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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malforn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 3: Hello Karen, my friend.

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Speaker 1: Hello Chris, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm great?

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Speaker 5: I said that like a space alien who's wearing the

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Speaker 5: suit of a man i've been. Yeah, that's the role

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Speaker 5: I want to get if I ever get an acting job,

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Speaker 5: a human man with an alien inside him, pretending to

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Speaker 5: be human, because that's kind of how I feel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that. Can I get more than

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Speaker 2: just one line? Can you give me like a little

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Speaker 5: Hello, Karen, you are my friend. Let us unempty our

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Speaker 5: food organ.

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Speaker 3: With this witch of.

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Speaker 5: Sand, and then I kind of twitch because I'm not

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this damn Ham suit.

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Speaker 2: And the whole thing is in an integration with Subway sandwiches.

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Speaker 5: Why don't you people, I mean us, why don't we

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Speaker 5: have claws? So that's a terrible design by your maker.

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Speaker 1: Get the new.

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Speaker 2: Alien six inch super sub But this weekend.

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Speaker 3: I predict you enjoy it. Will you.

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Speaker 5: That I already have commercials? You already cast me in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because this sitcom is so popular that you you

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Speaker 2: immediately get integrations and that kind of money where it's like,

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Speaker 2: if the alien himself is actually Ham inside of that suit,

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Speaker 2: we gotta get Subway and we've got to get those

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Speaker 2: special sells.

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Speaker 5: Every one of our listeners misses the classic multi cam

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Speaker 5: Small Wonder, where a little girl who's actually a robot

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Speaker 2: It was kind of the same interchanging hold on, that's

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Speaker 2: my sister calling every single time we record.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure it's not a typhoon coming?

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Speaker 1: That's the alarm.

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Speaker 2: It's very low and calm because you're absolutely just being

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Speaker 5: You're gonna beyond alive. I have time to go to

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Speaker 5: the helicopter pat on the top of the Hilton.

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Speaker 3: My only plan when I lived by the beach.

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Speaker 2: Were they just taking all comers when in times of

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Speaker 3: They were taking old comers and old timers.

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Speaker 2: I God, damn it, what I'm supposed to get on

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Speaker 2: the freeway there?

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Speaker 3: Oh, there will be another chance up here.

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Speaker 2: Great always true in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 3: Yes? What kind thirty eight special do you me?

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Speaker 2: I have a night Ranger.

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Speaker 5: My dad got it in the nineties because his wife

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Speaker 5: my dad, in like nineties fix bought a tiny handgun

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Speaker 5: My dad was like, do you want this gun? And

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Speaker 2: The man in the mirror, just like Michael Jackson always

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Speaker 5: I don't want this man to change his ways. No, no,

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Speaker 5: mug all you want you just can't use this gun.

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Speaker 2: You have to use a sharp voice.

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Speaker 3: Change your ways. Have you tried mugging with nun chucks?

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Speaker 1: Mug with vibes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mug with a mean look on your face.

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Speaker 5: Often call a mug. I uh yeah, it's I feel embarrassed.

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Speaker 5: But you asked, and you know I'm.

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Speaker 3: Not truth to I ask you did do you ask

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Speaker 2: You're right, I said, do you have any gum?

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Speaker 1: I just want you for this podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's funny.

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Speaker 5: You have wanted to freshen your breath, and I just

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Speaker 3: Oh chewing gun. I have a chewing gun.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I know what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the little side hustle.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we are parked in the exact spot I was

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Speaker 5: Now there was a couple of cars in front of us.

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Speaker 5: One of the kids was in not another teen movie,

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Speaker 3: And uh, I still follow the guy that hit us

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Speaker 5: Uh he left town. He was uninsured. Yeah, tried to

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Speaker 2: To Denver, didn't know him, not judging him whatsoever. I

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Speaker 3: Yep. I noticed when I found it because we found.

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Speaker 5: As his dad was a proctologist at the Mayo Clinic,

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Speaker 3: And then I found him through his father's.

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Speaker 5: probably wasn't going well. He had a top knot gotten

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Speaker 5: that hair down, play a little frisbee golf now, not

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Speaker 5: answer phone calls from Geico. That's all you have to do, apparently,

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Speaker 5: if you're responsible for rear ending someone again, I'm just

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Speaker 3: Question in my fault, Karen, Sorry, I'll let you go.

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Speaker 2: Should there be less defining features of this person so

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Speaker 2: three Internet guesses.

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Speaker 3: His name is? Okay? Fine?

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Speaker 2: Just a couple less because literally is like, how many

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Speaker 5: And if to do that, just send them a box

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Speaker 2: You can't control what's going to be on the other

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Speaker 5: If I thought our listeners were going to go out

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Speaker 1: Oh you did the middle name.

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Speaker 3: Too, Yeah, squire.

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Speaker 5: I let the squire squeak out. Yeah, it's all in

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Speaker 2: Hip except you dock singer.

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Speaker 3: Yes, right here on the show. My neighbor. Oh hey,

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Speaker 2: Hey, there's those lines. Sure yellow for a reason.

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Speaker 3: It's only a suggestion.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on down, Okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 5: Anything yellow is just a suggestion when it comes to signs.

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Speaker 5: Maybe they think that is the case with lines. You know,

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Speaker 5: when you see thirty five around this corner, you can't

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Speaker 3: It's been a long time since I was on the force.

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Speaker 3: No, five hundred feet behind amber lights? Say, I still

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Speaker 5: My neighbor was has been digging a trench, pulling out

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Speaker 5: Cat and dog skeletons. They had lived down there for

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Speaker 2: Idea cat and dog skeletons.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, thirty of them could have been in there. Oh,

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Speaker 5: they go in there at night. The guy has dogs

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Speaker 5: that bark at a butterfly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they had no idea.

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Speaker 5: Wait, they can be quiet if they want to, unless

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Speaker 2: They're just like teenagers that way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they can do it if they want.

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Speaker 3: All these coyotes needed was a little discipline.

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Speaker 2: And to get their homework done in time.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it though, It's that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: That was a den, a coyote den.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, congrats, Yeah, that's I'm just amazed that they were

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Speaker 5: just was looking at and they were full grown. They

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Speaker 2: I told you about the one that walked up to

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Speaker 2: and I went and looked.

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Speaker 3: Because I knew this, but it was a raccoon.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it was a coyote.

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Speaker 2: Well, right, that's sometimes that happened to you. Yes, but

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Speaker 5: No, no, no adult genitals.

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Speaker 5: Everyone loves that scene in Ferrispueller where he's lip syncing

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Speaker 3: Put your ears together for Tignataro.

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Speaker 1: Put your ears together, Put them together, put them together.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the tips today we had it. We read a

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Speaker 2: We got the cross promos going nice. Yes, big time

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Speaker 1: People love it wild. It's wild wild. It's my fourth podcast,

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Speaker 3: We've been all about the numbers on this one.

