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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 4: If you look around, drones are being used for all

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Speaker 5: Now, Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. They're delivering Amazon

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Speaker 4: says they're going to start delivering pizzas via drone starting

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Speaker 1: Whoa dude, that's wild. Somebody's hair is getting stuck in

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Speaker 1: those blades and they pick up the pizza. I just

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Speaker 5: Where someone's gonna put the box upside down? Yeah, the

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Speaker 4: Off Oh no extra flavor there. It's like order two

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Speaker 4: Just like, wow, crazy, it's really cool.

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Speaker 5: Do we hit the drone still?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, but now they're not just going to be

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Speaker 1: It's like, how are these graffiti artists getting on top

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Speaker 4: It's super impressive, though it kind of feels bad to

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Speaker 5: It is like a huge mural.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think it sounds pretty futuristic, kind of

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Speaker 2: Due what if?

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Speaker 1: What if the drones turn on us and start becoming

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Speaker 4: I mean, we're not quite there yet. An actual person

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Speaker 4: We gonna start using drones to replace humans? For now?

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Speaker 4: The drone dog walkers.

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Speaker 4: But it could clean up after your dog. Now you

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Speaker 4: I would love to see a drone replace digital Jake

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Speaker 7: Jakes, Please don't turn drones against make sure to duck

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Speaker 5: My goodness, people.

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Speaker 1: Some people really hate the word panties.

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Speaker 5: Pani.

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Speaker 7: They're gonna be flying everywhere. It's George Clooney's birthday. He's

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Speaker 7: In George's successful career, he's won two Oscars, four Golden Globes,

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Speaker 7: All right, alexis this American George famously could never lie

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Speaker 7: Don't give you that Alexis George, Jeff. We'll just tea

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Speaker 8: If you were wearing underwear, I would confiscate.

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Speaker 8: But instead we'll just move on to Jose. Jose.

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Speaker 7: George sold more than eighty million records worldwide, and some

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Speaker 7: George Harrison is correct. George Harrison probably sold more than

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Speaker 7: eighty million records. I was looking for George Michael Michael,

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Speaker 7: real name is actually Georgios Curiakos Pontiatu. Georgios is the

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Speaker 4: Let's go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey this father and son, George Duo, both became presidents

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey, go with George W.

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Speaker 8: That is correct. The dad was George A.

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Speaker 4: For Helium.

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Speaker 8: George is that real?

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Speaker 7: George Smith Smith? George Smith is incorrect? Looking for George

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Speaker 7: Carlin Carlin Sanity, Jose Jose This. George was the Beatles

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey, We're down to you. You get this right? You

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Speaker 7: This George wrote a number of classics, including Animal Farm,

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Speaker 4: Name that George, I don't know Curious George.

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Speaker 8: For George or well or Well.

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Speaker 7: That means Jose, you've won today's George edition of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Oh, okay, George rival, Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can handle the shock, jeff.

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Speaker 4: Every little thing I do it never seems enough for you.

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Speaker 4: I know both Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's starting to become normal. I love it.

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Speaker 5: Do that on my own break up.

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Speaker 4: That's the majority of Brooks phone calls anyway. The drum,

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Speaker 1: It us strong star Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Recently, police responded to a trespassing violation at a convenience store,

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Speaker 2: Nobody today, what.

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Speaker 4: The heck, But it was how he was assaulted that's

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Speaker 1: At his thigh, I mean, who's aiming is not very good.

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Speaker 4: There's some more interesting details about the incident, including the

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Speaker 4: man who threw it was seventy three years old. Now

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Speaker 4: you're never gonna catch me, and he was already in

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Speaker 1: Actually sense why he only hit the thigh, you get it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he didn't drop the cheeseburger.

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Speaker 4: And if you're thinking a cheeseburger probably didn't leave a mark, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you'd be wrong. Report continued to say the cop observed

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Speaker 4: The seventy three year old was charged with misdemeanor trespassing

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Speaker 1: Do you get made fun of it if you got

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Speaker 4: It's rough to get a felony like that. But don't

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Speaker 1: You're telling me jerks get old too.

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Speaker 4: He missed, though didn't hit him. Next the story is

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Speaker 4: out of food news. Arbi's is now giving customers full

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Speaker 4: all because as a Beyonce and the Kentucky Derby confuse.

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Speaker 4: Follow along here. So the artwork for Beyonce's album Renaissance

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Speaker 4: confirmed that one is named Shardonnay. So Arby's has now

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Speaker 4: Horsey sauce that's infused with Chardonnay wine and it actually

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The explanation behind this promotion is be I mean, how

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Speaker 2: Would you go to the RBS?

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Speaker 4: You need a whole Netflix documentary in order to really.

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Speaker 1: It does feature a white horse like Beyonce's album.

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Speaker 5: So there's that close.

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Speaker 4: So the Chardonnay Horsey sauce will set you back sixteen

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Speaker 1: That is a lot of sauce and the bottle of

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Speaker 4: Sauce get you drunk?

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Speaker 4: This next Lazer stories out of VRB owns Okay. Airbnb

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Speaker 4: has been offering famous stays for a while, from Barbie

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Speaker 4: Mansion to Kevin's Home Alone House, but nothing compares to

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, please be the Dumb and Dumber Van.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that'd be amazing.

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Speaker 4: Limon Diket, Yeah, that would be so cool. It's not

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Speaker 4: that the because the company just launched their new icons

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Speaker 9: Don't.

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Speaker 5: Who knows way better than what I said.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So, first on the list the House from up Wait.

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Speaker 4: This is Carl's house from the Pixar film, which was

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Speaker 1: Okay, if you're a sleepwalker, I would not recommend staying there.

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Speaker 4: Next up for the Airbnb Icon promotion, the X Men

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Speaker 4: Mansion Overnight. Guess we'll experience a multi hour tour hosted

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Speaker 5: Beautiful.

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Speaker 1: My son would lose his mind.

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Speaker 4: There's also some unique cocktail mixing in beast Slab don't.

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Speaker 1: I've never even I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 9: But it sounds like I want.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the scientist.

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Each of the bedrooms will be themed two different X Men.

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Speaker 4: Don't comment on that. Brook details true to character, like

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Speaker 4: Wolverine's alarm clock has claw marks. For example, Airbnb is

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for the new one to come out.

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Speaker 5: You're your host.

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Speaker 4: Joy will welcome you into her vibrant world to witness

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing.

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Speaker 4: But if you do things wrong she will go off

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Speaker 4: on No Joy is gonna do it. Also Prince's Purple

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Speaker 4: Rain House.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool.

