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Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. You already did

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Speaker 1: the hardest part. You hit playing congratulations. Now just pray

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Speaker 1: the Wi Fi sticks. Well, the latest music artist food

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Speaker 1: collab just dropped. Okay, just like the beat I'm about

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Speaker 1: to drop right here. Yeah, I just yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: dropped that beat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it sounded cool. Okay.

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Speaker 3: No, the collab is actually a drink collaboration with the

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Speaker 3: famous DJ and electronic producer Marshmellow.

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Speaker 4: Oh coolmallow drink? I know, is that too cliche? Too easy?

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Speaker 5: Me and Swiss mister coco.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: If you think he's been working with Coca Cola to

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Speaker 3: develop a new marshmallow flavored soda, yes, you'd be wrong, because,

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Speaker 3: according to mister Mellow, he created a quote viby blend

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Speaker 3: of his favorite flaves in this all new remix called

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Speaker 3: zero sugar, Strawberry and watermelon.

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Speaker 2: Coca Cola.

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Speaker 4: You can't put it together.

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Speaker 6: Some better words to make that sound more appetizing.

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Speaker 3: It's catchy sounding to me, and this is gonna be

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Speaker 3: the first time a beverage has ever been created with

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Speaker 3: a musical artist.

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Speaker 4: Oh really, that's shocking to me.

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Speaker 7: It sounds like a great chaser Strawberry.

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Speaker 3: Watermelon launch is coming up in just a few days

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Speaker 3: and the whole thing is gonna appear on Marshmallow's Twitch channel,

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Speaker 3: So look for Marshmallow's Strawberry Watermelon cola. Lindsay Lohan apparently

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Speaker 3: tried it and now she's been missing for six months.

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Speaker 2: Must be good.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure she's in Mikonos. So there.

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Speaker 3: Now, let's fill our throats with the ice cold, refreshing

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Speaker 3: flavor of the shot collar question.

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Speaker 8: Of the day.

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Speaker 3: It means we're gonna go over to digital Jake, Jake,

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Speaker 3: do that thing with your mouth where you tell us

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Speaker 3: what to do and we say yeah, daddy.

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Speaker 4: Not use.

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Speaker 8: Snogging, necking, or just doing the dirty mouth tango, ever

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Speaker 8: you want to call it.

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Speaker 2: It all means the same thing.

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Speaker 4: How are you two in such the same way?

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Speaker 8: It means kissing and locking lips with a partner has

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Speaker 8: some history you might not know, because some scientists think

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Speaker 8: kissing evolved from kiss feeding, where mothers would be their

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Speaker 8: children's mouths. Jose and Alexis have both agreed to try

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Speaker 8: it out for our TikTok African Jeffery then were fighting

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Speaker 8: over earlier who got to be the mom.

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Speaker 2: So I just want to watch.

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Speaker 8: The reason we're talking about it is because today is

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Speaker 8: World Kissing Day, and we're gonna go around the room

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Speaker 8: and you'll each answer a question about kissing in different cultures.

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Speaker 8: And if you get it.

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Speaker 2: Right, you're safe.

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Speaker 8: If you get it wrong, you'll be shocked while seeing

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Speaker 8: a song kiss. Okay, I'm really thirsty texting your favorite

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Speaker 8: kiss song, all right, Alexis. Early explorers of New Zealand

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Speaker 8: discovered the Maori people did not do a traditional lip

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Speaker 8: to lip kiss. Instead, they would do what with a

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Speaker 8: partner to show affection. Would they put their foreheads together

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Speaker 8: and rub noses, would they nuzzle their necks in a

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Speaker 8: vertical position, or would they lick chins?

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Speaker 6: The just seem so weird to yeah, but you gotta

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Speaker 6: remember the chin tattoo is huge in the Maori tradition.

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Speaker 5: And now you guys can't.

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Speaker 7: See my face the listeners out there, but they do

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Speaker 7: this ah like when they do their hakahs or where

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Speaker 4: Dances like any of these you you don't ye because

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Speaker 4: of what you guys said, I'm gonna go with the

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Speaker 4: chin one, Jake.

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Speaker 8: It's called the hongy and it symbolizes the exchanging of

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Speaker 8: one's breath of life another. And it's what happens when

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Speaker 8: the early Maori people pressed their foreheads together.

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Speaker 6: God, that's deep. The breath of life. Never got that

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Speaker 2: Let's see how you do with this one, Brooke.

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Speaker 8: Okay, there are a number of sports related kissing customs,

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Speaker 8: but in America there's one called the Kissing of the bricks.

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Speaker 8: Tell me the name of the specific annual event where

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Speaker 8: you'd witness.

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Speaker 6: That happen, kissing on the bricks. I mean, my first

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Speaker 6: thought is baseball. My next thought though, because I'm just

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Speaker 6: thinking of what sports have some brick walls around, right?

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Speaker 4: You got to have one of those.

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Speaker 6: Is some sort of Indy five hundred thing, like a

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Speaker 6: racetrack is going to have a brick wall, and maybe

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Speaker 6: you kiss it so that you don't hit it later,

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Speaker 6: you know, good luck.

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Speaker 2: You're not thinking brick ball. Yeah, it's dodgeball with bricks.

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Speaker 2: That one's big on the We also have that video

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Speaker 2: He's asking for a specific event too.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with in five hundred before Kissing of

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Speaker 8: the bricks. Traditionally, the winning participants would celebrate by drinking milk.

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Speaker 8: But in nineteen ninety six, a man named Dale Jarrett

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Speaker 8: and his crew Trief decided they needed a tradition of

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Speaker 8: their own, so they went onto the racetrack and bent

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Speaker 8: down to kiss the bricks at the starting line of

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Speaker 8: the Indy five hundred on the ground tradition. Now Brook

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Speaker 8: is safe, Alexis is getting shocked onto Jose. In the

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Speaker 8: nineteenth century, mouth the mouth kissing was an abomination in Thailand.

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Speaker 8: They instead would express warmth or gratitude. Another way, would

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Speaker 8: they give each other a wet willie?

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Speaker 2: Would they smell.

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Speaker 8: One another's cheeks, face cheeks, or they placed their fingers

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Speaker 8: on the lips of another person and pretend to brush

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Speaker 8: their teeth with said finger.

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Speaker 2: I love you. I kind of like that one my dog.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I'm leaning to smell cheeks.

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Speaker 6: I think so too, just because you know, you do

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Speaker 6: the cheek to cheek thing, and that's kind of intimate.

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Speaker 5: But it's not.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't get much more intimate, though, than putting your

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Speaker 3: saliva into somebody's ear holes.

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Speaker 6: There is no way anyone has ever felt a wet

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Speaker 2: There is a way to make it feel I don't

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with cheeks smelling jake.

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Speaker 8: In Thailand, even today, the only form of public kiss

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Speaker 8: you'll likely see is called a sniff kiss. Yeah, smelling

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Speaker 8: the loved one's cheek as long serve as a means

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Speaker 8: of recognition. It's kind of a cheek to cheek your

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Speaker 8: teeth are together, but it's okay.

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Speaker 5: I'll try it.

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Speaker 2: Jose is safe. Now on to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: A Trobriant island off the coast of New Guinea is

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Speaker 8: home to an indigenous population with a rather odd way

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Speaker 8: of kissing. Two kissers sit in a squatting position, hugging,

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Speaker 8: caressing one another. Next, they suck on each other's tongues

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Speaker 8: like this, it gets weird.

