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Speaker 1: now at patreon dot com. Slash Jenkins and Jones so

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Speaker 1: funny man speaking of people with impeccable comedic instincts. Jerry

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Speaker 1: Jones traded micro parsons yesterday. Uh, Tyler, how how are

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys fans in proximity receiving your commentary? Brother?

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I texted my own boy Todd like long

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Speaker 2: Cowboys fan, my nigga dog, and you know, we we go.

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Speaker 2: And the funny shit is with both you and c

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Speaker 2: basketball fans. You know, I used to be a diehard

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Speaker 2: Uniting basketball fan, but I kind of fell out the

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Speaker 2: college and he's a Cowboys fan. I'm a Washington fan.

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Speaker 2: So it would be like every fall we at each

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Speaker 2: other's fucking next just planning, talking ship and then when

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Speaker 2: like you know, march masters all around, we're fucking brother.

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Speaker 2: We're in the brotherhood again, and shit right, so that's

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Speaker 2: my dog. But yeah, that's my dog. I texted him.

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Speaker 2: I texted him the news with just a million laughing emojis,

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Speaker 2: my nigga call me. He found out from you because

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Speaker 2: DVA on Twitter. He might not have known. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 2: yeah he and on Twitter, so I might have broke

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Speaker 2: the news. My dog called me and he told me

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Speaker 2: he was done with the cowy. This man was dead serious,

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Speaker 2: he said. He he said he is changing his allegiance

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Speaker 2: to the Ravens. He was like, they got a black quarterback.

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Speaker 2: He was legitimately mapping up the legitims, right, because because

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Speaker 2: in the in the networking area where at right, like

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Speaker 2: all the Commanders games come on and on Fox, right,

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Speaker 2: like that is the home team, and our see team

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Speaker 2: is the Ravens. Right, so we get, you know, a

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Speaker 2: bunch of Ravens games on CBS. So he's like, he's like,

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Speaker 2: you know, we get all the Ravens games. He's like,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Baltmoyn. But two hours or

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Speaker 2: so from here, he was like, they got a black quarterback.

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Speaker 2: I did get behind. I'm rocking with the Ravens. My

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Speaker 2: dog said this, he said, he said, if ain't nobody

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Speaker 2: gonna boycott the Cowboys, I'm a boycott them. He said,

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Speaker 2: I'm really done with these dudes.

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Speaker 1: That's incredible.

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Speaker 2: I just it's it's listen. I was legitimately surprize, like

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Speaker 2: like we discussed before, and I was like, this is

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Speaker 2: just Jerry being stupid, doing the same shitty there with

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Speaker 2: Seedee Lamb with Dak where he plays hardball and folds

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Speaker 2: and wastes everybody's time. But I was legitimately shocked that

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Speaker 2: he was this dumb to trade the the all things

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Speaker 2: considered the best player on his roster and not to

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Speaker 2: he didn't even send this motherfucker like Cleveland. You sent

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Speaker 2: him to the Packers, like a playoff team that you

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Speaker 2: were gonna have to go through to win the NFC,

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Speaker 2: A playoff team that came to your house and beat

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Speaker 2: the fuck out you last season. Bro, Like he traded

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Speaker 2: them to them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I could subscribed it just an NFC

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Speaker 1: North television channel, bro that see North ISA be fucking

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Speaker 1: crazy this year. Yeah, I'm excited. And they play also

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Speaker 1: to your point, they're also playing the Packers in the

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Speaker 1: fourth week, so like, people are still gonna be fucking

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Speaker 1: pissed at you by the time he actually plays against

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys, bro, Like crazy, that's a look, all right.

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Speaker 1: The other big news of the week, we didn't talk

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Speaker 1: about it. Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swifter engaged fellas love wins.

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Speaker 2: Love wins then then if they captured, there's that ship.

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Speaker 2: Like your English teacher and your gym teacher getting married

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Speaker 2: and everyone like like boo, like did people do that?

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Speaker 1: I'm happy, yeah, because that actually made me mad. Bro,

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Speaker 1: Like these teachers out here making fucking six dollars an hour,

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Speaker 1: Like don't fucking don't stolen valor being an English teacher