Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory Spelling, an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: Born on the Tory Spelling Show.
Speaker 1: Do that's a good promo for my show?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you wrap? I could like freestyle?
Speaker 2: No, I could never. Yeah, I'm not. I mean I could,
Speaker 2: but it would you know, it would never be like
Speaker 2: what's known today as real improvisationalal hip hop kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I get impersonate objective. I'm not rapping on your show, Tory,
Speaker 2: and that's final. No.
Speaker 1: I wasn't asking to. I was just curious if you could.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what I've forgotten?
Speaker 1: None, Paul's office.
Speaker 2: I brought you a chocolate chip cookie. Do you eat
Speaker 2: talks and cookies?
Speaker 1: I will now from where?
Speaker 2: Excellent, We're off to a great start from the commissary
Speaker 2: place right on the corner.
Speaker 1: That was so nice of you you were concerned about.
Speaker 2: Looks like a really good trust. Grandpa, I know some things.
Speaker 1: You are your grandfather.
Speaker 2: Grandpa knows yummy anyway, he does.
Speaker 1: I am a grandfather and no pun intended. That was good.
Speaker 2: And my five year old granddaughter iris intergalactic. She's from
Speaker 2: another galaxy.
Speaker 1: So would you say you were the fun uncle before
Speaker 1: you were grandpa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, as the youngest of the fellas,
Speaker 2: I'm just one of the funny ones. Because everybody's funny,
Speaker 2: that's right. Alec, Daniel, William and Steven are all funny
Speaker 2: in their own right. Some are funnier than others, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly I like your humor.
Speaker 2: Well, my humors like Bioa only.
Speaker 1: With Alec as well. But you Alex funny. He's super funny. No,
Speaker 1: he's beyond funny.
Speaker 2: You have conversations with him where he does like you
Speaker 2: like in them. We want to talk about spur of
Speaker 2: the moment, wrapping, I'll be talking about something and Alyc
Speaker 2: will start doing de Niro in the conversation, just with
Speaker 2: the two of you, just to t it's very funny.
Speaker 1: After all these years, you still find them funny.
Speaker 2: You do. Uh. The funniest person I know is my wife.
Speaker 2: Second funniest person I know is Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1: How is your wife funny in what ways?
Speaker 2: Well, my wife's funny, like my mom was.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Like I'll give you an example, mm hmmmmmm. When I
Speaker 2: was like fifteen and three quarters, I was in high school.
Speaker 2: MS speak a Long Island, oh Ford g. Berner High School.
Speaker 2: It's up to my peeps, class of eighty four.
Speaker 1: Holy Oldie. That's a good rap name.
Speaker 2: Holy Oldie. Well, I have my rap name already, and
Speaker 2: I'll get back to that story. Okay, Holy Ghost DJ
Speaker 2: he's the Holy Ghost, but I'm the djer. See how
Speaker 2: there was what were we talking about?
Speaker 1: You were fifteen and three quarters now fifteen and yeah, right, and.
Speaker 2: I decided to get an earring. Okay, and I'm in
Speaker 2: high school and like my dad's this football coach, very macho,
Speaker 2: and the boys are playing sports and Alex, you know,
Speaker 2: captain of the football team, and like everything's I'm in
Speaker 2: like ninth grade. It's ninth grade, going into tenth grade
Speaker 2: all that. You know, you can get your earners permit
Speaker 2: to drive a car at sixteen in the state of
Speaker 2: New York.
Speaker 1: Oh, fifteen year sixteen.
Speaker 2: I stayed in New York, So I pierced my yearly
Speaker 2: three weeks before. I need my mother's signature on the
Speaker 2: document to get my learner's permit. So I get the
Speaker 2: ear pierced. I come home and she had told me
Speaker 2: in advance. You know, it wasn't a good idea. So
Speaker 2: now I get home it's pierced. You know. I staid,
Speaker 2: it's all good. You know, it's the gold ball thingy,
Speaker 2: you know, the stick bind that you always get when
Speaker 2: you get your first piercing. So I come home my wife,
Speaker 2: see my wife. I stuck with my wife earlier. But
Speaker 2: my mom goes, oh, honey, it just it's glistening. Take
Speaker 2: it out, and I go no, She goes take it out.
Speaker 2: It was one of those moments between a ninth grader
Speaker 2: and his mom where she's like, or you'll see, is
Speaker 2: what she said. If you don't take it out, you'll
Speaker 2: see what's gonna happen. And well, yeah, exactly. But I
Speaker 2: was a rascal tory. Go see so I did so
Speaker 2: I didn't listen, and you know, and you know, kind
Speaker 2: of dumber than a bag of rocks, the youngest Baldwin brother,
Speaker 2: but talented in other ways. I come with the learner's
Speaker 2: permit document. Hey mom, look you wanted to drive me.
Speaker 2: You wanted to do that?
Speaker 1: I could drive.
Speaker 2: She goes take the earring out, like like Clemenza and
Speaker 2: the Godfather, you know, leave the gun, take the canoli's.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. She goes, take the earring out.
Speaker 2: I look at her now, horror comes over my my Psyche,
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there going wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: So absurd as to subject.
Speaker 2: Suggests that I won't get you a seat. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's blasphemous in some parental way. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 2: I just I used every jazz move I could, and
Speaker 2: she just looked at me like no, like a like
Speaker 2: a truant officer. She looked at me when the hearing
Speaker 2: and I'll sign the piece of paper, weeping like a
Speaker 2: little tad ball, reluctantly. I removed the gold stud uh
Speaker 2: from my ear and she signed the document and uh.
Speaker 1: And he put it back in afterwards, right well, years later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to wait forever. But what I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, that's mom sticking to her guns. Yeah, she whizz.
Speaker 1: I'm not that kind of mom landing the plane.
Speaker 2: Now. My granddaughter Iris is very you know, you know,
Speaker 2: take the earring out. She's very no nonsense, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Like she likes a grape juice box
Speaker 2: for example, that's her favorite. She doesn't like the punch
Speaker 2: or the one that's like a Sunday lemonade with grapefruit. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: And she'll let you know the Grape at five years old.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's the most fun I can have
Speaker 2: other than the podcast now, which is amazing. I'm going
Speaker 2: to shut up now, go ahead, no.