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Speaker 4: Guests who win this one will actually stay in Prince's

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Speaker 4: The celebrity experiences get even more exciting one Come on,

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Speaker 4: Drake a Price comedy show from Kevin Hart.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's actually just as cool as if you.

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Speaker 4: Don't laugh, It's not just you. You'll join him at

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Speaker 4: his members only Cormino Live Lounge, where only thirty people

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Speaker 4: will even treat you to a tequila tasting.

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Speaker 1: Devin knows what he's doing. We've got to get thirty

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Speaker 4: And finally, one of the big ones, a live performance

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Speaker 4: from Doja Cats.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, they mean to her fans. I know I

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Speaker 1: feel like this is one of those that's gonna backfire. Okay,

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Speaker 1: tell me what it is.

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Speaker 4: First, this will happen in a random living room. The

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Speaker 4: witch living room is tbd. Will it be hers? Maybe

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Speaker 4: even yours? How much will all of this cost? Most

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Speaker 4: Even the ones with a fee will cost under one

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 4: You can find all the information on Brook and Jeffrey's

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Speaker 4: instant Stories, which is on our Instagram. But wow, what

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Speaker 4: a lineup of cool fantasy stays with amazing guests did well.

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Speaker 4: This guy's dream Airbnb scenario is a one nighter with

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Speaker 4: the old woman who lived in the shoe, remember the

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Speaker 1: Yes, while she got all those kids somehow he wants to.

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Speaker 4: Meet a laser. Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 4: the day. We'll do it again the same time.

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Speaker 6: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I think one of the keys to living a balanced,

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Speaker 4: healthy lifestyle is developing good habits that you do every

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Speaker 5: Yeah, good habits.

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Speaker 4: Why are you frowning?

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Speaker 5: Brook?

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Speaker 1: Just so much work?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, but this is what it takes to

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Speaker 4: be a good person, Like for me, I'm practicing giving

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Speaker 4: people more compliments every day, really, like Alexis your eyelashes

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Speaker 4: on it. Yeah, I know. Brooke has a habit of

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Speaker 4: tipping the food delivery person in Brook and Jeffrey candles

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Speaker 1: They don't like them.

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Speaker 4: They're gonna be collector's items some day. I think it's

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Speaker 4: a kind gesture, lady. But one habit that we've all

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Speaker 4: and checking the messages on our Loser Line answering machine.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's a healthy habit, and.

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Speaker 4: That's why we have a brand new batch of hilarious

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Speaker 5: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 6: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 8: Good by, just.

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Speaker 4: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say a dude approaches you

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Speaker 4: and use it as this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 4: Hey there, honey, I saw you from across the room

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Speaker 4: and I know now I must be drawn to you

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Speaker 4: like the Force Yoda, only one for me.

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Speaker 1: Is that what Vader sounds like about the mascot.

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Speaker 4: Star Wars joke? You'll get it on the way. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: Hi me, this news story about a family in Utah

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Speaker 10: and they accidentally ship their cap back to Amazon because

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Speaker 10: they were trying to return something. You know, I don't

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Speaker 10: my job, so I was writing down some possible titles

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Speaker 10: It's it's a play on the DiCaprio film Catch Me

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Speaker 10: if you can. Okay, here's the second one, Mad mac

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Speaker 4: Don't worry, alex As we saved all eighteen of the

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Speaker 4: other Cat movie parts and you could listen off air, I.

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Speaker 1: Will definitely listen. Yeah, just so people know, I didn't

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Speaker 11: I wish I could be as funny as good work, stranger.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, Indeve, it.

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Speaker 12: Is calling you mac on the alternate number that he provided.

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Speaker 12: I now would like to request the information you promised

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Speaker 12: to provide. So what was the name of your first bet,

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Speaker 12: the name of the street you lived on growing up.

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Speaker 12: That way I could get to know you better and

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Speaker 4: Those are the typical first date questions that you asked,

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Speaker 1: Here It's funny is how many people fall for.

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Speaker 4: If you have a yearning to give out your personal

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Speaker 4: long as you watch of a few of our videos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you do the credit card, remember to

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Speaker 1: leave your security code as well.

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Speaker 5: We promised that everything is encrypted.

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Speaker 4: That's right, everything on the brick and Jeffrey TikTok. Now,

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Speaker 4: let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 13: Hey, you know, if you saw the news recently, I

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Speaker 13: want you to know I am not guilty. Typical fake

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Speaker 13: news type thing. Don't like leave what you read on

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Speaker 13: social media. Don't believe that what you're seeing. You know,

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Speaker 13: people in your family post Look, I was nowhere even

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Speaker 13: near the convenience store that night. I don't even own

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Speaker 13: and BMW, I don't even really know what they look like.

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Speaker 14: So I mean, does that sound believable, because if it did,

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Speaker 14: I want to say it just like that at my arraignment.

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Speaker 13: Just let me know what you think. And uh again,

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Speaker 13: I didn't do anything, but just want to make sure

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Speaker 13: it sounds legit.

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Speaker 4: Let me guess he's representing himself.

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Speaker 1: I totally think the judge is going to go for that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it bew looks like things I.

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Speaker 5: Do that sound good, judge, Yeah, let me say it again.

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Speaker 4: I think it needs to go farther. I've never even

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Speaker 4: been in a car. I'm a time traveler from the

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Speaker 4: eighteen sixties. There's no way I could have pulled off this.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, have no clue.

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Speaker 1: I only go to inconvenience.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I'm looking for Darlin.

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Speaker 4: I hope this is the right number other than John.

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Speaker 10: By the way, I just want to say sorry if

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Speaker 10: I seem kind of like Stacy or something like I

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Speaker 10: wasn't paying attention. I promised to you.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 5: I just I got hit in the head of a

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Speaker 5: softball game.

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Speaker 7: Is that I'm made up?

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Speaker 13: I promises true.

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Speaker 7: I got hit in the head with a hot dog

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Speaker 7: really hard, and it's been she would say to my brain.

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Speaker 4: Anyways, I really.

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Speaker 5: Did enjoy getting to know you from what I remember.

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Speaker 15: And hey, if we worked out, I would love to

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Speaker 15: meet your kids sometimes, Timmy.

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Speaker 5: Right or Tammy?

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Speaker 4: Wait wait no, no, it wasn't a kid, it was

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Speaker 4: a dog right.

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Speaker 13: I was there a hot dog hussion.

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Speaker 4: Obviously that guy is lying. And I know that one

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Speaker 4: of my co hosts has been hitting the head with

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Speaker 4: wieners multiple times and she's just fine. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 4: say any.

