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Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory Spelling, an iHeartRadio podcast.

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Speaker 2: Born on the Tory Spelling Show.

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Speaker 1: Do that's a good promo for my show?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you wrap? I could like freestyle?

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Speaker 2: No, I could never. Yeah, I'm not. I mean I could,

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Speaker 2: but it would you know, it would never be like

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Speaker 2: what's known today as real improvisationalal hip hop kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I get impersonate objective. I'm not rapping on your show, Tory,

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Speaker 2: and that's final. No.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't asking to. I was just curious if you could.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you know what I've forgotten?

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Speaker 1: None, Paul's office.

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Speaker 2: I brought you a chocolate chip cookie. Do you eat

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Speaker 2: talks and cookies?

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Speaker 1: I will now from where?

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Speaker 2: Excellent, We're off to a great start from the commissary

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Speaker 2: place right on the corner.

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Speaker 1: That was so nice of you you were concerned about.

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Speaker 2: Looks like a really good trust. Grandpa, I know some things.

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Speaker 1: You are your grandfather.

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Speaker 2: Grandpa knows yummy anyway, he does.

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Speaker 1: I am a grandfather and no pun intended. That was good.

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Speaker 2: And my five year old granddaughter iris intergalactic. She's from

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Speaker 2: another galaxy.

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Speaker 1: So would you say you were the fun uncle before

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Speaker 1: you were grandpa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, as the youngest of the fellas,

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Speaker 2: I'm just one of the funny ones. Because everybody's funny,

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Speaker 2: that's right. Alec, Daniel, William and Steven are all funny

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Speaker 2: in their own right. Some are funnier than others, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly I like your humor.

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Speaker 2: Well, my humors like Bioa only.

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Speaker 1: With Alec as well. But you Alex funny. He's super funny. No,

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Speaker 1: he's beyond funny.

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Speaker 2: You have conversations with him where he does like you

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Speaker 2: like in them. We want to talk about spur of

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Speaker 2: the moment, wrapping, I'll be talking about something and Alyc

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Speaker 2: will start doing de Niro in the conversation, just with

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Speaker 2: the two of you, just to t it's very funny.

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Speaker 1: After all these years, you still find them funny.

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Speaker 2: You do. Uh. The funniest person I know is my wife.

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Speaker 2: Second funniest person I know is Alec Baldwin.

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Speaker 1: How is your wife funny in what ways?

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Speaker 2: Well, my wife's funny, like my mom was.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Like I'll give you an example, mm hmmmmmm. When I

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Speaker 2: was like fifteen and three quarters, I was in high school.

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Speaker 2: MS speak a Long Island, oh Ford g. Berner High School.

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Speaker 2: It's up to my peeps, class of eighty four.

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Speaker 1: Holy Oldie. That's a good rap name.

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Speaker 2: Holy Oldie. Well, I have my rap name already, and

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Speaker 2: I'll get back to that story. Okay, Holy Ghost DJ

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Speaker 2: he's the Holy Ghost, but I'm the djer. See how

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Speaker 2: there was what were we talking about?

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Speaker 1: You were fifteen and three quarters now fifteen and yeah, right, and.

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Speaker 2: I decided to get an earring. Okay, and I'm in

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Speaker 2: high school and like my dad's this football coach, very macho,

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Speaker 2: and the boys are playing sports and Alex, you know,

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Speaker 2: captain of the football team, and like everything's I'm in

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Speaker 2: like ninth grade. It's ninth grade, going into tenth grade

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Speaker 2: all that. You know, you can get your earners permit

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Speaker 2: to drive a car at sixteen in the state of

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Speaker 2: New York.

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Speaker 1: Oh, fifteen year sixteen.

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Speaker 2: I stayed in New York, So I pierced my yearly

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Speaker 2: three weeks before. I need my mother's signature on the

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Speaker 2: document to get my learner's permit. So I get the

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Speaker 2: ear pierced. I come home and she had told me

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Speaker 2: in advance. You know, it wasn't a good idea. So

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Speaker 2: now I get home it's pierced. You know. I staid,

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Speaker 2: it's all good. You know, it's the gold ball thingy,

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Speaker 2: you know, the stick bind that you always get when

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Speaker 2: you get your first piercing. So I come home my wife,

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Speaker 2: see my wife. I stuck with my wife earlier. But

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Speaker 2: my mom goes, oh, honey, it just it's glistening. Take

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Speaker 2: it out, and I go no, She goes take it out.

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Speaker 2: It was one of those moments between a ninth grader

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Speaker 2: and his mom where she's like, or you'll see, is

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Speaker 2: what she said. If you don't take it out, you'll

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Speaker 2: see what's gonna happen. And well, yeah, exactly. But I

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Speaker 2: was a rascal tory. Go see so I did so

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Speaker 2: I didn't listen, and you know, and you know, kind

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Speaker 2: but talented in other ways. I come with the learner's

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Speaker 2: permit document. Hey mom, look you wanted to drive me.

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Speaker 2: You wanted to do that?

