and one
Speaker 3: one of my friends stepped on our balcony and there
Speaker 3: was like woods like kind of towards the back area
Speaker 3: of the balcony, and she kept saying she thought she
Speaker 3: seen like.
Speaker 4: This big ass like bunny.
Speaker 6: Like.
Speaker 3: She was like, I just did this bunny. It was
Speaker 3: so big, and we was like, girl, what are you't
Speaker 3: you talking about? Because she was drunk, We all drunk.
Speaker 3: She was like, no, it looked like a person, but
Speaker 3: it was like a bunny.
Speaker 7: So we're like, okay, we're gonna keep on the lookout
Speaker 7: and for this bunny.
Speaker 6: But we trying to pay her no mid.
Speaker 3: So the next day or the next night, you know,
Speaker 3: same thing. We're like vibing or whatever. And towards the
Speaker 3: night time it had to be like twelve o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning, I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 6: In the time, we see this damn bunny again.
Speaker 7: It's like a man. I'm assuming it's a man and
Speaker 7: a bunny costume, like standing in the woods.
Speaker 6: We were so freaked out.
Speaker 1: It was so scary.
Speaker 8: You know, we're black.
Speaker 7: So we like, oh, hell, now we need to figure
Speaker 7: out what we to do because if this bunny try
Speaker 7: to come and get us, like we're literally looking at
Speaker 7: the bunny us.
Speaker 3: It looks so creepy, so scary.
Speaker 5: Never experienced us like this before.
Speaker 6: A day of my life.
Speaker 7: So me and my other friends thought like, let's get
Speaker 7: our speaker and like play like gun sounds, like off
Speaker 7: of YouTube, Like let's google some gun.
Speaker 3: Sounds so this person can think that we have a gun,
Speaker 3: like because why the hell.
Speaker 6: Would you wear a bunny suit and be in the woods.
Speaker 6: Like I don't know if it was a prank or
Speaker 6: a joke. So we played the little gun sounds and
Speaker 6: he just hopped his way on off. And this was
Speaker 6: towards the end of our trip.
Speaker 4: So obviously we didn't see the bunny again.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, we will not go.
Speaker 7: Back to that cabin because they like to play. But
Speaker 7: we had them gun sounds, so we were fine.
Speaker 6: But yep, that was our little horror story.
Speaker 1: Not an actual horror story.
Speaker 5: That's really a horror story.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, imagine like because you know we be on
Speaker 2: trips doing drugs and stuff like that, I'd be like, yo,
Speaker 2: these shrooms is wild and like them all for right time.
Speaker 5: But she is so really in a bunny suit in
Speaker 5: the woods.
Speaker 4: That's scary.
Speaker 1: In the middle of the He's that that bunny is
Speaker 1: lucky because if I don't got to get on a plane,
Speaker 1: just know that I have a pistol with me. Just
Speaker 1: know if I'm driving and got guns now flying, I
Speaker 1: might try to tuck my little crazy ass knife I have.
Speaker 1: But if I'm like driving someplace like you the fuck
Speaker 1: around got shot.
Speaker 5: In no woods.
Speaker 1: Dog if he made one wrong movement away the wrong.
Speaker 5: Way, take one hot this way. Motherfucker. You're hopping over,
Speaker 5: but you're living back, bitch.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Imagine you think your friend tripping, y'all doing
Speaker 1: some shrooms and some shit. You think she tripping, But
Speaker 1: it's a real life.
Speaker 5: Man out there in a bunny suit.
Speaker 1: But I remember that though from a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: I think it was Greenville, North Carolina in it somewhere.
Speaker 1: People were reporting seeing in multiple places, so it had
Speaker 1: to be multiple people doing the ship dressed up in
Speaker 1: these fucking bunny suits like pennywise, not bunny suits like
Speaker 1: clown suits. Not it wasn't a bunny suit, was actually
Speaker 1: clown suits randomly in the woods. Yes, kids were seeing
Speaker 1: them like that is that is very dangerous around me.
