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Speaker 1: a different day, Friday morning days all week and already party.

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Speaker 1: We've arrived in a cheesy weekend. You know, I love Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Get me started. I want to get you started. By Bethany. Hello,

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Speaker 1: they're scary. Hi, Froggy, Good morning office. Look there's Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. All right. I want to play some pitball,

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Speaker 1: But I can't tell you why you want to play?

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Speaker 1: What did Pitbull's pants? To play some music for pitball?

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Speaker 1: Because we'll never figure at what's in pit Bull's pants.

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Speaker 1: I'm playing Pitbull. There's a good reason why, scared. Give

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Speaker 1: is you know, we're sort of related to him in

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Speaker 1: You know what. Here's here's the thing I found out today.

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Speaker 1: I'm anna judge for a hamburger contest. Is basically what

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Speaker 1: this is. I have to sample thirty three burgers tonight

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Speaker 1: You can't that. I know. I can't eat thirty three burgers,

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Speaker 1: caller of the day is Robbie. Hello, Robbie, what's going on? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guys Webbie, Welcome to New York City.

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Speaker 1: You just arrived? Yeah? Yeah, so me and my my

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Speaker 1: ugly cry my faith off. Dear Efen Hanson, You'll be

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Speaker 1: about to me. He's talking about it. He's like he

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Speaker 1: I've been craving to go so bad, and I'm super excited. Robbie,

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Speaker 1: Where are you visiting from? We are from Boston. Well, welcome,

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Speaker 1: thanks for driving down and absolutely New York City. I

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Speaker 1: and and I want to thank you Elvis awesome for

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Speaker 1: Enjoy your weekend around the room. We'll start with you, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Granola can be dangerous because yesterday

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Speaker 1: Froggy has advice for you. What's that frog? Nobody ever

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Speaker 1: with you today? So we live in stressful times. So

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Speaker 1: day isn't it Leo. If you're interested in what someone

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Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen today? What's gonna happen? Pink

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Speaker 1: it's in response to Twitter suspending actress Rose McGowan's account

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Speaker 1: boycotting Twitter today in protests. Danielle, happy holidays. Today is Friday.

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Speaker 1: Today is a big day for you. And I'm going

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Speaker 1: to Haunted House tonight. Which one? Which one? Are you

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Speaker 1: to sixty six hundred Texas prison inmates don't donated a

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Speaker 1: combined fifty three thousand dollars from their commissary funds to

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Speaker 1: help Hurricane Harvey victims. The inmates chose to give money

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Speaker 1: same thing. He goes and he retires, and then he

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Speaker 1: comes back, and then he retires, and then he comes back. Well,

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Speaker 1: he says he's done retiring. Says, I can tell you

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Speaker 1: my retiring days are behind me and you are going

425
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Speaker 1: to have to throw me out. So Garth Brooks will

426
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Speaker 1: be around. Chris gain is gonna have a retirement tour.

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Speaker 1: Google that for you, okay. Kate Beckinsale is now saying

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Speaker 1: that Harvey Weinstein pulled his hotel room bathroom trick on

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Speaker 1: her when she was just seventeen years old, and she declined,

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Speaker 1: and then when she met him a few years later,

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Speaker 1: he actually asked her if he had tried anything during

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Speaker 1: their first meeting because he couldn't remember, and she said,

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Speaker 1: I realized that he couldn't remember, She said. She has

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Speaker 1: refused him several times over the years. Sometimes those encounters

435
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Speaker 1: have ended with him screaming at her and calling her

436
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Speaker 1: the c word, and the title of this story is

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Speaker 1: Weinstein is a Disgusting Pink, Part Part seven and a

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Speaker 1: half Beautiful Trauma. Pink is out today. Make sure you

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Speaker 1: get it. She'll be here later to discuss what we

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Speaker 1: love our Pink, so will support her. And this weekend,

441
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Speaker 1: there's so much on television. There's a lot of baseball, obviously,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of football. There's The Fear the Walking Dead.

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Speaker 1: You've got a Saturday Night Live with Pink, so that's

444
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Speaker 1: gonna be fun on just a lot. Check your local

445
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Speaker 1: listens because there's so much, so much to see. And

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Speaker 1: next hour we're gonna talk about this Posito it did

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Speaker 1: something else? Oh perfect, let's play it. We haven't played

448
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Speaker 1: it enough. I've played it in five minutes. All right,

449
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Speaker 1: I'm playing again. I'm trying to get a real chef

450
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Speaker 1: to help me out on this this dilemma I have

451
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Speaker 1: for tonight's burger Bash where I'm judging hamburgers because I

452
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Speaker 1: think maybe, like a in a wine tasting, I think

453
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Speaker 1: I can chew and spit. Yeah, I don't know, because

454
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Speaker 1: that's what like, that's what actors do on set when

455
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Speaker 1: they have to eat a lot of food. They just

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Speaker 1: spit it out. I don't want to do that because

457
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Speaker 1: there's gonna a lot of people watch it. Anyway, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get in touch with Katie Lee. Maybe she's

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Speaker 1: available because you know, with the New York City Wine

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Speaker 1: and Food and Festival. I'm with her Sunday at the

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Speaker 1: rose drinking contest full weekend, and I guarantee you're not

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Speaker 1: going to remember much of it. Right, it's not really

463
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Speaker 1: a rose drinking contest, but we're going to turn it

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Speaker 1: into what what's scary? I thought to get the true

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Speaker 1: essence of being a judge in the burger bash, you

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Speaker 1: actually have to have at least one swallow, you know,

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Speaker 1: because you need the after taste to finish. But I

468
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Speaker 1: don't know, you have to burp it up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, trying to find a real Maybe it's Bobby

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Speaker 1: around he owns a burger palace. I look question, what

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Speaker 1: what if you bite into a burger that you really

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Speaker 1: don't like? Like, are you going to do like make

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Speaker 1: a phase and stayed out. I'm gonna judge if it's bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say this is a bad burger. But

475
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Speaker 1: what if it's like Bobby's burger? Like what you don't like.

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Speaker 1: He's not there tonight. I'm trying to get in touch

477
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Speaker 1: with anyone. What I think that you should do as

478
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Speaker 1: a judge is be the kind of judge that Taylor

479
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Speaker 1: Swift is, the kind of audience member where people are

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Speaker 1: going to want to watch you a lot because you're

481
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Speaker 1: very reactive, and you're very funny to watch, and you're

482
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Speaker 1: very entertaining. Well, I will be entertaining after about ten

483
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Speaker 1: bites of burger and I start vomiting, running, running, excuse me,

484
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Speaker 1: we're running to the party. Hey, straighten it. We're getting

485
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Speaker 1: complaint about yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look, a

486
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Speaker 1: lot of us were really kind of crazy yesterday and

487
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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning show podcast is it was only

488
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Speaker 1: two minutes long. Okay, we had a long day, We

489
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Speaker 1: had stuff going on after the show. The only two

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Speaker 1: people left were myself and Scary and we had no

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Speaker 1: gas left in the tank to each other. And they says,

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Speaker 1: I got an idea, hit the button, we started the podcast,

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Speaker 1: and then he took it from that. I think that's

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Speaker 1: that's all sorts of wrong. It's it's the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast, but there's tons of fifteen minute morning shows.

496
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Speaker 1: They could go back to like February. If you feel

497
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Speaker 1: like you missed out on some amazing content, you could

498
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Speaker 1: listen to an Acquired Taste podcast or the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

499
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Speaker 1: Those are the podcasts that actually fill the expectations of listeners.

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Speaker 1: So next time we have a two minute, fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast, I think someone's going to be find Really,

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Speaker 1: it's going to cost you a hundred dollars, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Moving on, let's go say how to Jenny? Hi Jenny,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? H well? Hello, lady. Got a

505
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Speaker 1: dilemma judging a hamburger contest tonight? Thirty one burgers. My

506
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Speaker 1: stomach is the size of a grape? What do I do?

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Speaker 1: You should definitely chew and spit it out like you

508
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Speaker 1: would at a wine taste thing, but you should all

509
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Speaker 1: to like not let them see you spit it out

510
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Speaker 1: because chefs are very particular out their food, So discreetly

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Speaker 1: spit out the burgers. Yeah, Like, always have the napkin

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Speaker 1: in your hand and just like wipe your face, but

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Speaker 1: actually spit into the napkin. Roggy, why are you giggling

514
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Speaker 1: because it sounds like you're delimma. This weekend is do

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Speaker 1: you spit or do you swallow? Yeah? Sounds like a

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Speaker 1: regular weekend. Maybe maybe I shouldn't be a judge. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. So you're a cook, Jenny. So you have

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Speaker 1: familiar familiar larity storry with judging. Yeah, I do familiar.

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Speaker 1: I can't say the word familiar, A little liarity. Alright, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. How do you cleanse your palette

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Speaker 1: with fries? No, with like a survet or something. I

522
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Speaker 1: don't know how this is gonna work. We'll wish me luck.

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Speaker 1: I would like fries right now. Though. Hey, Home Depot

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Speaker 1: is saying that they are acknowledging that quote unquote millennials

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Speaker 1: don't know how to work stuff like measuring tapes. You

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Speaker 1: how to work well, stop laughing. They're saying millennials they

527
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Speaker 1: get a bad rep for a lot of things. The

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Speaker 1: most recent has to do with Home Depot. Home Depot

529
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Speaker 1: is worried about business because they think millennials apparently don't

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Speaker 1: know how to use a lot of this stuff they sell.

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Speaker 1: Back in June, home Depot introduced a bunch of instructional

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Speaker 1: videos showing people how to use tools, including tape measures.

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Speaker 1: Miracle Grow has taken a similar step in holding actual

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Speaker 1: training sessions on how to training sessions on how to

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Speaker 1: care for plants, because they're saying that millennials were never

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Speaker 1: taught how to use these tools. Yeah, that's the thing

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Speaker 1: we're not. Why blame the millennials? So I hate that word,

538
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 1: but don't blame these people. Blame the people who didn't

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Speaker 1: teach them these things. Well, there's a matter that it's

540
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Speaker 1: it's a bunch of people that need to learn. So

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Speaker 1: they're acknowledge that. It doesn't matter why they don't know.

542
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Speaker 1: Casting judgment. They're just saying that we need to teach you.

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Speaker 1: Guys know, I don't think they're casting judgment. They're just

544
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Speaker 1: saying there's a block of people here who were not

545
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Speaker 1: taught property. We want to teach him because our business

546
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Speaker 1: is going to go south because no one's gonna buy

547
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Speaker 1: tape measures. The only reason I know how to do

548
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Speaker 1: anything would working or use any tools at all is

549
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: because I took stagecraft in high school, and so I

550
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Speaker 1: learned how to use a table saw and it was

551
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Speaker 1: screw gun and all that. I think that's hot. You

552
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Speaker 1: know how to use that best? You just go to

553
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Speaker 1: you know, online, and you look at YouTube videos. But

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Speaker 1: that's what you're doing to teach you anything. But they're

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Speaker 1: saying that there are a lot of people who who

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Speaker 1: don't even know what a tape measure is. They don't

557
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Speaker 1: know that's ridiculous. They don't know it exists. They're afraid

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Speaker 1: their business is gonna go totally boobs up because no

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Speaker 1: one knows these things are there. There's this thing, it's

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Speaker 1: a tape measure. You can pull it out for many

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Speaker 1: feet and you can measure like a room. How long

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Speaker 1: is the foot? Where's intern madisone? Is she here? Can

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Speaker 1: Intern Madisine can here? How old is she? Okay? She's perfect?

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Speaker 1: Inter Madison? Come here? Can I say? I left both

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Speaker 1: of my staple guns at my old apartment and forgot

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Speaker 1: about them, and I'm so pissed. I don't even know

567
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Speaker 1: how to use a staple gun? The funnest thing, Hey Madison,

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Speaker 1: twenty year old Intern Madison, how are you great? Do

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Speaker 1: you know how to use a What am I asking

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Speaker 1: you to use? A tape measure? I do? Do you

571
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Speaker 1: think you could go to home depot and use almost

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Speaker 1: any and every tool, including the power tools they have? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think I can. My dad is actually a cabinet maker.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is a fantastic advantage all right, But for

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Speaker 1: those people who are twenty years old who don't have

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Speaker 1: a dad as a cabinet maker, weren't brought up around it,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if they would know. I

578
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Speaker 1: think home Depot is doing a great thing by saying, hey,

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Speaker 1: we're going to teach people how to these our stuff

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Speaker 1: so we can sell it. I get it. You have

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Speaker 1: to admit it's an intimidating world to walk into if

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Speaker 1: you've never used the power tool before. Oh yeah, definitely right. Hello, David,

583
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Speaker 1: how are you? Hey, how's it going, guys doing? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how to use a tape measure? Um? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's used a tape measure since I was two years old. Okay, see,

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Speaker 1: so you know I do. Uh yeah. But there was

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Speaker 1: this guy that came to my job site. I had

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Speaker 1: him on. He needed some work for the day, and

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Speaker 1: he told me I needed to cut a piece of

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Speaker 1: trim at thirty inches and four little lines. So he

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Speaker 1: said thirty inches and four little lines for little lines,

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Speaker 1: He had no idea, So I had him show me exactly,

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Speaker 1: and I said that thirty inches and a quarter of

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Speaker 1: an inch and he looked at me like I had

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Speaker 1: four eyes or something like that. Well, so he knew

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Speaker 1: he knew a different language when it comes to the

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Speaker 1: art of measurement. All right. Well, so, David, so you

598
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Speaker 1: and your job, you run into people all the time

599
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Speaker 1: that don't know how to use what you feel is

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Speaker 1: just a simple piece of power tool or a simple

601
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Speaker 1: piece of measuring stick all the time. You can tell

602
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Speaker 1: my my description, I don't know much about it either. No,

603
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: you it sounds like you know a lot more about

604
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: just about the guys on my job site. So it's fine.

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Speaker 1: There you go, all right, David, Well, thank you very much.

606
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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Uh, Katie, interesting point from Katie. Hi, Katie. Hey,

607
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: so you're thirty three years old. You think you good morning? Well,

608
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Speaker 1: good morning. So you know that you can get through

609
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: life okay using power tools, and that I can do everything.

610
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: I can change breaks, I can do a tire. I

611
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Speaker 1: just hooked up a washing machine. Wow, that's actually but

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Speaker 1: you're saying, you know that people who are younger don't

613
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Speaker 1: even know how to do a quarter of what you

614
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Speaker 1: can do. Like my my oldest is almost thirteen, and

615
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. God, forbid us a game boy. Right, you're

616
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: saying he can't do anything that doesn't have a touch screen. Correct.

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Speaker 1: Have you tried to teach him or is he just

618
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: not interested? No? I teach them. It's just like, oh whatever,

619
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Speaker 1: who cares, We'll just go touch electronic device or something.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous. And I was

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Speaker 1: kind of raised around tape measures just for simple daily living,

622
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Speaker 1: not we were building a you know, a house or anything. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean they use it in school. My kids are

624
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: come home all the time and said I need to

625
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Speaker 1: measure something for this. So that's like in the first

626
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Speaker 1: and second grade. Once they're once they get older, they

627
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Speaker 1: don't use it. But while was it, I was buying

628
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Speaker 1: the washer, called home, Hey listen, measure the washer for mom.