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Speaker 1: I could drive.

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Speaker 2: She goes take the earring out, like like Clemenza and

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Speaker 2: the Godfather, you know, leave the gun, take the canoli's.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. She goes, take the earring out.

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Speaker 2: I look at her now, horror comes over my my Psyche,

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting there going wouldn't be.

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Speaker 1: So absurd as to subject.

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Speaker 2: Suggests that I won't get you a seat. I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's blasphemous in some parental way. I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 2: I just I used every jazz move I could, and

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Speaker 2: a truant officer. She looked at me when the hearing

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Speaker 2: and I'll sign the piece of paper, weeping like a

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Speaker 2: little tad ball, reluctantly. I removed the gold stud uh

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Speaker 2: from my ear and she signed the document and uh.

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Speaker 1: And he put it back in afterwards, right well, years later.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to wait forever. But what I mean,

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Speaker 2: you know, that's mom sticking to her guns. Yeah, she whizz.

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Speaker 1: I'm not that kind of mom landing the plane.

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Speaker 2: Now. My granddaughter Iris is very you know, you know,

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Speaker 2: take the earring out. She's very no nonsense, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean. Like she likes a grape juice box

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Speaker 2: for example, that's her favorite. She doesn't like the punch

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Speaker 2: or the one that's like a Sunday lemonade with grapefruit. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And she'll let you know the Grape at five years old.

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Speaker 2: I love it. It's the most fun I can have

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Speaker 2: other than the podcast now, which is amazing. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to shut up now, go ahead, no.

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Speaker 1: Keep going makes my job easy. Let's get some caffeine

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Speaker 1: in us.

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Speaker 2: So let's talk about you, okay for a minute, because

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Speaker 2: then we're going to talk to you later. That's gonna

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Speaker 2: be awesome.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited meeting your podcast. One bad Movie The

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Speaker 1: Last Shark Nada. Oh, that's what that's going to be mine.

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Speaker 1: Oh you tell me what my one bad movie?

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Speaker 2: You were in that? Right, it's just an observation. You

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Speaker 2: were in The Last Shark?

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Speaker 1: Name was really a good friend?

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Speaker 2: Was it awesome?

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Do you even remember? I?

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Speaker 1: Of course I have a steel trap memory, just like you.

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Speaker 1: One of an elephants that's on me say sorry, okay,

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Speaker 1: I snort too. It was fun. It was with my

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Speaker 1: ex he played my husband in it. I remember we

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Speaker 1: were like fighting during that time.

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Speaker 2: So it was like it was it was a package deal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it needed to be unpackaged. Yeah, and Iron had

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Speaker 1: asked us to do it, and so I was like.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? An Iron controls Sharknado? Uh? I

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Speaker 2: am I'm popular again because of my podcast.

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Speaker 1: Probably again because of your daughter, and I will be.

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Speaker 2: Dang it in the name of one bad movie.

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Speaker 1: All it takes is one good movie or or bad.

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Speaker 2: That's the point.

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Speaker 1: Or bad rad.

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Speaker 2: Movies are really kind of getting a better deal. It's

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Speaker 2: creepy bad cult movies cashing in on the creepiness of

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Speaker 2: the one.

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Speaker 1: What's your worst movie?

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Speaker 2: Funny?

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Speaker 1: That's funny. We drink your caffeina, Like where this is going.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I should have any.

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Speaker 1: What's your worst movie in your opinion from my filmography?

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Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, is that what I said?

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Speaker 2: See, that's the point.

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Speaker 1: Like when I interview you, So we can't talk about

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Speaker 1: your movie because.

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Speaker 2: I'm about you, but I'm framing it for you. When

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Speaker 2: I interview, I'm going to chat with you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: ask you all kinds of creepy questions, but not the

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Speaker 2: creepy creepy ones, just kind of that's sad. Yeah, I asked,

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Speaker 2: like the safe creepy m But then I will say,

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Speaker 2: you pick your from your filmography. Yes, a film you

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Speaker 2: can talk about now because it's kind of goofy, corny

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Speaker 2: was twenty years ago, whatever it hot. Yeah, So hot.

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Speaker 2: You want to stir. You need a stir.

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Speaker 1: We didn't put in your If you stir it a

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Speaker 2: It cools it down. Grandpa knows things. Grandpa knows stuff.

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Speaker 1: Okay, go back to your worst movie.

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Speaker 2: So you're going to invite you to select mine your

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Speaker 2: one dad movie.

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Speaker 1: I know I haven't. I'm not going to say it

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Speaker 1: on my for your body please, I know.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. You're so funny. But wait, here's what's funnier

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Speaker 2: about you being so funny? Yes, it's the everyone like

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Speaker 2: if you say Alex funny, now it's because of thirty

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Speaker 2: rock kind of of other things.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's just funny. Is that where you were going?

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Speaker 2: He has the gift of funny? So do you so?

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Speaker 1: Do you? So? Do you so?

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Speaker 2: I say, we throw down a gauntlet right here on.

