WEBVTT - TOP MAGA MAGAZINE HEADLINE: "TRUMP IS LOSING HIS MIND" - 4.23.26

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. Quote

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump is losing his mind unquote the Washington Examiner,

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<v Speaker 1>seven and seventy three words in one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>prominent mega magazines in this country. Headlines elsewhere in the

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<v Speaker 1>same issue, quote Chris Murphy, Democrat of Tehran and New

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<v Speaker 1>York City crime part of promise is broken by mom

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<v Speaker 1>Donnie and why Trump should not rush back to talks

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<v Speaker 1>where they're on quote donald Trump is losing his mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that me writing that? It's not Jimmy Kimmel, It's

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<v Speaker 1>the Washington goddamned Examiner, where the same columnist who wrote

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump is losing his mind once authored monarchical Obama.

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<v Speaker 1>Real monarchs are humbler and a whole lot cheaper. And

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<v Speaker 1>this conservative magabastion published this Donald Trump is losing his

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<v Speaker 1>mind before Trump threatened yesterday to go all General Sherman

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<v Speaker 1>on Tehran. They published it before he overshadowed his own

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<v Speaker 1>claim that the Virginia redistricting vote was fixed by also

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<v Speaker 1>insisting in the same post quote, as everyone knows I

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<v Speaker 1>am an extraordinarily brilliant person, insisting that as an asshole does.

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<v Speaker 1>This was published before Trump compared his war in Iran

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<v Speaker 1>to Vietnam, a war he avoided serving in, and said

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<v Speaker 1>he could have quote won Vietnam very quickly, you know, Vietnam,

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<v Speaker 1>which he dodged, and before Trump exhausted this that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the flex you think it is and found a second

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<v Speaker 1>one like that quote, I would have won Iraq in

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<v Speaker 1>the same amount of time. The Washington Examiner column claiming

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is losing his mind preceded all that. It even

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<v Speaker 1>preceded Trump's proclamation that nobody should be allowed to criticize

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<v Speaker 1>him about Iran anymore. He didn't threaten his critics, but

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<v Speaker 1>he came right up to that point. Never allow the

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<v Speaker 1>trader Democrats like low IQ person a Keem Jeffries. Low

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<v Speaker 1>IQ person is, of course, Trump's euphemism for black or

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<v Speaker 1>crying Chuck Schumer, or the totally corrupt fake news media

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<v Speaker 1>such as the phony and decaying Wall Street Journal, the

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<v Speaker 1>failing New York Times subscriptions way down or dying sixty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes to demean or criticize Operation Midnight Hammer, which totally

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<v Speaker 1>obliterated the nuclear dust locations. Editor's note, There's no such

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<v Speaker 1>thing as nuclear dust moron nuclear dust locations to the

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<v Speaker 1>point where blood thirsty Iran has been unable to get

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<v Speaker 1>to it or dig it out, not allowed to criticize

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<v Speaker 1>what I've done. He wrote, I'm the best. I bombed Iran.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have won an Iraq in Vietnam. I would

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<v Speaker 1>have won Antietam. I would have won at Waterloo. Never

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<v Speaker 1>never allow, never allow, Who are we kidding? Trump doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what Waterloo was? Quote Donald Trump is losing his mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have.

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<v Speaker 3>Won Vietnam very quickly. I would have if I were president,

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<v Speaker 3>I would have won a RAQ in the same amount

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<v Speaker 3>of time that we won, because essentially we won here.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you disagree, you can't disagree. You're not allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not allowed by whom are you not allowed? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't said yet. As an aside, note please that

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<v Speaker 1>most of Trump's TV interviews tend to be not just

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<v Speaker 1>with fascist stooges like Joe Kernan there, but with fascist

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<v Speaker 1>stooges like Joe Kernan there, who's is actually worse than

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<v Speaker 1>his own. Think Kennedy, Think Maria Bartiromo. What is perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>the most amazing of all the details buried in this

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<v Speaker 1>reality we now accept as part of our daily lives

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<v Speaker 1>that the President is a functioning insane person. Was the

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<v Speaker 1>Wall Street Journal report that when the two American airmen

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<v Speaker 1>went down in Iran and a rescue operation was being forged, quote,

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<v Speaker 1>aides kept the President out of the room as they

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<v Speaker 1>got minute by minute updates because they believed his impatience

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be helpful. A senior administration official said, unquote, they

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't let Trump in the situation room for the planning meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>They updated him when there were meaningful developments, and in

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<v Speaker 1>between they just left him too. I don't know, play

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<v Speaker 1>with his own toes. Back to The Washington Examiner. Author

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<v Speaker 1>Dan Hannon's other columns before Donald Trump Is Losing his

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<v Speaker 1>Mind included such Pulitzer Prize winners as better Trump than

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<v Speaker 1>Starmer and reactions to the Charlie Kirk assassination reveal a

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<v Speaker 1>nation on the brink, and the epic The Kids Are

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<v Speaker 1>Alt Right, which I understand has been optioned as a

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<v Speaker 1>major motion picture, presumably by Jeff Bezos. I'll spare you

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<v Speaker 1>the whole column. I wrote this better and sooner in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty sixteen. George Conway wrote it in twenty nineteen. But

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<v Speaker 1>Hannon underscores that the breaking point to the degree that

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<v Speaker 1>MAGA has broken with Trump, and that is still only

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<v Speaker 1>showing up marginally and pulling, but it is showing up.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to that in a moment. The breaking point

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<v Speaker 1>from MAGA has been the attack on the Pope. Fascism. Okay, heresy,

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<v Speaker 1>we draw the line at heresy quote. Imagine it was

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<v Speaker 1>someone other than President Donald Trump. Suppose a different leader

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<v Speaker 1>were posting deranged grants in the small hours, insulting the

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<v Speaker 1>spiritual leader of one point three billion Catholics, threatening the

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<v Speaker 1>entire civilizations with annihilation, and comparing himself to God. What

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<v Speaker 1>would be the reaction. We all know the answer. Both

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<v Speaker 1>parties would be rushing to bundle him out of office

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<v Speaker 1>before he did irreversible harm to the Republic. Yet, as

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<v Speaker 1>we all know, different rules apply to Trump. Democrats, having

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<v Speaker 1>had their fingers burned by two failed impeachment attempts, you think,

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<v Speaker 1>are reluctant to try again. You think, for they know

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<v Speaker 1>that there is no sure way to boost his support.

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<v Speaker 1>Republicans who privately despair at the electoral damage he is doing,

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<v Speaker 1>let alone the constitutional damage, are paralyzed by fear of

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<v Speaker 1>upsetting their primary voters. The president he went on whom

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<v Speaker 1>critics accused of having a God complex. No, those are

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<v Speaker 1>his followers who accuse him of having a God complex.

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<v Speaker 1>Then followed up with an image of himself as Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>healing the sick. The image was offensive not only the Catholics,

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<v Speaker 1>but to almost every practicing Christian and come to that,

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<v Speaker 1>to almost every Muslim. The Iranian Ayatolas used one of

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<v Speaker 1>the lego videos with which they have been trolling the

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<v Speaker 1>president to condemn what they sincerely saw as blasphemy. They

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<v Speaker 1>were not alone. Catholic vote dot org, which turned out

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<v Speaker 1>millions of voters for Trump in three successive elections, condemned

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<v Speaker 1>the post as impious. At the same time, according to

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<v Speaker 1>its president, Kelsey Reinhardt, quote President Trump's post insulting Pope

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<v Speaker 1>Leo crossed again a line of decorum. Mister Hannon in

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<v Speaker 1>his column you know what It's called, then asks if

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<v Speaker 1>there is some strategy, some chess move. He writes that

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<v Speaker 1>requires picking a quarrel with the pope, and lists a

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<v Speaker 1>few options, and then he dismisses them and dismisses Trump's

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<v Speaker 1>sanity and quoting his column again, these things are possible.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose the likelier explanation, though, is that this is

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what it looks like. A seventy nine year old

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<v Speaker 1>man who has long dealt in chaos is now being

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by that chaos. His episodes are becoming more frequent,

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<v Speaker 1>his good days further apart. What he has lost is

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<v Speaker 1>not a sense of decency or decorum he never had those,

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<v Speaker 1>but any remaining self sense of control. Everyone around him

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<v Speaker 1>can see it. Yet, whether from ambition, cowardice, or weary acceptance,

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<v Speaker 1>they keep looking for ways to rationalize his behavior. The

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<v Speaker 1>tragedy is no longer Trump's, it is now America's. Column

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<v Speaker 1>kind of fizzles out at the end there, but the

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<v Speaker 1>point remains. This is written about Trump in as Trump Sucking,

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<v Speaker 1>a magazine as still publishes in this country, and the

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<v Speaker 1>details may be instructive, but the takeaway remains the headline,

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump is losing his mind. By the way, this

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<v Speaker 1>point the essence of the Emperor, has no close argument

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<v Speaker 1>some of us have been making about Trump since nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty three, let alone twenty fifteen. This is finally beginning

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<v Speaker 1>to catch on. People are afraid of this issue of

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's acuity and sanity, even though he constantly brings it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose that is because once you ask if one

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<v Speaker 1>particular public figure is insane, where do you stop? But

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<v Speaker 1>finally somebody's actually asking. A little publicized IPSOS poll for

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<v Speaker 1>Reuter's this week has Trump's mental sharpness. That's the phrase

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<v Speaker 1>they use, mental sharpness gotten worse over the last year,

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<v Speaker 1>gently phrased mental sharpness. A lot of wiggle room mental sharpness,

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<v Speaker 1>but a majority say yeah, it has fifty one percent

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<v Speaker 1>his mental sharpness has gotten worse, and the interior numbers

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<v Speaker 1>are even more telling. Eighty five percent of Democrats. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to see the fifteen percent of you who

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<v Speaker 1>think he has not gotten worse in the last year

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<v Speaker 1>raise your hands, which may be difficult since you must

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<v Speaker 1>be in Coma's fifty four percent of into and it'd say, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>his mental sharpness is worse than last year. Fourteen percent

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<v Speaker 1>of Republicans think Trump's mental sharpness has gotten worse than

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<v Speaker 1>the last year. The rest of the world was ahead

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<v Speaker 1>of us on this, of course, and now they are

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<v Speaker 1>ahead in using Trump's dementia or stupidity or insanity against him.

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<v Speaker 1>The New York Times reports that some leaders in Ukraine

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<v Speaker 1>think they might be able yet to sway Trump into

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<v Speaker 1>fully supporting their nation, especially in the continuing demands by

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<v Speaker 1>Russia for Ukraine to see the don Bas region to

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<v Speaker 1>Russia by simply renaming the don Vas quote Donnie Land

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<v Speaker 1>well that that, of course, is ridiculous. Trump would never

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<v Speaker 1>go against Putin and repudiate a decade of enmity towards

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<v Speaker 1>Ukraine and Zelensky simply because they would rename part of

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<v Speaker 1>their country. Donni Land now rename it Trumpylvania, and he's in.

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump is losing his mind, rights the Washington Examiner,

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<v Speaker 1>which I guess makes it unanimous. Trump is also approaching

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<v Speaker 1>unanimity in none is he crazy? Polling a new Associated

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<v Speaker 1>Press NRC poll thirty three percent approval, thirty three. He's

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<v Speaker 1>now nineteen points underwater on immigration, and that's his best

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<v Speaker 1>poll number. He's thirty five points underwater on Iran, forty

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<v Speaker 1>on the economy, fifty three on inflation. Even Politico stenographer

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<v Speaker 1>to the Western World, reports that White House affers have

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<v Speaker 1>accepted they will not only lose the House significantly, but

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<v Speaker 1>probably will lose the Senate as well. There is an

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<v Speaker 1>outside chance that the Democrats could come up with enough

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<v Speaker 1>of a swing in the upper Chamber to get enough

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<v Speaker 1>votes to not merely impeach Trump in the House, but

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<v Speaker 1>convict him and remove him in the Senate, which is

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<v Speaker 1>dandy because there is a separate poll strength in numbers. Verisite,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty five percent of Americans support impeaching Trump, fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>forty five percent strongly support impeaching him, only thirty percent

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<v Speaker 1>are strongly opposed. And if you say, and blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's been an impeachment bill somewhere in the House every

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<v Speaker 1>day Trump has been president. And yeah, that point from

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<v Speaker 1>before there's been two impeachments. What good did they do?

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<v Speaker 1>Ponder this number. Impeachment in this poll is supported by

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one percent of Republicans, by twenty one percent of

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's twenty twenty four voters, a fifth of them want

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<v Speaker 1>their money back. Now, how will Trump's crack team redeem him?

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<v Speaker 1>And by crack team, I am not just referring to

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<v Speaker 1>RFK Junior. They have bellowed the clarion call save me

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Rogan. Politico reported yesterday that when you saw little

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Rogan and his cue ball noggin up on his

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<v Speaker 1>tippy toes trying to peer over the top of Trump's

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<v Speaker 1>head as Trump sat at the Oval Office Saturday. It

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<v Speaker 1>was part of a meeting with him to try to

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<v Speaker 1>get him back on their side after Rogan trashed Trump

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<v Speaker 1>about Iran. Rogan was there because it is assumed that

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<v Speaker 1>Rogan prioritizes the new White House initiative to make some

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<v Speaker 1>psychedelic drugs available to treat severe depression. Once again, seems

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<v Speaker 1>like they got the wrong guy there, Joe Rogan. This

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<v Speaker 1>is RFK Junior's area of expertise. There are also strong

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<v Speaker 1>indications that one of the other solutions to the Trump slump.

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<v Speaker 1>The firings will continue until Trump's rady improve. Tulsey Gabbard

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<v Speaker 1>and her Minion Harmy Dylan on the block because well

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<v Speaker 1>they're women and Trump is a flaming misogynist. But also

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<v Speaker 1>Cash Paateel Cash Patel may be on the way because

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<v Speaker 1>Cash Hotel not only sued The Atlantic over its drunken

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<v Speaker 1>unreliability story, but a streisand affected that story and that

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<v Speaker 1>suit by relisting every detail of the story in his

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer letter. B left a series of embarrassing typos in

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<v Speaker 1>the lawyer letter, and c at a news conference he

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<v Speaker 1>did not know that the lawyer letter confirmed the framework

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<v Speaker 1>of a story in the story, the one about him

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<v Speaker 1>getting locked out of a device on the FBI computer

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<v Speaker 1>system while he stood there, and contradicted his own lawyer letter,

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<v Speaker 1>insisting no, he never got locked out of anything computer, iPad,

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<v Speaker 1>his government funded private jet, the bedroom of his quote girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>the locker room of some hockey team somewhere. Patel also

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<v Speaker 1>did not sound the sharpest at his news conference. But

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<v Speaker 1>if we still took that as an indicator, and what

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<v Speaker 1>has been dubbed the Trump liquor Cabinet, RFK Junior would

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<v Speaker 1>have been long gone and hag Seth and Patel and

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<v Speaker 1>of course Trump himself. But the unfortunate and perhaps unfair

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<v Speaker 1>reality for Patel in particular is whatever that is with

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<v Speaker 1>his eyes makes him look like he is worse for wear.

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<v Speaker 1>They call it cock eyed drunk for a reason. The Democrats,

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<v Speaker 1>once again showing the wisdom to kick a man when

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<v Speaker 1>he's down, are now demanding that Patel take an alcoholism

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<v Speaker 1>screening tests. His choices amount to a are you an alcoholic? B?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you so full of alcohol that you're at risk

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<v Speaker 1>of bursting into flames? Or c are you j Edgar Boozer.

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<v Speaker 1>Some highlights of the Act Actual Test Alcohol Use Disorders

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<v Speaker 1>Identification Test Audit questionnaire. Please circle the answer that is

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<v Speaker 1>correct for you and it doesn't say if you can One.

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<v Speaker 1>How often do you have a drink containing alcohol? A? Never,

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<v Speaker 1>B monthly or less, C two four times a month,

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<v Speaker 1>e is four more times a week. How many standard

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<v Speaker 1>drinks containing alcohol do you have on a typical day

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<v Speaker 1>when drinking A one or two, B three or four,

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<v Speaker 1>C five or six, D seven to nine, E ten

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<v Speaker 1>or more? Three? How often do you have six or

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<v Speaker 1>more drinks on one occasion? You can see where this

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<v Speaker 1>is going. Number six? Question number six during the past year,

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<v Speaker 1>how often have you needed a drink in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>to get yourself going after a heavy drinking session? A never,

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<v Speaker 1>B less than monthly, CE, monthly, D weekly, E daily

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<v Speaker 1>almost daily F should be I can't tell the difference

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<v Speaker 1>between night and morning anymore. Seven is during the past year,

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<v Speaker 1>how often have you had a feeling of guilt or

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<v Speaker 1>remorse after drinking? Eight is during the past year, have

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<v Speaker 1>you been unable to remember what happened the night before

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<v Speaker 1>because you've been drinking? Nine Have you or someone else

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<v Speaker 1>been injured as a result of your drinking? Ten has

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<v Speaker 1>a relative or friend, doctor or other health worker been

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<v Speaker 1>concerned about your drinking or suggested you cut down A no,

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<v Speaker 1>B yes, but not in the past year. See yes

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<v Speaker 1>during the past year. Once again, I will suggest d

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<v Speaker 1>only the President. As to the typos in the lawsuit,

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<v Speaker 1>Patel's lawyers misspelled policies and the word discussed as in

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<v Speaker 1>we discussed this, and most tellingly, the word feeble. Press.

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<v Speaker 1>For a response to these typos in the lawsuit, his

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer said, if the worst that critics come up with

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<v Speaker 1>about the lawsuit just some misspelled words, he felt good

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<v Speaker 1>about their chances, even though the point of the lawsuit

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<v Speaker 1>is to deny that Patel is failing at his job

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<v Speaker 1>and letting others fail at their job because he is impaired,

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<v Speaker 1>or if you prefer, because he's no longer able to

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<v Speaker 1>successfully discuss administration politizes because he's too feeble. That's FEA

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<v Speaker 1>B l E feeble. Lastly, in the news, White House

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<v Speaker 1>Correspondence Dinner is Saturday, still only Huffington Post as officially

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<v Speaker 1>and entirely pulled out. Trump will be there. Heg Seth

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<v Speaker 1>and Stephen Miller have been invited some by multiple news organizations,

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<v Speaker 1>possibly by CBS FCC chairman Brendan Carr, the Gibbels of

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<v Speaker 1>our time, says he will be there. He's not saying

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<v Speaker 1>who invited him, He's saying it is not CBS. Some

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<v Speaker 1>media analysts think he'll be there at the Paramount table,

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<v Speaker 1>and only Brendan Carr would deny he's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>there with CBS when he's going to be there with Paramount,

0:19:07.715 --> 0:19:15.075
<v Speaker 1>which owns CBS. Now not a bright guy. People will

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<v Speaker 1>go to this because the Chuck Todd Chris Silizza construction

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<v Speaker 1>still fits. There is nothing reporters yearn more for than

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<v Speaker 1>what they would want to see still happening in their

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<v Speaker 1>own profession, rather than what is happening the past, the

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<v Speaker 1>world in which there were only about six different kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of news political stories and they all fit neatly to

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<v Speaker 1>a series of maybe three different cubby holes, the way

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<v Speaker 1>it used to be, when news and the news media

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<v Speaker 1>were not imploding and not being bombed from above by

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<v Speaker 1>the president. When no, the few fair news organizations were

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<v Speaker 1>not being bought, subverted and sabotaged by the fascists, and no,

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<v Speaker 1>so all the jobs weren't disappearing, And no, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have impossible trouble finding a new job, and no, you

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<v Speaker 1>aren't going to have trouble making the rent, paying the mortgage.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, it's still okay to dress up on a

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<v Speaker 1>clammy Saturday night in April and sit on the oldest,

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<v Speaker 1>clammiest chairs left in any Washington hotel. And it's okay

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<v Speaker 1>to sit in the same room as Trump and pretend

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<v Speaker 1>it's still nineteen ninety six or something, and that you

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<v Speaker 1>can pretend that the president up there wouldn't enjoy watching

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<v Speaker 1>you get killed. Look, I get it. We were all

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<v Speaker 1>raised on all the president's men, and that image of reporting,

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<v Speaker 1>or at least the broadcast news version of reporting. It's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's dead. We might be able to get it back,

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<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't exist right now. And if you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for it to protect you two and I get the

0:21:06.995 --> 0:21:09.715
<v Speaker 1>other part. The high end people in the business who

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<v Speaker 1>are slowly sliding into the abyss of obeying in advance

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<v Speaker 1>of collaborating with Brendan Carr and the Ellisons and Barry

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<v Speaker 1>Weiss and the rest of them who would erase the

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<v Speaker 1>First Amendment or like Jeff Bezos, sell it to buy

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<v Speaker 1>extra implants for his wife's breasts. The money they offer

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<v Speaker 1>can still be much more than any of these people

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<v Speaker 1>could ever make doing anything else. The trap of that

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<v Speaker 1>money is you don't just look at a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years of a multimillion dollar salary and say, as I

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<v Speaker 1>honestly said, how can I make this last the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of my life? If I have to, or if I

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<v Speaker 1>decide one day I don't want to go to work anymore. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't do that. Suddenly you reset your floor that money.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm making seven million dollars a year, I will never

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<v Speaker 1>work for less than seven million again. It becomes the

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<v Speaker 1>minimum you need, and you will do anything to keep

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<v Speaker 1>it coming. At the pinnacle of my income, I like

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<v Speaker 1>to think of the days when I started and made

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen five hundred dollars a year as a sports reporter

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<v Speaker 1>at UPI in New York, and I did stuff like

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<v Speaker 1>this with Oberman rev.

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<v Speaker 2>After receiving gifts serious and comical and the phrase of

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<v Speaker 2>his teammates's manager and the fan Jetfish. Hutter marked his

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<v Speaker 2>retirement ceremony by noting the important people who could not

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<v Speaker 2>attend three people that way come in here.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to do stuff like that every day, and

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<v Speaker 1>on my off nights I would still go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the ballpark because I had a pass to get into

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<v Speaker 1>the press box, and dinner was still free in those

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<v Speaker 1>days in the press box, and then later they would

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<v Speaker 1>give you a snack and I could get there on

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<v Speaker 1>the subway and then usually get a free lift downtown

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<v Speaker 1>after the game from a friend. And if I did

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<v Speaker 1>it right, my cost for an evening of food and

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment and fellowship was the sixty cents the sub way cost,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of the three dollars and twenty five cents that

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<v Speaker 1>the dinner at Burger King cost to this day. In

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<v Speaker 1>a real sense, the two dollars and sixty five cents

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<v Speaker 1>I used to save while I beat the nineteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>nine system was the largest amount of money I have

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<v Speaker 1>ever had in my hands. I beat the system. I

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<v Speaker 1>made sure I remembered that others in media remember something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, only to do a Scarlett O'Hara and insist,

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<v Speaker 1>as God as their witness, they'll never be hungry again.

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<v Speaker 1>You think Jake Tapper wants to become a professional cartoonist

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<v Speaker 1>and take a cut from seven million a year to

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and thirteen thousand if he's lucky. Does Mattow

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<v Speaker 1>want to go back to being a dancing cell phone

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<v Speaker 1>outside a cell phone store in suburban Boston. Does Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>Eisen of CNBC want to go back to, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find work in some other field. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bit of a trap to ask Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>Wan about the election denial to get him to disagree

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<v Speaker 1>with President Trump, she said yesterday on CNBC in a

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<v Speaker 1>statement that should be framed and delivered to Brendan Carr

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<v Speaker 1>or Vladimir Putin. You know, no FED chair is going

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<v Speaker 1>to weigh in on politics like that, Senator Warren. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that was CNBC declaring, you know, no FED chair is

0:24:28.475 --> 0:24:32.035
<v Speaker 1>going to weigh in on politics like that. That CNBC

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<v Speaker 1>declaring Trump's attempt to overturn an election and overthrow the

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<v Speaker 1>government of the United States and end democracy here. That

0:24:38.715 --> 0:24:44.915
<v Speaker 1>that's quote politics. Sarah Eisen should be fired and CNBC

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<v Speaker 1>should be closed down and the building knocked down and

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<v Speaker 1>the earth beneath it salted. But no, they'll have a

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<v Speaker 1>table at the Washington Hilton, and maybe maybe this Eisen

0:24:57.035 --> 0:25:02.715
<v Speaker 1>woman will be there applauding the Nazis in person. I

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<v Speaker 1>still hold out some hope there there must be some

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<v Speaker 1>people somewhere who had thought about leaving the media anyway

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<v Speaker 1>and had saved their money for the day when the

0:25:12.675 --> 0:25:15.875
<v Speaker 1>chance might come around, the roulette wheel might spin and

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<v Speaker 1>they might at least make a statement about Trump that

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<v Speaker 1>Trump might actually see that they might break through the

0:25:22.115 --> 0:25:25.115
<v Speaker 1>bubble in which he lives, somebody who would stand up

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<v Speaker 1>as he enters the room and scream if you Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>or interrupt him if he actually gets up and talks,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you can't do that, because you would get

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<v Speaker 1>fired and blacklisted and they'd take your home within a month.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you get a pass. Though. Maybe if that's true,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you shouldn't go to the Damn Dinner anyway, which

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<v Speaker 1>in its best years is boring and sad, with terrible

0:25:51.795 --> 0:25:56.235
<v Speaker 1>food and too many chairs at each table. That was

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<v Speaker 1>before the dinner was actually so corrupted that it's organizing

0:25:59.475 --> 0:26:03.435
<v Speaker 1>committee would list Trump as they list Trump for this

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night, in this timeline, at this moment, they are

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<v Speaker 1>listing Trump as an honoree of the White House Correspondence Association.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, White House Correspondence Association. Can I be any

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<v Speaker 1>more blunt about that? Because the bottom line is, if

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<v Speaker 1>you are attending the White House Correspondence dinner, and you

0:26:22.235 --> 0:26:26.435
<v Speaker 1>are not storming out or otherwise protesting Trump's presence, Trump

0:26:26.475 --> 0:26:30.955
<v Speaker 1>who wants to destroy you literally and your employers and

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<v Speaker 1>your profession and decide which few of you get to live,

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<v Speaker 1>which few of you get to continue in some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of macabre perversion of journalism. If you are not protesting

0:26:41.355 --> 0:26:44.555
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow at the White House Correspondent's dinner, you are not

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<v Speaker 1>only a trader to journalism, you are a trader to America.

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<v Speaker 1>All set of interest here talking about dinner on Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>in DC. A little lighter note, time to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about my dates with Laura ingram Well one date and

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<v Speaker 1>then something that was closer to me being held hostage.

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<v Speaker 1>And more importantly, remember that trump crazy idea about the

0:27:16.515 --> 0:27:21.235
<v Speaker 1>Garden of Heroes. Two hundred and fifty statues of American

0:27:21.275 --> 0:27:25.675
<v Speaker 1>immortals like Elvis and Buffalo Bill and Justice Scalia and

0:27:25.755 --> 0:27:32.595
<v Speaker 1>Patten and Whittaker Effing Chambers to open on July fourth

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<v Speaker 1>for the country's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. Small problem

0:27:35.955 --> 0:27:40.915
<v Speaker 1>with the Garden of Heroes. They forgot to order the statues,

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<v Speaker 1>even the statue of Whittaker Chambers. They forgot to get

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<v Speaker 1>any statues for the Garden of Statues. That's next, that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know who Whittaker Chambers was. Whittaker Chambers was

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who ratted out Alger Hiss. That's next. This

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<v Speaker 1>is countdown.

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<v Speaker 4>This is countdown with Keith album.

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<v Speaker 1>Still ahead on this ediationtive countdown. I made reference online

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<v Speaker 1>early this week to having gone out on two dates

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<v Speaker 1>with Laura Ingram during a previous century. Judging by the

0:28:39.555 --> 0:28:45.635
<v Speaker 1>astonished reaction, this admittedly startling fact has apparently again slipped

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<v Speaker 1>from the forefront of the collective American consciousness. So let

0:28:49.995 --> 0:28:54.395
<v Speaker 1>me refresh your memory. The first one was definitely a date.

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<v Speaker 1>The second one, as I always like to say, was

0:28:56.955 --> 0:29:02.395
<v Speaker 1>more of a hostage situation, and I was the hostage. Next,

0:29:02.435 --> 0:29:07.195
<v Speaker 1>in another thing I promised not to tell in the interim,

0:29:07.235 --> 0:29:09.675
<v Speaker 1>we always have new idiots to talk about. The roundup

0:29:09.715 --> 0:29:13.075
<v Speaker 1>of the miscrants, morons and dunning krugriffect specimens who constitute

0:29:13.075 --> 0:29:19.635
<v Speaker 1>today's other worst persons in the world, the medalists, the

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<v Speaker 1>Bronze Worst, the National Garden of American Heroes. You remember

0:29:24.435 --> 0:29:30.475
<v Speaker 1>this crackpot idea among Trump's Trump's swell National Garden of

0:29:30.595 --> 0:29:35.555
<v Speaker 1>Crackpot ideas an outdoor collection of giant statues of popular

0:29:35.595 --> 0:29:42.515
<v Speaker 1>Americans Kobe Bryant, Rosa Parks, Elvis Presley, like very much,

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<v Speaker 1>up to two hundred and fifty of them, to be

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<v Speaker 1>sandwiched into the DC landscape outside somewhere in somebody's yard

0:29:51.435 --> 0:29:55.795
<v Speaker 1>or something, apparently near the Franklin Roosevelt Memorial, because duh

0:29:56.275 --> 0:29:59.915
<v Speaker 1>Trump is making sure there's another place where somebody will

0:29:59.915 --> 0:30:03.435
<v Speaker 1>have to put up a statue of him, or he

0:30:03.475 --> 0:30:06.915
<v Speaker 1>thinks he's making sure of that. The cell on this

0:30:06.955 --> 0:30:10.315
<v Speaker 1>one was it was to open around July fourth to

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<v Speaker 1>be part of the commemorations of America's two hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fiftieth anniversary, at least of the Declaration of Independence, so

0:30:16.795 --> 0:30:21.395
<v Speaker 1>we can celebrate it with Elvis. One assumes, by the way,

0:30:21.395 --> 0:30:25.395
<v Speaker 1>that's singing Elvis and not a statue of Elvis odeing

0:30:25.515 --> 0:30:29.955
<v Speaker 1>on the turlet Elvis. The whole thing is asinine. But

0:30:29.995 --> 0:30:33.435
<v Speaker 1>what's amazing is Trump and his cronies have somehow screwed

0:30:33.475 --> 0:30:37.355
<v Speaker 1>it up. It is the end of April, July fourth

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<v Speaker 1>is in July, and they don't have any of the

0:30:41.115 --> 0:30:43.875
<v Speaker 1>statues made yet. Hell, they don't even have any of

0:30:43.915 --> 0:30:48.195
<v Speaker 1>them commissioned yet. And don't think there haven't been applicants.

0:30:48.555 --> 0:30:53.315
<v Speaker 1>The statue business is not a high volume industry. You

0:30:53.395 --> 0:30:57.315
<v Speaker 1>get five statues or sculptures commissioned in a decade, you're

0:30:57.355 --> 0:31:01.075
<v Speaker 1>having a great year. Not only are there no statues,

0:31:01.075 --> 0:31:03.475
<v Speaker 1>they haven't even gotten permission to secure the land yet

0:31:03.715 --> 0:31:07.075
<v Speaker 1>or start the commission that would have to run the place. Now.

0:31:07.155 --> 0:31:09.835
<v Speaker 1>I can't help on that, but I do have a

0:31:09.875 --> 0:31:16.675
<v Speaker 1>suggestion on the lack of statues. Cardboard cutouts two hundred

0:31:16.715 --> 0:31:22.595
<v Speaker 1>and fifty cardboard cutouts of Kobe and Rosa, Parks and

0:31:22.795 --> 0:31:31.195
<v Speaker 1>Trump and Cash, Patel and Elvis. It'll be great until

0:31:31.235 --> 0:31:34.875
<v Speaker 1>it rains. Actually it would be greater after it rains.

0:31:35.955 --> 0:31:40.395
<v Speaker 1>The runner up worser Secretary of the Interior, Doug Bergham,

0:31:40.435 --> 0:31:43.475
<v Speaker 1>speaking of statues, No, not him, He's not made of

0:31:43.515 --> 0:31:47.755
<v Speaker 1>metal that he's very wooden. And why are the eyebrows

0:31:47.955 --> 0:31:53.155
<v Speaker 1>jet black? Doug? I mean, bluntly, I'm an eyebrows expert.

0:31:53.235 --> 0:31:57.115
<v Speaker 1>What the hell? Man? Doug Bergham is the President's point

0:31:57.155 --> 0:32:00.075
<v Speaker 1>man on one of the weirder co opter previous American

0:32:00.115 --> 0:32:03.435
<v Speaker 1>hero to grow Trump's reputation ideas weirder even than the

0:32:03.515 --> 0:32:08.555
<v Speaker 1>national Garden of American cardboard Heroes. Doug Bergham is starting

0:32:08.555 --> 0:32:12.075
<v Speaker 1>a pressure campaign, a public pressure campaign, in concert with

0:32:12.115 --> 0:32:16.355
<v Speaker 1>a museum, and maybe in concert with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell,

0:32:17.195 --> 0:32:19.195
<v Speaker 1>who used to make the sports version of the Worst

0:32:19.195 --> 0:32:21.835
<v Speaker 1>Person's List once a week when I did it for ESPN.

0:32:22.435 --> 0:32:27.835
<v Speaker 1>Doug Bergham wants President Theodore Roosevelt to be inducted into

0:32:27.915 --> 0:32:34.235
<v Speaker 1>the Professional Football Hall of Fame. Bergham points accurately to

0:32:34.275 --> 0:32:36.715
<v Speaker 1>TR's efforts in nineteen oh five to get hold of

0:32:36.715 --> 0:32:40.355
<v Speaker 1>the then out of control increase in severe injuries during

0:32:40.395 --> 0:32:44.555
<v Speaker 1>football games, even fatal injuries. He convened his summit. He

0:32:44.675 --> 0:32:48.755
<v Speaker 1>got rules changes, They eliminated the flying wedge, they improved

0:32:48.835 --> 0:32:53.075
<v Speaker 1>helmet quality, all great things. And the other option was

0:32:53.115 --> 0:32:57.555
<v Speaker 1>to ban football. But the point is all of Roosevelt's

0:32:57.555 --> 0:33:02.355
<v Speaker 1>interventions pertained to college football. There had been some pro

0:33:02.395 --> 0:33:06.955
<v Speaker 1>football by nineteen oh five, teams a few failed attempts

0:33:06.955 --> 0:33:10.475
<v Speaker 1>at leagues, mostly in Ohio and Pennsylvania. They had an

0:33:10.515 --> 0:33:13.155
<v Speaker 1>indoor football game at Madison Square Garden with a bunch

0:33:13.195 --> 0:33:17.315
<v Speaker 1>of famous baseball players, but professional football would not really

0:33:17.315 --> 0:33:21.275
<v Speaker 1>be a serious thing until the nineteen twenties. By some measurements,

0:33:21.635 --> 0:33:25.635
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't serious until the nineteen thirties. Hell, one of

0:33:25.675 --> 0:33:28.715
<v Speaker 1>the networks that had exclusive TV rights for football in

0:33:28.755 --> 0:33:33.355
<v Speaker 1>the nineteen fifties went out of business. Dumont Television carried

0:33:33.395 --> 0:33:36.755
<v Speaker 1>the National Football League in the fifties and it went bankrupt.

0:33:37.315 --> 0:33:44.195
<v Speaker 1>That's how unpopular professional football was. Teddy Roosevelt saved college football,

0:33:44.235 --> 0:33:46.795
<v Speaker 1>and Doug Bergram's argument to put him in the Pro

0:33:46.835 --> 0:33:50.155
<v Speaker 1>Football Hall Fame is that because he saved college football,

0:33:50.595 --> 0:33:54.875
<v Speaker 1>that in turn saved pro football for the future. And

0:33:54.955 --> 0:33:59.235
<v Speaker 1>that's ridiculous. What's the idea here, what's the Trump scam

0:33:59.235 --> 0:34:01.915
<v Speaker 1>on this one? Teddy Roosevelt has nothing to do with

0:34:01.995 --> 0:34:07.235
<v Speaker 1>the NFL or Pro Football. Next year's NFL Draft of

0:34:07.315 --> 0:34:10.395
<v Speaker 1>college players is supposed to be held on the National

0:34:10.475 --> 0:34:13.835
<v Speaker 1>Mall in Washington. And if you could tie Teddy Roosevelt's

0:34:13.875 --> 0:34:16.755
<v Speaker 1>election to the Pro Football Hall of Fame to the

0:34:16.755 --> 0:34:24.075
<v Speaker 1>Pro football draft, that would make it, that would make it. Well,

0:34:24.235 --> 0:34:26.635
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't really make it anything either, does it that?

0:34:26.835 --> 0:34:30.715
<v Speaker 1>There's no there's no scam here, There's no well, there's

0:34:30.755 --> 0:34:34.315
<v Speaker 1>no scam. We can explain, but it makes no sense

0:34:34.355 --> 0:34:36.995
<v Speaker 1>because the Pro Football Hall of Fame has its own

0:34:36.995 --> 0:34:40.795
<v Speaker 1>induction ceremony and an exhibition game to go with it

0:34:40.875 --> 0:34:43.355
<v Speaker 1>each summer in the place where they have a Hall

0:34:43.395 --> 0:34:46.555
<v Speaker 1>of Fame, Canton, Ohio. The only thing I can think

0:34:46.595 --> 0:34:50.395
<v Speaker 1>of is this is this rare, one dimensional stupidity from

0:34:50.395 --> 0:34:54.675
<v Speaker 1>the Trump administration. This is just a dumb idea from

0:34:54.715 --> 0:34:59.635
<v Speaker 1>two dumb guys. Why don't we put Alexander Hamilton in

0:34:59.675 --> 0:35:03.715
<v Speaker 1>the Pro Football Hall of Fame? Or Ben Franklin? I

0:35:03.715 --> 0:35:07.715
<v Speaker 1>mean they named the field after Ben Franklin. But our winner,

0:35:07.795 --> 0:35:11.395
<v Speaker 1>the worst Congressman, Clay Fuller of Georgia. Once again, each

0:35:11.435 --> 0:35:13.835
<v Speaker 1>time you think you know the ten dumbest members of

0:35:13.835 --> 0:35:16.915
<v Speaker 1>the House of Representatives, a new one is discovered, just

0:35:17.035 --> 0:35:21.235
<v Speaker 1>like termites. Fuller is the guy who succeeded Marjorie Taylor Green,

0:35:22.275 --> 0:35:25.355
<v Speaker 1>who right now looks like sheep should be given a

0:35:25.395 --> 0:35:29.595
<v Speaker 1>statue in the Hall of Famous Cardboard Americans or something

0:35:30.235 --> 0:35:34.555
<v Speaker 1>compared certainly to her successor. Fuller posted what he says

0:35:34.635 --> 0:35:40.115
<v Speaker 1>what he says now was a satirical video complaining about

0:35:40.195 --> 0:35:44.915
<v Speaker 1>air conditioning at a Maryland hotel. This video recorded with

0:35:44.955 --> 0:35:49.155
<v Speaker 1>the congressman shown wearing a backwards snap back ball cap.

0:35:49.475 --> 0:35:51.635
<v Speaker 1>This is a grown man forty years old trying to

0:35:51.715 --> 0:35:55.075
<v Speaker 1>dress like he's seventeen. This video has some very interesting

0:35:55.155 --> 0:35:58.355
<v Speaker 1>claims about the state of Georgia that he represents.

0:35:58.635 --> 0:36:01.595
<v Speaker 4>He said, well, don't worry, there's this VIP setting that

0:36:01.635 --> 0:36:03.875
<v Speaker 4>we can override it and the AC will turn on.

0:36:03.955 --> 0:36:06.715
<v Speaker 4>And I was offended. I said, hey, I don't understand

0:36:06.835 --> 0:36:09.955
<v Speaker 4>I should already be in VIP mode because I'm from Georgia.

0:36:10.035 --> 0:36:12.835
<v Speaker 4>He says, I don't understand. I said, well, Georgia is

0:36:12.995 --> 0:36:16.475
<v Speaker 4>named after George Washington, who white literally invented freedom. As

0:36:16.515 --> 0:36:18.875
<v Speaker 4>the birthplace of Ronald Acunia Junior.

0:36:19.315 --> 0:36:23.595
<v Speaker 1>Nobody is stupid enough to think that Ronald Acunya Junior

0:36:23.635 --> 0:36:27.955
<v Speaker 1>of Atlanta Braves is from Georgia was born in Georgia.

0:36:28.795 --> 0:36:31.635
<v Speaker 1>But given that, MAGA tried to get Senator Murphy like

0:36:31.755 --> 0:36:34.835
<v Speaker 1>arrested when he responded this week to news of Iranian

0:36:34.875 --> 0:36:38.435
<v Speaker 1>ships getting through the blockade with a clearly satirical awesome,

0:36:39.675 --> 0:36:43.475
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say this didn't start out as entirely satirical,

0:36:43.795 --> 0:36:48.035
<v Speaker 1>and that Clay Fuller really believes Georgia is named after

0:36:48.155 --> 0:36:52.995
<v Speaker 1>George Washington. The date is actually fascinating about this. Georgia

0:36:53.075 --> 0:36:57.035
<v Speaker 1>was founded in April seventeen thirty two. George Washington had

0:36:57.075 --> 0:37:00.155
<v Speaker 1>been born in February seventeen thirty two. So, according to

0:37:00.195 --> 0:37:03.435
<v Speaker 1>this theory, the King of England, King George, named the

0:37:03.475 --> 0:37:07.715
<v Speaker 1>new colony of Georgia after a different George who was

0:37:07.915 --> 0:37:13.715
<v Speaker 1>a two month old infant. Congressman Clay. You know, that's

0:37:13.715 --> 0:37:16.595
<v Speaker 1>all MAGA is missing. A congressman who is himself a

0:37:16.635 --> 0:37:20.475
<v Speaker 1>two month old infant fuller of Georgia with his hat

0:37:20.515 --> 0:37:44.195
<v Speaker 1>on backwards. Today's other worst person. And it is important

0:37:44.235 --> 0:37:47.835
<v Speaker 1>to know that though Laura Ingram was the first star

0:37:48.235 --> 0:37:52.315
<v Speaker 1>of MSNBC, literally shown on the cover of the New

0:37:52.395 --> 0:37:57.115
<v Speaker 1>York Times magazine in a leopard print skirt in nineteen

0:37:57.275 --> 0:38:01.195
<v Speaker 1>ninety five, a year before MSNBC even went on the air.

0:38:01.235 --> 0:38:04.915
<v Speaker 1>It's why they hired her the skirt, she did not

0:38:05.035 --> 0:38:08.755
<v Speaker 1>get her own primetime show in cable news for another

0:38:08.915 --> 0:38:12.515
<v Speaker 1>twenty two years. And she did not get that show

0:38:12.635 --> 0:38:18.235
<v Speaker 1>until she fully embraced Trump. And as we've seen yet again,

0:38:18.675 --> 0:38:23.515
<v Speaker 1>as Trump has circled the drain, she sure has embraced

0:38:23.595 --> 0:38:27.595
<v Speaker 1>him in things I promised not to tell little personal

0:38:27.675 --> 0:38:31.795
<v Speaker 1>experience about embracing her my primetime cable news show debut

0:38:31.835 --> 0:38:36.475
<v Speaker 1>on October one, nineteen ninety seven. That would be twenty

0:38:36.555 --> 0:38:39.795
<v Speaker 1>years before hers. But she was a guest on my

0:38:39.955 --> 0:38:42.995
<v Speaker 1>show the first time the next month, November nineteen ninety seven,

0:38:43.155 --> 0:38:46.955
<v Speaker 1>and she asked me out in December. I think it

0:38:47.035 --> 0:38:50.275
<v Speaker 1>was long after that that Laura revealed to me that

0:38:50.355 --> 0:38:53.995
<v Speaker 1>her mother's dying words to her had been, Lara, why

0:38:54.035 --> 0:38:58.555
<v Speaker 1>are you so BASSI? I mean, who tells anybody else

0:38:58.595 --> 0:39:01.435
<v Speaker 1>something like that, anybody else in the world. Why would

0:39:01.515 --> 0:39:07.315
<v Speaker 1>you say that? Wouldn't you make up some nicer sounding Laura,

0:39:07.435 --> 0:39:09.635
<v Speaker 1>you have been such a great daughter. I mean, how

0:39:09.675 --> 0:39:14.715
<v Speaker 1>in the hell could I check? Even more recently than that,

0:39:14.755 --> 0:39:17.195
<v Speaker 1>she had invoked her mother again in public, I think

0:39:17.235 --> 0:39:20.955
<v Speaker 1>as an excuse for raising the Social Security age, or

0:39:20.995 --> 0:39:25.915
<v Speaker 1>eliminating Social Security altogether, or having ninety year old's screw

0:39:25.995 --> 0:39:28.955
<v Speaker 1>little screws into American iPhones or something. I can't remember

0:39:28.995 --> 0:39:35.395
<v Speaker 1>what it was. It's true, though, even as Laura flourished

0:39:35.435 --> 0:39:40.115
<v Speaker 1>in television, she never said her mom, here's enough so

0:39:40.275 --> 0:39:44.035
<v Speaker 1>you can retire. Laura boasted in public that her mother,

0:39:44.195 --> 0:39:49.235
<v Speaker 1>Anne worked until she was seventy three as a waitress

0:39:49.795 --> 0:39:56.555
<v Speaker 1>full time, and boasted that her mother continued to pay

0:39:56.595 --> 0:40:07.555
<v Speaker 1>off Laura's college loans. Anyway, the Ingram date and something

0:40:07.595 --> 0:40:09.675
<v Speaker 1>she told me on the first of these dates has

0:40:09.795 --> 0:40:13.675
<v Speaker 1>resonated with me literally every month since and is relevant

0:40:13.835 --> 0:40:21.275
<v Speaker 1>to politics today. I did not so much date her

0:40:21.435 --> 0:40:26.035
<v Speaker 1>as survive her. Even then before nine to eleven helped

0:40:26.115 --> 0:40:29.475
<v Speaker 1>to slide her cheese off her cracker. I find a

0:40:29.555 --> 0:40:33.715
<v Speaker 1>diary entry referring to her as Hurricane Laura. That was

0:40:33.755 --> 0:40:38.475
<v Speaker 1>March fifteenth, nineteen ninety eight. Beware the odds of March

0:40:38.915 --> 0:40:45.755
<v Speaker 1>Julius Caesar. I didn't, honestly, and God helped me. Nearly

0:40:45.755 --> 0:40:47.555
<v Speaker 1>forty eight years of dating, I have not been a

0:40:47.635 --> 0:40:50.795
<v Speaker 1>kiss and tell her I have dated. I don't know dozens.

0:40:51.035 --> 0:40:55.515
<v Speaker 1>We're in a couple of hundred, actually thirteen, seriously, with

0:40:55.595 --> 0:40:58.595
<v Speaker 1>maybe three exceptions. You don't know any of their names.

0:40:59.235 --> 0:41:02.035
<v Speaker 1>One of them, now a political writer, basically lived with

0:41:02.115 --> 0:41:07.275
<v Speaker 1>me for three years. I keep that confidence. So why

0:41:07.275 --> 0:41:10.555
<v Speaker 1>am I telling this story violating that? Because not three

0:41:10.595 --> 0:41:13.635
<v Speaker 1>months after that first date, when we were still going out,

0:41:14.355 --> 0:41:16.195
<v Speaker 1>Laura Ingram asked me if she could look at a

0:41:16.235 --> 0:41:18.835
<v Speaker 1>speech I was going to give it Corneill's graduation weekend

0:41:19.195 --> 0:41:23.835
<v Speaker 1>and offer suggestions. This is so long ago, I literally

0:41:24.035 --> 0:41:28.195
<v Speaker 1>faxed it to her. Sure enough, a couple days later,

0:41:28.515 --> 0:41:31.795
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching Imus in the morning, which was televised by

0:41:31.835 --> 0:41:35.555
<v Speaker 1>my network MSNBC, and there on his desk in front

0:41:35.555 --> 0:41:39.075
<v Speaker 1>of him is the faxed copy of my speech, and

0:41:39.115 --> 0:41:43.515
<v Speaker 1>he is reading from my facts. I could recognize the

0:41:43.675 --> 0:41:48.155
<v Speaker 1>exact sequence of the vertical stripes. My cheap fax machine

0:41:48.195 --> 0:41:52.435
<v Speaker 1>used to streak all my outgoing pages with Laura used

0:41:52.435 --> 0:41:54.915
<v Speaker 1>to go on his show a lot, so to curry

0:41:54.955 --> 0:41:59.555
<v Speaker 1>favor with iMOS, she sent him the speech without asking me.

0:42:00.755 --> 0:42:04.435
<v Speaker 1>As I told her that day, all bets are now off.

0:42:05.395 --> 0:42:08.235
<v Speaker 1>So I've told parts of this story before, like She

0:42:08.395 --> 0:42:11.835
<v Speaker 1>had been a Supreme Court clerk for Clarence Thomas, and

0:42:11.995 --> 0:42:14.835
<v Speaker 1>our first date consisted of taking me on an insider's

0:42:14.875 --> 0:42:17.155
<v Speaker 1>tour of the court and having me sit in his

0:42:17.355 --> 0:42:20.315
<v Speaker 1>chair in tribute to him. I did not say or

0:42:20.315 --> 0:42:24.315
<v Speaker 1>do anything constructive. She then cooked me the largest steak

0:42:24.395 --> 0:42:26.755
<v Speaker 1>I had ever seen that did not have a rodeo

0:42:26.875 --> 0:42:30.435
<v Speaker 1>cowboy riding on it, and we watched a woman later

0:42:30.515 --> 0:42:33.835
<v Speaker 1>discredited because she could not keep her stories straight, go

0:42:33.875 --> 0:42:37.395
<v Speaker 1>on sixty minutes and make allegations against Bill Clinton. This

0:42:37.635 --> 0:42:42.635
<v Speaker 1>is my perfect date, Laura told me seared into my memory.

0:42:44.115 --> 0:42:47.795
<v Speaker 1>But the important Laura Ingram's story sitting there in the

0:42:47.835 --> 0:42:50.675
<v Speaker 1>middle of all the debris. I don't think I've ever

0:42:50.715 --> 0:42:54.995
<v Speaker 1>told this. The first date was only about six weeks

0:42:55.035 --> 0:42:57.275
<v Speaker 1>after the then First Lady Hillary Clinton got on the

0:42:57.275 --> 0:43:01.275
<v Speaker 1>Today Show and blamed the at best exaggerated scandal about

0:43:01.275 --> 0:43:04.995
<v Speaker 1>her husband at Monica Lewinsky on the quote vast right

0:43:05.035 --> 0:43:10.475
<v Speaker 1>wing conspiracy that is south stumpid. Laura said that night,

0:43:10.475 --> 0:43:13.475
<v Speaker 1>as she showed me her small office upstairs, I expected

0:43:13.475 --> 0:43:15.795
<v Speaker 1>that she was about to decry the idea that Republicans

0:43:15.835 --> 0:43:20.195
<v Speaker 1>would exploit television, talk radio and the brand new Internet

0:43:20.395 --> 0:43:22.675
<v Speaker 1>to try to bring down a president from the other party.

0:43:22.715 --> 0:43:26.635
<v Speaker 1>And I said, so naive little boy that I was no,

0:43:26.875 --> 0:43:30.515
<v Speaker 1>not that, of course we're doing that. She was kind

0:43:30.515 --> 0:43:33.955
<v Speaker 1>of offended that I doubted the conspiracy part. I explained,

0:43:33.955 --> 0:43:36.995
<v Speaker 1>I'd only been covering politics for two months. At the

0:43:37.115 --> 0:43:40.755
<v Speaker 1>end of the day, she said, end of the day, constantly,

0:43:40.955 --> 0:43:43.675
<v Speaker 1>at the end of the day, it's that vast part.

0:43:43.915 --> 0:43:47.635
<v Speaker 1>It's not vast, vast right wing conspiracy. Why, I bet

0:43:47.715 --> 0:43:52.515
<v Speaker 1>there's not even thirty of us. Laura Ingraman explained that

0:43:52.515 --> 0:43:55.075
<v Speaker 1>she was essentially the central desk for what she called

0:43:55.115 --> 0:43:58.795
<v Speaker 1>the miniature right wing conspiracy. She showed me a printed

0:43:58.835 --> 0:44:01.635
<v Speaker 1>page that had the facts numbers of about two dozen people.

0:44:01.995 --> 0:44:05.235
<v Speaker 1>There at the top are the sources. She said. There

0:44:05.315 --> 0:44:07.915
<v Speaker 1>was Ted Olsen, the attorney, founder of the so called

0:44:08.035 --> 0:44:11.315
<v Speaker 1>Arkansas Project and the husband of Barbara Olson, a constant

0:44:11.395 --> 0:44:14.675
<v Speaker 1>presence as a talking head on cable news. She later

0:44:14.755 --> 0:44:18.595
<v Speaker 1>died on nine to eleven. Everybody liked her. There were

0:44:18.635 --> 0:44:21.475
<v Speaker 1>several numbers in the Office of Independent Counsel ken Starr.

0:44:21.555 --> 0:44:25.595
<v Speaker 1>One of them read B. Cavanaugh. I said, who's that?

0:44:25.755 --> 0:44:29.315
<v Speaker 1>She said, nobody important. The only other name I remember

0:44:29.395 --> 0:44:32.035
<v Speaker 1>was Spencer Abraham, who then was a senator from Michigan.

0:44:32.595 --> 0:44:35.315
<v Speaker 1>She said, they, including the people in ken Starr's office,

0:44:35.355 --> 0:44:39.875
<v Speaker 1>sent her all the rumors, the ideas, stuff about Clinton.

0:44:40.395 --> 0:44:43.435
<v Speaker 1>Stuff they made up, and she distributed them to the

0:44:43.475 --> 0:44:46.915
<v Speaker 1>other parts of the list. That's these numbers. One number

0:44:46.995 --> 0:44:53.915
<v Speaker 1>was marked Hannity Radio, another Hannity TV. O'Reilly Radio, O'Reilly TV.

0:44:54.035 --> 0:44:57.435
<v Speaker 1>There was one for Limbaugh. There was one mark Justice Thomas,

0:44:57.515 --> 0:45:01.395
<v Speaker 1>and I pointed to it. He likes to stay and farmed. Now,

0:45:01.435 --> 0:45:03.555
<v Speaker 1>maybe the most important name is not on that list.

0:45:03.595 --> 0:45:08.635
<v Speaker 1>That's Matt Dradge. She said, Matt Drudge used all her stuff,

0:45:09.515 --> 0:45:11.235
<v Speaker 1>but he didn't want any of it to be traceable,

0:45:11.315 --> 0:45:14.795
<v Speaker 1>very big on not traceable, so I never fax it

0:45:14.875 --> 0:45:16.955
<v Speaker 1>to him. She said, I just give it to my brother.

0:45:17.435 --> 0:45:20.875
<v Speaker 1>This is when she still liked her brother. He sees

0:45:20.955 --> 0:45:24.795
<v Speaker 1>Drudge all the time. He gives the stuff to Drudge. Now, Oliver,

0:45:24.835 --> 0:45:29.195
<v Speaker 1>here is my baseball collection. See, there were reasons to

0:45:29.195 --> 0:45:33.355
<v Speaker 1>go out with her. At the time, I could think

0:45:33.395 --> 0:45:36.275
<v Speaker 1>only of an old cartoon I had once seen. It

0:45:36.315 --> 0:45:39.875
<v Speaker 1>was an octopus working in the post office, using all

0:45:39.915 --> 0:45:43.835
<v Speaker 1>eight of its limbs to sort the mail. But every

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks it dawns on me afresh. Then I

0:45:45.835 --> 0:45:49.635
<v Speaker 1>was actually a witness to one of the earliest configurations

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<v Speaker 1>of the machinery. And there is no doubt today whether

0:45:52.875 --> 0:45:56.835
<v Speaker 1>it is vast or miniature. It's best the machinery that

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<v Speaker 1>links the right wing politicians and those who are supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be above the fray, like Supreme Court justices and

0:46:02.475 --> 0:46:06.075
<v Speaker 1>special prosecutors and people like that. There with the right

0:46:06.115 --> 0:46:09.395
<v Speaker 1>wing publicity outlets that pretend to be news organizations like

0:46:09.515 --> 0:46:12.955
<v Speaker 1>Fox and Drudge and Oaan and Newsmax, and the ones

0:46:12.955 --> 0:46:16.275
<v Speaker 1>that don't even pretend like those who succeeded Limbaugh. This

0:46:16.515 --> 0:46:22.235
<v Speaker 1>machine is, in fact everything that your typical paranoid conservative,

0:46:22.355 --> 0:46:27.915
<v Speaker 1>Republican fascist trumpest thinks is being run by George Soros

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<v Speaker 1>or Bill Gates or doctor Fauci or me. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to say, there are reports or accusations

0:46:36.995 --> 0:46:39.795
<v Speaker 1>about some Democrat or a liberal figure or celebrity. Well,

0:46:39.835 --> 0:46:43.075
<v Speaker 1>somebody puts a rumor in at one end of the machinery,

0:46:43.835 --> 0:46:45.675
<v Speaker 1>or somebody makes up a rumor at one end of

0:46:45.675 --> 0:46:48.435
<v Speaker 1>the machinery. It is then sent to dozens of other people.

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<v Speaker 1>They repeat it voila. Suddenly there are reports. The reports

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<v Speaker 1>then get fed back to Fox News or Breitbart or

0:46:57.075 --> 0:47:01.595
<v Speaker 1>the Wall Street Journal or the Supreme Court, or they're

0:47:01.635 --> 0:47:06.435
<v Speaker 1>just tweeted by a thousand bots simultaneously. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>push this ancient racist, anti Semitic paranoia called the Great Replacement,

0:47:11.035 --> 0:47:14.235
<v Speaker 1>but you wanted to come out washed clean enough that

0:47:14.475 --> 0:47:18.435
<v Speaker 1>soulless opportunists like Elis Stephanic and JD Vance can say

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<v Speaker 1>it aloud on the campaign trail without forfeiting their candidacies.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the machinery, and I saw the machinery when

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a list of twenty and thirty people,

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<v Speaker 1>And at that moment I barely recognized the importance of

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<v Speaker 1>what I saw. Then again, I was still on that night,

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<v Speaker 1>recovering from not just the Giant's steak, but something far

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<v Speaker 1>more visceral. Earlier that day, as we were leaving the

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<v Speaker 1>Supreme Court, Laura Ingram had boasted about getting even with

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<v Speaker 1>an ex boyfriend by going back into what had been

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<v Speaker 1>their house and putting up exact copies of all the

0:47:58.035 --> 0:48:00.875
<v Speaker 1>photos of the two of them together that he had

0:48:00.915 --> 0:48:04.675
<v Speaker 1>taken down from his walls. And when he got small

0:48:04.755 --> 0:48:08.395
<v Speaker 1>art and changed the locks, she went back again to

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<v Speaker 1>finish the job. Found her key didn't work so naturally

0:48:14.275 --> 0:48:18.235
<v Speaker 1>as you would. She stuffed his garden hose through the

0:48:18.275 --> 0:48:20.875
<v Speaker 1>mail slot of his front door and turned on the

0:48:20.955 --> 0:48:25.915
<v Speaker 1>outdoors spagot ten thousand dollars worth of heart. When Florence ruined,

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<v Speaker 1>she said proudly, and part of me screamed, flee, flee.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I didn't flee. Later, as I tried to sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>two noises kept me awake, snoring, not my own, and

0:48:45.555 --> 0:48:50.195
<v Speaker 1>Laura's dog. Laura's dog kept talking in his sleep, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>almost in syllables, yell like that it was something like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five degrees out and I was on the second floor.

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<v Speaker 1>And yet I resolved that if her dog really did

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<v Speaker 1>make that last leap, to formulate actual syllables. And it

0:49:11.435 --> 0:49:14.235
<v Speaker 1>turned out her dog was the one telling her what

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<v Speaker 1>to do, I was simply going to leave by the

0:49:16.715 --> 0:49:22.515
<v Speaker 1>window without bothering to open it first. The next morning,

0:49:22.595 --> 0:49:24.915
<v Speaker 1>Laura and I walked her dog. We got to an

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<v Speaker 1>empty field. She threw a tennis ball, He went and

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<v Speaker 1>got it. She cocked her arm back again. He took off,

0:49:32.075 --> 0:49:35.195
<v Speaker 1>loving life as he did. She did not throw it.

0:49:35.395 --> 0:49:38.755
<v Speaker 1>He went forty to fifty sixty feet, then stopped and

0:49:38.875 --> 0:49:44.475
<v Speaker 1>looked back at her with such disappointment and even a

0:49:44.515 --> 0:49:48.755
<v Speaker 1>sense of betrayal, and she said, loudly, without a trace

0:49:48.795 --> 0:49:53.755
<v Speaker 1>of affection for him or anything else, wait far at

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<v Speaker 1>which is when I realized I was being courted to

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<v Speaker 1>be the next dog. A few weeks later, back home

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<v Speaker 1>in New York, I got home from working an early

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<v Speaker 1>morning shift filling in for the commentator Paul Harvey at

0:50:08.835 --> 0:50:11.395
<v Speaker 1>ABC Radio. I was just waking up from a tortured

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<v Speaker 1>nap when the phone rang, and it's Laura. I'm downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to my old law firms party at the museum.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I was exhausted. We're going, or I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>stay here at this payphone outside your planes calling you

0:50:23.635 --> 0:50:30.795
<v Speaker 1>all night. We went. The next opportunity probably was going

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<v Speaker 1>to be me on the wrong end of a hostage drama.

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<v Speaker 1>Turned out she was not invited to her party. We're

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<v Speaker 1>crashing it. I'm going to drink heavily. Frankly, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a great party. I got to meet Hillary Clinton's mother

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<v Speaker 1>and her brother. And if you think the fascists are

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<v Speaker 1>completely sincere about everything, even their neuroses and their paranoia, no,

0:50:52.195 --> 0:50:55.715
<v Speaker 1>Laura Ingram hugged Hillary Clinton's mother and Hillary Clinton's brother.

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<v Speaker 1>They seem to be friends. Later we wound up meeting

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<v Speaker 1>friends of her in the Oak bar at the Plaza Hotel,

0:51:04.155 --> 0:51:09.355
<v Speaker 1>where she kept drinking. I was astonished. After about her

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<v Speaker 1>sixth Cosmopolitan on top of everything she'd had at the party,

0:51:12.635 --> 0:51:16.075
<v Speaker 1>she began to droop her head, nodding like a bobblehead doll.

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<v Speaker 1>Her friend said, Okay, that's it, we'll take care of

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<v Speaker 1>the check. You take care of her. She had not

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a hotel room or anything. And if you've ever

0:51:26.595 --> 0:51:29.595
<v Speaker 1>heard of anybody who needed to be poured into a

0:51:29.675 --> 0:51:32.155
<v Speaker 1>cab because they were so drunk. You don't really know

0:51:32.195 --> 0:51:34.915
<v Speaker 1>what that means until you have to pour them into

0:51:34.955 --> 0:51:39.115
<v Speaker 1>a cab. Frankly, I wanted to put her in a

0:51:39.195 --> 0:51:44.035
<v Speaker 1>hotel somewhere, but the spectacle would have made the gossip pages.

0:51:44.595 --> 0:51:48.035
<v Speaker 1>She basically could not stand up, so I took her

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<v Speaker 1>to my apartment, put her into my bed, and I

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<v Speaker 1>went and slept on the couch at the far end

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<v Speaker 1>of the apartment, which is where I was hours later

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning when she woke me up because she

0:51:58.275 --> 0:52:02.155
<v Speaker 1>came parading through using my phone to call my assistant

0:52:02.155 --> 0:52:04.635
<v Speaker 1>to get a car sent to my address to take

0:52:04.755 --> 0:52:07.155
<v Speaker 1>her to the airport, and to make sure that everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in my office knew she had stayed overnight at my apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>And all I kept thinking was why didn't I follow

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<v Speaker 1>my instincts. My instincts said flee, I fleed. Not, of course,

0:52:25.435 --> 0:52:28.435
<v Speaker 1>if I had fled, I would have missed seeing the

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<v Speaker 1>telephone tree of the miniature right wing conspiracy, wouldn't I

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<v Speaker 1>I've done all the damage I can do here. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for listening. It really happened, and then I let

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<v Speaker 1>it happen again. I'm a lot less judgmental now than

0:52:56.835 --> 0:53:00.275
<v Speaker 1>I was before that second date. Oh yeah, you should

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<v Speaker 1>and everything else was as always my fault. That's countdown

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<v Speaker 1>for today, Day four hundred and forty nine of America

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<v Speaker 1>held hostage again, but just one thousand and four days

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<v Speaker 1>until the scheduled end of his lame duck and lame

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<v Speaker 1>brained term unless he is removed sooner by trying to

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<v Speaker 1>start the war in Vietnam. Again. The next scheduled countdown

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Keith Olberman. Good morning, good afternoon, good night, and

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