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Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig

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Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio

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Speaker 1: show man. God is in a blessing business. I'm in

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Speaker 1: wakes me up with because I finally, but I finally

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Speaker 1: for granted. The fact that you are up today, the

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Speaker 1: Whatever it is, the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's a blessing Man. I was talking

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Speaker 1: came to me last night of what my life has

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Here's the nephew with today's prank. Phone call

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Speaker 1: what you got for us? And have come on? Well, Schuley,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it up for lent. Yeah what what? What?

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Speaker 1: go care though. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing all right? Everything cool? Yeah, everything good man,

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Speaker 1: But what I wanted to say, man, is trying to

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? What na? She didn't set me up? Man? Man,

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Speaker 1: many and flip your cups in your bear walk you know,

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Speaker 1: good hair wearing. So we outside. Damn they're undressed. I

421
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Speaker 1: just got the vote. Vote dog, I can't get nothing

422
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Speaker 1: in right. That was wow over the girls house with

423
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Speaker 1: the roaches. God, Yes, coming out more of the Steve

424
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

425
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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right now? Tell me what is this about?

426
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: You wanting to help men stay out of trouble? You

427
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Speaker 1: want to share a little in time one of my boys, Yes, sir,

428
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Speaker 1: one of my boys. Are you talking about this? This

429
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Speaker 1: wouldn't be from somebody who stays, you know he wants

430
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Speaker 1: to help men, okay out of trouble. Imagine things and

431
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Speaker 1: you notice you you you, you come on nine. There's

432
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Speaker 1: certain things that can get you in trouble that you

433
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Speaker 1: need to be aware of. Certain little items that can

434
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Speaker 1: get you in trouble. Receipts. You don't keep receipts, burn

435
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Speaker 1: all your receipts. These are things that you must know

436
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be player. Player, Damn you get rid

437
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: of the no receipts receipts for you. You can, you can,

438
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Speaker 1: you can't write off Okay, no stuff, got to take it.

439
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: You gotta take the faith for the team. All right,

440
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: watch this and everybody liked to keep one or two

441
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Speaker 1: on their phone pictures get rid of than the dog

442
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Speaker 1: gone pictures. That right, it's shrewd everdence that your buck

443
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Speaker 1: can get caught. Helly, absolutely, now here go one from

444
00:28:50,400 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: my uncle's book, glitter. Glitter will get everything. Keep. You

445
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: can't have no glitter on you because you can't see

446
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: the certain angles. Yeah. Boy, back in two thousand, I

447
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: can't work one morning for two days in a row.

448
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: Sirley was going, you need to really need to get

449
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: somebody's glitter. Yes, answer, hold on, you went to work, yes, Shirley.

450
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: Shirley said, Steve, really really glitter all in my hell everywhere.

451
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: It was everywhere. But you act like on my neck?

452
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: Would you coming to work out like you ain't did nothing?

453
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: She said, Steve, what is this all on you. Huh.

454
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: And you know what, you can take two three showers

455
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Speaker 1: and glitter. You cannot get the glit off. This one

456
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: is one junior shouldn't know when you have a count

457
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: you had that package and tear that cone off. That

458
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: little coner got to get to the trade that little

459
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: cone because they're all no more conas like that. That

460
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: conal halls it a matter of fact. Don't tad off

461
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Speaker 1: and leave it attached to the back. Don't tear it off.

462
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: Don't come out tad off ninety eight percent of it. Yeah,

463
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: been a lot of divorces. Yeah, women are detectives. You

464
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: just take the little teen teen teen. Listen to me.

465
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Speaker 1: Your your woman can't have short hair and you got

466
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Speaker 1: long hair in the scene. You know what I'm saying. Oh,

467
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: you're dead. You're so freaking dead. You're trying to put

468
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Speaker 1: that on your body. That's from me. You tea something.

469
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Speaker 1: Don't have an eye land in your tooth? Have you have?

470
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: You had that already? Man, they're gonna I had a

471
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: whole our lash in the front, ain't you, Steve? Huh?

472
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: And they're just smiling. What's happening? You know? We don't

473
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: miss anything, you know, that they do not. Okay, now

474
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: here's another one. What a bobby pin can break up

475
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: a relationship? I'm just telling yeah, you have no reason

476
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: to have a bobby pin in your house, your head.

477
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: Ah you all earring back right? Oh that's yeah, that's

478
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, that's really small. They leave the Yeah,

479
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: they leave them. Yes, they do. Take another one too.

480
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Speaker 1: Her jacket can't be left in your cloth. Jack you

481
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Speaker 1: got and if if she do, you got to burn

482
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,479
Speaker 1: this jacket. So who jacket is this? You didn't even

483
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Speaker 1: know who's in now what? Wait a minute, I know

484
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:16,239
Speaker 1: you didn't burn my jacket on the pillar. Oh they

485
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: got to be washed right after. Make up any of

486
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: that on the pillow, Burn that pillar to This is

487
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: Tommy with his advice to mend to stay black tip

488
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Speaker 1: off the end of a high heel shoe. Can all

489
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: of that bags from a store that you know dog on? Well,

490
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: that ain't where you shopping that bag right there? You

491
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: know how people take a bag folding up when they're

492
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: gonna use it later, put it on the cart. Huh

493
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: that bag? Get rid of that bag for you? Okay,

494
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: I got one elite press on the nail. Nail they

495
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: stay yeah, more popular than ever. Empty egg and I

496
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: got busted with that one one time, the eggs. I

497
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: had an empty egg in the trash one time. Oh yeah,

498
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Speaker 1: O lord, I couldn't explain. What did you end up saying?

499
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: You just just kick that one. I had bought it.

500
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: I had waves back then, and I had bought one

501
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: for to make my waves set and I had make

502
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: a wave cat. Oh that was it. Yeah, that was good.

503
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: That is quick. She didn't buy it, though, but it

504
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: was a lie. She asked me where the rest of

505
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: the pennant? Well, where'd you throw them away? Because the

506
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: egg is in the try right right? I threw him

507
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: out the window. Yeah. It was a good line, but

508
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: it didn't work. I know. Fell over the next day

509
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Speaker 1: with some panted holes on trying to prove my cake. Oh,

510
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Speaker 1: Julia told a whole tv'all off the wall, boy, come

511
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Speaker 1: on you come on your tv V. I'm told a

512
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Speaker 1: whole flat screen al, thank you, coming up more of

513
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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening

514
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: to the Steve Morning Show and it's time now to

515
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: play around of would you rather let's just jump right in,

516
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 1: would you rather have the details of your financial life

517
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:43,479
Speaker 1: or your love life made public? Show all the money.