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Speaker 2: For example, like I have an idea for a series,

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Speaker 2: like a half hour sitcom. You know what that's like? Okay,

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Speaker 2: so what if I were a guy now like this

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Speaker 2: in the tradition of the now kind of hipster pastors, Yes,

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Speaker 2: stay with me. You're not going to believe this idea,

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Speaker 2: But if you say yes right now, it's sealed on

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Speaker 2: this digital and then we'll just see if it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: See it makes sense. Good, that's perfect, that's great. That's

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Speaker 2: the artist in you. So what if there was a

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Speaker 2: show where Stephen Baldwin liked this was a pastor who

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Speaker 2: just retired. Okay, so now he was this guy this

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Speaker 2: then the pilot episode is, you know, the morning after

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Speaker 2: the retirement party.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's the first day.

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Speaker 2: Of his afterlife, get it? Yeah, afterlife.

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Speaker 1: I love puns.

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Speaker 2: So imagine a sitcom where a guy like me was like,

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Speaker 2: we would talk about you know, well, listen, it's been

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Speaker 2: this and it's been that, but you'd speed up from

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Speaker 2: the pilot who they really are behind the scenes.

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Speaker 1: I like this idea.

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Speaker 2: It's called the Afterlife, and you're forget it, beyond perfect

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Speaker 2: to be my wife on the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm honored, you're perfect.

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Speaker 2: So this is kind of like an idea where independently

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Speaker 2: we could probably get funding for it very quickly.

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Speaker 1: I always say that it doesn't happen well well with you.

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Speaker 2: AT's been hanging out with Grandpa.

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Speaker 1: You get shit done well.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little ghosted. So when I when I think

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Speaker 2: about something and I focus God willing, it gets manifested.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're ghosted personally? Yeah, not publicly.

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Speaker 2: Well, I talk about it a little bit, which I

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Speaker 2: really shouldn't. Everyone's telling me to stop talking about my

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Speaker 2: So here's the word. I'll save us time. Forgiveness. You

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Speaker 2: That's how it happens too, that's so cool. Then you

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Speaker 2: Well, I just think for what I want to do,

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Speaker 1: Streaming way to go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah aah, Netflix. They don't suck, They're pretty good. They're

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Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you just the cameras is my camera. Listen,

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Speaker 2: the new show with me and misspelling and no shenanigans.

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Speaker 2: No, I like saying, well, I'm talking business so I

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Speaker 2: Toy. You named the podcast here, I did, Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: You know you just got the holy ghost thing. Do

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Speaker 1: Like what miss hating? That's me made co writers?

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Speaker 2: Do you know?

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Speaker 1: I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Sure you do? Do you know what? Well?

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Speaker 1: You know what else we should do right now, right now?

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Speaker 2: You know, like when you do these creepy reality shows

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Speaker 1: Apprentice, I know you did. I don't know what you

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Speaker 2: I justly partner with you. I got fire twice twice.

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Speaker 1: I forgot com on for TV gold. Yeah you get it,

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Speaker 2: Yes, So I'm going to start a bidding war now,

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Speaker 2: okay for our new hit TV show that doesn't exist, Joe,

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Speaker 2: but you were just yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's like Crypto. I know nothing about Crypto. I've never

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Speaker 1: Is really why it?

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Speaker 2: And don't change a thing?

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Speaker 2: Know what the crypto gs like? Cryptos sketchy unless you

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Speaker 2: so you and I should invest in a library of

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Speaker 1: How do you do that?

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Speaker 2: What say it again?

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00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 1: A library of content in the future. But if it's

441
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 1: the future, how do we buy into it now?

442
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 2: Well? You do this podcast? Yes, and from this podcast,

443
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 2: lots of other branding could happen.

444
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: That'd be nice.

445
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: A Miss Tory could become a brand in its own right.

446
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: I think I am right?

447
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: But off the podcast could be a store.

448
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: Sure of Britain mortar doesn't work anymore.

449
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 2: I didn't say bricking more, you.

450
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 1: Said a store. Oh the store front?

451
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: Go full digital toy. I'm trying, you go, girl.

452
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: It's hard to break into the world.

453
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 2: Into the major Do you produce stuff?

454
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: I do? I typically end up creating my own stuff

455
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: because I don't get cast into stuff.

456
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 2: Right, So you do? What do you produce that you

457
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: put yourself in?

458
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: My own TV shows?

459
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: Right?

460
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

461
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 2: Movies of the week or series.

462
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: Scripted and non scripted.

463
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 2: Oh okay, how long you've been doing that?

464
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: Twenty years?

465
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: So if you liked an idea like, yeah, playing my

466
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 2: wife that's a former pastor's wife. Yes, and we found

467
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 2: because here's here's the thing. I'm gonna say this wrong

468
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 2: to say it right, okay, but if we find the

469
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: right writers. Yes, I'm gonna say it wrong to say right.