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Speaker 1: So I know how big it is? What exactly, Katie,

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Speaker 1: did you see the video? This is a huge video.

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Speaker 1: It went viral of the kid, a little kid who

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Speaker 1: telt the magazine, which digital don't know. It's absolutely, it's

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Speaker 1: very Really, I'm the nerve and people they come into

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Speaker 1: their like narcis that don't usually work there, and they

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Speaker 1: It's true. But you know what's so intern Madison. We

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Speaker 1: so you're you're at the job site. And what happened

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Speaker 1: asked him to measure on a seven inch piece for me.

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Speaker 1: He came back he had twenty seven inches, but it

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Speaker 1: was at three different pipes pieces of pipe. Go ahead

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Speaker 1: and make seven. He made a seventeen two and a

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Speaker 1: half and I don't I could remember the other side.

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Speaker 1: It was like a little six piece. I'm so confused.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I need to go to home depot and

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Speaker 1: actually measuring backwards. Yeah, he was measuring in pieces. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why we had bought him a dummy tape

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Speaker 1: which measures out eighth of ages every time. You know,

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Speaker 1: he couldn't comprehend it. All right, alright, we'll see. I

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Speaker 1: this burger bash thing tonight where I'm judging burgers from

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Speaker 1: the biggest chefs in New York City. You're good at eating,

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Speaker 1: So I'm good at eating. But I just is Katie

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Speaker 1: Lee on the phone. Oh, good morning, Katie Lee, you're

677
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Speaker 1: here to help me out. Good morning. I'm glad I'm

678
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Speaker 1: not one that you called about eating mass quantity. I know,

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Speaker 1: of course, we had to find a legitimate chef who

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Speaker 1: understands the New York UH Wine and Food Festival. And

681
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Speaker 1: so I'm judging the Burger Bash tonight. Have you ever

682
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: been to this event? I actually won the first Burger Bash. Wait,

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00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: is your burger in in it? This year? It's not. No.

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00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: I was one and done. I wanted to go out

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Speaker 1: on top. I was like, I'm never doing this again.

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00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: I wanted to be well, Katielee, just out of curiosity.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think you're burger one in the Burger

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Speaker 1: Bash the year you entered. I think it because it

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00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: was really simple and it didn't have a whole lot

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Speaker 1: going on, and it was easy to eat. Okay. A

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00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: lot of the problem is because I judged the Burger

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00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: Bash in Miami once before, Sian burgers that have all

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Speaker 1: kinds of things going on, and it's like you kind

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Speaker 1: of miss out on the beef. Yeah, you can't put

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Speaker 1: a cinnamon roll on the burgery. Yeah, and what people

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Speaker 1: do them? I was like, it's doing on or they'll

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Speaker 1: walk on. And I'm like, I like a simple burger

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Speaker 1: and also don't like the panty to be too big. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, like I think it's got to be of

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00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: beef to bread. Well, you know, we love burgers. Who

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Speaker 1: does Yeah? I love the beef to bread ratio. Um.

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Speaker 1: But here's my deal. According to what I'm hearing, I'm

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Speaker 1: judging tonight, there are thirty one burgers I believe were

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00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: thirty three burgers. And you know that I had the

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00:36:54,560 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: gastric sleeve, uh surgery, surgery, so my stomach is very small.

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Speaker 1: How how am I going to do this without spitting

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00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: the burgers out? I think that's kind of gross to

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Speaker 1: do at a burger eating competition. I don't want anyone

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00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: they can a picture enough. I used to have the

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00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: judges taste every single burger. Now I believe this section

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Speaker 1: off and give each judge a certain amount of burgers

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Speaker 1: to cry, and then they compile the scores off of

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Speaker 1: you know, so each judge cooks their favorite and then

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Speaker 1: all the judges taste the favorite. Okay, yeah, so like

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Speaker 1: you'll probably judge. Let's say, like ten burgers, you'll pick

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Speaker 1: your top two and then every judge taste each other's

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Speaker 1: top to essentially again, essentially, I can do it in

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Speaker 1: ten bites of a burger, a ten burger bites if

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00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: if I have ten burgers, so it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: you're eating a whole maybe like one and a half

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Speaker 1: two burgers. I can't. I can barely eat half a burger. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll deal with that when I get there. But I

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Speaker 1: have another question. Well, I think it's okay to have

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Speaker 1: a spit bucket, then health fish you It's kind of

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00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 1: like taste and wine to have this taste. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest, every time I've been to a wine tasting

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Speaker 1: they have a spit bucket. I never ever spit that

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Speaker 1: that goes goes right in the system. You know what

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00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying? What fun would that be? I don't know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I have another question for you. When I'm judging

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Speaker 1: the burger bash tonight. Some of these chefs are friends

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Speaker 1: of mine. Now am I gonna know if I'm eating

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Speaker 1: their burger? And is it okay to give to give

734
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Speaker 1: them favoritism because I liked them? As friends, so blind tasting,

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Speaker 1: you won't know who's burger you have, and I think

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Speaker 1: it's better that way because then you don't feel any

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Speaker 1: precious And they also don't know what you voted, so

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Speaker 1: they're not going to be mad at you either, And

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Speaker 1: is that way? You know, it's kept very fair. People

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Speaker 1: get very serious about this burger bash when I want

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Speaker 1: people were really if they were that were mad that

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Speaker 1: I want. And I actually no one who asked for

743
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Speaker 1: a recon out someone someone who said we're supposed to

744
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: be my friend, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. That's so negative sometimes.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm kind of excited now. So Katielee

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Speaker 1: and are going to be together for Rooftop Rose the

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Speaker 1: event on Sunday, and we're gonna be drinking rose and

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Speaker 1: then we have another food thing to do after that,

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Speaker 1: which is just a waste because I won't even remember it.

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Speaker 1: You know, We're going to be drunk a demo after

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Speaker 1: I've had rose for three hours. Yeah, this is not good. Dear,

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00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: Are you gonna have like the drinking sweats? Not? Well,

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00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: you're going to meet sts tonight, that's for sure. I'm

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00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: gonna have meat oozing out of my pores. Definitely where sweatpants.

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00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: We're an elastic waste and you know me, I've got

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00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: to dress it up, sister. Alright, well, Katie, thank you

757
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Speaker 1: for a waking up to help me out with us.

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00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: And so if I need to use a spit bucket,

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00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: I will use the spit bucket if need be. I

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Speaker 1: I think in your case it's okay. You know nobody.

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Speaker 1: So here's my problem. Like when I'm judging judging tonight,

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Speaker 1: I know that one chef, uh you know PJ who's

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Speaker 1: the chef at the Spaniard. He's a friend. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know his burgers. I'm gonna know it

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Speaker 1: if I'm eating it. So I'm gonna go, well, you

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Speaker 1: know if you give him the next remark because your progative.

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Speaker 1: All right, Katilie, thank you. Have a wonderful, wonderful weekend

768
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: at the the Wine and Food Festival. Yeah yeah, great

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Speaker 1: burgers have come out of the burger bashelves. You turned

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Speaker 1: me on to the one with the bacon jam in it,

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Speaker 1: the burger and barrel. That's the burger bass winner. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that chef is he's in tonight to and I

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Speaker 1: know that Uncle Johnny loves that bacon jam, right, Uncle Johnny,

774
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 1: that's one of my favorites. I know bacon jam sounds

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00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: like a novelty song from the nineties. It is bacon judy,

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Speaker 1: do the bag have you? Have you ever had bacon jam? No,

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Speaker 1: you'll never eat anything ever for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 1: Is it bacon pieces and jam? Yeah? Bacon flavor. It's

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Speaker 1: a smoky bacon flavor and it's got a little sweetness

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Speaker 1: to it. What's that straight, Nate? Speaking of food, we're

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Speaker 1: a month away from our stuff off. That's right. You

782
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: guys always have a problem with the stuff off. I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm helping judge this year. I forgot to tell you that.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I always leave crying. What's stuff? Okay, Uncle Johnny.

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00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: Every year we each do our stuffing or Thanksgiving dressing.

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Speaker 1: That yah. Yeah, And Bobby Flay usually is the judge,

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Speaker 1: and I usually win and he usually says me, don't

788
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Speaker 1: usually win. Kathleen won one year, cheated, cheated, they cheated,

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00:41:53,640 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: they cheated last year? Usually win? His head Usually, what's that, Kathleen?

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to win again this year. It's going

791
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: to feel so good this year. There's more on the line, apparently,

792
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 1: there's hold on, there's our cash product. Yeah, I'm going

793
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: home with that cash. I've already spent my well thanks

794
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: to our friends at butter Ball stumping in or out, Honey,

795
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: this business we love A sponsored contest helped judge this year.

796
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: Instead of thank you, whilere we bringing to Bobby Flay

797
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: if you're going to ruin it, we don't need him

798
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: these old news. That's not nice. You know I love you.

799
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: You know I love you deep down somewhere down there.

800
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: What are you doing putting on makeup? Dude? I overslept

801
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: again today, second day in a row, and I don't

802
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: know what's going on. And I didn't have time to

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00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: do my makeup. May I going on a limb and

804
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: to say something about you without makeup? I think you

805
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: look fantastic without makeup. Yeah, and I can tell you

806
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: don't have my cup because I'm used to you with makeup.

807
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: But to me, it's like raw real Bethany, not terrible, No,

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00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: not at all. No, no, no, there's nothing terrible about

809
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: at all. I tell her all the time, she looks

810
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: beautiful no matter what she does. She doesn't listen to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't uncle Johnny without makeup that's that's a terror.

812
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: But this is Bobby Brown. Yeah, you've got Bobby Brown macup.

813
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: You put makeup on this morning. Uncle Johnny photographs. You

814
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: got the paparazzi downstairs. Uncle Johnny's cocktail is the Friday

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Speaker 1: of the thirteenth cocktail. It really has nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with Friday the thirteenth. It's just so happens. It's the

817
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: cocktail he's serving on Friday the thirteen, so he's calling

818
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: it Friday the thirteenth cocktail. Yeah, it's got bananas, it's

819
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: got chocolate, it's got coconut. That's all we know those are.

820
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: And that's a wonderful combination. Yes, maybe one of my favorites.

821
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Speaker 1: So Uncle Johnny's back, He's going to have his cocktail

822
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Speaker 1: rolling a little bit. We have pink on in less

823
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Speaker 1: than an hour. Fantastic. If you could put your brush

824
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Speaker 1: down for just a moment and do the headlines. No

825
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: one ever said to David, has never told you, can

826
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Speaker 1: you move your makeup mirror and do the news, David.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they have, who knows, I don't know. Lots of

828
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Speaker 1: going on in the headline. Let's start with Northern California.

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Speaker 1: The story just it's sad Sad Sa said, but the

830
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: stories are continuing. When with Puerto Rico and stories, these

831
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: are stories that are just ongoing and they're just very sad.

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Speaker 1: What do you have going on? Okay, so let's start

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00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: in northern California. That death toll is now at at

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Speaker 1: least thirty one and these firefighters cannot seem to catch

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Speaker 1: a break. More wind gusts are expected today and um

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Speaker 1: new hotspots are likely. Millions of people, even outside the

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Speaker 1: fire zone, are being affected by the poor air quality UM.

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Speaker 1: President Trump will officially announced today he plans to de

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Speaker 1: certify the run Nuclear Deal. The agreement was originally signed

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Speaker 1: in If you see the hashtag women boycott Twitter today,

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Speaker 1: and men are boycotting Twitter today in protests. You know

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Speaker 1: what rule I wish Twitter would change. Is this. They

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Speaker 1: And that's part of this protest. It's it's uh, it's

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Speaker 1: and so I've seen incredibly abusive tweets that were deemed okay.

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Speaker 1: So it's um, we've been the victim of some of you.

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Speaker 1: can we talk about makeup again? See now that Bethany

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Speaker 1: has her makeup on and I missed the Bethany without makeup.

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, I know that underneath the makeup you're

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Speaker 1: still Bethany. And it's not like you put on an

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Speaker 1: inch of it. I mean, you put a foundation. Nothing

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Speaker 1: on my eyes right now, it's very very light. It's

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Speaker 1: not exactly so. So so you're gonna spend the next

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Speaker 1: like three hours adding to what you've put on already. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I love it when women go without makeup. I

895
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Speaker 1: just have That's one of my insecurities is you know

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Speaker 1: what I look like without makeup because I have blonde eyelashes,

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Speaker 1: so my eyelashes my eyes disappear, and I have some

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Speaker 1: acne scars, and so it's just you know, okay, well

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Speaker 1: so look, it's it's an individual thing, and you know,

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Speaker 1: do what do as you wish, and you should. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's what we have to say about It should mean

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Speaker 1: nothing to you, but it is nice to hear that

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Speaker 1: I don't look like an ogre. You don't know that

904
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Speaker 1: makes up? Okay, if we can, you wouldn't exaggerate in

905
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Speaker 1: a million years. Is the best thing ever. I just

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Speaker 1: want girls women. I just you don't believe that guys

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Speaker 1: like or prefer you without makeup or women prefer you

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Speaker 1: without makeup. I just I don't want you to ever

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Speaker 1: think that. I don't want you to. I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to live your life thinking what other people like

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Speaker 1: or not like is what matters. That's all I'm saying, right, no,

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Speaker 1: and thank you. That's that's a really good point. I

913
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Speaker 1: think it's it's my own stuff. Like I've never had

914
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Speaker 1: a guy say to me like, oh gosh, you're ugly.

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Speaker 1: That's never happened, thank goodness. But I think it's just

916
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Speaker 1: my own thing because I know that I I just

917
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: feel more confident if I have makeup on. But but

918
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Speaker 1: I like it when women don't wear it. I think,

919
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: like there have been days that Danielle comes in without

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00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: makeup until its beautiful. You're very kind, So I think

921
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Speaker 1: it's just something we have to work on. Nate and

922
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Speaker 1: I we're talking about this yesterday. Your point was sort

923
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Speaker 1: of what I just said, right, It was simply I think,

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Speaker 1: especially people in relationships, I don't think the woman necessarily

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Speaker 1: believes all of the time that she looks good without makeup.

926
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Speaker 1: But I think as a guy, I know I prefer it. Yeah,

927
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Speaker 1: it's tough because we see both sides of it, like,

928
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Speaker 1: we see you say that, but then we also see

929
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Speaker 1: if a woman is walking down the street and she's

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Speaker 1: got on a lot of makeup and she's all pulled

931
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Speaker 1: together and she looks amazing, you look twice at her too,

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Speaker 1: So then it's like, well, what do you write? What

933
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Speaker 1: mecessary or you see there was the video that that

934
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Speaker 1: woman posted where it was her without makeup and then

935
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Speaker 1: her with makeup, and she posted all of the user

936
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Speaker 1: comments that people said both ways, and she wasn't wearing makeup.