518
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we got I'm going on these banks

519
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: see everything. M y sir, and the quiet one, the

520
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: rich man. Would you, who's very quiet? Would you rather

521
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: have the details of your financial life or of your

522
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: love life be made public? Yeah? And we're waiting, deep breathing,

523
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 1: Go ahead and jump you tell people jump either way? Yeah,

524
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: you do what it don't matter, you don't really matter.

525
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: Or go to prison for four years. It's that option. No,

526
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: there's no SERI. You're willing to go to prison? Deep anyway?

527
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: You anyway? So I probably have to go on it.

528
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: Do the money. Yeah, yeah, I had to go and

529
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: show the money. What hure? Why we don't ask y'all?

530
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: Why we don't ask you all these questions? Sometime? Because

531
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: for the comedians on this, Yeah, okay, that's why. Rather,

532
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get you know nothing about me. I want

533
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: to see he going over it in his going to

534
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: pay fifteen and look at this on the fifth row,

535
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 1: be a shocks. Where was y'all have your finances? Yeah?

536
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: Yeah for the next next for the field, Oh we're

537
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: getting out of this one. Okay. Would you rather? Uh?

538
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: Would you I'd rather know the questions ahead attack Would

539
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: you rather eat pizza or ice cream as the only

540
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: food for eternity? Pick one? Would you rather eat pizza? Pizza,

541
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 1: pizza piz. I love ice cream and I'm topping yeah.

542
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: Soon as I get up in the morning, I got

543
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: to eat some day lunch. I'm running out of favor

544
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: rich or something. They're both dairy. All right, thanks guys,

545
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: that's today's edition of would you Rather You're Listening? Show?

546
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go for ask the Cello. This

547
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Speaker 1: one is from Julio and DeSoto, Texas. Julio says, I'm

548
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: a forty seven year old man and I've never been married,

549
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: and I don't have any children. My brother's got married

550
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Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen and a double ceremony. I have a

551
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: domestic partnership with a lady that I've been with for

552
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: six years. She's never pressured me about a wedding, but

553
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: she's told my mother she'd love to marry me. Should

554
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: I stay quiet until she brings it up? Or should

555
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: I reaffirm to her that I don't want to get married.

556
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: I hate to be wasting her time. Hey man, why

557
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: don't you tell her that? Dead? Yeah? Why don't you

558
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: tell her you don't want to be married and you

559
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: would just what he called it, domestic partnership partnership. Yeah,

560
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: but she wants to be married, but you want a

561
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: domestic partnership. That's why you ain't never been married and

562
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: ain't gotten I don't feel I'll tell her. I'll tell

563
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: her for your ass. I'll tell her better man, I

564
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: will tell her take the weight off of you. But

565
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: you should have told her that six years ago too. Yeah,

566
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: you are wasting her time, you know, for six years

567
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: and she didn't told your mama she want to get married.

568
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she hadn't said that to you am

569
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, Julio. I can't imagine she would

570
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: go to your mama with it and ain't saying it

571
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: to you. I ain't got nothing for you, Julio. You

572
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: ain't got no kids. You go what you want at

573
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 1: forty seven. He's forty seven, Steve, he shouldn't know something now, man,

574
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: both Felicia. This one's from Felicia in New Orleans. She says,

575
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: I'm a new luet and my husband and I moved

576
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: to his hometown recently, where he has three female friends

577
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: that he's known since childhood. I get along with them,

578
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: but I need him to set some boundaries with them.

579
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: One of them is a chef, and she insists that

580
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: he comes over at least once a week to pick

581
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: up a plate. He loves to rave about how good

582
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: her food is. My husband will meet up with the

583
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: women for drinks, and I find out about it after

584
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: the fact. He says they're like sisters and I have

585
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about. He doesn't get it. So should

586
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: I talk to these ladies directly? No, nope, nope. See,

587
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: you didn't marry the ladies. You married your husband. You

588
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: and your husband took to vows to leave all others

589
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: and cleave only unto you. That was his vows. Now,

590
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: before you got married, did he tell you, yeah, these girlfriends,

591
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna cut them loose and you married him anyway?

592
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: Or did you discover the three girlfriends when you moved

593
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 1: back to his hometown. M coming over to the house cooking.

594
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: I can't no where in hell I can go in

595
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: there and tell Mardie, I'm going over this girl's house

596
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: for dinner. We're friends. That man, man, you know, that's

597
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: the next thing. My friend is man Shirley been friends

598
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: for twenty years. I ain't ever been over to her house,

599
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: and Lord knows, I wouldn't go over there to eat

600
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: good because I wouldn't be cooking. Would be even crazy

601
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: if I said to Mark, I'm going to shirley house

602
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: to eat. I thought you said Sharley couldn't cook. Something

603
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 1: was up? All right? All right, here we go, Rilero

604
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: and queens like that name Rolero. I moved back to

605
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Speaker 1: New York after living in my amy for a few years.

606
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: I bought a small condo, and now that I'm all

607
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: settled in, I'm miserable because I have a white neighbor

608
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: that is rude and racist. When he first saw me

609
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: in the building, he asked me if I was visiting someone,

610
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: and I told him I lived there. His response was,

611
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: how is that possible? I ignored him. He doesn't speak

612
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: in passing and didn't hold a door for me. One day.