Speaker 5: That would have ruined my trip. I would have been
Speaker 5: ready to go, right. But that was innovative for them
Speaker 5: to like put their speaker out there like.
Speaker 1: It ain't no speaker, not even a bowls speaker that's
Speaker 1: gonna sound loud enough like a pistol. But he wasn't
Speaker 1: sure he got the funk about of there there, So
Speaker 1: that was quick thinking on your behalf, not hopped out
Speaker 1: of there. All right, y'all, we want to take one
Speaker 1: more call and get the fuck up out of here.
Speaker 6: Hold on a second, yeah, let me call and give
Speaker 6: my quick little one two. Okay, y'all. Was back in college.
Speaker 6: I shall have known from when we were getting ready
Speaker 6: to even head to the airport that morning. It was
Speaker 6: four of us turned up being five of us, this
Speaker 6: fat like one of the girls broke the luggage. I
Speaker 6: was like, lord, this is bout y'all.
Speaker 11: We get down there, Yes, who ain't got no money?
Speaker 11: The fifth girl that was added on quote unquote, she said,
Speaker 11: we want in Miami. She quote unquote says that she
Speaker 11: lost her card at one of the little dactory places, y'all.
Speaker 11: So one of the other girls like bothered her the
Speaker 11: entire weekend. But I felt like she did that because
Speaker 11: she knew that girl got her income back back, so
Speaker 11: she was just running her pocket.
Speaker 6: But long story short, I ain't been no girl's trip
Speaker 6: in a minute. Like you gotta be family, my sister
Speaker 6: or some I can't do no more girls trips and
Speaker 6: it's so funny. I don't know what it is about
Speaker 6: Miami that had a girl swallowing out, but AnyWho, I
Speaker 6: just wanted to keep it short quick.
Speaker 5: Tell y'all.
Speaker 4: I love y'all.
Speaker 6: And you can't wait all right, by y'all.
Speaker 5: We let you too, girl, we do. That's crazy. Ain't
Speaker 5: not worse than a bitch coming somewhere without no money?
Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? I can't I can't even
Speaker 1: like leave the house to go like, I can't function
Speaker 1: when I don't have any money. I couldn't imagine being
Speaker 1: some girl. Right. A nigga called me looking on He
Speaker 1: facetimed me from Paradise face time, me from Paradise asking
Speaker 1: to borrow money, something about his card. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you like one of them girls who be going
Speaker 1: out of telling them? I guess men do the same
Speaker 1: type of shit, because I think he was like on
Speaker 1: some type of somebody's bachelor party or something like that.
Speaker 1: But you went to Paradise because I see the palm
Speaker 1: trees in the back. He could have been with a bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you calling me on FaceTime. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5: And then if I see you the money. If your
Speaker 5: card don't work, how you're gonna use it?
Speaker 1: Hey, exactly, you don't have no money, sir. That's what happened.
Speaker 5: And you out there trying to save face and calling
Speaker 5: every bitch you think you can finish.
Speaker 1: Boy, y'all, stay y'all asked at home. If you don't
Speaker 1: have no money, and I go to men and women,
Speaker 1: stay your ass at the goddamn house. It is happening.
Speaker 2: The girl had got her little income text checking, you
Speaker 2: just running up her shit?
Speaker 1: Damn not you finessing people on the trip. Man, you
Speaker 1: got no money? She might she probably didn't have any money.
Speaker 1: And still do you think she just was trying to
Speaker 1: cuff her money.
Speaker 5: She probably ain't have none and just wanted to go anyway.
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing, Like I'd be having second hand embarrassment and
Speaker 1: I would be the fucking food covering this bitch.
Speaker 5: You sure would, because it would be.