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Speaker 1: Names, but I thought you were talking about yourself for

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Speaker 1: a second.

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Speaker 4: Patrick can hear your favorite Loser lines of the week.

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Speaker 4: Right there, We're gonna do your phone.

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Speaker 6: Tap frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, we call a guy who's been set up by

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Speaker 4: his wife for months now. We've been talking with her

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Speaker 4: non stop trying to plan maybe the most devious prank

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Speaker 4: call that you could come up with.

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Speaker 1: God, I love this.

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Speaker 4: We had to wait this long because she's having minor

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Speaker 4: surgery and she wanted to use that to her advantage. Okay,

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Speaker 4: how well, he's supposed to pick her up at the

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Speaker 4: hospital once the procedure is done. So he's been waiting

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Speaker 4: by the phone to see when it's okay to swing by.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, this is a sensitive moment.

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Speaker 4: I promise he was not expecting the message that he's

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Speaker 4: about to receive from the doctor himself in your phone

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Speaker 4: tab right now an Hello, Hi is this Rodney Woon?

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Speaker 4: Yes it is a Hi. This is doctor Hackman. Oh

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Speaker 4: doing your wife Linda's laparoscopic gall bladder removal?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, Hi Hi doctor.

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Speaker 6: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Is everything okay?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Uh it's going great, no issues, she is. She's

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Speaker 4: coming through like a champ.

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Speaker 6: Great news.

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Speaker 1: I know that she was really really worried about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I pick her up now. No, not yet. Uh.

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Speaker 4: We actually had to just pause the surgery just for

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Speaker 4: a little bit, but we'll finish soon.

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Speaker 13: I'm sorry you said pause the surgery.

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Speaker 4: That's right. We just had a you know, a thing

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Speaker 4: that we have to deal with.

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Speaker 14: Are you I'm sorry? Are you outside by an ice

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Speaker 14: cream truck?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry what you said? You had to pause the surgery?

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Speaker 4: Are you right? Sore? You actually outside getting ice cream?

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Speaker 4: I don't understand. No, no, that that would be irresponsible.

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Speaker 4: It just it must have driven by the hospital or something.

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Speaker 13: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: It sounds real clothes.

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Speaker 16: Are you what's happening over there?

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Speaker 1: Doctor Hockman? Gina is at the front of the line.

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Speaker 1: Do you want a bomb?

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Speaker 6: Hop?

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Speaker 5: Or ah?

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Speaker 4: Hey, nurse? Why is me cand you see I'm on

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Speaker 4: the phone right now.

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Speaker 1: You told you wanted to treat everyone.

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Speaker 4: Obviously you're drunk door, I'm sorry. Just what is happening

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Speaker 4: over there? I am so sorry about that? Also a

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Speaker 4: creamsicle by the way. Anyway, guy, if I know that

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Speaker 4: you were waiting for the call to come pick up

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Speaker 4: your wife. But I am not an idiot.

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Speaker 14: I understand what's happening over there.

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Speaker 16: My question is.

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Speaker 4: Why why we're doing the surgery for your wife?

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Speaker 10: No, why are you taking a cause from the surgery

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Speaker 10: to get a cream cicicle?

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Speaker 16: Whatever?

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Speaker 4: Was just saying, I'm not getting a cream sicicle. I'm

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Speaker 4: just letting you know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: You mean, scalper.

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Speaker 4: I think it's what you meant to say. You are

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Speaker 4: clearly ordering ice cream right now, and I don't understand it. No,

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Speaker 4: just okay, just gonna you know this kind of behavior

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Speaker 4: can be reported. Oh my god, I'm sorry, excuse me.

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Speaker 4: This kind of behavior can be reported. I agree with you.

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Speaker 4: My nurse should not be interrupting me in the middle

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Speaker 4: of an important call. No, I apologize for that. She

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Speaker 4: was getting ice cream for you. Don't blame her, right,

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Speaker 4: But I mean nurses these days, am I right?

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Speaker 14: No?

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Speaker 4: Sounds like these days?

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 4: Remember the nurse is the drunk one here, so I

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Speaker 4: don't think so. Look sir, I'm just here to tell

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Speaker 4: you that you can hold off on coming to pick

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Speaker 4: up your wife, stay at home, have another beer, watch

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Speaker 4: another episode of ncis whatever. It's just gonna take a

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Speaker 4: little bit longer. This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 8: I need to talk to your supervisor or someone.

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Speaker 2: In charge of you.

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Speaker 4: Well, the only person who would technically be my supervisor

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Speaker 4: would be your wife, and she wanted me to pass

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Speaker 4: the message along to you that you're being pranked on

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Speaker 4: the radio right now?

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Speaker 16: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Really? A doctor? My name is jeff from the radio

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Speaker 4: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a

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Speaker 4: phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: The ice cream truck sound, that's just noises, that's a

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Speaker 4: sound effect we're playing. Your wife has been setting this

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Speaker 4: up with us for two months because she knew the

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Speaker 4: surgery was coming up.

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Speaker 9: She wanted us to call you an.

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Speaker 4: Hour after you dropped her off.

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Speaker 14: I get that.

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Speaker 4: I know she's sadistic.

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Speaker 7: She is no idea.

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Speaker 16: Oh my god, the doctor took a break from surgery

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Speaker 16: for ice cream.

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Speaker 4: When you hear the truck coming by, you kind of

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Speaker 4: have to run towards it. So it's so close. So

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Speaker 4: what do you want?

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Speaker 9: You want me to get you?

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Speaker 4: Like a rocket pop or something, or maybe a fudge frenzy.

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Speaker 4: I guess aud two fudge frenzies, please, Thanks Gina.

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Speaker 17: Wake Up.

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Speaker 6: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Nowadays, you can find some weird stuff on the internet. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and when I say weird, I mean glowing the dark

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Speaker 4: toilet rolls with a yodeling pickle.

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Speaker 3: Weird.

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Speaker 1: Why I feel like that's gonna be my mom's next

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Speaker 1: Christmas present.

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Speaker 4: You can even find dates on there, baby, But how

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Speaker 4: are they How are they gonna find you? That's the question.

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Speaker 4: And one of our listeners went down that rabbit hole

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Speaker 4: and what she found changed the whole way she approached

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Speaker 4: online dating. Today, she's gonna tell us the secret trick

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Speaker 4: that she learned to get herself more swipes. So why

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Speaker 4: is she reaching out to us exactly? I guess we'll

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Speaker 4: find out in your Second Date Update Extra Weird edition

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Speaker 4: coming up next Second Date Update. There's a lot of

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Speaker 4: confusing information out there about how to attract a mate online.