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Speaker 1: I think just vicious people in general really works for us. Yeah,

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00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm here to talk to you about. Oh,

453
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: now you've both treated me over the.

454
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 5: No not another personality interventions.

455
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 1: I thought, I apologize you did, and it's not enough.

456
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: It's not taking No. I find myself still very upset

457
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: with you. So I said, come pick me up and

458
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,479
Speaker 1: let's uh promote my career.

459
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 2: That'll solve it.

460
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

461
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 5: You might as well be recording during any of these interventions. Yeah,

462
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 5: I realized the other day and wanted to when we

463
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 5: did Largo together.

464
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 3: But I think I you know, crowds make me nervous.

465
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 5: I heard so many, we heard so many intimate well

466
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 5: mostly bathroom use, yeah, but relationships. I wanted to chime

467
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 5: in during.

468
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: You know, if there is arguments, can I ask a

469
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 2: question about the bathroom use?

470
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 3: Yes?

471
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 2: Are you talking about Largo or when you guys lived together.

472
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a good question. I'm lost what happened?

473
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: This will clarify a bit.

474
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 3: Go on, Chris, Yeah, I'll take it from here. We

475
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 3: moved into the tiniest home.

476
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: It was snugly, it was great.

477
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,439
Speaker 3: We loved it.

478
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 5: We used to put a flower in that one vase

479
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 5: and stare at it in the corner while holding hands.

480
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding. Remember that face?

481
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought you said, remember that face?

482
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 3: Remember that face.

483
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: When I was staring at you. I don't have it anymore.

484
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: So you have to remember, I've only seen the back

485
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: of your heads so far, so it could be a

486
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: different faces.

487
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 3: Let's stare at the flower.

488
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 5: Stand behind me, look at the back of my head,

489
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 5: and then I'll move when it's your flower viewing.

490
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: Chris turns around and it's John Travolta's face.

491
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:28,959
Speaker 5: What Sorry, that's okay. I had a room and then

492
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 5: there's a living area in kind of a kitchen.

493
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: Yours wasn't even a room yours because I rented the

494
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,719
Speaker 1: house first. Yes, and then Chris and I worked together

495
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: in Boise and fell into friendship.

496
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

497
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: Yes, And then I said, and he was going through

498
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: a breakup, and I was like, do you want to

499
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: just move in with me? We had so much fun

500
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: that weekend.

501
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 5: Oh okay, you remember I thought you found I'm like,

502
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:52,959
Speaker 5: what great timing.

503
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 3: I thought you found it right.

504
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: You were opening for me in boise and we fell

505
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: into friendship love and couldn't stop laughing.

506
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 3: Boy see girl see whatever I.

507
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: Can get, they see. And so I said, I you know,

508
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: he and his girlfriend had just broken up, and I said,

509
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: I just runted this house. Do you want to just

510
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: move in with me? And he said sure, and then

511
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 1: he moved into the think. I don't know. Is it

512
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 1: like a little TV room?

513
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, a dad like French doors.

514
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it seemed like a bedroom.

515
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 3: This is the first I've heard that I was not

516
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 3: in a bedroom.

517
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 5: It makes sense that you chose the actual bedroom first,

518
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 5: because I thought you were just giving me the bigger room.

519
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: Well, because I had a closet. Oh right, that was

520
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: the trade off, is you got the big room, no closet.

521
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 3: With a pile of clothes on my bed.

522
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

523
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: I thought that was your girlfriend. She's so boring.

524
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: She's been there for nine years.

525
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 5: My girlfriend was at tennis ball at the end of

526
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 5: a broomstick so you could just keep.

527
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 2: The perfect eye lines with your imaginary girl.

528
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 5: That whole relationship was just a green screen experiment.

529
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: But yeah, thin walls and we became very close.

530
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 2: Forced Yeah, yeah, I actually this is unrelated but tangential.

531
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: I went to a restaurant last night, and when I

532
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 2: went into the bathroom, there was a table right outside

533
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: the wall where the bathroom was, so there's a window

534
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 2: up high, but I could hear their conversation so clearly

535
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: that I was like, well, I'm about to pee and

536
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 2: then flash the toilet and they're going for me very clearly.

537
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: And that's gross when you're at a restaurant. Yeah, it's

538
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: also gross to share that story, right, No, no.

539
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 3: You know that.

540
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: You did and wash my hands.

541
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 5: From the beginning of the story, I was like, Karen,

542
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 5: finally speaking my language. I know.

543
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: We've been abandoning it. I can take us right back

544
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: to it. I have a couple of stories. Let's go. Okay.

545
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: I was in a public bathroom at the airport, and

546
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: oh my god, this was so funny. But I also

547
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: felt for this woman. She was clearly a single mom

548
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: traveling with like a two year old, and she had

549
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and in the stall, she

550
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: traps her child in the stall with her because the

551
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: kid was too young to just wait outside. And and

552
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm in the stall next to her, and I hear

553
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: ew mommy.

554
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 7: Gross stings, and the mom was saying quiet.

555
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: It was like, eh, it's gros and this is four.

556
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: Woman is trapped and they're just trying to go to

557
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: the bathroom.

558
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then when and everything, a child says, it's

559
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 5: truth that you know, they're not lying, they're not trying

560
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 5: to embarrasser.

561
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: It's like, no, the child was truly trapped in a

562
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: stinky situation.

563
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 2: Should have pushed the child out of the stall.

564
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: Might fine?

565
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 2: Fine, I would love five minutes to myself, go go

566
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: wander around.

567
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit on the pot and after I flush,

568
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: I'm just going to exhale for ten minutes. You do you?

569
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: And then the other thing. This isn't number one or

570
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: number two stuff, but it's even I would say it's

571
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: number four.

572
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 3: Okay, it is.

573
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: The number one grossest thing I've ever seen in my life.

574
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: And I don't know where you guys land with germ issues.

575
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: But I'm in the stall, and in the stall next

576
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: to me, the traveler at the airport has put their

577
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: personal home pillow on the floor of the bathroom. Oh no,

578
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: and then I can only imagine gonna snuggle into that

579
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: while they're flying through the air.

580
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 3: I can't even rest my backpack upon the floor.

581
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: I struggle with it too, Like that's not even make

582
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: it so you don't.

583
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 3: Sometimes hooks are broken off because or.

584
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: Even hold your pillow while you're doing your business on

585
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: your head, like they were in the SERENGETI.

586
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like the idea of the person sitting down

587
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 5: the neck pillow was around their neck and they're like, oh,

588
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 5: I can't swell my cheeks and puff up like I

589
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 5: usually do when I'm docing.

590
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 3: Let me rest this right where everyone has splattered.

591
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: You've got to clear this airway while I go. Yeah,

592
00:30:54,360 --> 00:31:00,719
Speaker 1: nothing worse than that visual. I wonder about that person.

593
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: Always want other gross like no boundary of grossness? Are

594
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: they willing to?

595
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

596
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: Also, how old were they?

597
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: You wonder they were?

598
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were twenty six and a half.

599
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: You can learn a lot from someone's shoes. It's like

600
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 3: counting tree rings. Make shoes.

601
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: I have know they're barefoot shoes. Oh, and they allow

602
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: my toes to display out because as I age, which

603
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: i'll be a lot older on the twenty fourth, just

604
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: in a few days. And I invited both of you,

605
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: and neither of you responded to the invite. But it

606
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: was disguised as just a screening for my new special.

607
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: But it is my birthday party.

608
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 3: I've not seen either. But I also am very bad

609
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 3: at email. Okay, well I will, I will go, I'll

610
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 3: be there.

611
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: I will be there too. It is a private screening

612
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: at large go and yes, and there will be a pizza.

613
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 3: Truck cake and Flannagan was talking about that.

614
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: I'm so there. Yeah, okay, then I'll put you on

615
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: the list.

616
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: I'll r s v P.

617
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 5: Flannagan was like, should I do this? And then I

618
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 5: did a lot of the planning. It's funny that I

619
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 5: just hadn't settled on a date. Reminded me, Yes, planning

620
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 5: happy birthday.

621
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: What a surprise party. Yes, the two people that that

622
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: planned it, yeah, co.

623
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 5: Producer special, I don't know if I uh, yeah, I will,

624
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 5: I'll be there. It'll be great, wonderful. I've been wearing

625
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 5: these rubber toast spacers. There's a first set that you

626
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 5: wear and then the second one's harder rubber, but it

627
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 5: does the same thing. And I because it said do

628
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 5: you have hip or posture issues? Everything? Just a list

629
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 5: of things I have trouble with. And it was an Instagram. Hey, slouchy,

630
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 5: my phone not only listens judges from uh through the camera,

631
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 5: I guess, but I uh, they work because I wore

632
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 5: them to a music concert the other night. I'm just

633
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 5: standing there. My calves and my backs on my legs

634
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 5: were sore, as if.

635
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: The fair this is the calves in your body.

636
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 3: Yes, these baby cows I brought. Everyone's like, be quiet,

637
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 3: I'm trying to hear. A guitar solo.

638
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,719
Speaker 2: Is really cramping my style?

639
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 3: Can a four each guy going on to the town to

640
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 3: see some rock and roll?

641
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: This croneo is really cramping my calves.

642
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 3: My I should have said my left and right leg calves.

643
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: You should have I'm like Amelia Badelia, and I take

644
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: everything seriously. I loved that book. So Karen Karen kill Garrett,

645
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: Karen Marie Kilgart. Anytime it was circle time in school,

646
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: uh and we could pick a book, I was like.

647
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: All the way, gotta tell her story. Oh my god,

648
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: she had no idea what was going on? It was

649
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 2: chaos all the time.

650
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: She'd have the list of things to do, and on

651
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: the list bad The list was draw the drapes. Well,

652
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: she put up an easel and she sketched the drapes.

653
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 2: That's well, like Bobby Pince flew out of her hair

654
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: because she was so stressed out all the time.

655
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 3: She grew up to be Kathy.

656
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: I didn't hack.

657
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 5: I laughed as if I knew. I just I laughed

658
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 5: like an idiot because Amelia Badelia makes me laugh. I

659
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 5: like word but I was pretending to know what the

660
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 5: book was.

661
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: Do you really ever have to say that in your

662
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: life that you like wordplay people, Chris, I don't.

663
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 3: It's been a while since you seen me do stand up.

664
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 3: It is all I sit down. I tell stories now.

665
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 3: I still do the word.

666
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: Just do rhymes, fun name rhymes, rhymes with no reason.

667
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 5: But I'm not so Amelia Badelia would do, would take

668
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 5: saying things literally.

669
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: Yes, it made me and Karen I found out just

670
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: a moment ago laugh. So I really think when when

671
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: people asked early comedy influences, I do say Amelia Vadelia.

672
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: Hell, yes, Well she was supposed to be the maid,

673
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: so she was like show up with her maid outfit on.

674
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, You're not Karen, Okay, I just

675
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: wanted to go on. I like to do things in

676
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 2: my childhood where I combine like four things and I'm like,

677
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 2: this is the monkey right that they made get a job? No,

678
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 2: that's a different book. But she was like a maid,

679
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 2: so she was supposed it would be like a fancy

680
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 2: house where she could break a bunch of stuff. Yeah,

681
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 2: and she would be going around and she was supposed

682
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 2: to be doing her job, and she was supposed to

683
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,240
Speaker 2: be doing it correctly, sir, like seriously.

684
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, with your index finger halfway up your nostril.

685
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: He was.

686
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 2: I heard that if you pick your nose it could

687
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 2: give you some sort of cancer. Has anyone heard that, Well.

688
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 1: If you pick your nose, you could get some sort

689
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: of cancer? Is that what they said? Meaning me? I

690
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: just said it. The doctor's like, well if you do that,

691
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: you could get some sort of cancer. So just be careful.

692
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 5: When I would use the restuom take a no in

693
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 5: and remind me I should get cancer screenings, she's like

694
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 5: those you remember that I do?

695
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're squiggles.

696
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: Well, because there were there were things that were left behind.

697
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes I were back to the ones and teos.

698
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 3: She meant I would bring like neck pillows and stuff

699
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 3: in there.

700
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: I was telling Chris to get his cancer squiggles checked out.

701
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: Meanwhile I was wandering around full blow just riddle with

702
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: cancer so much.

703
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 5: Can kind why I brought it up, because I knew

704
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 5: you would just say that every time I.

705
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:16,240
Speaker 1: Get your finger out of your nose, and Missy just yours.

706
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: I was always trying to get the boogers off my tips.

707
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: Sure enough, I got to ask cancer, Well, let me

708
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: make a correction. I didn't have ass cancer, but I

709
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: did have boogers all over my tips.

710
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,959
Speaker 3: God fuck, talking's fun, all right?

711
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 1: Goodbye?

712
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, that's great, A lot of good memories.

713
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: Everybody would always ask, and I'm sure we just said

714
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: talked about this on the other time I was on

715
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: the show, but why not revisit it? But people would

716
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: always say, oh my god, what was it like with

717
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: you living together? And I would always act out us

718
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: like sweeping and being like do you have money for

719
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: the electric bill? I mean, we had fun times, but

720
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: it was also like just a lot of sweeping and

721
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: paying bills and having roommates alternating you know, coming and

722
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: going and running the back house.

723
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 3: And the back house.

724
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 2: Who was in the back house? Can you give us

725
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 2: some do some name drops?

726
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: Well, Kristin Shawl for a little bit, christ Great Opener?

727
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 3: Uh, will Or Waite? Who's the funny coast of Why

728
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 3: am I forgetting? Is that? Seth uh?

729
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: Seth Rogan?

