Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine?
Speaker 2: Malforn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do your need to ride?
Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 3: to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.
Speaker 3: Hello Karen, my friend.
Speaker 1: Hello Chris, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm great?
Speaker 5: I said that like a space alien who's wearing the
Speaker 5: suit of a man i've been. Yeah, that's the role
Speaker 5: I want to get if I ever get an acting job,
Speaker 5: a human man with an alien inside him, pretending to
Speaker 5: be human, because that's kind of how I feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that. Can I get more than
Speaker 2: just one line? Can you give me like a little
Speaker 2: alien speech trying to be convincing that you're human?
Speaker 5: Hello, Karen, you are my friend. Let us unempty our
Speaker 5: food organ.
Speaker 3: With this witch of.
Speaker 5: Sand, and then I kind of twitch because I'm not
Speaker 5: used to my skin yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, this damn Ham suit.
Speaker 2: And the whole thing is in an integration with Subway sandwiches.
Speaker 5: Why don't you people, I mean us, why don't we
Speaker 5: have claws? So that's a terrible design by your maker.
Speaker 1: Get the new.
Speaker 2: Alien six inch super sub But this weekend.
Speaker 3: I predict you enjoy it. Will you.
Speaker 5: That I already have commercials? You already cast me in
Speaker 5: a commercial?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because this sitcom is so popular that you you
Speaker 2: immediately get integrations and that kind of money where it's like,
Speaker 2: if the alien himself is actually Ham inside of that suit,
Speaker 2: we gotta get Subway and we've got to get those
Speaker 2: special sells.
Speaker 5: Every one of our listeners misses the classic multi cam
Speaker 5: Small Wonder, where a little girl who's actually a robot
Speaker 5: lives with a butler named Belvidere.
Speaker 3: I never really watched it.
Speaker 2: It was kind of the same interchanging hold on, that's
Speaker 2: my sister calling every single time we record.
Speaker 3: Are you sure it's not a typhoon coming?
Speaker 1: That's the alarm.
Speaker 2: It's very low and calm because you're absolutely just being
Speaker 2: told you're about to die.
Speaker 5: You're gonna beyond alive. I have time to go to
Speaker 5: the helicopter pat on the top of the Hilton.
Speaker 3: My only plan when I lived by the beach.
Speaker 2: Were they just taking all comers when in times of
Speaker 2: emergency or that was just what you were gonna do.
Speaker 3: They were taking old comers and old timers.
Speaker 2: I God, damn it, what I'm supposed to get on
Speaker 2: the freeway there?
Speaker 3: Oh, there will be another chance up here.
Speaker 2: Great always true in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: I don't know I was gonna worry about helicopter access
Speaker 5: once I was up there.
Speaker 1: Do you have a gun? Be honest?
Speaker 3: Yes? What kind thirty eight special do you me?
Speaker 2: I have a night Ranger.
Speaker 5: My dad got it in the nineties because his wife
Speaker 5: at the time was worried because they had a used
Speaker 5: Corvette and she thought they would get car drapped. So
Speaker 5: my dad, in like nineties fix bought a tiny handgun
Speaker 5: and then kept it in a box in a closet,
Speaker 5: uneasy that he owned it. And then he was like,
Speaker 5: during one of my you know, someone stole something off
Speaker 5: my porch or I had a funny story about getting mugged.
Speaker 5: My dad was like, do you want this gun? And
Speaker 5: I was just like, I want you to not have it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: for some reason, I will, and so he.
Speaker 3: During a visit, brought it down. I've left it in
Speaker 3: the box with the bullets that he bought.
Speaker 5: With the gun, and I just am keeping it away
Speaker 5: from any wrongdoers. So far, the gun's role is to
Speaker 5: keep it off the streets. Great, So I'm controlling. I'm
Speaker 5: all for gun control, and I'm starting one gun at
Speaker 5: a time.
Speaker 1: You're starting with.
Speaker 2: The man in the mirror, just like Michael Jackson always
Speaker 2: told you to.
Speaker 5: I don't want this man to change his ways. No, no,
Speaker 5: mug all you want you just can't use this gun.
Speaker 2: You have to use a sharp voice.
Speaker 3: Change your ways. Have you tried mugging with nun chucks?
Speaker 1: Mug with vibes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, mug with a mean look on your face.
Speaker 5: Often call a mug. I uh yeah, it's I feel embarrassed.
Speaker 5: But you asked, and you know I'm.
Speaker 3: Not truth to I ask you did do you ask
Speaker 3: about any gun? Maybe? You said gum?
Speaker 2: You're right, I said, do you have any gum?
Speaker 1: I just want you for this podcast.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 5: You have wanted to freshen your breath, and I just
Speaker 5: started to talk about my artillery.
Speaker 3: Oh chewing gun. I have a chewing gun.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the little side hustle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we are parked in the exact spot I was
Speaker 5: in when I got rear ended after conan for real.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh I thought it was up that way.
Speaker 5: Now there was a couple of cars in front of us.
Speaker 5: One of the kids was in not another teen movie,
Speaker 5: which after I crawled out of the burning wreckage, I said,
Speaker 5: were you in another teen movie?
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: And uh, I still follow the guy that hit us
Speaker 3: on Twitter.
Speaker 5: Uh he left town. He was uninsured. Yeah, tried to
Speaker 5: call him once. Oh, and uh he was a motivational
Speaker 5: speaker and uh personal trainer.
Speaker 1: I feel like I took it.
Speaker 2: To Denver, didn't know him, not judging him whatsoever. I
Speaker 2: think it's great when people leave this town. But sometimes,
Speaker 2: and this is what happened to me in Sacramento, I
Speaker 2: just kept getting into car accidents and finally my mom said,
Speaker 2: that's enough. I'm coming to pick you up. You don't
Speaker 2: get to live by yourself anymore. And I think sometimes
Speaker 2: when you like make a big break to like I'm
Speaker 2: moving to Los Angeles to do a thing, and then
Speaker 2: you get here and you're like this sucks and a
Speaker 2: carson is a great way to be like everything is
Speaker 2: canceled starting over.
Speaker 3: Yep. I noticed when I found it because we found.
Speaker 5: As his dad was a proctologist at the Mayo Clinic,
Speaker 5: so it's like, Okay, he has money, why is he
Speaker 5: evading this responsibility?
Speaker 3: And then I found him through his father's.
Speaker 5: Work and yeah, he was like a personal trainer and
Speaker 5: probably wasn't going well. He had a top knot gotten
Speaker 5: a car wreck. Time to take this to Denver, Let
Speaker 5: that hair down, play a little frisbee golf now, not
Speaker 5: answer phone calls from Geico. That's all you have to do, apparently,
Speaker 5: if you're responsible for rear ending someone again, I'm just
Speaker 5: gonna ask this.
Speaker 3: Question in my fault, Karen, Sorry, I'll let you go.
Speaker 2: Should there be less defining features of this person so
Speaker 2: that you can't know exactly who it is within like
Speaker 2: three Internet guesses.
Speaker 3: His name is? Okay? Fine?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Just a couple less because literally is like, how many
Speaker 2: proctologists from the Mayo Clinics sons live in Colorado?
Speaker 5: And if to do that, just send them a box
Speaker 5: of flowers because I'm over it.
Speaker 2: You can't control what's going to be on the other
Speaker 2: side of them, being like, how dare you try to
Speaker 2: kill Chris Fairbanks?
Speaker 5: If I thought our listeners were going to go out
Speaker 5: and do my bidding, I would think of much better
Speaker 5: people than.
Speaker 1: Oh you did the middle name.
Speaker 3: Too, Yeah, squire.
Speaker 5: I let the squire squeak out. Yeah, it's all in
Speaker 5: the past. No harm done except for my fake.
Speaker 2: Hip except you dock singer.
Speaker 3: Yes, right here on the show. My neighbor. Oh hey,
Speaker 3: hey everybody.
Speaker 2: Hey, there's those lines. Sure yellow for a reason.
Speaker 3: It's only a suggestion.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on down, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: Anything yellow is just a suggestion when it comes to signs.
Speaker 5: Maybe they think that is the case with lines. You know,
Speaker 5: when you see thirty five around this corner, you can't
Speaker 5: actually get pulled over for going forty five around the corner?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a suggestion. But then can you still get
Speaker 3: a reckless driving picket?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time since I was on the force.
Speaker 1: You haven't taught traffic school for years.
Speaker 3: No, five hundred feet behind amber lights? Say, I still
Speaker 3: got it?