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Speaker 4: Are you moving there soon, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: They suck each other's tongues. Then they bite each other's

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Speaker 8: lower lips so strongly it draws blood.

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Speaker 5: I've had a girl do that before. It was not fun,

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Speaker 5: not done.

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Speaker 8: And the final step in the island kiss is to

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Speaker 8: bite off what off of your partner's face?

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Speaker 4: How do you have more than one? I guess you

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Speaker 4: only get one partner. If that thing is already missings

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Speaker 4: on your face that you could bite off is it

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Speaker 4: facial hair.

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Speaker 7: I mean it has to be like eyelashes or an eyebrow,

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Speaker 7: facial hair, no hair?

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Speaker 5: What if? What if they put something on their face

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Speaker 5: for you to bite off face.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's probably more tame than that. Let's

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Speaker 3: go with eyelashes. I hope it's not right.

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Speaker 10: I don't like that.

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Speaker 8: After squatting, caressing, sucking tongues, and biting lips, the final

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Speaker 8: step in the Trobrian Island kiss is biting off the

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Speaker 8: eyelashes of your to never go there. The short eyelashes

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Speaker 8: are a symbol of power.

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Speaker 4: That makes sense. Alexis powerless. She's the only.

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Speaker 3: One who's going to be getting shocked because she got

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Speaker 3: hers wrong. And then somebody wanted to hear I kissed

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Speaker 3: a girl by Katie Pears.

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Speaker 4: There we go.

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Speaker 11: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste

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Speaker 11: of her cherry chapstick.

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Speaker 2: That's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: And then I bade her eyelash.

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Speaker 12: Off of that.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Contrary to the motto written on brooks wineglass, you can't

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Speaker 3: be best friends with everyone.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not true, not true.

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Speaker 2: You asked Brooks.

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Speaker 3: She'll tell you she has twenty seven different best friends.

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Speaker 5: That's right, Yeah she does.

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Speaker 4: I love them all.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, the truth is, as you get older, you got

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Speaker 3: to figure out who do I want to keep in

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Speaker 3: my close friends circle and who's not really worth the

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Speaker 3: time anymore?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, I have no more time for new

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Speaker 6: best friends.

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Speaker 4: It's only the ogs that I got.

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Speaker 3: Even then, you might need to, you know, whittle it down.

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Speaker 3: And how do you do that? Well, there's something called

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Speaker 3: the two Beers and a Puppy method.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of this?

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Speaker 3: It's a simple two question test that tells you basically

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Speaker 3: everything you need to know for how you really feel

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Speaker 3: about a friend, or a coworker or family member, pretty

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Speaker 3: much anyone in your life. Okay, And question one is

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Speaker 3: would you want to have two beers with this person?

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's another question on that question got.

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Speaker 2: To be beer or nothing.

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Speaker 4: I don't really love beer.

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Speaker 3: And question two, would you trust this person to look

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Speaker 3: after your puppy for the weekend. If you can answer

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Speaker 3: a clear yes to both, that means you really value

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Speaker 3: your friendship with them, you like them, and you trust them.

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Speaker 4: Now what if you trust them with your kids but

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Speaker 3: If the answer to one or both is no, then

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Speaker 3: it's time to either, you know, try and fix the

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Speaker 3: relationship or take that as a sign that you've grown

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Speaker 3: too far apart from each other and you need.

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Speaker 2: To move on.

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Speaker 7: Is it that I think Alexis would steal the beers

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Speaker 7: and the puppy for everyone?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd give Alexis my puppy before I give it

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Speaker 6: to you, Jose, I mean, I love you, but I

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Speaker 6: would cuddle it to death.

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Speaker 3: I would sit down to beers with Brooke, but then

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Speaker 3: I think she would drink all of mine.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean i'd be paying for him. You know

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Speaker 6: how that our relationship works.

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Speaker 3: So not a lot of trust and love in this

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Speaker 3: room at the moment, but hopefully we could turn things around.

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Speaker 3: your emotional state.

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Speaker 5: You sit down and turns black. This isn't gonna be.

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Speaker 3: we've got a laser and there's other flush puppies. Just

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Speaker 3: After he collected the gift that she left him, he

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Speaker 3: This time it was in broad daylight there, that's so bold.

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Speaker 4: Everyone has cameras.

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Speaker 3: As for why she did it, she told deputies she

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Speaker 3: The homeowner admitted he does have an ongoing issue with

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Speaker 5: Yeah but they're climbing on raccoons, right.

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Speaker 13: But what's worse is what she's known for in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: His next Lazer story is out of Tampa. Fifty two

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Speaker 4: Alexis, it sounds like she's getting ready to get your

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Speaker 2: According to the corner of the blog, eat this not that.

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Speaker 3: Some Costco food court fans have come up with a

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Speaker 3: They call it the joe Chiezza.

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Speaker 3: What are we doing? It's not an official offering at

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Speaker 4: Oh so, you just pull the cheese off the big

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Speaker 4: And relish that actually looks really so cheap.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just a little hot tip for you.

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Speaker 4: Try me, jeff this next thing.

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Speaker 3: Now you're gonna be the one that's the new lady

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Speaker 2: Yes, seriously, Costco.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell me we'll feel good at this next

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Speaker 3: day is the story is out of gen Z Nation.

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Speaker 4: World.

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Speaker 3: If you're supposed to be at work at nine am,

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Speaker 3: what time do you get there nine o'clock, nine oh five,

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Speaker 6: YEA did my first job, I got screamed at for

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Speaker 2: Now I get it, and it spoken like a true boomer.

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Speaker 4: There important to me. It wasn't. Boom was my boss.

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Speaker 3: The importance of punctuality increases as you get older, because

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you get closured to dying, so every minute counts.

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Speaker 3: Forty percent of millennials said they're forgiving of colleagues running

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Speaker 4: Listen just because you have no plans to keep you up. Sorry, yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: As for this guy, he runs a little bit late

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Speaker 2: Usually two to three days is about his lace window.

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Speaker 2: He'll get there eventually.

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Speaker 14: Movie.

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Speaker 3: That's how the stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 3: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Standing out in the dating world is not easy. You

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Speaker 2: I'm not a lot of guys doing that now, it's.

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Speaker 4: Spiders eight arms, great hugger.

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Speaker 4: I was hoping you're gonna say a round in nachos.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm a gentleman.

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Speaker 3: But another way to stand out from the rest is

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Speaker 3: a brand new loser line. Not a lot of people

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Speaker 5: This you wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 9: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 2: Hey, girl, you know I'm so rich.

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Speaker 3: I'll make it Bruce Wayne on you.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do?

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Speaker 3: Was this the urge to go full joker on him

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Speaker 3: and laugh like Keith Ledger in his face? Instead, tell

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Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 15: Next message why and Hey, it's me.

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Speaker 2: It's me.

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Speaker 16: You remember you met me a few months ago and

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Speaker 15: So here I am wishing you a happy birthday.

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Speaker 14: For he's a jolly gafellow.

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Speaker 16: For he's a jolly goodfellow or he's a jolly goodfello,

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Speaker 12: Even though you didn't call me back, I.

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Speaker 15: Still never forgot your birthday, and don't forget it. My

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Speaker 17: Okay, yes, it's your birthday.

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Speaker 3: She's the real life happy birthday reminder from Facebook.

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Speaker 2: Fellow is when you retired, though.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I think it's just for old people in general. I'm

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Speaker 4: Brian got.

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Speaker 5: A listener of the show.

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Speaker 14: Clarly, what's going on is Zach from the other night.

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Speaker 14: I feel like I was talking a lot about myself.

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Speaker 14: You know, I got that overall athletic background. But don't

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Speaker 10: I like to dress up like Ariana Grande. I'm just

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Speaker 10: I feel like, in a non weird way, I can

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Speaker 14: Hey, don't get it twisted, all right, I am straight fully.

452
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 6: All I want to do is buy this poor man

453
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 6: a wig. I mean, you don't need to do your

454
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,120
Speaker 6: own ponytail you think her hair is real?

455
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're good to do it, let's do it right.

456
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go all out with it.

457
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 3: Yes. Speaking of Ari, I want to tell all of

458
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 3: our listeners, if you're on any other radio stations, take talk.

459
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 3: I need you to say thank you next and go

460
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 3: to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

461
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 2: Because we've got.

462
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 3: Song of the week clips on there, second date reactions,

463
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 3: even the top loser line of the week that we

464
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 3: post every single week.

465
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 2: It's worth a look at least. Yeah, it's great.

466
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 4: Kind of desperate at the end. There, I got.

467
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 3: All I know is I've got no more tears left

468
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 3: to cry. So let's switch positions.

469
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Speaker 2: On everyone and go back to our clips.

470
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Speaker 16: Hit it next message.

471
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 17: Hello, I've been here for twenty minutes. You said Third

472
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 17: and Vine, right, Well, I'm here on third and Vine

473
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 17: and you're nowhere to be seen. I bought exactly what

474
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 17: you said. I got the three home Depot gift cards,

475
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 17: two Jumba Juice smoothies, and a forty dollars gift card

476
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 17: to Baja Fries. What am I supposed to do with

477
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 17: all of this? I'm not going to eat the Baja

478
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 17: Fresh and drink three smoothies by myself. What I'm here

479
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 17: to buy a PS five Craigslist?

480
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 8: What do you want?

481
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 17: I'm just doing what I got to do. Keep moving,

482
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 17: do your business. Oh my god, I'm never doing anything

483
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 17: like this on Craigslist again. Think for wasting my time,

484
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 17: parasite o.

485
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 3: What she's standing in the middle of the road in

486
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 3: the intersection blocking the cars?

487
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: Is that why everybody was honking.

488
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 4: She was in the car. You can't hold that many

489
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 4: Jamba juices and stand up. You just can't. Your hands

490
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 4: would be so cold.

491
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't the guy who ever gave her that loser

492
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 3: line go there to at least claim all that free stuff,

493
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 3: the free drinks.

494
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 4: The gift cards.

495
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 6: If they want you to pay them in gift cards,

496
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 6: it's usually not a good deal.

497
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 16: Yeah.

498
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 3: Actually, well, I'll just say if you ever go on Craigslist.

499
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 3: You should use it for the other thing that you

500
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 3: go on there for, not forgetting PS five stuff. There's

501
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 3: a lot better services you can find on process.

502
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 4: Is that also in exchange for a whole segment.

503
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 2: I'll show you the ropes of it afterward.

504
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 12: Let's go the next clip next.

505
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 18: Hey Jack, I'm not really sure what's going on with

506
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 18: you right now. I've called you a couple of times

507
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 18: and you're not refunding. I've been kind of just running.

508
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 12: That night through my head, you know, and.

509
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 18: I don't know what I did wrong or what bothered you.

510
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 18: I mean, I remember at that bar we were at,

511
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 18: they had these like pineapple little coasters that I think

512
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 18: I think I turned one upside down. And you might

513
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 18: think that I was trying to tell you that I

514
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 18: was a swinger, but I'm not.

515
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 9: I'm not.

516
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 18: I'm really not. I mean, I've been invited to those

517
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 18: parties before.

518
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 16: But I've never been inside.

519
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 18: Like I mean, I've been curious before, Like I've walked

520
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 18: up to the building where there was a swinger party,

521
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 18: but I never even you know, touched or knocked on

522
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 18: the door, even like I just kind of I mean,

523
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 18: I saw the shades were open, so I looked out

524
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 18: of curiosity.

525
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 3: I feel like if that message went another forty seconds,

526
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 3: you'd be like, I mean I was, I was with

527
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 3: the couple, but I wasn't there no eye contact, like

528
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 3: it was a mirror, So technically it doesn't count.

529
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that guy's the worst liar ever.

530
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, I have never had one partner by myself.

531
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 4: Just be you.

532
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.

533
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 3: Why you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this

534
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 3: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

535
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to

536
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 3: all of our Loser Line second dates and phone taps.

537
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 2: Right there, we're gonna do a brand new phone tap right.

538
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 9: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

539
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 3: When you're a married man, there's certain commandments that you

540
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: need to follow, okay, like never leave the toilet seed up.

541
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 4: That would be so nice if that people did that.

542
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 3: Never compare your wife to another woman, oh my god,

543
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 3: of course to an appliance. Oh and these are things

544
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 3: you don't do and her.

545
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 2: Forget your own wedding anniversary.

546
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 12: Now.

547
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, that's what happened to one guy last year, just

548
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 3: completely slipped his mind.

549
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 7: That's not good.

550
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 3: But this year, well, he's about to forget again. At

551
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,959
Speaker 3: least that's what his wife thinks. So she set him

552
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 3: up two days before the actual date to trick him

553
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 3: and make him think that he already missed it.

554
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 4: She's so good relationship.

555
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it.

556
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 3: Your phone tapped right now?

557
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 2: Well, Hi, I'm looking for Dariah.

558
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 12: That's my wife. No, this isn't her phone.

559
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry, I've been trying to reach Daria, but

560
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 3: she isn't answering her phone.

561
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: So this was the secondary number. And she needs to

562
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 2: pick up this item today.

563
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 12: Sorry, where are you coming from again?

564
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 2: From by electronics store?

565
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's an item that was said to be ready

566
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 3: for today and she needs to come get it.

567
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 12: No, man, she's not around. Like I can give her

568
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 12: the message if you want, or I can't. I mean

569
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 12: I might be able to, uh come pick it up. Like,

570
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 12: what is it? I'll come get it?

571
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean it's a new Apple Watch for

572
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 3: an anniversary gift.

573
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 2: Wait, what what do you mean an Apple? And?

574
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 3: Oh, oh god, you're the husband.

575
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

576
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 18: Are you?

577
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 2: I am so sorry.

578
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 12: It's my anniversary.

579
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: Did I just mean a gift?

580
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 12: I mean, dude, forget about watching. I'm way more worried

581
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 12: about that. I'm so I didn't even remember, and this

582
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 12: is the second year in a row.

583
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 3: But that see, that's why she wanted to pick up

584
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 3: this afternoon, because she said it was urgent.

585
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,959
Speaker 12: Yeah. I get all that, I get all that.

586
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: I'm so I feel so stupid right now.

587
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm the stupid one.

588
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: Now, I am the stupid one because I spoiled the gift.

589
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 12: It's not about that, Like you just opened my eyes

590
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 12: to the fact that I missed my anniversary for the

591
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 12: second year in a row.

592
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: Look, man, it's not too late. I can just call

593
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: her and tell her the watch was delayed today. That'll

594
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 3: buy you some time, you know.

595
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 12: Yeah, do that?

596
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 10: Wait?

597
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 3: Please wait, No, I can't. I already called her three

598
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 3: times and left messages saying that it's.

599
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 2: Ready, damn it. Okay, let me please.

600
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 3: And let me just like try and help you out here.

601
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 3: And I'm just asking one of my co workers.

602
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 5: Hey, Barb, Barb, Yeah, what's the hats Chip?

603
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 4: Good old Barb?

604
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 12: Yeah?

605
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 2: Can you come can you come over here for a second?

606
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 6: Sure?

607
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 12: What is going on? What going on?

608
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: I had this gentleman on the phone who forgot his

609
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 3: anniversary and it's today.

610
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 12: I gotta go that, guys, I gotta I gotta go.

611
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 3: Hold on, Barb's always got great ideas important.

612
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 2: I think she's important to him. It's just he's not

613
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 2: that great at that type of thing.

614
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 12: You know. What do you mean? I'm not that great, dude?

615
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 12: You don't even know me. I normally remember everything.

616
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: No, totally. I'm sorry about that. It's just he forgot

617
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: it last year too. I know, God.

618
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 12: My god, guy, listen, I'm right here on the phone.

619
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 12: I'm here.

620
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry.

621
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 12: I can hear every word you say.

622
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 5: I know.

623
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 3: We're just working it out. So maybe it's like he's

624
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: hydrated or something and it's affecting his memory.

625
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 12: No, that's so.

626
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: Do you have you had enough water today?

627
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 18: Now?

628
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 12: What's going on? I'm not hydrated?

629
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: Okay, he says he's good on water. Bar I'm good.

630
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: Let me talk to us. Okay, here, here's the phone.

631
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 4: Okay, hello.

632
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm surfing online right now to try and get

633
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 12: something from my wife or our anniversary.

634
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 4: No one surfs anymore.

635
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I'm online.

636
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 4: Don't buy our surfing equipment. When was the last time

637
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 4: you were.

638
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: At the ceirch what is going on?

639
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 4: What's the last time you were? When was the last time?

640
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 12: What are you talking about?

641
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 4: Let me ask you this.

642
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 11: When was the last time you were at the circus?

643
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 11: My husband got me tickets to Barnum and Bailey's for

644
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 11: our anniversary back in ninety seven.

645
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 4: Really expressure, you're not healthy.

646
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 2: Actually, I got it.

647
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 5: I got it, Okay, I got I got an idea?

648
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 5: Can I have the phone?

649
00:30:59,720 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 10: You?

650
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 8: What?

651
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 12: I am dead? Here? I'm dead.

652
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 3: A perfect gift for your wife in our store? Oh

653
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: my god, it's twenty percent off this week only. It's

654
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 3: gonna save you a lot of mine.

655
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 12: I don't have any time to do any of this stuff, man,

656
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 12: I don't have time.

657
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,959
Speaker 3: I am wrapping it up as we speak. A brand

658
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 3: new digital scale.

659
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 2: Oh, come on god, it's got Bluetooth in it.

660
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 12: Come on. You don't give a woman a scale.

661
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: It's not just any scale. It's digital.

662
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 12: I don't give a if it's digital or not. It

663
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 12: could be straight from God himself. Sam, I can't give

664
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 12: a scale to a woman for an anniversary.

665
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: You have a new idea. Oh, I have an idea.

666
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 4: I have an idea.

667
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 12: I have no idea. The idea is to hang up

668
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 12: the phone.

669
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: You should get her a prank phone call. They're actually

670
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 4: free and they're through the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

671
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 4: in the Morning.

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00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 5: That's a good one.

673
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: Oh don't you No, I'm not I'm not.

674
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 12: No, that's a stupid idea. No, I'm not bullying.

675
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 2: Well that's actually what's not a nice thing to do.

676
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 12: For an anniversary at all.

677
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 9: That's what she got for you, so.

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Speaker 4: You should do the same for her. What I think

679
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 4: he likes it?

680
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,719
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, I don't know.

681
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 16: I don't know.

682
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 4: But we should tell him that we're not from the

683
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 4: electronics store.

684
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, I can't believe it's actually Jeffrey for Broke and

685
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 13: Jeffrey in the Morning.

686
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 4: We're doing a phone tap on you.

687
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Doud, your wife Daria set you up for this.

688
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: Don't worry. You didn't forget your anniversary yet, you still

689
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 2: got two more days. We were just messing with you.

690
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 12: You knit with suggest all those crappy.

691
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: Happy Yeah.

692
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 4: It's the greatest show on earth. He's not big to

693
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 4: the circus.

694
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 9: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

695
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 9: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

696
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 3: In the dating world, we tend to put a lot

697
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 3: of importance on the first kiss.

698
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do actually tells you a lot.

699
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: It's kind of a big deal.

700
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 3: It could tell you everything you need to know about

701
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 3: your chemistry together, where things might be headed between you.

702
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 3: Two confirm likes me. This is pretty good. Hint things

703
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 3: are going well.

704
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 2: It could be a great thing.

705
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 3: But one of our listeners was a little surprised, to

706
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 3: say the least, by what his date said to him

707
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 3: right after they locked lips at the end of the night.

708
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 3: Oh and spoiler, it wasn't Wow. That was so amazing.

709
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see you again.

710
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: So that we could do that more, wouldn't be on

711
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 2: our show.

712
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, people say afterwards.

713
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 3: Her reaction was a little different, And even though it's

714
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: kind of embarrassing, he's gonna share exactly what she told

715
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,719
Speaker 3: him in your second date update.

716
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: That's next second date update.

717
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: We report on these all the time on our show,

718
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 3: but I don't think anyone in this room has ever

719
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 3: actually been to one, or at least not allowed inside

720
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: due to the restraining orders. But I'm talking about pop

721
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: up restaurants and bars.

722
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: They have like a cool, unique theme and I.

723
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 4: Were just talking about one this morning.

724
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 2: Cool us.

725
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,719
Speaker 4: Neither of us have been like you said, but looks awesome.

726
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't invite me for some reason to thing

727
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 3: you want to do.

728
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 4: We wanted to have fun, Jeff, Yeah.

729
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 19: Okay, Well something else then without But one of our

730
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 19: listeners says he went to a pop up thing for

731
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 19: a date, So let's talk to him about it.

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Speaker 10: Nick.

733
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Speaker 3: First of all, welcome to the show, and kudos on

734
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 3: having no active or screening orders.

735
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 2: Good for you.

736
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 16: Hi, thanks for having me.

737
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, was it a pop up restaurant or bar?

738
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 16: I would classify more as a restaurant because we were set down,

739
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 16: we had some food, but if we had like really

740
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 16: cool drinks.

741
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 6: I mean, because they're all like so instagram friendly, like

742
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 6: you know, they want you to take cool pictures and

743
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 6: share them.

744
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we should just like skip the date altogether

745
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 3: and just talk about the bar only for the next

746
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 3: six minutes.

747
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm interested what the drinks look like.

748
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, but can we ask, like, what's this woman that

749
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 3: you took there?

750
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: What's her name?

751
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 16: Yeah? Sure, so her name's Elizabeth.

752
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 2: Okay, and up about stuff?

