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Speaker 1: the Allegian Theater where we are doing a live version

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Speaker 1: dot com. Backslash Shows Backslash My baba told me, Bam,

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Speaker 1: I think if I was an address, I think it

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Speaker 1: I can see that, like move over, Lizzo, here's a

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Speaker 1: out David a rhythmic clapping. Yeah, your racist money can't

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Speaker 1: tell Me. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to another brand new episode

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Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep,

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Speaker 1: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy aries and we

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Speaker 1: if I'm understanding correctly, what an exciting journey we're on it,

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Speaker 1: you're saying that these slaves thought to use the chicken

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Speaker 1: But you're saying that these evil whites stole that formulas,

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Speaker 1: what's the one place you would want to put chicken

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Speaker 1: Legston Cartman, I'm David Bory And and you've come. You've

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Speaker 1: come so far. You've come to a fantastic new episode.

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Speaker 1: And and specifically it is an Langston and David episode.

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Speaker 1: it's like, of course it is, David, Yeah, funny. You

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Speaker 1: should we do an email? Just? Oh yeah, let's do

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Speaker 1: an email. I got, I got, I got lost in

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Speaker 1: And we have a number. We've been getting a funk

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Speaker 1: poop in the mouth conspiracy theory trigger anything for you? Not? No,

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Speaker 1: I gotta find that cup? Do you know what you did?

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Speaker 1: Where is that true crime documentary? They're talking about everything else?

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Speaker 1: Why don't we have a two girls, one cup video history? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So what when we talk we're talking about pooping mouth. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Where are you at so far? Where? What are your feelings?

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Speaker 1: Good motherfucker. That's what I mean children are. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: So I was like, no, I'm not gonna say, like,

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Speaker 1: the way down to the end of the train to

422
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: to get that blackened. Uh. Yeah, that casion flavoring that

423
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: that ends up with poop. But I do think that

424
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: that's it's like the difference between like black and salmon

425
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: and like and like sushi, do you know what I mean?

426
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 1: Like they're still both fish. It's just like this is poop.

427
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: This is like fucking mush that like is to your point,

428
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: gonna stink and like be vile in a way. That's

429
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: like pretty close to book if we if we like

430
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: had a scientist and a a glass, you know what

431
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: I mean. I mean, but isn't man, we're talking so much.

432
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: It's like, but boop is also stripped of all the nutrients.

433
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: It's like you take all the nutrients out and then

434
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: your body pushes out the rest. Yeah. And I think that,

435
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: at least in my understanding, that the more that we

436
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: cook something right, the more that we heat it, the

437
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: more that we uh that, the more nutrients are lost

438
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: into the atmosphere, I guess, into the fire, whatever the

439
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: funk it is. And similarly, I think when you leave

440
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: something soaking in a saliva or around bacteria, that's gonna

441
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: be eating up those nutrients. I think in this case,

442
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: we're just not absorbing them the way that we would.

443
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: They're just being resolved in our bullshit mouths. Okay, I

444
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: mean you don't you have no, I have no. I

445
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: have no. This is the weirdest conspiracy theory because it's

446
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: not based in race. Yeah, so I have no like,

447
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: I have no like people I want to win or

448
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: lose here. I got you. Let's read on because maybe

449
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: and and it's worth noting that I do believe Carly

450
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: said that she was raised by her black mom, yes,

451
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: and extended family, and so it sounds like they were

452
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: doing this in a black household. And subsequently it came

453
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: from a black parent that uh that you got ship

454
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: in your mouth if you hold it in in your face,

455
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: I need proof with ship like that, I got you.

456
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: You need somebody to poop out their mouth and then

457
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: you're like, God, I got you. Yeah, there it is.

458
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: She goes on to say. So, I'll be the first

459
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: to admit that this isn't a textbook inspiracy theory per se,

460
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: but I certainly believed it and was deceived by it

461
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: for an embarrassingly long time. I also came to realize

462
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: there's some poignant themes in there that I didn't really

463
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: process until I was an adult, something about not letting

464
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: anything go to waste and not taking food for granted,

465
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: especially when so many others in our community of lower

466
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: income black and brown families went without Anyhow, over the years,

467
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: I always get a good laugh when I tell people

468
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: about this lie or is it that my mama told

469
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: me that I thought you guys would get a laugh

470
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: too much love. Carly, Yeah, Carly, your mama is yeah,

471
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: she lied to you, probably because you didn't get it.

472
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,959
Speaker 1: But you know what I see the vision, Mama. I

473
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: I think that whatever's been, whatever is being kept in

474
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: your face is equivalent to ship at the point that

475
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: you would spit it out. And it is not only

476
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: harmful and wasteful, but it also is basically poop ish.

477
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: It's poop, It's it's Kidney Barris brings to all of

478
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: us poopish. Uh. It's a lighter poop. Uh, it's a

479
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: biracial poop. It's a biracial poop, but it's it's got

480
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: its own struggles that we were unaware of twenty years ago.

481
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: Popish Starr, She's back back, baby, You can't if you

482
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: want to come see my mama told me live at

483
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: the Allegian Theater on February sixteenth. But you don't live

484
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. Have we got an offer for you.

485
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: We're live streaming it via moment House. We're doing Q

486
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: and as you can see me, you can see Langston

487
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: tell him about it. Please purchase tickets at moment dot

488
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: c o slash. My mama told me again February six

489
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: at the Alician Theater, but in your homes for the

490
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: livestream or the next five days after so by those tickets.

491
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: Olivia mentioned that there is apparently a disease, a a

492
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: disorder of sorts. Oh, because if you hold it for

493
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: too long, when it comes at your mouth. Right, yeah,

494
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: so well apparently there's something uh yeah, feculent vomiting, uh,

495
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: fecal being the root word there. If anybody was wondering, uh,

496
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: where where people throw up poop out of their mouths?

497
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: I guess unexpectedly, which truly sounds like the worst day.

498
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: There's no what do you do? Yeah, okay, let's say

499
00:33:54,840 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: you're at dinner. Right, let's say let's say you're at

500
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: a fine Lebanese restaurant and uh, and you you feculent

501
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: vomit out of your face? Or do you wait for

502
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: the check? Do you how do you proceed after that? Out?

503
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? You? You vomit out of your vomited

504
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: ship out of your face and then you just stand

505
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: up and you you just walk, you just meet you

506
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: never see me again, probably not even on that side

507
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: of town. To be honest, I won't come back. So

508
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: you're not moving cities, but you are like a New

509
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: Borough kind of dude. I'm off that st I got you?

510
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me out of my mouth at the time,

511
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 1: I'm gone. Ever, well, this is a very real thing

512
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: that that apparently exists. In the American Journal of Surgery

513
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm reading now, looks specifically at feculent vombing. Researchers found

514
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: that throwing up poop, while not common, was associated with

515
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: some type of intestinal obstruction, including either of the following

516
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: mechanical intestinal obstruction, a partial or complete blockage of the

517
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 1: intestine that's more common in the small bow, paralytic obstruction.

518
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: With this condition, muscle or nerve problems disrupt the normal

519
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: muscle contractions of the intestines. A paralytic can can cause

520
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: symptoms of an intestinal blockage, but there's not a physical blockage.

521
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: So it sounds like most of this has to do

522
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: with the intestine more than just you holding it in

523
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: your mouth and then becoming poop. Right, this is it's

524
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: got to come out. And they're like, we're going back

525
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: baby bread, miss bad breath jokes. Remember where there used

526
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 1: to be so many bad bread jokes? Yeah, I will

527
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: say that that one of Uh, it's a bad bread

528
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,959
Speaker 1: joke that lives in my head forever, and it's it's

529
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: it happened to a very funny comedian and a friend.

530
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: So I won't name names, but uh, one time we

531
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: were leaving we were leaving a concert. It was me,

532
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: Jack and a few others and this comedian and uh,

533
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: at one point, out of nowhere, Jack just turned to

534
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: this dude and was like, dog your breath fucking like

535
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: ship it's like and we've all been talking about it.

536
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. Come on, man, we gotta do something.

537
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: And then walk him into a convenience store and and

538
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: bought him gum in front of like ten people, and

539
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: like made this big announcement. It was one of the meanest,

540
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: most effective things that he could have possibly done in

541
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: that moment. But like, did did you see this guy later?

542
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: And or was his breath? No? He kept hanging out

543
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: with us and and it helped. The gum definitely helped.

544
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: And I feel shame even bringing it up, But it

545
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: was funny. That is insane. It was truly one of

546
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: the funniest things that that has ever happened where because

547
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: he was talking, he was having a good night. We

548
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: have been to a concert. We were just enjoying some

549
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: ship and Jack was just like, bro your breath. Everybody

550
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: looked the secrets out. Man. Everybody knows we've already had

551
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: private conversations about you gotta that's that's the beauty of Jack. Though,

552
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: It's like you do have to like he could have

553
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: not done it, you know what I mean. I wasn't

554
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: gonna do it. That's a bit. It was just gonna be,

555
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: you know, I was just gonna have a rough night.

