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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Here it is

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute Morning Show Podcast. There's Froggy and there's

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Speaker 1: Scotty B. There's Gandhi and Scary and there's Danielle and

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Speaker 1: Nate and his hair. Hey, it's it's it's full today,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. It's very full? And there's Brody and there's

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Speaker 1: Gott and here we go the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Um,

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Speaker 1: where do we start? What do you want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Nate's given off these like Elvis Presley

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Speaker 1: vibes with the way with his hair and the white shirt,

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Speaker 1: and I like, I've seen a bunch of promo for

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Speaker 1: it now, I all looking at Nate. I got that

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Speaker 1: from the farthest thing from Elvis Presley, and we do

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Speaker 1: have that rockabilly look. You've got a little James Dean going.

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Speaker 1: I'm the farthest thing from James Dean. You know, James

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Speaker 1: Dean was only in three movies, you know that, But

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Speaker 1: what a powerful legacy learned. I've been in more movies

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Speaker 1: than James Dean. How crazy how many movies have been Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh well I've been in the background. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: not in a movie that does h No, I've been

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Speaker 1: in I've been Stark and Hutch. Hang on, let me

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Speaker 1: think back to some West Craven movie. I was in

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Speaker 1: a bunch of episodes of the District. Uh yeah, really,

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Speaker 1: I did a lot of that crap when I was

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Speaker 1: in the line. I didn't realize that you did you

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Speaker 1: want to be an actor? Uh? Yeah, No, I moved

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Speaker 1: out there with wanting to be an act. I was

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Speaker 1: in Something's Got to Give. I danced right next to

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Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson. Really see you if I watched the movie

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Speaker 1: for like, you see the back of me for like

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Speaker 1: a half a second. May I have your autograph? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It's so crazy, like Jack Nicholson, he was so so

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Speaker 1: It was when the Lakers were in the playoffs in

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Speaker 1: two thousand three, I remember, right, and so he had

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Speaker 1: it written in his contract that if the Lakers are

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Speaker 1: in the playoffs or the Lakers have a game period

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Speaker 1: the production comes to a halt. He goes to the

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Speaker 1: game and then they bring him back, so like we're

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Speaker 1: on set all day and then seven o'clock hits or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and then they're like, all right, this is break time,

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Speaker 1: so we take a break for like four hours. He

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Speaker 1: gets Chopper to the game, he comes back, and then

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Speaker 1: we shoot for I kid you not five minutes and

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Speaker 1: then we're done. We waited around all day for like

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Speaker 1: five minutes, and then they decided I don't know if

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Speaker 1: they did the shot or they decided the lighting wasn't right,

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Speaker 1: and then the direction. She's a very famous director. I

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Speaker 1: can nancy something. I can't remember her name, but she

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Speaker 1: decided we'll just do it tomorrow. So we sat around

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Speaker 1: for like four or five hours waiting for jeck Nic

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Speaker 1: Do you ever want to be that important? You're holding

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Speaker 1: question every the on top. Here's my question, Froggy, very

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Speaker 1: good point. What would you in your contract have written

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Speaker 1: in that you would have to pause the entire Elvis

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Speaker 1: Ray Morning Show while you go do it, and we

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Speaker 1: have to sit in here and wait till you get back.

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Speaker 1: We thought about it, like what Gandhi, if there was

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Speaker 1: a raccoon nearby, specifically a domesticated raccoon that would allow

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Speaker 1: me to touch it and play with it and feed it, chips, everything, everything,

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Speaker 1: all production will halt. What about you? Have you thought

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Speaker 1: about it? Yeah? If Tom Brady was doing something nearby?

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Speaker 1: We have to stop. I have to go to that.

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Speaker 1: I'll come back. What about you, Brody, we'd have to

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Speaker 1: stop the entire show so you could go. Do what

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Speaker 1: he's saying. Can anybody read lips? Say it again? That's

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. Are you there? I think he's saying hello.

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Speaker 1: I know you're saying bye bye bye. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: well we'll come back to broke. Can we fix that? Scary?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Okay, Well let's what

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Speaker 1: about you, Garrett? What would you do? Show on? Hold

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Speaker 1: sneaker drop any sneaker? Really? Because it's in my contract,

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Speaker 1: I can leave whenever I want, and it's close by,

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Speaker 1: so it's not too bad. And for Froggy too. Tom

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Speaker 1: Brady takes his bike around around this building a bunch

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Speaker 1: of times, so you'd be stopping the show a hell

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Speaker 1: of a lot of over the last two weeks. Production

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Speaker 1: will halt while you're on a speaker drop What about by?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. We didn't tell you.

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Speaker 1: I figured out Gandhi, you gave us raccoon? What about you,

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Speaker 1: danielle Um? Yeah? Probably like if David Beckham was outside

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Speaker 1: ed cheering concert, something like a weight and anything that

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Speaker 1: has to do with my kids. Guys, I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I'm putting you keep in mind. We we we

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Speaker 1: won't continue. We have to halt everything for you to

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Speaker 1: go do something, Go muffins with mommy. What about you? Nate?

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Speaker 1: It's tough, you know, I'm I'm trying to think of

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Speaker 1: what Christopher Cross I don't know. Years ago, i'd say

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Speaker 1: it like a Lord of the Rings film, which I'm

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Speaker 1: a big Lord of the Rings, and right now you'd

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Speaker 1: have to I'd have to. I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what Jack Nicholas would leave for a Lakers game,

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Speaker 1: you would leave for a Lord of Rings film. I

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Speaker 1: know I'm a loser. Brody, are you on? I think

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Speaker 1: I am? Did you change something? We have to halt

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Speaker 1: production for you to go do what? Uh to get

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Speaker 1: my microphone to work to think about it. We actually

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Speaker 1: sort of did it just here, No, Dandie, I changed that.

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Speaker 1: My original answer was if a new Chinese buffet opened

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Speaker 1: up in the area, have to pause the show. Oh

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Speaker 1: there you go, Yeah about you, Elvish, Let's go to

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Speaker 1: Scotty be first, Hello, Scotty, We're gonna halt the show

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Speaker 1: so you can go do what. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: guess maybe if some truck pulled up downstairs and was

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Speaker 1: giving out free food, I'd have to say, are Cereal free?

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Speaker 1: Cereal food? Is Cereals food? Well? Yeah? Free? A free

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Speaker 1: something truck downstairs, I'd have to go grab it. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's scary, scary a free food truck. Yeah, my answer

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Speaker 1: has to be with food as well. But I don't

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Speaker 1: have anything definitive. You know, there's not much. I kind

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Speaker 1: of let the show go on. I feel like if

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Speaker 1: there was an instagram able moment happening, or he'd be like,

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Speaker 1: if there's a celebrity running by that we think is

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Speaker 1: on camera. Imagine that pitch like scary gets the celebrity like, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: picture with you. Um long story, you'll understand it later. So,

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Speaker 1: speaking of viral things, I know you guys are sick

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Speaker 1: of the little filter that I been having a good

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Speaker 1: time with, but I love it. Try it on your dog,

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Speaker 1: because they're very funny on animals. But you know how

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Speaker 1: we always laugh at the faces scary makes into the camera.

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Speaker 1: Oh stop it just now, that's you just staring at yourself.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't have a shipping grin on my face

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Speaker 1: like that. Have you a crazy thing? There's like almost

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Speaker 1: what eight billion people in the world. Somebody looks just

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Speaker 1: like I think about it one day, animal get old.

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Speaker 1: It's just not Elvis? What about you? What would you

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Speaker 1: stop the show with? Oh I've seen that's my point.

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Speaker 1: I would never stop the show, not for personal reasons.

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Speaker 1: Never ever never, oh never ever never. By the way,

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Speaker 1: keep we getting back to that term ship eating grin? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can we look that up? If I'm eating ship, I'm not,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Like, if you're eating ship, you're

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Speaker 1: not really grinned. Where is it coming from? The origin?

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Speaker 1: The originally possibly from a contraction of grinning like a

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Speaker 1: possum eating shit. I didn't know. Positive it's making me nauseous?

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Speaker 1: Is that like the snack snack of choice? It was disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking my dogs and my dog's warm ship in

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Speaker 1: my hand in a bag on the crackers. Oh, my

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Speaker 1: dad used to call it, what do we have for dinner?

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Speaker 1: Perhaps some ship on a shingle. I'm like, no ever, nobody,

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Speaker 1: nobody in their life ever ate ship on a shingle. Ever,

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Speaker 1: my dad used to make that's a military term, military

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Speaker 1: launch taking all the king, isn't it? No? Well, the

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Speaker 1: ship on a shingle? I ate when from my dad

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Speaker 1: was it wasn't shipped. For my dad, it was a

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Speaker 1: ground beef and make a little gravy it and you

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Speaker 1: put it on toast. It's like it on military thing.

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Speaker 1: My dad used to say, ship in chinola, I got

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Speaker 1: to eat, and some shift in shinola. What does that

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Speaker 1: even mean? I thought the expression was you can't tell

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Speaker 1: the difference between ship and shinola? Oh is that really? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like they're both blackish brown. You can't tell the difference

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Speaker 1: because you're an idiot. What is shinola though? What is that?

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Speaker 1: It's shoe polish. I think it's also a very fancy wash.

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Speaker 1: Oh you think that's what he meant Behind the scenes here, Um,

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Speaker 1: Scotty B and I had a little bet. He said

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Speaker 1: it was. You know how I do the weather for

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Speaker 1: New York, and I do the weather count and I

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Speaker 1: do these temperature counts. So I gave him all the

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Speaker 1: way up to eighty six degrees, like currently it's eighty

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Speaker 1: six degrees. But I do that like six o'clock in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and he goes lofty goals. We're not gonna

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Speaker 1: get to eighty six. It is now eighty four degrees

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Speaker 1: at twenty minutes, before six degrees in twenty minutes, and

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Speaker 1: in fact, it's gonna be eighty eight degrees by eleven.

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Speaker 1: I need a pool pronto, not mine. Don't forget this, everybody.

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Speaker 1: I want that swimming in the deepen. Oh god, somebody.

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Speaker 1: I need to get into a body of water. Elvis.

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Speaker 1: This pool is broken. Broken. It's your dog. Swim They can,

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Speaker 1: but they don't like it. Okay, my dog cannot stay

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Speaker 1: out of the pool, cannot stay out, you can't. He

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Speaker 1: will dive in constantly. I love it, you know, he

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Speaker 1: liked it. They just don't like it. I saw something

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Speaker 1: yesterday that was the cutest thing. This big black like um,

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Speaker 1: I guess it was maybe a black lab. Huge. He

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Speaker 1: was trying to get watermelon. The mom was giving him

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Speaker 1: was the cute I thought of you, Gandhi, because it

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Speaker 1: was the cutest thing ever that she had to help

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Speaker 1: him like he was a baby. I would pause production

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Speaker 1: for we hold on a lab need some watermelon. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know dogs eat a watermelon. I had no idea

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Speaker 1: just about everything idea. Saw you're a to raw Hamburgers yesterday.

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Speaker 1: We call that steak tartar. Yeah, okay, a off topic.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys have bomba socks? Yeah? Absolutely, They're phenomenal. Right,

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Speaker 1: So for for Christmas, I got a friend gave me

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Speaker 1: one pair, and I'm like, God about cheap skate, But

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Speaker 1: now I just looked up the price because I want

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Speaker 1: to buy more. Holy sh it, they're expensive. God dang,

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Speaker 1: one pair of socks. Is I love that? This is

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Speaker 1: like more of a venture into your dad life for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: You know, like you know what my dad does. So

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Speaker 1: my dad will buy socks and they're all gray and

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Speaker 1: they're mid calf and would ever, I mean, that's that's

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Speaker 1: his socks. What he does. He numbers the pairs right,

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Speaker 1: so he will number if he gets six pairs, he

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Speaker 1: not a bad idea though, But like inside, like the

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Speaker 1: elastic event, and he will have the numbers and he

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Speaker 1: will match them up so that one particular sock doesn't

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Speaker 1: but sometimes if you get a hole in his sock,

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Speaker 1: so when the next one has a hole in it,

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Speaker 1: a four? Because that's you know, what does he do?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what question. I don't

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Speaker 1: ask him that. That's a very good question. But he

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Speaker 1: also used to label them left and right. Your dad

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Speaker 1: had different sized feet, yes, uh so on one side

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Speaker 1: So he's actually been kicked out of shoes. But he's

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Speaker 1: very particular about his feet and his shoes. But he's

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Speaker 1: been kicked out of shoe stores before. Weird Dad conversations

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Speaker 1: now comes. My socks come with an element are on them.

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Speaker 1: They're made specifically for your left and right foot. No kidding,

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Speaker 1: look here, hold on, look, I'll take some of mine.

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Speaker 1: Are too arch an l right there? Yeah, no kidding.

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Speaker 1: A lot of athletic socks will do that. They never

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Speaker 1: equivalent in what we do for a living is this

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Speaker 1: is the left headphone, this is the right headphone. Can

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Speaker 1: It feels it feels weird. It was weird. And that's

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Speaker 1: I don't like living in this world. Turned back around,

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Speaker 1: the water dryer and they all match. That was like,

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Speaker 1: write this date down, Oh my god, May one two.

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Speaker 1: By the way, you know where you know where I

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Speaker 1: found some of them go because I found one last week.

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Speaker 1: If a lot of washing machines, people don't even realize

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Speaker 1: that there's like a crap screen that all kinds of

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Speaker 1: causes um washing machines to stop up sometimes. And I

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Speaker 1: and some plastic things that well, we have a Samsung

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Speaker 1: will come out. Can handle it. But that's the reason

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Speaker 1: why sometimes your washing machine will not work and you'll

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Speaker 1: the lint tray. No washer, just have a little hatch

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Speaker 1: crud out and you drain it and then shut up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wonder if all my socks are in there. You

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Speaker 1: will find some pieces of clothing in there. Sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: not a blanket, a blanket members of my family living there.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know about that. You don't do your own

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Speaker 1: wash sometimes, But who does his wash? He sends, that's

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Speaker 1: a single Guys. Do he dry cleans his jeans? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He keeps all his paperwork and his washer dry. Right,

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Speaker 1: that's right. That to me is just dangerous. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not plugged in. You know what baffles me is even

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Speaker 1: if I buy brand new socks, brand new and I

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Speaker 1: put them in, I still will have one less. How

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Speaker 1: is that their brand new? This is the first time

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Speaker 1: they're even going in the dryer. I didn't have time

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Speaker 1: to lose them. So I don't understand. You have a

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Speaker 1: you have a gnome in you're washing machine. He's eating

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Speaker 1: these things? I really do. Are we doing frogs? We're

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Speaker 1: over time? Yeah, I'll do it to your screen. Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a beautiful day, guys, and you will do

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Speaker 1: it again tomorrow. The fifteen Minute Morning Show