613
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: I'm twenty six years old and I've never encountered racism

614
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: like this? How should I handle this guy? You've never

615
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: encountered racism, well, Wilaro, welcome to America. Yeah, it's been

616
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: here for a while, Laro. The fact that you've never

617
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: seen it before. Very surprising to me. I know it's

618
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: gonna take your while to adjust, but he not fitted

619
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: like your ass for no reason. Now, as a Christian everywhere,

620
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: you're supposed to love your neighbors. I got that. It

621
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: did not say you had to likechaem talked to him,

622
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: play with them, or help them up when they fall

623
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: down the steps that you accidentally tripped him. Hello, that

624
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: you aid, I'm sorry, ain't speaking. You ain't even got

625
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: to say I'm sorry. Wow, all right, thank you. See Elo,

626
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: you're listening to Day Morning show coming up at the

627
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: top of the hour about four minutes after. It's my

628
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today subjects doggie style, lifestyle, not what

629
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: you think, boy down, boy down, Boy down, Boy down boy. Okay,

630
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: it is April Fool's Day today though, and the nephew

631
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: is here with today. What you got? Now? Can you

632
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: fix my roof? But that don't sound harmful. That's why

633
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah, can you fix

634
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: my roof? That's all I ask? Is it leaking or

635
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: something that's some issues? I'm saying no, But can you

636
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: fix my rood? That's all I want to know. Look

637
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: at my face I know, Carl. I always looking for

638
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: that hard left. Where you going with it? Though? And

639
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: it's always there Tommy? Yeah, well, well get ready for

640
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 1: the hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?

641
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: Let's go? Cat dog? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,

642
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,

643
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see

644
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man,

645
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Are you able to

646
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 1: come around the corner real quick and see about fixing

647
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah? This Sammy? Man? I

648
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: look like two streets over from you. You're you're Eduardo? Right? Yes? Okay, hey,

649
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: I need you to I gotta leak in my roof. Man,

650
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can come around here

651
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: and tell the little leak in your roof. What does

652
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: that have to do with me? No? No, I got

653
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: a leak in it. It doesn't have anything to do

654
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: with you. But I wanted to see if you could

655
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: come around here and fix it for me. How did

656
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: you get my number? Man? What I mean? Or where

657
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: do you think I'm? I would fix your roof. I

658
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: got your number from one of the neighbors. But you

659
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: you you you're you're Hispanic, right? Yeah, I know, I'm

660
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: I'm Hisspanical. I'm not from my spani I'm Mexican. If

661
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 1: that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, well what I'm American?

662
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: Mexican American? I mean, are you are you trying to

663
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: be funny or what? What are you talking about? Why

664
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: do I gotta go fix your roof? I mean when

665
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: you don't don't don't know. Mexican people know how to

666
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: do rules. You know what? Man, don't talk to me

667
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: like that. I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your worst nightmare.

668
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: Who do you do? Who? Who do you think you

669
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: can call me? Because I think it all Mexican fixed roofs.

670
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: And listen here, I'm not a roofer. I work at

671
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: a bank. Okay, you understand that. I understand you work

672
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: at a bank. But from I understand and then all

673
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: Hispanic people, I mean, what do you what do you?

674
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? I mean you late?

675
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: Do you lay pile at a bank? What do you?

676
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? Listen to you, ignorant,

677
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: I work at a bank. I'm a loan officer. I

678
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: am a dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay,

679
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: I'm a dangerous Mexican. You put the wrong person. Are

680
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: you that stupid? Huh? What is the matter with your school?

681
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? Where do you live? You

682
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: can't be one of my neighbors. I haven't seen a

683
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: retarded person walking around my neighborhood. Ladies, I'm two streets

684
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: over from you. Man, I'm I'm like I said, I

685
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: got a leak in my room and somebody gave me

686
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: your number. I thought all Hispanic people knew how to

687
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: fix rooms. Oh really, maybe if I don't cut your

688
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: classic taking the scale type of huh, would that be cool? Huh?

689
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: Why don't you come over to Mary? I'll tell you what. Look,

690
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: I man, you you you're taking this. You're taking this

691
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: the wrong way. I'm trying to give you some work. Man,

692
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to what all. I really wanted to see

693
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: if you could come over here and fix the leak.

694
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, That's that's really all I

695
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I heard, you know, the mostly

696
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: Hispanic people. You know all y'all most to know how

697
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: to do rufe? I mean, are you? Are you kidding me? Man?

698
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: You stupid? I work at a bank. I've got a degree.

699
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: You didn't hear me. You're one of them ignorant to

700
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: don't listen anything. I live in a nice neighborhood, man,

701
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: what do you do? You sell drugs to live in

702
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: this neighborhood. You pieces, look at this. You're making me

703
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 1: degrade myself by just talking to you. I don't do tyle.

704
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: I don't do construction. I don't fix rules. I'm not

705
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: a mechanic. I don't do yards. Okay, do you steal?

706
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being a construction worker for lane

707
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: brick or doing tile or doing rufe. And there's nothing

708
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: wrong with that. Man. I got a lot of relatives.

709
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: I've done those jobs myself, but I educated myself. Now

710
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: I've got a degree, and I work at a bank

711
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: as a loan officer. Don't you with me? Don't you

712
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: ever call me again? Hey? Hey, hey, I need English, Man,

713
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: I need English English? You what what what are you saying? Man?

714
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Hey? Man? Don't don't be upset

715
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: because I speak too languages and you speak what Oh,

716
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: you can probably speak pig lattin or something like that.

717
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: You know this. You don't what, man, I don't even

718
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't even like to talk like this. I've worked

719
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: at a bank. I gotta deal with customers every day,

720
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: and I deal with ignorant. I don't even like I

721
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: deal with ignorant, not a daily basis like you do.

722
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: They got playing with it, h man. I grew up

723
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: on the West Side. You need you need to watch

724
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: your tone. Okay, man, you hey, man, let me let

725
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: me let me ask you this though. Do you know Julio?

726
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: Do you know Julios? Yeah, I know Julios. That's that's

727
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: my curtain. Man. What does he have to do with Okay, okay,

728
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: Julio is the one that told me to call you.

729
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

730
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: Your cousins just got me the prank phone call you

731
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: nah man? I nah dude, naw man, that's what and what? Yeah? Man,

732
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: I listened to that show man. Y'all got me, man, Well,

733
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: I was ready to be a real mESC from the hood. Man. God, Holly,

734
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: you all right, man? You got me? Man, I was

735
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: gonna go back to be let my cousin boy. Man, Hey, man,

736
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: I got one more thing as you had war though,

737
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

738
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: show in the land as Steve Harvey in the morning Man,

739
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: he got me, Hey Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go, Man,

740
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: we'll tell your boy Steve towards the stay seattles with

741
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: those suits. Man ain't homeboards from the hood. Would love that, man,

742
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: he'd be one of the homeboys. Many Yeah, yeah, got

743
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: a problem, man, got what you asked? I told y'all

744
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: gonna make a hard left. Yeah, look at my face.

