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Speaker 1: But up next, nephew, taken away. All right, y'all got
Speaker 1: buckle love for us. And because you know it's a
Speaker 1: little different, Okay, this is uh employee insurance. Employee insurance.
Speaker 1: We all need that, alright, but but listen to it though,
Speaker 1: let's call it insurances. And Joseph, how can I help you?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, jose about you doing? Man? I got you,
Speaker 1: um your number. Uh well, so I gave me your card,
Speaker 1: told me you have an insurance coming you might be
Speaker 1: to help me. Absolutely, we'll love it. Help you well,
Speaker 1: love you help Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance
Speaker 1: and what all insurance that you guys had, what what
Speaker 1: all you all cover? So we'll have automobile insurance, were
Speaker 1: at home insurance, we have life insurance, fire flood. We're
Speaker 1: pretty much we have every what exactly what happensuing you
Speaker 1: we're looking for. Okay, we'll see. I need I have
Speaker 1: my own business, my own company. People, I like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm what I'm What I'm trying to do, man,
Speaker 1: is I'm trying to make sure I have instuments for
Speaker 1: the people underneath me. Okay, your employees, Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: I want to I want my employees to be insured. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's something that happens to them. They
Speaker 1: can get they can get works comp you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I want to be able to accommodate them
Speaker 1: that way. Is that? And are you able to help
Speaker 1: me out with something like that? Yeah? I am able
Speaker 1: to help you. I just need to ask you a
Speaker 1: few questions. How many? How many employees to ask right now?
Speaker 1: I have? I got six? Well, I got four that's
Speaker 1: working full time. I got to that that work predominantly
Speaker 1: on the weekend. Okay, so I got let me think
Speaker 1: real quick. Let me got I got settlement, I got
Speaker 1: ice Jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry, sir um tipping
Speaker 1: in again to uh smitty. Okay, okay, um um, what
Speaker 1: type of fantasy after, sir um? Well, I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: more of a UM, I'm a I'm a PC and
Speaker 1: um I'm sorry PC ouh personal consultant? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm pretty close though, pretty close. That's that's
Speaker 1: that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And
Speaker 1: and what it is me I got, um, you know,
Speaker 1: I got I'm sorry, did you say pleasure consulting? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: What what that is, man, is is you know I
Speaker 1: pleasurized people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have
Speaker 1: girls that may dance for you. Uh, some may come
Speaker 1: by and and uh do other things for you. Put
Speaker 1: private party? Is that kind of thing? Are you trying
Speaker 1: to Are you trying to ensure strippings or call girl? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I'm trying to ensure what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to ensure. I mean, I give all my girl
Speaker 1: ten ninety nas at the end of the year. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what this is. An insurance company
Speaker 1: is a reper of a company. We don't ensure call
Speaker 1: girls supper. So I'm trying to ensure my product. I
Speaker 1: mean the way it kind of me is right now,
Speaker 1: everybody got to look out for themselves, but I got
Speaker 1: to ensure what I need to ensure so in case
Speaker 1: things go bad, man, I can bounce back on that.
Speaker 1: I understand that, sir, and I do. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: a businessman just like you are, sir. But we don't
Speaker 1: ensure call girls stuppers. So so on on, I got
Speaker 1: your car. Man, you're trying to tell me that now,
Speaker 1: you can't give me no insuance. We can't ensure call
Speaker 1: girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay, tell me what type
Speaker 1: of duties they perform? I mean what to me? What
Speaker 1: kind of doing? I mean they say have on the application.
Speaker 1: I have to put down what type of duties we're
Speaker 1: gonna put down down uh exotic dance, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: and see since they are there for people that like,
Speaker 1: uh need to have some personal attention. Man, you know,
Speaker 1: we just put something else down, like you know, counseling,
Speaker 1: you know, stitude, you want to ensure prostitute. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that. Don't say
Speaker 1: that normal. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, that's
Speaker 1: what that's what they are. Well, why don't you put
Speaker 1: out PC man? Why don't you Why don't you put
Speaker 1: down pleasure consulting for man consulting, So we don't do
Speaker 1: that here. Um, I don't know how to help you say,
Speaker 1: we don't do that here that you can't ensure a prostitute.
Speaker 1: Then I tell you don't say that normal. I told
Speaker 1: you this right here is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant.
Speaker 1: Now somebody that gave me this business card and told
Speaker 1: me that you'll be able to take care of me.
Speaker 1: And now here you here's coming back saying you can't
Speaker 1: see this one is starting to be some for smittee. Man. Uh, sir,
Speaker 1: you don't have to refrain from using that language. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: They're telling me that you are able to insure me. Man,
Speaker 1: you don't want coming back with some bogus right. We
Speaker 1: don't ensure any type of ghetto mass prostitute called girls. Um,
Speaker 1: that's some street jo that we don't do here. Man, listen,
Speaker 1: I was told you can shoot me, and guess what
Speaker 1: you go insure me. I'm gonna go back and forth.
Speaker 1: What you got. I'm gonna come down there to your
Speaker 1: office and I want to I want these papers filled
Speaker 1: out so I can sign them. So I don't got
Speaker 1: an office. Look, man, we don't ensure no prostitute or
Speaker 1: no or those shippers. Okay, so we don't do that,
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna come down to my office with
Speaker 1: this ghetto mess. We don't do that. Who do you
Speaker 1: think you all of that? Man? You you don't know
Speaker 1: who you're with. Now, don't left this corporate over the phone,
Speaker 1: corporate pot fool you because I can get gangster. Hey man,
Speaker 1: I don't know who you thank you now. We don't
Speaker 1: do that here. Hey man, look, let me tell you so,
Speaker 1: I'm on my way down there. Okay, do not come
Speaker 1: to this office. You come to this office. I'm coming
Speaker 1: to the office. You're gonna shoot my girls for me?
Speaker 1: If somebody that gave me your car and told me
Speaker 1: you can take care of me on the low, and
Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do. I need my damn instring
Speaker 1: for my girl's dog. That's all I'm trying to get you.
Speaker 1: Don't you bring you to me steps with We don't
Speaker 1: do it and I'm not And if you bring something,
Speaker 1: You're gonna get you. What I mean, I got one
Speaker 1: you talking to I'm talking to you now, trying to
Speaker 1: be nice and I tried to be professional copism. Don't
Speaker 1: you bring them to my office? Oh gonna get you.
Speaker 1: You ain't selling them And I got one more friends
Speaker 1: I need to say to you. You listen, Yes, what
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