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Speaker 1: People posted like, you're so ugly, you have so much acne,

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Speaker 1: and then when she put on makeup, people were saying,

939
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Speaker 1: you're fake. Why are you lying to us? Hey, froggy, Uh,

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Speaker 1: Lisa your wife, Lisa with or without makeup? You know,

941
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Speaker 1: I like both, But I'll tell you the other day

942
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Speaker 1: she I came home from work, she had makeup, and

943
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Speaker 1: she's like, oh, hey, I put makeup on today so

944
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Speaker 1: you didn't have to see me without it. And I'm like,

945
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Speaker 1: this is the bottom line when you don't wear makeup.

946
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Speaker 1: Because when I spent to night over there during the hurricane,

947
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Speaker 1: and we woke up, and of course I woke up,

948
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Speaker 1: you know, next to your wife. You know, we woke

949
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Speaker 1: up and you know I was living in your house

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Speaker 1: with a non made up Lisa walk right out of

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Speaker 1: the bedroom and her hair was still wet from taking

952
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Speaker 1: a shower in the shampoo. And you know me, I

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Speaker 1: love women's hair after they've shampooed. I love that es

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Speaker 1: freshly shampoo smell thing. And you know what, Look, I'm

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Speaker 1: a gay guy, so I get I'm maybe I look

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Speaker 1: at you differently. I don't. I don't know if that's

957
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Speaker 1: the answer, But I don't know. You witherr without makeup.

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Speaker 1: To me, it's you're the same person. I will tell

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00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: you though, Bethany, when you put on your bright red lipstick,

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Speaker 1: you are a little sassy. I do get sassy. Do

961
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: you feel sassy bright red lipstick? I feel that way

962
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: too when I put on bright. To me, you with

963
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Speaker 1: makeup is one thing, But red lipstick to me, isn't makeup.

964
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: That's that's like over and beyond. That's an accessory. So

965
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: there you go. Like Frog, Scary says he has this

966
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: argument with his girlfriend all the time, as I mean,

967
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: for very little to none, and she spends hours hours

968
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Speaker 1: sitting there. She has like seventeen products laid out and

969
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on here? Well? Whatever, you know,

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Speaker 1: it is whatever. At the end of the day, I'm

971
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Speaker 1: sorry what you say. She's getting for a Broadway show,

972
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Speaker 1: you know, with with the mirror and the lights around

973
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Speaker 1: the mirror and the stuff and this in the close

974
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Speaker 1: ups and and I'm like, I know, but it goes

975
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Speaker 1: back to this, which is scary. You're scary. It goes

976
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: back to this. And this was an argument we had

977
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Speaker 1: with you years ago. If a woman is walking down

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Speaker 1: the street and she's all made up and she's got

979
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Speaker 1: a beautiful, beautiful dress on or whatever skirt or whatever

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Speaker 1: she's wearing, you need to stop and think she did

981
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Speaker 1: that for her first. Yeah, you are secondary, or even

982
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Speaker 1: if you're not, you may not even be a thought

983
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 1: and that and that's the same for your girlfriend. And

984
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Speaker 1: that's why I got to be careful about intervening, and

985
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Speaker 1: why you're on the radio almost a little lady wants

986
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Speaker 1: you to look at her a little lady. My favorite

987
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: times at home or when I feel like total crap

988
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: and I'll come in and I'm like, oh, not made

989
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: up and I'm running to the grocery store and everything,

990
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: and my husband will go why you look so cute,

991
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what hold on, let me look around

992
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: see who else came in behind me. Because it makes

993
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: you feel good because they you know, he's like, here

994
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: are you running your errands? And you know your hair's

995
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: all messy, you got no makeup on. Some part of

996
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: it is to like make up for me is fun

997
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,439
Speaker 1: to do, Like it's an art form. It's it's fun

998
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: to see that transition. It's it's just fun to do it.

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00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: I love putting my hair on, and my Bobby Brown

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00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny much better. Uncle Johnny puts on his hairpiece

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00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 1: every day. I look in the morning and I look

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00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: at Amernick, Oh my god, who's that old man? But

1003
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 1: then you put on your hairpiece, You're like, oh my god,

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00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: look at that hot stuff. I don't even have to

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00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: wear glasses. I wear at the cover of the eyes.

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00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: We have cocktails with Uncle Johnny coming up in a second.

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Speaker 1: We have got to do your phone tap? Shall we

1008
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: do your phone tip? Do your phone tip? Here we

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Speaker 1: go Elvis duran the Elvis Durant phone tap and is

1010
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Speaker 1: indeed a phone tap tag team. It's Danielle and Scary.

1011
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: Which one of you is going to set it up.

1012
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to set it up, all right. So Angela

1013
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: emailed us and wants to play a phone tap on

1014
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: her roommate Christine. The two of them just moved out

1015
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Speaker 1: of an apartment and they're patiently waiting for their deposit check.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to stand in the way of that,

1017
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Speaker 1: and then Scary he's going to jump in later as

1018
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: the office manager. All right, see what happens in our

1019
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: tag team phone tap. Let's listen in, Christine. This is

1020
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 1: Nicole Miley. I'm calling you from the Laurel. How are

1021
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: you this morning? Good? How are you good? I know

1022
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Speaker 1: you're waiting for a check for a little over nine

1023
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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I'm just calling to let you know that

1024
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 1: you will probably not be receiving that check. Why they're

1025
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,479
Speaker 1: complaining that there's mold on the wall in the master

1026
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Speaker 1: bedroom and so we did some investigating and it appears

1027
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Speaker 1: that it's because of dog your nation. I have a

1028
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: girl dog, first of all, and that would not be

1029
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Speaker 1: possible because you have to lift up her leg to

1030
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Speaker 1: do that and that's not how girl dogs pea. Well, unfortunately, um,

1031
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Speaker 1: the PA is from a dog and the only dog

1032
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Speaker 1: that lived in that room was your dog. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Just because you can't let your dog pe outside, that's

1034
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Speaker 1: not my problem. I just want to see the paper

1035
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Speaker 1: works that you have that confirms that it is in

1036
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Speaker 1: fact my dog, and the scientific evidence that you would

1037
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Speaker 1: have that it is dog here in and I would

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Speaker 1: like it mailed to me. Who are you to tell

1039
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Speaker 1: me to send you anything in the mail because you

1040
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Speaker 1: are withholding my me that belongs to me and now

1041
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Speaker 1: you are revoking. So I want to see the evidence

1042
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Speaker 1: that confirms that the money does not belong to me. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: can you hold on one second please? I am so

1044
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Speaker 1: done with this conversation this stupid bitch. Do you hear

1045
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: that she is crazy? Oh my god, seriously this lady,

1046
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Speaker 1: these dog owners are all nut. She probably dresses her

1047
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: dog up in like tutus and stuff. Hello, you know what,

1048
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: I want to speak to your manager for your rude

1049
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: attitude towards me and calling me stupid and a bit.

1050
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I never called you stupid

1051
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: and a bit. Yes you did, and I'm gonna speak

1052
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 1: to your manager about that. That is rude and uncalled for. Now,

1053
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 1: let me speak to your manager about your rude attitude

1054
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,919
Speaker 1: towards me, or I'm gonna follow arrest and charge against you. Okay,

1055
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: hold on, I'll get my manager for you. Hold on, Hello,

1056
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: this is John. Why is my employee in and up

1057
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: war over here? Well, first of all, she was very

1058
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: rude to me. Something you must have said had to

1059
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: have gotten her cursed at her. I did not curse

1060
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: at her, Yes she did. She called me a bit.

1061
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: You called her a bit? Oh my god, Christine. What

1062
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: it comes down to is our word against yours. As

1063
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, we should be billing you. You can't.

1064
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,959
Speaker 1: Everything said and done. Now, do you have a credit

1065
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 1: card on file? I'm gonna make a three charged to

1066
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: your credit card this afternoon. How does that sound? No,

1067
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm not paying rander dollars unless I see the paperwork

1068
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: and you can prove to me that it's my dollar.

1069
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: Just put it under the heading processing fee. You can't

1070
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: just charge me for something that you haven't even sent

1071
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: me a bill with. You guys said that you were

1072
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,279
Speaker 1: going to credit my account, and now you're telling me

1073
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: that you're going to just charge me. Obviously you have

1074
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,839
Speaker 1: a personal vendetta against Nicole. No, I don't. I'm trying

1075
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: to take care of this amlicabool with you, and you

1076
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: guys are refusing to provide me simple paperwork. We are

1077
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: going green in this office. Okay, so paper is a

1078
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: hot commodity around here. I want a copy of the

1079
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: paperwork Reregger's in this office. You cannot charge my card.

1080
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: I have no bill. You know, you're getting a little

1081
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 1: loud and a little testy with me, and I don't

1082
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: appreciate you not getting loud. I do not trust you.

1083
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: Guys told me that you were going to be giving

1084
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: me a refund. I told you, Are you for real?

1085
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: This is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

1086
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: and you just got phone taps. Oh don't do that

1087
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: to me. My dad's calling the apartment complex and I'm

1088
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: scary Jones. It's all Angela's fault. Come on, I love you.

1089
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys did that to me. I

1090
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: don't get it. She is a great example of someone

1091
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: on these phone taps. It just sits there and kind

1092
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: of just takes it. If I was I would have

1093
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: slammed the phone down on you. I think when you

1094
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: don't know if it's real or not, and you're like

1095
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: like what it's so unbelievable. All right, great job, tag team.

1096
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: If you have an idea for a phone tap someone

1097
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: you know his phone tap able, let us know. Go

1098
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: to Elvis Durand a conference tap tap was prerecorded with

1099
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: permission granted by All Party Space. Elvie Sturan phone tab

1100
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: were on Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Hey, what's up?

1101
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: Is that Sharon with Elvis Duran in the Morning show

1102
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: and his Elvis Why? Thank you? And Sharon will be

1103
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: a jingle ball. This year's jingle ball is out of control.

1104
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: He may duet with his tourmate Taylor Swift. You never know. Yeah,

1105
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: that's right. Jingle Ball is already wearing me out. I

1106
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: have everyone asking for tickets. You look. In a perfect world,

1107
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: I would have stacks and stacks here. I love you

1108
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: his ten tickets, Yeah, we don't have any. My favorite

1109
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: is the people that come out like I sat in

1110
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: back of you, two rows behind you in chemistry. Do

1111
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: you remember me? I had black hair and green eyes

1112
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: over and let this printer that I have into my butt,

1113
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: let it just print the tickets right out right. I

1114
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: have my ticket my butt printer. It's funny because I'm

1115
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: not being from here, I don't have classmates and you know,

1116
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: extended family who's reaching out. So I know this is

1117
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: a good lineup this year because people are reaching out

1118
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: to me and I we need to tell people, like

1119
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: every ticket that is printed is already a lotted Yes,

1120
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: someone has it already. Hold on, these tickets just fell

1121
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: out of my anus. Let me hand these two tickets.

1122
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: But I will tell you we have reserved a lot

1123
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: of tickets to give away, you know, as we always

1124
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 1: give them away. So find a jingle ball and go

1125
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: to it. Find a way to get in. Uncle Johnny

1126
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: is here. Good morning, Uncle Johnny. Hello, l two stories.

1127
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: So great tea, uh so so. Uncle Johnny had the blender.

1128
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: He was getting ready to come and make his blender drinks,

1129
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: and so great Tea generously offered to help write what

1130
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: I said, Uncle Johnny, I'll be here. I'll can help

1131
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 1: you out. And Uncle Johnny goes, I don't need any help.

1132
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing from eight years all right. He's just trying

1133
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 1: to help you out. No help, I mean doing it

1134
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: all right. Well, then carry you damn bone. You know.

1135
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: So we were talking about how old we are versus

1136
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: how young we are. Uncle Johnny and his friend Richard

1137
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: Bell when they get on the subway. Yes, you guys

1138
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: will be on the subway car with like a dozen

1139
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: other people and there's a couple of don cut subway

1140
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: casts flow and we look around and ch It looks

1141
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: at me and goes, Johnny, we're the oldest ones on here.

1142
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: And I look around and I'm going, will you stop that?

1143
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: I don't think of it that way. Of course you don't.

1144
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: I'm standing there with a little tight pants and at

1145
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 1: all you're wearing, you're justin bieber sneakers. I know, Uncle Johnny,

1146
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: so I mean, Uncle Johnny is a prime example of

1147
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: age is a state of mind. It just truly is like,

1148
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm the second oldest in this room,

1149
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: but I do feel like I act much younger than

1150
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: several people in this room. Yes you do, Greg to

1151
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: as an example, Yes, you're like an old grandfather. Yes,

1152
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: yes you are. I'm twenty four years old. Yeah, I

1153
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: just did a keke stand yesterday. Okay, don't do you

1154
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: guys agree? You know you don't disagree if you want,

1155
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: I act younger than great to the front board totally.

1156
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: As far as having fun in life and like letting

1157
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: things go and I don't know. I'll have you. I'll

1158
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 1: have a farting contest with you right now. That's pretty young.

1159
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm a parting contest. Word is this? Is this what

1160
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: we need to do to prove me right? A farting contest?

1161
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: Bet that you should bet that he'd be in the

1162
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: farting contest. Don't know? I hate that. I won't talk

1163
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: about it. No, no, no that. I won't even say

1164
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: the word fart, No say the word farty, fart. I

1165
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: won't come on, I refuse. It's a swear word. I

1166
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: can't say it. Fart is a swear word. I won't say. No,

1167
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: I won't know. I don't. You don't get pregnant because

1168
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: let me tell you, by the way, pregnant is a

1169
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 1: swear word. I don't even talk about it. All right,

1170
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: So Uncle Johnny is about to make his clacktail. What

1171
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: do you What are you making today, uncle Johnny? I'm

1172
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: making your bridey the thirteenth cocktail, which is a chocolate

1173
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: coconut banana colada. Okay, alright, May I have my songs

1174
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: coconut sons coconut alright? Alright, So you don't help, don't

1175
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: help because Johnny's been doing it. How wait, Johnny, how

1176
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: many blenders did you have coming? Johnny? How many blenders

1177
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: did you have going at once? I wished to have

1178
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: thirty eight drinks in about six minutes. That's so amazing.

1179
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: How much can we pay you? Like, if we gave

1180
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: you a hundred dollars, would you say? What would it take?

1181
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 1: Come on? You would do that? If you gave me

1182
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars, I would say it. Who's going to give?

1183
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,640
Speaker 1: By the way, that's a waste of mine. Hold. I

1184
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: will give you a hundred dollars right now. Okay, okay,

1185
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 1: but we have to set it up. You can't just

1186
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: let it go. You can't just go fart and it's

1187
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: over with. This is to be like a grand Yeah. Wait,

1188
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: get out your mark a mixture. That's a real hundred.

1189
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 1: It's got to use it as sentence. You can't just

1190
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: like say the word. You have to put it in

1191
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 1: a nice guys, this is and you can't go quick.

1192
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: You gotta gotta have to linger it is. You have

1193
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,479
Speaker 1: to give us. You have to give us a hundred

1194
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 1: dollars worth of far Let me hold it, Let me

1195
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 1: hold it up to the light. So I know it's

1196
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: not counter That's what I said. He just made that

1197
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 1: I need I need a fanfare. Are you gonna buy,

1198
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: Bethany what you gonna buy with my dignity back? Okay?

1199
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 1: Bethany refuses to say the word fart allowed. Held on,

1200
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 1: We've got a blender going. You want to blend for

1201
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: a second. Do you want to far before or make

1202
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: sure the blender isn't a while she's saying the word, Hey, Bettany, Bettany,

1203
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: it's just cash, and you don't have to say it.

1204
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 1: You know that I'm gonna say it. Why are you

1205
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 1: going to say it for a hundred dollars? Because it's

1206
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars, you're not asking it to take a

1207
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: cloth off. I hope someone is getting the hundred dollars

1208
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: a true he deserves it, of course they are. Who

1209
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to give it to Seating America.

1210
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. We're making a drink. This

1211
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: is the craziest morning show ever. Someone's about to say

1212
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 1: far for us and we're making cocktails. Good morning. It

1213
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: must be eight am, Uncle Johnny, how's it coming along

1214
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 1: over there? It's I'm flatting? Well okay, so uncle Johnny's

1215
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: making a cocktail. We're just giving Bethany a chance to

1216
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 1: rethink this whole thing. So you're gonna donate a hundred

1217
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: dollars defeating America by saying the word far. I want

1218
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: to know why it's going to hang up for you?

1219
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: Don't We didn't. We didn't ever say that word growing up.

1220
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 1: It wasn't a thing we talked about in my house.

1221
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: Should we get your mom want to fall it? We don't.

1222
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: Don't call it. It doesn't exist, like the only time

1223
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: so I can't hear you, I'm I'm sorry? What's that?

1224
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: The only time we talked about it is if we

1225
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: were sick, and then my dad would call them poofers,

1226
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: hoofersstof Are you getting nervous? You look like your your

1227
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: palms are sweaty because you're about to say the effort?

1228
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: Are you writing down the word? No, you know how

1229
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: to say it right? Yes? Do you know what sentence

1230
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 1: you're going to use it in? No? No, she's just

1231
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 1: gonna say the word, Uncle, Johnny. Can you call her mom?

1232
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: I want her mom to hear this. Mom, Uncle Johnny.

1233
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen. Your Mom's gonna laugh she's

1234
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: gonna chuckle. We just didn't talk of it. Here's my

1235
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: favorite thing. So, Elvis, what did you do on your

1236
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 1: show this morning? Well, we pay Bethany a hundred dollars

1237
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: to say the word fart. Well, Uncle Johnny was a

1238
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: frozen cocktail. It's yeah, we we just we and it grows.

1239
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: It's just gross. I don't like to think about it.

1240
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 1: A lot of people agree with you. There are a

1241
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: lot of people who don't like it at all. And

1242
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: your dad said, poofer, poofer, but only if we were

1243
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 1: sick and had like intestinal distress. Hoofer. I didn't even know.

1244
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 1: I love this text here, what's that? I'm with you? Bethany?

1245
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: Girls don't say the effort. Why don't they fart until

1246
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: they're married? Because they don't have a holes until then.

1247
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 1: That's not that's not nice. Are you okay? We have

1248
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 1: your mom on the phone. Do you have any idea

1249
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: what we're doing here? Of Bethany's mom? Hi? What is this?

1250
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: You're I'm listening to work? Yeah, this isn't good. Your

1251
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: daughter doesn't like to use the F word, as in,

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01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: you know, passing gas that rhymes with art. And she

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01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 1: said that the only time you guys used it in

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01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 1: your house is when you said the word poofer. That's right.

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01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: But your daughter is about to sell out, and she's

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01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: going to say the word on our show, and she's

1257
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: going to take the money she earns and she's going

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01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 1: to donate it to Feeding Feeding America. Then go for it.

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01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: If you're going to use it for a good cause,

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01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 1: for it. Now, do you ever use the effort? Mom?

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01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 1: Try not to, but you've let one slip every once

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01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: in a while. I'm sure you If you have a

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01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: good fiber diet, you should thank you. Now, Okay, Bethany,

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01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: Does it make it worse that your beautiful, wonderful mom

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01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 1: is listening in while you say it? No, it actually

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01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 1: makes me feel better because I feel like I'm being

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01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: held like held up. I think, you know. I think

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01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: it's a big cause there's so much a world time.

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Speaker 1: I think, hold for it. I'm Mama Watson. Here's Uncle Johnny,

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01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: your husband. All right, well, all right, Mama Watson, you're

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Speaker 1: here for the whole thing. Your daughter, Bethany is about

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01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 1: to say fart on national radio, actually international radio, a

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Speaker 1: sentence in a sentence. I thought it was just the word. No.

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01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: She's got to do it in a sentence. Okay, what's

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01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: the most difficult way for you to do it? Do

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01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: it that way. You have to ramp up to it. Okay,

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01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: ramp up for your fart, all right, I'm ramping up

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01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: to it, all right, Mama Watson. Listen in while you

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01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: do that. Uncle Johnny's pouring cocktails. Can do it. We

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01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 1: call it a Friday and now it's all it's all

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01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: be nice and quiet so we can hear every every

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01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: nuance of the word. Um William Shakespeare was trying to

1283
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: pen his favorite sonnet, but he got distracted when he

1284
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: let out a fart. No, you didn't in the middle

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01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:34,760
Speaker 1: of it, you said, art. Even your mom agrees that

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01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: you you kind of cheated in that position. Did you

1287
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 1: feel I feel like that, you know, really classy with

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01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:48,719
Speaker 1: classy classy while gassy? Thank you? All right, we're gonna

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01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: try it again again. What if you used it like

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01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 1: past himps, like I ruined the date because I farted? Okay, okay,

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01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: that one doesn't count said it was a pause? Okay,

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01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, here we go. Okay, just on the fart,

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01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: that's all right. One three, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 1: That thing like nothing in the world. Where's my hundred dollars?

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01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,560
Speaker 1: One hundred dollars to Feeding America? And now we have

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01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 1: it on take forever and ever and ever, and I'm

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01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 1: there you go. I'm going to match your one hundred dollars. Alright,

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01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,600
Speaker 1: Bethany's mom, Mama Watson, we love you? And are you?

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01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,679
Speaker 1: Where are you driving off to so early in the morning?

1300
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 1: What's up with you? I'm going to work more normal?

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01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 1: Well we are too, are you? Are you? Are you

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01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 1: mocking our current? Your choice? It seems normal to me.

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01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I questioned it every day. Mom. All right, mama,

1304
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 1: we love you. Have a great weekend. Okay, love your mama.

1305
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: You're never going to live that down. That was awesome.

1306
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,560
Speaker 1: It was awesome because you know, two hundred dollars just

1307
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: went to Feeding America. You know what, tell you what?

1308
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: If you want to show Bethany how proud you are,

1309
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 1: please go to Feeding America dot org slash Elvis and

1310
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: donate whatever you can. It could be a dollar, five dollars,

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01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 1: ten dollars, a hundred dollars. We're talking fart money there.

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01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 1: Please feel free. We'd appreciate it. That's Feeding America dot

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01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 1: org Slash. Elvis, we're running really late. I do believe

1314
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 1: we have to talk to Pink. I think Pink's gonna

1315
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: come in here after all this a conversation with Pink.

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01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 1: Coming up next is a go to radio host. He's

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01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,479
Speaker 1: a delight Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So if

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01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:08,120
Speaker 1: you're like me and like a little naughty, crazy fun

1319
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: with your friends, go get the telestrations after Dark board game.

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01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,560
Speaker 1: We love playing this game and you're gonna love it.

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01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,200
Speaker 1: To buy it today at Target Toys or Ross, Barnes

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01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 1: and Noble or wherever you buy board games. Elvis Duran

1323
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Everybody is talking about Pink. Pink

1324
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 1: is the stage name of a rock star who often

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01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 1: performs far above the stage. Alicia Moore, who we know

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01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 1: and love, has pink Ladies and gentlemen. Here is Pink

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01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: Roca protester and feminist chon the title she loves even

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01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 1: more A wife and mom. Do you see me growing

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01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 1: my hair? So no, mama, I said, Do you see

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01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,560
Speaker 1: me changing my body? No, Mama. Do you see me

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01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 1: changing the way I present myself to the world? No, Mama.

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01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,799
Speaker 1: Do you see me selling out arenas all over the world? Yes? Mama.

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01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome. I think we should talk

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01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: to Pink. Hey, come on in. You know the last

1335
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: time you were here, you were breastfeeding here, Yes, while

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01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: talking to you. No, I was breastfeeding on you. No, No,

1337
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 1: I think it was what your was that two thousand twelve?

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01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 1: Was I just sitting here breastfeeding? No time, you got

1339
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: to just breastfeed, you do that. I'm just wondering, there's

1340
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:47,519
Speaker 1: nothing to be ashamed about nourishment. Let hey, what a

1341
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 1: day giving birth to a child versus giving birth to

1342
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,200
Speaker 1: an album? What do they have in common? I wasn't

1343
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 1: nervous giving birth to a child. I was in shock

1344
01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 1: and in pain. I remember that. Yeah, right, please? And

1345
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:04,639
Speaker 1: but Carrie got a lot of rest. Yeah. He was like, babe,

1346
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,719
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna lay down for a while. I'm like, really,

1347
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,720
Speaker 1: no problem. You go over there and sit down. Yeah,

1348
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:14,960
Speaker 1: you must be exhausted, yea. In raising your two kids,

1349
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 1: do you find that you look at Ember one get

1350
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: if you're assid help me? I mean he's so good, Yeah,

1351
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 1: he's he's such a good dad. He does the morning

1352
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 1: So I'm not I can't actually put words together before

1353
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,680
Speaker 1: coffee right, so he kind of he really shows up.

1354
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,640
Speaker 1: He'll get them out of the house. If I have

1355
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,720
Speaker 1: one moment to sleep, he'll take him to breakfast. He

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01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 1: takes Willow BMX racing on Friday nights. He's awesome. I

1357
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:38,640
Speaker 1: don't even know where to start here. Can we talk

1358
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 1: about Well, beautiful Trauma is out today, We're gonna talk

1359
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 1: about that. We're gonna talk about the incredible people you

1360
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,679
Speaker 1: collaborated with and worked with to make this thing happen.

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01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:49,559
Speaker 1: Even though you wrote everything, you wrote it all, I'm

1362
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:52,560
Speaker 1: a collaborator. Yeah, let's talk about how you were on

1363
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 1: CBS Sunday Morning, which is the best show on TV. Yeah,

1364
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 1: so many people are like I saw you. I'm like,

1365
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 1: really a lot of people watching. What's It's the best,

1366
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,439
Speaker 1: like relaxing, nice morning show. They because they give you

1367
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,400
Speaker 1: a lot of time. You have a lot of time

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01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:09,600
Speaker 1: to sort of tell your story. Yeah, yes, I loved it.

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01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live, Tomorrow Night. Yeah, I'm surprised you're here

1370
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: because they usually put you in lockdown on SNL. It's

1371
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 1: been so long I forget. Yeah, I think it's been

1372
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: what twelve years since I was on SNL. You were

1373
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:33,639
Speaker 1: breastfeeding Okay, let's start. Not yet, you don't, asked Danielle.

1374
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 1: But she I get fresh from the utter, if you

1375
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,560
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I was breastfeeding. They made me

1376
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,519
Speaker 1: go in the back and pump and then are Greg

1377
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,080
Speaker 1: Toy the frat boy, drank my breast milk live on air?

1378
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,120
Speaker 1: Did you tell everyone it was sweet? He said it

1379
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: was sweet? Yeah, So Willow has issues like I breastfed

1380
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 1: her for two and a half years and she wasn't

1381
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: done apparently. So when Jamison was born, she looked at

1382
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:56,320
Speaker 1: me and she goes, man, I wish you'd just let

1383
01:14:56,360 --> 01:15:05,200
Speaker 1: me drink from the faucet. Okay, no, um here to

1384
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 1: try this on a spoon And she tried and she goes,

1385
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,400
Speaker 1: it's really not like I remembered. No, I told you.

1386
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 1: It sounds like you have a great relationship with your kids. Yeah,

1387
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 1: I hit the lottery. I'm so grateful as they did

1388
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,559
Speaker 1: with you. Um. So Pink is here by the way,

1389
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:22,160
Speaker 1: if you're just what this is all about. And beautiful

1390
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:26,120
Speaker 1: Trauma released today and with a tour being announces yes

1391
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: it's all happening, and we have the nervous Stretchy's I'm

1392
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 1: watching you and you're like nervous. They starts talking about

1393
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 1: all this stuff that's happening all today, and I start stretching.

1394
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 1: You still get nerves. I might do it downward dogs in.

1395
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: You have the best career I've talked to friends and

1396
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:44,360
Speaker 1: your career, because your career is you. You pop up,

1397
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,679
Speaker 1: you do this amazing album, you go on to everyone

1398
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,360
Speaker 1: loves you, and then you go and you do your thing.

1399
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 1: And then you pop up and you have an amazing album,

1400
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 1: and then you go and do your thing. And you

1401
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 1: have been around and had this successful career doing that.

1402
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 1: Why do you still get nervous because I care? I

1403
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 1: don't know, because I'm a dork. Being a dork is

1404
01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 1: actually a really cool thing. I mean, Bethley is a dork.

1405
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 1: She went to comic con Um. You know what this is.

1406
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: I don't want to speak about you as if you're

1407
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:14,200
Speaker 1: not here, but one of the things I most admire

1408
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,720
Speaker 1: you about you, in addition to your music and now

1409
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,439
Speaker 1: as we're learning being a great parent, is I just

1410
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:23,640
Speaker 1: don't see you out there selling yourself to commercially. I

1411
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 1: don't see you out there having to chase down commercial

1412
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,599
Speaker 1: work and you know, ads for purses and I don't.

1413
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,840
Speaker 1: I don't get hired. I don't self. I mean, no

1414
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:37,639
Speaker 1: one's gonna buy. I think I think you're selling yourself

1415
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,439
Speaker 1: very short on that. But you do. But you're never

1416
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:43,120
Speaker 1: afraid to say what's on your mind. Yeah that's a problem.

1417
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a problem. Why do you think

1418
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,880
Speaker 1: that's a problem. It can be a problem. I remember

1419
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,640
Speaker 1: you came in here after your first album, and I

1420
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 1: remember you sitting here saying, you know what, finally I

1421
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 1: get to say what I want to say. That first

1422
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,640
Speaker 1: album was what they wanted to say. This is what

1423
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 1: I want to say. I mean, I didn't get a

1424
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: lot of chance to write on that first record. I look,

1425
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,160
Speaker 1: I love that. I still listen to some of the

1426
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,720
Speaker 1: songs on the first record. It was an awesome experience.

1427
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,880
Speaker 1: But I wanted to write my own songs. I wanted

1428
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,760
Speaker 1: to do I just wanted to go further. I want.

1429
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:11,080
Speaker 1: I had a lot to say, So I get a

1430
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,120
Speaker 1: lot of I get a lot of crap for that. Actually, um, yeah,

1431
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 1: just that I abandoned R and B music. But if

1432
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,400
Speaker 1: you actually listen to my records I have are I've

1433
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:22,360
Speaker 1: sang R and B my entire career. I still have.

1434
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean, if you listen to the last song on

1435
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,679
Speaker 1: this record, you get my love. It's my biggest attempt

1436
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 1: ever at trying to be one of my heroes Nina Simone.

1437
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 1: And some of the best vocals I'll ever do is

1438
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,160
Speaker 1: singing soul music. So it's in me, it's there, It's

1439
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,559
Speaker 1: on every record. It's just I just needed to speak

1440
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:40,120
Speaker 1: for myself, that's all. And and look who you're working

1441
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:46,639
Speaker 1: with on this album. Well, Jack Antonof and Max Martin Lucky, Well,

1442
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,120
Speaker 1: I know they're so there's such good humans. Everybody I

1443
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,720
Speaker 1: work with such a good person. Like everyone's like Max, yeah,

1444
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:55,840
Speaker 1: the pop guy. I'm like, you have no idea. Max

1445
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:59,840
Speaker 1: is the funniest, most well versed musical person. He's his

1446
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:03,920
Speaker 1: his musical knowledge is so vast and it's so much

1447
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:06,679
Speaker 1: more than just great pop music, which I love pop music.

1448
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:12,280
Speaker 1: I'm I'm unabashedly proud of pop music. So but they're

1449
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 1: super versatile. Jack anton Off is so lovable, Johnny McDade

1450
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: just lovable people. And then there's Eminem and then there's Marshall.

1451
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,960
Speaker 1: You did you did a trap and Marshall, Now, were

1452
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 1: you guys actually in the same studio with you know,

1453
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 1: we weren't even in the same country. Um, I drank

1454
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,600
Speaker 1: a lot of wine and decided that I want a

1455
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:38,640
Speaker 1: rap Grammy and that's what I want. And so that's

1456
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,320
Speaker 1: what happens when you drink a lot of wine. And

1457
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,840
Speaker 1: then we wrote this song and Revenge, and I went

1458
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,760
Speaker 1: home and I drank more wine because that's what you

1459
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: do when you're drinking wine. You think you forget waters

1460
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 1: an option, really, and then I was like, I'm just

1461
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 1: gonna email Marshall. And I emailed him and I was like,

1462
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:57,080
Speaker 1: I love you. You're my favorite. You know I love you.

1463
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,320
Speaker 1: I've always loved you ever since I got your autograph

1464
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,120
Speaker 1: at MTV Award in two thousand and one, and I

1465
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,880
Speaker 1: love they always work with the same people, and like,

1466
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:06,599
Speaker 1: for instance, Rihanna, she's hotter than me, but I'm funnier.

1467
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 1: So you should listen to this song and you should

1468
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,720
Speaker 1: work with me again, because why not. And then he

1469
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:18,759
Speaker 1: wrote back, okay, okay. It was like a carry heart response,

1470
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 1: okay okay. And then four days later I got the

1471
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 1: song back from rand de Janeiro and there it was,

1472
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,200
Speaker 1: and I was. I listened to it and my heart

1473
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:30,800
Speaker 1: exploded with happiness because it's it's fun it's funny. It's

1474
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: a funny song, like it makes me so that's and

1475
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 1: that's my mom's favorite song, which is hilarious. And and

1476
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:38,880
Speaker 1: then I wrote him back. I was like, I love you,

1477
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:41,120
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I'm gonna tackle you and show

1478
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,720
Speaker 1: up your face in the dirt and kiss you on

1479
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 1: the cheeks. See this, this is so interesting. I'll tell

1480
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:51,000
Speaker 1: you why we don't hear the stories behind the songs

1481
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 1: and how they're born and how how they moved from

1482
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:56,120
Speaker 1: point at a point B I mean, Pink, when you

1483
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: went into a studio, like take us into the studio

1484
01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 1: while you were doing some of your tracks for BEAUTIFU Trauma.

1485
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: What is it like to go into a studio with

1486
01:20:03,479 --> 01:20:05,960
Speaker 1: a Max Martin or a Jack Antonov or whoever and

1487
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,960
Speaker 1: just kind of start working together and just just the

1488
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,200
Speaker 1: music just pop up. Yeah, it just sort of happens.

1489
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,720
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, if I go, well, it's

1490
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,280
Speaker 1: it's it's interesting now. It's a lot different now than

1491
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,800
Speaker 1: it used to be. I'll go to Max's studio and

1492
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: I have a baby and a diaper bag and a

1493
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:27,639
Speaker 1: nanny and some food in a box, and we're all prepared.

1494
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:31,320
Speaker 1: I got my pump over here. It's all very responsible.

1495
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 1: And then I go in and I'm like, okay, I'll

1496
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: be back in two hours. And then I go in

1497
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,599
Speaker 1: and I am We hang out and we start writing

1498
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 1: and just start messing around, and it's just a room

1499
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:46,400
Speaker 1: full of instruments and we take breaks and watch Louis

1500
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 1: c k on YouTube, and because we go down that

1501
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,360
Speaker 1: rabbit hole a lot, it's fun rabbit hole. And then

1502
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,120
Speaker 1: a song happens, and then I go, hold on one

1503
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,960
Speaker 1: second before we do first two. I'll be right back,

1504
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:00,760
Speaker 1: and I go and pump and but there's got to

1505
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,680
Speaker 1: be a moment when you come back. You're in there

1506
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:06,640
Speaker 1: working with the collaborative spirit and you're working, working, and

1507
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:09,360
Speaker 1: then there's got to be that aha moment where you

1508
01:21:09,479 --> 01:21:12,000
Speaker 1: both hit it and you're like, this is it. Yeah,

1509
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 1: And that must be just a brilliant moment for an artists,

1510
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:18,560
Speaker 1: a wonderful feeling when you know what you're working on

1511
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,400
Speaker 1: is not awful, because that happens too, where you're in

1512
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,720
Speaker 1: the middle of a song and you're like, I don't

1513
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 1: even want to continue, Let's just start over. Let's just

1514
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 1: start over. This isn't working. But like, whatever you want.

1515
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 1: For instance, um Shellback had this sort of he's drumming

1516
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,600
Speaker 1: on the guitar and he's like no, no, no, no, no, no,

1517
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:39,720
Speaker 1: no no no. I'm like, let's do that. I like that,

1518
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:42,640
Speaker 1: Let's do that. I'm gonna do that. And then you

1519
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:46,599
Speaker 1: start getting the music together and and the pianos down

1520
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 1: and the guitars on and starts punching you in the

1521
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,599
Speaker 1: stomach and you're like, oh, that hurts in a really

1522
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 1: good way. And then there it is. Luisi came, by

1523
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:59,800
Speaker 1: the way, that's the bagged guy. That's my favorite stand

1524
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:01,600
Speaker 1: up routines of all the time. That guy got to

1525
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,160
Speaker 1: fight with me on the road. He said, I got

1526
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 1: a bag? Is the difference between boys and girls? What's

1527
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,320
Speaker 1: he talks about kids and the difference between boys and girls.

1528
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:12,439
Speaker 1: And he's like, a boy, you know, just rip off

1529
01:22:12,479 --> 01:22:14,640
Speaker 1: your arm and throw it in a river, But a

1530
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:20,800
Speaker 1: girl will inside your heart. You don't find it later.

1531
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 1: It's like genocide pretty much it. I would listen to

1532
01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 1: an album of Pink re enacting Luis stand up. So

1533
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,280
Speaker 1: I look back. The first time you ever came to

1534
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 1: see us, I think it was two thousand one. Yes,

1535
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:39,920
Speaker 1: that was a whole different world Golden Age of pop music.

1536
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:41,640
Speaker 1: By the way, I was two thousand one. It was

1537
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:45,120
Speaker 1: very different, right, super different. But there were so many

1538
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:46,800
Speaker 1: and you were a big part of this, So many

1539
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,960
Speaker 1: artists that came onto the scene right around two thousand

1540
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:55,040
Speaker 1: one and started these really successful careers, and I would

1541
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 1: say you were one of the pillars of that. We

1542
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,080
Speaker 1: all sort of slid right in at the end of

1543
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: a sort of an era almost of what recording contracts

1544
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:07,559
Speaker 1: were like, and there was artist development, and there was budgets,

1545
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: and they had catering everywhere you went, and it's just

1546
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,200
Speaker 1: so different now different. Well, people ask me for advice

1547
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:16,519
Speaker 1: for their for their daughters something. I'm like, I have

1548
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,680
Speaker 1: no idea what to tell you now. I mean, I

1549
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:23,760
Speaker 1: would say, go play some shows, get an audience, and

1550
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:28,360
Speaker 1: then do it yourself pretty much on YouTube. But don't

1551
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:30,639
Speaker 1: you kind of love this new frontier, the new way.

1552
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:34,120
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome because you can find music yourself.

1553
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:37,720
Speaker 1: It's not up to a major label to promote and

1554
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:41,479
Speaker 1: hand you a complete package. You can find all these

1555
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:44,760
Speaker 1: different avenues and ways for new music. I love it.

1556
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,880
Speaker 1: I think it's really interesting. Well, what about us over

1557
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 1: a million streams? Number one iTunes. I mean, these are

1558
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,759
Speaker 1: numbers like back in two thousand one, what was the stream?

1559
01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:59,360
Speaker 1: What is this? But now this is one of the

1560
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:03,960
Speaker 1: ways you can gauge you know, how deeply you're impacting things. Yeah,

1561
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:06,360
Speaker 1: it's interesting. That's what I like Twitter for because you

1562
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,240
Speaker 1: can just talk to people instant, instantly. It's just I

1563
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 1: can go on my song dropped fifteen minutes ago, and

1564
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:15,760
Speaker 1: I already know how somebody in New Jersey feels about it.

1565
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,200
Speaker 1: I love that. I think it's interesting that ever bother

1566
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:21,880
Speaker 1: you when you people criticizing your opinions about things or

1567
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:24,200
Speaker 1: your music, or you just let it go. I mean

1568
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't always let it go, but people can say

1569
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: some awful stuff. We always say that we can have

1570
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 1: all these really positive as positive that one crappy person,

1571
01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:40,280
Speaker 1: I'll find it, leave it to me, you can find it. No,

1572
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:41,880
Speaker 1: I can do that at a concert too. I just

1573
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:43,880
Speaker 1: said that the other day. You can have ten thousand

1574
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:47,400
Speaker 1: people or nine thousand people are having a good time

1575
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,720
Speaker 1: and I can spot the one person that was the

1576
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,519
Speaker 1: designated driver that just had to drive his little sister

1577
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:57,160
Speaker 1: and he's just standing there just then crap. I actually

1578
01:24:57,240 --> 01:25:00,439
Speaker 1: called one guy out because he would not smile, and

1579
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:03,920
Speaker 1: I couldn't take my eyes off him. I became obsessed

1580
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,880
Speaker 1: with this guy and I finally walked over to him

1581
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:08,200
Speaker 1: and I go, don't you smile. You will not have

1582
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,800
Speaker 1: a good time tonight. And he was just like I

1583
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:17,400
Speaker 1: saw that. Awesome. You're such a mom. That's such a mom.

1584
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:22,640
Speaker 1: Things like don't you know, don't you do that? You know,

1585
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,840
Speaker 1: people don't realize that when Pink is up on the

1586
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,960
Speaker 1: stage like she was at the I Heart Radio Music Festival,

1587
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:29,679
Speaker 1: you have so many lights on you, you don't really

1588
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:32,839
Speaker 1: see that many individuals. But when you can see an individual,

1589
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,960
Speaker 1: you can actually see them. I thought you're kind of

1590
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:37,040
Speaker 1: blinded on the light up on that stage. Were always

1591
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:39,360
Speaker 1: taping around in circles and stuff. You do it a

1592
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:42,000
Speaker 1: little differently than everyone else. Yeah, that's my favorite part

1593
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:45,000
Speaker 1: is when I'm upside down flying over everybody's heads and

1594
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:48,760
Speaker 1: you can see like an eight year old ago, oh

1595
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 1: my god, or a sixty five year old guy going

1596
01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:58,040
Speaker 1: what And I'm like, that's got to be cool. What

1597
01:25:58,360 --> 01:26:01,479
Speaker 1: I mean, it's obvious. I'm sure the biggest payoffs and

1598
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,519
Speaker 1: being a great mom and having a great family or

1599
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:06,080
Speaker 1: they're there, But what about being an artist. What are

1600
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:08,720
Speaker 1: the biggest payoffs for you, the things that really make

1601
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:11,800
Speaker 1: you go, God, this is awesome what I'm doing for me,

1602
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:15,559
Speaker 1: it's the UM, It's the connection, and it's I've always

1603
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:17,599
Speaker 1: said it's sort of like group therapy because I'm writing

1604
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:23,160
Speaker 1: songs that come from a place of pain or frustration

1605
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:26,800
Speaker 1: or anger or just some real experience I've had in

1606
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,400
Speaker 1: a relationship or just in life with my parents, being

1607
01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:32,720
Speaker 1: a teenager or whatever, and then seeing the impact it

1608
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:36,200
Speaker 1: has on someone else that's going through the same thing.

1609
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,400
Speaker 1: It just it just makes you feel more human, less

1610
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:45,160
Speaker 1: alone for me, and it makes a difference. So it's nice,

1611
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:49,200
Speaker 1: so beautiful trauma. What is the difference between this album

1612
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 1: and your last album in your opinion? Um, it took

1613
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:56,000
Speaker 1: a lot more time to come together. It took years

1614
01:26:56,080 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 1: as opposed to months, and I wrote a lot of material.

1615
01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:04,519
Speaker 1: I wrote over fifty songs and sort of whittled it

1616
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:08,320
Speaker 1: down to well were the others? I know, I threw

1617
01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:12,920
Speaker 1: them into a river. I have like three albums, but

1618
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm just now you can you put them on another?

1619
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,400
Speaker 1: I will? I totally. It was so painful to get

1620
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:25,720
Speaker 1: to move some of the songs out. UM, but it's

1621
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:29,120
Speaker 1: it's all over the place as usual. It's not one

1622
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,920
Speaker 1: sort of I kind of admire like the shots and

1623
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:33,840
Speaker 1: the Jack Johnson's because you can put on a record

1624
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:35,920
Speaker 1: and you know what you're getting and it's like, I'm

1625
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:39,160
Speaker 1: gonna cook dinner down, I'm gonna feel better now, I'm

1626
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:41,040
Speaker 1: gonna feel really calm after I listen to this. And

1627
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:43,840
Speaker 1: mine's mine's more like, oh I feel happy now, Oh

1628
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:48,760
Speaker 1: now we're angry. Now we're dancing, and now we're tired. Um,

1629
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:52,320
Speaker 1: it's a mixed bag, but it's really it's I'm very,

1630
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:55,560
Speaker 1: very very excited to hear how people feel about it.

1631
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:58,639
Speaker 1: All right, well then they need to buy it. Pick

1632
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,639
Speaker 1: it up now. Of course, beautiful Trauma out today. Pink

1633
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,640
Speaker 1: coming to a city near you, so make sure you

1634
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:05,560
Speaker 1: buy tickets to go see her, and of course on

1635
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:08,439
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live Tomorrow night. Thank you so much for

1636
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:21,720
Speaker 1: coming on today. You're just awesome. It's what about What

1637
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:28,920
Speaker 1: about Elvis's personal Instagram account to follow him now at

1638
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:33,000
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. If you

1639
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 1: love having a little naughty, crazy fun with your friends,

1640
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:38,519
Speaker 1: go get the Telestrations After dark board Game This game

1641
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,040
Speaker 1: is so much fun to play. You're gonna love it.

1642
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,599
Speaker 1: Buy it today at Target, Toys, r Us, Barnes and Noble,

1643
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:52,560
Speaker 1: or wherever you buy board games. So I was I

1644
01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:56,360
Speaker 1: was looking at Cosmopolitan dot com as you do, and

1645
01:28:56,479 --> 01:28:59,920
Speaker 1: there's an article out called the eighteen Kinds of Bone.

1646
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:07,479
Speaker 1: There's guy's experience. Okay, well not different kinds that they

1647
01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:10,600
Speaker 1: happen for different reasons. Oh okay, I'm not going to

1648
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:11,960
Speaker 1: read them here, but I just want you to know

1649
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,200
Speaker 1: if you go to cobs onpolitan dot com, that's what's

1650
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 1: waiting for you. What are you doing? I beg your

1651
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,639
Speaker 1: pardoner want I want to see you want to see

1652
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,479
Speaker 1: my artist? I don't, but I want that back. I mean,

1653
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:24,640
Speaker 1: you know, why don't you go on to cobsman politant

1654
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:26,800
Speaker 1: com in archive it? Why do you want to? Because

1655
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:28,760
Speaker 1: I haven't read it? But it is true because you

1656
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,040
Speaker 1: don't look when it comes to uh, you know, male

1657
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:34,640
Speaker 1: versus female and are plumbing and this and that? There

1658
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:38,320
Speaker 1: are some things we will never truly understand fully about

1659
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:41,559
Speaker 1: each other's plumbing. But how could you have eighteen different kinds? Well?

1660
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,960
Speaker 1: Do you go down the last? We have? We have

1661
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:46,240
Speaker 1: lots to get to we have uncle Johnny is going

1662
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:51,400
Speaker 1: to tell his uncle Johnny jokes. We've got sound with Garrett.

1663
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,240
Speaker 1: I've got great tea here because he's he's great tea.

1664
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:58,759
Speaker 1: He needs, he deserves his time on the ready. Hello America. Okay,

1665
01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:00,680
Speaker 1: how do I do that? So I think that you

1666
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:02,599
Speaker 1: we know what it is, So now you just say

1667
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:05,120
Speaker 1: where it comes from? Okay? Like so eighteen kinds of

1668
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:09,040
Speaker 1: Boner's guys experience. I'll give you a few. The p Boner. Yeah,

1669
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:11,400
Speaker 1: it's what when you really really have to pee sometimes,

1670
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:17,280
Speaker 1: the morning Boner. We've all heard of Morning Morning. The

1671
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:20,280
Speaker 1: ghost Boner, the one that just comes along and leaves

1672
01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,519
Speaker 1: like the wind, and there's really nothing you can explain

1673
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:24,560
Speaker 1: why it shows up or why it leaves. We don't know.

1674
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,800
Speaker 1: The Jim Boner. It happens when you're working out. You've

1675
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:32,599
Speaker 1: got compression shorts on. You're working out, there's movement, there's friction.

1676
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:37,599
Speaker 1: The time to consult a physician. Boner, the last more

1677
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:41,280
Speaker 1: than four hours? Yes, uh, the I don't know how

1678
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:45,080
Speaker 1: I should feel. Boner. You're watching something on TV. It

1679
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:47,640
Speaker 1: could be reruns of The Nanny Who Knows, and then

1680
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:49,120
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it just shows up and there's

1681
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:52,719
Speaker 1: really no explanation, and even with friend Dresherd laughing, it stays.

1682
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:58,120
Speaker 1: I feel the I know, Uncle Johnny's been years. The

1683
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 1: the inappropriately timed owner, when it pops up when you

1684
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:03,519
Speaker 1: just don't want it there then, like if you're giving

1685
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 1: a Ted talk, a Ted talk during a Ted talk.

1686
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,800
Speaker 1: The classic boner, well we all know what that. The

1687
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:11,400
Speaker 1: night boner. He shows up when you're ready to go

1688
01:31:11,479 --> 01:31:14,920
Speaker 1: to sleep. You're like, no go, and you can't sleep

1689
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:18,280
Speaker 1: if it happens. There were a few others. The forever boner,

1690
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:23,880
Speaker 1: the legendary boner. What's the forever one? It thinks it

1691
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,639
Speaker 1: just wants to hang out. It never goes away. That's

1692
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:30,280
Speaker 1: the one after viagra, which is different than okay, the

1693
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:33,920
Speaker 1: legendary boner. It's like the one that it's better than

1694
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:37,400
Speaker 1: all the others. It goes on. The sweatpants boner, the

1695
01:31:37,479 --> 01:31:41,519
Speaker 1: sad boner, the public bathroom boner, the denim no boner.

1696
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 1: Question and go to the Cosmopolitan dot com. I'm not

1697
01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:47,640
Speaker 1: gonna tell you anymore. Sweatpants one. What about it? Is?

1698
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,360
Speaker 1: It just it looks like because I don't like guys

1699
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:52,080
Speaker 1: and sweatpants, because it always looks like they have one. Well,

1700
01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:55,719
Speaker 1: because things aren't supported properly in sweatpants typically, and so therefore,

1701
01:31:56,400 --> 01:32:00,280
Speaker 1: you know, these people watching us talk about how can

1702
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:02,960
Speaker 1: every time I talk about something racy people walk in

1703
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:06,400
Speaker 1: and stare at us other from Norway on Norway, Yeah,

1704
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:09,519
Speaker 1: you're from Norway. No way, No one understands bots like

1705
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:13,960
Speaker 1: Norwegians do, or as great Tea says the people from

1706
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:19,360
Speaker 1: the country of Norwegiawa. Yess ever been there? Where would

1707
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:22,479
Speaker 1: Norwegians from? Okay, here we go, moving on the Daniel reports,

1708
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:25,599
Speaker 1: coming up to we got so much to do, Uncle Johnny. Yes,

1709
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:35,679
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yeah? I'm ready. Here we go, Uncle Johnny.

1710
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:39,400
Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, Okay. One of these jokes, I

1711
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:42,320
Speaker 1: think we could have a problem because he is to

1712
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,640
Speaker 1: do the joke in the voice of Daffy Duck. If

1713
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,479
Speaker 1: if you're a seventy five year old guy and you

1714
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:51,599
Speaker 1: wear dentures, doing Daffy Duck impersonations very difficult. We'll get

1715
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:52,880
Speaker 1: there in a second. Here, we'll get to that in

1716
01:32:52,920 --> 01:32:56,320
Speaker 1: a little Yes, all right. How is a push up

1717
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:59,559
Speaker 1: bra like a bag of chips? How is the push

1718
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,479
Speaker 1: up like a bag of chicks? As soon as you

1719
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:07,320
Speaker 1: open it, you realize it's half empty. You all right?

1720
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:13,400
Speaker 1: What do you call a fat psychic? Fat psychic? A

1721
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:22,840
Speaker 1: fortune teller? About for ton teller? You know, if we

1722
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:27,719
Speaker 1: have to ask what's the difference between a g spot

1723
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 1: and a golf ball? What's the difference and golf ball?

1724
01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:37,280
Speaker 1: A guy will actually search for a golf ball? Which

1725
01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:44,120
Speaker 1: sexually sexual position produces the ugliest children? Which sexual position

1726
01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:53,919
Speaker 1: the ugliest children? Ask your mom? What did the cannibal

1727
01:33:54,080 --> 01:34:00,880
Speaker 1: do after he dumped his girlfriend? This girl friend? Wipe

1728
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:12,000
Speaker 1: this button? And finally Daffy called the hotel desk and

1729
01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:15,960
Speaker 1: asked for a condom. The front death said should we

1730
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:22,280
Speaker 1: put it on your bill? And Daffy replied, trap, are

1731
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:39,280
Speaker 1: you our suffocake boom? What do you you? You gotta

1732
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:47,599
Speaker 1: be careful your your They did one is the cannibals?

1733
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:53,519
Speaker 1: I know it is now what This is why we

1734
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:56,479
Speaker 1: can't have guests, because guests show up when we're doing

1735
01:34:56,479 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 1: the worst part of our ship and they think this

1736
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:02,080
Speaker 1: is what we do. Well. Not only is Garrett here

1737
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:07,479
Speaker 1: with sound, it's also it's his birthday. Happy birthday to

1738
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:16,799
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Garrett, Happy birthday, Birthday, Happy birthday to you, Garrett,

1739
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,760
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. Described the cake that

1740
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:21,599
Speaker 1: we have for Garrett today. So it is a New

1741
01:35:21,720 --> 01:35:26,080
Speaker 1: York Giants beautiful gluten free cake from my friend Dedre

1742
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:31,320
Speaker 1: who is starting her Detrious Delights. No, actually, it is

1743
01:35:31,439 --> 01:35:35,040
Speaker 1: a non gluten cake that tastes amazing. We even had

1744
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:37,400
Speaker 1: one from my kid's birthdays and all the kids loved it.

1745
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:41,000
Speaker 1: It's delicious. So it's gluten, sugar and fun free. Yes,

1746
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:44,759
Speaker 1: it's delicious. Love it. Thank you very much. Happy birthday,

1747
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:58,920
Speaker 1: It's happy, happy birthday. Happy. Let's get into sound alright.

1748
01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:02,519
Speaker 1: Let's start with Jeopardy from last night. So Austin Rode

1749
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,519
Speaker 1: it's also a New York Giants cake. So it's win

1750
01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:08,840
Speaker 1: free and it's in the shape of a zero to,

1751
01:36:09,080 --> 01:36:13,240
Speaker 1: just like they're wins here. Uh. Jeopardy last night, Austin Rodgers,

1752
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:15,959
Speaker 1: he was the guy that was a New York City bartender,

1753
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:18,240
Speaker 1: has one all week on Jeopardy for the last few weeks,

1754
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:21,720
Speaker 1: one up to over four hundred thousand dollars lost last night,

1755
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:23,719
Speaker 1: but went out with a bang when he was asked

1756
01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:29,240
Speaker 1: this question three two thousand slang for a detective. Austin

1757
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:34,960
Speaker 1: what is it? Who got a dick. No, I know

1758
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:37,559
Speaker 1: nothing about a dick tree, but there is a gum

1759
01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:44,479
Speaker 1: tree or gum shoe. He was thinking of a private dick,

1760
01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:49,200
Speaker 1: which is also a term for detective Dick tree. I

1761
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:53,519
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't get it. The the whatever it

1762
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:58,000
Speaker 1: was trees, the tree before and after. I think I

1763
01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:00,320
Speaker 1: just wanted Alex to say, what you have now? Uh?

1764
01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:03,439
Speaker 1: Carpool Karaoke Last night on iTunes they released the Lincoln

1765
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:07,000
Speaker 1: Part Ken Jung edition of it. So this is Chester

1766
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:11,200
Speaker 1: Bennington teaching Ken how to scream like him. You would

1767
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:15,160
Speaker 1: you like to learn how to do it? Do I? Yeah? Okay?

1768
01:37:15,479 --> 01:37:19,480
Speaker 1: You want to like relax the voice, use your diaphragm,

1769
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,320
Speaker 1: so when you hit it like a like a note,

1770
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:26,920
Speaker 1: like a regular note that you're saying like yeah like that, yeah, yeah, okay.

1771
01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:33,800
Speaker 1: See that was great. Close. He's got it. He's got it.

1772
01:37:34,200 --> 01:37:36,080
Speaker 1: Don't think about it, just feel it. It's got to

1773
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:43,479
Speaker 1: come from within. Yeah, yes, yes, yes. This is probably

1774
01:37:43,479 --> 01:37:45,120
Speaker 1: the greatest day of my life. Right, it is a

1775
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:47,400
Speaker 1: great day of my life. You are the best. It's

1776
01:37:47,439 --> 01:37:49,160
Speaker 1: so great to hear him and he's having a happy moment.

1777
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:51,840
Speaker 1: Isn't that great? When Chester was here? When Chester was here.

1778
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:54,040
Speaker 1: He was just it was in a great space and

1779
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:57,080
Speaker 1: he was such a talented, great guy. Cool thing Lincoln

1780
01:37:57,120 --> 01:37:59,240
Speaker 1: Park did with that episode is they put it up

1781
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,040
Speaker 1: on their Facebook a last night so we can watch

1782
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:04,120
Speaker 1: it if you get a chance today. So excellent on

1783
01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:07,360
Speaker 1: my heart now on Facebook. We sat down with Emily Kenny,

1784
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:10,240
Speaker 1: Danielle and Brody did and they talked about her being

1785
01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:12,040
Speaker 1: on The Walking Dead and she doesn't like to watch

1786
01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:15,639
Speaker 1: herself just like I don't even really like honestly looking

1787
01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:20,080
Speaker 1: in the mirror when I'm working really no like have

1788
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:22,280
Speaker 1: what your character is wearing or like, yeah, I mean

1789
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:24,920
Speaker 1: I like, especially with Walking Dead, Yeah, I just I

1790
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:27,040
Speaker 1: just like there's so many people on set like checking

1791
01:38:27,080 --> 01:38:29,360
Speaker 1: those things yea and yeah, and only to get to

1792
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:31,760
Speaker 1: like nitpicky because otherwise I feel like instead of just

1793
01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:33,960
Speaker 1: sort of being in the moment and being unless the

1794
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:36,240
Speaker 1: character texts herself out a lot, you know, or if

1795
01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:38,720
Speaker 1: she needs to be very perfect excellent. By the way,

1796
01:38:38,760 --> 01:38:41,960
Speaker 1: I watched that, I hurt now and it was fantastic.

1797
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:45,400
Speaker 1: Rody did amazing. I'm so I was so excited for

1798
01:38:45,520 --> 01:38:48,960
Speaker 1: him because he loves hash No makeup, you didn't have

1799
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,120
Speaker 1: any makeup A little pay you looked I thought it

1800
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:54,200
Speaker 1: looked great. Little all right. This is one of those

1801
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:57,000
Speaker 1: feel good videos. So a little girl got a Teddy Bear.

1802
01:38:57,120 --> 01:39:00,720
Speaker 1: Her dad is serving overseas and the teddy bear is

1803
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,080
Speaker 1: dressed in army fatigue just like her dad. And she

1804
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,320
Speaker 1: hit a little button and Dad's voice was inside the

1805
01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:09,800
Speaker 1: Teddy Bears. Can I show you something cool? Yeah? Can

1806
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:30,120
Speaker 1: you press right here? Oh my god, dy, why do

1807
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:35,960
Speaker 1: you play that? Sorry? Wrong with you? Let's go next?

1808
01:39:36,080 --> 01:39:38,760
Speaker 1: What else do you have? You rip our hearts out

1809
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:41,240
Speaker 1: like that? Jimmy Kimmel last night played a news clip

1810
01:39:41,320 --> 01:39:43,600
Speaker 1: about a has Mett crew that had to show up

1811
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:47,040
Speaker 1: at a school because of a certain smell. Someone reported

1812
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:50,040
Speaker 1: an unusual smell on the third floor of Christo Ray

1813
01:39:50,160 --> 01:39:53,240
Speaker 1: Jesuit High School yesterday. It got so bad the has

1814
01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:56,160
Speaker 1: Matt team was called out to test for toxins. It

1815
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:59,720
Speaker 1: turned out to be a pumpkin spice Air Fresh does

1816
01:39:59,760 --> 01:40:02,920
Speaker 1: this season. And then finally, James Cordon last night did

1817
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,280
Speaker 1: a riff off with Usher and Luke Evans. He plays

1818
01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:07,320
Speaker 1: guest on from Beauty and the Beast and they sang

1819
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:21,040
Speaker 1: very sexual songs. So this is let's stay together, you people.

1820
01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:45,800
Speaker 1: Good in the great about Late night TV. You can

1821
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:47,640
Speaker 1: see your favorite actors, but you here you can hear

1822
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:52,120
Speaker 1: great music. Thank you, James Gordon, thank you, Thank you. Garrett.

1823
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:53,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna American hap your birthday. Thank you very much.

1824
01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:57,160
Speaker 1: Digging too that gluten free wind free Giant Kid, It's delicious.

1825
01:40:57,160 --> 01:41:00,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna taste it because you're It's very good. Danielle. Yeah,

1826
01:41:00,439 --> 01:41:03,439
Speaker 1: what do you got coming up? All right? So what

1827
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:05,800
Speaker 1: you got coming up? You wanna do it? Now? Do

1828
01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:09,000
Speaker 1: a tease? Teasus tesus before we never got to a

1829
01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:13,800
Speaker 1: Desposito is the first video to do. What I'll tell

1830
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:15,400
Speaker 1: you next? If you said, what if someone has to

1831
01:41:15,439 --> 01:41:17,640
Speaker 1: go to work if they can't stick around? That and

1832
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:24,479
Speaker 1: more on the way prostitution in the morning show, all

1833
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:27,200
Speaker 1: let's talk about, Oh, Tellustrations after Dark? You want to

1834
01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:30,160
Speaker 1: play a board game? Oh, uncle Johnny, you should play

1835
01:41:30,160 --> 01:41:33,800
Speaker 1: Tellustrations after Dark with us? Oh? Absolutely? Now remember that

1836
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:35,400
Speaker 1: game when you were a kid, you would whisper something

1837
01:41:35,439 --> 01:41:37,240
Speaker 1: into someone's ear. Then they would whisper the same thing

1838
01:41:37,280 --> 01:41:38,880
Speaker 1: into someone else's ear. By the time he gets back

1839
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:40,880
Speaker 1: to you through five or six people, it's not the

1840
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:44,360
Speaker 1: same thing that you said. It's called telephone. Remember that. Well, now,

1841
01:41:44,439 --> 01:41:47,519
Speaker 1: Tellustrations after Dark is the same thing, but it's after dark,

1842
01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:49,479
Speaker 1: so it's for the over seventeen crowd. We can get

1843
01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:52,040
Speaker 1: kind of funky and racy, but also we get dirty.

1844
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:55,600
Speaker 1: We draw pictures of dirty things. We did this a

1845
01:41:55,680 --> 01:41:58,040
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. We played Tellustrations after Dark at

1846
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:00,880
Speaker 1: your house while drinking martiniz. It's a lot of fun.

1847
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:02,760
Speaker 1: We like. We like to play it around here too. Yeah,

1848
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:04,760
Speaker 1: sort of fact. We're just gonna not We're not gonna

1849
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:06,479
Speaker 1: do the last hour of the show. Reason's going there.

1850
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:10,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna play Tellustrations after dark, so you gotta play it.

1851
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:13,240
Speaker 1: Have fun with your friends. You can get a reverend,

1852
01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:15,400
Speaker 1: but let everyone know it may get a reverence, so

1853
01:42:15,479 --> 01:42:19,960
Speaker 1: no one's offended. Warning if reverence trigger alert. Yes. Absolutely.

1854
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:21,400
Speaker 1: If you're like us and you'd like to get a

1855
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:24,320
Speaker 1: little crazy, get Tellustrations after Dark. The Board game by

1856
01:42:24,360 --> 01:42:26,800
Speaker 1: it today before it sells out, available to Target Toys,

1857
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:28,840
Speaker 1: r us in, Barnes and Noble and wherever you buy

1858
01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:34,000
Speaker 1: board Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Okay, we can't

1859
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,880
Speaker 1: say who they are, where they're from, it doesn't matter.

1860
01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:39,439
Speaker 1: But we just met a morning show from a radio station.

1861
01:42:40,200 --> 01:42:43,200
Speaker 1: You may have heard of them, maybe you haven't, and

1862
01:42:43,479 --> 01:42:47,519
Speaker 1: they are dating each other, but their listeners don't know

1863
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:53,360
Speaker 1: they're dating each other. Okay, So the question is do

1864
01:42:53,479 --> 01:42:58,559
Speaker 1: they tell their listeners? And what happens? If God forbid,

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01:43:00,120 --> 01:43:03,679
Speaker 1: something happens and the relationship doesn't last, but they're under

1866
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:06,880
Speaker 1: contract and must perform for another year together, I'd be

1867
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:10,200
Speaker 1: more worried about what the bosses would think. Then I

1868
01:43:10,240 --> 01:43:15,559
Speaker 1: wouldn't worry about that. I this is what I think.

1869
01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:19,160
Speaker 1: What do you think? So it's important if you listen

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01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:20,680
Speaker 1: to a show, or if you watch the show, you

1871
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:22,560
Speaker 1: want to think that the people on it really like

1872
01:43:22,720 --> 01:43:24,960
Speaker 1: each other. Right, Like when I found out that there

1873
01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:28,640
Speaker 1: was a feud between Matt Lauer and Ann Curry, I

1874
01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:31,240
Speaker 1: was devastated because I needed to believe that they all

1875
01:43:31,280 --> 01:43:33,640
Speaker 1: loved each other, and so so you thought what you

1876
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:36,240
Speaker 1: saw the friendliness was just to put on. Yes, it

1877
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:39,320
Speaker 1: killed me. So I think I think listeners want to

1878
01:43:39,360 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 1: know that these two people get along. And I think

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01:43:41,439 --> 01:43:42,880
Speaker 1: that if they find out that they're dating, I think

1880
01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:44,640
Speaker 1: they're really gonna like it. Why No, But if you

1881
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:47,160
Speaker 1: want to be totally transparent, you have to let them

1882
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:48,680
Speaker 1: know you're dating, and when you're having a fight, you

1883
01:43:48,720 --> 01:43:50,240
Speaker 1: got to talk about the fight you're having. You have

1884
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:52,280
Speaker 1: to put it all out there. It may be they

1885
01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:56,000
Speaker 1: may become more human to their listeners because they'll put

1886
01:43:56,040 --> 01:43:59,080
Speaker 1: it out there, like you said. But if, like you said,

1887
01:43:59,080 --> 01:44:01,479
Speaker 1: if it blows up your face that it doesn't work out,

1888
01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:05,559
Speaker 1: what I'll tell you. We have a morning show out

1889
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:09,960
Speaker 1: west in California. They worked with each other, they fell

1890
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:12,320
Speaker 1: in love with each other, they dated on the show,

1891
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:14,280
Speaker 1: they talked about it, they got married, and then they

1892
01:44:14,320 --> 01:44:16,479
Speaker 1: had kids, and then they got a divorce and they

1893
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:20,360
Speaker 1: still do the show together to Yeah, it is. Look,

1894
01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:22,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't wish you know, a

1895
01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:25,800
Speaker 1: failed relationship on anyone, But when you have this relationship

1896
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:28,880
Speaker 1: with your listeners, it's kind of a weird thing. My

1897
01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:32,639
Speaker 1: my thing is, don't do it. It's hard enough. It's

1898
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:34,800
Speaker 1: hard enough in a relationship. You gotta work with each other. Now,

1899
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:39,479
Speaker 1: you what do you nuts? You can't stop love? Love? Love? Oh,

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01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:43,519
Speaker 1: I can stop love. It's hard enough to find love

1901
01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:47,960
Speaker 1: when you're not I agree, you know. I you go

1902
01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:50,000
Speaker 1: into these things with the everything's gonna be great, and

1903
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:52,880
Speaker 1: I know it will. But do you tell your listeners

1904
01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:55,519
Speaker 1: or do you do you leave it like your friends? Elvis.

1905
01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:58,240
Speaker 1: I know that you and I have kept our relationship

1906
01:44:58,360 --> 01:45:00,439
Speaker 1: secret this whole time, but I think was the time

1907
01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:02,960
Speaker 1: to let everyone know that you and I detest each other.

1908
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:08,240
Speaker 1: We cannot stand each other. We want what to beat

1909
01:45:08,280 --> 01:45:11,439
Speaker 1: each other. Everyone's taking guesses on our texts. Oh, they're

1910
01:45:11,439 --> 01:45:16,240
Speaker 1: all guessing Carla, Marie and Anthony. It's not Cobby and Carolina. No, no,

1911
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:19,680
Speaker 1: it's probably someone you don't even know. I'm just will

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01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:24,479
Speaker 1: put it that way. But anyway, Wow, yeah, I love it.

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01:45:24,720 --> 01:45:26,519
Speaker 1: I love it. I love love Which how do we

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01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:30,000
Speaker 1: know there's not a relationship that's going on on this

1915
01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:33,519
Speaker 1: show right now? I don't know. You know, straight, Nate

1916
01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:36,240
Speaker 1: and I have lunch every day? Is it a sex lunch?

1917
01:45:37,640 --> 01:45:41,360
Speaker 1: Who knows? Have you guys ever done it? No? Not

1918
01:45:41,479 --> 01:45:44,760
Speaker 1: at lunch. Okay, we don't know that. Greg T and

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01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:49,960
Speaker 1: Danielle aren't. We don't know. Whatever. That would be my

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01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:53,160
Speaker 1: first choice, guys, Foggy me and Froggy. Froggy and I, well,

1921
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:55,240
Speaker 1: I would do that. Your Ritz and I have sex

1922
01:45:55,280 --> 01:45:58,320
Speaker 1: every day. So that's the thing. You listen to this

1923
01:45:58,360 --> 01:45:59,960
Speaker 1: show and look at our show. We love to be

1924
01:46:00,080 --> 01:46:03,040
Speaker 1: honest and open, but you don't know us all the

1925
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:05,880
Speaker 1: way through. You don't know exactly what we're up to.

1926
01:46:06,040 --> 01:46:10,160
Speaker 1: Right what great tea and dane a right, thank you,

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01:46:10,320 --> 01:46:21,519
Speaker 1: I'm dreaming goodbye? What scary and uh bethany, I wouldn't

1928
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:26,680
Speaker 1: want to ruin that friendship. You like a sister, if

1929
01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:30,960
Speaker 1: you're into sisters, and it makes exactly so okay. So

1930
01:46:31,160 --> 01:46:32,880
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, at the end of

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01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,479
Speaker 1: the day, you listen to us, and we try to

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01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:36,760
Speaker 1: be as open as possible, but you you don't really

1933
01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:39,240
Speaker 1: know us that well, and we don't know you that well.

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01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,639
Speaker 1: We just we let you know what you're we want

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01:46:41,640 --> 01:46:44,519
Speaker 1: you to know about us, and as you know, let

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01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:46,240
Speaker 1: us know what you want us to know about you.

1937
01:46:46,479 --> 01:46:48,800
Speaker 1: Right like we don't know who you're sleeping with. You

1938
01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:52,040
Speaker 1: don't know who we're sleeping with or not sleeping with

1939
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:57,679
Speaker 1: or constantly sleeping anyway. Interesting working with people that you're dating,

1940
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:02,640
Speaker 1: secretly dating, and you're sur outed by people who don't know.

1941
01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:07,479
Speaker 1: And this particular duo they've been dating for a while.

1942
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:12,960
Speaker 1: How long is but a year? For radio? Every office

1943
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:16,000
Speaker 1: sleeping around and nobody knows for radio people to day

1944
01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:20,040
Speaker 1: to year. That's like ten years in human years, it is.

1945
01:47:20,120 --> 01:47:26,400
Speaker 1: It's great, all right, Danielle, what don't give me that face.

1946
01:47:26,439 --> 01:47:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm married. But now I'm wondering. I'm wondering, is there

1947
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:30,120
Speaker 1: anyone here on the show that's having an affair with

1948
01:47:30,200 --> 01:47:31,680
Speaker 1: someone else on the show that I don't that you

1949
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:35,800
Speaker 1: guys haven't told me about. Who knows? It happens more

1950
01:47:35,840 --> 01:47:40,519
Speaker 1: downstairs on the sales floor that clost deals left and

1951
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:45,280
Speaker 1: right deals and not their legs. And they don't think

1952
01:47:45,320 --> 01:47:49,200
Speaker 1: anyone knows. I know, we all know salespeople are like rabbit.

1953
01:47:51,920 --> 01:47:54,920
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go, Danielle, all right, So that's

1954
01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:58,120
Speaker 1: the Sito is the first video to hit four billion

1955
01:47:58,320 --> 01:48:05,320
Speaker 1: views on YouTube. Four billion, So congratulations there. Uh, let's see.

1956
01:48:05,360 --> 01:48:08,880
Speaker 1: Kate Beckinzel is saying that Harvey Weinstein pulled his hotel

1957
01:48:09,000 --> 01:48:13,200
Speaker 1: room bathrobe stick on her when she was seventeen years old,

1958
01:48:13,400 --> 01:48:17,439
Speaker 1: and she declined stick, you know. And then when she

1959
01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:20,120
Speaker 1: met him again a few years ago, he asked her

1960
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:22,840
Speaker 1: if he had tried anything during that first meeting, and

1961
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:26,599
Speaker 1: she realized that he totally forgot about it, he didn't

1962
01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:29,080
Speaker 1: remember doing that, And then she said that he she

1963
01:48:29,240 --> 01:48:32,200
Speaker 1: had refused him several times over the years, and sometimes

1964
01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:34,840
Speaker 1: those encounters have ended with him screaming at her and

1965
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:38,920
Speaker 1: calling her the C word. Yeah, this story just gets

1966
01:48:39,000 --> 01:48:41,360
Speaker 1: more disgusting as the days go on. By the way,

1967
01:48:41,439 --> 01:48:43,920
Speaker 1: James Vanderbeek, he has come forward and said that he

1968
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:46,640
Speaker 1: has been sexually harassed by older, powerful men when he

1969
01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:49,720
Speaker 1: was much younger in the industry as well. We were

1970
01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:53,080
Speaker 1: talking about this before, saying how unfortunately this has been

1971
01:48:53,120 --> 01:48:55,720
Speaker 1: going on for years and it's just disgusting, you know.