Speaker 1: Keep going makes my job easy. Let's get some caffeine
Speaker 1: in us.
Speaker 2: So let's talk about you, okay for a minute, because
Speaker 2: then we're going to talk to you later. That's gonna
Speaker 2: be awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited meeting your podcast. One bad Movie The
Speaker 1: Last Shark Nada. Oh, that's what that's going to be mine.
Speaker 1: Oh you tell me what my one bad movie?
Speaker 2: You were in that? Right, it's just an observation. You
Speaker 2: were in The Last Shark?
Speaker 1: Name was really a good friend?
Speaker 2: Was it awesome?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Do you even remember? I?
Speaker 1: Of course I have a steel trap memory, just like you.
Speaker 1: One of an elephants that's on me say sorry, okay,
Speaker 1: I snort too. It was fun. It was with my
Speaker 1: ex he played my husband in it. I remember we
Speaker 1: were like fighting during that time.
Speaker 2: So it was like it was it was a package deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it needed to be unpackaged. Yeah, and Iron had
Speaker 1: asked us to do it, and so I was like.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? An Iron controls Sharknado? Uh? I
Speaker 2: am I'm popular again because of my podcast.
Speaker 1: Probably again because of your daughter, and I will be.
Speaker 2: Dang it in the name of one bad movie.
Speaker 1: All it takes is one good movie or or bad.
Speaker 2: That's the point.
Speaker 1: Or bad rad.
Speaker 2: Movies are really kind of getting a better deal. It's
Speaker 2: creepy bad cult movies cashing in on the creepiness of
Speaker 2: the one.
Speaker 1: What's your worst movie?
Speaker 2: Funny?
Speaker 1: That's funny. We drink your caffeina, Like where this is going.
Speaker 2: I don't think I should have any.
Speaker 1: What's your worst movie in your opinion from my filmography?
Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, is that what I said?
Speaker 2: See, that's the point.
Speaker 1: Like when I interview you, So we can't talk about
Speaker 1: your movie because.
Speaker 2: I'm about you, but I'm framing it for you. When
Speaker 2: I interview, I'm going to chat with you. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: ask you all kinds of creepy questions, but not the
Speaker 2: creepy creepy ones, just kind of that's sad. Yeah, I asked,
Speaker 2: like the safe creepy m But then I will say,
Speaker 2: you pick your from your filmography. Yes, a film you
Speaker 2: can talk about now because it's kind of goofy, corny
Speaker 2: was twenty years ago, whatever it hot. Yeah, So hot.
Speaker 2: You want to stir. You need a stir.
Speaker 1: We didn't put in your If you stir it a
Speaker 1: little bit, it gets less hot.
Speaker 2: It cools it down. Grandpa knows things. Grandpa knows stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, go back to your worst movie.
Speaker 2: So you're going to invite you to select mine your
Speaker 2: one dad movie.
Speaker 1: I know I haven't. I'm not going to say it
Speaker 1: on my for your body please, I know.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You're so funny. But wait, here's what's funnier
Speaker 2: about you being so funny? Yes, it's the everyone like
Speaker 2: if you say Alex funny, now it's because of thirty
Speaker 2: rock kind of of other things.
Speaker 1: Well, he's just funny. Is that where you were going?
Speaker 2: He has the gift of funny? So do you so?
Speaker 1: Do you? So? Do you so?
Speaker 2: I say, we throw down a gauntlet right here on.
Speaker 1: Your pod.
Speaker 2: For example, like I have an idea for a series,
Speaker 2: like a half hour sitcom. You know what that's like? Okay,
Speaker 2: so what if I were a guy now like this
Speaker 2: in the tradition of the now kind of hipster pastors, Yes,
Speaker 2: stay with me. You're not going to believe this idea,
Speaker 2: But if you say yes right now, it's sealed on
Speaker 2: this digital and then we'll just see if it makes sense.
Speaker 2: See it makes sense. Good, that's perfect, that's great. That's
Speaker 2: the artist in you. So what if there was a
Speaker 2: show where Stephen Baldwin liked this was a pastor who
Speaker 2: just retired. Okay, so now he was this guy this
Speaker 2: way in public with his perfect pastor trophy wife. And
Speaker 2: then the pilot episode is, you know, the morning after
Speaker 2: the retirement party.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's the first day.
Speaker 2: Of his afterlife, get it? Yeah, afterlife.
Speaker 1: I love puns.
Speaker 2: So imagine a sitcom where a guy like me was like,
Speaker 2: you know, like it's still the official kind of like
Speaker 2: we would talk about you know, well, listen, it's been
Speaker 2: this and it's been that, but you'd speed up from
Speaker 2: the pilot who they really are behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: I like this idea.
Speaker 2: It's called the Afterlife, and you're forget it, beyond perfect
Speaker 2: to be my wife on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm honored, you're perfect.
Speaker 2: So this is kind of like an idea where independently
Speaker 2: we could probably get funding for it very quickly.
Speaker 1: I always say that it doesn't happen well well with you.
Speaker 2: AT's been hanging out with Grandpa.
Speaker 1: You get shit done well.
Speaker 2: I'm a little ghosted. So when I when I think
Speaker 2: about something and I focus God willing, it gets manifested.
Speaker 1: Oh you're ghosted personally? Yeah, not publicly.
Speaker 2: Well, I talk about it a little bit, which I
Speaker 2: really shouldn't. Everyone's telling me to stop talking about my
Speaker 2: creepy stuff, which is my Christianity, but I am. I'm stopping.
Speaker 1: But that's part of who you are.
Speaker 2: I know. Jamie Kennedy loves it. Like he asked me
Speaker 2: like all kinds of creepy Christian questions and I answered
Speaker 2: them like according to the Bible, and he really freaks out.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: So when are we going to church?
Speaker 1: Just kidding, I'll go to church with you. You would to
Speaker 1: get into character?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 1: Great, done, and we're gone. Why am I perfect for it?
Speaker 1: I remind you of your wife?
Speaker 2: No, you remind me of somebody who understands the reality
Speaker 2: of the difference between bullshit Hollywood and uh being a human. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're one of the survivors.
Speaker 1: It's like a mega plane crash. We're here.