Speaker 1: Me, y'all. I wanted to throw in there right quick,
Speaker 1: like you know, we loved, we love a nice article
Speaker 1: around this bitch. But how do you plan a girl's
Speaker 1: trip without ruining your friendships? I want to run do
Speaker 1: that right quick. And look, money is number one, what
Speaker 1: is the budget? Okay, where are we going and what's
Speaker 1: the budget for the trip? I feel like people end
Speaker 1: up with these horror stories because they just go on
Speaker 1: these impromptu trips. Is not organizing, right, Yes.
Speaker 2: And your budget might not be the next person's budget,
Speaker 2: and that's okay, but y'all just have to communicate that.
Speaker 1: Yes. So I say plan like, start with if you
Speaker 1: just really just want three people on this trip, start
Speaker 1: with five, right, because.
Speaker 5: Start with seven because it's gonna end up three, right,
Speaker 5: and start.
Speaker 1: There so you can get the serious people on the trip,
Speaker 1: like who's actually going to pay? Who's actually gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: have money on the trip? I really don't know. None
Speaker 1: of my friends is going anywhere without money.
Speaker 2: I'm going on I'm going to Naple tomorrow to meet
Speaker 2: my sister, right, And I was like, okay, where's the hotel?
Speaker 5: We're going on a wine train, right? So I said
Speaker 5: send me the whole tell you.
Speaker 2: Saying that so I can book my room at the
Speaker 2: same hotel. So she sees me the hotel that shiit
Speaker 2: a thousand dollars a night.
Speaker 5: I was like, girl, who the fuck you playing with?
Speaker 1: Are ain't going to their honeymoons.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I said, bitch, Is this a honeymoon?
Speaker 5: When y'all see my pictures from my fabulous room? Just no,
Speaker 5: I'm in my sister room taking pictures. I'm down the
Speaker 5: street at the Comfort. But these pictures is from her suite,
Speaker 5: and you ain't.
Speaker 1: Saying no Comfort sweets do got some good ass pillows.
Speaker 1: As they used to work out of town, we would
Speaker 1: stay at Comfort. See a thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: I had to look twice like is that a type book?
Speaker 1: Ah, you better not be saying I got that.
Speaker 5: No, I'm joking. I'm gonna stay there. I'm gonna stay
Speaker 5: there with them in their.
Speaker 1: Room, the room number one. Don't be trying to bunk
Speaker 1: and somebody else got the room you wasn't invited to.
Speaker 5: Exactly, They're gonna be like, we're fucking here for a
Speaker 5: thousand dollars. You can't stay in here, all right, y'all.
Speaker 1: So set proper goals for your trip. That's the first thing.
Speaker 1: Decide the budget of this trip, so everybody knows how
Speaker 1: much money is needed for the hotels. Like you gotta
Speaker 1: like kind of get it organized, get you a group
Speaker 1: chat together, start sending the places. Let everybody agree on
Speaker 1: what they pockets can do. Okay, and you want to
Speaker 1: create like a few different options, so people can, you know,
Speaker 1: have some shit to choose from. Be flexible, Shit changes right,
Speaker 1: plans change people, money change, Be flexible. Communicate. If y'all
Speaker 1: have like all these excursions and all this shit, just
Speaker 1: everybody don't got to do all the things right because
Speaker 1: I don't want to go on a trip sometimes I
Speaker 1: want to relax on a trip, Like I don't want
Speaker 1: to wake up six o'clock every morning doing shit like
Speaker 1: what are we going to sleep?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Where are we gonna lay down? Like that's my favorite
Speaker 1: part of any trip is fucking laying down.
Speaker 2: A Hey, when bitches be trying to peer pressure to
Speaker 2: drink first thing when you wake up in the morning,
Speaker 2: get out my face.
Speaker 5: I ain't even brush my here. You come with to
Speaker 5: keep a shot, I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not taking it. I know how to
Speaker 1: say no. And it's a complete fucking statement because I
Speaker 1: don't want to feel sick early in the daytime. My
Speaker 1: body can't handle liquor like that.
Speaker 4: No more.
Speaker 1: Keep an open mind. Okay, So the bitch you want
Speaker 1: to get on some dick just litter, like, don't be hating. Okay,
Speaker 1: we know y'all married.
Speaker 5: And don't be judging their outsits and what they doing.
Speaker 5: Just that. Let them live. That's their life as long
Speaker 5: as they safe. Let them live. I hate that.
Speaker 1: And the last thing is have fucking fun. Don't be
Speaker 1: whack on the trip, Okay. Don't be sitting on your
Speaker 1: phone on the cell phone with other people that ain't
Speaker 1: there the whole damn time, waiting on other.
Speaker 5: People to make it fun for you. I would like
Speaker 5: this place ain't fun. I always like, bitch, I am
Speaker 5: the fun. I'm displaced because i'm here.
Speaker 1: I think that's why people invite me on trips, because
Speaker 1: they know it's gonna be a good It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a good time every time.
Speaker 5: We're gonna make it fun. Oh yeah, damn, how wack
Speaker 5: it is? We got to make it fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just spend a thousand dollars for this room.
Speaker 5: I'm about to have a good motherfucking time. You gotta
Speaker 5: be fucked up.
Speaker 1: She was supposed to tell you that yhoe was a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I called her.
Speaker 5: I was like, did you did you remember pay this price?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: I didn't have to pay for it. Oh, must be
Speaker 5: motherfucking nice.
Speaker 1: How long you how many days y'all staying too?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Oh, girl? The fuck like.
Speaker 1: I'm going to New Zealand in a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: and all I gotta pay for is a plane ticket.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy about that. I have accommodations. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sleeping in the bed with my homegirl in her apartment.
Speaker 5: I'm paying.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get down a thousand dollars room for one
Speaker 2: night and then the second night. Y'all better fuck on
Speaker 2: the first night because I'm coming over there with y'all
Speaker 2: for the second night.
Speaker 1: Now, they can't have sex both nights on they damn trip,
Speaker 1: No shame, y'all have fun. That's my last last. Have fun,
Speaker 1: go play. This is what people you know, love and trust.
Speaker 1: And we got damn uh buggaboos at the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bring money, Bring more money and more money, and at
Speaker 1: least have a nigga on deck that's gonna send you
Speaker 1: some money.
Speaker 2: And I can appreciate, right, I can appreciate a matching day.
Speaker 2: I can appreciate that on a girl's strip.
Speaker 1: No tell me in advance, don't let me get there
Speaker 1: and it's three y'all with some ship and you ain't nobody.
Speaker 2: No, no, you gotta you gotta plan it. You gotta
Speaker 2: put that in the itinerary. We wearing new, we wearing new,
Speaker 2: we going new, or we wearing new?
Speaker 5: Which one is it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like your kind of playing clothes too, Like, let
Speaker 1: me what you're gonna wear. Yeah, I like that too.
Speaker 6: Mmm.
Speaker 1: Nobody feels left out, everybody participating, And I feel like
Speaker 1: at this age, is that is that happening with the
Speaker 1: older girls? Yeah, older women, Yes, it's still happening. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the bad girl strips. Is that still
Speaker 1: happening with our age group?
Speaker 2: You know, I haven't been on a bad girls trip
Speaker 2: in as long. That was like that Beyonce Disney Shall
Speaker 2: That was a long time ago. So I haven't had
Speaker 2: a bad girls trip. But then I haven't been on
Speaker 2: a lot of.
Speaker 5: Girls trips either. I'll be going on trips with men.
Speaker 5: But when I but the last year we went for
Speaker 5: my friend Kima's birthday. We had so much fun. We
Speaker 5: went to Houston. It was a large group of girls.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about about fifteen of us, and we had
Speaker 2: a blast. But These are all thirties, you know, late thirties,
Speaker 2: so ain't nobody?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it gets a little different the older you get,
Speaker 1: because I haven't had like at this big age. All
Speaker 1: my trips be good and we'll be chilling, relaxing on drugs.
Speaker 5: Right, good times, good times. Yes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what time said? That ship is a damn tongue twister. Anyway, y'all.
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