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 5: My neighbor was has been digging a trench, pulling out
Speaker 5: ivy leaves that were grown into the chain link fence
Speaker 5: that separates his house from my apartment. And it was
Speaker 5: a lot of work, like going all the way down
Speaker 5: to the roots pulling this thing up. There's a four
Speaker 5: foot trench, and I was just like, why are you
Speaker 5: going through all this work? He said, there has been
Speaker 5: a coyote den in here that we didn't know about,
Speaker 5: because there was also a fence on his side, a
Speaker 5: curled over old chain link fence that the ivy leaves
Speaker 5: hadn't grown over, making it a perfect dome. So he
Speaker 5: said there was inches thick of coyote from over the years.
Speaker 5: Cat and dog skeletons. They had lived down there for
Speaker 5: god knows how many years, and I had no.
Speaker 2: Idea cat and dog skeletons.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, thirty of them could have been in there. Oh,
Speaker 5: they go in there at night. The guy has dogs
Speaker 5: that bark at a butterfly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they had no idea.
Speaker 5: Wait, they can be quiet if they want to, unless
Speaker 5: there's a siren then that can't help it.
Speaker 2: They're just like teenagers that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they can do it if they want.
Speaker 3: All these coyotes needed was a little discipline.
Speaker 2: And to get their homework done in time.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it though, It's that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That was a den, a coyote den.
Speaker 5: Yeah, congrats, Yeah, that's I'm just amazed that they were
Speaker 5: my neighbors. I never there was one time I saw
Speaker 5: four or five coyotes go past my window peripherally. I
Speaker 5: just was looking at and they were full grown. They
Speaker 5: are such dogs. Yeah, they're no different.
Speaker 2: I told you about the one that walked up to
Speaker 2: the backsliding glass door one night, right blossom started barking,
Speaker 2: and I went and looked.
Speaker 3: Because I knew this, but it was a raccoon.
Speaker 1: No, no, it was a coyote.
Speaker 2: And it was coming toward the door like it was
Speaker 2: gonna all inside and stiff around, and I was like, no, no,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't feel comfortable doing this, which is like, has
Speaker 2: this happened while I've been gone? And the dogs just
Speaker 2: like bark, but don't keep them out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the one thing that makes me nervous about
Speaker 5: coyotes in my dealing with them. They are not afraid
Speaker 5: of us. They absolutely could give a shit. You could
Speaker 5: be Dwayne the Rock Johnson I bit my cheek.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean to tease. To the end of Draine
Speaker 3: the Rock Johnson, Chris.
Speaker 2: Gets really choked up when he talks about the Rocks.
Speaker 3: My tongue starts tap dancing.
Speaker 1: He's like this man.
Speaker 2: He went from pro wrestler to one of the great
Speaker 2: dramatic actors of our times.
Speaker 3: His Broadway, his Fiddler on the Roof.
Speaker 5: I couldn't think of any Broadway. This is just a
Speaker 5: block from the Pantageous. I could think of one stage play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one right there on that big flag Chicago.
Speaker 5: I want to write a stage production of The Outsiders.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Yes, entirely. I will back it.
Speaker 5: I mean I gotta get smart about things that, of
Speaker 5: course would get made. Yes, you could have him singing
Speaker 5: and dancing, which is what I think that movie was missing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop you there. Okay, don't you dare well?
Speaker 3: It has to be a musical, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Okay, convince me?
Speaker 5: Okay, what is the one thing you wanted to see
Speaker 5: out of the original.
Speaker 2: Brat Pack like Matt Dillon's shirt shirt offs?
Speaker 3: Say well, you get a little bit of that already.
Speaker 5: Oh have you ever seen Matt Dylan's shirtless body sliding
Speaker 5: across the floor on his knees while singing soprano.
Speaker 2: That's you're thinking of Patrick Sweezy.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 2: The vibe is different.
Speaker 3: Oh Swayze, I forgot he's in it too, Yeah he is.
Speaker 1: He's the Gary, the oldest brother.
Speaker 2: I used to have posters of The Outsiders on my
Speaker 2: wall in like fifth grade. We were big into The Outsiders.
Speaker 5: Did you have the poster that starts with Tom Cruise
Speaker 5: showing its side butt on purpose? This is pre this
Speaker 5: is when he had summer teeth. Yep, what kid, summer
Speaker 5: to summer point in this way, summer pointing that way?
Speaker 5: And then and then I believe it was Ralph Macchio.
Speaker 5: Then Emilio asked ofz Then Matt Dylan, the tall one
Speaker 5: in the middle. Yeah, then I have this poster memorized.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then uh, Thomas see Thomas. Hell no, he's third. Okay,
Speaker 3: I didn't know the poster.
Speaker 2: Your sister clearly had the poster, right, I was, are you.
Speaker 3: You're not going to believe this?
Speaker 5: But I was mostly a fan of the book because
Speaker 5: they forced us to read it, not only in sixth grade,
Speaker 5: but the teachers didn't talk and we read it again
Speaker 5: in eighth grade, when I appreciated it more. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: all I knew of it was a Stevie Wonder song
Speaker 5: I liked was in the movie.
Speaker 3: But the book I loved.
Speaker 2: The book was amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still have a copy.
Speaker 2: When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the
Speaker 2: darkness of the movie house house, I only had one
Speaker 2: thing on my mind. James Dean and a ride home.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's the opening line of that book.
Speaker 5: That is a poem, of course, by uh Robert frost
Speaker 5: YEP I believe so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he kept he keeps quoting.
Speaker 5: See, he gets in knife fights, he gets in scuffles
Speaker 5: with the soshas, one of them played by a young
Speaker 5: Oh who's the.
Speaker 1: Boy, Leef Garrett, Life Garrett.
Speaker 3: Thank you? Oh who's the boy? What if you knew
Speaker 3: my brain?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: Well? Oh, who's the boy? The boy?
Speaker 1: The day I did, I did it.
Speaker 5: Leaife Garrett starring in Outsiders, the musical stage show.
Speaker 2: He's a social he's got many and he's gonna get
Speaker 2: stabbed a spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: Thirty years later forty Actually.
Speaker 5: I used a direct Life Garrett on the World's Dumbest Oh,
Speaker 5: and he was very kind and run back. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: he'd bring coffee and I was like, you're the most
Speaker 5: down to earth of all these It used to be
Speaker 5: world's dumbest criminals, and they had like him and Tanya
Speaker 5: Harding and people that had brushes with the law.
Speaker 2: Was he were his brushes just kind of drug stuff? Yes, Yes,
Speaker 2: he didn't do anything bad bad.
Speaker 5: I think that he had something that was terrible in
Speaker 5: his life that was not criminal of him was well,
Speaker 5: he was drunk driving. I think, oh, crashed and a
Speaker 5: friend of his diet and it bothered him. Oh, probably
Speaker 5: the rest of his life. It's the reason he's went
Speaker 5: to drugs because he was nice. It's really sad. I
Speaker 5: think about him often. So that wasn't the first time
Speaker 5: I worked with him.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 5: He was also Amy Schumer's sidekick on that on the
Speaker 5: Reality Bites Back thing where they had to do his
Speaker 5: physical hunting with the stars, and he was so nice
Speaker 5: back then too.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like that he's a child actor.
Speaker 2: He's either going to be the worst or the best, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like my dad said, the biggest asshole that he
Speaker 5: ever met in Hollywood was the kid from Dennis the Minis.
Speaker 3: He was like this kid was like, bring me this now.
Speaker 5: My dad was working in a Mexican restaurant in Toronado,
Speaker 5: just yelling at people.
Speaker 3: Wow, what a terrible child.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Yeah, I wonder if he was the same
Speaker 2: kid who was the creepy kid from that episode of
Speaker 2: the twilight Zone that can make you disappear. I think
Speaker 2: it might be the same child actor. I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that it was around that time.
Speaker 5: Probably he was pissed off because he's only getting Twilight
Speaker 5: Zone episode, so he thought he was going to be
Speaker 5: Dennis MNAs forever.
Speaker 2: It was back when they only had one child actor
Speaker 2: every decade. Yeah, and he had to do all the
Speaker 2: child parts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there weren't that many.
Speaker 5: No, Now people have babies just to make them actors.
Speaker 2: Oh, there is a there's a documentary I really want
Speaker 2: to watch, and I really don't want to watch. Have
Speaker 2: you heard of it. It's called Quiet on the Set and.
Speaker 3: It started it last night.
Speaker 1: It is very upsetting.
Speaker 3: Well, if you do a little googling while you watch it,
Speaker 3: which is what I do with everything, you find that
Speaker 3: the victims themselves grew right into their own controversial behavior
Speaker 3: and they don't really talk about that. Oh, because I
Speaker 3: guess it complicates the message, but I was like, oh no,
Speaker 3: what happened to this guy? And in googling it, I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, he himself is a sex offender.
Speaker 2: Well, right, that's sometimes that happened to you. Yes, but
Speaker 2: I think the point of it is they were children
Speaker 2: that then their lives are ruined in whatever way.
Speaker 5: Well, it's interesting because the the the evil doer in it.
Speaker 5: One of them, the main one is the guy from
Speaker 5: that skiing movie with John Cusack that I used to like.
Speaker 3: Off Dead. He's like the neighbor weird boy.
Speaker 5: He went in there with no experience and started pitching
Speaker 5: these shows and.
Speaker 3: Was just not nice, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean to say the leader.
Speaker 5: There's other people that were that are more focused on
Speaker 5: the actual.
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure you're not coming off
Speaker 2: pro pedophile's conversation.
Speaker 3: It's so far I'm in episode two. The guy from
Speaker 3: Better Off Dead is not U p Doo as they
Speaker 3: say over the.
Speaker 2: Pond Dan Schneider.
Speaker 5: Though, I think, well, where there's unsolicited, hey give me
Speaker 5: a massage in front of everyone on set, not private massage, Chris.
Speaker 1: Again, I'm just keeping it open mind.
Speaker 3: There are some they have established some baddies in it though.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was immediately supposed to turn right.
Speaker 5: Oh the fuck, just take a right up here and
Speaker 5: then and then we'll be able to do it. Oh,
Speaker 5: we're almost coming up on For a brief period we
Speaker 5: were in a studio, out of the car.
Speaker 3: What were we thinking?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Aaron used to record for us good Old Air,
Speaker 2: sweet Man the best. Yeah, still hanging tough at all
Speaker 2: things comedy, doing it, getting it done for everybody.
Speaker 3: On time and under budget, and gives.
Speaker 2: You good quiet laughing much like our friend on Eleise,
Speaker 2: where you know you're being funny, but you don't have
Speaker 2: to like stop.
Speaker 1: And talk about it, right.
Speaker 3: That is all that I did.
Speaker 5: By the way, when I was directing the World's Dumbest Show,
Speaker 5: they would tell their jokes and I couldn't laugh out loud,
Speaker 5: but I wanted to give approval or direction, so I
Speaker 5: would just silently make a laughing face and give a
Speaker 5: thumbs up.
Speaker 3: And that was my job to sit in a chair
Speaker 3: and do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people need support, all of us. Yeah, laughing support,
Speaker 2: humor support.
Speaker 5: Um, genital support.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what we're going back to the pediphi.
Speaker 5: No, no, no adult genitals.
Speaker 3: Everyone's an adult with these genitals.
Speaker 2: Oh, should I turned one street too early?
Speaker 3: No, damn it, It's okay. You gotta sneak.
Speaker 2: Up on our Have you run through this gate and
Speaker 2: climb that wall?
Speaker 1: Yeah, knock on her back door?
Speaker 3: Run through? Uh Ooh smells delicious. Hey, someone's kitchen. That's
Speaker 3: from Ferris Bueller, soon to be a musical directed by me.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 3: That's the one thing we want to see.
Speaker 5: Everyone loves that scene in Ferrispueller where he's lip syncing
Speaker 5: to shake it up, baby now twisting it out.
Speaker 3: A lot of people in parentheses.
Speaker 2: Our friend is here, you know, clubs, colleges, movies, podcasts, friendships.
Speaker 3: Put your ears together for Tignataro.
Speaker 1: Put your ears together, Put them together, put them together.
Speaker 3: Hello hoo, Hello.
Speaker 5: Yes, the tips today we had it. We read a
Speaker 5: ad for your podcast handsome.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, thank you for doing that.
Speaker 2: We got the cross promos going nice. Yes, big time
Speaker 2: podcasting business.
Speaker 3: How long have you been doing that podcast?
Speaker 1: We have been doing it, I think six months. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's new, yeah, but already wildly popular.
Speaker 1: People love it wild. It's wild wild. It's my fourth podcast,
Speaker 1: and uh, I think I finally am onto something.
Speaker 3: You were always onto something.
Speaker 1: Well, everything just kind kind of hit the mid time
Speaker 1: and then uh, this one's doing well.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well of course you gotta you gotta look
Speaker 5: at the numbers you got, Paige.
Speaker 3: We've been all about the numbers on this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can tell how kind of vicious we are
Speaker 2: about ratings and pre production.
Speaker 1: I think just vicious people in general really works for us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm here to talk to you about. Oh,
Speaker 1: now you've both treated me over the.
Speaker 5: No not another personality interventions.
Speaker 1: I thought, I apologize you did, and it's not enough.
Speaker 1: It's not taking No. I find myself still very upset
Speaker 1: with you. So I said, come pick me up and
Speaker 1: let's uh promote my career.
Speaker 2: That'll solve it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You might as well be recording during any of these interventions. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I realized the other day and wanted to when we
Speaker 5: did Largo together.
Speaker 3: But I think I you know, crowds make me nervous.
Speaker 5: I heard so many, we heard so many intimate well
Speaker 5: mostly bathroom use, yeah, but relationships. I wanted to chime
Speaker 5: in during.
Speaker 2: You know, if there is arguments, can I ask a
Speaker 2: question about the bathroom use?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about Largo or when you guys lived together.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a good question. I'm lost what happened?
Speaker 1: This will clarify a bit.
Speaker 3: Go on, Chris, Yeah, I'll take it from here. We
Speaker 3: moved into the tiniest home.
Speaker 1: It was snugly, it was great.
Speaker 3: We loved it.
Speaker 5: We used to put a flower in that one vase
Speaker 5: and stare at it in the corner while holding hands.
Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding. Remember that face?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought you said, remember that face?
Speaker 3: Remember that face.
Speaker 1: When I was staring at you. I don't have it anymore.
Speaker 1: So you have to remember, I've only seen the back
Speaker 1: of your heads so far, so it could be a
Speaker 1: different faces.
Speaker 3: Let's stare at the flower.
Speaker 5: Stand behind me, look at the back of my head,
Speaker 5: and then I'll move when it's your flower viewing.
Speaker 1: Chris turns around and it's John Travolta's face.
Speaker 5: What Sorry, that's okay. I had a room and then
Speaker 5: there's a living area in kind of a kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yours wasn't even a room yours because I rented the
Speaker 1: house first. Yes, and then Chris and I worked together
Speaker 1: in Boise and fell into friendship.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, And then I said, and he was going through
Speaker 1: a breakup, and I was like, do you want to
Speaker 1: just move in with me? We had so much fun
Speaker 1: that weekend.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, you remember I thought you found I'm like,
Speaker 5: what great timing.
Speaker 3: I thought you found it right.
Speaker 1: You were opening for me in boise and we fell
Speaker 1: into friendship love and couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 3: Boy see girl see whatever I.
Speaker 1: Can get, they see. And so I said, I you know,
Speaker 1: he and his girlfriend had just broken up, and I said,
Speaker 1: I just runted this house. Do you want to just
Speaker 1: move in with me? And he said sure, and then
Speaker 1: he moved into the think. I don't know. Is it
Speaker 1: like a little TV room?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a dad like French doors.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it seemed like a bedroom.
Speaker 3: This is the first I've heard that I was not
Speaker 3: in a bedroom.
Speaker 5: It makes sense that you chose the actual bedroom first,
Speaker 5: because I thought you were just giving me the bigger room.
Speaker 1: Well, because I had a closet. Oh right, that was
Speaker 1: the trade off, is you got the big room, no closet.
Speaker 3: With a pile of clothes on my bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that was your girlfriend. She's so boring.
Speaker 1: She's been there for nine years.
Speaker 5: My girlfriend was at tennis ball at the end of
Speaker 5: a broomstick so you could just keep.
Speaker 2: The perfect eye lines with your imaginary girl.
Speaker 5: That whole relationship was just a green screen experiment.
Speaker 3: But yeah, thin walls and we became very close.
Speaker 2: Forced Yeah, yeah, I actually this is unrelated but tangential.
Speaker 2: I went to a restaurant last night, and when I
Speaker 2: went into the bathroom, there was a table right outside
Speaker 2: the wall where the bathroom was, so there's a window
Speaker 2: up high, but I could hear their conversation so clearly
Speaker 2: that I was like, well, I'm about to pee and
Speaker 2: then flash the toilet and they're going for me very clearly.
Speaker 1: And that's gross when you're at a restaurant. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: also gross to share that story, right, No, no.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 1: You did and wash my hands.
Speaker 5: From the beginning of the story, I was like, Karen,
Speaker 5: finally speaking my language. I know.
Speaker 1: We've been abandoning it. I can take us right back
Speaker 1: to it. I have a couple of stories. Let's go. Okay.
Speaker 1: I was in a public bathroom at the airport, and
Speaker 1: oh my god, this was so funny. But I also
Speaker 1: felt for this woman. She was clearly a single mom
Speaker 1: traveling with like a two year old, and she had
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and in the stall, she
Speaker 1: traps her child in the stall with her because the
Speaker 1: kid was too young to just wait outside. And and
Speaker 1: I'm in the stall next to her, and I hear
Speaker 1: ew mommy.
Speaker 7: Gross stings, and the mom was saying quiet.
Speaker 1: It was like, eh, it's gros and this is four.
Speaker 1: Woman is trapped and they're just trying to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then when and everything, a child says, it's
Speaker 5: truth that you know, they're not lying, they're not trying
Speaker 5: to embarrasser.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, the child was truly trapped in a
Speaker 1: stinky situation.
Speaker 2: Should have pushed the child out of the stall.
Speaker 1: Might fine?
Speaker 2: Fine, I would love five minutes to myself, go go
Speaker 2: wander around.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit on the pot and after I flush,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to exhale for ten minutes. You do you?
Speaker 1: And then the other thing. This isn't number one or
Speaker 1: number two stuff, but it's even I would say it's
Speaker 1: number four.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is.
Speaker 1: The number one grossest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: And I don't know where you guys land with germ issues.
Speaker 1: But I'm in the stall, and in the stall next
Speaker 1: to me, the traveler at the airport has put their
Speaker 1: personal home pillow on the floor of the bathroom. Oh no,
Speaker 1: and then I can only imagine gonna snuggle into that
Speaker 1: while they're flying through the air.
Speaker 3: I can't even rest my backpack upon the floor.
Speaker 1: I struggle with it too, Like that's not even make
Speaker 1: it so you don't.
Speaker 3: Sometimes hooks are broken off because or.
Speaker 1: Even hold your pillow while you're doing your business on
Speaker 1: your head, like they were in the SERENGETI.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like the idea of the person sitting down
Speaker 5: the neck pillow was around their neck and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: I can't swell my cheeks and puff up like I
Speaker 5: usually do when I'm docing.
Speaker 3: Let me rest this right where everyone has splattered.
Speaker 1: You've got to clear this airway while I go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing worse than that visual. I wonder about that person.
Speaker 1: Always want other gross like no boundary of grossness? Are
Speaker 1: they willing to?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Also, how old were they?
Speaker 3: You wonder they were?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were twenty six and a half.
Speaker 3: You can learn a lot from someone's shoes. It's like
Speaker 3: counting tree rings. Make shoes.
Speaker 1: I have know they're barefoot shoes. Oh, and they allow
Speaker 1: my toes to display out because as I age, which
Speaker 1: i'll be a lot older on the twenty fourth, just
Speaker 1: in a few days. And I invited both of you,
Speaker 1: and neither of you responded to the invite. But it
Speaker 1: was disguised as just a screening for my new special.
Speaker 1: But it is my birthday party.
Speaker 3: I've not seen either. But I also am very bad
Speaker 3: at email. Okay, well I will, I will go, I'll
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 1: I will be there too. It is a private screening
Speaker 1: at large go and yes, and there will be a pizza.
Speaker 3: Truck cake and Flannagan was talking about that.
Speaker 1: I'm so there. Yeah, okay, then I'll put you on
Speaker 1: the list.
Speaker 2: I'll r s v P.
Speaker 5: Flannagan was like, should I do this? And then I
Speaker 5: did a lot of the planning. It's funny that I
Speaker 5: just hadn't settled on a date. Reminded me, Yes, planning
Speaker 5: happy birthday.
Speaker 1: What a surprise party. Yes, the two people that that
Speaker 1: planned it, yeah, co.
Speaker 5: Producer special, I don't know if I uh, yeah, I will,
Speaker 5: I'll be there. It'll be great, wonderful. I've been wearing
Speaker 5: these rubber toast spacers. There's a first set that you
Speaker 5: wear and then the second one's harder rubber, but it
Speaker 5: does the same thing. And I because it said do
Speaker 5: you have hip or posture issues? Everything? Just a list
Speaker 5: of things I have trouble with. And it was an Instagram. Hey, slouchy,
Speaker 5: my phone not only listens judges from uh through the camera,
Speaker 5: I guess, but I uh, they work because I wore
Speaker 5: them to a music concert the other night. I'm just
Speaker 5: standing there. My calves and my backs on my legs
Speaker 5: were sore, as if.
Speaker 1: The fair this is the calves in your body.
Speaker 3: Yes, these baby cows I brought. Everyone's like, be quiet,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to hear. A guitar solo.
Speaker 2: Is really cramping my style?
Speaker 3: Can a four each guy going on to the town to
Speaker 3: see some rock and roll?
Speaker 1: This croneo is really cramping my calves.
Speaker 3: My I should have said my left and right leg calves.
Speaker 1: You should have I'm like Amelia Badelia, and I take
Speaker 1: everything seriously. I loved that book. So Karen Karen kill Garrett,
Speaker 1: Karen Marie Kilgart. Anytime it was circle time in school,
Speaker 1: uh and we could pick a book, I was like.
Speaker 2: All the way, gotta tell her story. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: she had no idea what was going on? It was
Speaker 2: chaos all the time.
Speaker 1: She'd have the list of things to do, and on
Speaker 1: the list bad The list was draw the drapes. Well,
Speaker 1: she put up an easel and she sketched the drapes.
Speaker 2: That's well, like Bobby Pince flew out of her hair
Speaker 2: because she was so stressed out all the time.
Speaker 3: She grew up to be Kathy.
Speaker 1: I didn't hack.
Speaker 5: I laughed as if I knew. I just I laughed
Speaker 5: like an idiot because Amelia Badelia makes me laugh. I
Speaker 5: like word but I was pretending to know what the
Speaker 5: book was.
Speaker 1: Do you really ever have to say that in your
Speaker 1: life that you like wordplay people, Chris, I don't.
Speaker 3: It's been a while since you seen me do stand up.
Speaker 3: It is all I sit down. I tell stories now.
Speaker 3: I still do the word.
Speaker 1: Just do rhymes, fun name rhymes, rhymes with no reason.
Speaker 5: But I'm not so Amelia Badelia would do, would take
Speaker 5: saying things literally.
Speaker 1: Yes, it made me and Karen I found out just
Speaker 1: a moment ago laugh. So I really think when when
Speaker 1: people asked early comedy influences, I do say Amelia Vadelia.
Speaker 2: Hell, yes, Well she was supposed to be the maid,
Speaker 2: so she was like show up with her maid outfit on.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, You're not Karen, Okay, I just
Speaker 2: wanted to go on. I like to do things in
Speaker 2: my childhood where I combine like four things and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is the monkey right that they made get a job? No,
Speaker 2: that's a different book. But she was like a maid,
Speaker 2: so she was supposed it would be like a fancy
Speaker 2: house where she could break a bunch of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she would be going around and she was supposed
Speaker 2: to be doing her job, and she was supposed to
Speaker 2: be doing it correctly, sir, like seriously.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with your index finger halfway up your nostril.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: I heard that if you pick your nose it could
Speaker 2: give you some sort of cancer. Has anyone heard that, Well.
Speaker 1: If you pick your nose, you could get some sort
Speaker 1: of cancer? Is that what they said? Meaning me? I
Speaker 1: just said it. The doctor's like, well if you do that,
Speaker 1: you could get some sort of cancer. So just be careful.
Speaker 5: When I would use the restuom take a no in
Speaker 5: and remind me I should get cancer screenings, she's like
Speaker 5: those you remember that I do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're squiggles.
Speaker 1: Well, because there were there were things that were left behind.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I were back to the ones and teos.
Speaker 3: She meant I would bring like neck pillows and stuff
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: I was telling Chris to get his cancer squiggles checked out.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile I was wandering around full blow just riddle with
Speaker 1: cancer so much.
Speaker 5: Can kind why I brought it up, because I knew
Speaker 5: you would just say that every time I.
Speaker 1: Get your finger out of your nose, and Missy just yours.
Speaker 1: I was always trying to get the boogers off my tips.
Speaker 1: Sure enough, I got to ask cancer, Well, let me
Speaker 1: make a correction. I didn't have ass cancer, but I
Speaker 1: did have boogers all over my tips.
Speaker 3: God fuck, talking's fun, all right?
Speaker 1: Goodbye?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, that's great, A lot of good memories.
Speaker 1: Everybody would always ask, and I'm sure we just said
Speaker 1: talked about this on the other time I was on
Speaker 1: the show, but why not revisit it? But people would
Speaker 1: always say, oh my god, what was it like with
Speaker 1: you living together? And I would always act out us
Speaker 1: like sweeping and being like do you have money for
Speaker 1: the electric bill? I mean, we had fun times, but
Speaker 1: it was also like just a lot of sweeping and
Speaker 1: paying bills and having roommates alternating you know, coming and
Speaker 1: going and running the back house.
Speaker 3: And the back house.
Speaker 2: Who was in the back house? Can you give us
Speaker 2: some do some name drops?
Speaker 1: Well, Kristin Shawl for a little bit, christ Great Opener?
Speaker 3: Uh, will Or Waite? Who's the funny coast of Why
Speaker 3: am I forgetting? Is that? Seth uh?
Speaker 1: Seth Rogan?
Speaker 3: It was Joe Rogan, very funny, red haired guy with glasses.
Speaker 3: That's a comic.
Speaker 1: Kurt, Yeah, he lived back there to really yeah Glazer,
Speaker 1: she was on the couch.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have a signing sheet or anything to
Speaker 2: keep track there?
Speaker 5: There's that. There was a German guy. He slept in
Speaker 5: the nude. Someone came into the house.
Speaker 3: You were gone.
Speaker 5: They walked right through those French doors and a very
Speaker 5: large man just walked in my room.
Speaker 3: No, he was clothed. I was in my underpants.
Speaker 5: I pushed him out and he would look so surprised
Speaker 5: that I.
Speaker 3: Was kicking him out of the house.
Speaker 5: Then he got angry on the porch and was trying
Speaker 5: to get back in. So I went out the back. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: and very but certainly was in the gym at some point.
Speaker 5: I went in the back and the guy that was
Speaker 5: living back there, that German guy came out. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: he had a Volkswagen bus and a dog and.
Speaker 1: In your German just because your car.
Speaker 5: It was the accent and the uncircumcised penis that he
Speaker 5: came out with. I was looking to see if this
Speaker 5: guy was leaving, and he just ran up and he
Speaker 5: was flapping around.
Speaker 3: He's like, what's going on? And I was like, right.
Speaker 1: Here, You're like, I have the same question for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, will you just sleep like that? You weren't ready
Speaker 3: to go out?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: And then and but we uh, we did some diversionary tactics.
Speaker 5: He did like a cop voice, and the guy finally left.
Speaker 1: A German cop voice. Yes, a naked German cup. So
Speaker 1: did the guy that came into our house? Did he
Speaker 1: see the naked German Man?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: After the girl from Russia or Ukraine lived back there, MELI,
Speaker 5: who was she? I don't know, but I think she
Speaker 5: had something to do with the theft of your television.
Speaker 1: Do you know what is very bizarre? Right?
Speaker 3: Her friend? Remember you?
Speaker 5: Your first Jake had never bought was one Aerosmith cassette
Speaker 5: and some some boxers and.
Speaker 1: And you, Karen, I didn't remember your voice to be
Speaker 1: that beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's Karen Karen Range.
Speaker 5: When podcasting, when I feel like we're the same singers
Speaker 5: when we're podcasting, and then you hear her album, which
Speaker 5: I believe it's one of your favorites and all that.
Speaker 5: Karen knows how to take it to level two or
Speaker 5: three or four, but to not make us feel bad.
Speaker 3: She has her car singing voice.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I forgot about brain roommate.
Speaker 3: Well, you have that TV for a week. It totally
Speaker 3: makes tons of sense.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 5: Oh boy, okay, Well, there's just a guy standing in
Speaker 5: front of our car.
Speaker 1: He is not the weird thing is coulous?
Speaker 3: His line his.
Speaker 1: Does this happen typically on the show?
Speaker 5: No, it has a crazy guy basically standing on the car,
Speaker 5: but I can't tell him.
Speaker 3: His eye line is with your eyes.
Speaker 2: He's he's trying to make that and he's saying, yes,
Speaker 2: I have to roll down the window, which will never
Speaker 2: have no.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, okay, there's a cop.
Speaker 1: Oh my lord, thank you officer. God. I holy it
Speaker 1: was Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's it's scary when someone is like that focused on
Speaker 5: you and you can't figure out why, and you start
Speaker 5: to think.
Speaker 2: He came a spirit the sidewalk, like he saw our
Speaker 2: car and was coming for us. Specifically, he looked like
Speaker 2: he was just an asshole in a bar that was
Speaker 2: trying to start share.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm wow. Well I'm glad. I just wanted
Speaker 3: to guys we did it tell him to stop.
Speaker 1: Totally took down the vibe a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we can bring it back. I think we can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we can't for sure.
Speaker 2: But my thing of like I started picturing I'm going
Speaker 2: to go in reverse, which did you hear him go
Speaker 2: you can't go in reverse?
Speaker 1: Did you hear him say that?
Speaker 2: Oh, Like I put it in reverse to try to
Speaker 2: do the like back back whenever. And then it's like,
Speaker 2: but if I go that way and he jumps behind
Speaker 2: the car, then I hit.
Speaker 3: Him right right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also that I can't find where these cameras are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5: It was like he was baiting us for something that
Speaker 5: we didn't have.
Speaker 2: It's like someone in a black tesla fuck with him before, right,
Speaker 2: which they're everywhere.
Speaker 5: Something someone wronged him and they had a car like
Speaker 5: this with the same But.
Speaker 2: He also had the energy of like there could have
Speaker 2: been a gun in that yea, that was right.
Speaker 1: That was the part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that party either.
Speaker 3: Yeah he did have a bag. It's ay scary when
Speaker 3: someone has a bag. Yeah he Oh.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry. It's always scary when someone has a.
Speaker 9: Bag, be it, yes, a backpack, a duffel, anybody, even
Speaker 9: if it's a clear bag, and even.
Speaker 1: Loved one.
Speaker 3: I don't like when people have things with them.
Speaker 1: What I do don't even talk about if don't you did?
Speaker 1: You know as you can carry in burlaps?
Speaker 2: Do you guys think that some of the people in
Speaker 2: traffic thought we did something to that guy and we
Speaker 2: were just getting what we.
Speaker 1: Deserve, like you're making us look bad or that we
Speaker 1: just wouldn't go. Yeah, we were just like we were
Speaker 1: just thinking about it.
Speaker 2: What's in that underpants store over there is what we
Speaker 2: were talking about.
Speaker 5: It still bothers me that for some reason he singled
Speaker 5: you out, But then luckily I became his yes, source
Speaker 5: of attention.
Speaker 1: We were able to transfer it over. But it was honest,
Speaker 1: he didn't care at all about me. I was taking
Speaker 1: my face in, I was trying to take pictures. Have
Speaker 1: you ever watched you go like this with your finger?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
Speaker 3: You don't recognize her from many things very well known.
Speaker 1: Blend Freemium, Blend freemium, Blaine one, Blaine twenty seven years ago, surf.
Speaker 2: It's me the observation, I still haven't I could.
Speaker 7: I see stuff that everybody else don't realize they see.
Speaker 2: And I'll ever dig.
Speaker 5: And she thought of a funny idea. She don't say,
Speaker 5: there's golden lazier.
Speaker 7: He said, she killed her brain and then I just
Speaker 7: run off the heels looking for gold. God, that was weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's weird.
Speaker 3: We're all low key traumatized.
Speaker 1: It's not high key.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when that right there on the corner
Speaker 1: used to be like a cute little French quarter, New
Speaker 1: Orleans style, But look at it now? It is my point?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at it now.
Speaker 1: That has a no trespassing sign, which reminds me of
Speaker 1: one of my favorite signs that I oftentimes see that
Speaker 1: says keep out exclamation point, which is weird because it's
Speaker 1: a sign yelling at you about something you already do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why escalate it? Yeah, you could keep emotion out
Speaker 3: of it and just say, hey, keep out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, you know how you're not in here.
Speaker 1: Keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exclamation point kind of makes you want to go
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, why are you already yelling at me? I'm
Speaker 5: I'm just looking in the direction of yours.
Speaker 1: And I'm out. Yeah, I'm going to keep doing it,
Speaker 1: not even because of your side.
Speaker 3: You keep doing that.
Speaker 1: You have no interest until my choice?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're just yelling at someone out my choice.
Speaker 2: What do you think would happen if those cops never came?
Speaker 1: Karen still traumatized?
Speaker 3: You guys, you would have seen that. I took karate
Speaker 3: in sixth grade.
Speaker 2: I think it was because my choice was let's wait
Speaker 2: until somebody else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm not proud.
Speaker 5: I was not I did not want to get out,
Speaker 5: But then when he was being a dick, I think
Speaker 5: my plan always is to go, hey, do you mind,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that you're having a bad day. Like you
Speaker 5: can relate to people, I can.
Speaker 1: Get at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I a bag. I don't. I do
Speaker 3: not like a bag. There could have been anything.
Speaker 2: I've been anything, And the assumption of reason, I think,
Speaker 2: is how people get into trouble because the whole thing
Speaker 2: was happening in a world that he was living in,
Speaker 2: so he wasn't there to communicate with you about how
Speaker 2: there's no problem, right, he was going to fight my car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just I thought at first because of his
Speaker 5: almost borderline kind face when it's resting, he had resting
Speaker 5: kind face, I thought he needed help, like, hey, can
Speaker 5: you pull over? Some stuff fell out of my bag?
Speaker 1: All safe? Yeah, Michael Stipe.
Speaker 3: Vibe, Yes he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just like just a slender bearded man that
Speaker 1: you know. That came like b line, that's me at
Speaker 1: your bumper.
Speaker 3: I should that all day.
Speaker 1: It almost became a hood ornament.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he kept getting closer. There really
Speaker 5: was no Also, doesn't this car act on its own
Speaker 5: when there's a person's body, Like obviously on your map
Speaker 5: or whatever, there was an image of a person there,
Speaker 5: and your car would not have let you go forward, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think if I pressed the gas it would
Speaker 2: have gone forward. I know it would have beaped, but
Speaker 2: I think it would have moved like a regular so
Speaker 2: we could.
Speaker 3: Have taken care of it pretty quickly. I should have.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it wasn't efficient of.
Speaker 5: Me, but I thought that's what he was saying. When
Speaker 5: koble Akwards Uh, maybe he knew a little bit. He
Speaker 5: used to work on Tesla.
Speaker 1: It wasn't efficient of you in your very efficient car.
Speaker 5: Before we lived together and I had the breakup. We
Speaker 5: lived behind this liquor store.
Speaker 1: What and then in that yellow ye story and.
Speaker 5: One day a car slammed in the side of it.
Speaker 5: We were not there. The brick and mortar all over
Speaker 5: the floor.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't you think it's weird that you were telling
Speaker 2: the story of like the guy that came in and
Speaker 2: then that's kind of what happened in real life.
Speaker 1: Yes, Chris, I was being interviewed recently and and your
Speaker 1: name came up, and I was just delighted that this
Speaker 1: guy interviewing me, and the Hollywood reporter was like, I
Speaker 1: love Chris Fairbanks. So we had a little.
Speaker 3: Were you guys talking about comedy? I crossed my fingers.
Speaker 1: You know, he's just in love with you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you out. I always used to
Speaker 1: go to.
Speaker 3: His house, but he kicked me out. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: He was saying, how funny he said, he's a big
Speaker 1: fan of Karen. I was getting to that, Karen, mean,
Speaker 1: he loves you too, and he listens to my favorite
Speaker 1: murder and then he said because of that, he started
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast. So I'm just now realizing he's
Speaker 1: gonna hear this all, and it took me a second
Speaker 1: the time. I's like, oh right, this is what turned
Speaker 1: him on to you. And then now he's very familiar
Speaker 1: with your comedy.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's a shame that in the beginning of
Speaker 5: the story you just tore him apart for his physical appearance.
Speaker 3: I was off putting.
Speaker 2: Man, bun Kay can go back and get it.
Speaker 1: That's well.
Speaker 2: I love that it all is joined up in this
Speaker 2: super group of a podcast episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is.
Speaker 3: The Alan Parsons of talking.
Speaker 5: It was always funny when I first met you and
Speaker 5: you had pictures of you as a kid, like working
Speaker 5: on a car or something, and you'd have sig in
Speaker 5: your mouth, and it just seems like something you would
Speaker 5: never do that.
Speaker 3: I've only known you to be a health person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I did it. I did it. And in fact,
Speaker 1: that picture you're talking about of me smoking a cigarette,
Speaker 1: I'm changing a car tire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're twelve, Well I.
Speaker 1: Was like eighteen or something. And on my podcast Handsome,
Speaker 1: we are making these stickers that are specific to each
Speaker 1: host that we're going to sell for our individual birthdays,
Speaker 1: and for my birthday we are packaging. It's funny that
Speaker 1: you would mention that picture, Chris, because look at this,
Speaker 1: my friend. I just sent it to Stephanie to choose
Speaker 1: which one to go with. Stephanie my wife. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry with it, saying okay, Dike at the bottom.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's funny. Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's your long hair, Dave. Girls.
Speaker 3: Okay, we get it, we get it well.
Speaker 1: And the okay, Dyke that is at the bottom of
Speaker 1: that is from when Stephanie, my wife, and I first
Speaker 1: got together. We just we met up in person for
Speaker 1: the first time after texting for so long, and when
Speaker 1: we immediately met up, we start making out just instantly,
Speaker 1: and then and then we continue for a long time.
Speaker 1: And then the next day I'm like, Wow, I really
Speaker 1: do like this person that I had a hunch that
Speaker 1: I really liked. She sends me a forty page email
Speaker 1: telling me how much she loves hanging out with me,
Speaker 1: how funny she thinks I am that she's not gay,
Speaker 1: but she had so much fun making out. What's the
Speaker 1: what do you mean.
Speaker 3: You said your wife that she's not gay.
Speaker 1: She said this, yeah, yeah, because she hadn't dated a
Speaker 1: woman before.
Speaker 3: I thought this was a recent email. No, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm like, this has happened before, Thomas light in the game.
Speaker 2: This is what happens to the brain.
Speaker 5: I'm traumatized by all the straight girls you dated. We
Speaker 5: lived together.
Speaker 1: So she writes through this long, long email, and then
Speaker 1: I was like, I was a little deflated, but I
Speaker 1: just thought, well, what can I do? And then I
Speaker 1: just wrote back, okay, Dike.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm okay.
Speaker 1: And then she said when she got that too, that's
Speaker 1: so delighted. I was like, okay, I do like this.
Speaker 1: And now we're married, and we had two kids. Three
Speaker 1: cats the production company we're on year eleven.
Speaker 3: I love them all, and I love two of the cats.
Speaker 1: I you don't like the third. Like you you are
Speaker 1: cities imitation her into this woman into our podcast because
Speaker 1: she's just right there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we've done that before.
Speaker 5: See that's when usually it was a time I tried
Speaker 5: to lightheartedly say we get it.
Speaker 3: You're on a bicycle and that I chased us down.
Speaker 1: Oh see, this isn't unusual that you run into mishaps.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of problem. That's a great new
Speaker 1: name for the show, mishaps on.
Speaker 3: Wheels easier to remember.
Speaker 5: If I get introduced one more time with can I
Speaker 5: give you a ride?
Speaker 3: Give it up for Christopher. I am embarrassed.
Speaker 5: Please don't tell Steph that I should know when you
Speaker 5: said Stephanie, but I thought of your friend Stephy Will
Speaker 5: that was always at our house. So it's because we're
Speaker 5: thinking of that time. But I'm still obviously embarrassed that
Speaker 5: you had to go.
Speaker 3: I am, I am. It's egg on my face.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's why it says okay, Dike, and we're
Speaker 1: selling those stickers genius.
Speaker 3: You got it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not a sticker. You can just stick on
Speaker 5: something in mixed company.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't stick it on the pew at
Speaker 2: church or do with your Episcopalian you'll be fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those goddamn Episcopalian they don't know what they think.
Speaker 3: Tick.
Speaker 2: What are you? What are what pastime are you excited
Speaker 2: about these days? What are you interested in?
Speaker 1: I've been treading water, really, yes, yes, I've had some
Speaker 1: surgeries in my in my past, and every time I've
Speaker 1: recovered from surgery, I'm told you gotta walk, but don't
Speaker 1: walk too much. Yea, And so we go again.
Speaker 3: No, he's friendly, he just looks crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a sweatshirt. It's not a bag. It's a sweatshirt.
Speaker 3: Hey, pro onion. Man, that guy's a grip for sure.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the other guy was a director.
Speaker 3: We I swim too. That it's the best therapy, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, but I tread water for an hour at
Speaker 1: a time, and I started doing that so that I
Speaker 1: could exercise my entire body without putting too much pressure
Speaker 1: on myself. And I started at fifteen minutes, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's not bad. I'll go up to thirty.
Speaker 1: Did that. That's not a problem for me. I want
Speaker 1: to up to forty five. Who cares.
Speaker 3: Let's do an hour a kidding for an hour.
Speaker 1: Chris and I like, you should play water polo. Well,
Speaker 1: then i'd have to get a whole team together, and
Speaker 1: i'd have to learn the sword, whereas I can just
Speaker 1: be by myself in a pool and tread water. And
Speaker 1: I do that for exercise and I love it so much.
Speaker 1: And so we're putting a pool in over at our office.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't want to do it with our kids.
Speaker 3: Please make it just be a deep, deep hot tub
Speaker 3: with a treading pool.
Speaker 2: So but I have two arm lengths wise, yeah, because
Speaker 2: that is my hip.
Speaker 1: Guy.
Speaker 5: He was said, no more running. That makes your bones
Speaker 5: rub together, and uh, I started swamming. I didn't even
Speaker 5: know how to swim. I had to get a snorkel
Speaker 5: and now I love it.
Speaker 1: Well, we should tread water sometime.
Speaker 5: Okay, if you don't mind someone being right next year
Speaker 5: for fifteen of those fifty.
Speaker 1: Minutes with a snorkel on, just in case I go
Speaker 1: below water. Yeah, I'd love to have you for fifteen
Speaker 1: of those minutes, doesn't it if.
Speaker 5: You have any pain in your body because I had
Speaker 5: it radiating down my leg. Yeah, and then I would
Speaker 5: swim and it's like, oh my whole body feels better.
Speaker 3: There's not much else.
Speaker 1: It's so magically helpful in uh, strengthening your body, and like.
Speaker 3: That's amazing that you tread that long. I can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of do it as it also is
Speaker 1: a meditative I don't like put headphones in. I don't
Speaker 1: do anything.
Speaker 3: I just write.
Speaker 1: I just tread and think.
Speaker 5: When I first got into it, I'm like, there's no
Speaker 5: way this won't be the most boring thing ever. So
Speaker 5: I have waterproofed a little iPod and got underwater eared
Speaker 5: buds that were actually hard to find, and they of
Speaker 5: course didn't work. Water gets in there anyway. But I yes,
Speaker 5: just the focus and the breathing and maintaining a rhythm,
Speaker 5: because if I wasn't paying attention, I just all of
Speaker 5: a sudden veer off into the rope or whatever. You
Speaker 5: kind of have to pay attention to your breathing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: So as a byproduct, swimming is like meditative. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I no, I'm doing a commercial for swimming that I've
Speaker 5: already done.
Speaker 1: But it's pretty great though.
Speaker 5: I do love it. It's and I always forget how
Speaker 5: therapeutic it is.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm you know, as I mentioned getting older.
Speaker 1: I'll be fifty three, and I I can't believe that
Speaker 1: I have become the person that when I go out
Speaker 1: of town or I'm on tour, I bring my lesbian
Speaker 1: bikini which is just short board shorts and a swim shirt,
Speaker 1: and I get up in the morning and I go
Speaker 1: swim before other people. Well, I tread water, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: But I play water polo alone.
Speaker 3: Ye, no team, no ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do that now.
Speaker 5: That's great because my guy was like, oh, just wait,
Speaker 5: like run in the water. And so I went to
Speaker 5: the Elizabeth Taylor Aquatics Center where I was prescribed to
Speaker 5: go a swimmer.
Speaker 3: No, that's the funny thing.
Speaker 5: There's these giant, long flags the shape of a flag that.
Speaker 1: That get out of my pool.
Speaker 5: Liz doesn't approve, and there's just her in a swimsuit.
Speaker 5: And that was the first thing I asked. I'm like,
Speaker 5: was she a big swimmer? And they're like, oh, no,
Speaker 5: she hated swimming. She just paid for this building. I
Speaker 5: despised it classic, but it was just me and a
Speaker 5: bunch of oldies, you know, rocking back and forth, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, I gotta start swimming. But treading takes it
Speaker 5: to the next level. That's actually it's very hard to
Speaker 5: like not touch the bottom for a whole hour. I'm
Speaker 5: proud of you.
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you. I'll blow your mind right now.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I tread without my arms, just legs, just like yeah,
Speaker 1: because after you get into treading water, there's only so
Speaker 1: much you can do, and so I start doing things
Speaker 1: like just tread with my arms, just tread with my legs,
Speaker 1: just you know what.
Speaker 3: Do you do with your arms when you're just using
Speaker 3: your legs tight?
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, like Donald, I put them on my hips
Speaker 1: and I tread like a lady. Like is that the
Speaker 1: cops again?
Speaker 3: Dance?
Speaker 1: Do you know? My favorite thing to do is been
Speaker 1: like a cop pull someone over or there's something going on.
Speaker 1: I like to roll my window down and go, officer,
Speaker 1: what happened here? And they're like moving along it is?
Speaker 1: It brings me so much joy. They're so irritated, like
Speaker 1: why would they share with me? Explain? This is everything?
Speaker 1: All right? What happened here? While the person's being a
Speaker 1: handcuffed away?
Speaker 3: Do you guys need a help?
Speaker 1: I fancy myself a bit of a gum shoe.
Speaker 2: I'll do the backup call.
Speaker 1: If you want me to do a backup call.
Speaker 3: Do you want me all his feet for? You know
Speaker 3: you're not cuffing his ankles? Okay? You want me to
Speaker 3: home time?
Speaker 5: Just a cowboy, fully dressed up and cowboy gear.
Speaker 2: I like the way that cop. I was rolling through
Speaker 2: that stop sign and I was basically about to just
Speaker 2: keep going and take the right, and then stopped because
Speaker 2: a cop was there, and he smiled as like, yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: I do the roll and stop too.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time.
Speaker 3: Karen.
Speaker 1: Why did you ask what my hobby was these days?
Speaker 1: Out of things?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, well, I was trying to make
Speaker 2: small talk, and I feel like sometimes we have so
Speaker 2: much fun riffing that we don't give the guests like
Speaker 2: the floor in the right, right right, Oh, that we should.
Speaker 5: We're going to have an open space now for you
Speaker 5: to talk about whatever you came to talk about, you
Speaker 5: your verbal diary. Yeah, but I'll tell you what Tigg's
Speaker 5: been doing as a hobby.
Speaker 3: Oh, she gave me this. It's sprinkleable.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's mushrooms.
Speaker 1: It's well, you don't tell everyone what's in it because
Speaker 1: I have the top seeds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I gave away there's mushrooms and seeds.
Speaker 1: Well, there's seventeen different types of mushrooms. And I call
Speaker 1: it Dike dust.
Speaker 3: And it's working on me.
Speaker 1: Have you enjoyed it? Isn't it so good? In savory?
Speaker 5: I'm halfway done with.
Speaker 1: The Okay, well swayed back by. It makes you feel
Speaker 1: real good.
Speaker 3: It gives you. What does it give you?
Speaker 1: Well, it's very nutrient dance and I created it when
Speaker 1: I became this isn't why I'm on the podcast, by
Speaker 1: the way. I I'm on the podcast because I needed
Speaker 1: a ride around in a circle.
Speaker 2: But then to then have the confronting moment with a assaultant.
Speaker 5: Early this morning called and said, can you help me
Speaker 5: get into a street fight.
Speaker 1: But I when my family, my wife and our two
Speaker 1: children became vegan, I was in that typical panic of
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what if we don't get enough protein
Speaker 1: and iron and whatever? And so I created this this
Speaker 1: I don't know little thing that you can sprinkle supplemental
Speaker 1: spy an old sprinkle and if somebody can come up
Speaker 1: with a name for it, because I would like to
Speaker 1: sell it one day. Whenever I go to someone's house
Speaker 1: or somebody comes over, I give him some of my
Speaker 1: Dike dust. And when I would go over and deliver
Speaker 1: it to people's houses at a party, they'd be like,
Speaker 1: what is this? And I go, I don't know, Dike dust,
Speaker 1: and and so now I just call it that. But that's.
Speaker 3: Missus Dike, I like sprinkleable supplements.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's my attorney suggests that I call it,
Speaker 1: oh Notaro zone. Uh oh yeah, like a joke about
Speaker 1: like Newman Zone.
Speaker 3: Illustration of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be great. What about Missus Tiggs, missus missus Tigs. Well,
Speaker 1: there's somebody in my my history of my life would
Speaker 1: call me miss Tig and I she was very terrible, uh,
Speaker 1: from my childhood, and I can't bring myself when somebody
Speaker 1: calls me miss Tig. I'm like, mister Tig.
Speaker 3: It is mister Tigs Sprinkleble Supplement.
Speaker 2: Mister Tig's Wild Sprinkles, and.
Speaker 5: Mister mister Wild Sprinkle Ride.
Speaker 1: Wait is my name now, tizz.
Speaker 5: Missus Chizzys Sprinkles, Tizzy Fit, thank Youzzy Fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I can get you some dice dust if
Speaker 1: you like something and I want I would like.
Speaker 5: Some, Okay, yeah, I do, because it also adds like
Speaker 5: a crunchy texture.
Speaker 3: Two things like on a salad where you.
Speaker 1: Want you want it for like you know, savory dishes
Speaker 1: like Pasta's pizza, yea salad, soup, baked potato. You understand
Speaker 1: you're getting it because.
Speaker 5: It's relatively flavorless, but it gives.
Speaker 1: But there's a little bit of flavor and it's so
Speaker 1: good like on avocado toast. Yeah yeah, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so this sounds awesome and I also want to make
Speaker 1: sure sorry mister tig sprinkleble tizzy uh for dykes only, and.
Speaker 2: Then I should be dressed like an old fifties grocery
Speaker 2: store manager with like an apron and a bow tie,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: Like already do it, already do it. That's how I'm blinded.
Speaker 5: I think, add a top hat to that, go outdoors
Speaker 5: to a carnival and be like, I've never met this
Speaker 5: person in my life.
Speaker 3: What ails you? And then I'll be like on my
Speaker 3: back and my neck kits and then my neck tips,
Speaker 3: well they just coming in.
Speaker 1: That's your neck tips a little soggy.
Speaker 5: And then and then I'll sprinkle some on and then
Speaker 5: do a little tap dance and everyone will line up
Speaker 5: like an elixird person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean sold, It'll be.
Speaker 3: Sold.
Speaker 1: But I did come on the podcast to tell people
Speaker 1: about my new stand up special called Hello Again Nice
Speaker 1: and it is on Prime video?
Speaker 3: Is it out already?
Speaker 1: It comes out on March twenty six, and my beautiful
Speaker 1: lovely wife Stephanie directed it. Oh nice. Yeah, that's terrific. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we work a lot together and we enjoy it.
Speaker 1: You have a production company, we do, We have a
Speaker 1: production company together. That's great. Yeah, I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you too.
Speaker 3: And are you and I owe you.
Speaker 1: And I owe us some love.
Speaker 5: Did you know that we acted like idiots every day
Speaker 5: and it feels like we're living together again?
Speaker 1: Yes, it does.
Speaker 5: It was like, what if we did the things we do,
Speaker 5: giggling and making we would laugh so hard. I one
Speaker 5: of us would make the fart noise and the other
Speaker 5: one has to react to the fart face without life.
Speaker 1: That matches the particular thing.
Speaker 3: I don't care who you are.
Speaker 5: You can be a professor, are of all parts of everything,
Speaker 5: butt farts.
Speaker 1: Butts.
Speaker 3: Uh, and you will laugh. It's so fun to make
Speaker 3: the face.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, we don't have to do it now because
Speaker 5: it's not good for audio. And then just different physical
Speaker 5: scenarios act the mount and it's like, what if we
Speaker 5: did this song, No one would think with tigs dry
Speaker 5: delivery and my wordplay that we're just just monkeying around.
Speaker 2: Just waiting to make mushroom dust for everybody.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite memories is being at Sarah's roof
Speaker 2: party and the three of us pretended we were about
Speaker 2: to jump off the roof for like a half an hour.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that we just kept going up and
Speaker 2: it would be like somebody would like do some bad
Speaker 2: small talk of like what are you interested in these days?
Speaker 1: And they'd be like, pretend that story didn't go anywhere,
Speaker 1: But I am.
Speaker 2: It was the funniest thanks to me, like a little
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 9: Sample of maybe what it was like if there the
Speaker 9: guard rail was exactly med thigh height, y you so
Speaker 9: easily could accidentally it was so there might have been.
Speaker 1: Many people from Sarah's rooftop parties that ended up. When
Speaker 1: you're like, where did that comedian go? I hadn't heard
Speaker 1: of them in a while sidewalk Yes, wow.
Speaker 3: Oh I one time there. I wasn't with you.
Speaker 5: It was when I was still getting invited as a
Speaker 5: solo project. I thought it'd be funny to accidentally fall
Speaker 5: in the pool and have someone toss me that life
Speaker 5: preserver and it didn't get Everyone thought it was too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah you agree, Yeah it was too much.
Speaker 3: Were you there?
Speaker 1: Well, I could just tell you overdid it? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: pushed too hard?
Speaker 3: I said, help, help.
Speaker 1: I cannot swim and not swim. I can't swim, but
Speaker 1: I cannot cannot, but I can tread water for one
Speaker 1: hour and.
Speaker 3: No one's listening. That makes them jump off.
Speaker 2: That's tough because you really made a huge case at
Speaker 2: that part.
Speaker 3: I had to take my huge splash.
Speaker 5: I walked wet in my underwear to my car feeling
Speaker 5: like I made no new friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah on ah boy, there's many embarrassing moments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take thanks for being here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was not one at my house. Yeah, thanks
Speaker 1: for living here. Okay, thanks for having me here at
Speaker 1: my house. Parked in front, and do you want to
Speaker 1: go around one more time? No, no, I'm all done.
Speaker 3: He again.
Speaker 1: If anybody wants to check out Handsome, it's me Fortune,
Speaker 1: Famestera and May Martin and we just if you like
Speaker 1: the nonsense of this podcast, we are one hundred million
Speaker 1: percent nonsense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. That's the only relaxing.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I like.
Speaker 2: Is like doing the dishes, going around my house, trying
Speaker 2: to calm the fuck down for the day, and you're
Speaker 2: listening to your friends. Just have fun and it's just
Speaker 2: jokes and calm Yeah, laughing.
Speaker 1: Enjoyment is tizzy.
Speaker 3: And listen to us. Now it's radiates.
Speaker 1: To break out your mushroom powder and pour it on
Speaker 1: your face.
Speaker 5: You could have it on your avocado toast, or you
Speaker 5: can put it straight on your face. Hello Again, premiering
Speaker 5: the twenty sixth of this month, the month I forget
Speaker 5: because I don't go to school anymore and I don't
Speaker 5: write checks. I don't know what year it is, but
Speaker 5: on the twenty six one of these months, Hello Again
Speaker 5: by Tig, a comedy special. Okay, and let's not forget
Speaker 5: Misty Tig Sprinkleble supplements.
Speaker 3: Available at all your depositories.
Speaker 1: Stores, Unhandsome. We did talk about how many times in
Speaker 1: Fortune's life her grandmother shoved a suppository in her bottom
Speaker 1: anytime she didn't feel well. In goes a suppository, no
Speaker 1: matter what the symptom want, I go to get out
Speaker 1: of there, find something else to do.
Speaker 5: My mom loves sticking stuff up there too.
Speaker 1: Scramble, you just have a fever?
Speaker 3: Why do we have to use that?
Speaker 6: Don't you have a tennis ball to put at the
Speaker 6: bottom of your uh Walker Walker stranger? Yeah, so weird, guys,
Speaker 6: but tennis balls at the bottom of Walker.
Speaker 1: It's like my father's middle name was Walker. Oh all right,
Speaker 1: well with that, I'm going to walk home. Thanks for
Speaker 1: having me. I know you're both two of the funniest
Speaker 1: people alive, and I'm sick of people thinking that I'm exaggerating.
Speaker 3: Oh thanks, well, I got I expect it's thank you.
Speaker 1: Detroit you were awesome. You're the best. I mean it,
Speaker 1: Detroit was the best. PA two are the funniest.
Speaker 2: Oh Ti, you're the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a classic.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry I ever left you. You've been listening to
Speaker 5: Do You Need a Ride?
Speaker 3: D y n A.
Speaker 10: This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 4: Produced by Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 10: Mixed by Edson Troy.
Speaker 4: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.
Speaker 10: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 4: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar
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Speaker 5: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you both.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.