745
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: Play way too much? I know, I know. Just because

746
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: a man in Spanish does not give you the right

747
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: to call him and answer fix it's not right. This

748
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: one was not having it. I worked at the bank. Yeah,

749
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: you know what, it's my job. Sure, it's my job.

750
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: How many people, surely do you know it's the job

751
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: to be stupid? How many people you know? Oh, but

752
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people being stupid that we know.

753
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it's my job. Okay, you would

754
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: do it for free. You do it for free. Why

755
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: are you Why are you trying to bring my paycheck down?

756
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 1: Are you trying to do that. You're not. You ain't

757
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: gonna from my stupid You can't help it. Tom all

758
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: racialized crossing. I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate.

759
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: I am, I am not racist. I am hitting everybody.

760
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: So if you would like me the prank phone, call

761
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: one of your friends or your pasta or your co

762
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: worker or whatever. I always throw that in calling you.

763
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: You have to get the past what I'm saying. And

764
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: you know what, anybody, they're easy to find because they're

765
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: home now. So that's good. If you get that whole phone,

766
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If you get that whole phone,

767
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: you win it. Thomas Miles dot com. Click on the

768
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: prank button, leave me all your information. I call you,

769
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: we talk, we get our little story together, we decide

770
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, and the pranking begins. Thomas Miles

771
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: dot com. Stupidity and it's best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's

772
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: nothing better. Columbia South Calkilaki. Do you live first, baby

773
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 1: at the Coger That's right, the Coga Performing Arts Center.

774
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: The nephew would becoming that spit in the Polish dappa.

775
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 1: As you know, funny is all. Get out, get your

776
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: tickets there on sale right now. That is once again Columbia.

777
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: Stop kak and lockhead you live first. Think it's on

778
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: sale right now. You can get them at the box office.

779
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: You can get them at the ticket masks, I don't know.

780
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: You can get them around the corner at the bob shop.

781
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: You can get it at Burger King. I don't care

782
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: where you get it. You can get it because tickets

783
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: are on sale right now. Yeah, you know where you know? Anyway?

784
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: You can drive through they might have them now. Okay,

785
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: lie through, glide up through Popeyes, get you a two

786
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: piece of biscuit and U and tell them you want

787
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: two tickets to see time. I promise you somebody to

788
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: drive through. Probably got that for you. Okay, all right,

789
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Come on, it's time now when we

790
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: come back for the Strawberry Letter, subject doggy style lifestyle.

791
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: Wait to hear this one, okay, okay, we'll be back

792
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: with it right after this. You're listening to morning show.

793
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.

794
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,720
Speaker 1: If you need advice on your relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

795
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve RFM.

796
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: And click submit Strawberry Letter. It's just that easy. It's

797
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: just that simple. We could be reading your letter live

798
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one today. Okay, Barcolo,

799
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: hold on tight, we got it for you here. It

800
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: is a Strawberry letter, subject Doggie style lifestyle. Dear Stephen Shirley.

801
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: I am a twenty seven year old woman and I

802
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: just moved in with my boyfriend. We've been dating for

803
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: one year and we have a great relationship. But of

804
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: course there's an issue, or I wouldn't be writing you.

805
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: I love making is very good, but we are never alone.

806
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: When we're intimate, there's always four extra eyes very close by,

807
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:50,280
Speaker 1: staring at us. It's his dog. He has a Doberman

808
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,760
Speaker 1: and a German Shepherd, and these dogs are very spoiled

809
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: and run the house. When my boyfriend and I get

810
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: in the bed, they jump into. Since I moved in,

811
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,439
Speaker 1: my boyfriend has forced them to sleep on the floor

812
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: next to our bed. Since I didn't want them in

813
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: our bed, I have asked them. I have asked him

814
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: to put the dogs beds in the guest room so

815
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 1: they can sleep in there at night. But he says

816
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm being inconsiderate and silly. He says, they're dogs and

817
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: they don't understand what we're doing when we're intimate, but

818
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: it creeps me out. They always come right up to

819
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: the bed and stare at us the entire time. I

820
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: have asked my boyfriend over and over to close our

821
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,959
Speaker 1: bedroom door and keep them out while we have sex,

822
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: but he says they will wind the entire time and

823
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: spoil the mood. I think this is very weird. I

824
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: can't enjoy sex with these two big dogs breathing on us.

825
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: How can I get them out of our bedroom? Or

826
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: maybe I should go and let the dog stay. I

827
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:54,919
Speaker 1: didn't sign up for this doggie style life. Please help? Wow. Yeah,

828
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: I agree with you. This is weird. Okay, watching is watching.

829
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,959
Speaker 1: I don't care if it is dogs watching. I don't

830
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: care unless you're into that sort of thing, and clearly

831
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: you're not. This is weird. I mean, I think your

832
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: man should definitely put his dogs in another room or

833
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: give them something to do while you guys are doing it.

834
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 1: I think that's only normal. I mean, I know people

835
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: love their dogs, and they're crazy about their dogs, and

836
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: they treat them like people and all of that, but

837
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: this right here is ridiculous. You're uncomfortable, you know, it

838
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: makes you feel creeped out and everything. I think he's

839
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: being disrespectful to you, putting the dogs above you. I

840
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:40,399
Speaker 1: think he is, you know, because since you're officially moved

841
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: in now you know, I know, it hasn't been that long.

842
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: It's only been about a month or so, you say,

843
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: But guess what, it's your house too, so you get

844
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: to say something about you know, how you want your

845
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: house to be run. You're the woman of the house.

846
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: That means you shouldn't be uncomfortable in your own home.

847
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be uncomfortable in this relationship. It sounds like

848
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: he's disregarding your feelings. You don't want the dogs in

849
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: there during intimacy. He doesn't seem to have a problem

850
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 1: with it. Is this a deal breaker to you? If

851
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:15,439
Speaker 1: it is, you're gonna have to keep it moving, Steve. Well, well,

852
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: well let me just say this right here, if we

853
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: really in here, tell out some damn dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

854
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: they were were talking about in the bedroom dog. Now

855
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old ladies. She'd moved in with a boyfriend.

