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Speaker 1: You don't hear me our confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back o arm Mouse Speaker.

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Speaker 3: Text to seventy eight five ninety two says runner here

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Speaker 3: and if you ever see a runner with one sock

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Speaker 3: on or no socks, it's because they use them as

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Speaker 3: toilet paper somewhere along the Lexis News.

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Speaker 1: People do this on hikes too.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I have witnessed someone do it on

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Speaker 3: a HiPE.

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Speaker 1: Witness to the people you're with.

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Speaker 3: Never Sometimes Alexis shows up to work with no socks on.

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Speaker 1: These are sadly bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, Oh god, thank You's so dam jeez, thank goodness.

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Speaker 3: We do this segment over the phone, so we can't

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Speaker 3: even see our listeners socks or hear their actual voices,

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Speaker 3: because we want you to stay anonymous as you confess

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Speaker 3: your weird secrets.

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Speaker 1: Right here on the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 3: We have a guy who chosen Bradley as his fake

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Speaker 3: name today, So Bradley, welcome to the show. Hey God,

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Speaker 3: you better have both yourselves on, Bradley.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are your feet covered?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we shouldn't. Yeah, let's not get into it. The

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Speaker 1: boys changes on.

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Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker, Dude, whenever you're ready, let's

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Speaker 3: hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm thirty now. But back when I was fourteen,

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Speaker 2: my dad really wanted to buy a vacation home for

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Speaker 2: our family. That's nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, kind of the dream right like that?

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Speaker 3: Then you made it, man, Yeah, my family did Sicily

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Speaker 3: for a few years. It was rubbish though.

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Speaker 1: Only three fountains on that property.

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Speaker 3: One home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's that, listen. We were all like super

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Speaker 2: excited about it, and I remember him looking for a

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Speaker 2: long time until he finally found this awesome little cabin.

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Speaker 2: It was about maybe four or five hours drive from

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Speaker 2: our house, lay along the banks of a river, so

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Speaker 2: there was like a water It was just super.

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Speaker 1: Water features natural, three fountains in Sicily. But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't do that's so exciting though for your family.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well he bought it in the winter, so it

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Speaker 2: was like the perfect Christmas, right. We spent our first

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Speaker 2: Christmas there. Yeah. Yeah. It was beautiful. The river was

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Speaker 2: flowing through it. It was quiet stream, peaceful.

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Speaker 3: Cool.

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Speaker 1: This is a big humble breck, bro we get it.

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Speaker 1: I know, sounding great, I know it was awesome. Why

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Speaker 1: is it all in past tense?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm concerned about. Well, we went back there

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Speaker 2: for our first summer, and what my dad didn't realize

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Speaker 2: was that during the summer, everybody just floated down that

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Speaker 2: river that went right behind our cabin. Yeah, that's so funny.

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Speaker 2: So it's like a party barge constantly floating by your

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Speaker 2: cabin exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like nobody floating the river without beverages.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like hundreds of people every day, so there was

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Speaker 2: like no privacy. Then they had like their speakers and

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Speaker 2: everything coming down. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: It's the exact opposite of why your dad would buy

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Speaker 3: a place four to five hours away and music and

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Speaker 3: people and just commos unless your dad was into that,

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Speaker 3: and he like got everybody to go into the river

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Speaker 3: with all the partiers. No, come on, kids, I mean,

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Speaker 1: Had to do a keg stand's.

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Speaker 2: Once but not every weekend.

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Speaker 3: Have to go back to your house, flow and go

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Speaker 3: back up to your house.

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Speaker 1: That's for them to get out there. That makes it

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Speaker 1: sounds like for your family, it wasn't the best.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I was fourteen, so I mean I was

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Speaker 2: totally ready to go party with the big boys and

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Speaker 2: drink the deer with them. But I don't think my

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Speaker 2: dad wanted me to do that. So, I mean with

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Speaker 2: all that stuff floating in the water, beer cans, crash, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, anything like trashing your property, all.

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Speaker 2: Of it, that would be the world.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's like having a NonStop bachelorette party in

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Speaker 3: the other room.

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Speaker 1: Ye so, what did you guys do?

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Speaker 2: My dad he just decided to just start getting revenge

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Speaker 2: on the river floaters.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, this is where the secret confession.

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Speaker 1: What are we working with?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you put a sign up, you know, down

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Speaker 2: at the edge of the property down by the river,

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Speaker 2: and it said scream if you want to get hit

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Speaker 2: by a water balloon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, like no littering signs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like leaning in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so him and I would like toss water.

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Speaker 1: And then you feel like you're getting a little aggression.

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Speaker 1: Now you're like take that. Yeah, it's like a win win.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Still, it sounds like you're playing into the fun rather

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Speaker 3: than like getting revenge.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it was kind of fun brought. But what

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Speaker 2: I didn't know, and I didn't know this for like years,

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Speaker 2: was my dad he was filling the balloons up with

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Speaker 2: the water from our toilet.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, water It's not like dirty, is it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not like the used water. It was just like

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Speaker 2: the toilet water. It's still still out of clean water.

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Speaker 1: I don't know when did he tell you this?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I just caught him one summer filling them up

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Speaker 2: in the bathroom, taking the water like out of the toilet.

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Speaker 2: I love how you started this, that you were worried

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Speaker 2: about polluting with the cans.

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Speaker 1: I mean, so did you stop helping him do it

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Speaker 1: at that point?

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Speaker 2: Well? I mean at that point I was like in

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Speaker 2: the heart of my teenage here, so I was like,

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Speaker 2: all right, I guess it's pretty fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you kept going right, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I just like went along with that. I

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Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I ask him for it.

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Speaker 1: Literally. I like how they never knew though.

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Speaker 2: They're like, oh yeah, I remember that Kevin, that we

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Speaker 2: get to float by and they throw water balloons are

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Speaker 2: so fun.

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Speaker 1: Ye didn't let's go back again, geez.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, looking back now as a semi

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Speaker 2: mature adult, I just kind of feel guilty about.

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Speaker 1: It because you're the party er. Now, you're the guy

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Speaker 1: with the tube floating down whatever.

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Speaker 2: Right. I don't like water blooms at all. Now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, traumatize you.

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Speaker 3: I don't like toilet water at all. Now I don't

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Speaker 3: even know anymore, but at least it sounds like you've reflected,

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Speaker 3: you've shown some growth, you have a little bit remorse

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Speaker 3: for what you did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you never know where that water came from.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: For everybody I know.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm not weirded out by Alexis and heer feet

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Speaker 3: anymore so.

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Speaker 1: Text in sevent eight five nine too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 3: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps

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Speaker 2: Coming up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,