Speaker 2: Well, kudos to you. Some people achieve all different levels
Speaker 2: of experience and success. Look at my daughter. I never
Speaker 2: talk about her, but my daughter has done the impossible
Speaker 2: relatively But in this day and age, in the last
Speaker 2: ten years. It's not impossible. It's happened. It's like these
Speaker 2: kinds of successes are happening. This is true, and young
Speaker 2: people are making unbelievable amounts of money on the internet
Speaker 2: in ways that are very sketchy.
Speaker 1: So God bless her sketchy? Why sketchy?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't let this conversation go there.
Speaker 2: Just I think there's a lot of young people exposing
Speaker 2: themselves in private chat rooms and getting paid a lot
Speaker 2: of money to do it.
Speaker 1: Can you find out this chat room? Only my tool.
Speaker 2: For that after the show? Get it? Only after the show?
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 1: Do you think I should be on only fans?
Speaker 2: Hey? Man, it's free country, dude. I'd like to be
Speaker 2: your number win for subscriber. No, No, I don't think
Speaker 2: you should. No, but I'm thinking about doing it. Shut up.
Speaker 1: But just for my feet, that's a whole dude.
Speaker 2: You know much money you could make if you just did.
Speaker 1: I have great feet. I've been considering it.
Speaker 2: If you do feet first, if you go feed first, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll do I will do my feet.
Speaker 1: Wait, can we do it too?
Speaker 2: For I don't know how the only thing works? Meaning
Speaker 2: I wonder if they do like special events.
Speaker 1: We could be the first.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm joking, where's the camera? Honey, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: I warned you. It's story. She's gotta play my wife
Speaker 2: now and then after like my wife knows exactly what
Speaker 2: the afterlife is. You know why why I could be
Speaker 2: in the kitchen somewhere and like, you know, I'll say
Speaker 2: to her, like, where's my steak? I thought I had
Speaker 2: like six more rounds of my steak. She'd be sitting
Speaker 2: there like why you know she ate my food? You
Speaker 2: know she we're together thirty nine years. I'm with this woman.
Speaker 1: This is insane.
Speaker 2: He knows me, I know her. But now we're at
Speaker 2: this phase. Yes, where where are you going? It's basically like,
Speaker 2: you know, we're not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: We're together, Yeah, but it's it's.
Speaker 2: Mostly because she put up with you. Well, yeah, she's
Speaker 2: I mean, she's a saint. She's literally a saint. But
Speaker 2: she likes but Tori, she likes my sense of humor.
Speaker 1: She still laughs at you thirty nine years later.
Speaker 2: No, nine five percent of the time she just rolls
Speaker 2: her eyes. Okay, that five percent, Oh, that's the I
Speaker 2: stinger with comedyot but truth be told, she'll come back
Speaker 2: with I mean, like dropping a piano on my head.
Speaker 2: The comebacks now are are tenfold, ten times ten x.
Speaker 1: Was she always that funny?
Speaker 2: No, she's funnier now with age, which is precious because
Speaker 2: I need that. I need like, you know, don't don't
Speaker 2: let it get to have you crazy?
Speaker 1: And how do you not want a relationship?
Speaker 2: Get there?
Speaker 1: Like what's the trick?
Speaker 2: Okay? So everybody says to me Stephen Baldwin, youngest of
Speaker 2: the Baldwin brothers, Cuckoo, Biodome, half Baked, some other good ones,
Speaker 2: but mostly goofy. I'm known for my goofy. So a
Speaker 2: lot of young people say, wow, like what's your secret?
Speaker 2: Like that's like, no, seriously, Like you're married thirty five
Speaker 2: years and know when you raised two kids pretty dang
Speaker 2: good and you know, the outcomes pretty fabulous and God
Speaker 2: is good and all that stuff, But like, what's your
Speaker 2: secret for the marital thing? So here's here's the trip,
Speaker 2: and this is where the faith comes in the one
Speaker 2: word And I make young people guess, Like these four
Speaker 2: over here, I could say if I said that's the
Speaker 2: one word, that's the most important word for a what
Speaker 2: do you say marriage, just a long term relationship. If
Speaker 2: you if you had to put into one word the
Speaker 2: thing to focus on that you'll need to remember that's
Speaker 2: the thing that like will cause the longevity of a relationship.
Speaker 2: What's the one word? Ready, go, everybody's thinking a word.
Speaker 2: So here's the word. I'll save us time. Forgiveness. You
Speaker 2: say faith, right, but not trust, not love, not unconditional loved.
Speaker 2: Because what what what causes the separation is when you
Speaker 2: know the garden of Eden, they're you know, dodt of
Speaker 2: this tree. So you know the difference of good and evil? Right,
Speaker 2: So now the devil can come in and cause interruptions
Speaker 2: that if you just keep thinking, okay, I have forgive
Speaker 2: this person in the situation biblically almost no matter what
Speaker 2: it is, like literally almost like so like here's the
Speaker 2: seguay to comedy. So literally, my wife gets born again
Speaker 2: like a year before I do, in like two thousand
Speaker 2: and two.
Speaker 1: Okay, she starts reading.
Speaker 2: The Bible every day. She still reads it every day
Speaker 2: two hours a day. Wow, is she gnarly? So she
Speaker 2: literally comes in the room one day I'm working. She
Speaker 2: literally comes in the room one day she goes, I
Speaker 2: can't believe it. I go, what's going on? She goes,
Speaker 2: Oh no, I just this is incredible. I go what
Speaker 2: She goes, I can't divorce you. I go, okay, okay, Honie,
Speaker 2: great fantastic. What are you talking about? You know? I
Speaker 2: just read this particular scripture in the New Testament here
Speaker 2: and it literally says that, like I mean, unless you
Speaker 2: do like a couple of things like seven or eight
Speaker 2: or nine or ten, eleven, twelve times. But then it's
Speaker 2: like grounds for me to go to the leadership of
Speaker 2: my church and like you know, sit down and like
Speaker 2: write a doctrine with that, like it's this whole. So
Speaker 2: I turn around, like, bit, I think this Jesus guy
Speaker 2: is a good dude. I think this is working out
Speaker 2: between you and him. It's okay to continue your spiritual
Speaker 2: boyfriend Jay. But then a year later I freaked out,
Speaker 2: which was right after nine to eleven, So the year
Speaker 2: before that was that's when he and my wife got
Speaker 2: born again. And then right after nine eleven I got
Speaker 2: born again. After she was just Jesus freakd it and
Speaker 2: told me I get to borce you. So I was like,
Speaker 2: but then holy ghost for you. Yes, that was a
Speaker 2: good year. That was the year of the ghosting wife.
