WEBVTT - Employee Insurance

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after the hour, get ready for

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<v Speaker 1>today's strawberry letters. Subject to my dad's whiling out in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 1>But up next, nephew, taken away. All right, y'all got

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<v Speaker 1>buckle love for us. And because you know it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little different, Okay, this is uh employee insurance. Employee insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>We all need that, alright, but but listen to it though,

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<v Speaker 1>let's call it insurances. And Joseph, how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, jose about you doing? Man? I got you,

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<v Speaker 1>um your number. Uh well, so I gave me your card,

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<v Speaker 1>told me you have an insurance coming you might be

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<v Speaker 1>to help me. Absolutely, we'll love it. Help you well,

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<v Speaker 1>love you help Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance

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<v Speaker 1>and what all insurance that you guys had, what what

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<v Speaker 1>all you all cover? So we'll have automobile insurance, were

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<v Speaker 1>at home insurance, we have life insurance, fire flood. We're

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much we have every what exactly what happensuing you

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking for. Okay, we'll see. I need I have

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<v Speaker 1>my own business, my own company. People, I like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm what I'm what I'm What I'm trying to do, man,

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm trying to make sure I have instuments for

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<v Speaker 1>the people underneath me. Okay, your employees, Yeah, exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to I want my employees to be insured. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like it's something that happens to them. They

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<v Speaker 1>can get they can get works comp you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. I want to be able to accommodate them

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<v Speaker 1>that way. Is that? And are you able to help

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<v Speaker 1>me out with something like that? Yeah? I am able

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<v Speaker 1>to help you. I just need to ask you a

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<v Speaker 1>few questions. How many? How many employees to ask right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I have? I got six? Well, I got four that's

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<v Speaker 1>working full time. I got to that that work predominantly

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<v Speaker 1>on the weekend. Okay, so I got let me think

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. Let me got I got settlement, I got

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<v Speaker 1>ice Jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry, sir um tipping

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<v Speaker 1>in again to uh smitty. Okay, okay, um um, what

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<v Speaker 1>type of fantasy after, sir um? Well, I'm I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>more of a UM, I'm a I'm a PC and

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<v Speaker 1>um I'm sorry PC ouh personal consultant? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm I'm pretty close though, pretty close. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And

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<v Speaker 1>and what it is me I got, um, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I got I'm sorry, did you say pleasure consulting? Right? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>What what that is, man, is is you know I

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<v Speaker 1>pleasurized people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have

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<v Speaker 1>girls that may dance for you. Uh, some may come

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<v Speaker 1>by and and uh do other things for you. Put

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<v Speaker 1>private party? Is that kind of thing? Are you trying

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<v Speaker 1>to Are you trying to ensure strippings or call girl? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean I'm trying to ensure what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to ensure. I mean, I give all my girl

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<v Speaker 1>ten ninety nas at the end of the year. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know what this is. An insurance company

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<v Speaker 1>is a reper of a company. We don't ensure call

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<v Speaker 1>girls supper. So I'm trying to ensure my product. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the way it kind of me is right now,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody got to look out for themselves, but I got

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<v Speaker 1>to ensure what I need to ensure so in case

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<v Speaker 1>things go bad, man, I can bounce back on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, sir, and I do. I mean I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a businessman just like you are, sir. But we don't

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<v Speaker 1>ensure call girls stuppers. So so on on, I got

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<v Speaker 1>your car. Man, you're trying to tell me that now,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't give me no insuance. We can't ensure call

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<v Speaker 1>girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay, tell me what type

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<v Speaker 1>of duties they perform? I mean what to me? What

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<v Speaker 1>kind of doing? I mean they say have on the application.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to put down what type of duties we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put down down uh exotic dance, you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and see since they are there for people that like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh need to have some personal attention. Man, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we just put something else down, like you know, counseling,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, stitude, you want to ensure prostitute. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that. Don't say

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<v Speaker 1>that normal. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what that's what they are. Well, why don't you put

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<v Speaker 1>out PC man? Why don't you Why don't you put

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<v Speaker 1>down pleasure consulting for man consulting, So we don't do

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<v Speaker 1>that here. Um, I don't know how to help you say,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't do that here that you can't ensure a prostitute.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I tell you don't say that normal. I told

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<v Speaker 1>you this right here is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant.

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<v Speaker 1>Now somebody that gave me this business card and told

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<v Speaker 1>me that you'll be able to take care of me.

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<v Speaker 1>And now here you here's coming back saying you can't

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<v Speaker 1>see this one is starting to be some for smittee. Man. Uh, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to refrain from using that language. No, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>They're telling me that you are able to insure me. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want coming back with some bogus right. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't ensure any type of ghetto mass prostitute called girls. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that's some street jo that we don't do here. Man, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I was told you can shoot me, and guess what

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<v Speaker 1>you go insure me. I'm gonna go back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got. I'm gonna come down there to your

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<v Speaker 1>office and I want to I want these papers filled

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<v Speaker 1>out so I can sign them. So I don't got

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<v Speaker 1>an office. Look, man, we don't ensure no prostitute or

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<v Speaker 1>no or those shippers. Okay, so we don't do that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not gonna come down to my office with

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<v Speaker 1>this ghetto mess. We don't do that. Who do you

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<v Speaker 1>think you all of that? Man? You you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who you're with. Now, don't left this corporate over the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>corporate pot fool you because I can get gangster. Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who you thank you now. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that here. Hey man, look, let me tell you so,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my way down there. Okay, do not come

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<v Speaker 1>to this office. You come to this office. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>to the office. You're gonna shoot my girls for me?

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<v Speaker 1>If somebody that gave me your car and told me

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<v Speaker 1>you can take care of me on the low, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're gonna do. I need my damn instring

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<v Speaker 1>for my girl's dog. That's all I'm trying to get you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you bring you to me steps with We don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it and I'm not And if you bring something,

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna get you. What I mean, I got one

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<v Speaker 1>you talking to I'm talking to you now, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be nice and I tried to be professional copism. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you bring them to my office? Oh gonna get you.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't selling them And I got one more friends

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<v Speaker 1>I need to say to you. You listen, Yes, what

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<v Speaker 1>you got to sell to me. Don't stop, I do

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me? I got to tell you this best

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<v Speaker 1>just got pranked by your boy. Oh I'm that boy,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all got me a one. Oh it is here man.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this. What is the baddest I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about you know, Shirley called get insurance on y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>You know we have insurance at the job. We're good

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<v Speaker 1>you is. Arizona can typically typically handle the heat right,

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<v Speaker 1>but temperatures this week are expected to be hot enough

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<v Speaker 1>to ground planes at Sky Harbor Airport. Temperatures in Phoenix

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<v Speaker 1>could top one hundred and twenty degrees. Whoa, that's this

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<v Speaker 1>have to nothing. I'm just hey, I'm there, I'm booking

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<v Speaker 1>the flight. Extreme heat is has prompted American airlines to

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<v Speaker 1>warn passengers who are booked on flights scheduled to depart

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<v Speaker 1>between three and six pm about the possibility of their

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<v Speaker 1>flights being delayed because planes are not allowed to take

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<v Speaker 1>off in temperatures of a hundred and twenty degrees. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that is crazy, right, that's crazy. I've never heard that before.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so crazy. Oh my god, a hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty degrees to walk around naked. Really, you really should

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<v Speaker 1>have to write sun block on I'm just saying, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be back at the top of the hour with

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