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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after the hour, get ready for

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Speaker 1: today's strawberry letters. Subject to my dad's whiling out in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: But up next, nephew, taken away. All right, y'all got

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Speaker 1: buckle love for us. And because you know it's a

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Speaker 1: little different, Okay, this is uh employee insurance. Employee insurance.

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Speaker 1: We all need that, alright, but but listen to it though,

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Speaker 1: let's call it insurances. And Joseph, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, jose about you doing? Man? I got you,

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Speaker 1: um your number. Uh well, so I gave me your card,

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Speaker 1: told me you have an insurance coming you might be

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Speaker 1: to help me. Absolutely, we'll love it. Help you well,

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Speaker 1: love you help Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance

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Speaker 1: and what all insurance that you guys had, what what

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Speaker 1: all you all cover? So we'll have automobile insurance, were

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Speaker 1: at home insurance, we have life insurance, fire flood. We're

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Speaker 1: pretty much we have every what exactly what happensuing you

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Speaker 1: we're looking for. Okay, we'll see. I need I have

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Speaker 1: my own business, my own company. People, I like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm what I'm What I'm trying to do, man,

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Speaker 1: is I'm trying to make sure I have instuments for

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Speaker 1: the people underneath me. Okay, your employees, Yeah, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want my employees to be insured. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, like it's something that happens to them. They

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Speaker 1: I mean. I want to be able to accommodate them

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Speaker 1: that way. Is that? And are you able to help

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Speaker 1: me out with something like that? Yeah? I am able

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Speaker 1: to help you. I just need to ask you a

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Speaker 1: few questions. How many? How many employees to ask right now?

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Speaker 1: I have? I got six? Well, I got four that's

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Speaker 1: working full time. I got to that that work predominantly

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Speaker 1: real quick. Let me got I got settlement, I got

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Speaker 1: ice Jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry, sir um tipping

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Speaker 1: in again to uh smitty. Okay, okay, um um, what

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Speaker 1: type of fantasy after, sir um? Well, I'm I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: more of a UM, I'm a I'm a PC and

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Speaker 1: um I'm sorry PC ouh personal consultant? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm pretty close though, pretty close. That's that's

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Speaker 1: that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And

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Speaker 1: and what it is me I got, um, you know,

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Speaker 1: I got I'm sorry, did you say pleasure consulting? Right? Right?

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Speaker 1: What what that is, man, is is you know I

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Speaker 1: pleasurized people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have

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Speaker 1: girls that may dance for you. Uh, some may come

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Speaker 1: by and and uh do other things for you. Put

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Speaker 1: private party? Is that kind of thing? Are you trying

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Speaker 1: to Are you trying to ensure strippings or call girl? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I'm trying to ensure what I'm

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Speaker 1: ten ninety nas at the end of the year. I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know what this is. An insurance company

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Speaker 1: is a reper of a company. We don't ensure call

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Speaker 1: girls supper. So I'm trying to ensure my product. I

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Speaker 1: mean the way it kind of me is right now,

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Speaker 1: everybody got to look out for themselves, but I got

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Speaker 1: to ensure what I need to ensure so in case

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Speaker 1: I understand that, sir, and I do. I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: ensure call girls stuppers. So so on on, I got

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Speaker 1: your car. Man, you're trying to tell me that now,

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Speaker 1: you can't give me no insuance. We can't ensure call

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Speaker 1: girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay, tell me what type

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Speaker 1: I have to put down what type of duties we're

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Speaker 1: gonna put down down uh exotic dance, you know, uh,

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Speaker 1: we just put something else down, like you know, counseling,

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Speaker 1: you know, stitude, you want to ensure prostitute. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that. Don't say

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Speaker 1: Then I tell you don't say that normal. I told

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Speaker 1: Now somebody that gave me this business card and told

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Speaker 1: see this one is starting to be some for smittee. Man. Uh, sir,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to refrain from using that language. No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: They're telling me that you are able to insure me. Man,

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Speaker 1: don't ensure any type of ghetto mass prostitute called girls. Um,

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Speaker 1: I was told you can shoot me, and guess what

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Speaker 1: you go insure me. I'm gonna go back and forth.

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Speaker 1: What you got. I'm gonna come down there to your

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Speaker 1: an office. Look, man, we don't ensure no prostitute or

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Speaker 1: no or those shippers. Okay, so we don't do that,

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Speaker 1: and you're not gonna come down to my office with

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Speaker 1: think you all of that? Man? You you don't know

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Speaker 1: who you're with. Now, don't left this corporate over the phone,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you thank you now. We don't

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Speaker 1: do that here. Hey man, look, let me tell you so,

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Speaker 1: I'm on my way down there. Okay, do not come

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Speaker 1: to the office. You're gonna shoot my girls for me?

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Speaker 1: If somebody that gave me your car and told me

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Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do. I need my damn instring

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Speaker 1: Don't you bring you to me steps with We don't

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Speaker 1: do it and I'm not And if you bring something,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get you. What I mean, I got one

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Speaker 1: you bring them to my office? Oh gonna get you.

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Speaker 1: You ain't selling them And I got one more friends

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Speaker 1: I need to say to you. You listen, Yes, what

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. What is the baddest I'm

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Speaker 1: Harley Morning. Will you make me so nervous? Yes, And

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about you know, Shirley called get insurance on y'all.

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Speaker 1: It's called The Time to Laugh, hosted by yours truly

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Speaker 1: and the headliner is Cedric the entertain The July fifteen, Charleston,

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Speaker 1: July twenty two, Wilmington, Delaware, it is Southern Friday Comedy.

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Speaker 1: That's Me, that's Junior and all our boys from back home.

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Speaker 1: straight ignant. That's fry where you own your way outside

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Speaker 1: you is. Arizona can typically typically handle the heat right,

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Speaker 1: but temperatures this week are expected to be hot enough

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Speaker 1: to ground planes at Sky Harbor Airport. Temperatures in Phoenix

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