Speaker 2: You got ghosted, then I got ghosted. But then I
Speaker 2: freaked out.
Speaker 1: I kind of went, I just got it. I just
Speaker 1: got it. Sorry, I know quick.
Speaker 2: That's how it happens too, that's so cool. Then you
Speaker 2: get the download. Who So then I kind of became
Speaker 2: very public about my faith and my politics. And then
Speaker 2: five years ago kind.
Speaker 1: Of how'd that go for you? Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, I just think for what I want to do,
Speaker 2: it didn't go for me, meaning meaning I just I'm
Speaker 2: not the right personality for that stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fine Are we talking about now?
Speaker 2: Politics?
Speaker 1: Okay, I was talking about public perception when you went
Speaker 1: through all of this.
Speaker 2: Well that too. First if you support a political candidate,
Speaker 2: now it becomes a very focused part of your world
Speaker 2: on the outside. Like I was saying, for what I
Speaker 2: want to do now, which is my little podcast, and
Speaker 2: I'm become a producer, writer, director, I've been called just
Speaker 2: to pray for all those things. See God, it's good.
Speaker 2: So now I don't have to go brick ap breck
Speaker 2: a fire crackers, this schoomba Devin Gavin Gavin Gavin rah
Speaker 2: rah rah.
Speaker 1: Do you think publicly it doesn't matter now what you do.
Speaker 2: No, and that matters more than ever. But I think
Speaker 2: at my age and in my experience, and I think
Speaker 2: for folks like us who really have been in the
Speaker 2: game hard and succeeded. Now's really you know, I'm fifty nine.
Speaker 2: You know I got twenty five years to fuck this
Speaker 2: town up with my creativity. So what do I mean
Speaker 2: by that? When you and I win our Emmys for
Speaker 2: The Afterlife? Okay, just because we said, let's get paid
Speaker 2: to do what we do well with great writing. But
Speaker 2: we do it and we own it. You can still
Speaker 2: win an Emmy that way, developing and owning stuff. In theory, absolutely,
Speaker 2: we could be like these little streamer people. We could start.
Speaker 1: Streaming way to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah aah, Netflix. They don't suck, They're pretty good. They're
Speaker 2: seemed to be doing something right.
Speaker 1: I'll do that.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you just the cameras is my camera. Listen,
Speaker 2: mister owner and Netflix. The bidding war starts now for
Speaker 2: the new show with me and misspelling and no shenanigans.
Speaker 1: You forget my name for a second because we're ghosted.
Speaker 2: What did you.
Speaker 1: Forget my name for a second?
Speaker 2: No, I like saying, well, I'm talking business so I
Speaker 2: refer to you as Misspelling's the.
Speaker 1: Same with the pod too. It made me feel weird inside.
Speaker 2: Toy. You named the podcast here, I did, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I think it's fabulous, funny.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You know you just got the holy ghost thing. Do
Speaker 2: you realize I was talking to my people earlier. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I went misspelling and and I finally got the
Speaker 2: name of the show.
Speaker 1: Like what miss hating? That's me made co writers?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Sure you do? Do you know what? Well?
Speaker 1: You know what else we should do right now, right now?
Speaker 2: You know, like when you do these creepy reality shows
Speaker 2: where you have to like like I did Celebrity.
Speaker 1: Apprentice, I know you did. I don't know what you
Speaker 1: did on it.
Speaker 2: I justly partner with you. I got fire twice twice.
Speaker 2: I got fire before Gary Busey. Okay, you may want
Speaker 2: me to leave right now.
Speaker 1: I forgot com on for TV gold. Yeah you get it,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I'm going to start a bidding war now,
Speaker 2: okay for our new hit TV show that doesn't exist, Joe,
Speaker 2: but you were just yourself.
Speaker 1: It's like Crypto. I know nothing about Crypto. I've never
Speaker 1: done like any of that bitcoin and whatever.
Speaker 2: Don't change his thing?
Speaker 1: Is really why it?
Speaker 2: And don't change a thing?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Know what the crypto gs like? Cryptos sketchy unless you
Speaker 2: know what you're doing. And I don't think anybody should
Speaker 2: ever invest in anything unless they understand it. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you and I should invest in a library of
Speaker 2: content in the future.
Speaker 1: How do you do that?
Speaker 2: What say it again?
Speaker 1: A library of content in the future. But if it's
Speaker 1: the future, how do we buy into it now?
Speaker 2: Well? You do this podcast? Yes, and from this podcast,
Speaker 2: lots of other branding could happen.
Speaker 1: That'd be nice.
Speaker 2: A Miss Tory could become a brand in its own right.
Speaker 1: I think I am right?
Speaker 2: But off the podcast could be a store.
Speaker 1: Sure of Britain mortar doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 2: I didn't say bricking more, you.
Speaker 1: Said a store. Oh the store front?
Speaker 2: Go full digital toy. I'm trying, you go, girl.
Speaker 1: It's hard to break into the world.
Speaker 2: Into the major Do you produce stuff?
Speaker 1: I do? I typically end up creating my own stuff
Speaker 1: because I don't get cast into stuff.
Speaker 2: Right, So you do? What do you produce that you
Speaker 2: put yourself in?
Speaker 1: My own TV shows?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Movies of the week or series.
Speaker 1: Scripted and non scripted.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, how long you've been doing that?
Speaker 1: Twenty years?
Speaker 2: So if you liked an idea like, yeah, playing my
Speaker 2: wife that's a former pastor's wife. Yes, and we found
Speaker 2: because here's here's the thing. I'm gonna say this wrong
Speaker 2: to say it right, okay, but if we find the
Speaker 2: right writers. Yes, I'm gonna say it wrong to say right.
Speaker 2: So almost like South Park writers. Yes, because you want
Speaker 2: it to be real, Yeah, you want it to be
Speaker 2: a little naughty, but not past pg thirteen. Most of
Speaker 2: the Batman feature films are pg. Thirteen just for that
Speaker 2: requirement of language and violence.
Speaker 1: And that's hard to keep it there and still thrive
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 2: But here's the point. Yeah, there's a great scene, and
Speaker 2: everybody loves Raymond where you know, he's the good guy.
Speaker 2: He's Italian. This sad and he's got the wife that's
Speaker 2: smarter than him and helps him figure it out and
Speaker 2: he struggles and right, Yes, So they're going to bed
Speaker 2: and she's sitting there and she's got her cute little
Speaker 2: slip onto like the conservative thing, and she's adorable, and
Speaker 2: he's there. Ray's got his whole pajamas on, and Ray's
Speaker 2: very formal, very nervous, very ray. And she says, did
Speaker 2: you forget you owe me a neck rub? And he goes, oh,
Speaker 2: they're getting ready for bed. It's the end of the show.
Speaker 2: It's the end of the episode. And he gets behind
Speaker 2: her on his knees and she's sitting up kind of awkward,
Speaker 2: and he starts rubbing her shoulders like this, and he's
Speaker 2: going like this, and she goes, you're not gonna make it,
Speaker 2: are you, And he goes, no, not. He turns the
Speaker 2: light up so they can make love. But you know,
Speaker 2: it's just that cute, funny comedy. It's like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So it's more like the differences in the arguments a
Speaker 2: couple might have if their public persona is X. And
Speaker 2: once that's been removed, once he's retired as the pastor,
Speaker 2: that means the same people that came up to him
Speaker 2: at Walmart to go, hey, see you Sunday don't do
Speaker 2: that anymore. So now he has to experience like, hey, Tori,
Speaker 2: good to see and you're like, oh, hey, it's that awkwardness.
Speaker 1: Now I understand.
Speaker 2: There is no that's funny.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: I think it's funny. And then there's all the things
Speaker 2: you can address now that he's retired.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you had a list, that'd be great.
Speaker 2: That one assistant there was skirts were a little too short.
Speaker 2: What I got rid of her quick? See that's the line,
Speaker 2: I did what you told me. It took six weeks. No, no,
Speaker 2: no, no no. Her mother was sick and there's a lot
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: Are you talking prime time? Then? Is that even? Does
Speaker 1: that word exists anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah? This could be. It could be ABC, NBC. Is
Speaker 2: you're still a CBS? Yes, okay, I don't even I
Speaker 2: don't even know.
Speaker 1: Someone take it away and they're still fun.
Speaker 2: Less moon vess the old days, Oh, the old days.
Speaker 2: So look look ahead, you're gonna no, no, no, you're
Speaker 2: dang it. I saw it all face.
Speaker 1: I'll remember. I'll come back to it. And like the
Speaker 1: other four stories that you divert had never came back to.
Speaker 2: Really was therefore that there was maybe one? I think
Speaker 2: I landed all the planes quite frankly.
Speaker 1: He did. I still want to go back to the
Speaker 1: foot thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm into it. Can I see if you go
Speaker 2: only fans?
Speaker 1: No, there's a special site for this.
Speaker 2: Is it only feet?
Speaker 1: No, it's a cloder.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, see it, see it? Like I told you,
Speaker 2: I was kind of full of bys here right like
Speaker 2: I talked, I mean, but I'm really just a grandpa.
Speaker 2: So hold on. What's it called again?
Speaker 1: Feet finder?
Speaker 2: I'm about to really lose it right now? And is
Speaker 2: this a like only whatever? But like people can pay
Speaker 2: yes to watch you like what.
Speaker 1: I I haven't done? Extensive reasons can tell you something.
Speaker 2: If you want to watch me give myself a petty,
Speaker 2: that's some cold hard cash, baby done right now, cold.
Speaker 1: Hard cash, I think right now.
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars a minute? What yeah, I would charge
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: A minute, so ugly. Can I see your feet right now?
Speaker 2: No way? But listen? Why literally no way? But listen
Speaker 2: only because it forces your hand. We have to do
Speaker 2: the only feet what's it called?
Speaker 1: Feat finder? But people pay different things, so there's like
Speaker 1: niche audiences like dirty feed.
Speaker 2: You know I heard I heard this. I have weird toes.
Speaker 1: No, how weird.
Speaker 2: I can't show you explain that makes so much money.
Speaker 2: Second and third toe literally might as well fingers have
Speaker 2: been given to me by at the extraterrestrial. No, my
Speaker 2: second third toe literally goes. Remember when He points his
Speaker 2: finger and make the noise.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember that's my toes.
Speaker 1: But long, they're long.
Speaker 2: I'm not even I won't describe anymore killing. I'll just
Speaker 2: say that. Listen. No, no, I won't describe, but I would.
Speaker 2: My daughter Eliah said you would make so much money
Speaker 2: with your second third toe alone.
Speaker 1: Oh you only show the genetic did you pass it
Speaker 1: on to either your daughter?
Speaker 2: It's a slight webbing, that's all I'm web there's a
Speaker 2: slight webbing. And Billy Baldwin has it too. But I
Speaker 2: shouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: Oh I shouldn't out parents had it. Then that's funny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is funny.
Speaker 1: I outed Billy Baldin's we Wait. I'm so sorry to more.
Speaker 2: Like the creature from the Black Lagoon kind of webbing.
Speaker 2: It's not bad bad, it's.
Speaker 1: Just, may I ask you, it just doesn't look.
Speaker 2: Human, that's all I'm saying. That's all.
Speaker 1: May I please, Stephen Baldwin ask you a question. In
Speaker 1: thirty nine years, has your wife ever licked the webbing
Speaker 1: between these toes?
Speaker 2: I can't comment about that publicly.
Speaker 1: Wow, you are going to make some cold hard cash here,
Speaker 1: my friend. Do you think this is something well, I've
Speaker 1: heard it.
Speaker 2: I've heard people pay a lot of money, not just
Speaker 2: for the dirtiness. Yeah, no, just like not like you know,
Speaker 2: potting soil, you know under your toenails. You know, I
Speaker 2: can understand i'd pay good money for that. But that aside? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what am I talking about? Only here on misspelling? How
Speaker 2: did your promo there? Sorry? Spontaneous promo? But like I
Speaker 2: told you, do you want one more like? Amazing detail
Speaker 2: that if I gave you this statistic of this you
Speaker 2: almost wouldn't believe it. It's also a sign of intellect. Okay, okay, great, Okay,
Speaker 2: So my second toe, the one next to your big toe, right,
Speaker 2: is longer than my big toe.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I've heard this sign of intellect.
Speaker 2: Okay, my third toe is longer than my big toe.
Speaker 2: You ever heard of that? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, your big toe and then my second toe is
Speaker 1: longer than your big toe. But your third toe.
Speaker 2: Is still longer than my big toe.
Speaker 1: Is it as long as your second toe?
Speaker 2: No, it's a little shorter than the second, but still
Speaker 2: sticks out further than my big toe. Statistically, this is
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 1: So I know this research that if you your second
Speaker 1: toe next to your big toe is longer than your
Speaker 1: big toe. It is a sign of intellect. But are
Speaker 1: you telling me statistics show that if the third toe
Speaker 1: is equally longer or just longer than the big toe
Speaker 1: as well, you're even smarter.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that if the case is what you
Speaker 2: just stated, I almost can't talk about it. Between that
Speaker 2: and the webbing. Let's just leave it alone. Let's make
Speaker 2: some money. Now, will you give me a patty? Because
Speaker 2: that would be forget it. That would just smash the
Speaker 2: internet if you and I did, if we did like
Speaker 2: a pilot episode of what's it called webbed Feet? What's
Speaker 2: it called.
Speaker 1: Feed Finder, f Finder? I don't know if they do
Speaker 1: videos on it, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Sure Finder the celebrity people over there, you know, we
Speaker 2: don't want.
Speaker 1: To do that.
Speaker 2: We don't want to do just the influencer people over there.
Speaker 1: There's no celebrities find there's no celebrities on feet Finder. Way,
Speaker 1: am I wrong here?
Speaker 2: You must be? Can someone google it the first time
Speaker 2: on the spot. I'm kind of doing that, breaking the
Speaker 2: fourth wall? Are there celebrities something?
Speaker 1: Oh? When?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But we should like but we should showing their feet?
Speaker 1: Why would they do that?
Speaker 2: These people pay to see it?
Speaker 1: No, she said, not selling.
Speaker 2: Oh some kid, Come on, girl, you know some are selling.
Speaker 1: Some of them are giving good feet. Baby, I have
Speaker 1: great feets, our feet.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that means old duo. Would we would
Speaker 2: break the internet because your feet are so great. Once
Speaker 2: they panned over to my feet, like everything would shut down.
Speaker 2: All of Elon Musk's satellites would just seize in a
Speaker 2: moment if they saw my feet because they'd be going, wait,
Speaker 2: we're in space and only aliens are in space, so
Speaker 2: wise alien feet on Stephen Baldwin, it's weird.
Speaker 1: Was that a deal breaker when you met your wife?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you have to say? Did you have to say? No?
Speaker 2: She's so funny. I have very skinny legs. Okay, so
Speaker 2: from the waist down, I'm pigeon toed, bow legged and
Speaker 2: flat footed.
Speaker 1: If I look, just skipped one part.
Speaker 2: But look at how flat my foot is. You know
Speaker 2: there's no arch.
Speaker 1: Oh I do flat feet, literally a flat duck foot.
Speaker 2: So my wife when she met me, you know, when
Speaker 2: we were tooling around out in the Hampton's and she
Speaker 2: was nineteen and from Rio de Janeira, Brazil, and I
Speaker 2: married her because I only look stupid. So yes, she
Speaker 2: saw my kind of webbed toes from the beginning.
Speaker 1: So to your wife or girls you dated previously, you
Speaker 1: never had felt the news.
Speaker 2: I just think you know, I was so funny and
Speaker 2: charming they never noticed. They wouldn't the alien toes?
Speaker 1: Well, you kind of like them.
Speaker 2: What's it called? The feat Network?
Speaker 1: Which the kinder I'll write it down for you. You're
Speaker 1: very interested, right, don't do it without me.
Speaker 2: Let's do a special event. If James Moore says it's okay,
Speaker 2: my guy, James Moore, I got to say to James,
Speaker 2: can you and I do a feat Finder special event
Speaker 2: one night only? Okay?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 2: And then we do like a short You only give
Speaker 2: them like twenty minutes. That's it, And it's you giving
Speaker 2: me like a twenty minute petty, but we do the
Speaker 2: petty before. Really it she just.
Speaker 1: Kind of why you don't trust No.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to hang out and play
Speaker 2: with my toes for a while, that's.
Speaker 1: I'm very into diy. I can paint a mad toe
Speaker 1: or second or third web toe. I can do it. Wow,
Speaker 1: came on?
Speaker 2: What this is good stuff for the afterlife TV show?
Speaker 2: Like se So you're a character now, is that too?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like what am I going to do now that like
Speaker 2: we're no longer running a church, you open a salon.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's perfect, great, Wow.
Speaker 2: And then like we do an episode where one guy says,
Speaker 2: you're the former pastor of this town and da da
Speaker 2: da da, and I'll write a check donation to her
Speaker 2: charity if we can like do a live thing of
Speaker 2: your wife giving you a Petter cure on the internet.
Speaker 2: And my character goes, no, honey, I can't do it.
Speaker 2: My toes are too ugly, and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, you can't do this is a ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: This is good. That's yes, clever. Yeah, wait, I think
Speaker 1: we should do only fans now now that I'm like
Speaker 1: thinking about this idea.
Speaker 2: But you'll just make like five million a month. You
Speaker 2: don't want to do that. Yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 2: do that. Huh, that's just that'll just you don't discombobulate everything.
Speaker 2: You're good, you have what you need, you're good to go.
Speaker 2: Start with the feet. I say, you do the feet
Speaker 2: and do it for charity. And see what. No, I
Speaker 2: know you can do it. Nine o two one, oh toho?
Speaker 2: Get it? Nine oh two to one too, okay, get it? Yes, Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, I think that would affect the algorithm quite friends,
Speaker 1: I think it's funnier to do it together. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I'll keep going.
Speaker 2: But you have nice feet, like like, let's stop, like
Speaker 2: like turn the cameras off, right, hours are off? Now?
Speaker 2: Oh eight, Tori? I are you My feet are scandalous?
Speaker 1: Like great? I love a good scandal. You're gonna show
Speaker 1: you a picture of your feet?
Speaker 2: Now you're really into it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 2: I'm totally into the fact that you're into it, right,
Speaker 2: I mean we're artists.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh wait, his feet are in there? Oh yes, Lucium,
Speaker 1: are there more pictures? Wait? Can we take this? Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is a different website called wiki feet, where
Speaker 1: you don't get paid. No one gets paid. They take
Speaker 1: stars and they screenshot pictures of their feet from photos
Speaker 1: or from movies, and then you get a rating.
Speaker 2: You can't see you.
Speaker 1: I I of know how to use the computer. Wait,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: This is so freaking genius, right.
Speaker 1: You're a filthy liar.
Speaker 2: Get really is the third one?
Speaker 1: Dude? Where's the webbing? Third?
Speaker 2: Well, you can't see the webbing, it's in between. It
Speaker 2: all comes out when you spread them. I don't touch that.
Speaker 1: You literally do well.
Speaker 2: Praise God. Yeah, leave it alone.
Speaker 1: Then I went to if I okay, wait, but.
Speaker 2: Like, am I wrong to like be so kind of
Speaker 2: comfortable with my sketchy toes, like ponder like some people
Speaker 2: think they're like really an alien and we're not humans,
Speaker 2: And I'm just wondering with like, certainly questionable, this kind
Speaker 2: of a questionable toe.
Speaker 1: Who else has a billy?
Speaker 2: You said billy has a slight webbing? Is like, I
Speaker 2: have the most webbing and I'm the youngest.
Speaker 1: Your kids didn't get it could be like a creepy.
Speaker 2: You know, intercollect generational conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Wait, so we reconnect it recently at a fan con.
Speaker 1: We haven't seen each other in years. Fair yep. And
Speaker 1: I was with my son Bo, who is just turned eight.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I said, just turn because you
Speaker 1: know what, he's my youngest and it's like he's growing
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, not gonna have a baby anymore.
Speaker 2: Totally one of the most awesome kids I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in my life. Loved his haircut, which.
Speaker 1: Is no haircut, his long hair exactly, so I related.
Speaker 2: But he just wanted to have fun, and that's the
Speaker 2: coolest thing ever. So you're letting him be a kid.
Speaker 2: That's the best thing you can do.
Speaker 1: The funniest part to me is you instinctly went into
Speaker 1: pitching to him who you are.
Speaker 2: With young people?
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber five?
Speaker 2: What's that first?
Speaker 1: She saying a Justin Bieber song? And he just looked
Speaker 1: at you like quizzically.
Speaker 2: Well, and I don't think he was into it.
Speaker 1: He's right right right, yeah, sok Elmo.
Speaker 2: And then I mentioned I was Barney Rubble.
Speaker 1: Right, which he is not entrained, but that could but
Speaker 1: he knew Fred Flintstone, so yeah he could. He could
Speaker 1: kind of put that scrap him.
Speaker 2: Then I told him we talked about skateboarding.
Speaker 1: He liked that.
Speaker 2: Christiana sooy my good friend and uh yeah. And then
Speaker 2: I think the cool part was he just wanted to
Speaker 2: go binary. Yeah, so I just let him Benarley. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I think that's why he thinks I might be
Speaker 2: a little cool at least I hope so say cold
Speaker 2: or cool?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just liked you for you. It didn't matter
Speaker 1: if he didn't, That's what I'm saying. So I love
Speaker 1: that aspect.
Speaker 2: I'm going to sing my themes on one Bad One bad.
Speaker 1: I don't have a set like that.
Speaker 2: One bad move the dude. Let me write your misspelling
Speaker 2: theme songs that I will do a rap too. Remember
Speaker 2: how you said you should let Stevie b the Gramps
Speaker 2: right the misspelling joint?
Speaker 1: Perfect, I'll pay you on crypto.
Speaker 2: Coin when we do our series together. Let me help
Speaker 2: you with your comedy. Okay, just let me help you.
Speaker 2: I'll be your husband. It'll be great, like we'll just.
Speaker 1: Wow perfect, help me with my comedy.
Speaker 2: God has sent me into your life strategically at this
Speaker 2: moment to help you with.
Speaker 1: Said no man, ever, what is happening right now? Wait
Speaker 1: now I can hold my own. I'm your funniest shite.
Speaker 1: You're to have fun.
Speaker 2: I'm rattling your cage. I'm rattling your comedy cage.
Speaker 1: Baby rattled. So let's do a swing.
Speaker 2: So what do you think of the Afterlife? Do you
Speaker 2: think they're playing a former pastor's wife? Is something I
Speaker 2: think you would be so funny.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great idea. I think with the
Speaker 1: right comedy team involved writing it and going to the
Speaker 1: right network. How do you think Hilaria is going to do?
Speaker 2: Did I show you what I had made don't say
Speaker 2: what it is. Don't see what it is. So for
Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars, you're gonna see this. Ah, this
Speaker 2: isn't that cute. You have to scoop on that. But
Speaker 2: we do it tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: That's today Monday, Yes, oh my god, it's tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: It's I guess who asked me to go to be
Speaker 2: his date, Alec Baldwin. Ladies and gentlemen, don't know if
Speaker 2: you heard of him, because.
Speaker 1: You don't get that many tickets even when you're on
Speaker 1: the show. It's limited. Yes, last season eliminated.
Speaker 2: First my god, James told me that. Oh my gosh. Wow.
Speaker 1: So it's the season right after my season, so I'm
Speaker 1: very excited to see everyone can go down.
Speaker 2: Laria is ready.
Speaker 1: Oh she was born ready.
Speaker 2: This is like, sir enough.
Speaker 1: I think she could win.
Speaker 2: She might be able to take it all, no doubt.
Speaker 1: She can do anything. She's like not human, so she's
Speaker 1: very talented. Do you think Alec is worried about her
Speaker 1: partner club because he had a showmance with his partner
Speaker 1: last season. No, he's very hot, very he's spartan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Lari is kind of coming to her own
Speaker 2: now as an artist, and I think she's just having fun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I think Glib knows everything's cool. And you know,
Speaker 2: we don't want to have to take you back to Massapequa.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Don't be glib Cleb. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Don't make me make the phone
Speaker 2: call Glib, call my boys, they come see you. We
Speaker 2: take you back to Massa Piqua. Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: No worries. No, that's comedy. That's comedy gold people. But no,
Speaker 2: I think I think I'm I'm excited for Gleb actually,
Speaker 2: because he's a great dancer, very good and I think
Speaker 2: together they could win it all.