470
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: So almost like South Park writers. Yes, because you want

471
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 2: it to be real, Yeah, you want it to be

472
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 2: a little naughty, but not past pg thirteen. Most of

473
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,719
Speaker 2: the Batman feature films are pg. Thirteen just for that

474
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 2: requirement of language and violence.

475
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Speaker 1: And that's hard to keep it there and still thrive

476
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: at home.

477
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 2: But here's the point. Yeah, there's a great scene, and

478
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: everybody loves Raymond where you know, he's the good guy.

479
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 2: He's Italian. This sad and he's got the wife that's

480
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: smarter than him and helps him figure it out and

481
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 2: he struggles and right, Yes, So they're going to bed

482
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: and she's sitting there and she's got her cute little

483
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 2: slip onto like the conservative thing, and she's adorable, and

484
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: he's there. Ray's got his whole pajamas on, and Ray's

485
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: very formal, very nervous, very ray. And she says, did

486
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: you forget you owe me a neck rub? And he goes, oh,

487
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: they're getting ready for bed. It's the end of the show.

488
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 2: It's the end of the episode. And he gets behind

489
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 2: her on his knees and she's sitting up kind of awkward,

490
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: and he starts rubbing her shoulders like this, and he's

491
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: going like this, and she goes, you're not gonna make it,

492
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: are you, And he goes, no, not. He turns the

493
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: light up so they can make love. But you know,

494
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: it's just that cute, funny comedy. It's like that. Yeah,

495
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: So it's more like the differences in the arguments a

496
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 2: couple might have if their public persona is X. And

497
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: once that's been removed, once he's retired as the pastor,

498
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,959
Speaker 2: that means the same people that came up to him

499
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: at Walmart to go, hey, see you Sunday don't do

500
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: that anymore. So now he has to experience like, hey, Tori,

501
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: good to see and you're like, oh, hey, it's that awkwardness.

502
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: Now I understand.

503
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 2: There is no that's funny.

504
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:09,959
Speaker 1: That's funny.

505
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 2: I think it's funny. And then there's all the things

506
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: you can address now that he's retired.

507
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: Imagine if you had a list, that'd be great.

508
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: That one assistant there was skirts were a little too short.

509
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: What I got rid of her quick? See that's the line,

510
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: I did what you told me. It took six weeks. No, no,

511
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 2: no, no no. Her mother was sick and there's a lot

512
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 2: of that.

513
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Speaker 1: Are you talking prime time? Then? Is that even? Does

514
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Speaker 1: that word exists anymore?

515
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: Yeah? This could be. It could be ABC, NBC. Is

516
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: you're still a CBS? Yes, okay, I don't even I

517
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Speaker 2: don't even know.

518
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: Someone take it away and they're still fun.

519
00:30:51,040 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 2: Less moon vess the old days, Oh, the old days.

520
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 2: So look look ahead, you're gonna no, no, no, you're

521
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 2: dang it. I saw it all face.

522
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Speaker 1: I'll remember. I'll come back to it. And like the

523
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 1: other four stories that you divert had never came back to.

524
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,719
Speaker 2: Really was therefore that there was maybe one? I think

525
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 2: I landed all the planes quite frankly.

526
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Speaker 1: He did. I still want to go back to the

527
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: foot thing.

528
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm into it. Can I see if you go

529
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: only fans?

530
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: No, there's a special site for this.

531
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Speaker 2: Is it only feet?

532
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: No, it's a cloder.

533
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, see it, see it? Like I told you,

534
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: I was kind of full of bys here right like

535
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 2: I talked, I mean, but I'm really just a grandpa.

536
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 2: So hold on. What's it called again?

537
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: Feet finder?

538
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: I'm about to really lose it right now? And is

539
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: this a like only whatever? But like people can pay

540
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: yes to watch you like what.

541
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: I I haven't done? Extensive reasons can tell you something.

542
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 2: If you want to watch me give myself a petty,

543
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 2: that's some cold hard cash, baby done right now, cold.

544
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: Hard cash, I think right now.

545
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars a minute? What yeah, I would charge

546
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars.

547
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: A minute, so ugly. Can I see your feet right now?

548
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: No way? But listen? Why literally no way? But listen

549
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: only because it forces your hand. We have to do

550
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: the only feet what's it called?

551
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: Feat finder? But people pay different things, so there's like

552
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: niche audiences like dirty feed.

553
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 2: You know I heard I heard this. I have weird toes.

554
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: No, how weird.

555
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: I can't show you explain that makes so much money.

556
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: Second and third toe literally might as well fingers have

557
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: been given to me by at the extraterrestrial. No, my

558
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 2: second third toe literally goes. Remember when He points his

559
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: finger and make the noise.

560
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

561
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 2: Remember that's my toes.

562
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: But long, they're long.

563
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: I'm not even I won't describe anymore killing. I'll just

564
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: say that. Listen. No, no, I won't describe, but I would.

565
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 2: My daughter Eliah said you would make so much money

566
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Speaker 2: with your second third toe alone.

567
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: Oh you only show the genetic did you pass it

568
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: on to either your daughter?