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Speaker 4: That's what the video says, how to catch your mate?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're.

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Speaker 4: Information is so bad.

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Speaker 1: Out how to sheet from Yahoo in front of it?

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Speaker 4: It's so conflicting though. It's like, be super clear with

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Speaker 4: your intentions, but also be mysterious and coy. Make sure

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Speaker 4: to be super funny and playful, but don't be joking

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Speaker 4: or they're gonna think you're not serious.

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Speaker 1: What does it make sense?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, show who you really are, even if you run

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Speaker 4: a puppy mill.

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Speaker 9: Let them know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah okay. And one of our listeners says she got

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Speaker 4: swept up in the confusion of how to maximize your

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Speaker 4: dating profile, but in the end, I guess it turned

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Speaker 4: out to be a good thing for her.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. She's on the phone with us,

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Speaker 1: so let's let's.

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Speaker 4: Figure it out. Cynthia, Welcome to the show. Tell us.

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Speaker 4: What happened?

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Speaker 15: Hi, guys, so good to be here.

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Speaker 1: That's good, Cynthia, look at you. Try an extra heart again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so what happened? How did you get swept up

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Speaker 4: in the confusion of the online dating Well Google.

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Speaker 15: Is free, but it's a jungle.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, Wait, you ask Google for advice instead

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Speaker 1: of like your friends.

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Speaker 4: What should she ask her friends? Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, I feel like you should run your profile by

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Speaker 1: your friends and see what they think if it's showing

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Speaker 1: you in the best light or not.

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Speaker 16: Well, we get there eventually.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 15: So I'm looking up all these different ways on how

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Speaker 15: I can get more matches with online dating, and some

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Speaker 15: of the things I found were that if your profile

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Speaker 15: picture has your hair out of your face, you're twenty

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Speaker 15: seven percent more likely to get a match.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you have an ugly face. Wow?

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Speaker 4: Is that what the problem is, Cynthia? Can you confirm

680
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 4: I shaved my god?

681
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: No one's did no one else take that? I didn't

682
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: take that. I was thinking it's been on TikTok for all.

683
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 14: They said.

684
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: Guys like hair up.

685
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so twenty percent more likely if you have

686
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 4: your hair up out of.

687
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 15: Your face, right, and seventy six percent more likely if

688
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 15: you have a teeth smile, if you smile with your teeth,

689
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 15: just assuming you have all your teeth in.

690
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: There, right right, I smile with my gums, gummy smile.

691
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 5: That's only because your ratio.

692
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, anything else.

693
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 15: This is one from my side that I also find

694
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 15: to be pretty true. If you're alone in your pictures,

695
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 15: no friends, no one else in the photo, You're sixty

696
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 15: percent more likely, I.

697
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 4: Swear more likely.

698
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 7: There's been times where I'm swiping and I'm like, what

699
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 7: girl is the girl?

700
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 4: Because every picture yeah, fun jose, it's like, oh, spin

701
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 4: the wheel over, who am I going to get?

702
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 13: I think?

703
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: Ok side, just all group is weird? Would you go with?

704
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: Did you do some group, some solo? Did you do

705
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: all one way?

706
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 14: Well?

707
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 15: No, I did all just single photos of me, because

708
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 15: I find that when I'm swiping for guys, if I

709
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 15: have to guess who you are in the photo, I'm

710
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 15: not going to I'm just gonna pay.

711
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 4: Okay, So did you take all that advice?

712
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:16,919
Speaker 1: Yeah?

713
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, So I tried it and I forgot nothing

714
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 15: after a week.

715
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing, nothing really remember.

716
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 15: Like weirdos of course, like guys who were very dangerous.

717
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 1: So what did you change? Would you do to change

718
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: your luck?

719
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 4: Well, she couldn't change her face up. Brooke like, that's

720
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 4: not very nice to tell her to get surgery before

721
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 4: you can. We like move off of that and maybe

722
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 4: get to how how did you change your dating profile?

723
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: That's what I asked?

724
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 4: What did you change about yourself?

725
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 5: It was the way you said it.

726
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, we knew, so what happened?

727
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 15: So I just ended up asking my friend what she

728
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 15: thought of what I had uploaded.

729
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually that's exactly what you said.

730
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: What did your friend say?

731
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 15: She said, looked like a veloso wraptor.

732
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: Were you burying your teeth or smiling?

733
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 15: She kept saying that I had such big teeth and

734
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 15: that was my hair pulled back, like my forehead looked

735
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 15: a little bit.

736
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 6: Dare she?

737
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 8: Are you mad?

738
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 12: Or are you like?

739
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: I can see it?

740
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 15: I mean I was humbled for sure.

741
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure out who's mean or your friend

742
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 4: or Brooke.

743
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,919
Speaker 1: I could never say that to my friend.

744
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh wow.

745
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 4: Okay, so she gave you a few tips to change stuff.

746
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 15: That was kind of all she said. I guess her

747
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 15: tough love pushed me to kind of just go back

748
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 15: to the drawing board and just go back to what

749
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 15: I was already doing.

750
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: Are we ever going to get a date here? We

751
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: like what happened?

752
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 15: Well, so I ended up just posting what I felt

753
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 15: was right for me. I ended up getting a date

754
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 15: with this guy Aaron. Okay, Yeah, we ended up texting.

755
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 15: We went out for like pizza and wine and stuff.

756
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 15: And it's funny because I told him about, you know,

757
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 15: my experience was trying to update my profile and that

758
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 15: was kind of the topic of conversation for most of

759
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 15: the night. We laughed about it and ended up taking

760
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 15: pictures of each other, you know, in dinosaur pos it.

761
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 5: Really, Oh my god, I love it. See good sense

762
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 5: of humor, embrace it.

763
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 4: And now you bonded, although everybody else in the pizza

764
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 4: parlor was like, what the ya?

765
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 6: I know it.

766
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: Your pet names for each other are already raptor.

767
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 4: At Yeah, so what's happened since then?

768
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 15: I just I haven't been able to hang out with

769
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 15: him in like a month. I was like a month ago.

770
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: And it sounds like you've been texting. It just hasn't

771
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: lined up.

772
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 15: Yeah, like your schedules haven't lined up. You haven't been

773
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 15: able to find a good time, and I just I

774
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 15: don't know, I'm getting a little discouraged. I felt like,

775
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 15: you know, we lost a bit of momentum, and I

776
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 15: was just wondering if you guys would give me some

777
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 15: advice or helped me out a little bit.