856
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: They've been dating for a year. They got a great relationship.

857
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: But like she said in her letter, you know, something

858
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: gotta be wrong that I wouldn't be writing y'all. I

859
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 1: love making this very good, but we're never alone. It's

860
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: always extra eyes, very close by. And it's two damn dogs.

861
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: Now these ain't chasing you know, you know shit suits

862
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: and these ain't little pick a knees Jesus Germans shepherds

863
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: and dobleman. Yeah, they took damn big ass dogs. Now

864
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,280
Speaker 1: all up in the here. You got these big dogs

865
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: in your house and you want them in the other room.

866
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: Now you had your you had your boyfriend kick him

867
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: out the bed. I didn't understand that they're getting up

868
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: in the bed now they ain't. Why we stay get

869
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: in the floor, his sheets, his best bread steak. Because

870
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: she let me explain something to you. Dogs smell like dogs.

871
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: I don't kill who the hell you bathe them every day?

872
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: Dogs still smell like dogs. Now, as soon as you

873
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: bathe them, they're okay. But don't let the hand run

874
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: outside and come back in. They goes outside and gets

875
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: a lot of dogs on them, and now they back

876
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: in the house. So now you want them in the

877
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: other room. You ask him to do that he says,

878
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: you're being inconsiderate. Wow, okay, Now, how is your man

879
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: and is he stupid? Don't you think they're around the

880
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: same age? How is your man and is he stupid?

881
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,959
Speaker 1: To tell your woman you being inconsiderate? Now, Shirley said

882
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: it right. Because you're the woman of the house. You

883
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: can't be uncomfortable in your own home ever. Ever. A

884
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: woman should never be uncomfortable in her home. Ever. I

885
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: got news for you. A man should never be uncomfortable

886
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: in their home ever. And your children deal with it.

887
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: But even a child wants to come home and be comfortable.

888
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's just in their room. Everybody

889
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: wants a place where they can go and be comfortable.

890
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: But the dogs can ain't have to run at the house.

891
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: Shirley's absolutely right. You deserve to have comfort in your

892
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: home and you can get it. I'm just gonna tell

893
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: you what's gonna happen during end of this thing if

894
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: we don't get the dogs out. I'm gonna just can

895
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: I wake up the other night with your Doberman licking

896
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: your hand? Man, it freaks you out. My damn, this

897
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: shot him through that sitting like Tom and Jay and

898
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: a cat carton. All right, we'll have part two if

899
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the hour

900
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: subject I'm the Strawberry letter today doggie style lifestyle right

901
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. All right, come on,

902
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letters. Steve y seven year old

903
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: man Tyler letter, is what your doggie style lifestyle? Wow?

904
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: She got moved in with a boyfriend. Been there for you.

905
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: Dogs is getting on the nerves because when they intimate,

906
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: the ain't never in the ruin by themselves there and

907
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: they're watching crying. Now she wants dogs to be put out.

908
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 1: He didn't told a girl he ain't putting them out

909
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: because she being inconsiderate and silly. What you think the

910
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 1: dog think? The dog don't even know what's happening. I

911
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: promise you that big ass is wanting. What is all

912
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: this moaning? What is all is driving? Why y'all naked?

913
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: You're fitting the heels. Next thing you know, you're gonna

914
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: have a dog moving in clothes because dogs like to sniff. Nah,

915
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you facts about dogs. That's their primary sense.

916
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: It's not feel, it's smell and taste. They gonna eventually

917
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: comes sniffing around. Now I'm a little edgy when the

918
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: dog is sniffing me with my clothes on. Now I'm

919
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:02,439
Speaker 1: somewhere ass naked. Well, I can't have is that little

920
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: cold ass nose touch me? You know the nose be cold? Yeah,

921
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 1: you on your back and all of a sudden you

922
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,919
Speaker 1: feel this little cold dot on your ass. We really

923
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: need this visual. Yeah, you need this visual because we

924
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: gotta get the dogs out this rule. Now I'm trying

925
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: to help this lady wrote this letter. Now you think

926
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: you're tripping right now. That's because they ain't moved in

927
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: to participate. But them dogs is fitting to participate. Oh

928
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: we played they thank y'all in the planning. They're gonna

929
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: want in on that. That's gonna start with the breathing.

930
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: Then it's gonna go to sniffing. They're gonna be smelling

931
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: your breath either. Now he might be all right with

932
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: that because he know how it probably had a little

933
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: cold nose on his ass before. I'm telling you he has.

934
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: He's been in that house with these dogs. You inconsider

935
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 1: you silly because he's softable. Yeah, he comfortable. They've been

936
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: in the back before she moved in. He's slepperty two,

937
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: big ass dog. They was taking in. My damn dog

938
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: smell like a dog. He got bad breath. Make go

939
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 1: get away from me. There are a lot of dog lovers,

940
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: Steve Dog, you can be a dog lover. This is

941
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 1: my joke. My joker is for people that ain't dog lovers.

942
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: This is my joke. Is not fun. Dog lovers, you

943
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: might not. I don't think that's fun at all. But

944
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: how high it is to me? She says, they're very

945
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: spoiled and they run the house. Hell yeah, they spoiled,

946
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 1: they run the house. But now here, come on. See

947
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: now we didn't breathed, and we'n sniff I ain't got

948
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: none to tell you said it wasn't next Now, okay,

949
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: if we hadn't done all the breathing and all the sniffing,

950
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 1: tell me what you have seen your dog do that

951
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: makes you uncomfortable? And every body is uncomfortable with it,

952
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,479
Speaker 1: even a dog lover. How many times you've been sitting

953
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: up there eating your plate and you look over there

954
01:01:54,120 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: and he snash. It's going to town man. Because Marjorie

955
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: loves dog, But damn bad. Sometimes we get in front

956
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: of that fireplace, and ain't nobody looking? And Bad just

957
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: started looking everywhere, and now Marjorie don't want a damn

958
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: dog no more? Stop it. Bad and Bad be looking

959
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: up like what do stop? And I'm looking at him going,

960
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah, if I could do that, you

961
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: could do? What if I could do what my dog dog?

962
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 1: God to myself? You know the moments I would have

963
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 1: been in hat You're so crazy, Steve, where you at?

964
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: I ain't coming in today's happening. I'm busy. I'm doing

965
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: it though. So now I ain't said nothing nasty. I'm

966
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 1: not said nothing cruel. I'm allowing you to write your

967
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: own joke on your way to work. But we all

968
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: know what our dogs do that embarrass us. Yeah, well

969
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: he gonna walk up to you and really embarrass you.

970
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: He said, Wait a minute, old Oh, everybody got the oh, oh,

971
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: everybody got the ears out. Now, Oh, there's what we're doing. First,

972
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: he's gonna start with jess itself. Oh, then what we're doing.

973
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: Dogs are smart. You've got to get these dogs out

974
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: of your bedroom because eventually they're gonna want to make

975
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 1: the want to participate. Is this a deal breaker? I

976
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: think it is now here's what I think you could do,

977
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: young ladies. This is I think you can solve the problem.

978
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 1: You're going to have to issue an ultimatum. Either you

979
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 1: put the dogs out of the bedroom and get comfortable

980
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 1: and make them get okay with being in the room.

981
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: They're gonna learn to stop the whining. They're gonna stop,

982
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: and if you don't get them used to it, then

983
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear my wine and we're gonna see which

984
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 1: one of these you like better, the dogs wine than

985
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: my wine, because my wining comes with consequences. I'm not

986
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 1: making love anymore in front of these damn dogs. I'm

987
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 1: not doing it now. I want to be with you,

988
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: but I'm not doing it anymore in front of these dogs. Period. Secondly,

989
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: if that don't work, here comes the other ultimatum. Either

990
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 1: you put the dogs out, I'll go out. Let me

991
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: go back to where I was until the dogs can

992
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: sleep on their own. Because all you want to say

993
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 1: have privacy. You didn't ask the man to get rid

994
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: of the dogs. You just ask him to move the

995
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: dogs around. So those are the ultimatums. I can't do

996
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: this anymore with these dogs. I'm uncomfortable. Call me silly

997
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: if you want to. But I tell you who really

998
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,959
Speaker 1: gonna look silly? You aren't there with them damn dogs

999
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: and y'all looking at each other now they can lick themselves,

1000
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: you can't. I got If we gotta get out of here,

1001
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter.

1002
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: It's Steve Harvey. F M. You're listening, all right? Come on?

1003
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 1: Steve introduced Jay as he murders another Jay, are brown

1004
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 1: all right to day's here. It's very it's very dead

1005
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 1: to me. And I got this from my buddy Steve.

1006
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: He said, my wife, Uh wear's the damn capri pants

1007
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 1: all the time, and he's really sick of it. Could

1008
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: you write a song letting some of these ladies know

1009
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: that you you can't win these pants all damn time.

1010
01:05:41,000 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 1: Check it up, girls a sexy all that meet on

1011
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: the mountains. Some outfits look good on y'all. Some us

1012
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 1: you leave alone. Well, I mean to let you know,

1013
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: girl on stairrund acut someone rest or tape battle grief.

1014
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: As long as those pants a long leads, no blood

1015
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: side compriess, God, no one batch. You was the seed

1016
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: of that blow. Your knees. They look at up none

1017
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 1: on knees. Those pants don't have set some people. But hey,

1018
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: that's his me. You willing too much like six time voe,

1019
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 1: So do me a favorite girl. Won't you burn the

1020
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:16,479
Speaker 1: comprim to you? Please? So long as that's sicking time,

1021
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: Presa should have a right to me. You got you

1022
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: got it. You've gotta stop windows compete says to please

1023
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 1: the wearing No one like fire. Hey you really were

1024
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 1: a singer and your yes and you're done said it?

1025
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: He did sleep, He did say it. You just roll

1026
01:07:53,680 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 1: said earlier, not them to make sick dabe. You didn't

1027
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 1: lose any friends on that junior. He didn't lose any

1028
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 1: friends on that one. But next week you're listening to

1029
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: show all right, time for comedy roulette, now, okaja, this

1030
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: is always on you set it up, please him. Let

1031
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,679
Speaker 1: me do this every week. You give us some subjects,

1032
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 1: because you guys test our comedy ability to put five

1033
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 1: subjects on the wheel. Spind the wheel, wedge. Stop, We

1034
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: will do the damn thing. What you got? What you got?

1035
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go, first subject, dang dog, while

1036
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: your pants so high, that's good too. It's all you

1037
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 1: can eat. But not at one time. Okay, here's number three.

1038
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 1: Dang girl, that's way too much lip gloss. Okay, no, no, no, no,

1039
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Speaker 1: don't take these first one, noa okay, number four, you

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01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 1: need to just cut the rest of that hair on

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Speaker 1: off like that one, all right? And number five, that's

1042
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 1: not a manly dog. That's not a manly dog. Dang girl,

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01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: that's way too much lip bloff. Let me tell, let

1044
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:37,200
Speaker 1: me shot your You know you got on too much

1045
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:39,639
Speaker 1: lip bluff. When I see you and I can see

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01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: my reflection and I'm thinking to myself, Lord, I wish

1047
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: I had a squeege you. You know what I'm telling, Yeah,

1048
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: what you got nip. I don't really like saying this,

1049
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: but I've had this happened before. I've been in a

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01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:56,679
Speaker 1: situation if I'm trying to kiss you and you gotta

1051
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,839
Speaker 1: way too much nipplof we can't kiss because I keep sliding.

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01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:05,400
Speaker 1: I keep sliding off your mouth because it's way too

1053
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,920
Speaker 1: much lip cloth. Let me take some of this off,

1054
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 1: way too much. It's way too much lip bloff. When

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01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 1: you eat a chicken leg and take one bite, but

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01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 1: the rest of the leg is pink all around the leg,

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01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you gotta take some of that down.

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01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 1: That's way too much lip bloves. Man, you got on

1059
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: too much lip bloss. If it looked like slob, you

1060
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: can't tell that too. You know you got on too

1061
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 1: much lip bloss when your lips is leaking on the

1062
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:52,760
Speaker 1: flat right on the side and just dripping back. One time,

1063
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 1: sit on so much red liploss. What I wanted to know,

1064
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: I said, Damn, who hit you in the mouth? You

1065
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: don't just hit my girl? All right, all right, all right,

1066
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,040
Speaker 1: all right. You know you gotta weigh too much little gloves.

1067
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 1: When I walk in the room and everybody got your

1068
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 1: lip blows on because you didn't kiss them, everybody wearing it, Now,

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01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: that's a lot of gloves. If you're talking and it

1070
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 1: didn't look like somebody flashes on, you know you got

1071
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 1: on a lot of lip blow. When you open your

1072
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 1: mouth you make a bubble, it's a lot of lip blocks.

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01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:51,680
Speaker 1: That's a lot of I tell you right now, you

1074
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: got on a lot of lip glossies. If I look

1075
01:11:53,960 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 1: at you and I see flies trapp stuffed up around

1076
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,759
Speaker 1: your mouth, you didn't trap the much of flat would?

1077
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: I said, A lot of that? Way too much? Uh?

1078
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 1: You know you wear too much lived loth if anything

1079
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: we said and pissed you out, and I'm only a man,

1080
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 1: why didn't tell? The man means you know who you are?

1081
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 1: You all right? Thanks guys, always, we'll be back. You're

1082
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 1: listening to Harvey Morning Show. I think all of us

1083
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 1: have this fear, uh if we work this shift, this

1084
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:55,280
Speaker 1: morning shift, over sleeping and being late for work. I don't.

1085
01:12:55,360 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 1: You don't have that fear. I do? Uh So, So

1086
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,560
Speaker 1: the question is how many alarms do you set in

1087
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,679
Speaker 1: the morning to make sure you're on time for work?

1088
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 1: I got two? You have two alarms? To Tommy, yeah,

1089
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 1: I have two. You don't have that fear, Steve that

1090
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 1: if we oversleep, if we see daylight for us, it's day.

1091
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 1: I just did that the other day. I just did

1092
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:26,240
Speaker 1: it the other day. Woke up mad at you guys

1093
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:29,160
Speaker 1: because you didn't call me. I ain't know since a

1094
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 1: Russian if you see that daylight, ain't since morning radio. Right. No,

1095
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: I woke up one time and saw daylight. I knocked

1096
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:41,720
Speaker 1: the lamps over and everything sail over the rug. Right,

1097
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,360
Speaker 1: So you say you set to Tommy Carl, you said too,

1098
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: what about you, junior foe? You set four. Okay, I

1099
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: usually don't set the alarm, but if I do, I

1100
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 1: only need you one. I just wake up. I'm up early.

1101
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: But June a poor. Yeah, well you know I got it. Yeah,

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01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 1: I gotta do three. Tip of your chicks. I got

1103
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff like I got to do first.

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01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,880
Speaker 1: You most Americans set four alarms, most of them four

1105
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 1: most Americans. But let's see that people don't like their job.

1106
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1107
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play a round

1108
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this. You're listening to

1109
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:33,479
Speaker 1: morning show and it's time now to play around of

1110
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:37,320
Speaker 1: would you rather? Let's just jump right in. Would you

1111
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:42,720
Speaker 1: rather have the details of your financial life or your

1112
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 1: love life made public? Show you all the money? Oh yeah, yeah,

1113
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: we're gon we're going on these banks. You can see everything.

1114
01:14:54,560 --> 01:15:00,800
Speaker 1: M h, sir and the quiet one, the rich man.

1115
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 1: Would you who's very quiet? Would you rather have the

1116
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:07,760
Speaker 1: details of your financial life or of your love life

1117
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:15,720
Speaker 1: do made public? Yeah? And we're waiting, deep breathing, Go

1118
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 1: ahead and jump to tell people jump either way? Yeah

1119
01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 1: you do? Wait what it don't matter, You don't really matter,

1120
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 1: or go to prison for four years. It's that option. No,

1121
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 1: there's no SERI prison. You're willing to go to prison

1122
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 1: deep anyway, So I probably have to go on it.

1123
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 1: Do the money? Yeah he came. What Yeah, I had

1124
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:03,840
Speaker 1: to go and show the money. But what I'm why

1125
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: we don't ask y'all. Why we don't ask y'all these

1126
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 1: questions sometimes because it's for the comedians on the Yeah, okay,

1127
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,599
Speaker 1: that's why I wouldn't get and then you know nothing

1128
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 1: about me. I don't want to ask. Did he going

1129
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 1: over it in his mask? Was to pay his fifteen

1130
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:34,880
Speaker 1: and look at this on the fifth row? Ll be

1131
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:53,840
Speaker 1: a shock? What wh was y'all have your finances? Yeah? Yeah,

1132
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 1: the next next quarter? Fear, Oh we're getting out of

1133
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:07,679
Speaker 1: this one. Okay. Would you rather? Would I'd rather? Would

1134
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:11,759
Speaker 1: you rather eat pizza or ice cream as the only

1135
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:18,040
Speaker 1: food for eternity? Which one? Pick one? Would you rather eat? Pizza? Pizza?

1136
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 1: I love ice cream, but I'm topping. Yeah, soon as

1137
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,280
Speaker 1: I get up in the morning, I gotta eat some

1138
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:36,240
Speaker 1: damn ice cream. I'm running out or something. All right,

1139
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:39,720
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. That's today's edition of Would You Rather? Coming

1140
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,840
Speaker 1: up at forty nine minutes after the hour, it is

1141
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and of course we

1142
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 1: will have some closing remarks from our fearless, fearless leader,

1143
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,720
Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're

1144
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:53,559
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, last

1145
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:59,799
Speaker 1: break of the day. Wow, what a wild ride today anyway,

1146
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 1: but now it's always you're here with your closing remarks. Yeah.

1147
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:11,760
Speaker 1: My closing remarks today is I want to remind everyone

1148
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 1: about the things you're going through. I want to remind

1149
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:22,160
Speaker 1: you about some of the things that's happening to you,

1150
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 1: especially for those of you that are hurting. Everybody is hurting.

1151
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:34,920
Speaker 1: All of us are sick with something. All of us,

1152
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:42,560
Speaker 1: every living human being. Nobody is pure and clean. No

1153
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,080
Speaker 1: one is pure and clean. No one is without hurt,

1154
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 1: no one is without pain, no one is without suffering.