569
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: It's a slight webbing, that's all I'm web there's a

570
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: slight webbing. And Billy Baldwin has it too. But I

571
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 2: shouldn't say that.

572
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh I shouldn't out parents had it. Then that's funny.

573
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is funny.

574
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: I outed Billy Baldin's we Wait. I'm so sorry to more.

575
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 2: Like the creature from the Black Lagoon kind of webbing.

576
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 2: It's not bad bad, it's.

577
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: Just, may I ask you, it just doesn't look.

578
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: Human, that's all I'm saying. That's all.

579
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: May I please, Stephen Baldwin ask you a question. In

580
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: thirty nine years, has your wife ever licked the webbing

581
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: between these toes?

582
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: I can't comment about that publicly.

583
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: Wow, you are going to make some cold hard cash here,

584
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: my friend. Do you think this is something well, I've

585
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: heard it.

586
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 2: I've heard people pay a lot of money, not just

587
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: for the dirtiness. Yeah, no, just like not like you know,

588
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 2: potting soil, you know under your toenails. You know, I

589
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: can understand i'd pay good money for that. But that aside? Yeah,

590
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 2: what am I talking about? Only here on misspelling? How

591
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: did your promo there? Sorry? Spontaneous promo? But like I

592
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 2: told you, do you want one more like? Amazing detail

593
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 2: that if I gave you this statistic of this you

594
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: almost wouldn't believe it. It's also a sign of intellect. Okay, okay, great, Okay,

595
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 2: So my second toe, the one next to your big toe, right,

596
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: is longer than my big toe.

597
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: Yes, but I've heard this sign of intellect.

598
00:35:53,760 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 2: Okay, my third toe is longer than my big toe.

599
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: You ever heard of that? Wait?

600
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: Wait, your big toe and then my second toe is

601
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: longer than your big toe. But your third toe.

602
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: Is still longer than my big toe.

603
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: Is it as long as your second toe?

604
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 2: No, it's a little shorter than the second, but still

605
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 2: sticks out further than my big toe. Statistically, this is

606
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 2: something else.

607
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: So I know this research that if you your second

608
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: toe next to your big toe is longer than your

609
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: big toe. It is a sign of intellect. But are

610
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: you telling me statistics show that if the third toe

611
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: is equally longer or just longer than the big toe

612
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: as well, you're even smarter.

613
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that if the case is what you

614
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 2: just stated, I almost can't talk about it. Between that

615
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 2: and the webbing. Let's just leave it alone. Let's make

616
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: some money. Now, will you give me a patty? Because

617
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 2: that would be forget it. That would just smash the

618
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: internet if you and I did, if we did like

619
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 2: a pilot episode of what's it called webbed Feet? What's

620
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 2: it called.

621
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: Feed Finder, f Finder? I don't know if they do

622
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: videos on it, I'm not.

623
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 2: Sure Finder the celebrity people over there, you know, we

624
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: don't want.

625
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: To do that.

626
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: We don't want to do just the influencer people over there.

627
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: There's no celebrities find there's no celebrities on feet Finder. Way,

628
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: am I wrong here?

629
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 2: You must be? Can someone google it the first time

630
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 2: on the spot. I'm kind of doing that, breaking the

631
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: fourth wall? Are there celebrities something?

632
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: Oh? When?

633
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 2: No?

634
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: But we should like but we should showing their feet?

635
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: Why would they do that?

636
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 2: These people pay to see it?

637
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: No, she said, not selling.

638
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 2: Oh some kid, Come on, girl, you know some are selling.

639
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: Some of them are giving good feet. Baby, I have

640
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: great feets, our feet.

641
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,919
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that means old duo. Would we would

642
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: break the internet because your feet are so great. Once

643
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 2: they panned over to my feet, like everything would shut down.

644
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 2: All of Elon Musk's satellites would just seize in a

645
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 2: moment if they saw my feet because they'd be going, wait,

646
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: we're in space and only aliens are in space, so

647
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 2: wise alien feet on Stephen Baldwin, it's weird.

648
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: Was that a deal breaker when you met your wife?

649
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: Like?

650
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: Do you have to say? Did you have to say? No?

651
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: She's so funny. I have very skinny legs. Okay, so

652
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: from the waist down, I'm pigeon toed, bow legged and

653
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: flat footed.

654
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: If I look, just skipped one part.

655
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 2: But look at how flat my foot is. You know

656
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 2: there's no arch.

657
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: Oh I do flat feet, literally a flat duck foot.

658
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: So my wife when she met me, you know, when

659
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 2: we were tooling around out in the Hampton's and she

660
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 2: was nineteen and from Rio de Janeira, Brazil, and I

661
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 2: married her because I only look stupid. So yes, she

662
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 2: saw my kind of webbed toes from the beginning.

663
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: So to your wife or girls you dated previously, you

664
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: never had felt the news.

665
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: I just think you know, I was so funny and

666
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 2: charming they never noticed. They wouldn't the alien toes?

667
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: Well, you kind of like them.

668
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: What's it called? The feat Network?

669
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: Which the kinder I'll write it down for you. You're

670
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: very interested, right, don't do it without me.

671
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: Let's do a special event. If James Moore says it's okay,

672
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 2: my guy, James Moore, I got to say to James,

673
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 2: can you and I do a feat Finder special event

674
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 2: one night only? Okay?

675
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 1: This?

676
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 2: And then we do like a short You only give

677
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 2: them like twenty minutes. That's it, And it's you giving

678
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 2: me like a twenty minute petty, but we do the

679
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 2: petty before. Really it she just.

680
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: Kind of why you don't trust No.

681
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to hang out and play

682
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: with my toes for a while, that's.

683
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm very into diy. I can paint a mad toe

684
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 1: or second or third web toe. I can do it. Wow,

685
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: came on?

686
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 2: What this is good stuff for the afterlife TV show?

687
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 2: Like se So you're a character now, is that too?

688
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

689
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 2: Like what am I going to do now that like

690
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: we're no longer running a church, you open a salon.

691
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's perfect, great, Wow.

692
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 2: And then like we do an episode where one guy says,

693
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: you're the former pastor of this town and da da

694
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 2: da da, and I'll write a check donation to her

695
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: charity if we can like do a live thing of

696
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: your wife giving you a Petter cure on the internet.

697
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 2: And my character goes, no, honey, I can't do it.

698
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 2: My toes are too ugly, and you're.

699
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: Like, you can't do this is a ten thousand dollars

700
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: This is good. That's yes, clever. Yeah, wait, I think

701
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: we should do only fans now now that I'm like

702
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: thinking about this idea.

703
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: But you'll just make like five million a month. You

704
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 2: don't want to do that. Yeah, you don't want to

705
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: do that. Huh, that's just that'll just you don't discombobulate everything.

706
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 2: You're good, you have what you need, you're good to go.

707
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: Start with the feet. I say, you do the feet

708
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: and do it for charity. And see what. No, I

709
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 2: know you can do it. Nine o two one, oh toho?

710
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: Get it? Nine oh two to one too, okay, get it? Yes, Wow.

711
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: Wow, I think that would affect the algorithm quite friends,

712
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 1: I think it's funnier to do it together. I'll do it.

713
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 1: I'll keep going.

714
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 2: But you have nice feet, like like, let's stop, like

715
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 2: like turn the cameras off, right, hours are off? Now?

716
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 2: Oh eight, Tori? I are you My feet are scandalous?

717
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: Like great? I love a good scandal. You're gonna show

718
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: you a picture of your feet?

719
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 2: Now you're really into it?

720
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is great.

721
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 2: I'm totally into the fact that you're into it, right,

722
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: I mean we're artists.

723
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh wait, his feet are in there? Oh yes, Lucium,

724
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: are there more pictures? Wait? Can we take this? Okay,

725
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: so this is a different website called wiki feet, where

726
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 1: you don't get paid. No one gets paid. They take

727
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: stars and they screenshot pictures of their feet from photos

728
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: or from movies, and then you get a rating.

729
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 2: You can't see you.

730
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: I I of know how to use the computer. Wait,

731
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.

732
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: This is so freaking genius, right.

733
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: You're a filthy liar.

734
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: Get really is the third one?

735
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: Dude? Where's the webbing? Third?

736
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 2: Well, you can't see the webbing, it's in between. It

737
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: all comes out when you spread them. I don't touch that.

738
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: You literally do well.

739
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: Praise God. Yeah, leave it alone.

740
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: Then I went to if I okay, wait, but.

741
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 2: Like, am I wrong to like be so kind of

742
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 2: comfortable with my sketchy toes, like ponder like some people

743
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 2: think they're like really an alien and we're not humans,

744
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: And I'm just wondering with like, certainly questionable, this kind

745
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 2: of a questionable toe.

746
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: Who else has a billy?

747
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 2: You said billy has a slight webbing? Is like, I

748
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 2: have the most webbing and I'm the youngest.

749
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: Your kids didn't get it could be like a creepy.

750
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: You know, intercollect generational conspiracy.

751
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: Wait, so we reconnect it recently at a fan con.

752
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: We haven't seen each other in years. Fair yep. And

753
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: I was with my son Bo, who is just turned eight.

754
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: I don't know why I said, just turn because you

755
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: know what, he's my youngest and it's like he's growing

756
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, not gonna have a baby anymore.

757
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 2: Totally one of the most awesome kids I've ever seen

758
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 2: in my life. Loved his haircut, which.

759
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: Is no haircut, his long hair exactly, so I related.

760
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: But he just wanted to have fun, and that's the

761
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 2: coolest thing ever. So you're letting him be a kid.

762
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 2: That's the best thing you can do.

763
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: The funniest part to me is you instinctly went into

764
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: pitching to him who you are.

765
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: With young people?

766
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber five?

767
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 2: What's that first?

768
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: She saying a Justin Bieber song? And he just looked

769
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: at you like quizzically.

770
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: Well, and I don't think he was into it.

771
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: He's right right right, yeah, sok Elmo.

772
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 2: And then I mentioned I was Barney Rubble.

773
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: Right, which he is not entrained, but that could but

774
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: he knew Fred Flintstone, so yeah he could. He could

775
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: kind of put that scrap him.

776
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: Then I told him we talked about skateboarding.

777
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: He liked that.

778
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: Christiana sooy my good friend and uh yeah. And then

779
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: I think the cool part was he just wanted to

780
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: go binary. Yeah, so I just let him Benarley. Yeah,

781
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 2: So I think that's why he thinks I might be

782
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 2: a little cool at least I hope so say cold

783
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: or cool?

784
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: Cool?

785
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 2: Cool?

786
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just liked you for you. It didn't matter

787
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: if he didn't, That's what I'm saying. So I love

788
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: that aspect.

789
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to sing my themes on one Bad One bad.

790
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: I don't have a set like that.

791
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: One bad move the dude. Let me write your misspelling

792
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 2: theme songs that I will do a rap too. Remember

793
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 2: how you said you should let Stevie b the Gramps

794
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 2: right the misspelling joint?

795
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: Perfect, I'll pay you on crypto.

796
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 2: Coin when we do our series together. Let me help

797
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 2: you with your comedy. Okay, just let me help you.

798
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 2: I'll be your husband. It'll be great, like we'll just.

799
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: Wow perfect, help me with my comedy.

800
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 2: God has sent me into your life strategically at this

801
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,720
Speaker 2: moment to help you with.

802
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,959
Speaker 1: Said no man, ever, what is happening right now? Wait

803
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: now I can hold my own. I'm your funniest shite.

804
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 1: You're to have fun.

805
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: I'm rattling your cage. I'm rattling your comedy cage.

806
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: Baby rattled. So let's do a swing.

807
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 2: So what do you think of the Afterlife? Do you

808
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 2: think they're playing a former pastor's wife? Is something I

809
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: think you would be so funny.

810
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: I think it's a great idea. I think with the

811
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: right comedy team involved writing it and going to the

812
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: right network. How do you think Hilaria is going to do?

813
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 2: Did I show you what I had made don't say

814
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 2: what it is. Don't see what it is. So for

815
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars, you're gonna see this. Ah, this

816
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 2: isn't that cute. You have to scoop on that. But

817
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 2: we do it tomorrow night.

818
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: That's today Monday, Yes, oh my god, it's tomorrow night.

819
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: It's I guess who asked me to go to be

820
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 2: his date, Alec Baldwin. Ladies and gentlemen, don't know if

821
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 2: you heard of him, because.

822
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: You don't get that many tickets even when you're on

823
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 1: the show. It's limited. Yes, last season eliminated.

824
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: First my god, James told me that. Oh my gosh. Wow.

825
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: So it's the season right after my season, so I'm

826
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 1: very excited to see everyone can go down.

827
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 2: Laria is ready.

828
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: Oh she was born ready.

829
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 2: This is like, sir enough.

830
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: I think she could win.

831
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 2: She might be able to take it all, no doubt.

832
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: She can do anything. She's like not human, so she's

833
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: very talented. Do you think Alec is worried about her

834
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: partner club because he had a showmance with his partner

835
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 1: last season. No, he's very hot, very he's spartan.

836
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Lari is kind of coming to her own

837
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 2: now as an artist, and I think she's just having fun. Yeah,

838
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: and I think Glib knows everything's cool. And you know,

839
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 2: we don't want to have to take you back to Massapequa.

840
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Don't be glib Cleb. You

841
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Don't make me make the phone

842
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 2: call Glib, call my boys, they come see you. We

843
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 2: take you back to Massa Piqua. Know what I'm saying.

844
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 2: No worries. No, that's comedy. That's comedy gold people. But no,

845
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 2: I think I think I'm I'm excited for Gleb actually,

846
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 2: because he's a great dancer, very good and I think

847
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 2: together they could win it all.

848
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,280
Speaker 1: Very good. Yeah, and this is kind of I feel

849
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: for him a comeback because Brooks Nader has publicly taken

850
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: him down that he cheated on her and then just

851
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: gone to town on him, which no comment. I love

852
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: Brooks and both, so I have no idea what he's.

853
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 2: Back, and he's tending to the business at hand right.

854
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: So I feel like this is a perfect duo. I'm

855
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: very excited for them. They might be my favorite, but

856
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet, so see what happens.

857
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 2: We have to support support support on DWTS have you ever.

858
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: Been in that ballroom like with so.

859
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 2: I've never been on the show ever, nothing any.

860
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: But not like visiting somebody like not tomorrow night. It's

861
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: my first.

862
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 2: It's very different, and I pop my dwts cherry and

863
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't have it any other way with my

864
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,919
Speaker 2: web does.

865
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: Is it hard to find shoes?

866
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? Kind of.

867
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: Actually I wanted to tell that little story that I

868
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: talked to you about. Which story at the night at

869
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: the club?

870
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 2: I don't remember anything. I did we make out? Yeah

871
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: we did. We have to wait and talk about it,

872
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 2: my shaw.

873
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: Fuck, No, why do you think you're here? I want

874
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: to talk to the story.

875
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 2: I think it was.

876
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: I wish it's so hot.

877
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: I could swear. I remember making out with Tory spelling.

878
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: It wasn't like makeout. It wasn't make up. See there

879
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: was some grinding and some liip actions, but it wasn't makeout.

880
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 2: I have no recollection I know any such activity.

881
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: So when I saw you at the.

882
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 2: Door, if I were able to have any type of

883
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 2: information of any such activity, would I be at leisure

884
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: to disclose such information?

885
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: I'm being an idiot, glad, I'm super forgettable anyway, But what.

886
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: Was it like sun Dance or something like in.

887
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: The morning, so that Pantera Sarah's one of her clubs.

888
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: I know.

889
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 2: It was like, hello, can I just is this on?

890
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: Wasn't delicious analyzed those words?

891
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 2: It was at pan.

892
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: Tara Sarah's club.

893
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: Yes, I just I sort of present this information to

894
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 2: the judge and the jury go ahead.

895
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: Now I feel nervous. I have to pick and choose

896
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: my words.

897
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 2: Here lips and grinding. Well, what do you expect that

898
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 2: a pantheras Sarah? Whatever? I don't care if she's.

899
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: What was it called? Can you name her clubs? Any

900
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: that you went to she had?

901
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 2: She hosted the clubs.

902
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: No, No, she hosted club promoter, and she was very

903
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: in touch with celebrities and actors and she would ask

904
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: us do you want to come to these things? And

905
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 1: she would always protect us like it was like if

906
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: you go to these things, and it wasn't too like.

907
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 2: She was just good.

908
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:07,919
Speaker 1: People's great and yeah, you always felt like you could

909
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: go and you were safe. They're not too many. It

910
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 1: wasn't like a tourist trap. It was right now it's

911
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: different now, but we could kind of be ourselves and

912
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: act out a little bit and not worry about me.

913
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 2: Ask you a question.

914
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, was there?

915
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 2: Of course everybody partied. I've told stories about my having

916
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 2: gone to the Playboy Mansion and my tour guide was

917
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr. That was quite an experience. So we've

918
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: all kind of been there, done that, right. Uh? But

919
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 2: for you, was there? Was it ever? Sid Nancy? Did

920
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 2: it ever? Get that Craig Cray.

921
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: In what way?

922
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 2: I don't know, sex, drugs, rock and roll?

923
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: Oh. I was really really a good kid.

924
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 2: You know. I was a good kid because of what

925
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 2: because of your parents?

926
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: No, I just I just didn't partake in that stuff.

927
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 2: Just pincher.

928
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: I didn't so freaking cute. I wish I had a

929
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: little bit more now it's fun. Yeah, No, I had fun.

930
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: I d I would drink, Yeah, and I was like

931
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: a kissing bandit. So it wasn't hard for you to

932
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: put me under your spell the spell, see how I

933
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: like I did that?

934
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 2: You like that one? It was your spell on a misspell?

935
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 1: Whoa, Yeah, it was like something on Sunset was the club?

936
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 2: Why? Uh?

937
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: And we were in there and there was a band

938
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: playing and there's a lot of music. We were on

939
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: the dance floor. I was dancing with a friend and

940
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: you came up and you started grinding up behind me

941
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: and I turned around, like what the fuck and it

942
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,280
Speaker 1: was you and I was like, oh, it's Stephen Bowen.

943
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 1: That's so hot. Oh my god. Yeah, and then we

944
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: like danced for a while, like it was very like

945
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: dirty dancing. You're a good dancer. And then there was

946
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: like and.

947
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 2: This was in nineteen eighty nine, perfect, Yeah, you were.

948
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: Talking close to me and maybe you went in for

949
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: a kiss. Like it was like nothing, it was very innocent.

950
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: And then you were like, come on, let's go, and

951
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm okay, not let's go, like,

952
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: let's get out of here, like let's go over here.

953
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 2: Well, as I recall something I don't recall at all,

954
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure even though you're so innocent, I

955
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 2: probably just was dancing behind you and you might have

956
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 2: backed up a little bit, Tori. That's all I'm saying,

957
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Oh, oh my god, he

958
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: looks enough like Billy. Let me back up right now,

959
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

960
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, just saying maybe now when I look.

961
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 2: Back into balance any of that at all.

962
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: I look back and it was you. I did, for

963
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 1: sure backed up you might have.

964
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 2: I'm trying to well, it just may have just been posturing,

965
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 2: It may have just been.

966
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: Er. It was adorable. Yeah, yeah, the laughter, I know

967
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: what would have happened.

968
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 2: You would have seen my toes definitely would have seen.

969
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 2: And I think this interview is there's no better way

970
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 2: to end this interview