1972
01:48:55,920 --> 01:48:57,240
Speaker 1: So one of the good things that comes out of

1973
01:48:57,280 --> 01:48:59,519
Speaker 1: such an awful story is and people are getting the

1974
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:03,880
Speaker 1: courage to step up and say, okay, let me tell

1975
01:49:03,880 --> 01:49:05,559
Speaker 1: you what happened to me. And then hopefully it won't

1976
01:49:05,600 --> 01:49:09,840
Speaker 1: happen anymore, you know, the conversation. Hopefully we'll we'll stop

1977
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:11,560
Speaker 1: some of this. I'm hoping it will, I hope. So.

1978
01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:15,240
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's wants to make you, make you a part

1979
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:17,800
Speaker 1: of her life. It's called the Swift Life. It's a

1980
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:20,560
Speaker 1: new app that she's going to launch just before the holidays,

1981
01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:23,080
Speaker 1: and it's also going to act as a social network

1982
01:49:23,120 --> 01:49:24,960
Speaker 1: of sorts. It's going to link fans to each other.

1983
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:26,680
Speaker 1: Her Swifties are gonna be able to kind of like

1984
01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:30,599
Speaker 1: collect emojis and stickers and pictures and more, and it's

1985
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:32,680
Speaker 1: gonna it's gonna be something pretty cool that all the

1986
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:35,320
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift fans are really gonna like. And that's it. Well,

1987
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:39,479
Speaker 1: thank you, Daniel, did you do your headlines? M part

1988
01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:41,679
Speaker 1: of me? What? I clear my throat and get ready

1989
01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:45,760
Speaker 1: for my future bride to do headlines. She's not here

1990
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:48,439
Speaker 1: right now, so Bethany will be filling in what is

1991
01:49:48,479 --> 01:49:50,559
Speaker 1: going on? What's the latest? You look great, by the way,

1992
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:53,400
Speaker 1: Thank you, look you look just as great earlier before makeup.

1993
01:49:53,520 --> 01:49:55,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, you look great either way. Thank you? All right,

1994
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:57,640
Speaker 1: So in the headlines, it doesn't matter what you look like.

1995
01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:00,639
Speaker 1: That's the point. What's going on? Okay? So the death

1996
01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:03,519
Speaker 1: hold from northern California's mass of wildfires is now at

1997
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:07,000
Speaker 1: at least thirty one. More wind guests are expected today,

1998
01:50:07,280 --> 01:50:11,000
Speaker 1: making battling the fires incredibly difficult and new hotspots likely.

1999
01:50:11,320 --> 01:50:13,760
Speaker 1: Millions of people even outside the fire zone are being

2000
01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:17,479
Speaker 1: affected by the poor air quality as well. Puerto Ricans

2001
01:50:17,479 --> 01:50:20,719
Speaker 1: are still struggling to find food, water, energy, and medicine.

2002
01:50:21,040 --> 01:50:23,800
Speaker 1: Astro's player Carlos Beltran, who is from Puerto Rico and

2003
01:50:23,840 --> 01:50:26,519
Speaker 1: has family and friends there. Said the situation is critical

2004
01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:29,880
Speaker 1: and if Puerto Rico doesn't get more help, people will die.

2005
01:50:30,320 --> 01:50:32,599
Speaker 1: Puerto Ricans are being warned not to drink from certain

2006
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:35,920
Speaker 1: wells because the water is toxic. If you see the

2007
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:39,160
Speaker 1: hashtag women boycott Twitter today, it's in response to Twitter

2008
01:50:39,240 --> 01:50:42,519
Speaker 1: suspending actress Rose McGowan's account after she posted a series

2009
01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:45,400
Speaker 1: of tweets about Harvey Weinstein. Twitter says her account was

2010
01:50:45,439 --> 01:50:48,120
Speaker 1: suspended because she posted a private phone number, but many

2011
01:50:48,200 --> 01:50:49,960
Speaker 1: are pointing out the Twitter often seems to turn a

2012
01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:53,360
Speaker 1: blind eye to abusive content, whereas they decided to block

2013
01:50:53,479 --> 01:50:57,080
Speaker 1: that tweet and her account as a result. Today is Friday.

2014
01:50:58,360 --> 01:51:01,240
Speaker 1: This is your hourly remind to take a deep breath.

2015
01:51:02,439 --> 01:51:05,120
Speaker 1: And speaking of hooking up with people at work, a

2016
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:07,840
Speaker 1: new study has found that more people than ever are

2017
01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:12,120
Speaker 1: interested in threesomes. Researchers asked whether the study subjects had

2018
01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:15,080
Speaker 1: experienced to threesome or we're interested in having one. Sure enough,

2019
01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:18,120
Speaker 1: it was a popular idea, but researchers found that very

2020
01:51:18,160 --> 01:51:21,600
Speaker 1: few people had actually acted on the idea. Um, it

2021
01:51:21,640 --> 01:51:23,559
Speaker 1: seems like there's still a stigma out there. Most people

2022
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:26,519
Speaker 1: worry about experiencing feelings of guilt and shame, but they're

2023
01:51:26,560 --> 01:51:31,280
Speaker 1: still interested in it. There you go, Thank you your

2024
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:33,559
Speaker 1: phone tap. It's a tag team with Danielle and Scary

2025
01:51:33,640 --> 01:51:42,040
Speaker 1: coming up next. Grace guys are gone on Clear is

2026
01:51:42,160 --> 01:51:46,160
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand in the Morning show with identity theft. What

2027
01:51:46,320 --> 01:51:49,679
Speaker 1: you can't see can hurt you, but LifeLock can actually

2028
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Speaker 1: see threat to your identity and stuff you missed just

2029
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Speaker 1: can work to fix it. Go to LifeLock dot com

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Speaker 1: use promo code Elvis to save ten percent. Right now.

2032
01:52:01,520 --> 01:52:10,880
Speaker 1: It's LifeLock dot Com, Elvis, Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant Phone Tap.

2033
01:52:11,080 --> 01:52:14,000
Speaker 1: It is indeed a phone tap tag team. It's Danielle

2034
01:52:14,120 --> 01:52:15,640
Speaker 1: and Scary. Which one of you is going to set

2035
01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:17,680
Speaker 1: it up? I'm going to set it up, all right.

2036
01:52:17,720 --> 01:52:19,880
Speaker 1: So Angela emailed us and wants to play a phone

2037
01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:22,240
Speaker 1: tap on her roommate Christine. The two of them just

2038
01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:25,040
Speaker 1: moved out of an apartment and they're patiently waiting for

2039
01:52:25,080 --> 01:52:27,519
Speaker 1: their deposit check. So I'm going to stand in the

2040
01:52:27,560 --> 01:52:29,439
Speaker 1: way of that, and then Scary is going to jump

2041
01:52:29,479 --> 01:52:32,320
Speaker 1: in later as the office manager. All Right, see what

2042
01:52:32,400 --> 01:52:35,839
Speaker 1: happens in our tag team. Phone tap, let's listen in, Christine.

2043
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:38,839
Speaker 1: This is Nicole Miley. I'm calling you from the Laurel.

2044
01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:41,599
Speaker 1: How are you this morning? Good? How are you good?

2045
01:52:41,720 --> 01:52:43,920
Speaker 1: I know you're waiting for a check for a little

2046
01:52:43,960 --> 01:52:47,519
Speaker 1: over nine hundred dollars. I'm just calling to let you

2047
01:52:47,600 --> 01:52:50,080
Speaker 1: know that you will probably not be receiving that check.

2048
01:52:50,920 --> 01:52:53,880
Speaker 1: Why they're complaining that there's mold on the wall in

2049
01:52:53,960 --> 01:52:56,479
Speaker 1: the master bedroom, and so we did some investigating and

2050
01:52:56,560 --> 01:52:59,720
Speaker 1: it appears that it's because of dog urination. I have

2051
01:52:59,800 --> 01:53:02,160
Speaker 1: a girl dog, first of all, and that would not

2052
01:53:02,360 --> 01:53:04,559
Speaker 1: be possible because she'd have to lift up her leg

2053
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:08,559
Speaker 1: to do that, and that's not how girl dogs pea. Well, unfortunately, um,

2054
01:53:08,680 --> 01:53:10,760
Speaker 1: the PA is from a dog and the only dog

2055
01:53:10,880 --> 01:53:13,960
Speaker 1: that lived in that room was your dog. This is ridiculous.

2056
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:16,479
Speaker 1: Just because you can't let your dog pea outside, that's

2057
01:53:16,520 --> 01:53:18,880
Speaker 1: not my problem. I just want to see the paperwork

2058
01:53:19,120 --> 01:53:21,599
Speaker 1: that you have that confirms that it is in fact

2059
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,240
Speaker 1: my dog, and the scientific evidence that you would have

2060
01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:26,360
Speaker 1: that it is dog here in and I would like

2061
01:53:26,439 --> 01:53:28,400
Speaker 1: it mailed to me. Who are you to tell me

2062
01:53:28,520 --> 01:53:30,640
Speaker 1: to send you anything in the mail, because you are

2063
01:53:30,720 --> 01:53:34,480
Speaker 1: withholding money that belongs to me and now you are revoking.

2064
01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:37,640
Speaker 1: So I want to see the evidence that confirms that

2065
01:53:38,040 --> 01:53:40,360
Speaker 1: the money does not belong to me. Now, okay, can

2066
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:43,719
Speaker 1: you hold on one second please? I am so done

2067
01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:46,600
Speaker 1: with this conversation this stupid bitch. Do you hear that

2068
01:53:46,920 --> 01:53:51,639
Speaker 1: she is crazy? Oh my god, seriously, this lady, these

2069
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:53,960
Speaker 1: dog owners are all nut. She probably dresses her dog

2070
01:53:54,080 --> 01:53:57,360
Speaker 1: up in like two tubs and stuff. Hello, you know what.

2071
01:53:57,640 --> 01:54:00,280
Speaker 1: I want to speak to your manager for your rude

2072
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:03,040
Speaker 1: attitude towards me and calling me stupid and a bit.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I never called you stupid

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Speaker 1: and a bit. Yes you did, and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: speak to your manager about that. That is rude and

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Speaker 1: uncalled for. Now, let me speak to your manager about

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Speaker 1: your rude attitude towards me, or I'm gonna file arrest

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Speaker 1: and charge against you. Okay, hold on, I'll get my

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Speaker 1: manager for you. Hold on. Hello, this is John. Why

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Speaker 1: is my employee in an up war over here? Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, she was very rude to me. Something

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Speaker 1: you must have said had to have gotten her career.

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Speaker 1: Cursed at me, You cursed at her. I did not

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Speaker 1: curse at her. Yes she did. She called me a bit.

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Speaker 1: You called her a bit? Oh my god, Christine. What

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Speaker 1: it comes down to is our word against yours. As

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, we should be billing you. You can't.

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Speaker 1: Everything is set and done. Now, do you have a

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Speaker 1: credit card on file? I'm gonna make a three charged

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Speaker 1: to your credit card this afternoon. How does that sound? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying rander dollars unless I see the paperwork

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Speaker 1: in you can prove to me that it's my dog.

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Speaker 1: Just put it under the heading processing fee. You can't

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Speaker 1: just charge me for something that you haven't even sent

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Speaker 1: me a bill with. You guys said that you were

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Speaker 1: going to credit my account, but now you're telling me

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Speaker 1: that you're going to just charge me. Obviously you have

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Speaker 1: a personal vendetta against Nicole. No I don't. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to take care of this amicable with you, and you

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Speaker 1: guys are refusing to provide me simple paperwork. We are

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Speaker 1: going green in this office. Okay, so paper is a

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Speaker 1: hot commodity around here. I want a copy of the paperwork.

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Speaker 1: Were tree huggers in this office? You cannot charge my card.

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Speaker 1: I have no bill. You know you're getting a little

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Speaker 1: loud and a little testy with me, and I don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate not getting loud. I said, do not chrge. You

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Speaker 1: guys told me that you were going to be giving

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Speaker 1: me a refund to Are you for real? This is

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Speaker 1: Danielle Monaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and

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Speaker 1: you just got phone tests. Oh don't do that to me.

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Speaker 1: My dad's calling the apartment complex. Do you? And I'm

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Speaker 1: scary Jones. It's all Angela's fault. Come. I love you.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys did that to me. Tab

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Speaker 1: have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis

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Speaker 1: Rand dot com, click on the phone tap tab, tell

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Speaker 1: us what you want to do. This tablets prerecorded with

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Speaker 1: permission granted by all participace. The Elvis durand Phone Tab

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Speaker 1: were on Elvie Durrand in the Morning Show. As you know,

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Speaker 1: Wednesday was Coming Out Day. Our friends at GLAD along

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Speaker 1: with Billboard Pride just really great l g B t

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Speaker 1: Q space for music lovers. They invited me and eight

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Speaker 1: musicians to tell our coming out stories for National Coming

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Speaker 1: Out Day. Great stories from artists like Neon Trees, Tyler

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Speaker 1: Glenn and Jake Shears, from Scissor Sisters, and new singers

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Speaker 1: like Sakima and Ga. They can be found on the

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Speaker 1: Billboard Pride Facebook page. Check it out the Billboard Pride

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Speaker 1: Facebook page. You can see what I had to say.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into one more look at Danielle's world. What's

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Speaker 1: going on Danielle? All right? So if you got to

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Speaker 1: check out a trailer for the movie Blockers, it's about

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Speaker 1: parents who try to stop their daughters after they learned

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Speaker 1: they're going to have a plan to lose their virginity

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Speaker 1: on prom Night, which unfortunately a lot of people do. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The end of the trailer though, is funny. It has

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Speaker 1: John seen a butt chugging a beer. So you gotta

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Speaker 1: see that. What beer you put like a funnel in

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Speaker 1: your butt? Chug it? You do? But let's see. The

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Speaker 1: nominees for the American Music Awards were not announced yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Bruno Mart's leading the way with eight knoms nominated for

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Speaker 1: Artists of the Year with Chain Smoker's Drake, Kendrick Lamar

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Speaker 1: and Ed Sheeran. ABC is airing the ceremony live on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: November and we all know Share has been on her

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Speaker 1: Fareweld tour. For many years, Garth Brooks has been kind

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Speaker 1: of doing the same thing, retiring and unretiring. He now says,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you my retiring days are behind me.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you you're gonna have to throw me

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Speaker 1: out now. So I'm going out of town for a

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Speaker 1: few days. I need to stop off at the drug

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Speaker 1: store pick up necessary items. No problem, I've got the

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Speaker 1: Samsung Galaxy. Say, I'll bixby it. Hi, Bixby. Where is

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Speaker 1: the nearest drug store? Okay, let's take a look at

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Speaker 1: the search results. Oh look right there, point one mile away. Done. Easy.

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Speaker 1: Now I've got deodorant. Thank god. The Samsung Galaxy s

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Speaker 1: A needs something done, bigsby it. You can see what

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Speaker 1: Durrant in the Morning Show.