778
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 4: Well, Bo's gonna tell you to change the your voice sounds,

779
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 4: so maybe I want to ask us for advice.

780
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't talk about her? You sound amazing, You sound fun

781
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: You sound funny and self deprecating her.

782
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 4: Brooke, I know me, but what about her? You know what,

783
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 4: We're just gonna call this guy Aaron for you when

784
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 4: we come back and do your second date update. Right

785
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 4: after this hold on second date update on the phone

786
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 4: with us today is a woman who just updated her

787
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 4: dino dating profile the Majestic Cynthia soaurus rest.

788
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 1: You don't know. I think there was a lot worse

789
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: dinosaurs she could have been compared to.

790
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 4: We're gonna call her c Rex for short, or maybe

791
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 4: just Cynthia, which is her normal name for human name.

792
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 4: But the reason why we're poking fun about it is

793
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 4: because she found an article online with all these tips

794
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 4: about what types of pictures you should take if you

795
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 4: want to get better matches on dating sites, and she

796
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 4: found some ideas where you're supposed to pull your hair back,

797
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 4: show more teeth. That's supposed to get more guys to

798
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 4: swipe on you. But after a week online with no matches,

799
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 4: her friend told her the truth. The reason no guys

800
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 4: are biting is because you look like a velociraptor.

801
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: It looks like you, but listen, the most ferocious of

802
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: the dinosaurs. Yes, and with a very muscular built.

803
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 4: Better and doesn't look like that normally. It's just with

804
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 4: the new hair back do and the teeth bearing poses.

805
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 4: It came across dino life.

806
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she finally realized she just needed to be herself.

807
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: That was the good part.

808
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 4: But it ended up being the topic of conversation on

809
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 4: her date with a guy named Aaron. They had a

810
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 4: great time together. The problem is that was a month

811
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 4: ago and now she needs our help to get things

812
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 4: jump started once again. Brooke, I'm afraid to even go

813
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 4: to you. Every time you say something it comes out offensive.

814
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 4: But what do you want to say? It's atacious Cynthia

815
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 4: over here.

816
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: No, I think it's good Cynthia that you and him

817
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: have been talking. You've been trying to get something nailed down.

818
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: I know it feels like maybe the what is it

819
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: called momentum has has doled a little bit.

820
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 4: That's exactly what she said.

821
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: I just don't want you to come off as too needy, Okay,

822
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: you know, like like this is your only option, because

823
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: it's not right it might be your only option.

824
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: We actually we don't want to know, Cynthia.

825
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 4: Can you dial down the desperate needy vibes that you're

826
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 4: given towards Brook right now?

827
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 15: Oh my god, no problem. I don't mean to off

828
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 15: super needy.

829
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't think you are. You know, don't bring up

830
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,760
Speaker 1: again the fact that you weren't getting a lot of matches,

831
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: because what person would do? Yes, you want to make

832
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: it sound like this last month has been so packed

833
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: and oh my god, I totally forgot to call you

834
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: a radio sta.

835
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly what I texted you twenty times by accident.

836
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: Even if he if he says yes to a date,

837
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: maybe you tell him that you're maybe available.

838
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 4: It's been so long since brook Is gone first date.

839
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: It actually was the time of the Dinosaur.

840
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: Telling Yeah, yeah, we're gonna cut the advice segment of

841
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 4: this short and just call Aaron for you. How does

842
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 4: that sound c Rex. Here we go and I'm just

843
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 4: kidding here, let's.

844
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 3: Call him Hello, thanks for calling.

845
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 16: This is Aaron.

846
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: Did you run a business?

847
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 4: Aaron? What a formal way to answer? Uh, well, yeah,

848
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 4: that was expecting that. We're a radio show.

849
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: And you're welcome for colle Thanks for answering a radio show.

850
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

851
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 4: we're doing a segment right now, hoping that you'll be

852
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 4: a part of it. I'm too late, You're already a

853
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 4: part of it. So Bucalo, what is this about? Perfect?

854
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,959
Speaker 4: This is about your dating life. Actually, about a month ago,

855
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 4: we went out with one of our listeners named Cynthia.

856
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 15: Cynthia yes.

857
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: Beer, I think.

858
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 16: Ye, I never Cynthia. Oh yeah we Yeah, we had

859
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 16: a good time.

860
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 18: That was a good date.

861
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

862
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 5: Oh that's so great to hear.

863
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 4: Nice to hear, because we're all confused and we're trying

864
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 4: to help her figure out if there's a reason why

865
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 4: you're not getting back to her and wanting to see

866
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 4: her again, if that's even true. Yeah, well because she's

867
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 4: super busy right now.

868
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Thank you.

869
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 4: Trying to pencil you in somewhere Oh, she's busy.

870
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 16: That's uh, well, that's probably good. Actually I'm kind of

871
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 16: busy too, I'm really busy.

872
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, were you what are you so busy with?

873
00:42:51,800 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 16: Well, other dates, As it turns out.

874
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: That's fine.

875
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 4: You guys aren't serious.

876
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 1: Other like second date third dates are just all first dates, well.

877
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 16: A heck of a lot of first dates really well

878
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 16: second dates. Yeah, it's it's all really new for me,

879
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 16: I have to say. And what is all the attention

880
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 16: that I'm getting online from my profile? Yeah, I don't

881
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 16: know how much she told you about the date, but

882
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 16: we were joking around. We just ended up taking these

883
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 16: funny pictures.

884
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 4: Like dinosaurs, because that was like what she tried on

885
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 4: her dating profile before and was laughing about it.

886
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 16: Well, yeah, and that's what we were doing in the photos,

887
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 16: and they turned out pretty funny and just kind of

888
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 16: as a goof After the date, I put one of

889
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 16: the photos of me up on my profile.

890
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: And uh, you acting like a dinosaur?

891
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 16: Yeah, and it was a hit.

892
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: What what.

893
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 3: My rough goal? Go figure?

894
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 16: I started getting all these hits that like I've never

895
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 16: gotten before.

896
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: But you're in some dinosaur algorithm neoto.

897
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 5: It's the fact that he's with somebody. That's a proven fact.

898
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: They were taking pictures of each other.

899
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 4: Was it just you or was it both of you?

900
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 16: It was just me, but it was all the tips

901
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 16: and trips and everything that she was talking about. I

902
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 16: pulled my hair back, I showed my teeth.

903
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 4: And the smile and wait, so so those things work

904
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 4: for guys but not for girls.

905
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: Maybe just when you do them right?

906
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 4: Is it just face shape?

907
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 10: I don't know what it was.

908
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 16: I put one photo up and I get all this attention.

909
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 4: This is really crazy. But you know who would be

910
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 4: really interested to learn this information is actually Cynthia herself,

911
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 4: who just happens to be on the other line right now. Yeah, yeah,

912
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 4: she's hearing this.

913
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 16: She's not listening as she Yeah, yeah, she's.

914
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 4: Listening, and she wants to talk to you right now. Erin,

915
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, yeah yeah yeah Cynthia.

916
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 15: Aaron, I am shocked. I basically put you on.

917
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

918
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 16: You deserve most of the credit. You took the picture.

919
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: That's a good point. You're a really good photographer, Cynthia.

920
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 5: Forgetting you accidentally petty almost.

921
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 16: Well, okay, Cynthia, remember we talked like dating has been

922
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 16: really hard for me. I'm just not used to getting attention.

923
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 16: Well now I am, I'm just going with it. I'm sorry.

924
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 4: Okay, Well this has got to be a little bit

925
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 4: overwhelming to hear all this. Cynthia, how you feeling right now?

926
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 15: Honestly, I'm I'm a little hurt. I'm kind of shocked.

927
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,399
Speaker 15: Those pictures were just.

928
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 16: Like joke pictures.

929
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 15: I thought like, it's kind of going to be like

930
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 15: an inside joke between us. Yeah, now other girls like that,

931
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 15: my guess, And now you're gonna see all of them

932
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 15: instead of me when I've been you know, we've been

933
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 15: in contact.

934
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 16: No, no, I don't want to see them instead of you.

935
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 16: I want to see you too. I just got to

936
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 16: wait to get it opening.

937
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: But Cynthia, you're you're really packed too.

938
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 15: Right right, Let's just see if I can put you

939
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 15: into my schedule as well.

940
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's right, Cynthia. She's not going to wait

941
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: around all day just for you to show up.

942
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 9: This is the cat I have to say.

943
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 16: Honestly, Cynthia is a She's a wonderful girl, and that

944
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 16: wouldn't surprise me. I'm sure she gets a lot of attention.

945
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 15: I set something up, let's say next weekend. Is that

946
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 15: something that is available for you.

947
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 4: She probablysed to cancel on like seven other guys just

948
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 4: to make that happen for you.

949
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 18: Yeah, let me check my calendar.

950
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 7: Which day?

951
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 15: Which does next Saturday work?

952
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 3: Wait?

953
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 16: Saturday with this coming Saturday?

954
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: Maybe how about five weeks.

955
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 4: Saturday that's only free?

956
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: Try Monday. Whoever Saturday chick is and put Cynthia in

957
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: her place and Saturday girls.

958
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 14: Come on.

959
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 4: I mean, two such highly successful daters meeting right here

960
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 4: on this show. I mean that's a sign that you

961
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 4: need to be saying. Yes, Aaron, we'd love to send

962
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 4: you out with Cynthia one more time if you're up

963
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 4: for it, and we'll pay for the date.

964
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, I definitely want to go out with again. But yeah,

965
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 16: it's gonna be a while.

966
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean, Cynthia, are you still cool with that?

967
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 4: Can you wait a little?

968
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 15: A girl can only wait so long. We'll have to see.

969
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually.

970
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 5: A good answer. Don't tell him yes or no.

971
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 3: We know it's yes, Yeah, Cynthia.

972
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 16: In the meantime, I'm really getting a lot of practice,

973
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 16: so that could only work in your favorite.

974
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 4: Tell me I want to know.

975
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

976
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 4: Well, duckface is ancient street scrunch face is out point.

977
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 4: You must be Delulu. If you don't know the latest

978
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 4: look for dating profiles.

979
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: You learn the two the two gen zs in the

980
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: room and Alexis are like stuck.

981
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying you're dedumb, dumb if you don't know

982
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 4: the look is the Jurassic pucker more teeth please. I

983
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 4: can't believe that guy had so much success using the

984
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 4: dinosaur pictures and she had none.

985
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you think, like I bet, he was starting

986
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: with pictures that were you get one female to take

987
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: one picture of a guy and instantly they just look

988
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 1: eight hundred times better.

989
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 5: You're so right.

990
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: It takes one picture of me and I look like

991
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:51,879
Speaker 1: an old hat.

992
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 4: But like Alexis said, maybe some people out there just

993
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 4: know how to do it the right way. This one's

994
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 4: the naughty triceratops.

995
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: No, Jeffrey, I.

996
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 4: Don't know if those two are actually gonna go out,

997
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 4: but I'm glad that we learned something new today. Sure,

998
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 4: and the good thing is we can always help you

999
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 4: with your dating life. If you really want that, do

1000
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 4: the right thing, email the show. We'll call that person

1001
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 4: who's not calling you back.

1002
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1003
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,240
Speaker 4: If you're listening to the show right now, it means

1004
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 4: one of two things. Either you're in some serious pain

1005
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 4: because you're deeply hung over from the weekend. Oh yeah,

1006
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 4: or you're boring because you didn't party on Friday for

1007
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 4: Cinco Demie.

1008
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: I get it now.

1009
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 7: If you're well rested, you're a square one person who

1010
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 7: was out and about with all the amateur drinkers.

1011
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 4: Was our own Jose Bolanos.

1012
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sober now, and he.

1013
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 4: Was asking all the fine people stumbling around the city

1014
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 4: what you're doing on Cinco de Maya. We're gonna play

1015
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 4: the audio for you coming up right after this. You

1016
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 4: take a bunch of drunk people wandering around the s

1017
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 4: and oversize sombreros, adding a guy with a microphone who

1018
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 4: looks kind of Spanish yeah, but doesn't speak any now,

1019
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 4: plus a tiny gen Z blonde who's down to party

1020
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 4: on the fifth day of any month. Yea, and what

1021
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 4: do you get what you're doing at Cinco to Mayo

1022
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 4: official holiday. That's the perfect excuse to stuff your face

1023
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 4: with as many tacos and margaritas as humanly possible, and

1024
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,959
Speaker 4: over the weekend Josean Alexis met up with a lot

1025
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 4: of the inebriated partygoers to ask them a simple question.

1026
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 4: What you're doing at Sinco to Mayo?

1027
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 2: What you're doing on Sinco to myo? Drinking tequila? Okay, now,

1028
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 2: why do you drink tequila?

1029
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 11: It's just a Saturday night, nothing to do with Sinco

1030
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 11: the mile.

1031
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 2: Dude, that's like the most honest answer I've heard.

1032
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 11: Sinko the Mayo is actually more for white people more

1033
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 11: than Mexicans. And I'm Hispanic. So are Latino? Okay, so

1034
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 11: you being Latino? I'm being Latino. I want to do

1035
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 11: a quick quiz. Why do people celebrate Sinko to Mayo?

1036
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 11: I actually don't know, not only the official reason. No,

1037
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 11: maybe I'll try to help you. Try to finish the sentence,

1038
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 11: to celebrate the victory of the battle of Defendant.

1039
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 4: No, the battle of tortillas.

1040
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 9: Oh, the battle of tortillas.

1041
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 2: Like what is that like? Corn versus flower?

1042
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: Exactly makes sense versus soft?

1043
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually like that a whole lot better because honesty, well, no,

1044
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 4: it's the tortilla thing. If if you're the person that's

1045
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 4: walking around on single demayo who knows all the details

1046
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 4: of the history behind it. You're doing that holiday totally wrong.

1047
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 4: Do you disagree?

1048
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess nobody pops up.

1049
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 5: I mean people lost their lives.

1050
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're definitely not the life of the person.

1051
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 4: That there we go what you do.

1052
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 14: To meet up with some friends and answer some music,

1053
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 14: have some drinks.

1054
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: What's difference for go to my audio then any other night.

1055
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 4: Oh, it's where the tequila drinkers come out.

1056
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no Henny, there's no vodka. It's tequila tonight.

1057
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 4: What happens when you drink tequila?

1058
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: Oh you might cry at the end of the night.

1059
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: I might cry, or you might cry.

1060
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 9: I think everybody might cry.

1061
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh, like we're all we're all gonna cry together.

1062
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 9: It's gonna make you cry the tequila.

1063
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: But why, Like, what's gonna trigger you? Oh?

1064
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 9: Con tho If I bring up, it just brings it

1065
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 9: all up.

1066
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: I don't know things like an ex or anything.

1067
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 9: I've probably probably an ex.

1068
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: Wait what's he doing tonight?

1069
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 9: Oh? God, I don't know. Don't want to know, that's.

1070
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: Okay, really not want to know, or like you do,

1071
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,439
Speaker 1: kind of want to know? No, blocked on everything, don't

1072
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 1: want to know. Do you hate him?

1073
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 4: No?

1074
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: No, just don't care what he's doing.

1075
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 4: I get a cry if I keep asking questions about him.

1076
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 9: No, not on the microphone.

1077
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 4: Come on, let's call him real quick, just a FaceTime for.

1078
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 6: One to day.

1079
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: I love how to to say that she doesn't care

1080
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: what he's doing, and I guarantee two hours from that's

1081
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:02,479
Speaker 1: all she cared about.

1082
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've all been there. Yeah, she's crying inside of

1083
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 4: that bathroom stall for sure. Yeah, it's what you're doing

1084
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 4: at Cinco to Maya, where we send Jose and Alexis

1085
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 4: into the throngs of people all over the city, most

1086
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 4: of them not standing fully upright, because that's kind of

1087
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 4: how we like to find the people to talk to,

1088
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 4: and we ask them a simple question, what you're.

1089
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 2: Doing at Cinco to Mayo.

1090
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 8: Stuff drinking tequila?

1091
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, and why are you drinking tequila?

1092
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 17: Yeah?

1093
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 19: I think you just have to do it, you know,

1094
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 19: you know what I mean about twice about it? Yeah,

1095
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 19: I just have to I never drink tequila, so my

1096
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 19: dad said. The last time he drank tequila was the

1097
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 19: night he proposed to my mom and their divorced. So, oh,

1098
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 19: wait a minute, it does not run.

1099
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 4: Well in my family.

1100
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 2: Okay, So then why would you drink it tonight?

1101
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 6: Bro?

1102
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1103
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 4: That's a good question.

1104
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen?

1105
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 11: You got two shots tequila and you and a pretty

1106
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 11: girl walks.

1107
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 2: Up to you.

1108
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? I would say, Oh, I

1109
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 4: got a girlfriend right here.

1110
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,280
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

1111
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 4: Good answer.

1112
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 2: Okay, well then let's get into this. Are you gonna

1113
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 2: be tempted get down on a knee?

1114
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,839
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe if I get a couple more

1115
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 4: shots at tequila.

1116
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, we did it.

1117
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 8: Shout out to my dad if you're listening.

1118
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 4: Getting married.

1119
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: A romantic story? Yeah yeah, I hope they heard this

1120
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:24,959
Speaker 1: and they saved it with their kids.

1121
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 5: Give me the number to your divorce floor.

1122
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 1: What you do on Mayo?

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Speaker 17: I sat in the bar alone for about twenty five

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Speaker 17: minutes waiting for my friends to show up down five

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Speaker 17: Margarita's and didn't realize when they got there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, drunk wearing Ralph Laurin and a fanny pack.

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Speaker 4: Are you a frat boy?

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Speaker 9: I was once upon a time. Now with my parents,

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Speaker 9: Oh that is what I would have guess.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for you in life.

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Speaker 1: Back to see good to Maya.

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Speaker 4: What's your plan for thenight?

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Speaker 9: Five more margaritas?

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Wait, did you find your friends?

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Speaker 9: I got? I got a friend.

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Speaker 1: Looking around?

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Speaker 4: I got a friend here, a friend or one of

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Speaker 4: your friends, one.

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Speaker 9: Of my friends. I'm making more friends.

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Speaker 17: I've got people that don't like me, probably and a

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Speaker 17: girlfriend up there.

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Speaker 2: Oh your girlfriends ahead of you?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 6: Why didn't you get in.

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Speaker 19: Line with her?

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Speaker 9: Because I respect the no line cutting rule?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, enough that you won't get in line with

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend.

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Speaker 17: There are twenty people here that waited their due time,

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Speaker 17: and I respect them for it.

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Speaker 1: Did you're like thirty minutes behind your girlfriend's line.

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Speaker 17: And she'll have thirty minutes more fun than I will.

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Speaker 17: And that's plenty for a drunk eye.

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Speaker 1: You follow the rules.

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Speaker 9: I tell you. I live with my parents.

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Speaker 17: They taught me, well, the world would.

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Speaker 4: Be a better place if everybody had to live with

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Speaker 4: their parents until they were forty years old.

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Speaker 1: You guys heard that guy realize that he peaked it

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Speaker 1: in college.

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Speaker 4: And you also heard Alexis realize, like you, people actually

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Speaker 4: wait in line.

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? You were going to cut

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Speaker 1: with his girlfriend?

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Speaker 4: I want you know it is Yeah, the beauty of

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Speaker 4: being a girl on Cinco de Mayo. Anyway, that was

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Speaker 4: what you're doing at Cinco de Mayo. Make sure to

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Speaker 4: check out our YouTube, Insta and our TikTok for more

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Speaker 4: questionably hilarious content, all of it at Brook and.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Another day, another new contestant to win Brooks Bucks. Her

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Speaker 4: name is Valerie. Valerie says she listens every single day

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Speaker 4: because her daughter loves the phone taps. Oh that's kay,

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Speaker 4: so she's kind of forced to listen to us.

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Speaker 1: We don't need to bring that point up.

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Speaker 4: But in addition, she also is a self proclaimed Disney adult.

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Speaker 11: Oh okay, I'm trying to become one.

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Speaker 1: How many times this year, Valerie? Have you gone to

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Speaker 1: Disneyland or Disney World?

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Speaker 18: Well just one so far.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 18: I used to work for Disney World.

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Speaker 4: So oh oh my gosh, you know all the secrets.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, what's the best like in cider tip you

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Speaker 1: could give to us? Normis out here.

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Speaker 18: Kiss your wallet, goodbye?

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Speaker 5: Okay, just accept it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, kids, you will not be going to college

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Speaker 1: because mummy has a Disney issue.

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Speaker 4: Your four one K is ours now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but we got lightning Lane.

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Speaker 1: What's the most you've spent in one day at the park?

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Speaker 18: I probably about twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, what a good day.

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Speaker 3: That was.

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Speaker 5: Two pair of mine.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, kids went to the boutique and did the makeovers boutine.

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Speaker 4: All right, well, now we're going to see it if

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Speaker 4: we can help restash some of those funds because we

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Speaker 4: got to play some trivia here Brook has left the studio?

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Speaker 5: Is the wiggedy Boggey Brookerdy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're going to be your consolation. But you

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Speaker 4: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

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Speaker 4: you don't know when you could say pass, you have

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Speaker 4: to beat her outright if you want to win? Are

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Speaker 4: you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is

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Speaker 4: National Beverage Day in the US, and according to the Artistics,

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Speaker 4: Pepsi is the third best selling soda. Coke is second.

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Speaker 4: What's number one? What famous sequel is the highest grossing

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Speaker 4: animated movie of all time? Frozen or Toy Story?

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Speaker 3: Frozen?

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Speaker 4: Pick one? That is officially classified as a vegetable Avocados, rhubarb,

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Speaker 4: or pumpkins. Mushrooms are plants? True or false? What Sport

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Speaker 4: uses the term button hook as one of the plays.

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Speaker 10: Oh oh, that's another.

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Speaker 4: That's another play. Okay, let's bring Broke back into the

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Speaker 4: studio here. And uh, you know, I see on my

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Speaker 4: screener our producer said, you have a unique job that

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Speaker 4: you work from home doing.

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Speaker 18: I do my best friend and I have a you

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Speaker 18: could call it like a metaphysical pagan business.

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Speaker 4: Pagan pagan.

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Speaker 18: We are like the Hello Fresh of homemade spell workings.

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Speaker 4: I guess okay, we got a lot of the Disney

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Speaker 4: pagans calling in. You're like the four one this week. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I love.

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Speaker 1: It all right, I get a voodoo doll. What do

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Speaker 1: we get if we order your Hello Fresh Pagan box?

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Speaker 18: Mostly simmer pots and incense, so like home items.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so it's all positive things. We're not trying

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Speaker 1: to take anybody down.

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Speaker 4: We'll stay in touch because we might need to purchase

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Speaker 4: an item. But now it's Brooks turn. You're ready, Yes,

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Speaker 4: your time starts now. Today is National Beverage Day in

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Speaker 4: the US, and according to statistics, Pepsi is the third

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Speaker 4: best selling soda. Coca is second. What's number one?

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Speaker 1: Uh second?

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Speaker 4: Mountain Dew What famous sequel is the highest grossing animated

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Speaker 4: movie of all time frozen or toy story frozen pick

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Speaker 4: one that is officially classified as a vegetable. Avocados, rhubarb,

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Speaker 4: or pumpkins. Mushrooms are plants true or false True? What

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Speaker 4: Sport uses the term button hook as one of the plays.

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Speaker 4: Uhhh boxing, Okay, I could see what you were going

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Speaker 4: for back in there. Yeah, okay, we'll see how that

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Speaker 4: panned out for you. It's time to go to the

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Speaker 4: scoreboard with Jose. Whoever thought a cool person could be

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Speaker 4: a jerk?

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Speaker 5: Valerie? You got three correct today.

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Speaker 14: Man.

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Speaker 1: I think she put a spell on me to get

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Speaker 1: me to do poorly possible.

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Speaker 5: You got the same amount.

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Speaker 1: Of questions she hecks me, and the hecks worked.

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Speaker 5: Brooke only got ten.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was on such a streak, Vallerie. She's look

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Speaker 1: at there's an evil.

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Speaker 4: Laugh back there, Valerie, you beat Brooks streak. She was

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Speaker 4: at like twenty five wins in a row at that point.

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Speaker 1: Got start all over again, back to zero.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers. Today is National Beverage Day

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Speaker 4: in the US. Supporting the statistics, Pepsi is the third

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Speaker 4: best selling soda, Coke is second the number one best

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Speaker 4: selling drink. Is it diet coke. Oh healthy Country, Brooks.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think that it would also be a coke

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Speaker 1: pro I like that felt like a trick question to me.

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Speaker 4: Don't think. Famous sequel that's the highest grossing animated movie

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Speaker 4: of all time is Frozen two. It's grossed over one

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Speaker 4: point four billion dollars worldwide. Between avocados, rhubarb and Pumpkin's

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Speaker 4: Rhubarb is the vegetable. Mushrooms are plants. That's false. They

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Speaker 4: are fun guy.

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Speaker 1: Fun guy are also considered because they're funn No, they.

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Speaker 4: Get their energy by eating other organisms, not from the sun.

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Speaker 4: And a button hook is a play that you would

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Speaker 4: run in a football game. It's a route the receiver

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Speaker 4: runs and they turn around really quick. Hook. Valerie, not

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Speaker 4: only did you beat brook you're also going to get

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Speaker 4: a pair of tickets to see comedian Hans Kim perform

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Speaker 4: on May twenty Fifth's They'll call me casino, Seattle's closest casino.

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Speaker 18: Oh my gosh, so fun. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Ah dang it, Valerie, I don't feel great about that.

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Speaker 4: Hey, come back and play anytime. Okay, We'll be back

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Speaker 4: to Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning