Speaker 1: I got I realized why all of my socks get
Speaker 1: dirty so quick. It's because I wear cloths and the
Speaker 1: break dust of my LA just gets into the fibers
Speaker 1: and stains it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, is that really it?
Speaker 3: Or do we just have like chronically dirty floors and.
Speaker 4: The break dust.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the breakdust. It's all in our lungs. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about that when I was thinking about the
Speaker 1: dirty sucks.
Speaker 3: Br like the dirty sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be like two inches of like break
Speaker 1: dust all over LA if we weren't moving.
Speaker 4: I set up a it's like a fan and it's
Speaker 4: all white plastic, and within a week it was like black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you joking?
Speaker 4: I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: No, dead serious. We're breathing in like mad amounts of
Speaker 1: break dust.
Speaker 2: I literally have a vape in my pocket and there's
Speaker 2: one upstairs under my pillow, like I don't care.
Speaker 4: No, that's a supplement. But in my room, I replaced
Speaker 4: a new troptic nicktine is neutrapl it literally is that's
Speaker 4: the thing. I replaced my air filter and it was
Speaker 4: from the fires and it's black, Like I.
Speaker 1: Know, you know you didn't in your lying.
Speaker 2: You left the plastic on your air filter.
Speaker 4: Be honest, No I didn't.
Speaker 1: No, you left the.
Speaker 2: Plastic on their air filter genuinely, like, actually you were one.
Speaker 3: Of those people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was one of.
Speaker 1: Those people I left. I left the filter in the
Speaker 1: plastic for like three months and was like, nothing about
Speaker 1: my room has changed. I'm actually sicker randomly, and it
Speaker 1: was because the filter was wrapped around or the plastic
Speaker 1: was wrapped around the filter, and it was just like
Speaker 1: caking onto plastic.
Speaker 4: The fuck anyway, guys, welcome to episode fifty.
Speaker 1: Bleep that Welcome to episode I don't know what I
Speaker 1: think it's one nineties.
Speaker 4: I think it's twenty seven, twenty seven.
Speaker 1: We are up there, and then I the real answers.
Speaker 4: I think it's one ninety four.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, oh gosh, guys, Hi welcome, How did this happen?
Speaker 2: Have emergency it or calm? I seriously am a new woman, Like, seriously, seriously?
Speaker 2: Has my voice changed?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm yeah, I need to stop smoking.
Speaker 2: I was listening to myself the other day and I
Speaker 2: was like, ooh, the friendly obsession is going like it's
Speaker 2: going throat, like it's getting to throw.
Speaker 1: Era throw goat. We we haven't said that in a
Speaker 1: long time fried Gaya hoomie, what was it that part?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're gay homie like got hit by lightning.
Speaker 1: We were at Kay's birthday dinner last night and Kai
Speaker 1: was like he was like, oh, like that part of
Speaker 1: the chicken is weird or whatever, and I was like
Speaker 1: that part maybe.
Speaker 4: Like every every thirty seconds, Drew would just like light
Speaker 4: up and then say something and then just like go
Speaker 4: back to being silent.
Speaker 1: Every one of his friends was like I just like
Speaker 1: I literally gagged, like it was so gross. I was
Speaker 1: like gagging and it was like, God.
Speaker 2: Gay friend who got struck by lighting? That is what
Speaker 2: Drew feels like.
Speaker 5: That's a better representation because sometimes I've always said this,
Speaker 5: but when Drew's in my passenger seat, it feels like
Speaker 5: the second he gets into my car, he turns into
Speaker 5: my uncle with like light amnesia, like he just becomes.
Speaker 2: Like a different person because he's not really there. And
Speaker 2: then every now and then, seculated when he says something,
Speaker 2: it's like oh wow. On Memorial Day or like before now,
Speaker 2: we were pastating the cemetery with flags all over it
Speaker 2: and Drew literally has been deadtime the whole time, and
Speaker 2: they goes those flags are her Memorial Day and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, buddy, yeah, Like that's when our conversations
Speaker 2: in the car feel like it's like, yeah, buddy, buddy,
Speaker 2: what to say?
Speaker 4: I just went, oh, wait, when you had like the
Speaker 4: beard and your hair would be all that was your
Speaker 4: most struck by lightning.
Speaker 1: Period I'm thinking about. I know, I'm thinking about bringing
Speaker 1: the beard back, like not because I think it looks good,
Speaker 1: because it's like probably my funniest like.
Speaker 2: De centering and d stabili.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thinking of you with like pictures of you, no
Speaker 2: wonder people actually maybe are confused about your sexuality because
Speaker 2: I will say, you don't look like the gay friends
Speaker 2: struck by lightning. When your hair is puffy and you
Speaker 2: have a beard, you look like the person who I
Speaker 2: need to lock my car.
Speaker 1: I look like the bomber or no, Ted Kaczynski. I
Speaker 1: literally look like I'm like in the cabin in the woods.
Speaker 2: That was your most like doppel ganger time too. That's
Speaker 2: when like everybody was looking.
Speaker 1: They grew out beards, They grew all the doppelgangers grew
Speaker 1: out fucking beards.
Speaker 2: What's happening now? Are you growing one back out.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I just like am so lazy. I hate shaving.
Speaker 1: I hate shaving. I hate shaving.
Speaker 2: Oh often do you have to shave?
Speaker 1: Like I should shave every day, but I just shave
Speaker 1: like once every two.
Speaker 2: Days every day. That can't be good for you every day.
Speaker 4: I shave every day? Or are you talking about your face?
Speaker 2: Can you grow facial hair?
Speaker 1: I thought we were talking about our butt holes?
Speaker 4: I thought we were talking about our butt holes? But
Speaker 4: do you want to talk about face?
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I can grow a beard, and if he did, he
Speaker 1: like better watched the funk out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I look like inside out dad, And I
Speaker 4: don't really like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, like literally, I.
Speaker 4: Literally do that?
Speaker 6: Stop like you weird?
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: Can you actually grow facial hair?
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: You don't feel like somebody who needs facial hair.
Speaker 4: I don't like the way I live.
Speaker 1: No, he looks like only good to me. You look
Speaker 1: only good to me with facial hair.
Speaker 4: What was Josiah? One time? I like had some facial
Speaker 4: hair and just high It's like it went quiet for
Speaker 4: a second. He just turned to me and said, I
Speaker 4: think you still look good even with this.
Speaker 2: By anyway, just in case, you're right now, I still
Speaker 2: look fine.
Speaker 4: Body, Uh, Drew, you kind of looked like Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 4: I realized, do you not see that? Because I'm not
Speaker 4: joking like a little bit. I'm joking, but I'm also
Speaker 4: like you kind of do Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like it showed them that put up on
Speaker 1: the screen the picture of me mogging you from last night. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll just show you right now.
Speaker 2: I have fomo. I missed Kay's birthday dinner because I
Speaker 2: was at Disney for Salem's work. Is this yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe I've been in Kay's
Speaker 2: room now. That was really really that was That was really.
Speaker 4: Like a Tom of Finland character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, my jaw is all big.
Speaker 2: Why are you guys like so flirtatious today? Did something
Speaker 2: happen last night?
Speaker 1: We're literally not. I feel like we're just average flirtatious.
Speaker 1: But yes, it happen. We got on a Magle together
Speaker 1: and it was really traumatizing.
Speaker 2: Oh is that where you got attacked?
Speaker 1: I thought you might have talked to it. I got
Speaker 1: attacked in real life, y'all. I was for real hate
Speaker 1: crime by like ten people, true, and I was wearing
Speaker 1: a rainbow Pride flag outfit.
Speaker 2: What's today? It's not June yet, Yeah, you're crushing it.
Speaker 1: Wait, actually, before I get into that story, one of
Speaker 1: our friends like was posting on his story being ernest
Speaker 1: close friends being like Ugli, I spent all my money
Speaker 1: like waiting for like the Pride month brand deals to
Speaker 1: come in and they're not doing them this year. So
Speaker 1: now I'm broke, so like, please, like someone pay me.
Speaker 1: And I just thought that was like such a funny
Speaker 1: mentality to have.
Speaker 2: Waiting on the Pride brand deal.
Speaker 1: And they're not doing it anymore because Pride is literally
Speaker 1: like demonic.
Speaker 2: Now I want to go to Pride. We got invited.
Speaker 2: I said no because like the reality of this, like
Speaker 2: oh I'm going, or no, I mean to be on
Speaker 2: the Mac Pride. Yeah, Like Mac is doing a Pride
Speaker 2: flow and they asked me Andrew if we wanted to
Speaker 2: be on it, and I do want to be on it,
Speaker 2: but like the idea of any gay person who's only
Speaker 2: ever seen a clip of me calling bisexual people evil,
Speaker 2: like and me on the Mad Pride flat flow, like
Speaker 2: who I wish I could go on it so bad
Speaker 2: because getting like fucked up and getting on the pride flow.
Speaker 2: It would be fun like buying a but I just
Speaker 2: want to watch, to like be there and observe. And
Speaker 2: that's why I'm like, I don't think I have.
Speaker 4: It nearby nearby, yarbye.
Speaker 1: And then I was control him, control him.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not,
Speaker 2: I'm not. It seriously is evil. I was talking about
Speaker 2: there about that. It literally is evil. Me and myrapist
Speaker 2: talk about it. It's evil. It's evil. It literally it's
Speaker 2: the root of all my evil.
Speaker 1: I think, I think it actually is.
Speaker 2: The root of all my evil. A woman like me
Speaker 2: shouldn't have endless options who like no, oh no, I
Speaker 2: already have a phone that was already bad. We're learning
Speaker 2: a lot about when you give women phones and bisexuality
Speaker 2: at the same time in the same century. Like it
Speaker 2: literally the world expands tenfold, Like it's fucked up.
Speaker 4: Did you know that all the witches that were burned
Speaker 4: in the Salem Witch Trail were.
Speaker 3: By I would love to be burned at the stake.
Speaker 1: I think that that's in your cards in you should
Speaker 1: we burn.
Speaker 4: Me episode two hundred for the barbecue this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're literally accidentally having a pride barbecue.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I was telling my mom on the phone,
Speaker 1: and I was like, we can't do that, and she's like,
Speaker 1: why can't you do both? And I was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: we can't do that. Think we're gay, Yeah, everyone's.
Speaker 2: Every gay.
Speaker 1: And then so we're I'm just figuring out how to
Speaker 1: say this to talk about.
Speaker 4: Your It was a perfect transition twodes.
Speaker 2: And then he really has been struck by.
Speaker 4: Saturday, Saturday, Hoday.
Speaker 1: And then we that was literally me on Sunday, also
Speaker 1: drew yesterday. Yeah, that was yesterday got and then we
Speaker 1: are all sitting in a living room and we're playing
Speaker 1: this game called fish bowl. And for those who don't
Speaker 1: know what fishbowl is, it's a game where you take
Speaker 1: three pieces of paper you write a random word. We
Speaker 1: played it at Devn's house at one time, where like
Speaker 1: you put all the words in a bowl and then
Speaker 1: someone's standing up and there rain before I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like a charades game, yeah exactly, And like the
Speaker 1: first round is you like get as many words as
Speaker 1: possible to get the word or to get your team
Speaker 1: to guess the words. The second round is you only
Speaker 1: get one word and the third word is to just
Speaker 1: act it out. Yeah. Well, someone in that room, I
Speaker 1: have no idea who it was put Pride Month as
Speaker 1: one of the words, and not only Pride month, but
Speaker 1: as one of the words. It was me.
Speaker 2: That's like, okay, keep going, because you have to say
Speaker 2: the other thing. You almost did detrol someone when you
Speaker 2: almost wrote you're gay.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I have that written down. And so
Speaker 1: someone did that and it was really scary. That was
Speaker 1: the first scary part of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So essentially you wrote those things and it backfired
Speaker 2: onn't you. Okay, that's what.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing, Like literally no.
Speaker 2: And then you're the only gay person in the room
Speaker 2: in a game of charades and you put gay words
Speaker 2: in a bowl and you were like, surely no one will.
Speaker 1: Every single time that word came up, everybody would just
Speaker 1: look at me. They would look at me in the
Speaker 1: craziest way. They would just look at me. Some people
Speaker 1: would maybe even say it, question mark, who the fuck
Speaker 1: gave them permission? Because I know I did it. I
Speaker 1: know that's for damn sure. And then oh, this is
Speaker 1: the worst, this is the worst part of it all.
Speaker 1: So someone was acting out the words and they just
Speaker 1: pointed at me and everyone was like, it was Pride
Speaker 1: month everyone in the room.
Speaker 4: He cried to me, Oh my god, I didn't even
Speaker 4: think about Pride mon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course she didn't think about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But the thing is, nobody even said it.
Speaker 2: They were just the point.
Speaker 4: Everything knew that Drew fucking wrote it.
Speaker 1: Every everybody would just like look and then they'd immediately
Speaker 1: so annoying.
Speaker 2: Did we spoke to like, what's that? Who he like
Speaker 2: reads your mind? It was at the story a mentalist
Speaker 2: at this story bird.
Speaker 1: My mom went to a mentalist in fucking Vegas too,
Speaker 1: and did some really fucking shady shit about me to him.
Speaker 1: But go ahead.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your mom is like beefing with you.
Speaker 1: Console I know, we're like really like in a fight
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Me and my mom too.
Speaker 1: I screamed at her on the phone yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why you're the bottom of your socks are
Speaker 2: always dirty because I play.
Speaker 3: With my mom's ashes sometimes and I think the dust
Speaker 3: gets on the floor inappropriate.
Speaker 1: What the fuck how I grieve is my process? Yeah, Kai,
Speaker 1: that was weird for you to not only check any
Speaker 1: but a woman.
Speaker 2: That's how I still play. Me and my mom still
Speaker 2: do cartwheels.
Speaker 1: I vaped my grandma or yeah, my grandma's dead too.
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 4: Is that the thing that Lebron does?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Being that with your mom's ashes?
Speaker 3: Right right?
Speaker 2: Well, should I talk about my story, guys, my story
Speaker 2: the mentalist? Yes, oh the mentalist. Oh my god. We
Speaker 2: went to a mentalist and Drew wanted to troll him
Speaker 2: and he was gonna write you're gay, because he wanted
Speaker 2: him to have to look him in the eyes and
Speaker 2: say you're gay. And Drew didn't do it. He didn't write.
Speaker 1: I chickened out. I wrote nothing, but he still somehow
Speaker 1: knew I wrote nothing, like it was so fucking weird,
Speaker 1: but wanted him no, no, no, but like him doing
Speaker 1: like magic tricks like that would be like really cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something about a man who's so upfront with his manipulation. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also just like magic is such like a nerdy cute thing.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, you're a fucking nerd freak bitch, why
Speaker 1: are you doing magic?
Speaker 2: I feel like having a partner who could do magic
Speaker 2: would low ki be so embarrassing for me.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like like imagine like them practicing the tricks
Speaker 1: and like failing.
Speaker 3: No, way wait wait wait, wait, okay, I'm gonna restart it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna restart it.
Speaker 3: I did something wrong.
Speaker 2: Like that's it would be a lot of that, yeah, exact, wait,
Speaker 2: just forget everything.
Speaker 3: I said, wait, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: But my mom went to a mentalist and the guy
Speaker 1: like kind of explained how it works, and it's just
Speaker 1: like reading some like micro movements and like oh, you
Speaker 1: raise your left hand when it's in your left hand,
Speaker 1: just by like a quarter of an inch and just
Speaker 1: like little things like that, and that's how they like
Speaker 1: end up guessing the things right. And I don't remember.
Speaker 2: That was crazy how he guessed mine, though, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it was like that was crazy because I said, which
Speaker 2: is just a random Honduran restaurant in Miami that I
Speaker 2: grew up going to. That's bomb.
Speaker 1: You know, it's fucking freaky because I wrote nothing and
Speaker 1: he guessed that I wrote nothing, which is weird ish because.
Speaker 2: You're giving nothing, so it's like easy boom, you're giving
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: I think you stole a p No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: these are from a rig.
Speaker 2: Those are my jeans.
Speaker 3: I didn't think those were my genes, babes.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying there's a pair of jeans, my acne
Speaker 2: baggy jeans that I wore all the time. They're missing.
Speaker 2: I have a light pair of jeans that look like
Speaker 2: your jeans. Where are my jeans? Because those are not
Speaker 2: my jenes.
Speaker 3: I know my.
Speaker 1: Genes didn't steal your genes. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I think you have my genes.
Speaker 1: You took my gene I'll let you go through my
Speaker 1: closet see if you find them. But my mom was
Speaker 1: also at a mentalist, and she like the person was
Speaker 1: like being like, I'll predict your future, like I'll predict
Speaker 1: a question you ask for the future. Girl, My mom
Speaker 1: asked this mentalist in front of three hundred other fucking
Speaker 1: contestants if I was ever gonna get married, which is
Speaker 1: crazy that, Like, I've never even thought about my mom
Speaker 1: thinking about that for me. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's like she like is genuinely concerned that I'll never
Speaker 1: get married. And I'm like, oh, that's kind of sweet,
Speaker 1: Like I'm right here, well, no, we're gonna get married.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying my mom doesn't understand that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. People don't like they try to, but they kind
Speaker 2: of act.
Speaker 1: They really they really really really don't get it, and
Speaker 1: they don't understand how fucking serious we are about it,
Speaker 1: and like, bitch, I will marry you this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care. We basically we genuinely, especially being
Speaker 2: around Madeline and Steven, we were like cracking up because
Speaker 2: we really do function like a married couple with each
Speaker 2: other because at this point we also think the same things, so.
Speaker 1: Every really predict each other's like once in needs, it's
Speaker 1: my man, that's my girl.
Speaker 2: But she asked if you were going to get married,
Speaker 2: and they said no. Correct.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the answer. Let's actually call her. Hey, mom,
Speaker 1: you're on the podcast. Oh okay, I was going to ask,
Speaker 1: so you were really fucking shady in Las Vegas, like
Speaker 1: you were gone, you shady bitch. Yeah, I'm clocking your
Speaker 1: ship right now.
Speaker 2: What did I do?
Speaker 1: You asked the men if I was ever going to
Speaker 1: get married? Well, what did he say?
Speaker 2: He said, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Oh I mean.
Speaker 2: She said, well, he said, she goes, I'm feeling I
Speaker 2: am I'm feeling you have two sons and I said no, no,
Speaker 2: I have three sons. And then he said, well, I'm
Speaker 2: feeling that that one is married and he said the
Speaker 2: other to no no.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, So this is bullshit.
Speaker 2: Do I not count?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, and you're getting married? Mom, What do you
Speaker 1: mean we're getting married? That if you if.
Speaker 2: You guys got married by thirty, that that you're going
Speaker 2: to get married. It's really inching up on getting getting close.
Speaker 2: It's it's really getting there. I think we spoke too
Speaker 2: soon saying that I'm okay with that. Oh, we should
Speaker 2: have a wedding and you guys should come.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 2: Would be awesome.
Speaker 4: I've already got my dress picked out.
Speaker 1: Mom. Can I tell you something that you might want
Speaker 1: to be sitting down?
Speaker 2: I'm laying down.
Speaker 1: I kissed boys, I kiss boys.
Speaker 2: Drew, I've been I've been new. Is that what you say?
Speaker 1: We bess when was the first time you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's gay as fuck? When I was like nine, I
Speaker 1: think it was more like five, when I was literally
Speaker 1: doing hand headstands. I don't think I've told you about that.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with gymnastics, and I would just do
Speaker 1: headstands like all over the house, like literally for hours.
Speaker 3: I would do the same thing on a pillow. We
Speaker 3: low key would have vibed. You'd be on your head
Speaker 3: just staring at the golf course that.
Speaker 2: You'd watch the guys come through on that green and
Speaker 2: you'd be standing on your just watching them.
Speaker 1: Literally, gay guy got struck by light. Okay, well i'll
Speaker 1: call you after, but yeah, you have to come on
Speaker 1: the podcast. Guys comment if you want my mom on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I love you all, see you soon. I'm
Speaker 1: what a bitch bro Like? Did you see here the
Speaker 1: way she was fucking talking to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she doesn't like you anything that I feel it off.
Speaker 1: Of that was that was the most jarring, Like that
Speaker 1: actually ruined my tad.
Speaker 4: Wait, do you guys want me to start recording or
Speaker 4: are we? Are you ready to.
Speaker 1: Hit you classic bit? He's a classic man.
Speaker 2: Well, being around Kai is making me scared because literally
Speaker 2: Kai kind of saved my life. The other night I
Speaker 2: was thinking about it. I was like, damn, men, get
Speaker 2: the easiest of praises because you saved my life because
Speaker 2: you lived close. I actually am very grateful, but like
Speaker 2: I literally all night or the next day, I was like,
Speaker 2: Kai literally saved my life.
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's true.
Speaker 2: Technically, the grace of God having you live that close
Speaker 2: to that fuck ass club literally saved my life.
Speaker 1: But you did technically me and rain saved your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just actually technically it started with Mason saving
Speaker 2: my life because Mason was the first person to shield
Speaker 2: me throwing up in that party.
Speaker 3: Like I threw up at the party, Like it started, Oh.
Speaker 1: Wow, andya got like zooted beyond fucking belief, Like you
Speaker 1: know the video roll, the clip of me laying on
Speaker 1: the concrete.
Speaker 4: I mean, we could drive him to the hospital.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to the hospital.
Speaker 4: We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost
Speaker 4: four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up
Speaker 2: like four times in a row. We did take it
Speaker 2: to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we have
Speaker 2: to take Drew to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Look at him, He's way worse than Mason. This is
Speaker 4: like Project X.
Speaker 2: I had my moment. Well how and when that had
Speaker 2: Like that's what?
Speaker 3: No, you weren't twenty six, you were like twenty three.
Speaker 1: No, that was literally like like twenty two.
Speaker 2: I'm just stunted. I'm stunted. I don't know if anybody
Speaker 2: can tell I'm a stunted person. So I'm just now
Speaker 2: getting to that point. I guess it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: I would do it again like I would literally I
Speaker 2: would do that whole night back to back again. Like
Speaker 2: for me, it was the best night of my life.
Speaker 1: Like me, it was.
Speaker 2: Everyone else was worried and scared, I'm sure, but like
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: At one point, ya, you literally like it was me,
Speaker 1: you and Rain in the room and Kai Mason and
Speaker 1: our other friend was in the living room and they
Speaker 1: were all just talking back and forth, and you like
Speaker 1: bug eyed and like sat up and like you heard
Speaker 1: them laugh, and like you literally thought like demons were
Speaker 1: in the living room. Like you literally were like there's
Speaker 1: demons in the living room, Like who are what is that?
Speaker 1: What is that? What was that? What is that? What
Speaker 1: is that? And I was like, ya, it's our friends.
Speaker 2: You're okay, dude, I'm not kidding. I don't remember, Okay,
Speaker 2: I need to preface. It was Salem.
Speaker 1: Was here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, she's here. Did I want vape?
Speaker 4: Or what? Was?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: No? You wanted my hand? Is that not so sweet?
Speaker 3: Scared?
Speaker 2: I was really like, I okay, I went to Salem's
Speaker 2: birthday party. Actually, the last time I got completely obliterated
Speaker 2: was Salem's birthday, like four years ever, her birthday party,
Speaker 2: it genuinely brings something out of me. And if I
Speaker 2: am in a vulnerable space and I'm at Salem's birthday party,
Speaker 2: it's going down, but it's gonna be the best.
Speaker 1: It's literally my favorite thing to do every single year,
Speaker 1: like every year, like Salem's Happy Birthday Queen.
Speaker 2: Once, like all of our friends who are like what
Speaker 2: are April babies, like tourists, question Mark tours or like whatever. Once,
Speaker 2: like the birthdays in April start rolling in. That's when
Speaker 2: I know it's about to get wicked, Like life is
Speaker 2: worth living is other people's birthdays rolling in.
Speaker 1: It's literally a wicked summer. I decided, not like the movie,
Speaker 1: but like I'm gonna be wicked all No, it's bad, Like.
Speaker 2: Y'all should have never let me go outside, because it's done.
Speaker 2: It's around. Like I had so much that night, but
Speaker 2: I got to Salem's and I was already I didn't
Speaker 2: need anything else in my system. I was like capped already.
Speaker 1: But I was like we we drank down at Rain's
Speaker 1: house before, by the way, like we had like five
Speaker 1: drinks before. And then also you were like blasting fucking
Speaker 1: weed into your brain and blood plus edibles like you
Speaker 1: were like, well, so fab.
Speaker 2: The thing is for context, Salem's Birthday is always a
Speaker 2: good birthday party. It's always full of like I've never
Speaker 2: been a Salem's party and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: someone I don't fuck with this is here, Like it's
Speaker 2: usually everyone I like is there. I know I can
Speaker 2: roam around a party and be like wow, and I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna run into anybody. It's going to really scare me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I got there and I was immediately offered trooms.
Speaker 2: I've never done trooms. It wasn't a lot I found.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a lot.
Speaker 1: Also, famously, like Ya has said she would literally never
Speaker 1: be because you have like literally disorders in your brain
Speaker 1: now and in your DNA that's ready to just come out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it was a crazy vibe. It was definitely like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. It was a But I say that
Speaker 2: all the time. I am like I am a drug
Speaker 2: dealer's dream because if anybody offers me anything, for the
Speaker 2: most part, I'm like that when I was fifteen, if
Speaker 2: it's a friend, I'm like, ya, like I really am
Speaker 2: monkey see monkey dude.
Speaker 1: During the Zandemic.
Speaker 2: Saturday, that's when you were the game highlighting Saday.
Speaker 1: Saturday How could when you were during the zandemic, how
Speaker 1: were you able to like control your like gay accent
Speaker 1: when you were all fucked up around your friends?
Speaker 2: You just get sucked day.
Speaker 1: Hitting. Wow, these dan EXAs are hitting. Yeah, I'm literally
Speaker 1: guy gag at the Zannies. Guys, can we go to
Speaker 1: the drug dealer's house to pick up more Zan's hat pegs?
Speaker 2: It feels like a muppet like the first game. And
Speaker 2: you know, like before they were allowed to put gay
Speaker 2: on media, they would do shit like that. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: did you know that this muppet was gay? So yeah,
Speaker 2: I did that, and like immediately I knew. I was
Speaker 2: like I shouldn't have done that because also I took it.
Speaker 2: I put it in my mouth. I went to the
Speaker 2: bathroom with my friend and I took it out and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna do this, just know like
Speaker 2: things are about to go down. And then I just
Speaker 2: ate it. And then I went out and I told Kai,
Speaker 2: I told Mason, I told I told any of my friends.
Speaker 1: I literally told everyone but me. I was the only
Speaker 1: person that didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't fucking see you. We got there and literally
Speaker 2: split up, because that is what we do at parties.
Speaker 2: Like famously we get there and we split up, you
Speaker 2: usually end up with fucking kai.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We were asking Amine if you wanted to be
Speaker 1: a part of our three man.
Speaker 4: We were trying to run a three man on other
Speaker 4: guys also, And then Drew went up to the thermostat at
Speaker 4: the venue and was just turning it all the way.
Speaker 1: No, it was locked. I would never do that to say,
Speaker 1: lom it was locked.
Speaker 2: He wanted in there so bad, but he would have
Speaker 2: gone in there.
Speaker 1: I probably would have. I was blacked out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew got drunk enough that the second we got
Speaker 2: in the car he started giving awful advice and telling
Speaker 2: us to call people on our phones and say crazy shit.
Speaker 2: We were like no, Like he was like, called so
Speaker 2: and so and tell them you need help.
Speaker 4: Also, I want to clarify. When I was like, let's
Speaker 4: run a three man, Drew was down because he thought
Speaker 4: it was a threesome with three guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh, she was really disappointed when he found out.
Speaker 1: When I got to the three man, it was horrible.
Speaker 4: I was just scared pulling up to the three man,
Speaker 4: very confused.
Speaker 1: Where's the guy?
Speaker 2: So yeah, I did that, and I was having the
Speaker 2: time of my life and then suddenly I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Actually I do kind of memory.
Speaker 1: Are you and Kai dating?
Speaker 2: Yeah, famously?
Speaker 4: No, Well I thought we weren't going to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, okay, because I'm getting an energy between you
Speaker 1: two right now, like there's something and I feel like
Speaker 1: the world can feel it.
Speaker 2: Maybe the energy is all. Instead of going to Guy's
Speaker 2: birthday dinner, I went to Disney and all the movement
Speaker 2: I could imagine is in my stomach right now, and
Speaker 2: I'm going to shit it out. That's the energy. It's
Speaker 2: like the amount of food I ate yesterday. Actually, post
Speaker 2: Salem's party, what I did to my body is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. But I finished Salem.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, but I did get into a conversation with
Speaker 2: like two guys, and I think like just being in
Speaker 2: the state I was talking to two men who I
Speaker 2: have no personal relation to genuinely was freaking me out. Also,
Speaker 2: I was just like watching them interact and I was like,
Speaker 2: I literally see the person you are.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just like it was weird, which I
Speaker 2: was probably reading into it and that wasn't what was happening.
Speaker 2: Because also I do have to keep in mind that
Speaker 2: because me and Drew are like bood like we're the clowns.
Speaker 2: Usually people when we're talking, it does become like let's
Speaker 2: make each other laugh all night long challenge. But I
Speaker 2: was just so fucked up that I was like, who
Speaker 2: are you people? Why are you talking to each other?
Speaker 2: Like I literally just like it was starting to green
Speaker 2: me out. I just grabbed Sabrina. I was like, I
Speaker 2: think I was just like I need to sit down
Speaker 2: because I started laughing really hard, and I was like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna puke, Like I think I'm gonna puke. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna throw up everywhere, And it was like everything was
Speaker 2: making me laugh. Like I wasn't scared in a way
Speaker 2: that I was like gonna throw up and explode, but
Speaker 2: it was making me laugh because I wasn't having any
Speaker 2: like sort of like new thoughts I haven't had.
Speaker 3: I was just like, okay, cool, this like what like
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: Just I don't know, I was. I was just cracking up.
Speaker 2: And then I went and I sat down, and I
Speaker 2: remember sitting there with Sabrina. I think I was trying
Speaker 2: to explain to her that I had to throw up
Speaker 2: because I'm so nauseous, and she was freaking up. She
Speaker 2: was like, oh my God, are you good? Are you good?
Speaker 2: Because she thought I was like starting to green out
Speaker 2: crazy and I was laughing because I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I feel fine.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to.
Speaker 2: Throw up a freeware and like I was sitting next
Speaker 2: to this like uh planter, and I was just like
Speaker 2: hold on, and I just turned and I threw up
Speaker 2: in it. And then Mason came and I was like, Mason,
Speaker 2: hold on, and I grabbed him and I think I
Speaker 2: just like turned him in front of me and I
Speaker 2: just threw up more and I was like, Okay, it's
Speaker 2: not gonna stop. I need to go, like because I
Speaker 2: could feel that I was just gonna keep throwing up.
Speaker 1: And all this and also saved you because he like
Speaker 1: carries no Mason.
Speaker 2: I am not kidding all of y'all looking at the
Speaker 2: videos from that night, that video of me, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I have a love search for everyone and that like.
Speaker 2: The next day, I was like, I'm seriously having love searches,
Speaker 2: Like this is like the best thing I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in my life. But I just yeah, I don't remember
Speaker 2: really being outside. I remember I started to get scared
Speaker 2: because I don't have parents, and that's all I can
Speaker 2: think about is like I don't have parents. I don't
Speaker 2: have parents, but then all my friends were and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, these are like my parents.
Speaker 2: But then I started to get embarrassed because I was like,
Speaker 2: this is so humiliating. So I just wanted to cover
Speaker 2: my face, but I couldn't stop throwing up because I
Speaker 2: was so nauseous.
Speaker 1: The amount of times you said sorry it was crazy.
Speaker 3: I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is fucking Also, I had no
Speaker 2: idea what time it was. In my head, I don't
Speaker 2: know in my head, we had just gotten there, Like
Speaker 2: in my head, we had just gotten there. So I
Speaker 2: was like, I am ruining everyone's night because I'm the
Speaker 2: bitch who just got here and I am fucked up,
Speaker 2: Like I literally like I can't move, like my body
Speaker 2: it didn't feel like I could move my body. It
Speaker 2: genuinely was mind over matter, like it was mind over matter.
Speaker 2: And I just kept like, oh my god, I felt
Speaker 2: like everything I don't know it was freaking me out,
Speaker 2: and I kept throwing up, and then I just knew
Speaker 2: I needed to go somewhere else because I was gonna
Speaker 2: keep throwing up, Like I was like, the throw up
Speaker 2: is not gonna stop the ride there. I don't remember
Speaker 2: getting in that car. I remember at one point being
Speaker 2: like I'm covered in vomit and water and like piss
Speaker 2: or something, because I just remember like I felt my
Speaker 2: whole body was wet.
Speaker 4: One you entering that uber was so funny because we
Speaker 4: we had an uber come and the guy was like.
Speaker 1: And you threw up on his car for literally like
Speaker 1: ten minutes, and then he was about the reaven leaves
Speaker 1: of the car. Yeah, and like he we were. He
Speaker 1: was about to leave, and he was literally like such
Speaker 1: a trooper. He was like no, she like he saved
Speaker 1: my life to that man. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, it's all right, we'll call another one.
Speaker 4: He's like we can take care of her, Like we
Speaker 4: can do this, it's only seven minutes away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like you got it, Like I got it.
Speaker 4: So we got in first that any could be by
Speaker 4: the door to exit as easily as possible, and I
Speaker 4: vividly remember sitting and then Sabrina's like all right, and
Speaker 4: you come in and then you like looked at us
Speaker 4: for a second and then you pulled your skirt off
Speaker 4: and then jumped in like Superman into the car.
Speaker 2: I was like, all I could think about, okay, because
Speaker 2: the whole not the whole night. For the most part
Speaker 2: while before getting in the uber, I was crouched down,
Speaker 2: and I like, from throwing up. I don't think I
Speaker 2: got threw up on me, but that's all I could
Speaker 2: think about. Yeah, is I was like, I am covered
Speaker 2: in volmit right now. Like I felt like, literally there
Speaker 2: was vomit under my skin. I was like, I am
Speaker 2: covered in vomit. I'm gonna get it all over this
Speaker 2: guy's car. Also, I think one of those waters because
Speaker 2: we got a glass water bottle, which giving a glass
Speaker 2: water bottle at a fucking club is literally why, Like
Speaker 2: why because was the bottle glass? Why did bottle explode?
Speaker 2: Like there was water all over my skirt And when
Speaker 2: I stood up, the first thing I felt was like
Speaker 2: that skirt has like all those layers, and I felt
Speaker 2: all of the layers like stick to my skin. And
Speaker 2: I was like, if I have to sit in this
Speaker 2: car with like wet fabric on me because the I
Speaker 2: can't describe the feeling of the skirt landing on my butt.
Speaker 2: When I stood up, and I felt like a like
Speaker 2: of like all of the wet and I thought about
Speaker 2: all the dirt that had been dragging on it, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't have this on, so I
Speaker 2: took it off. Also, when I got in the car,
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, I felt like I was in so
Speaker 2: much I was It took everything not to vomit in
Speaker 2: that car, Like it literally who wow wow wow. Like yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't remember getting I do remember launching in the
Speaker 2: car because I remember, like I don't know if someone
Speaker 2: was behind me, but I remember crouching down and it's
Speaker 2: like getting up and I was like, yeah, I just
Speaker 2: like had to put my body in because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not getting in. I was so fucking scared. Also,
Speaker 2: I was kind of convinced y'all we're gonna leave me there,
Speaker 2: which would never happen. But I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: what if they all get tired of me like acting
Speaker 2: like this and like it's not funny, because that's all
Speaker 2: all I could think. I was like I was laughing
Speaker 2: really hard, and I was like, I'm not laughing because
Speaker 2: this is funny. I'm laughing because I was like really embarrassed,
Speaker 2: and also it was just a funny situation. But I
Speaker 2: was like convinced that y'all were gonna be like this
Speaker 2: shit isn't funny anymore. We're going back inside, or we're
Speaker 2: just like leaving her because she won't stop vomiting.
Speaker 1: Because in my head out dying, no one would let me.
Speaker 1: Fucking I was trying to rally the troops to keep raging.
Speaker 2: It was my karmic, my karmic like subconscious was like.
Speaker 1: We don't need to take her with us. She can't
Speaker 1: find way home.
Speaker 2: I don't remember getting into Kay's room. In my head,
Speaker 2: Mason carried me up like eighteen flights of stairs like
Speaker 2: you could told me. He literally carried me up to
Speaker 2: like I don't like in my head, it took so
Speaker 2: long to get there. And then when I was in there,
Speaker 2: I remember just like coming to and be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is.
Speaker 1: Not my room.
Speaker 2: Where am I Like literally like, oh honestly amazing. I
Speaker 2: was so scared and I covered my face the whole
Speaker 2: night and I threw up all in Kai's bad.
Speaker 4: At one point I went into my room and you
Speaker 4: were just like face down, not moving, and there was
Speaker 4: just hell of bagels around you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the bagels, each of them. And the thing
Speaker 1: is about the bagels is they were so stinky, like
Speaker 1: they smelled like bad, like.
Speaker 4: They were like onion everything bagels or something, and.
Speaker 1: They like cooked Kai's room.
Speaker 2: That bagel in the apple you guys fed me genuinely
Speaker 2: saved my life like I had nothing in my system.
Speaker 2: It was so crazy. Also, I felt like I was
Speaker 2: running into your bed if that makes sense, Like I
Speaker 2: felt like I was like genuinely trying to escape through
Speaker 2: your mattress, Like I don't know if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, and I thought y'all were the killers at
Speaker 2: one point. I was just really really really.
Speaker 3: Scared.
Speaker 2: But also it was the best nine of my life.
Speaker 2: Now looking I'm like, that was literally so fun, Like
Speaker 2: I would do it again if you guys would want
Speaker 2: to carry me around covered it. Also my shirt that
Speaker 2: I was wearing, I'll post it. It looks like I
Speaker 2: got hit by a car.
Speaker 6: Like my shirt.
Speaker 2: It's all like insane. I don't know where my skirt is.
Speaker 2: I think brain has it. My shoes she said, like
Speaker 2: we're kivered in vomit. So I'm like really scared to
Speaker 2: see those because they were like they're like these braided
Speaker 2: like shoes.
Speaker 1: And well no rain washed them.
Speaker 2: That Kai sound literally I have the best friends ever,
Speaker 2: Like you guys seriously saved my life.
Speaker 4: Well sort of, but Drew kipt. He would come out
Speaker 4: of the room and be like, where's the afters? What
Speaker 4: are we doing after this?
Speaker 2: I'm okay, like he needs that. I was gonna go,
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. What's fucked up? Is like when
Speaker 2: I came to I was in a vibe where I
Speaker 2: was like, let like if y'all, But when I came
Speaker 2: to y'all put my clothes back on me and we're
Speaker 2: like let's go, I'd be like, yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Your brain was so close to being permanently rewired, it
Speaker 1: was not.
Speaker 4: It was I feel like there was a forty five
Speaker 4: minute period where you were on mushroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah you were like you were like writhing around you
Speaker 1: like literally screaming.
Speaker 2: I remember in the car. I literally I have a
Speaker 2: vivid memory of my hands in your pockets. Like I
Speaker 2: remember like I gat my wallet, I was taking his
Speaker 2: ID or like I just remember like when I was
Speaker 2: in the car grabbing shit. At one point I felt
Speaker 2: my hand in your pocket and then I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, these are people I know in this car,
Speaker 2: Like this is like real people in this car. And yeah,
Speaker 2: there were like moments there was one moment where Sabrina
Speaker 2: was touching me, and I'm not kidding, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, get the fuck. Oh, Like I genuinely
Speaker 2: I felt that. I think that was when I took
Speaker 2: my skirt off. I think that's like the second I
Speaker 2: got in the car, up until at one point when
Speaker 2: I woke up in your room. I do know. At
Speaker 2: that point, I was like it was a miracle. I
Speaker 2: was alive, Like I genuinely like I was in my head,
Speaker 2: I was not there because at one point when I
Speaker 2: opened my eyes in your room, I was so confused,
Speaker 2: and the room also like because of all of us
Speaker 2: in there. It was so weird. It just felt so weird.
Speaker 2: It kind of felt like I was in like an
Speaker 2: episode of Nurse Jackie and I woke up in the
Speaker 2: hospital bed and I was like that, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: was really scared. It was so fun for me, though, Like, seriously, guys,
Speaker 2: I didn't really explore any parts of my mind. I
Speaker 2: haven't gotten to because I think my OCD has already
Speaker 2: showed me, like all the scariest parts of my mind
Speaker 2: I can be shown. It was more just like it
Speaker 2: felt like a taunting voice of like yeah, girl, your
Speaker 2: shit is fucked and look at you right now. And
Speaker 2: I was like, ugh, I know, look at me. We're
Speaker 2: so silly, but yeah, best, and I ever would do
Speaker 2: it again, like it really.
Speaker 4: It wasn't an inconvenience though, like I genuinely think we
Speaker 4: all would have left that party at the same time,
Speaker 4: and then it was an excuse for us to hang
Speaker 4: out for another two hours. Basically it was.
Speaker 1: It was like literally perfectly timed.
Speaker 2: It was genuinely like so awesome. And then the next
Speaker 2: day I woke up at Rains and we sat around
Speaker 2: and ate shitty food.
Speaker 3: We had John and Vinnie's.
Speaker 2: Seafood boil leftover mac and cheese and meatballs, like literally,
Speaker 2: I ate like a fucking king. And then I knocked
Speaker 2: out at her house. And then the next day we
Speaker 2: went to Disney for Salem's birthday and I ate everything
Speaker 2: and literally it felt like my It felt like, honestly,
Speaker 2: the past week I was reborn, like that was my
Speaker 2: cleansing day. You guys helped me clean, and now I'm reborn,
Speaker 2: and I feel genuinely amazing, like I would do it
Speaker 2: again that part that, but actually maybe not, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like I will say the demons. Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I literally like I got down with the demons. I
Speaker 2: partied with the demons, and I had a good time,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not scared of them, like I literally had
Speaker 2: a good time, Like what invite them back? Like the
Speaker 2: demons are welcome it.
Speaker 1: It's addicted to mushroom the demons.
Speaker 2: No, I will say, thankfully because of my extreme guilt
Speaker 2: and discuss with myself because as much as I'm talking
Speaker 2: about it, I genuinely have like seeing Kai today, I
Speaker 2: can't lie when you first got here where when I
Speaker 2: heard the doorbell, it genuinely felt like somebody i'd hooked
Speaker 2: up had gone here, And I was like, I have
Speaker 2: to see this person because y'all all did see me,
Speaker 2: and like at one point I was borderline butt naked,
Speaker 2: like I like I didn't wear the right underwear to
Speaker 2: be taking off my skirt, like I like y'all think
Speaker 2: like the bushit is a joke, like I'm about my shit,
Speaker 2: like and I had sea through ass underwear on. I
Speaker 2: am very aware, like I looked that shity.
Speaker 1: You're lucky that family.
Speaker 2: I know I'm lucky, Like id gaff Like what are
Speaker 2: y'all gonna go do right.
Speaker 4: It was see through, but you shit a bunch so
Speaker 4: covered it.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was so scared of pissing myself because I
Speaker 2: had to pee so fucking bad. I was so kiss Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. In your bed, I was like,
Speaker 2: because at one point when I came to the first
Speaker 2: thing I did was wet and peed, and I was like,
Speaker 2: the whole time I was in your bed, I had
Speaker 2: to pee so bad. I was like, if I pissed
Speaker 2: in Kay's bed, that would be like, that's pushing it.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed using the treadmill after that was fun.
Speaker 2: That was like, really, I'm not even kidding. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was awesome, But I wouldn't do that again because throwing
Speaker 2: up like that in front of anybody and everybody is crazy.
Speaker 2: Like the nause of shit is not for me. I
Speaker 2: don't like that. Like I'd rather just like smoke weed
Speaker 2: and they get scared for like ten minutes because it's
Speaker 2: like kind of same effect.
Speaker 3: Actually not really, because I don't know where I went.
Speaker 4: But like.
Speaker 2: It was fun, Like I don't know I would do
Speaker 2: it again right right. Nobody should do that though, because
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure like the concoction I was putting in
Speaker 2: my body was like ruthless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's a lot. Well, I went out like
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, a couple of weekends ago, and
Speaker 1: I went out with my buddy and we were at
Speaker 1: his house before, and I had brought multiple shirt options
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, like I don't know what
Speaker 1: to wear, Like I don't know this crowd. I've never
Speaker 1: been around these people, Like what's the tea? So I
Speaker 1: had him pick out the shirt that I was gonna wear,
Speaker 1: and he picked the one that I was going to wear,
Speaker 1: Like I wanted to pick it, but I didn't know
Speaker 1: if like it was a good look for the night. Well,
Speaker 1: he was like, oh no, everyone's gonna love that. Like
Speaker 1: that's like literally everyone is gonna be so gagged by
Speaker 1: that shirt, like yes, please please wear that shirt, and
Speaker 1: so put it on. I'm feeling confident in myself. Literally
Speaker 1: the first person I talked to, just like barraids me
Speaker 1: for my shirt, and then like five seconds later another
Speaker 1: person asks me about my shirt and is like what
Speaker 1: is that? Like what are you wearing? And then literally
Speaker 1: five seconds later after that, another person that actually shared
Speaker 1: the same name as me comes up and is like, oh,
Speaker 1: your shirt and was like really shady, not exaggerating. Within
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes of being at a party, three people
Speaker 1: had bullied me for my fucking shirt that I was wearing.
Speaker 1: And it was so bad that I like literally took
Speaker 1: it off and turned it inside out because I was like,
Speaker 1: this is I can't keep doing this. Not once in
Speaker 1: my goddamn life other than when I'm wearing this shirt.
Speaker 1: Do I get even compliment on the shirts I'm wearing,
Speaker 1: let alone just like bullied for it. So my buddy, uh,
Speaker 1: set me the fuck up.
Speaker 2: And really, yeah, there is something about wearing graphic T
Speaker 2: shirts and certain locations. Like we went to Perfect Circuit
Speaker 2: and I was accidentally wearing I was what shirt was
Speaker 2: I wearing? I was wearing a I was already wearing
Speaker 2: a music shirt that was like a fucking annoying cuddy,
Speaker 2: like a guy would come up to me and be
Speaker 2: like shure, like not a vibe. So I was And
Speaker 2: then I had my Afex twins zip up with me,
Speaker 2: and I literally before going in, I got so self
Speaker 2: conscious and I turned it inside out and zipped my
Speaker 2: shirt off because I was like the idea of somebody
Speaker 2: seeing me come in here and be like they're coming
Speaker 2: in here to play with thins in your Aphex twin
Speaker 2: shirt and your fucking York shirt.
Speaker 4: Like well, for context, the shirt that Drew was wearing.
Speaker 4: It said Blue Lives Matter and it had the blue eminem, which.
Speaker 1: Is bullshit, which is like I should be able to
Speaker 1: express myself, Like I just think.
Speaker 4: You should be like aware, like if people think that
Speaker 4: shirt's bad, like you should just know that, you.
Speaker 1: Know, hello, Kitty, says a gab.
Speaker 2: The thing is that design is so barred, like the
Speaker 2: Blue Lives Matter, they didn't even put some pep in
Speaker 2: their steps. That was like the laziest push I've ever
Speaker 2: seen conservatives do with their merch because like conservatives don't
Speaker 2: play about the merch, like they don't play, which is
Speaker 2: also like kind of goes back to proving the point
Speaker 2: that like a lot of conservative people just need like
Speaker 2: music or like movie hobbies because I feel like liberal
Speaker 2: people they wear like merch of fun things like.
Speaker 1: Whoa conservatives wear merch of like killers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally to like start the worst conversation and vibe ever,
Speaker 2: it's literally like a form of vibe terrorism. It's like,
Speaker 2: how do I genuinely because at most waking moments it's
Speaker 2: like you're not even gonna get into a conversation about that.
Speaker 2: Fuck as sure, You're literally just gonna make people uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: like you literally are just rocket in the farmer's market,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna see you and be like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: like that is like a deep spam.
Speaker 1: And they all look the fucking same.
Speaker 6: It's like a white guy that looks hairless, and I
Speaker 6: literally hairless, like literally alakisha down like mil pale, like
Speaker 6: freckles on his shoulders, like fucking glasses that have the
Speaker 6: hook that goes around the back, like nasty nasty nests.
Speaker 2: We do need to talk about the fact that, like
Speaker 2: some people still smell like mildew. I was behind somebody
Speaker 2: yesterday at Disney and he rereeked of mildew, Like mildew
Speaker 2: is crazy. I know you smell it. Anybody who smells
Speaker 2: like mildew, I know you fucking smell it.
Speaker 1: Blindness is a thing, it's a real thing. And you
Speaker 1: smell like mildew.
Speaker 2: Wait actually, yes, really.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's like your whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck you, because I believed you, because my I
Speaker 2: can't lie. The my mumoo I wore to sleep last
Speaker 2: night was a bit mildewy. I can't lie, but I
Speaker 2: just was so cold and I didn't have any.
Speaker 1: I destroyed my favorite pair of jeans in the washing machine.
Speaker 2: I hate them.
Speaker 1: But I went and got a new pair. Oh wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went and got a new pair of jeans. Yesterday.
Speaker 1: I just went. I was like, fuck it, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go. I went to the gym before Kai's birthday.
Speaker 2: It's literally like the Memorial Day flags.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, guys, it was Kai's birthday.
Speaker 2: Hello, I know, happy birthday, Ki. I genuinely do I
Speaker 2: hate that I missed it, but like I did have
Speaker 2: the best night of my life.
Speaker 1: If you were wondering it was, honestly, your birthday was
Speaker 1: literally perfect. It was like the most ideal, not even
Speaker 1: just saying that, like it legitly was cute.
Speaker 4: And there's also so much anxiety as the person whose
Speaker 4: birthday it is. When you get like a group of
Speaker 4: people together and I'm like, I was afraid, but dude,
Speaker 4: it was so fun. We basically we got dinner, then
Speaker 4: we played fish Bowl, Drew got hate crimed, and then
Speaker 4: we went on ome Eagle with like eight people.
Speaker 1: That ogle was so fucking.
Speaker 4: And we had like I swear to god eight good
Speaker 4: interactions with people, which is probably seven more than I
Speaker 4: was expecting.
Speaker 1: It was sweet, like a couple of them. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, this is like I could see how if
Speaker 1: I was like a lonely nineteen year old, how I
Speaker 1: would like love to be on this fucking app. I
Speaker 1: mean I literally was that kid, except I was being great.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I liked to go on the texting part and
Speaker 2: line say that I was old and then get groomed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of my own egal vibe. I was like,
Speaker 2: can I talk to an old person who sees me
Speaker 2: as an equal? Because everybody in my life treats me
Speaker 2: like an equal, but nobody wants to have sex with
Speaker 2: me because I'm twelve.
Speaker 1: The oh, the the the something I've been thinking about recently,
Speaker 1: Like I mean it's not this is not what I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about, but like it's it preface, it prefaces
Speaker 1: what I really have been thinking about. But like, okay,
Speaker 1: like this gap in the bathroom stall, like that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Like if I can look out of the bathroom stall
Speaker 1: gap and like lock eyes with a person in the
Speaker 1: mirror of the sink, like that's really crazy. Like fix that,
Speaker 1: Like what like there's some perv that designed it to
Speaker 1: make it a thing. But what I didn't think about
Speaker 1: is the girls. Is the girls that wear fucking rompers
Speaker 1: but as but make it nasty in a fucking stall
Speaker 1: with a gap, Like what the I'm not.
Speaker 2: Kidding A gap in a stall has never crossed my mind.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck take a peek. I don't
Speaker 2: care like what we're literally to me, Like, to me,
Speaker 2: a bathroom is the least sexual place ever I actually get,
Speaker 2: Like I genuinely think about this, and it annoys me
Speaker 2: because I'm the kind of person that I don't like
Speaker 2: to fiddle with my belt buckle and my buttons after
Speaker 2: I've peed, because in my head, I'm just like, well,
Speaker 2: I've just peed. I want to wash my hand before
Speaker 2: I start playing with the thing I'm gonna touch all day,
Speaker 2: and like that's gonna be exposed to the world. So
Speaker 2: I will literally leave a stall with like my pants
Speaker 2: half down and like my underwear out and my belt unbuckled,
Speaker 2: and people will give me the craziest look. Bro, I
Speaker 2: don't want to fuck you, bitch. I'm in the fucking bathroom,
Speaker 2: Like this is the bathroom. I don't want to fuck
Speaker 2: you like, chill, Chill, Chill, Joe, Chill, You're not.
Speaker 1: Even bad people brushing their teeth in the airport bathroom
Speaker 1: like is really one of the most apt.
Speaker 4: The worst is an airport bathrooms. They have the gap
Speaker 4: on the bottom, and I always take my socks and
Speaker 4: shoes off to ship.
Speaker 2: When you get barefoot in the bathroom, do you put
Speaker 2: like towel?
Speaker 1: Are you just like he's grounding?
Speaker 4: No, yeah, I want to ground before I get into
Speaker 4: the plane, dude.
Speaker 1: The worst. The worst thing for me is the gaps
Speaker 1: underneath Like never mine.
Speaker 2: I'll hold my pants the whole time I have the bathroom.
Speaker 2: That is something I won't like in an airport bathroom
Speaker 2: or any bathroom or plane bathroom, I am so aware
Speaker 2: of my clothes touching anything, like it becomes like a
Speaker 2: game of not like bumping into anything.
Speaker 3: That's something I care about.
Speaker 2: But like I'll put my feet on anything. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: get like.
Speaker 4: Be I got the airport, I have to you have
Speaker 4: to well, I have to take my poop scissors out
Speaker 4: and use them.
Speaker 1: They take them at TSA Now I know it is
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 4: So then you have to bring the plastic ones.
Speaker 1: Like the safety scissors. It like does not work the
Speaker 1: same guys, I got fasting all wrong. I thought it
Speaker 1: was when you ate quicker. I know my deepest, most honest,
Speaker 1: and ten and they are all pure. I haven't acted
Speaker 1: in malice once. EMDR therapy to forget things. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: just reading my notes.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: One of our friends was telling us that, like you
Speaker 1: can do emd R therapy to literally like forget things,
Speaker 1: and so like if I ever commit a crime, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go to EMDR therapy for like six months.
Speaker 1: And so when they light detected me, I passed with wine.
Speaker 4: Colors eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Crime.
Speaker 1: Do not use the vibrators from TIMU. It just blew
Speaker 1: up my cushions. Hold KOUCHI God, I'm so bad at reading.
Speaker 1: I'll literally never be able to read.
Speaker 2: Huh. I mean if you practice, I think you just
Speaker 2: can't read out loud.
Speaker 1: I can read, like when it's my son, I kind
Speaker 1: of think.
Speaker 2: You can't read or write or text because sometimes also
Speaker 2: like I'll text the miscommunications we have over text or
Speaker 2: actually mind blowing.
Speaker 1: I know it is weird as fuck.
Speaker 2: Should I go into my yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh? My media of the week is check on It
Speaker 2: by Beyonce, Sunny Side of Heaven, Fleetwood, Mac, Don't You
Speaker 2: Wait by Solange, Memory Lane Minnie Ripperton, and I'm Not
Speaker 2: in Love TENCC, Oh my God, love Sure I.
Speaker 1: Have like I haven't really don't forget it.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of music shirts, but usually it's
Speaker 2: bands that I like, not because I actually think that matters,
Speaker 2: but because I hate the idea that somebody could come
Speaker 2: up to me and ask me a question. But the
Speaker 2: ten SC shirt I have is for an album I
Speaker 2: really really really don't like. And I went to a
Speaker 2: record store and the guy was asking me about it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, yeah, this album, this album's good.
Speaker 2: I like this album and I lied my fucking ass off,
Speaker 2: but that album sucks. It's like Bloody Taurus.
Speaker 1: My media is Leffleurs by Minnie Ripperton. I Want You
Speaker 1: to Love Me by Fiona Apple and if any women
Speaker 1: want to have sex with me, let me know. I
Speaker 1: listened to Fiona Apple Everything Means Nothing to Me by
Speaker 1: Elliott Smith, and then I've been listening to Driving on
Speaker 1: nine so much recently. But there's like a reason, There's
Speaker 1: like a gay reason. And then I watched the entire
Speaker 1: first season of a show, not at night, not over
Speaker 1: through the night, in the middle of the fucking pit,
Speaker 1: show called bet. It's on Netflix. Terrible like literally, but
Speaker 1: I literally I haven't been enthralled by like a lead
Speaker 1: characters like acting like in so long in that way
Speaker 1: like she ate so bad And it's like an adaptation
Speaker 1: of a manga into like a live action and like
Speaker 1: it was the best live action anime monga I've seen,
Speaker 1: I think ever. But the show was, like the first
Speaker 1: three episodes are so captivating and you just get like
Speaker 1: sucked in immediately, and then after that it falls off tremendously,
Speaker 1: but you do want to find out what happens next,
Speaker 1: So I do suggest you go watch it. Don't expect
Speaker 1: to watch like the greatest show ever, but it was.
Speaker 1: It was fun, It was really cool.
Speaker 2: I watched Ultimatum, the lesbian edition, and that is the
Speaker 2: craziest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: That's going to be me today.
Speaker 4: Oh guys, Tesla's sales have gone down by fifty percent.
Speaker 1: Thank god, let's go.
Speaker 2: A Thank god I had the negative Tesla stocks. It's
Speaker 2: when you bet on the opposite side. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: We should do that, Like that should be against it's
Speaker 2: too late.
Speaker 3: No for everything though, for everything you bet against everything, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll put against every Well, thank you guys so much
Speaker 2: for watching. I'm gonna go explode, poop out of my belt.
Speaker 1: Yes,