1155
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 1: All of us are hurting some kind of way. It's

1156
01:18:56,200 --> 01:19:01,920
Speaker 1: because that's life. That's life, man. Now, how we handle

1157
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:07,600
Speaker 1: the hurt, the pain, and the suffering, that depends on

1158
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:12,599
Speaker 1: how our mental state is. I've often said it before.

1159
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:17,120
Speaker 1: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. If hurt,

1160
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:21,840
Speaker 1: pain and suffering are a part of life. Then it

1161
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:25,400
Speaker 1: must be how you handle the hurt, pain and suffering

1162
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:29,800
Speaker 1: that determines the outcome of a lot of it. So

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01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 1: this today is for the hurting. This message today is

1164
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:40,280
Speaker 1: for people in pain. This message today offer people who

1165
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:44,720
Speaker 1: are suffering. I say this to you because I fit

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01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:49,800
Speaker 1: in all three of these categories. Oftentimes it regardless is

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01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:52,160
Speaker 1: what you was, Steve, how you in pain, suffering and

1168
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:55,360
Speaker 1: you hurting? You got this and you got that that

1169
01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with it. I wish, I

1170
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 1: wish you could make money and that would make your

1171
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:05,639
Speaker 1: life smooth. It don't, I'm telling you right now, I don't.

1172
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,800
Speaker 1: So if you think if your money gonna make you happy,

1173
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,479
Speaker 1: money does not make you happy, and money does not

1174
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:14,800
Speaker 1: make your life right. It gives you more choices in life.

1175
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,880
Speaker 1: It's what it does. What money actually does is it

1176
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 1: takes all emergencies and turns them into mere inconveniences. It

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01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: takes most all emergency. Your car breakdown, that could be

1178
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,680
Speaker 1: an emergency in somebody's life. That's not an emergency in

1179
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:35,400
Speaker 1: my life because I can straighten that out. You follow

1180
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 1: what I'm saying that as some things that money can't fix,

1181
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,680
Speaker 1: you lose a love one. No amount of money you

1182
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:46,839
Speaker 1: have eases the hurt, the pain, or the suffering. Nothing,

1183
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:52,720
Speaker 1: nothing fixes that. So this message is for the hurt,

1184
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:56,760
Speaker 1: the pain, and the suffering. Here's what you have to understand.

1185
01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 1: Everything you're going through is God preparing you for what

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01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 1: you ask for. If you ask for big stuff, much

1187
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 1: is going to be quiet for you to do. In

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01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 1: order to attain the big stuff, to whom much is given,

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01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 1: much is required. And in the requirements that comes some

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01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:23,240
Speaker 1: pain that comes from suffering, that comes from hurt. Nobody

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01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:26,240
Speaker 1: going through this life free and clear. You understand me

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01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:31,200
Speaker 1: so quick, tripping man, because God is processing you. So

1193
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 1: you got to deal with the tests that come, because

1194
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:36,640
Speaker 1: you can't have a testimony without the test. You have

1195
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:39,240
Speaker 1: to deal with the things that are confronting you. And

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01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,479
Speaker 1: that's how you deal with the things that's confronting you

1197
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:45,040
Speaker 1: can determine the outcome. You can't stop nothing that happens

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01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 1: to you, but you can fix your attitude when it

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01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 1: does because it's coming. Life's waves and tides and billows

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01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 1: and storms. They're coming. It's just what you do about it.

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01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:04,360
Speaker 1: Understand that you are in the process, and when you're

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01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,559
Speaker 1: being processed, I want you to think of your history,

1203
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 1: name me one thing that God hasn't brought you through,

1204
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 1: And if He hasn't bought you through it, he's currently

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01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:17,680
Speaker 1: pulling you through it. Right now. You have survived far

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01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 1: more than you thought you could, ever thought you would,

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01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,720
Speaker 1: or ever thought you'd have to. And the reason I

1208
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,160
Speaker 1: know is because you can hear me talking right now.

1209
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 1: God's track record with you is outstanding. He has done

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01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 1: the unthinkable for you time and time again. God has

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01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: delivered you in times when you didn't even think you

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01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,960
Speaker 1: could ever get delivered. He didn't delivered you so many

1213
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,439
Speaker 1: times you forgot the delivery date. You just showed up

1214
01:22:43,479 --> 01:22:45,720
Speaker 1: and it was all right, and you just forgot to

1215
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,799
Speaker 1: thank him that day. But God's track record, he's batting

1216
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:53,800
Speaker 1: a thousand. So while you're being processed, know that this

1217
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:57,439
Speaker 1: too shall pass and you'll be on to something else.

1218
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 1: And He just does what he does over and over again.

1219
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,680
Speaker 1: So God is processing you. He ain't through with you yet,

1220
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,720
Speaker 1: So quit tripping because God ain't through with you yet.

1221
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:13,400
Speaker 1: You just being processed. You're being tested to see if

1222
01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:16,479
Speaker 1: what you really want you're asking him for, it's what

1223
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:20,519
Speaker 1: you really want. Just pass the tests. Keep waking up,

1224
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,880
Speaker 1: keep being grateful, keep thinking him, and keep on pushing.

1225
01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:28,880
Speaker 1: God has a great life for you if you just

1226
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:33,759
Speaker 1: remember that one thing He is processing you, the things

1227
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:37,240
Speaker 1: you're going through, is preparing you for what you ask for.

1228
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:42,400
Speaker 1: Just keep passing the tests, don't ever give up. The

1229
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:46,880
Speaker 1: reward is coming. It'll be yours. As old people used

1230
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:51,719
Speaker 1: to say, victory, victory shall be mine, It'll be yours.

1231
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:56,160
Speaker 1: I've seen it happen in my life thousands of times,

1232
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:00,120
Speaker 1: when it looks so bad for me, and all of

1233
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:02,599
Speaker 1: a sudden I came through it and on the other

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01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:07,040
Speaker 1: side the sun was shining. Okay, the same thing as

1235
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 1: in store for you. Just remember God is processing you,

1236
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:12,400
Speaker 1: all right. Stay with it, y'all. Those are my clothes

1237
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:16,160
Speaker 1: were remarks today. Thanks. Huh oh oh oh that was

1238
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:21,800
Speaker 1: good man, m that was good. Well, y'all have a

1239
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:34,639
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