753
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 6: I want to know it was Elizabeth as excited as we

754
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 6: were about this pop up thing?

755
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 16: Yeah, No, We had a blast. Actually, I would I

756
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 16: highly recommend anyone going to the one we went to.

757
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 2: Okay, what did you go to?

758
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 5: Which one was it?

759
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 4: So?

760
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 12: Uh?

761
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 16: This one was like toy themes and it was like

762
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 16: different toys from different generations and.

763
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 4: Wow, whoa, it's like your childhood. But you're kind of buzzed,

764
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 4: you know. Do you play with the toys? Are they

765
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 4: just like decoration?

766
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 16: Well, I mean they had some some elements of playing.

767
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 16: A lot of it was decorations. The menu was all

768
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 16: like toys, seemed as well. So they had like one

769
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 16: of the fun things we got were martinis that were

770
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 16: called etches sketch martinis, which are shaken not stirred.

771
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 5: Ud I love it.

772
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: Okay.

773
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 16: The challenge at their tables to certain toys, so like

774
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 16: there was a Rubik's Cube on our table and on

775
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 16: the next, and so we challenged the table to see

776
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 16: you could finish hers.

777
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I couldn't do it.

778
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 9: Can you do it?

779
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:01,479
Speaker 8: Jeff?

780
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 4: Can you do the rubis Cube?

781
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 2: I try to look cool? So no, okay, I cute

782
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 2: it all?

783
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 5: Call her on purpose?

784
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 2: How did the Rubik's Cube gaming go for?

785
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 12: You?

786
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 2: And Elizabeth?

787
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 12: Oh?

788
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 16: We got destroyed.

789
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 5: Together?

790
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, the bonding experience.

791
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 3: I mean, I know we're talking a lot, specifically about

792
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 3: toys and stuff. Can you give us like the mood

793
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 3: of the whole date, Like, how was the connection between

794
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 3: you two?

795
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 16: Honestly, I thought it was great. We were having lots

796
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 16: of fun and we actually got to know each other

797
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 16: really well. And I learned more about like her family

798
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 16: because of like the toys that she played with, like

799
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 16: her her sister and things like that, and uh so,

800
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 16: you know, we got to actually get to a deeper

801
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 16: level than usually think of on like the first date.

802
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, was there anything like uncomfy or I mean maybe

803
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 6: you got too deep?

804
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 16: I mean I don't think so, nothing too much. Though

805
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 16: apparently she like cut her sister's Barbara Doll's hair off

806
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 16: donor oh classic, like okay.

807
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 3: And then glued the hair to herself and was like

808
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 3: I'm your Barbie now.

809
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 4: I mean that's every little sister ever though you know that.

810
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: Did that not happen with Elizabeth and her sister?

811
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 12: Oh no, no, I know, okay hair.

812
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 2: Maybe she is a cool, normal girl.

813
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 5: Then that sounds fun, sounds like different than you and

814
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 5: your sister.

815
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why I did not want to tell

816
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 2: you about my childhood. Anyway, So how did it end

817
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 2: between you two?

818
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean I think that also ended fairly well

819
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 16: at first. At least, we're like walking back to your car,

820
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 16: we've been there for a few hours, and it's like,

821
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 16: you know, feels natural. I'm going for the kiss.

822
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh yeah, yeah, I mean you guys are vibing. Yeah,

823
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 4: and what happened?

824
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 12: Yeah?

825
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 16: And she kiss me back.

826
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 4: Okay.

827
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 3: It wasn't the most romantic first kiss, like when you

828
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 3: used to like kiss dolls back in the day and practice.

829
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 5: You see, the iron did.

830
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 4: Some weird stuff with I apologize, no weird the dolls

831
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 4: kiss each other.

832
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not weird.

833
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 6: My dolls did all sorts of fun stuff, but I didn't.

834
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 2: Nick is regretting calling into the show.

835
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 16: But I never never kissed any doll growing up myself.

836
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 3: Okay, was that you and I are the weird ones?

837
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 3: So but you said the kiss wasn't quite what you

838
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 3: were hoping for.

839
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 16: Yeah, it wasn't like fireworks, I guess. And then she

840
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 16: was like, actually, I want to talk about something, and uh,

841
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 16: it's like I want to be transparent. I'm finally in

842
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 16: this place where I feel really good about myself and

843
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 16: I want to start like kind of dating multiple people

844
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 16: right now. I want to like explore the dating world.

845
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 2: She said that after you kissed her. Yeah, this is

846
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 2: after we kiss Oh bros.

847
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 9: People.

848
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you gotta you gotta think like maybe she

849
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 6: could just find tell how into her he was and

850
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 6: she just wanted to be honest.

851
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 4: Were you okay with that? Or are you not okay

852
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 4: with that?

853
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 16: Well? I mean I told her I was. I was like, yeah,

854
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 16: I know me too.

855
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 4: What I was gonna say, Oh.

856
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 2: My god, I have a date after this right now.

857
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 16: Actually, but and when we did text, we've been text

858
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 16: or we're texting for a while afterwards and talking about

859
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 16: hanging out again. But then I guess I haven't heard

860
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 16: from her for a while now, and I'm wondering if

861
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,479
Speaker 16: maybe she just she did find someone else she wants

862
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 16: to date all the time.

863
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is.

864
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 6: More of like you want to find answers if she's

865
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 6: even single still?

866
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and definitely offer to redo the kiss over

867
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 3: again better this next time?

868
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 4: Can you rewind to kiss? Can you do that?

869
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 3: I feel like that's what he should have done right there, Like,

870
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 3: I promise you I could do better than ye.

871
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 2: May have been the move that you missed.

872
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 4: You're saying, if there was more fireworks, she wouldn't have

873
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 4: said that.

874
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: Maybe, But let's call her and see what she has

875
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: to say.

876
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna come back. We'll ring Elizabeth for you. I

877
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 3: can't believe I said ring Elizabeth. Gosh, who's old.

878
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're gonna do it with your second date update.

879
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 2: Second date update.

880
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 3: Playing with Tonka trucks while drinking Etches Sketch Martinis and

881
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 3: challenging the people next to you to a drunk Rubik's

882
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 3: Cube off. Yes, it's not a playdate with Brooks children.

883
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: That was a real date that one of our listeners,

884
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 3: Nick went on because he took a woman named Elizabeth

885
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 3: to a pop up restaurant bar.

886
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: That had an old school toy theme to it.

887
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it actually went pretty well from what we

888
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 3: heard till the very end when they had a short kiss,

889
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 3: and then immediately afterwards she told him, Oh, by the way,

890
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 3: I am going to be dating other people and you

891
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 3: should know that upfront, which sounds bad, but that is

892
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 3: what Brooke whispered to her husband after they said I

893
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 3: do on the office. There's hope for you Yeah, Yeah,

894
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 3: we got you, Nick, don't worry.

895
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 6: Especially is it is pretty brutal when you recap it,

896
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 6: like she could have maybe waited for like the next

897
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 6: date to say that a text message or something, or.

898
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 2: Just ghost him like a normal person does.

899
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, the timing was brutal. You're right though.

900
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 6: Maybe she was telling you because she still wanted to

901
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 6: see you. She just her calendar is busy with other dates.

902
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean maybe. I mean when you put it like,

903
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 16: that's kind of a downer, isn't it.

904
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's as.

905
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 4: Much hope as I could muster.

906
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 2: Broke, you're not going to get much.

907
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm going to lead the conversation at

908
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 3: least at the start when we call her oh wow,

909
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 3: and the rest of the rest.

910
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 2: Of them can chime in.

911
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 5: If it stays good, will stay on. If it's bad,

912
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 5: we'll just toss it.

913
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. All right, you're ready to do this, Nick.

914
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 16: I guess so I was kidding.

915
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 5: By the way, Nick, you're in good hands. Okay, I

916
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 5: don't know.

917
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: The worst all state commercial level.

918
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 5: I know you're in good hands.

919
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 8: I don't know.

920
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 14: You could.

921
00:41:54,239 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: Call her right now. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Elizabeth.

922
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 15: This is her speaking perfect?

923
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,479
Speaker 3: Okay, this is Jeffrey speaking from a radio show called

924
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

925
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 15: Oh okay, just like and hi.

926
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay if you're underwhelmed. But we're doing a

927
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 3: segment on our show that we'd like to bring you

928
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 3: in on. It's called a second date update.

929
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 4: Have you heard those before?

930
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 18: No?

931
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 15: I don't think I have. Sorry, this is really weird

932
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 15: to me.

933
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 12: Sorry, Yeah, that's all right.

934
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to help out one of our listeners

935
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 3: that you went out on a date with recently named Nick.

936
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: You guys went to like a toy themed pop up

937
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 3: restaurant bar thing.

938
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, oh god. He reached out to you about that.

939
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, wanted to see you again, And it sounds like

940
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 6: maybe you're not giving him a firm yes or no.

941
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 3: On that, and we're just trying to help him figure

942
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: stuff out, like wanting to know exactly what was your

943
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 3: takeaway from the date.

944
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 14: Yeah, So.

945
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 15: Okay. So Nick is a super nice guy and he's

946
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 15: really sweet. I had a nice date with him, but

947
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 15: I did tell him at the end of the date,

948
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 15: I'm just not in a place emotionally right now where

949
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 15: i want to date just one person. I want to

950
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 15: date multiple people.

951
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, he told us that.

952
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 12: Yeah.

953
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 6: I don't think he's like I don't think he's trying

954
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 6: to argue like you should only date him.

955
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 4: I think he just wants to see you again.

956
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wants to be one of those people.

957
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 16: Yeah.

958
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, so it's.

959
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: A good thing. He supports the lifestyle that you want

960
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: to live.

961
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 7: It sounds like you're trying to say something, but you

962
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 7: don't want to like say it.

963
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is a little awkward. I think it's so.

964
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 15: I think I might have found somebody that's a better

965
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 15: fit with me, Nick, But.

966
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 4: I thought you were a dating multiple people.

967
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've only gone on one date with Nick. Why

968
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 3: not just go on another one just to see how

969
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 3: your connection is.

970
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 6: I don't know.

971
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 15: There's this one person that I've been on accompetation with,

972
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 15: and I feel like we're moving towards something, and I

973
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 15: just I don't see there really being a possibility with

974
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 15: Nick anymore, at least until I investigate this other things first.

975
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 4: So there's nothing he can do to change your mind

976
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 4: on that.

977
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 15: I mean, here's the situation. I've been out on like

978
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 15: seven or eight dates, and I would I would say

979
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 15: Nick he's not in the top two. I mean he's

980
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 15: like maybe number three, but I want to stick with

981
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 15: the top two right now. And he's a really great thing.

982
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 15: I'm going to find something. He's gonna find this.

983
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 4: Top three.

984
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Elizabeth. I'm not sure if you heard, but

985
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 3: Nick kind of jumped in there. Yeah, he's been on

986
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 3: the other line listening to this conversation.

987
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a little competitive.

988
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 16: Well, I just think I think little low at all.

989
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 16: I just I think, you know, ranking at least being

990
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 16: the top two. I would assume based on a day,

991
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 16: it was pretty good day.

992
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 15: The other guys, what is going on? Did you set

993
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 15: this whole thing up on the radio?

994
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 4: I mean maybe that moves him up.

995
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the other two guys wouldn't have reached out

996
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 3: to a radio show just to get a hold of you.

997
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 16: You've got drive exactly.

998
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 15: No, No, they're right, it is I just I don't

999
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 15: I don't know what to say. I'm kind of weirded

1000
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 15: out by this whole thing.

1001
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 14: Honestly, look what you did.

1002
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 3: This.

1003
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 4: You could think of it as a romantic right. Do

1004
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 4: you want somebody romantic?

1005
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 6: You want somebody who will go the extra mile for you?

1006
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 4: You know, next your guy. And the thing is is like, man.

1007
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 6: Can you imagine being told right after you kiss somebody

1008
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 6: that like, hey, by the way, I'm going to.

1009
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 4: See other people Like that would be a big blow.

1010
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 6: And you know what, Nick has enough confidence to be like,

1011
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 6: you know what, that's okay.

1012
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 4: I'm cool with that.

1013
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 15: I would have told him earlier, but I just didn't

1014
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 15: know how to tell him or what to tell him.

1015
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 4: Maybe you should just like included on your dating app.

1016
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you want to do here, Bud?

1017
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 16: Do you want to Well, first, I just want to

1018
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 16: say that, like, I'm someone who pays attention. One of

1019
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 16: the things we talked about on our date was love languages, right,

1020
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 16: And I remember her saying that her love languages were

1021
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 16: words of affirmation and physical touch, right. And so I

1022
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 16: just want you to know, I'm going to know the phone.

1023
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 16: You're so smart and so pretty and just an all

1024
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 16: around wonderful human being. And you know what I want

1025
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 16: you to do. I want you to imagine I'm hugging you.

1026
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 3: You do the other two guys pretend to hug you

1027
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 3: through the phone, Elizabeth will giving you compliments.

1028
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

1029
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 15: Ah, well, I don't know if those guys are as

1030
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 15: weird as he is.

1031
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 2: But you're right that I think the word you were

1032
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 2: going for was sweet.

1033
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, weird can be good.

1034
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 5: Yeah maybe Jeff and I hugged for you.

1035
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: That's just Jose really desperate for like.

1036
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 5: A long time.

1037
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, love language.

1038
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 5: We just want to help. Come on, you guys should

1039
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 5: go out.

1040
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 4: Again one more time, see if you can move up

1041
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 4: to number two.

1042
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet, I bet Nick would be a really

1043
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 2: good boyfriend again.

1044
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 4: She doesn't want that a.

1045
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 2: Really good guy to date?

1046
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, I don't think so.

1047
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 16: Sorry, if it's about like not knowing if I'm good enough,

1048
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 16: you know, you talk about, you know, dating other people,

1049
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 16: I've dated other people. I'd give you references with my ex.

1050
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 2: No, don't do references, bro, Actually I would like that. No,

1051
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: let's do that. Let's let's call it.

1052
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 3: Let's call some of Nick's x's on the line right

1053
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 3: now and have them sing nicks praises.

1054
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 16: I'm down's it.

1055
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 6: I don't think you want to know what your exes

1056
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 6: are really going to say about you, Nick.

1057
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 15: You don't need to do that. You don't need to

1058
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 15: give it anymore.

1059
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 16: I don't want to. I don't want to give up.

1060
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 2: I don't.

1061
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 16: I don't like what is your like?

1062
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 8: How is it?

1063
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 16: How would I send you something? What's your address? Can

1064
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 16: sit like an edible.

1065
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 6: Runs Nobody wants edible fruit as a flower arranged right?

1066
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 16: Wait, look, I just need to know are you allergic

1067
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 16: in your fruit? You know? And it'll be a perfect arrangement.

1068
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 6: Oh boy, Nick, I think you're falling down the list.

1069
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 6: You sound kind of desperate.

1070
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 2: Look at the effort that he's willing to go just

1071
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 2: to get one more date with you.

1072
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 18: Yes, all the fruits, Nick, I wish you the best.

1073
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 15: You're a really great guy. But like I said, I

1074
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 15: just need to focus on the other two right now.

1075
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 15: But good luck out there. You're gonna make someone really happy.

1076
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: And often you hear that one's rookie Jeff in the morning. Okay,

1077
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 3: so that second date didn't quite work out, but it

1078
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 3: should be proof to all the ladies listening out there

1079
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 3: that good guys do still exist.

1080
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: They're playing with hot wheels.

1081
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 3: And nurse blasters and giving you hugs through the phone

1082
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 3: and sending big baskets of fruit to where you live.

1083
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like he just couldn't get the hint.

1084
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: And she was pretty direct, you know, the nice guys

1085
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 4: still finished last year.

1086
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 7: Due even if there's like she's like, I'm willing to

1087
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 7: have multiple boyfriends and you're still at.

1088
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 4: The most, it proves what you think it proves, Jeffy.

1089
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 4: I think the girls that's a good try.

1090
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 3: I think she's gonna come back twelve, thirteen, fifteen years

1091
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,959
Speaker 3: from now and be like I should have said yes

1092
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 3: to guy number three.

1093
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 4: I don't think she'll probably ever remember.

1094
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, she'll be on her like fourth Yeah.

1095
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if you want to have a phone call

1096
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 3: that you want to instantly forget, you know, the show, Yeah,

1097
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: we'll call the person who isn't calling you.

1098
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 9: Back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1099
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 3: Not that it's a competition, but who do you think

1100
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 3: is the most romantic person on the morning show?

1101
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 4: Oh? On our show?

1102
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to say me.

1103
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: I think I agree, I think easily it's I mean,

1104
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 3: this is a man who sets the mood by plugging

1105
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 3: his plastic Christmas tree lights?

1106
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 5: Int I do that?

1107
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 3: Who will offer to microwave his dates pepperoni hot pocket

1108
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 3: for her?

1109
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 7: Yes, Any ladies out there, if you ever come to

1110
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 7: Bears house and then to really make it steamy, He'll

1111
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,959
Speaker 7: be the little spoon while he forces her to watch

1112
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 7: his latest three hour twitch string.

1113
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 3: Yeah you telling me you can beat that Brook.

1114
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 4: I thought some of my things would have won.

1115
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 3: But he is the king of romance on the show.

1116
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 3: Even jose will admit he is nothing compared to the

1117
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 3: hopeless romantics you're gonna find on Craigslist.

1118
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 6: Okay, they also refer to themselves as Papa bears, but there's.

1119
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 3: Only one be You're gonna hear why when we read

1120
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 3: their entries of lost love in a brand new Craigslist

1121
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 3: misconnection that's coming up right after.

1122
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 9: This city Misconnections, that was me staring.

1123
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 3: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1124
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 3: One is an aisle sixteen of Walmart when you both

1125
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 3: reach for the same tube of a mulcified cheeseburger paste.

1126
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 3: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1127
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 3: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,

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Speaker 3: titled love at First Audit Man for Woman thirties Starbucks

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00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 3: Downtown says you cute barista, long dark hair, peanut shaped earrings,

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00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 3: and a smile that could make me blush from the

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Speaker 3: waist down.

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00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 4: What you don't want to be blushing down there?

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Speaker 9: Buddy?

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00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, me, tall guy with a blue suit covered in

1136
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 3: mystery stains. I didn't disclose this to you in person,

1137
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 3: but I'm an IRS agent who was on my break,

1138
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 3: and I tried to make conversation by asking, if you

1139
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 3: declare all your tips on your taxes.

1140
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 6: You may have just found the most unsexy job he

1141
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 6: ever existed.

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00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 3: You replied, I have to do that.

1143
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 2: Pretty funny joke, joking, weren't you?

1144
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 3: I think you were anyway, I continue to flirt by

1145
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 3: explaining the differences from this year's tax code to last

1146
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 3: year's and how economic diversity can play into each submission we.

1147
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 4: Receive, you say, submission.

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00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 3: I got the vibe that we were connecting because I

1149
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 3: thought you were taking all that info down, But then

1150
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 3: I realized you were just writing my name on my cup.

1151
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 14: Oh job.

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00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 3: Bottom line, we have a lot in common. We both

1153
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,240
Speaker 3: have stains on our workout fits, and we both deal

1154
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 3: with money.

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00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no reason you should have stains on a

1156
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 6: muddy workout fit.

1157
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 3: If you see this, Let's discuss the wonders of tax

1158
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 3: evasion over a mohito or two.

1159
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,319
Speaker 4: Wait. Wait, God, he's for it.

1160
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: That's signing.

1161
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 3: Leo and then in parentheses the three legged tax man.

1162
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 2: Oh I see what he did there.

1163
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next misconnection titled I'll be your

1164
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 3: Greek freak woman for man thirties Mediterranean food truck.

1165
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:29,439
Speaker 4: Oh my god, already is that bad?

1166
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 3: I want me to You were the authentic Greek man

1167
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 3: who helps me with my order yesterday. I say authentic

1168
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 3: because I could smell the olive oil dripping from your

1169
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 3: hair as.

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00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 2: You handed me back my chain. But here, little do

1171
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 2: you don't remember?

1172
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 3: I was the heavy set brunette with the tan hoodie

1173
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 3: that said on the front, it's a beautiful day to

1174
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 3: leave me alone.

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00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 2: I'm in retrospect.

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00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 3: That was a mistake because I wanted you to do

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00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 3: the opposite.

1178
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 4: It does send a message don't talk to me.

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00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I approach. I want you to maybe get in

1180
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: my business.

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00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 4: Sorry, we direct today.

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00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 3: After I ordered, you told me to wait by the

1183
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 3: picnic table for my name to be called out, So

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00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 3: I did.

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00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 2: Boy, was that a mistake?

1186
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 4: Why?

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00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 3: It was just me and a suzeki saw squirt bottle,

1188
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 3: and every time you turned back to talk with the cook,

1189
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 3: I squirted some directly.

1190
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 2: In my mouth. One time I missed that it got

1191
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 2: all over my Hoodie.

1192
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 3: Came it, came back to the window, and you handed

1193
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 3: me a handful of napkins, then winked at me, saying

1194
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 3: you had to take a leak.

1195
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 4: What. I don't think that was a metaphor.

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00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 3: The cook ended up bringing up my hero, and as

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00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 3: I was driving away, I saw you relieving yourself behind

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00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 3: a tree. It was really Apparently your hair isn't the

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Speaker 3: only thing that's Greek.

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Speaker 12: That mean.

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00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 3: I came back today to see you again, but I

1202
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 3: was disappointed to find a taco truck in your spot.

1203
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 3: Gringo Star. I still ordered from them, but I couldn't

1204
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,959
Speaker 3: stop thinking about you.

1205
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 2: That sign olive sign o, It's meant to be Wow Fate.

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00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled Romance Lance and his Fresh

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Speaker 3: pair of pants.

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00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 2: Please tell ma for twenties laundromat.

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00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: I was the swollen college dude with gray sweats and

1210
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 3: a yellow tank top. You were the cute blonde in

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00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 3: the Baylor sweatshirt, sitting on the dryer reading Al Gore's

1212
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Speaker 3: An Inconvenient Truth.

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Speaker 4: Oh this is so college.

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Speaker 2: I'll be hunted.

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00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 3: I thought you were adorable and I did in an opener,

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00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 3: and thinking about it almost hurt my brain. Oh could

1217
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 3: I jokingly try to convince you that climate change is

1218
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 3: a hoax then end up in a secret tickle fight?

1219
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 4: Secret tickle fighter is not what you're gonna get.

1220
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 3: No, maybe not, So I went with a different approach.

1221
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,479
Speaker 3: I flashed my wicked smile at you and then asked

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00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 3: if I could borrow a dryer sheet. You handed me one,

1223
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 3: and then you watched in awe as I rubbed it

1224
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: on my pits. No, I told you I saw that

1225
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 3: trick on Good Morning America once because I watched it

1226
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: with my mom in high school.

1227
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 4: Hey, we could have gone just with TikTok or something.

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00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 2: Hopefully that was a turn on me being close with

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Speaker 2: my mom and all.

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Speaker 4: Oh, doesn't tend to be.

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00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 2: You were tough to read.

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00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 3: So I just walked around the laundromat in a circle

1233
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 3: for the next twenty minutes, passing you frequently.

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00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 2: One time you looked up from your book and I

1235
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 2: smiled again and said, just get my steps in.

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00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 3: Oh, as you were folding, I wrote my number down

1237
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 3: and slipped it into your hamper.

1238
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 2: But so far, no call shock. I'm not worried.

1239
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,879
Speaker 3: Though you probably don't have a cell phone because it's

1240
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 3: quote bad for the environment.

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00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 4: That she would probably say that.

1242
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 3: And if you see this borrow of friends and let's

1243
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 3: kick it.

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00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 6: Oh wow, that signed dubin I smell dub dowdy fresh.

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00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 18: Yeah.

1246
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 2: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

1247
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1248
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 3: Got another first time player on the line for Wyn

1249
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 3: Brooks Bucks.

1250
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 2: It's Ashley from Federal Way. Ashley.

1251
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 3: On a scale of one to one thousand, how nervous

1252
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 3: are you for your first time against Brook?

1253
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 16: I like twenty two?

1254
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, not may not nervous at all?

1255
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why are you always so common life? What's your secret?

1256
00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 4: I stress?

1257
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 12: Stress?

1258
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 4: You stress? Or maybe you just don't understand what's going

1259
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 4: on right now?

1260
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's very possible.

1261
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 4: Good to me.

1262
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio

1263
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 3: while that happens. Ashley, you know the game's played. You

1264
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 3: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1265
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1266
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1267
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 9: Yes?

1268
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 3: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is

1269
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: National Fried Chicken day. What is Colonel Sanders real name

1270
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 3: Sandy Sanders, Harlan Sanders, or Ajax Sanders. Sandy Sanders Rawlings

1271
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 3: is the official brand that makes the balls for what sport.

1272
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 16: Tennis?

1273
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 2: What are the three colors of the United Kingdom.

1274
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 16: Flag, red, blue, and yellow.

1275
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 3: Augustus was the first ruler of what ancient empire pat

1276
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 3: In the culinary world? What Italian word is used to

1277
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,439
Speaker 3: describe a pasta that isn't fully cooked all the way

1278
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 3: al dente? All right, got those answers in Brook is

1279
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 3: going to come back in the studio, and you got

1280
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 3: any summer plans coming up?

1281
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 12: Ashley, I just got back from Hawaii sport.

1282
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 4: I just heard which island we went.

1283
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 3: To on a scale of one to one thousand, How

1284
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 3: much did you enjoy?

1285
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually the secret to why you're so chill. Yeah,

1286
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 4: we're still on Hawaii time.

1287
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 5: You know Hawaii?

1288
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Brooke, you could use a trip to Hawaii, I.

1289
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 4: Know, like a sabbatical.

1290
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we can ask management for one's I've been here.

1291
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should do.

1292
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 2: The show from Hawaii.

1293
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 5: I love it.

1294
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 8: We could do the show right now and continue the game.

1295
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 3: Oh that's true that we're still working. Okay, Okay, let's finish, Brook.

1296
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 2: Here we go.

1297
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Fried Chicken Day.

1298
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 3: What is Colonel Sanders real name Sandy Sanders, Harlan Sanders

1299
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 3: or Ajax Sanders. Harln Rawling is the official brand that

1300
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 3: makes the balls for what sports? What are the three

1301
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 3: colors of the United.

1302
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 2: Kingdom flag, red, white, and blue.

1303
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 3: Augustus was the first ruler of what ancient empire? In

1304
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 3: the culinary world, what Italian word is used to describe

1305
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 3: a pasta that isn't fully cooked all the way? Okay, okay,

1306
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 3: got those answers in.

1307
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to the score one and see how

1308
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 2: you did with Jose.

1309
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that's my jam Ashley from Federal Away.

1310
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 12: You got one correct today, by.

1311
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you live in Federal Away, which has like

1312
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 7: the best Mongolian grill in the state to whatever that

1313
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 7: Mongolian grill is, by the commons.

1314
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: I grew up around there, and.

1315
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 4: Bruh, you got four.

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01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 3: Rough go your first time, Ashley, But let's go the

1317
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 3: answers here. Today is National Fried Chicken Day. Colonel Sanders

1318
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 3: real name is Harland Sanders. He was an interesting guy.

1319
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 3: He shot someone yeah, he quite a weird light. You

1320
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 3: should read about it. It's Rawling's the official brand that

1321
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 3: makes the balls for Major League Baseball. The United Kingdom

1322
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 3: has three colors in their flag, red, white, and blue.

1323
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 5: That's like a I to think of it, I'm like.

1324
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 6: Oh, I feel like you say, red, white, and blue

1325
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 6: for most countries, not real original.

1326
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 3: Augustus was the first ruler of the Roman Empire. In

1327
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 3: the culinary world, the Italian word to describe pasta that

1328
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 3: isn't fully cooked is not al dante dante.

1329
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 2: It's al dente.

1330
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 4: Dente. Okay, I said it a little wrong.

1331
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 3: You still what you said in Italy is actually highly.

1332
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 2: Astley. Unfortunately, can't give you any money here, but just

1333
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 2: for playing, we're.

1334
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 3: Gonna send you a twenty five dollars gift card to Sephorah.

1335
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 4: I love Sephora.

1336
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,959
Speaker 3: Everybody does because at Sephorah Belvy Square you can enjoy

1337
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 3: a shopping experience where all are welcome and what makes

1338
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 3: you unique is celebrated.

1339
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 2: Plus, you're gonna get your beauty.

1340
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 3: In two hours, whether you buy online or pick it

1341
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 3: up in the store.

1342
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 4: No you can't, No, you can't.

1343
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,439
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Just beautify yourself and call it a day. Thank

1344
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 2: you so much for playing. We'll be back to do

1345
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow