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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Money

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Speaker 1: from Strangers Jeff Die June nineteenth through the twenty first.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com or call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand. It's another

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Speaker 1: twenty right, So how can I help you? Yes, I'd

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Speaker 1: like to lodge a complaint please. Okay? What can I

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Speaker 1: do for you? Well? I was in there the other

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Speaker 1: day and I ordered a vanilla latte, okay, and I

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Speaker 1: noticed that you spelled my name wrong on the cup. Um, wow, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Wow. Okay, what is the wow for?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you said wow okay, like as if my

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Speaker 1: complaint wasn't a valid one. Um. No, I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: happened to you. It, sir, sounds like it you butchered

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Speaker 1: my name. And I haven't even brought up the fact

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Speaker 1: about the eye contact. I'm sorry. What about the eye contact?

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Speaker 1: The fact that you didn't give me a fair amount

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Speaker 1: of eye contact when I was ordering? Okay? Do you

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Speaker 1: realize how disrespectful that is? I felt so disrespected, sir, Listen,

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Speaker 1: I am sorry you feel like you didn't get enough

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Speaker 1: eye contact when delivered your coffee? You know, I am

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Speaker 1: tired of all of you barista's thinking you're better than me.

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Speaker 1: Sick and tired of it. I don't think anyone thinks

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Speaker 1: that they're better than you. Oh yeah, sure, it's because

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Speaker 1: you're there brewing coffee, you have a fancy Italian name

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Speaker 1: for your job title, and then you look down on

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Speaker 1: me when I come in to order a coffee. Sir,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea where this is coming from, or frankly,

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I already offer you, you know,

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Speaker 1: as the opportunity to tell me what I could do

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Speaker 1: to make it better. For what kind of car do

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Speaker 1: you drive? What? What kind of car do you drive?

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Speaker 1: If you're so much better than me? What your business?

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Speaker 1: I drive a two thousand and twelve Mas to six. Okay,

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Speaker 1: whoop you do? Well? Do you drive something better? Is

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Speaker 1: that why you're saying whooped to do? I am not

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Speaker 1: telling you what kind of car I drive. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what you're talking about. I just want to

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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is

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Speaker 1: that you clearly feel that you're a better person than

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Speaker 1: I am. I do, and I feel like I'm a

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Speaker 1: better person to you. I think this is coming out

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Speaker 1: of nowhere, and I just want to know what I

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Speaker 1: can do. So do you feel better? And we can

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Speaker 1: wrap this up. The genes I'm wearing right now cost

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Speaker 1: me eighty five dollars. How much are the genes your

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Speaker 1: genes costs? Well? They cost well, they cost well, they

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Speaker 1: cost eighty five dollars. How much are the genes you

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Speaker 1: have cost eighty five dollars? Ridiculous? I don't care about

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Speaker 1: the genes. All I want to know is what we

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Speaker 1: can do to make this go away. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: exactly what you can do the next time I come

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Speaker 1: to you, The next time I come to your coffee stand.

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Speaker 1: I want to be treated with respect, Okay, the respect

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Speaker 1: that someone who drives a twenty and twelve miles to

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Speaker 1: six and wears eighty five dollars jeans deserves. Just get

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Speaker 1: to it. I mean, how can I show you respect

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Speaker 1: when you come here? What's it gonna take the next

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Speaker 1: time I come there to get a latte? The next

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Speaker 1: time I come there to get a latte, you will

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Speaker 1: bow to me? What bowing? In some cultures it's a

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Speaker 1: sign of respect. Oh my gosh, And that's what I

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Speaker 1: want you to do. Okay. There, there's a couple of

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Speaker 1: things I need to say to you. One, I have

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Speaker 1: to go because I'm working. And also, I just want

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Speaker 1: you to know that I will never bow. You would

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Speaker 1: be a cold dan. Help before that happens. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: will bow to me, and you will refer to me

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Speaker 1: by my right name. That's wrong with you. I am

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Speaker 1: not going to bow to you. I cannot stand people

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Speaker 1: like you. Okay, I'm sick of it. You come in

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Speaker 1: here and you think you can boss me around. You've

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Speaker 1: taken up how much time have we had for this

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Speaker 1: conversation about your jeans in your car and in the

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Speaker 1: spelling of your name. It's like, you know what, this

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Speaker 1: is a real job. I make coffee and that's it,

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Speaker 1: and talk about you think people are treating you poorly?

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Speaker 1: What is this about? Well if you were, if you

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Speaker 1: were just to realize that this is Jewbil from Moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five, then things would be a lot better.

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Speaker 1: If you could just walking about if I just realized

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Speaker 1: what this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah? Your friend

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Speaker 1: Christie set you up. She says that you have to

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Speaker 1: deal with idiot customer complaints all the time, I feel

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Speaker 1: like start going crazy. Seriously though, cos I've ever had

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Speaker 1: I feel like you don't respect me enough for the

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Speaker 1: type of jeans that I'm wearing. If I ever do

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Speaker 1: that again, I'm gonna started shaking. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubilon Tap weekday mornings on the two point five show.

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Speaker 1: I'm the world's cap tumbling down in the city that

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Speaker 1: we lie, Great clouds all over the hills bringing darkness

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Speaker 1: from the bar. But if you close your eyes, doesn't

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Speaker 1: must feel like now? Thing change? If you go your eye,

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Speaker 1: does it feel like it? Me him before? How I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be up to mister Vlin. How am I gonna

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Speaker 1: meet it up to mister We