WEBVTT - enya passed away 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:18.040 I got I realized why all of my socks get 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:21.400 dirty so quick. It's because I wear cloths and the 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:23.760 break dust of my LA just gets into the fibers 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:24.560 and stains it. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.560 I don't know, is that really it? 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:31.240 Or do we just have like chronically dirty floors and. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:32.200 The break dust. 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.400 Yeah, it's the breakdust. It's all in our lungs. I 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:35.879 was thinking about that when I was thinking about the 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:36.640 dirty sucks. 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:38.640 Br like the dirty sucks. 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:42.120 Yeah, there's gonna be like two inches of like break 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.479 dust all over LA if we weren't moving. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.080 I set up a it's like a fan and it's 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.640 all white plastic, and within a week it was like black. 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:52.000 Yeah, are you joking? 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:52.720 I'm not joking. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.320 No, dead serious. We're breathing in like mad amounts of 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:55.840 break dust. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:57.880 I literally have a vape in my pocket and there's 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:00.000 one upstairs under my pillow, like I don't care. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:03.720 No, that's a supplement. But in my room, I replaced 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.800 a new troptic nicktine is neutrapl it literally is that's 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.240 the thing. I replaced my air filter and it was 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:13.520 from the fires and it's black, Like I. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.800 Know, you know you didn't in your lying. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.639 You left the plastic on your air filter. 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.280 Be honest, No I didn't. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.240 No, you left the. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.640 Plastic on their air filter genuinely, like, actually you were one. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:25.119 Of those people. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:26.959 Yeah, he was one of. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.200 Those people I left. I left the filter in the 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:32.199 plastic for like three months and was like, nothing about 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:36.480 my room has changed. I'm actually sicker randomly, and it 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.520 was because the filter was wrapped around or the plastic 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.200 was wrapped around the filter, and it was just like 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:42.920 caking onto plastic. 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.880 The fuck anyway, guys, welcome to episode fifty. 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:52.080 Bleep that Welcome to episode I don't know what I 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:53.160 think it's one nineties. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:57.800 I think it's twenty seven, twenty seven. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.559 We are up there, and then I the real answers. 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:02.640 I think it's one ninety four. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:08.840 Oh damn, oh gosh, guys, Hi welcome, How did this happen? 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:14.840 Have emergency it or calm? I seriously am a new woman, Like, seriously, seriously? 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:16.080 Has my voice changed? 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:21.160 Mm hmm yeah, I need to stop smoking. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.000 I was listening to myself the other day and I 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.760 was like, ooh, the friendly obsession is going like it's 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.960 going throat, like it's getting to throw. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.920 Era throw goat. We we haven't said that in a 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:35.320 long time fried Gaya hoomie, what was it that part? 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.080 Oh yeah, you're gay homie like got hit by lightning. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.639 We were at Kay's birthday dinner last night and Kai 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.600 was like he was like, oh, like that part of 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:48.960 the chicken is weird or whatever, and I was like 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.800 that part maybe. 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.760 Like every every thirty seconds, Drew would just like light 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:56.480 up and then say something and then just like go 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:57.520 back to being silent. 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.840 Every one of his friends was like I just like 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.800 I literally gagged, like it was so gross. I was 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:09.160 like gagging and it was like, God. 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:12.200 Gay friend who got struck by lighting? That is what 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:13.480 Drew feels like. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.960 That's a better representation because sometimes I've always said this, 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.160 but when Drew's in my passenger seat, it feels like 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.600 the second he gets into my car, he turns into 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:27.359 my uncle with like light amnesia, like he just becomes. 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:29.440 Like a different person because he's not really there. And 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:33.120 then every now and then, seculated when he says something, 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:36.600 it's like oh wow. On Memorial Day or like before now, 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:40.920 we were pastating the cemetery with flags all over it 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.120 and Drew literally has been deadtime the whole time, and 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.960 they goes those flags are her Memorial Day and I 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.680 was like, yeah, buddy, yeah, Like that's when our conversations 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:54.800 in the car feel like it's like, yeah, buddy, buddy, 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:55.600 what to say? 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.200 I just went, oh, wait, when you had like the 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:01.760 beard and your hair would be all that was your 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.640 most struck by lightning. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.800 Period I'm thinking about. I know, I'm thinking about bringing 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:11.160 the beard back, like not because I think it looks good, 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.240 because it's like probably my funniest like. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.040 De centering and d stabili. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.520 Yeah, it's really crazy. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.039 Yeah, thinking of you with like pictures of you, no 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.440 wonder people actually maybe are confused about your sexuality because 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.080 I will say, you don't look like the gay friends 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:28.919 struck by lightning. When your hair is puffy and you 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.800 have a beard, you look like the person who I 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.640 need to lock my car. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:35.120 I look like the bomber or no, Ted Kaczynski. I 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:37.880 literally look like I'm like in the cabin in the woods. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.800 That was your most like doppel ganger time too. That's 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.120 when like everybody was looking. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:46.440 They grew out beards, They grew all the doppelgangers grew 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:47.480 out fucking beards. 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.840 What's happening now? Are you growing one back out. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:53.599 Like, no, I just like am so lazy. I hate shaving. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.600 I hate shaving. I hate shaving. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:56.839 Oh often do you have to shave? 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.800 Like I should shave every day, but I just shave 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:02.760 like once every two. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.679 Days every day. That can't be good for you every day. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.800 I shave every day? Or are you talking about your face? 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.039 Can you grow facial hair? 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:10.839 I thought we were talking about our butt holes? 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:12.359 I thought we were talking about our butt holes? But 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:13.680 do you want to talk about face? 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:14.159 I don't want to. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.800 I can grow a beard, and if he did, he 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:18.360 like better watched the funk out. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.520 Yeah, but I look like inside out dad, And I 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:21.440 don't really like that. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.120 Okay, like literally, I. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:25.000 Literally do that? 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.400 Stop like you weird? 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:30.080 I like that. 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:31.520 I like that. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.320 Can you actually grow facial hair? 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:33.800 I can't. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.640 You don't feel like somebody who needs facial hair. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.160 I don't like the way I live. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:42.160 No, he looks like only good to me. You look 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:43.640 only good to me with facial hair. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.600 What was Josiah? One time? I like had some facial 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.640 hair and just high It's like it went quiet for 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:50.080 a second. He just turned to me and said, I 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.040 think you still look good even with this. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:59.240 By anyway, just in case, you're right now, I still 0:05:59.240 --> 0:05:59.680 look fine. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.680 Body, Uh, Drew, you kind of looked like Pedro Pascal. 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:08.520 I realized, do you not see that? Because I'm not 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.720 joking like a little bit. I'm joking, but I'm also 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:13.159 like you kind of do Yeah. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.000 I feel like it showed them that put up on 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:20.159 the screen the picture of me mogging you from last night. Oh, 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:22.080 I'll just show you right now. 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.919 I have fomo. I missed Kay's birthday dinner because I 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:32.000 was at Disney for Salem's work. Is this yesterday? 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:33.000 Yeah? 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:34.719 Oh my god, I can't believe I've been in Kay's 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.520 room now. That was really really that was That was really. 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:40.600 Like a Tom of Finland character. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.320 Yeah, I know, my jaw is all big. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.440 Why are you guys like so flirtatious today? Did something 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.200 happen last night? 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.599 We're literally not. I feel like we're just average flirtatious. 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:54.039 But yes, it happen. We got on a Magle together 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.159 and it was really traumatizing. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:58.279 Oh is that where you got attacked? 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:02.039 I thought you might have talked to it. I got 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:06.599 attacked in real life, y'all. I was for real hate 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:14.440 crime by like ten people, true, and I was wearing 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.960 a rainbow Pride flag outfit. 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.360 What's today? It's not June yet, Yeah, you're crushing it. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:24.760 Wait, actually, before I get into that story, one of 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:28.000 our friends like was posting on his story being ernest 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:32.520 close friends being like Ugli, I spent all my money 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:36.400 like waiting for like the Pride month brand deals to 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.440 come in and they're not doing them this year. So 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.520 now I'm broke, so like, please, like someone pay me. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.320 And I just thought that was like such a funny 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.440 mentality to have. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:46.920 Waiting on the Pride brand deal. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.080 And they're not doing it anymore because Pride is literally 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:51.000 like demonic. 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:54.520 Now I want to go to Pride. We got invited. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:57.240 I said no because like the reality of this, like 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.600 oh I'm going, or no, I mean to be on 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.080 the Mac Pride. Yeah, Like Mac is doing a Pride 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.760 flow and they asked me Andrew if we wanted to 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.600 be on it, and I do want to be on it, 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:10.679 but like the idea of any gay person who's only 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:14.200 ever seen a clip of me calling bisexual people evil, 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:17.000 like and me on the Mad Pride flat flow, like 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.880 who I wish I could go on it so bad 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.880 because getting like fucked up and getting on the pride flow. 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:30.000 It would be fun like buying a but I just 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.920 want to watch, to like be there and observe. And 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:34.800 that's why I'm like, I don't think I have. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.760 It nearby nearby, yarbye. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:46.000 And then I was control him, control him. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.280 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not, 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:53.440 I'm not. It seriously is evil. I was talking about 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.480 there about that. It literally is evil. Me and myrapist 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.679 talk about it. It's evil. It's evil. It literally it's 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:00.760 the root of all my evil. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.680 I think, I think it actually is. 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.240 The root of all my evil. A woman like me 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:09.360 shouldn't have endless options who like no, oh no, I 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.920 already have a phone that was already bad. We're learning 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.679 a lot about when you give women phones and bisexuality 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:16.960 at the same time in the same century. Like it 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.760 literally the world expands tenfold, Like it's fucked up. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:22.760 Did you know that all the witches that were burned 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.240 in the Salem Witch Trail were. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:30.160 By I would love to be burned at the stake. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:34.240 I think that that's in your cards in you should 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:34.840 we burn. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:39.040 Me episode two hundred for the barbecue this weekend. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.240 Oh my god, we're literally accidentally having a pride barbecue. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:45.960 No, that's what I was telling my mom on the phone, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.360 and I was like, we can't do that, and she's like, 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.280 why can't you do both? And I was like, Mom, 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:53.080 we can't do that. Think we're gay, Yeah, everyone's. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.320 Every gay. 0:09:57.480 --> 0:10:03.400 And then so we're I'm just figuring out how to 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.440 say this to talk about. 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:10.439 Your It was a perfect transition twodes. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.679 And then he really has been struck by. 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.720 Saturday, Saturday, Hoday. 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:26.000 And then we that was literally me on Sunday, also 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:32.640 drew yesterday. Yeah, that was yesterday got and then we 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:37.120 are all sitting in a living room and we're playing 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.960 this game called fish bowl. And for those who don't 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:45.600 know what fishbowl is, it's a game where you take 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.760 three pieces of paper you write a random word. We 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:51.760 played it at Devn's house at one time, where like 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:53.679 you put all the words in a bowl and then 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:57.560 someone's standing up and there rain before I don't know. 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.960 It's like a charades game, yeah exactly, And like the 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.400 first round is you like get as many words as 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.520 possible to get the word or to get your team 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.160 to guess the words. The second round is you only 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:12.040 get one word and the third word is to just 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:17.560 act it out. Yeah. Well, someone in that room, I 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:21.320 have no idea who it was put Pride Month as 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:24.200 one of the words, and not only Pride month, but 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:31.240 as one of the words. It was me. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.520 That's like, okay, keep going, because you have to say 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.800 the other thing. You almost did detrol someone when you 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:37.840 almost wrote you're gay. 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:41.800 Oh yeah, yeah, I have that written down. And so 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:44.360 someone did that and it was really scary. That was 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:45.360 the first scary part of it. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:49.680 Okay, So essentially you wrote those things and it backfired 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:50.679 onn't you. Okay, that's what. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.000 I'm wearing, Like literally no. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:54.959 And then you're the only gay person in the room 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.120 in a game of charades and you put gay words 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:58.920 in a bowl and you were like, surely no one will. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:04.200 Every single time that word came up, everybody would just 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.200 look at me. They would look at me in the 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.800 craziest way. They would just look at me. Some people 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:14.080 would maybe even say it, question mark, who the fuck 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:16.880 gave them permission? Because I know I did it. I 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.920 know that's for damn sure. And then oh, this is 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:21.400 the worst, this is the worst part of it all. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:28.320 So someone was acting out the words and they just 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:33.760 pointed at me and everyone was like, it was Pride 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.680 month everyone in the room. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.000 He cried to me, Oh my god, I didn't even 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:40.880 think about Pride mon. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.480 Yeah, of course she didn't think about it. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:44.240 Yeah. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:45.960 But the thing is, nobody even said it. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:49.040 They were just the point. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.840 Everything knew that Drew fucking wrote it. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:56.160 Every everybody would just like look and then they'd immediately 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:58.040 so annoying. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.080 Did we spoke to like, what's that? Who he like 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:04.000 reads your mind? It was at the story a mentalist 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:04.680 at this story bird. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:06.959 My mom went to a mentalist in fucking Vegas too, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.640 and did some really fucking shady shit about me to him. 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:10.559 But go ahead. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.560 Oh my god, your mom is like beefing with you. 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.320 Console I know, we're like really like in a fight 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:15.840 right now. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:16.840 Me and my mom too. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.920 I screamed at her on the phone yesterday. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.760 Oh that's why you're the bottom of your socks are 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:22.920 always dirty because I play. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:27.440 With my mom's ashes sometimes and I think the dust 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.200 gets on the floor inappropriate. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.680 What the fuck how I grieve is my process? Yeah, Kai, 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.920 that was weird for you to not only check any 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:35.480 but a woman. 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:37.040 That's how I still play. Me and my mom still 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.920 do cartwheels. 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:46.360 I vaped my grandma or yeah, my grandma's dead too. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:47.000 I forgot. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:48.920 Is that the thing that Lebron does? 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:53.760 Yeah? Being that with your mom's ashes? 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:55.480 Right right? 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.480 Well, should I talk about my story, guys, my story 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.600 the mentalist? Yes, oh the mentalist. Oh my god. We 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:05.120 went to a mentalist and Drew wanted to troll him 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.320 and he was gonna write you're gay, because he wanted 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.040 him to have to look him in the eyes and 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.960 say you're gay. And Drew didn't do it. He didn't write. 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.720 I chickened out. I wrote nothing, but he still somehow 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.360 knew I wrote nothing, like it was so fucking weird, 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:23.120 but wanted him no, no, no, but like him doing 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.320 like magic tricks like that would be like really cute. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:28.720 Yeah, something about a man who's so upfront with his manipulation. Yeah. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:33.520 Also just like magic is such like a nerdy cute thing. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.240 Like I'm like, you're a fucking nerd freak bitch, why 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:37.000 are you doing magic? 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:38.800 I feel like having a partner who could do magic 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.600 would low ki be so embarrassing for me. 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.200 I wouldn't like like imagine like them practicing the tricks 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:43.960 and like failing. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.080 No, way wait wait wait, wait, okay, I'm gonna restart it. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:47.760 I'm gonna restart it. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:48.760 I did something wrong. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.080 Like that's it would be a lot of that, yeah, exact, wait, 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:51.800 just forget everything. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:52.960 I said, wait, hold on, hold on. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:59.080 But my mom went to a mentalist and the guy 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.240 like kind of explained how it works, and it's just 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.280 like reading some like micro movements and like oh, you 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.920 raise your left hand when it's in your left hand, 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:08.680 just by like a quarter of an inch and just 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.360 like little things like that, and that's how they like 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:14.640 end up guessing the things right. And I don't remember. 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.720 That was crazy how he guessed mine, though, Yeah, no, 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.360 it was like that was crazy because I said, which 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.720 is just a random Honduran restaurant in Miami that I 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:25.720 grew up going to. That's bomb. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.160 You know, it's fucking freaky because I wrote nothing and 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:32.560 he guessed that I wrote nothing, which is weird ish because. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.720 You're giving nothing, so it's like easy boom, you're giving 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:36.840 so much. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.160 I think you stole a p No no, no, no, no, 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:41.080 these are from a rig. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:42.040 Those are my jeans. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.960 I didn't think those were my genes, babes. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.240 I'm just saying there's a pair of jeans, my acne 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.480 baggy jeans that I wore all the time. They're missing. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.760 I have a light pair of jeans that look like 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.600 your jeans. Where are my jeans? Because those are not 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:53.080 my jenes. 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:53.600 I know my. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:57.760 Genes didn't steal your genes. I didn't. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:15:59.360 I think you have my genes. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:00.880 You took my gene I'll let you go through my 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:04.040 closet see if you find them. But my mom was 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:08.600 also at a mentalist, and she like the person was 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:12.160 like being like, I'll predict your future, like I'll predict 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:15.280 a question you ask for the future. Girl, My mom 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:18.560 asked this mentalist in front of three hundred other fucking 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:22.680 contestants if I was ever gonna get married, which is 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.200 crazy that, Like, I've never even thought about my mom 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.120 thinking about that for me. But I was like, oh, 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.440 that's like she like is genuinely concerned that I'll never 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:33.640 get married. And I'm like, oh, that's kind of sweet, 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.360 Like I'm right here, well, no, we're gonna get married. 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.160 I'm just saying my mom doesn't understand that. 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.160 Yeah. People don't like they try to, but they kind 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:41.680 of act. 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:43.960 They really they really really really don't get it, and 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:46.840 they don't understand how fucking serious we are about it, 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:48.760 and like, bitch, I will marry you this year. 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:51.840 Yeah, I don't care. We basically we genuinely, especially being 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.480 around Madeline and Steven, we were like cracking up because 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:58.280 we really do function like a married couple with each 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:01.880 other because at this point we also think the same things, so. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:06.240 Every really predict each other's like once in needs, it's 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:07.680 my man, that's my girl. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.200 But she asked if you were going to get married, 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:11.800 and they said no. Correct. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:16.200 I don't remember the answer. Let's actually call her. Hey, mom, 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:21.000 you're on the podcast. Oh okay, I was going to ask, 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:25.200 so you were really fucking shady in Las Vegas, like 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:30.239 you were gone, you shady bitch. Yeah, I'm clocking your 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:31.680 ship right now. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:33.639 What did I do? 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:35.560 You asked the men if I was ever going to 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:40.320 get married? Well, what did he say? 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:42.480 He said, absolutely not. 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.080 Oh I mean. 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:47.320 She said, well, he said, she goes, I'm feeling I 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:51.360 am I'm feeling you have two sons and I said no, no, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:55.480 I have three sons. And then he said, well, I'm 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:59.639 feeling that that one is married and he said the 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:02.240 other to no no. 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:07.320 Wow. Yeah, So this is bullshit. 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:08.359 Do I not count? 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:09.640 Yeah? 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:13.560 I mean, and you're getting married? Mom, What do you 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:18.800 mean we're getting married? That if you if. 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.879 You guys got married by thirty, that that you're going 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:25.840 to get married. It's really inching up on getting getting close. 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:28.880 It's it's really getting there. I think we spoke too 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:32.280 soon saying that I'm okay with that. Oh, we should 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:33.760 have a wedding and you guys should come. 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:35.360 Yeah, I think that. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:36.120 Would be awesome. 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:38.880 I've already got my dress picked out. 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:43.760 Mom. Can I tell you something that you might want 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:44.600 to be sitting down? 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:46.800 I'm laying down. 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:51.560 I kissed boys, I kiss boys. 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:57.600 Drew, I've been I've been new. Is that what you say? 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:02.800 We bess when was the first time you were like, oh, 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:07.919 he's gay as fuck? When I was like nine, I 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:11.359