WEBVTT - Boiled Hot Dogs? 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.720 Now you're recording. Yes, well, hello there, Hi, welcome to 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:06.720 serial Killers. Yay, which theme would you like to hear 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:11.880 at the beginning here? Whichever you choose, Dealers, spoon Man, 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.960 serial Killers. We're here. I can't, I can't. I just 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:17.959 I want to get right to it. Okay, this is 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:21.640 episode one nine five. Yeah, today, we're here for you. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:24.400 It's Monday, it's Labor Day, it's September. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:27.000 Oh, a holiday episode that gets no listens? 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:31.760 What are you talking about? Everybody that's off is listening today, right, You. 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:34.640 Know, the statistics prove differently, but we charge ahead. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:36.320 But wait, house, So I don't understand, Like, why would 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.479 people not listen? Because it's so people listen to us 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:39.160 on the way to work. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:44.600 Yes, because again, podcasting is like a form of media 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.360 that you listen to in the car or on long drives, 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.720 and it's like a schedule type thing. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:51.760 So no one's sitting around their house right now just 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.840 saying oh, it's Monday, serial Killers. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:57.000 When we released on Christmas, when we've released on New Year's, 0:00:57.120 --> 0:01:01.000 when we've released on any other holiday, normally people don't listen. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:02.240 I have a feeling this is going to be the 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.920 biggest listening day of all time. Okay, let's check the records. 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.600 All right, you're ready, Yeah, all right, let's get to eating. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:09.560 Sure. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.399 So you were recently on a road trip. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:12.759 So we're doing my cereals. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.160 Well we've always been doing your cereals in this episode. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.679 Where are you going while he's doing that stand up? 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:22.400 Say hi Cooper? So my daughter Cooper is just sitting 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.000 in because she's here, you just like body slam your child. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:27.600 I wouldn't touch her. She fell, she tripped on the chair. Okay, 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.759 you can watch the video. I didn't do anything, all right, 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.520 I saw your child fall back. She tripped on the chair. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.039 Uh huh. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.560 All right, dude, anyway, what do you you know what? 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:38.840 Let's do the new one first and then we can 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:40.959 get to your stuff from the road. Okay, is it 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:43.520 all right? So I went into Jamie Moon's box that 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.240 she sent us. That box is never ending, by the way, 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:47.800 there's there's literally fifty cereals in there, and it's zing 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.000 and they're slowly dwindling but not fast enough. You just 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:51.720 went cross. 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.480 Hyde, Yeah, because I was looking at the microphone. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:57.840 Oh okay, so this is the one that I picked 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:02.400 for today. I hope you like blueberries. No, are they dehydrated? Well, 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.160 I mean they're certainly not hydrated if they're in a 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.120 box of cereal. Andrew, Oh my god, what's the matter. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.800 What if it's like blueberry flavor, like you know, there's 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.280 blueberry flavoring, but instead you have to give the snippy remark. 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.520 But I would sure hope that they're not hydrated in 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.720 a box of cereal. Andy, Well, I mean they can't 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:19.680 be hydrated in a box of cereal. That's why I'm 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:23.400 saying maybe it's blueberry flavored. Blueberry cheerios are blueberry flavored? 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.720 There's no blueberries in it. No, there's blueberries in this one. 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:27.480 I'm gonna go down and get it. Okay, Well, I play. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:39.360 This cereal share. 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.400 Okay, shook it up because it is New Cliff Cereal 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:46.280 blueberry and almond butter. Great almond. I love almond. You 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.880 love almonds. Almonds, almonds and blueberries. Yeah, thirty percent less 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.960 sugar than leading cereal brands. That doesn't really make any 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:55.480 sense because different cereals have different amounts of sugar in them. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.920 Oh, I'm sorry, I have you know work text coming in. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.120 There's fifteen minutes of the day that you could just 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:02.720 ignore work ten fifteen minutes. 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.600 Yeah, come on, buddy, I'm sorry, but flights, you know, 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.400 can get booked in that time. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:08.360 You got flights going on? 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.040 Yes I do. Scott. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:11.760 Where are you going? 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:12.720 Probably nowhere? 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:13.000 Good? 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.200 Are you going to Indiana where the post factory is? 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:21.519 It's not an Indian make it a work trip, okay, Andrew. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.800 So we know that Cliff has ventured out into the 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:24.520 serial world. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:25.679 Now we hated all of them. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.520 We only did one, Yeah, that one? Can you please 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:29.840 check the website and see which one we did? 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:32.520 Sure, let me head to serial KILLERSPC dot com, where 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.720 I can also pick up some exclusive merchant this time, 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:38.040 and also see what we rated clifboar cereal. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.760 There are some giant clusters in here, and I'm excited 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.080 for it. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.960 Shake Shake, Shake, Scott e shake shake your series. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.880 By the way, speaking of Cooper, Cooper and my daughter 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:53.320 Ashley are going to start the serial Killer's PC TikTok 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.200 account pretty soon. 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:55.040 I'm so excited. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.880 Yeah, thank you Cooper, Thank you Ashley, you know, because 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.680 we're too old to deal with tikok. Right, We've done 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.720 two of them. Also, which one is that blueberry and 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:04.360 almond butter? 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.760 Oh? Okay, because we've done blueberry crisp granola, ganola, lol 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.000 in white chocolate macadamia granola. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.000 Why would they have two different blueberry cereals? 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.640 Well, because this one has almonds, okay, almond butter. 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:20.839 Well, these are like the bars in cereal form. Yeah right, Okay, 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:22.360 So you just went down to the little store on 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.880 the corner and got some farmland whole milk. 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:27.160 It was sitting in a puddle of water. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.719 Right, So discussed the bottom of that refrigerator in that place. 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.920 It was like four inches of water. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:34.120 In it, taking milk out of a swamp. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.720 Oh my god, why does that happen in there? 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.560 I don't know. It doesn't seem healthy, No. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:39.000 It doesn't. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:40.960 It's milk gross. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.000 It's so thick. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.719 You can you not? 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.120 Like, I don't need to hear about thick milk, but 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:47.880 it is. Whole milk is so thick and creepy. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:48.960 I want to bulb. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:53.000 There's whole almonds in here, pumpkin seas flusters, there's you 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.760 blueberries that are rehydrating. Do you want to try some 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.840 funky flakes? Okay, you's not gonna eat this. She wanted 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:03.039 this ready. Here we go on to three. Oh, we've 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:04.479 had another cereal that's similar. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:04.920 Mm hmm. 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:06.800 I can't put my finger on it. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.640 Blueberry toasties by malta meal. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.240 Not even closed. But yeah, that is artificial stuff. This 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:17.359 is no but clo, We've had another shirar that had 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:22.240 blueberries in it. Right, wrong person asked bro, of course, 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.839 what do you know? I like this. I'm giving you 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.440 four balls. It's I want to take this home. Yeah, 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.760 can I take it home? Yeah? I'm not supposed to 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.240 be eating because I'm still on the slim past, but whatever. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:33.960 Basically, this is your healthy snack. 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:35.640 This is my sensible meal. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.720 Well, I got two sensible meals for you coming up too. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.080 In my special cereal sack. 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.080 I saw your bag. I don't really think so. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.000 So you looked in my cereal sack, but I'm not 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.320 allowed to look in yours. And yours is also just 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:51.119 the literal oder side of your desk. 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:52.840 It's not even a desk. I don't know what you'd 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.159 call this to actually be a sack. Cooper, I love 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.600 that you're interjecting, but nobody can hear you. Back there, 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.120 she said that she exposed. What did you come here? 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:04.080 Please tell me how you exposed the cereal sack because 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:05.160 like last. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:08.159 Year, two years ago, I was like, it's a shop 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.320 Right bag because that's what it was. That's his stack. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.919 That's right. My cereal sock was sack. Was actually just 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:13.719 a shop Right. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:14.960 Bag and it still is. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.040 But yeah, but it got too big. There's so many cereals. 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:17.680 There's no more sack. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.160 It's just I can't wait until we do a live 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.280 episode one day and you guys can see them pull 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:24.719 it out of the cereal sack. Okay, cereal sack. We'll 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.000 have to get you an actual sack when that time comes. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:30.120 Okay, someone actually sent us a cereal sack way back 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.799 when we started this. It was a canvas bag. Yeah, 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:34.000 but whatever, any can we move on? 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:35.880 But sure? 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.440 So take out your stuff you like I just got 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:41.200 hit by a car. Take out your stuff, just go 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:41.600 get it. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.640 Do you want the healthy or unhealthy cereal? Or go 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.119 get it? Magic word? 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:46.720 Please? 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:47.240 There you go? 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:51.480 Oh before you healthy? 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.760 Unhealthy? Look healthy or unhealthy? 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:56.120 Healthy? 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:57.000 Okay? 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:59.520 Did you want me to pay you for the milk? 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.840 Because I'll just I'll take out my wallet. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:04.280 Is that a Chip's wallet? 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:08.120 I'm sorry? What what happened is that? 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.280 When did you get a Chip's wallet. He bought it off. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:17.160 I did not look at that sweet wallet. My friend 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:17.960 Mac got it for me. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.640 Cooper can't go to college because you spend money on eBay. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:23.520 I get this, No I didn't. I didn't. My friend 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:24.880 Mac got it for me for my birthday. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.080 Let me see the chips wall. 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.840 He gave it to me yesterday. It was a blated 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:30.600 birthday present. I actually need a new careful, it's from 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:32.960 the seventies. Don't this is actually from the seventieses. Don't 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:35.640 open stuff. It's it's really old. I probably shouldn't have 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:37.160 opened the package. Look there's the package. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:39.760 What's in here? That's where I'm gonna put my badge 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:43.840 wallet certificate. This wallet is made of washable vinyl hand 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.520 lace trimming, with removable pass case for photos, cards, coin 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:48.840 purseon bill compartment. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.880 Very careful, it's very fragile. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.160 I mean, yeah, it seems it. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:54.560 It's almost as old as me. That thing. 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:58.119 This is insane. I love that there's a change purse. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:58.480 Look at this. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.280 He has a coin purse. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:00.840 Such a dainty little coin purse. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:01.880 Yeah, attached to it. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:03.600 Oh, let me get my subway tookens. 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.520 Will you please be careful? Be careful, with that. I 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.280 haven't even touched it yet. Be careful with it, chips. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:11.960 Okay, wow, I just handed it to you. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.120 This is so exciting to me. Nineteen eighty one. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.880 Okay, can I give you my cereal? Now? 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:17.560 Yeah? 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.520 I mean that's special. That's very special, and I hope 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:21.240 you use it. 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.040 It is. Oh, this is cool. There's a little pull out. 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:25.600 With the amount of credit cards you have, it would 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:26.160 never work. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:27.280 No, it definitely wouldn't. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:28.840 Okay, can I show you my first cereal? 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.560 It's amazing the shape that this thing is in from 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.040 the eighth Okay, I'm sorry, go on. 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:37.080 So I saw this when we were in the Grand Canyon. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:37.560 Okay. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:44.960 This is Sweet Home Farms Granola, maple pecan. Look at 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:45.480 the box. 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:49.360 It's interesting, like an old school like milk card. I mean, 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.640 it's not really old school. That's what milk still comes in. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.120 No store in a cool and dry place. It's not 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.960 really cool in here or dry. It's very dampen, down 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:02.680 home baked goodness. Okay, they make Sweet Home Farms. They're 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.680 dedicated to bringing you great tasting granola at a great value. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.319 Who's that guy on the side. I see a picture 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.920 It says the story of something. Turn it over. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.520 Oh the story of granola. Oh there's a story about granola. 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:13.600 Is that mister granola? 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:14.360 Yes? 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:15.240 Wow? 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:15.800 For real? 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.880 And the mid eighteen hundred's doctor Sylvester Graham of Graham 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.640 Cracker fame promoted his whole grain wheat flour bread for 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:25.240 its high nutritional value. Shortly after, doctor James Jackson created 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.200 the world's first breakfast cereal by baking the gram flower 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:32.240 into dense whole grain nuggets dubbed granula that had to 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:35.720 be soaked overnight to be edible. Entered doctor John Harvey Kellogg, 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:39.160 who in eighteen seventy six created his own granula, which 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:43.240 he called granola. Then Charles W. Post got into the 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:47.000 act with a similar similar formula known as grape nuts. Okay, 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:50.480 so it's like over this is old. Well not this 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.560 granola is old. I didn't know that. That's so fascinating. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.600 Can you can we do old school granola where we 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.920 have to leave it soaking or night to eat it? 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:01.880 Serial killers? 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:05.840 Time fillers, Sorry, you're just reading it and know what 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.160 was going on. You were filling time right there. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.520 But when you read the back of a Jojo Sea, 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.880 what box and fill in every single word? Of it. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:14.280 That's fascinating. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:15.640 Well, I mean that was, oh Andy. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:19.400 We had a let me fill this in stupendous morning, 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:24.400 filled with a cheery breakfast cereal. Oh Andy, Why are 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:25.280 you not engaged? 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:26.280 It's hot in here? 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.720 Well all right, I'm going to open this because I'm done. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:29.640 Now, do be careful. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.679 I get a shake, I get a shake. Jingle Yeah, Andy, 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:36.680 shake ye Andy shake, Andy shakes the granola perfect. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:40.240 Because I can't fine, I go Scott, he hates me. No, 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.960 Be careful, be careful, because you remember when we were kids. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:44.920 That's how you would have to open milk containers. And 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.559 if you didn't get it right on the first try, 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:48.959 you're done. I got it right on the first You 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.720 start your finger in it, see like we would. You can't. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.680 Can I do anything right in this podcast? I'm time filling. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:56.480 I'm opening up things wrong. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.600 But I'm just saying. If it was milk, you know, 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.280 you can't stick your finger in the little. 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.000 I know not to put my finger in milk. Dude, 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:04.199 this is granola. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.120 Dude, it over, buddy. 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.160 Why can't I pour it? Why can't I pour it 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:09.280 into the cups and pour the milk? 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:09.600 You can? 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:17.040 This is some uh, maple beacans, Scottie. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:18.360 Pecans in there. 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.880 Let me let me take a look. Yep, I'm seeing 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.400 some whole beacons in here. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.599 I don't see any. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:26.240 Yeah, I'm not either. Do you want to try some 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:31.000 dry hand out? You gotta put your hand good? Okay, 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.200 all right, we're using farm lands whole milks. Still don't 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.960 have a milk sponsor, and he's a stupid idiot. All right, 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:43.000 let's get to eating the cereal. Wow, this looks interesting. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.040 It does. It looks like some sort of animal feed. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:52.480 Okay, okay, Cooper, spit it out. I like it. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:57.199 It tastes like some Nature's Valley granola. This is delicious 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:58.480 nature Valley tastes like that. 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.400 Yeah, the pecans really come through. I get this four 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.520 bowls in a spoon. It's like a little sweet. The 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:06.360 pecans add some nice flavor or sorry, butcans. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:10.640 It's not my favorite flavor. It gets two bowls. I 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.680 don't love that. Uh, I don't love the maple pecan flavor. 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:14.840 You know that. I'm not a big fan. 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:15.719 You're not a maple fan. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:17.720 Yesuber has something to say. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.400 Where are my sugary cereals? The coming up? 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:24.240 Next, coming, next, coming next, oh so this is wait, 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:25.640 haven't we had three sisters? 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:26.719 We have? 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:30.920 They owned that too, yeah huh, and we hate three sisters, right, No, 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.400 three sisters is okay, it's moms that one. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:38.040 Yeah, lame o. All right, so yeah, this was I 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:41.280 like this. If you see this, which you won't, it 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:42.240 suggests buying this. 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:43.120 Yeah. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.000 I like maple flavor. What was the brand name again, 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.920 Sweet Home Farms. Okay, look for the one that looks 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.280 like a milk box, all right, next cereal. All right, 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:56.360 this one is by Hill Country Fair, which I bought 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:00.000 this in a grocery store in Odessa, Texas. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.360 Is that a store brand or is it just generic? 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.360 I think it's their store brand, okay, because we were 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:08.480 in I forget what the store was called whatever it's 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:12.920 h h eb maybe was it a piggly wiggly. It 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.760 was not a piggly wiggly okay, but yeah, So this 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:20.520 is Hill Country Fairs fruit and frosted rings, sweetened multi grain. 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.880 Cereal, naturally and artificially flavored. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:24.880 Mm hmm. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:26.920 It's going to be in a small. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.400 Plant, naturally flavored with other natural. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.559 Flavors, so no artificial flavoring. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.679 I like that provides ten essential vitamins and minerals. And 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.680 if you look here, the loops are doing things like 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.240 working out and listening to music. This guy's the lazy one, 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.400 you could tell. And then these ones are doing exercise. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.320 Yeah, well obviously they're from the eighties because he has 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.880 a boombox and wearing leg warmers. Let's see you see that. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.120 I wonder if it has beans. Please don't tell me 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:48.680 this is beans, so. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.480 Don't say anything. Let's just try it, all right, because 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.040 there's a child in the present. You know what. There's 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:56.319 a child present, so you can't say what's in it. Oh, 0:13:56.400 --> 0:14:00.000 let's try it first. To me, that's just fake fruit loops. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:00.800 All right. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.800 Andy doesn't know how to open up the bags. I 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:06.720 could already see. It's ripped and terrible. Is that the 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:07.520 cup you spin in? 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:09.319 No, it's a fresh cuput? 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:14.040 This checking? Where's my cup? This is true? 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:15.880 Okay? 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:17.240 And this is mine? 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:18.000 Oh? 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.280 Okay? 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.240 Can I have a new that's not a spit cup? 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:22.080 Are we sure? 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:22.640 Nope? 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:31.120 Yeah, thank you? He's he is sebature. So yeah, I 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:34.600 bought this in Texas. Odessa, Texas was interesting to say 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:35.000 the least. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.120 No, alright, ready, this is gross. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.440 I got milk on my walle I gotta get a 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.000 new wallet, but not your chip's wallet. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:41.520 It smells like fruit loops. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:45.760 Ready, Oh no, it has a bacon smith scent. No 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:52.120 hmmmmmmm No no, no, no, no, what there's like boiled 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:52.800 hot dogs? 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:54.480 What are you talking about? 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:55.160 No? 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:57.000 What are you talking about? 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.800 I hate that Legit tastes like boiled hot dogs. 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:07.280 I have to say, there's an insanely picky child here 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:12.360 who is eating them NonStop. No, they taste like mild 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.360 fruit loops. 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:15.800 To me, I don't know if it's my taste buds. 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.520 It just tastes like a boiled hot dog. Do you 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:21.840 have COVID again? No, I can assure you you like 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.000 those better than fruit loops. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.160 No, they're not better than fruit loops. But they're not bad. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:30.280 No, they're not good to me. To me, I don't 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:32.400 know what's going on with my taste buds on this one. 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:33.360 But it's not it. 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:35.960 I have to say this is it's bad because the 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.920 first ingredient is sugar, the very first ingredient. 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:39.760 But it's natural. 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.440 You don't see too many cereals that have the first 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.880 ingredient sugar. That's not good at all. Cooper, stop eating it. Please, 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:49.480 and yes I was correct. It is h eb oh. Okay, yeah, 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.200 so this is their store. No, there's no there's no 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:53.840 beans in it. It's just all sugar. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:57.240 Cannot tell you why it tastes that bad to me, 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.080 but it just does. 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.040 Okay, it is very fruit loopy. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.160 I wish it was I really wish it was. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:05.160 No. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:10.320 I mean, I appreciate your palette. I guess yeah, but 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:11.360 there's something wrong with it. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:12.520 Okay, thank you. 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.440 I give it a bowl. I will give it three 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.200 bowls in a spoon. It's fine. 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:19.840 I think this is my breakout star. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:21.720 You have to say it because it's audio. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:22.720 What was that? 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.000 You have to say it because it's audio. 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:28.840 Okay, it's udia. You could say it nicer. This is 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:34.280 my Sweet Home Farms granola that I bought, the maple pecan. Second, 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.400 it's gonna be the Cliff blueberry and almond butter that 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.680 was delicious. And then coming in last and maybe one 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:42.560 of my contenureds for the worst cereal of the year 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:46.440 is the Hill Country Fairs natural but not natural fruit 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:50.760 flavor ring kidding terrible. It legitates. I can't tell you why. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.120 The minute I even smelled it, I'm like am I 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.920