730
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 3: It was Joe Rogan, very funny, red haired guy with glasses.

731
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 3: That's a comic.

732
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: Kurt, Yeah, he lived back there to really yeah Glazer,

733
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: she was on the couch.

734
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 2: Did you guys have a signing sheet or anything to

735
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 2: keep track there?

736
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 5: There's that. There was a German guy. He slept in

737
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 5: the nude. Someone came into the house.

738
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,439
Speaker 3: You were gone.

739
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 5: They walked right through those French doors and a very

740
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 5: large man just walked in my room.

741
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: No, he was clothed. I was in my underpants.

742
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 5: I pushed him out and he would look so surprised

743
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 5: that I.

744
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 3: Was kicking him out of the house.

745
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 5: Then he got angry on the porch and was trying

746
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 5: to get back in. So I went out the back. Yes, yes,

747
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 5: and very but certainly was in the gym at some point.

748
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 5: I went in the back and the guy that was

749
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 5: living back there, that German guy came out. He's like, yeah,

750
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 5: he had a Volkswagen bus and a dog and.

751
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: In your German just because your car.

752
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 5: It was the accent and the uncircumcised penis that he

753
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 5: came out with. I was looking to see if this

754
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 5: guy was leaving, and he just ran up and he

755
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 5: was flapping around.

756
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: He's like, what's going on? And I was like, right.

757
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: Here, You're like, I have the same question for you.

758
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, will you just sleep like that? You weren't ready

759
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 3: to go out?

760
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,280
Speaker 2: Uh?

761
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 5: And then and but we uh, we did some diversionary tactics.

762
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 5: He did like a cop voice, and the guy finally left.

763
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: A German cop voice. Yes, a naked German cup. So

764
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: did the guy that came into our house? Did he

765
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: see the naked German Man?

766
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:48,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

767
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 5: After the girl from Russia or Ukraine lived back there, MELI,

768
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 5: who was she? I don't know, but I think she

769
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 5: had something to do with the theft of your television.

770
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: Do you know what is very bizarre? Right?

771
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 3: Her friend? Remember you?

772
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 5: Your first Jake had never bought was one Aerosmith cassette

773
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 5: and some some boxers and.

774
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: And you, Karen, I didn't remember your voice to be

775
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: that beautiful.

776
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 3: It's Karen Karen Range.

777
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 5: When podcasting, when I feel like we're the same singers

778
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 5: when we're podcasting, and then you hear her album, which

779
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 5: I believe it's one of your favorites and all that.

780
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 5: Karen knows how to take it to level two or

781
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 5: three or four, but to not make us feel bad.

782
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 3: She has her car singing voice.

783
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I forgot about brain roommate.

784
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 3: Well, you have that TV for a week. It totally

785
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 3: makes tons of sense.

786
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: What is this?

787
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 3: I don't know?

788
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 5: Oh boy, okay, Well, there's just a guy standing in

789
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 5: front of our car.

790
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: He is not the weird thing is coulous?

791
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 3: His line his.

792
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: Does this happen typically on the show?

793
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 5: No, it has a crazy guy basically standing on the car,

794
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 5: but I can't tell him.

795
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: His eye line is with your eyes.

796
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: He's he's trying to make that and he's saying, yes,

797
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 2: I have to roll down the window, which will never

798
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: have no.

799
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 8: No, no, no, okay, there's a cop.

800
00:42:49,160 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh my lord, thank you officer. God. I holy it

801
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: was Yeah.

802
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 5: It's it's scary when someone is like that focused on

803
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 5: you and you can't figure out why, and you start

804
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 5: to think.

805
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 2: He came a spirit the sidewalk, like he saw our

806
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: car and was coming for us. Specifically, he looked like

807
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 2: he was just an asshole in a bar that was

808
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: trying to start share.

809
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm wow. Well I'm glad. I just wanted

810
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: to guys we did it tell him to stop.

811
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,879
Speaker 1: Totally took down the vibe a little bit. Yeah, yeah,

812
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: I think we can bring it back. I think we can. Yeah,

813
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: I think we can't for sure.

814
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 2: But my thing of like I started picturing I'm going

815
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: to go in reverse, which did you hear him go

816
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: you can't go in reverse?

817
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: Did you hear him say that?

818
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 2: Oh, Like I put it in reverse to try to

819
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: do the like back back whenever. And then it's like,

820
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: but if I go that way and he jumps behind

821
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 2: the car, then I hit.

822
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 3: Him right right.

823
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

824
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: Also that I can't find where these cameras are.

825
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

826
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 5: It was like he was baiting us for something that

827
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 5: we didn't have.

828
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 2: It's like someone in a black tesla fuck with him before, right,

829
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: which they're everywhere.

830
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 5: Something someone wronged him and they had a car like

831
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 5: this with the same But.

832
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: He also had the energy of like there could have

833
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 2: been a gun in that yea, that was right.

834
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: That was the part.

835
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right.

836
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: I didn't like that party either.

837
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 3: Yeah he did have a bag. It's ay scary when

838
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 3: someone has a bag. Yeah he Oh.

839
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry. It's always scary when someone has a.

840
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 9: Bag, be it, yes, a backpack, a duffel, anybody, even

841
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 9: if it's a clear bag, and even.

842
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: Loved one.

843
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 3: I don't like when people have things with them.

844
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: What I do don't even talk about if don't you did?

845
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: You know as you can carry in burlaps?

846
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: Do you guys think that some of the people in

847
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 2: traffic thought we did something to that guy and we

848
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: were just getting what we.

849
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: Deserve, like you're making us look bad or that we

850
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: just wouldn't go. Yeah, we were just like we were

851
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: just thinking about it.

852
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 2: What's in that underpants store over there is what we

853
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: were talking about.

854
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 5: It still bothers me that for some reason he singled

855
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 5: you out, But then luckily I became his yes, source

856
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 5: of attention.

857
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: We were able to transfer it over. But it was honest,

858
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 1: he didn't care at all about me. I was taking

859
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: my face in, I was trying to take pictures. Have

860
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: you ever watched you go like this with your finger?

861
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: Oh?

862
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: No, you didn't.

863
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 3: You don't recognize her from many things very well known.

864
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: Blend Freemium, Blend freemium, Blaine one, Blaine twenty seven years ago, surf.

865
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 2: It's me the observation, I still haven't I could.

866
00:45:55,080 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 7: I see stuff that everybody else don't realize they see.

867
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 2: And I'll ever dig.

868
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 5: And she thought of a funny idea. She don't say,

869
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 5: there's golden lazier.

870
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 7: He said, she killed her brain and then I just

871
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 7: run off the heels looking for gold. God, that was weird.

872
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's weird.

873
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 3: We're all low key traumatized.

874
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 1: It's not high key.

875
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 3: No.

876
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: Do you remember when that right there on the corner

877
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: used to be like a cute little French quarter, New

878
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: Orleans style, But look at it now? It is my point?

879
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at it now.

880
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: That has a no trespassing sign, which reminds me of

881
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: one of my favorite signs that I oftentimes see that

882
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: says keep out exclamation point, which is weird because it's

883
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: a sign yelling at you about something you already do.

884
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, why escalate it? Yeah, you could keep emotion out

885
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 3: of it and just say, hey, keep out.

886
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, you know how you're not in here.

887
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: Keep doing that.

888
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, exclamation point kind of makes you want to go

889
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 2: in there.

890
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, why are you already yelling at me? I'm

891
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 5: I'm just looking in the direction of yours.

892
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: And I'm out. Yeah, I'm going to keep doing it,

893
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: not even because of your side.

894
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 3: You keep doing that.

895
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: You have no interest until my choice?

896
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're just yelling at someone out my choice.

897
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: What do you think would happen if those cops never came?

898
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: Karen still traumatized?

899
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 3: You guys, you would have seen that. I took karate

900
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 3: in sixth grade.

901
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: I think it was because my choice was let's wait

902
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,439
Speaker 2: until somebody else.

903
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.

904
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: I'm not proud.

905
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 5: I was not I did not want to get out,

906
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 5: But then when he was being a dick, I think

907
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 5: my plan always is to go, hey, do you mind,

908
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that you're having a bad day. Like you

909
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 5: can relate to people, I can.

910
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: Get at it.

911
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I a bag. I don't. I do

912
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 3: not like a bag. There could have been anything.

913
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 2: I've been anything, And the assumption of reason, I think,

914
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: is how people get into trouble because the whole thing

915
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 2: was happening in a world that he was living in,

916
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 2: so he wasn't there to communicate with you about how

917
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: there's no problem, right, he was going to fight my car.

918
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just I thought at first because of his

919
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 5: almost borderline kind face when it's resting, he had resting

920
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 5: kind face, I thought he needed help, like, hey, can

921
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 5: you pull over? Some stuff fell out of my bag?

922
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:52,280
Speaker 1: All safe? Yeah, Michael Stipe.

923
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 3: Vibe, Yes he did.

924
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just like just a slender bearded man that

925
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: you know. That came like b line, that's me at

926
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: your bumper.

927
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 3: I should that all day.

928
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: It almost became a hood ornament.

929
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he kept getting closer. There really

930
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 5: was no Also, doesn't this car act on its own

931
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 5: when there's a person's body, Like obviously on your map

932
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 5: or whatever, there was an image of a person there,

933
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 5: and your car would not have let you go forward, right.

934
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 2: I don't think if I pressed the gas it would

935
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 2: have gone forward. I know it would have beaped, but

936
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 2: I think it would have moved like a regular so

937
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: we could.

938
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 3: Have taken care of it pretty quickly. I should have.

939
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it wasn't efficient of.

940
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 5: Me, but I thought that's what he was saying. When

941
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 5: koble Akwards Uh, maybe he knew a little bit. He

942
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 5: used to work on Tesla.

943
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: It wasn't efficient of you in your very efficient car.

944
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 5: Before we lived together and I had the breakup. We

945
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 5: lived behind this liquor store.

946
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: What and then in that yellow ye story and.

947
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 5: One day a car slammed in the side of it.

948
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 5: We were not there. The brick and mortar all over

949
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 5: the floor.

950
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 2: Okay, don't you think it's weird that you were telling

951
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 2: the story of like the guy that came in and

952
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 2: then that's kind of what happened in real life.

953
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: Yes, Chris, I was being interviewed recently and and your

954
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: name came up, and I was just delighted that this

955
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: guy interviewing me, and the Hollywood reporter was like, I

956
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: love Chris Fairbanks. So we had a little.

957
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 3: Were you guys talking about comedy? I crossed my fingers.

958
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: You know, he's just in love with you. Yeah, yeah,

959
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you out. I always used to

960
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: go to.

961
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 3: His house, but he kicked me out. Yeah, I know.

962
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: He was saying, how funny he said, he's a big

963
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: fan of Karen. I was getting to that, Karen, mean,

964
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: he loves you too, and he listens to my favorite

965
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 1: murder and then he said because of that, he started

966
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast. So I'm just now realizing he's

967
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: gonna hear this all, and it took me a second

968
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: the time. I's like, oh right, this is what turned

969
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: him on to you. And then now he's very familiar

970
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: with your comedy.

971
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 5: It's it's it's a shame that in the beginning of

972
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 5: the story you just tore him apart for his physical appearance.

973
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: I was off putting.

974
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 2: Man, bun Kay can go back and get it.

975
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: That's well.

976
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 2: I love that it all is joined up in this

977
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: super group of a podcast episode.

978
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is.

979
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 3: The Alan Parsons of talking.

980
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 5: It was always funny when I first met you and

981
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 5: you had pictures of you as a kid, like working

982
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 5: on a car or something, and you'd have sig in

983
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 5: your mouth, and it just seems like something you would

984
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 5: never do that.

985
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 3: I've only known you to be a health person.

986
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I did it. I did it. And in fact,

987
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: that picture you're talking about of me smoking a cigarette,

988
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm changing a car tire.

989
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're twelve, Well I.

990
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: Was like eighteen or something. And on my podcast Handsome,

991
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 1: we are making these stickers that are specific to each

992
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 1: host that we're going to sell for our individual birthdays,

993
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: and for my birthday we are packaging. It's funny that

994
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: you would mention that picture, Chris, because look at this,

995
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 1: my friend. I just sent it to Stephanie to choose

996
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: which one to go with. Stephanie my wife. Oh yes,

997
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry with it, saying okay, Dike at the bottom.

998
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's funny. Yeah, that's hilarious.

999
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: That's your long hair, Dave. Girls.

1000
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 3: Okay, we get it, we get it well.

1001
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: And the okay, Dyke that is at the bottom of

1002
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: that is from when Stephanie, my wife, and I first

1003
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: got together. We just we met up in person for

1004
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: the first time after texting for so long, and when

1005
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: we immediately met up, we start making out just instantly,

1006
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: and then and then we continue for a long time.

1007
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: And then the next day I'm like, Wow, I really

1008
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: do like this person that I had a hunch that

1009
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: I really liked. She sends me a forty page email

1010
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: telling me how much she loves hanging out with me,

1011
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 1: how funny she thinks I am that she's not gay,

1012
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: but she had so much fun making out. What's the

1013
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 1: what do you mean.

1014
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 3: You said your wife that she's not gay.

1015
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 1: She said this, yeah, yeah, because she hadn't dated a

1016
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: woman before.

1017
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 3: I thought this was a recent email. No, oh my god,

1018
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, this has happened before, Thomas light in the game.

1019
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 2: This is what happens to the brain.

1020
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 5: I'm traumatized by all the straight girls you dated. We

1021
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 5: lived together.

1022
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 1: So she writes through this long, long email, and then

1023
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: I was like, I was a little deflated, but I

1024
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: just thought, well, what can I do? And then I

1025
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: just wrote back, okay, Dike.

1026
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 3: Oh I'm okay.

1027
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: And then she said when she got that too, that's

1028
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: so delighted. I was like, okay, I do like this.

1029
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: And now we're married, and we had two kids. Three

1030
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: cats the production company we're on year eleven.

1031
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 3: I love them all, and I love two of the cats.

1032
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: I you don't like the third. Like you you are

1033
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: cities imitation her into this woman into our podcast because

1034
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: she's just right there.

1035
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we've done that before.

1036
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 5: See that's when usually it was a time I tried

1037
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 5: to lightheartedly say we get it.

1038
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 3: You're on a bicycle and that I chased us down.

1039
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: Oh see, this isn't unusual that you run into mishaps.

1040
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of problem. That's a great new

1041
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: name for the show, mishaps on.

1042
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 3: Wheels easier to remember.

1043
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 5: If I get introduced one more time with can I

1044
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 5: give you a ride?

1045
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 3: Give it up for Christopher. I am embarrassed.

1046
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 5: Please don't tell Steph that I should know when you

1047
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 5: said Stephanie, but I thought of your friend Stephy Will

1048
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 5: that was always at our house. So it's because we're

1049
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 5: thinking of that time. But I'm still obviously embarrassed that

1050
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 5: you had to go.

1051
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 3: I am, I am. It's egg on my face.

1052
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's why it says okay, Dike, and we're

1053
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: selling those stickers genius.

1054
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 3: You got it.

1055
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not a sticker. You can just stick on

1056
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 5: something in mixed company.

1057
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't stick it on the pew at

1058
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 2: church or do with your Episcopalian you'll be fine.

1059
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, those goddamn Episcopalian they don't know what they think.

1060
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 3: Tick.

1061
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 2: What are you? What are what pastime are you excited

1062
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 2: about these days? What are you interested in?

1063
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: I've been treading water, really, yes, yes, I've had some

1064
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: surgeries in my in my past, and every time I've

1065
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: recovered from surgery, I'm told you gotta walk, but don't

1066
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,800
Speaker 1: walk too much. Yea, And so we go again.

1067
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 3: No, he's friendly, he just looks crazy.

1068
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,240
Speaker 2: It's a sweatshirt. It's not a bag. It's a sweatshirt.

1069
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 3: Hey, pro onion. Man, that guy's a grip for sure.

1070
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 2: Sorry, the other guy was a director.

1071
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 3: We I swim too. That it's the best therapy, right.

1072
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, but I tread water for an hour at

1073
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: a time, and I started doing that so that I

1074
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: could exercise my entire body without putting too much pressure

1075
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: on myself. And I started at fifteen minutes, and I

1076
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's not bad. I'll go up to thirty.

1077
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: Did that. That's not a problem for me. I want

1078
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: to up to forty five. Who cares.

1079
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 3: Let's do an hour a kidding for an hour.

1080
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 1: Chris and I like, you should play water polo. Well,

1081
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: then i'd have to get a whole team together, and

1082
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: i'd have to learn the sword, whereas I can just

1083
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: be by myself in a pool and tread water. And

1084
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: I do that for exercise and I love it so much.

1085
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: And so we're putting a pool in over at our office.

1086
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

1087
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't want to do it with our kids.

1088
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 3: Please make it just be a deep, deep hot tub

1089
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 3: with a treading pool.

1090
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 2: So but I have two arm lengths wise, yeah, because

1091
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 2: that is my hip.

1092
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: Guy.

1093
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 5: He was said, no more running. That makes your bones

1094
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 5: rub together, and uh, I started swamming. I didn't even

1095
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 5: know how to swim. I had to get a snorkel

1096
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 5: and now I love it.

1097
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: Well, we should tread water sometime.

1098
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 5: Okay, if you don't mind someone being right next year

1099
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 5: for fifteen of those fifty.

1100
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: Minutes with a snorkel on, just in case I go

1101
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: below water. Yeah, I'd love to have you for fifteen

1102
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: of those minutes, doesn't it if.

1103
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 5: You have any pain in your body because I had

1104
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 5: it radiating down my leg. Yeah, and then I would

1105
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 5: swim and it's like, oh my whole body feels better.

1106
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 3: There's not much else.

1107
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: It's so magically helpful in uh, strengthening your body, and like.

1108
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 3: That's amazing that you tread that long. I can't.

1109
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of do it as it also is

1110
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: a meditative I don't like put headphones in. I don't

1111
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: do anything.

1112
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 3: I just write.

1113
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: I just tread and think.

1114
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 5: When I first got into it, I'm like, there's no

1115
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 5: way this won't be the most boring thing ever. So

1116
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 5: I have waterproofed a little iPod and got underwater eared

1117
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 5: buds that were actually hard to find, and they of

1118
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 5: course didn't work. Water gets in there anyway. But I yes,

1119
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 5: just the focus and the breathing and maintaining a rhythm,

1120
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 5: because if I wasn't paying attention, I just all of

1121
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 5: a sudden veer off into the rope or whatever. You

1122
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 5: kind of have to pay attention to your breathing. Yeah,

1123
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 5: So as a byproduct, swimming is like meditative. I'm like,

1124
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 5: I no, I'm doing a commercial for swimming that I've

1125
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:44,959
Speaker 5: already done.

1126
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: But it's pretty great though.

1127
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 5: I do love it. It's and I always forget how

1128
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 5: therapeutic it is.

1129
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm you know, as I mentioned getting older.

1130
00:59:55,400 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: I'll be fifty three, and I I can't believe that

1131
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: I have become the person that when I go out

1132
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: of town or I'm on tour, I bring my lesbian

1133
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: bikini which is just short board shorts and a swim shirt,

1134
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: and I get up in the morning and I go

1135
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: swim before other people. Well, I tread water, let's be honest.

1136
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: But I play water polo alone.

1137
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 3: Ye, no team, no ball.

1138
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do that now.

1139
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 5: That's great because my guy was like, oh, just wait,

1140
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 5: like run in the water. And so I went to

1141
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 5: the Elizabeth Taylor Aquatics Center where I was prescribed to

1142
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 5: go a swimmer.

1143
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 3: No, that's the funny thing.

1144
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 5: There's these giant, long flags the shape of a flag that.

1145
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: That get out of my pool.

1146
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 5: Liz doesn't approve, and there's just her in a swimsuit.

1147
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 5: And that was the first thing I asked. I'm like,

1148
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 5: was she a big swimmer? And they're like, oh, no,

1149
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 5: she hated swimming. She just paid for this building. I

1150
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 5: despised it classic, but it was just me and a

1151
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 5: bunch of oldies, you know, rocking back and forth, and

1152
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 5: I'm like, I gotta start swimming. But treading takes it

1153
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 5: to the next level. That's actually it's very hard to

1154
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 5: like not touch the bottom for a whole hour. I'm

1155
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 5: proud of you.

1156
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you. I'll blow your mind right now.

1157
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes I tread without my arms, just legs, just like yeah,

1158
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: because after you get into treading water, there's only so

1159
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: much you can do, and so I start doing things

1160
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: like just tread with my arms, just tread with my legs,

1161
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: just you know what.

1162
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 3: Do you do with your arms when you're just using

1163
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,439
Speaker 3: your legs tight?

1164
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, like Donald, I put them on my hips

1165
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: and I tread like a lady. Like is that the

1166
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 1: cops again?

1167
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 3: Dance?

1168
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: Do you know? My favorite thing to do is been

1169
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: like a cop pull someone over or there's something going on.

1170
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: I like to roll my window down and go, officer,

1171
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: what happened here? And they're like moving along it is?

1172
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: It brings me so much joy. They're so irritated, like

1173
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: why would they share with me? Explain? This is everything?

1174
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: All right? What happened here? While the person's being a

1175
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: handcuffed away?

1176
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 3: Do you guys need a help?

1177
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 1: I fancy myself a bit of a gum shoe.

1178
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 2: I'll do the backup call.

1179
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 1: If you want me to do a backup call.

1180
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 3: Do you want me all his feet for? You know

1181
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 3: you're not cuffing his ankles? Okay? You want me to

1182
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 3: home time?

1183
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 5: Just a cowboy, fully dressed up and cowboy gear.

1184
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 2: I like the way that cop. I was rolling through

1185
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 2: that stop sign and I was basically about to just

1186
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 2: keep going and take the right, and then stopped because

1187
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 2: a cop was there, and he smiled as like, yeah,

1188
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 2: thank you.

1189
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 3: I do the roll and stop too.

1190
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: I do that all the time.

1191
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 3: Karen.

1192
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 1: Why did you ask what my hobby was these days?

1193
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:13,919
Speaker 1: Out of things?

1194
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, well, I was trying to make

1195
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 2: small talk, and I feel like sometimes we have so

1196
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 2: much fun riffing that we don't give the guests like

1197
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 2: the floor in the right, right right, Oh, that we should.

1198
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 5: We're going to have an open space now for you

1199
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 5: to talk about whatever you came to talk about, you

1200
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 5: your verbal diary. Yeah, but I'll tell you what Tigg's

1201
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 5: been doing as a hobby.

1202
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 3: Oh, she gave me this. It's sprinkleable.

1203
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's mushrooms.

1204
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: It's well, you don't tell everyone what's in it because

1205
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: I have the top seeds.

1206
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I gave away there's mushrooms and seeds.

1207
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: Well, there's seventeen different types of mushrooms. And I call

1208
01:03:58,840 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 1: it Dike dust.

1209
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 3: And it's working on me.

1210
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: Have you enjoyed it? Isn't it so good? In savory?

1211
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 5: I'm halfway done with.

1212
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,959
Speaker 1: The Okay, well swayed back by. It makes you feel

1213
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:14,439
Speaker 1: real good.

1214
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 3: It gives you. What does it give you?

1215
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: Well, it's very nutrient dance and I created it when

1216
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: I became this isn't why I'm on the podcast, by

1217
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: the way. I I'm on the podcast because I needed

1218
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: a ride around in a circle.

1219
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 2: But then to then have the confronting moment with a assaultant.

1220
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 5: Early this morning called and said, can you help me

1221
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 5: get into a street fight.

1222
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:41,439
Speaker 1: But I when my family, my wife and our two

1223
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: children became vegan, I was in that typical panic of

1224
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what if we don't get enough protein

1225
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: and iron and whatever? And so I created this this

1226
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't know little thing that you can sprinkle supplemental

1227
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: spy an old sprinkle and if somebody can come up

1228
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 1: with a name for it, because I would like to

1229
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 1: sell it one day. Whenever I go to someone's house

1230
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: or somebody comes over, I give him some of my

1231
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: Dike dust. And when I would go over and deliver

1232
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: it to people's houses at a party, they'd be like,

1233
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,120
Speaker 1: what is this? And I go, I don't know, Dike dust,

1234
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: and and so now I just call it that. But that's.

1235
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 3: Missus Dike, I like sprinkleable supplements.

1236
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's my attorney suggests that I call it,

1237
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 1: oh Notaro zone. Uh oh yeah, like a joke about

1238
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: like Newman Zone.

1239
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,600
Speaker 3: Illustration of you.

1240
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be great. What about Missus Tiggs, missus missus Tigs. Well,

1241
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:49,439
Speaker 1: there's somebody in my my history of my life would

1242
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 1: call me miss Tig and I she was very terrible, uh,

1243
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: from my childhood, and I can't bring myself when somebody

1244
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: calls me miss Tig. I'm like, mister Tig.

1245
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 3: It is mister Tigs Sprinkleble Supplement.

1246
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,479
Speaker 2: Mister Tig's Wild Sprinkles, and.

1247
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 5: Mister mister Wild Sprinkle Ride.

1248
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: Wait is my name now, tizz.

1249
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 5: Missus Chizzys Sprinkles, Tizzy Fit, thank Youzzy Fit.

1250
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I can get you some dice dust if

1251
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 1: you like something and I want I would like.

1252
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 5: Some, Okay, yeah, I do, because it also adds like

1253
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 5: a crunchy texture.

1254
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,919
Speaker 3: Two things like on a salad where you.

1255
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 1: Want you want it for like you know, savory dishes

1256
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: like Pasta's pizza, yea salad, soup, baked potato. You understand

1257
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 1: you're getting it because.

1258
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 5: It's relatively flavorless, but it gives.

1259
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 1: But there's a little bit of flavor and it's so

1260
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: good like on avocado toast. Yeah yeah, and uh yeah,

1261
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: so this sounds awesome and I also want to make

1262
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: sure sorry mister tig sprinkleble tizzy uh for dykes only, and.

1263
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 2: Then I should be dressed like an old fifties grocery

1264
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 2: store manager with like an apron and a bow tie,

1265
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 2: and then.

1266
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: Like already do it, already do it. That's how I'm blinded.

1267
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 5: I think, add a top hat to that, go outdoors

1268
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 5: to a carnival and be like, I've never met this

1269
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 5: person in my life.

1270
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 3: What ails you? And then I'll be like on my

1271
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:36,320
Speaker 3: back and my neck kits and then my neck tips,

1272
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 3: well they just coming in.

1273
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: That's your neck tips a little soggy.

1274
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,320
Speaker 5: And then and then I'll sprinkle some on and then

1275
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 5: do a little tap dance and everyone will line up

1276
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 5: like an elixird person.

1277
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean sold, It'll be.

1278
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 3: Sold.

1279
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 1: But I did come on the podcast to tell people

1280
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: about my new stand up special called Hello Again Nice

1281
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 1: and it is on Prime video?

1282
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 3: Is it out already?

1283
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 1: It comes out on March twenty six, and my beautiful

1284
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 1: lovely wife Stephanie directed it. Oh nice. Yeah, that's terrific. Yeah.

1285
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,680
Speaker 1: So we work a lot together and we enjoy it.

1286
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: You have a production company, we do, We have a

1287
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,679
Speaker 1: production company together. That's great. Yeah, I love it. Yeah,

1288
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,559
Speaker 1: I love you too.

1289
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,719
Speaker 3: And are you and I owe you.

1290
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 1: And I owe us some love.

1291
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:38,720
Speaker 5: Did you know that we acted like idiots every day

1292
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 5: and it feels like we're living together again?

1293
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 1: Yes, it does.

1294
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 5: It was like, what if we did the things we do,

1295
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 5: giggling and making we would laugh so hard. I one

1296
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 5: of us would make the fart noise and the other

1297
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:55,959
Speaker 5: one has to react to the fart face without life.

1298
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 1: That matches the particular thing.

1299
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 3: I don't care who you are.

1300
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 5: You can be a professor, are of all parts of everything,

1301
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 5: butt farts.

1302
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 1: Butts.

1303
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,160
Speaker 3: Uh, and you will laugh. It's so fun to make

1304
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:12,759
Speaker 3: the face.

1305
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, we don't have to do it now because

1306
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 5: it's not good for audio. And then just different physical

1307
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 5: scenarios act the mount and it's like, what if we

1308
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 5: did this song, No one would think with tigs dry

1309
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:30,640
Speaker 5: delivery and my wordplay that we're just just monkeying around.

1310
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 2: Just waiting to make mushroom dust for everybody.

1311
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: That's right.

1312
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,679
Speaker 2: One of my favorite memories is being at Sarah's roof

1313
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 2: party and the three of us pretended we were about

1314
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 2: to jump off the roof for like a half an hour.

1315
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 2: Do you remember that we just kept going up and

1316
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,639
Speaker 2: it would be like somebody would like do some bad

1317
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 2: small talk of like what are you interested in these days?

1318
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: And they'd be like, pretend that story didn't go anywhere,

1319
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,799
Speaker 1: But I am.

1320
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 2: It was the funniest thanks to me, like a little

1321
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,640
Speaker 2: a little.

1322
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:08,599
Speaker 9: Sample of maybe what it was like if there the

1323
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:13,639
Speaker 9: guard rail was exactly med thigh height, y you so

1324
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 9: easily could accidentally it was so there might have been.

1325
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: Many people from Sarah's rooftop parties that ended up. When

1326
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,880
Speaker 1: you're like, where did that comedian go? I hadn't heard

1327
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,479
Speaker 1: of them in a while sidewalk Yes, wow.

1328
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 3: Oh I one time there. I wasn't with you.

1329
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 5: It was when I was still getting invited as a

1330
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:39,680
Speaker 5: solo project. I thought it'd be funny to accidentally fall

1331
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 5: in the pool and have someone toss me that life

1332
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:47,160
Speaker 5: preserver and it didn't get Everyone thought it was too much.

1333
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: Yeah you agree, Yeah it was too much.

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Speaker 3: Were you there?

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Speaker 1: Well, I could just tell you overdid it? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: pushed too hard?

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Speaker 3: I said, help, help.

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Speaker 1: I cannot swim and not swim. I can't swim, but

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Speaker 1: I cannot cannot, but I can tread water for one

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Speaker 1: hour and.

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Speaker 3: No one's listening. That makes them jump off.

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Speaker 2: That's tough because you really made a huge case at

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Speaker 2: that part.

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01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 3: I had to take my huge splash.

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Speaker 5: I walked wet in my underwear to my car feeling

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Speaker 5: like I made no new friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah on ah boy, there's many embarrassing moments.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, take thanks for being here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was not one at my house. Yeah, thanks

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Speaker 1: for living here. Okay, thanks for having me here at

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Speaker 1: my house. Parked in front, and do you want to

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Speaker 1: go around one more time? No, no, I'm all done.

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Speaker 3: He again.

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Speaker 1: If anybody wants to check out Handsome, it's me Fortune,

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Speaker 1: Famestera and May Martin and we just if you like

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Speaker 1: the nonsense of this podcast, we are one hundred million

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Speaker 1: percent nonsense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it. That's the only relaxing.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing I like.

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Speaker 2: Is like doing the dishes, going around my house, trying

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Speaker 2: to calm the fuck down for the day, and you're

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Speaker 2: listening to your friends. Just have fun and it's just

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Speaker 2: jokes and calm Yeah, laughing.

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Speaker 1: Enjoyment is tizzy.

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Speaker 3: And listen to us. Now it's radiates.

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Speaker 1: To break out your mushroom powder and pour it on

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Speaker 1: your face.

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Speaker 5: You could have it on your avocado toast, or you

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Speaker 5: can put it straight on your face. Hello Again, premiering

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Speaker 5: the twenty sixth of this month, the month I forget

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Speaker 5: because I don't go to school anymore and I don't

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Speaker 5: write checks. I don't know what year it is, but

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Speaker 5: on the twenty six one of these months, Hello Again

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Speaker 1: Stores, Unhandsome. We did talk about how many times in

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Speaker 1: Fortune's life her grandmother shoved a suppository in her bottom

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Speaker 1: anytime she didn't feel well. In goes a suppository, no

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Speaker 1: matter what the symptom want, I go to get out

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Speaker 1: of there, find something else to do.

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Speaker 5: My mom loves sticking stuff up there too.

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Speaker 1: Scramble, you just have a fever?

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Speaker 3: Why do we have to use that?

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Speaker 6: Don't you have a tennis ball to put at the

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Speaker 6: bottom of your uh Walker Walker stranger? Yeah, so weird, guys,

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Speaker 6: but tennis balls at the bottom of Walker.

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Speaker 1: It's like my father's middle name was Walker. Oh all right,

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Speaker 1: well with that, I'm going to walk home. Thanks for

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01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 1: having me. I know you're both two of the funniest

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01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,920
Speaker 1: people alive, and I'm sick of people thinking that I'm exaggerating.

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Speaker 3: Oh thanks, well, I got I expect it's thank you.

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Speaker 1: Detroit you were awesome. You're the best. I mean it,

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Speaker 1: Detroit was the best. PA two are the funniest.

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Speaker 2: Oh Ti, you're the best.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a classic.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry I ever left you. You've been listening to

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Speaker 5: Do You Need a Ride?

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Speaker 3: D y n A.

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Speaker 10: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 4: Produced by Annalise Nelson.

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01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,639
Speaker 10: Mixed by Edson Troy.

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01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,920
Speaker 4: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.

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01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 10: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 4: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:45,520
Speaker 2: podcast That's d y n ar podcast.

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Speaker 5: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you both.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.