Speaker 1: Very good. Yeah, and this is kind of I feel
Speaker 1: for him a comeback because Brooks Nader has publicly taken
Speaker 1: him down that he cheated on her and then just
Speaker 1: gone to town on him, which no comment. I love
Speaker 1: Brooks and both, so I have no idea what he's.
Speaker 2: Back, and he's tending to the business at hand right.
Speaker 1: So I feel like this is a perfect duo. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited for them. They might be my favorite, but
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet, so see what happens.
Speaker 2: We have to support support support on DWTS have you ever.
Speaker 1: Been in that ballroom like with so.
Speaker 2: I've never been on the show ever, nothing any.
Speaker 1: But not like visiting somebody like not tomorrow night. It's
Speaker 1: my first.
Speaker 2: It's very different, and I pop my dwts cherry and
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't have it any other way with my
Speaker 2: web does.
Speaker 1: Is it hard to find shoes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Kind of.
Speaker 1: Actually I wanted to tell that little story that I
Speaker 1: talked to you about. Which story at the night at
Speaker 1: the club?
Speaker 2: I don't remember anything. I did we make out? Yeah
Speaker 2: we did. We have to wait and talk about it,
Speaker 2: my shaw.
Speaker 1: Fuck, No, why do you think you're here? I want
Speaker 1: to talk to the story.
Speaker 2: I think it was.
Speaker 1: I wish it's so hot.
Speaker 2: I could swear. I remember making out with Tory spelling.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like makeout. It wasn't make up. See there
Speaker 1: was some grinding and some liip actions, but it wasn't makeout.
Speaker 2: I have no recollection I know any such activity.
Speaker 1: So when I saw you at the.
Speaker 2: Door, if I were able to have any type of
Speaker 2: information of any such activity, would I be at leisure
Speaker 2: to disclose such information?
Speaker 1: I'm being an idiot, glad, I'm super forgettable anyway, But what.
Speaker 2: Was it like sun Dance or something like in.
Speaker 1: The morning, so that Pantera Sarah's one of her clubs.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It was like, hello, can I just is this on?
Speaker 1: Wasn't delicious analyzed those words?
Speaker 2: It was at pan.
Speaker 1: Tara Sarah's club.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just I sort of present this information to
Speaker 2: the judge and the jury go ahead.
Speaker 1: Now I feel nervous. I have to pick and choose
Speaker 1: my words.
Speaker 2: Here lips and grinding. Well, what do you expect that
Speaker 2: a pantheras Sarah? Whatever? I don't care if she's.
Speaker 1: What was it called? Can you name her clubs? Any
Speaker 1: that you went to she had?
Speaker 2: She hosted the clubs.
Speaker 1: No, No, she hosted club promoter, and she was very
Speaker 1: in touch with celebrities and actors and she would ask
Speaker 1: us do you want to come to these things? And
Speaker 1: she would always protect us like it was like if
Speaker 1: you go to these things, and it wasn't too like.
Speaker 2: She was just good.
Speaker 1: People's great and yeah, you always felt like you could
Speaker 1: go and you were safe. They're not too many. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like a tourist trap. It was right now it's
Speaker 1: different now, but we could kind of be ourselves and
Speaker 1: act out a little bit and not worry about me.
Speaker 2: Ask you a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was there?
Speaker 2: Of course everybody partied. I've told stories about my having
Speaker 2: gone to the Playboy Mansion and my tour guide was
Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr. That was quite an experience. So we've
Speaker 2: all kind of been there, done that, right. Uh? But
Speaker 2: for you, was there? Was it ever? Sid Nancy? Did
Speaker 2: it ever? Get that Craig Cray.
Speaker 1: In what way?
Speaker 2: I don't know, sex, drugs, rock and roll?
Speaker 1: Oh. I was really really a good kid.
Speaker 2: You know. I was a good kid because of what
Speaker 2: because of your parents?
Speaker 1: No, I just I just didn't partake in that stuff.
Speaker 2: Just pincher.
Speaker 1: I didn't so freaking cute. I wish I had a
Speaker 1: little bit more now it's fun. Yeah, No, I had fun.
Speaker 1: I d I would drink, Yeah, and I was like
Speaker 1: a kissing bandit. So it wasn't hard for you to
Speaker 1: put me under your spell the spell, see how I
Speaker 1: like I did that?
Speaker 2: You like that one? It was your spell on a misspell?
Speaker 1: Whoa, Yeah, it was like something on Sunset was the club?
Speaker 2: Why? Uh?
Speaker 1: And we were in there and there was a band
Speaker 1: playing and there's a lot of music. We were on
Speaker 1: the dance floor. I was dancing with a friend and
Speaker 1: you came up and you started grinding up behind me
Speaker 1: and I turned around, like what the fuck and it
Speaker 1: was you and I was like, oh, it's Stephen Bowen.
Speaker 1: That's so hot. Oh my god. Yeah, and then we
Speaker 1: like danced for a while, like it was very like
Speaker 1: dirty dancing. You're a good dancer. And then there was
Speaker 1: like and.
Speaker 2: This was in nineteen eighty nine, perfect, Yeah, you were.
Speaker 1: Talking close to me and maybe you went in for
Speaker 1: a kiss. Like it was like nothing, it was very innocent.
Speaker 1: And then you were like, come on, let's go, and
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm okay, not let's go, like,
Speaker 1: let's get out of here, like let's go over here.
Speaker 2: Well, as I recall something I don't recall at all,
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure even though you're so innocent, I
Speaker 2: probably just was dancing behind you and you might have
Speaker 2: backed up a little bit, Tori. That's all I'm saying,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Oh, oh my god, he
Speaker 2: looks enough like Billy. Let me back up right now,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just saying maybe now when I look.
Speaker 2: Back into balance any of that at all.
Speaker 1: I look back and it was you. I did, for
Speaker 1: sure backed up you might have.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to well, it just may have just been posturing,
Speaker 2: It may have just been.
Speaker 1: Er. It was adorable. Yeah, yeah, the laughter, I know
Speaker 1: what would have happened.
Speaker 2: You would have seen my toes definitely would have seen.
Speaker 2: And I think this interview is there's no better way
Speaker 2: to end this interview