556
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: I I was like, man, if I drink enough, maybe

557
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 1: there's a little you don't smell nothing when you drunk. Yeah, yeah,

558
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 1: walked the man into a bodega and said, here fix this.

559
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 1: So to your point, I think there's still some bad

560
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: breath jokes out there. They just think good hitting hit

561
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: hitting as often as they used to. It was the

562
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: mainstay of my like childhood. The problem with bad breath

563
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 1: is like people could lie about it. Whoa People could

564
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: be like, oh, he's breath stinks, and then it's like,

565
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: but does it? Are you just being me? Uh like?

566
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: Meaning like if I you if I say your breath stinks,

567
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: but you're not nearby to prove it. I'm just I'm

568
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: just saying a random thing about you. Like if a

569
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: woman says that your breath stink, there's no, you can't.

570
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: There's no rebuttal. Yeah she's just a hater. But but

571
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: there's no like you coming and being like, no, actually

572
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: I brushed my teeth. You just didn't like me. Uh

573
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It's just like your breast.

574
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: Then oh you're saying that at the point, there's no

575
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,479
Speaker 1: rebuttal for the receiver of that. Yeah, there's no, there's

576
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: no you can't. You can't beat that. Yeah, it does it.

577
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: It sucks when there. I think it got overused in

578
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: the nineties, Right, there was a point where like they

579
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: were constantly telling people their breast things, and it was like, yeah,

580
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: but you're nowhere near them. We don't even how do

581
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: you know? Yeah? Yeah, yeah I got watered down. Yeah

582
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: I got super watered down. But then there was a

583
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: point to your point where it was like, oh, if

584
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: somebody said it to you and they were close enough

585
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: and or like had a context to be able to

586
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: point it out, it became a thing that you was

587
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: like a challenge for the rest of your life, right, Right, right, right, right, right, man,

588
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: we gotta bring that back. I used to carry banaka

589
00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: just out of fear of I don't think it does either.

590
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: I think you're truly just getting kind of buzzed off

591
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: of of a listerine. Do they even make it anymore?

592
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: I think they still make banaca. Yeah, man, that was

593
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: some fresh ship to do though it's under twenty and

594
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: you had banaka and that was pretty fresh. You spray

595
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: a couple of times and it was like, yeah, you

596
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 1: end up at a girl's house and you know that

597
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: that part of the night where you gotta empty your

598
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: pockets and you pull some but knockout. Yeah, she knows

599
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: you're on point. She knows you're playing this. This is

600
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 1: this is meant to be, baby girl. I was always

601
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: ready for you, shorty bo later today. Yeah, man, you

602
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: know what, don't buy it. I'm gonna send you some,

603
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: but knocka. I'm gonna send you a big old case, man,

604
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: so you can get back to whatever whatever that is

605
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: for you. Keep some in the bedside, keeps something in

606
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: your sock, like an extra gun. Yeah, a little but

607
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: not a holes th right on your sock. I like

608
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: to put it in a little pocket. You know the

609
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: fifth pocket on the wherea goes dollars just in case,

610
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: because you don't you gotta have you gotta have a

611
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: hundred dollars in your little pocket, Come on, man. So

612
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: so it doesn't sound, it doesn't sound like you're you're

613
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: even still convinced that this is one and this is

614
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: complicated because this one was not. This isn't a that's

615
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: not a typical conspiracy theory, you know what I mean. Yeah,

616
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: I think in this case, it feels like your mom

617
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: was writing her own contemporary allegories, like in the same

618
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: way that like Jonas and the Whale. Ain't that his name? Jonah?

619
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: Jonah and the whale? Is he? He didn't really get

620
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: swallowed by a whale and then come out of it.

621
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: But it's a lesson about like faithfulness. Food. Yeah, my

622
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: used my mom told me if you swallowed chewing gum,

623
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: and this is a direct quote, it will rub against

624
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: your gut and you will die. M hmm. And then

625
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: and I thought it was just me. I talked to

626
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: my little brother about it recently. She told him the

627
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: same thing, not based in anything other than don't eat gum,

628
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: which you shouldn't eat gum. It's really really bad for you.

629
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, and I think that's where it

630
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: came from. She was like, if you eat, because you know,

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Speaker 1: And the point is that it worked to this day.

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Speaker 1: I don't swallow gum. And I think Carly eats aller food.

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