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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty, and I said, no guests, your presences presents,

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Speaker 1: and I already had too much stuff. So how did

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Speaker 1: you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to? I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Winegar. This

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Speaker 2: is I said no gifts and I'm Bridger Wineger. I

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Speaker 2: hope you're wearing your favorite shirt, and if you're not,

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Speaker 2: maybe take a minute and go put that on. I

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Speaker 2: don't want you looking bad. I want you looking and

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Speaker 2: feeling your best while you're listening, because right now I'm

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Speaker 2: about to introduce one of my all time favorites, just

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Speaker 2: the funniest man. Yes, Sir Leicester, Yes, sir, welcome to.

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Speaker 2: I said no gifts, Ri number one.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me, And your voice

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Speaker 3: is so regal that it almost reads a sarcastic crowd.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, all right, I secretly hate him. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Sir Leicester, Hi, wow, this is exciting. I mean, so

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Speaker 2: you are the first remote recording we've done. We recorded

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Speaker 2: sixteen episodes before the world blew up, and those have

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Speaker 2: been airing and I've been dragging my feet as far

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Speaker 2: as this scenario goes, because for obvious reasons, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to be talking to someone on the but we're

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Speaker 2: just going to do it. And here you are, and

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Speaker 2: you're or You're in my bedroom, I'm in your closet,

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Speaker 2: and we're in our listener's ears. And you before the

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Speaker 2: podcast began, you've indicated that you're you just bought some

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Speaker 2: new motion lights for your closet, which I experience while

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Speaker 2: watching you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I for those of you that can't see clearly,

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Speaker 3: if I stop moving, the lights go out, so me

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Speaker 3: completely dark, which has got to be stupid and confusing.

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Speaker 4: Like, what a stupid, confusing time.

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Speaker 2: I'm hoping that the next time the light comes back

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Speaker 2: on your throat is slid. I've just witnessed a murder.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I red that. I mean it sincerely with all

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Speaker 3: my heart. It would be worth it.

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Speaker 4: It would really be so I wish I would have.

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Speaker 3: Had I even remotely thought about that, I would have

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Speaker 3: hired someone to kill me today.

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Speaker 2: Oh, listen to the episode of the podcast where Yes

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Speaker 2: Or is Murder?

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Speaker 3: It would be funny if I got murdered like two

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Speaker 3: minutes in and then you kept going.

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Speaker 2: Just some other things on my mind. Ye, yes, Or

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Speaker 2: has been crushed by a chandelier.

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Speaker 4: From Jake Wiseman's old chop.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot he worked in a chandelier's

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Speaker 2: story story. Yeah, yes, sir. We've known for a while.

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Speaker 2: We knew each other over the internet for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but yeah, like in the last year or so,

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Speaker 2: I've actually gotten to know each other. We work yeah,

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Speaker 2: Black Monday. Yeah, but I mean, I think the thing

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Speaker 2: to get into this too much. The things we don't like.

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Speaker 3: Oh buddy, there's TV shows we hate, there's songs we hate,

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's an encycloped of things to dislike.

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Speaker 3: I'll say this one thing that I genuinely and I like.

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Speaker 3: It's hard because you never want to be the person

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Speaker 2: is the new stuff that nobody that is bad. Like

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Speaker 3: My girlfriend Chelsea, who you also know, will We'll be

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Speaker 2: We'll just get into it. I feel like there are

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Speaker 2: But outside of it, something I wanted to talk to

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Speaker 2: to is I believe you bought a sewing machine. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I want to hear about the sewing. I've been dying

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Speaker 3: And then a week later was my birthday and she's like, surprise, guys, and.

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Speaker 3: So I like I learned how to make like a

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Speaker 3: to like make face masks.

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Speaker 2: Who did you lend it to the face mask factory?

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Speaker 4: I this is this is not an exaggeration.

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Speaker 3: So in uh so my my sister's birthday not this

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Speaker 2: I slightly dangerous exchange of a sewing machine.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean like it was so crazy because it

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Speaker 3: But uh, anyway, yeah, so he has it right now?

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Speaker 2: So do do you have any idea and it's going

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Speaker 4: It just literally not a clue? That a clue.

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Speaker 3: I was like once we left those like do we

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Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah. Did you have you received any masks

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Speaker 2: Bare minimum got the machine.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, your skills are just eroding.

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, Like I think about it a lot

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Speaker 2: The only sewing I've done was in seventh grade in

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Speaker 2: Do you know what that is?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I was terrible. I mean I was like,

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Speaker 2: but that's a lovely sewing I've done.

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Speaker 3: It's so, I mean, so you have enough experience to

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Speaker 3: Like so each time we take the class.

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Speaker 4: It's like the first twenty minutes, they're like, okay, do this.

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Speaker 3: So now it's like I truly like when he gives

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Speaker 3: this is just yours because it just it's so intimidating.

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Speaker 2: And it's a little scary too because you're fit. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's like kind of dangerous. Your fingers are down there

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Speaker 3: Fully, the first time I did it, like it didn't

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Speaker 3: to get my finger to do something and literally did

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Speaker 3: the exact thing you described. Was like foot comes down,

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Speaker 4: And I was just like, Oh, did.

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Speaker 2: You have to go to the hospital or anything.

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Speaker 4: No, because it wasn't.

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Speaker 3: I was just like, you know, sewing needles are relatively small.

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Speaker 3: You kind of just throw some feroxide up in there.

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Speaker 4: I throw some super glue over it to seal that hole.

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Speaker 2: So had you done any sewing before this?

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Speaker 4: For a little bit. Then you flash fry shaved Brussels sprouts.

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Speaker 3: It's just like I'm kind of just like a middle

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Speaker 3: But she's not domestic as the term right, She's not

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Speaker 3: The idea of like having to do that with like

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Speaker 4: It's crazy, the craziest thing. That's what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 3: So, like, so that's like my mom's single whatever or

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Speaker 4: You know what are we gonna eat? Can I go

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Speaker 4: to so and So's house? Like? Well?

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Speaker 3: And I was like it really, I gotta say, like

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Speaker 2: this is if I'm wrong. Did you work at best Buy?

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Speaker 4: Oh? No, you are absolutely correct.

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Speaker 3: I worked at the best Buy on Santa Monica and

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Speaker 3: the Libreall.

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Speaker 2: I only ask because I also worked at best Buy.

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Speaker 3: I truly there's and I mean this sincerely, Like I

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Speaker 3: He deserves to be happy and be respected. So when

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Speaker 3: not like anybody who was proud of their job, any job.

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Speaker 4: I don't care what it is.

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Speaker 3: If Lebron James is like I'm proud to be a

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Speaker 4: Is my pet peeve.

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Speaker 3: And the one thing I'll say is that best Buy

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Speaker 3: really wanted you to be proud. Oh yeah, And I

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Speaker 3: was like, you're just you're never going to get this

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Speaker 4: You got to move on.

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Speaker 2: That's a huge ask.

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Speaker 4: Wait, what can I ask? What department you worked on?

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Speaker 2: I was like a cashier.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, you're up product.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where were you?

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Speaker 4: So I was I.

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Speaker 3: Was technically in DEI, which said for digital images. But

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Speaker 3: when people just like cause best Buy is also one

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Speaker 4: Just like, uh, you're gonna work. You know, at these

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Speaker 3: So when that happened, then they would like put me

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Speaker 3: on cashier up front. But like it was, I'll say, like, dude,

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Speaker 3: I've been lactose in tolerant pretty much my whole life,

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00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 3: but when I moved to LA it switched from being like,

439
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 3: oh my tummy hurts to being full blown like cystic acne.

440
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 3: So I was like working in best Buy, my face

441
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 3: hurt because I was just ravaged in pimples selling digital cameras,

442
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 3: and I was like, I am literally the person that

443
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 3: I hate, like.

444
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 4: Just like a door covered an acne, being like you

445
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 4: should get a cannon five.

446
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: It's just like, so, what how long were you there for?

447
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 4: I worked there for like a year.

448
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 3: I remember specifically, you know, it was a little less

449
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 3: than a year because I started. Oh I I started

450
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 3: in December and it was Christmas time, and then I

451
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 3: quit after the following like Black Friday.

452
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 2: Wow, so you were Black Friday?

453
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like I read, yeah, I originally got it

454
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 3: because I was like I just need like a holiday job.

455
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: And then I kind of just like okay whatever, and

456
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 3: then oh yeah, they they called me and I'll never

457
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 3: forget this.

458
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 4: They called me in at three thirty in the morning.

459
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 4: I was like what, who cares? Who cares?

460
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 3: And I get there and they were just like you

461
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 3: gotta like they were literally talking to me like again

462
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,360
Speaker 3: as if we were on the front lines of COVID,

463
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 3: like you gotta be ready, like this is yes, sir,

464
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 3: You've never seen anything like this.

465
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 2: This is exactly what happened to me. We had to

466
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 2: be there at like three am on Black Friday, and

467
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 2: I'm not getting Our general manager said this is gonna

468
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 2: be war. But the bullets aren't real bullets, they're rubber bullets.

469
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 2: It's like, well, what are we talking about? And I

470
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 2: remember my coworker leaning over and saying, I think he's

471
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 2: going to have an aneurysm. He was like shouting at

472
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 2: us like we were about to storm norm. I mean,

473
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 2: it was crazy. And then and then of course it's

474
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 2: just like you're standing for nine hours checking out computers, right, No,

475
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 2: this's just this isn't war. This is just ye still working.

476
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 3: People who wanted season two of Arrested Development on DVD

477
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 3: for eight.

478
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 4: Dollars, like that's all.

479
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 3: It was like, I kept like scanning DVDs and then

480
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 3: like at the end they were just like, oh my god,

481
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 3: like our sales are through the roof. I'm like again,

482
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 3: you have to understand I don't care. And then I

483
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 3: found I was like I just can't do this anymore,

484
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 3: Like I'm out, so I like quit. But I like

485
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 3: weirdly met Seth Green working there and just straight up

486
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 3: ass and I was like, well, you make me an

487
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 3: intern on Robot Chicken and he.

488
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 2: Was like yeah, oh my God, that's incredible.

489
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, so it was like it definitely had

490
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 3: a plus to it, Like there are so many like

491
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 3: because I'll say this, I don't know, I don't think

492
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 3: we've ever talked about this, Like are you still impressed

493
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 3: by seeing celebrities or not?

494
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 2: No, absolutely you're not. I think that. I think there

495
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: are probably some that I truly love that if I

496
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 2: saw them, I would be impressed, but otherwise it doesn't

497
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: really do anything for me.

498
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 4: Interest are you? Okay? Wait, who would impress or not

499
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:18,479
Speaker 4: impress you? Who would you be? Like, Oh, I'm kind

500
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 4: of starstruck right now?

501
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 2: Do you know who I was thinking about recently? Andre

502
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 2: three thousand? Okay, I would be dazzled. I'd be like

503
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: that's like a legend and like also kind of like

504
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: a magical like hermit who right, yeah, yeah, no one

505
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: sees right. But like as far as actors and stuff,

506
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm I'm also bad at I mean

507
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 2: maybe Laura Dern, Okay, I'd be I would be like, oh.

508
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 4: That's cool, Oh but see to me, Laura Dern is

509
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 4: like such a legend. Like I would be.

510
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 3: Like, oh right, Flora d you know, But my problem

511
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 3: is is that I it's not everyone, but like you know,

512
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 3: I'm Seth Green and kind of was like told everyone

513
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 3: I saw I saw a Shanti's mom at a seven

514
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 3: eleven and literally told everyone at my hometown.

515
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 4: I told everyone, was like you'll never guess.

516
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 3: There was like, okay, Also, how do you know what

517
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 3: a Shanzi's mom looks like?

518
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

519
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 3: So I still weirdly, there's like a part of me

520
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 3: that like loves that kind of stuff, Like, dude, this

521
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: is this is a sad one.

522
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 4: But like I was at.

523
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 3: I went to a restaurant a few months ago and

524
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 3: as we were walking in, I don't know if you're

525
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: a shark tank guy, Oh of course, Okay, mister Wonderful

526
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 3: was walking out with Laurie and Barbara and Robert. It

527
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 3: was like everyone but Damon and uh Mark, And I

528
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 3: was like this, this is objectively cool to me.

529
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, that's the Avengers. That's crazy. Why

530
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 2: are they? That's crazy that they're seeing each other at

531
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 2: all off of work.

532
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 3: They must have truly, it must have been that thing,

533
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 3: you know, where you're just all working and then you're like,

534
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 3: should we just all go eat?

535
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 4: Literally right now? Where none of us see each other ever.

536
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: Again, Like, I just assume everyone in entertainment secretly hates

537
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: each other and like does not want to see them

538
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: outside of work. So that's shocking to me.

539
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that, I think we both know that

540
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 4: to be true.

541
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 3: But also sometimes we're just like, look, we're all headed

542
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 3: the same way.

543
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 4: Should we very.

544
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 2: Tired, We've just bought a lot of new ideas. Let's

545
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: set out. Also, I know you go ahead?

546
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 4: No, no, no, go.

547
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, sir, you're the guest. I want you to go ahead.

548
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

549
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 3: Okay, last thing was there's a very interesting shark chaink

550
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 3: blog that tells you all of the companies they actually

551
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 3: ended up investing in or if they actually tried to

552
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 3: launch them or not, and you'd be shocked if they

553
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 3: like make the deal on camera, just never give the

554
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 3: people their money, never contact them again.

555
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, how does that crazy thing? It's this crazy thing

556
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 4: where it's like.

557
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 3: Technically they're not signing a contract, but I think it's

558
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 3: Mark Burnett who show it is the producer. He gets

559
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 3: one percent of sales for everything that goes on Shark

560
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 3: Tank for the rest of their her business career.

561
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 4: It's crazy.

562
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 3: So it's like by very by very mention of like

563
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 3: Mark Cuban being like, okay, you got a deal. They're

564
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 3: essentially saying like, we might give it to you, but

565
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 3: this is going to help waunt you regardless.

566
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 4: It's crazy.

567
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's good to know. I mean, yeah, well,

568
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 2: if I'm like Wark Tank, I'm going to take a

569
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: contract with me, and I agree, and like I sign

570
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 2: it on.

571
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 3: Camp absolutely absolutely, because you know, because here's the thing is,

572
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 3: like you're like they if you watch it, you're like

573
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: they do between five and seven deals an episode, right,

574
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 3: which there's one hundred episodes. That means there should be

575
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: seven hundred companies. We're all like, oh, it's a shark Tank,

576
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 3: but there's not we know of four we know like

577
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 3: scrub Daddy, the Stuffed Bagels, Squatty Body, you know what

578
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 3: I mean.

579
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 4: Like, there's like.

580
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 2: No if they were really launching all of those companies,

581
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: the Shark Tank would literally be the cornerstone of American economy.

582
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: Like if the show got canceled, it would just creater.

583
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: I mean it already is. But that's crazy.

584
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.

585
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: Oh I want to see that blog.

586
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to check it out. It's wild.

587
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to take us off shark Tank topic,

588
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: but I do think there's something we need to talk about.

589
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 2: We do, yes, sir, the podcast is obviously called I

590
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: said no gifts right earlier today we saw each other

591
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: at a socially distant U socially safe distance.

592
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 4: Yes.

593
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: You came to my apartment building and I came down

594
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: to the lobby and you were holding a gift. Yes.

595
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: Is this something you and you've left it with me,

596
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: so I I assume you want me to open it.

597
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 4: Yes, and if you could do it now, that would

598
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 4: truly okay.

599
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: I'm fully willing to do this. It's in a blue bag.

600
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: It has some pink tissue. I did not. I was

601
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: tempted to peak while we waited to record, but did not.

602
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 2: So this is all very exciting. I'm gonna take it

603
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: out here. This isn't This is actually you've given me

604
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: a thoughtful gift, which is crazy. This is uh, you

605
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: gave me Kurt Vonnegut's Time Quake, which is an incredible book.

606
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh so you read it.

607
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: On your recommendation, but I read the e book, which

608
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: is just I don't think as valuable. You can't mark

609
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 2: up or anything, and this is a book which I

610
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 2: truly think has some beautiful life advice, and uh, it's

611
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 2: just it's one of his later books, so I don't

612
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: think people hear about it as much. But I was

613
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 2: truly bowled over by this. And you're a big Kurk Vonnegut.

614
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 3: Person, truly so and this is so this is one

615
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 3: of the things that we bonded over loving.

616
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 4: Vonnigat, right, But.

617
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, truly, I he's it's so weird because like,

618
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: I know, there's like, and I don't know about you,

619
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 3: but you know, there's like these people like and I

620
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 3: essentially call him like record store people who are like

621
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 3: I listen to this.

622
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 4: Song and I was nineteen, and.

623
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 3: You know, like they have like a story behind everything,

624
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, yeah, like yeah, it's a good song, you.

625
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: Know, but ultimately it's a song.

626
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,719
Speaker 3: It's a song, yeah, and I really love it and

627
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 3: like I get how it moves you, but like I

628
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 3: don't like me and Chelsea were actually kind of talking

629
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: about this too, but like I don't like when people

630
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 3: talk about music like the way they talk about food,

631
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 3: where they're like, oh, the the flavors of things like

632
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 3: stop stop, like you're ruining this thing I like. But

633
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: I will say Kurt Bonnigan is one of the few

634
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 3: people in the world where I'm like everything he does,

635
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: like really like shifts my thinking in a way that

636
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, it is so interesting, you know, so

637
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: a that that version of Time Quake has my favorite

638
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 3: cover that they've done for it, because it's gone through,

639
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 3: you know, right, tons of artistic covers, but that one

640
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 3: is my favorite one, which is one of the reasons

641
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 3: number two. Hardbound, I you know, felt like you actually, I.

642
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 4: Feel like there's something, there's something to be said about

643
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 4: and you're kind of just touched on it. There's something

644
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 4: to be said about reading a book and then putting

645
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 4: it away and having on display like that was an accomplishment.

646
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 4: I know, it's oh stupid.

647
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: I think it's great because again with the books, I'll

648
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: be like, I'll just forget that I read a book

649
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: and it'll just vanished from my mind.

650
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, truly, because it just feels like swiping like you're

651
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 3: like looking on Twitter or something and you're like, oh,

652
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: I guess technically that's an accomplishment, but it also went nowhere.

653
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 2: It feels like you didn't conquer anything.

654
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,239
Speaker 3: Right, and then the last thing, and this is like

655
00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 3: the you know, the bigger, bridger part of it is

656
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 3: that I feel like him and you and this is

657
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 3: this is gonna sound so loaded, but I mean it sincerely.

658
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 3: I think that there are only a few people in

659
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 3: the world that truly understand humor and not just like

660
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 3: joke joke, joke, joke, but I mean like the concept

661
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 3: of it and like how to like make something not

662
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 3: just funny, but analyze it in a way that like

663
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 3: it's it's like shell is humor and its interior is humor.

664
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 4: And I feel like you and him both do that

665
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 4: very well. I think it's like oh but like yeah,

666
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 4: I just so I And I also right now I

667
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 4: believe in like it's just there's just so much crap

668
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 4: out in the world, you know, there's every level.

669
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 3: It's just like I I just like, what's something that

670
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 3: like can I don't know. It feels like it means

671
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 3: something to the person that's getting it and means something

672
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: to me, but also was like not just crap it

673
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: like has a you know again, like you were saying,

674
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 3: like you actually look in that book and like, oh,

675
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 3: I remember this passage. And I also think that like

676
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 3: it's such a because for those of you who don't know,

677
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 3: it's it's a sci fi novel, but it's actually a

678
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: memoir and like he couches it in this really interesting way.

679
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 4: But it's like stuff like.

680
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 3: That where I'm like, I truly I am like, oh, that's

681
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 3: something like Bridger would do, and so like, I don't know,

682
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 3: I just felt like it felt.

683
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 4: Like the right thing to do.

684
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it truly is such a great book. And also

685
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 2: another thing that I love about Vonica that I think

686
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: you and I both agree on is like he comes

687
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 2: from a place that is not of privilege. He wants

688
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 2: everybody to enjoy. He's not trying to be the smartest person.

689
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: He just happens to be, but is willing to just

690
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:56,479
Speaker 2: make a thing for everybody, which is so fantastic. And yeah, yeah,

691
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 2: I just think this This book truly made me cry.

692
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 2: It's so yeah, there's that's really terrific. Yeah, are you

693
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 2: reading much lately?

694
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 4: I actually know.

695
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 3: What's so funny is that like when this started, I

696
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 3: was like, I'm going to read a book a week,

697
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 3: I'm going to get through it, blah blah blah. And

698
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 3: I truly like started a book a week and just

699
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 3: never got to it.

700
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 4: But I was starting. I was like, this is the one,

701
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 4: this is the one.

702
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 3: No, this is the one, but I will say the

703
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 3: one I'm almost done is uh, do you know who

704
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 3: Mary Roach is?

705
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: I know that name.

706
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 3: She she writes these really phenomenal like deep dive science books.

707
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 3: So they're all nonfiction, but like, uh, she's done a few.

708
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: I mean she's done like ten at this point, but

709
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 3: I've loved every single one of them. She wrote a

710
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 3: book called Spook Science Tackles Afterlife. It's great, Yeah, I'll, i'll,

711
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 3: I'll send you a copy that I have your address.

712
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 3: And she wrote another one called Packing for Mars. It's

713
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: about the history of space travel. Anyway, she's phenomenal. And

714
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 3: one of her earlier ones is this book called Golf

715
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: that's literally just about your digestive system and the history

716
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 3: of the science.

717
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 4: Of your digestic system. And it's like for you, yeah, yeah, truly.

718
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 3: So I've been reading it and I'm it's like the

719
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,959
Speaker 3: first one that I'm gonna be done with, and I'm like.

720
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 4: It's nice to like.

721
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 3: It's weird because like, especially in the things that we

722
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 3: do in the fields that we work in, you know,

723
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 3: like everyone's looking for like the next entertainment thing or

724
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 3: the show or the movie, and it's nice to kind

725
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 3: of just step back and be like all of it's crap,

726
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 3: Like let's let's and not that we all have to

727
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 3: learn something, but like we don't need to just stare

728
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 3: off into from our phone to our TV to our computer,

729
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like it would be nice

730
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 3: to look at paper, I guess for once. So that

731
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 3: part of it's been dope and like just you know,

732
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 3: learning stuff and like actually feeling like the again, because

733
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 3: I could have gotten the like you know, ebook version

734
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 3: of it, but I was just like a want I

735
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 3: feel like I accomplished something, and I swear to you

736
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 3: I retain things better if I read them off paper.

737
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's one hundred percent true. I think that's like

738
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: I've read studies about that. I think, oh really, yeah,

739
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, your mind just does not. Maybe it's

740
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 2: because it's easier to get distracted while looking at a

741
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: screen or something like for me, I'll be like the

742
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 2: fact that I can look up the definition of any

743
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 2: word on an ebook is so distracting because if I

744
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: like kind of know the definition of word and I

745
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: can just like use the context to get through the paragraph.

746
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, but I probably should learn the exact

747
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 2: thing and memorize it. And by the time I've memorized

748
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: the definition, I don't know what I'm reading about. I'm like, okay,

749
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 2: well and now I've learned a word, but have fully

750
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: lost what this book is. So it's uh.

751
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 4: That is so funny. That is so funny.

752
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, paper books are fantastic. I owned a lot of

753
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 2: books until we moved to New York a few years ago,

754
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 2: and then, like the moving back and forth, I was like,

755
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: until I'm set again, I'm not going to start collecting

756
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: books because right, hundreds of pounds of books that I've

757
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 2: read was difficult. But now I'm like, I'm in LA,

758
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 2: so I can start doing this again. It's a challenge

759
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: for sure.

760
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I got sorry.

761
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I was just going to ask you this book

762
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 2: you're you've read, do you have any fun tidbits you

763
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 2: can share anything you've learned.

764
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 4: From Time Quick in particular the Mery Roach.

765
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, yeah, I mean there's just so many

766
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 3: things you learned, Like so many people think that you're

767
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 3: like this is I mean, we can get graphic kind

768
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 3: of but not really really people think like your spit

769
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 3: is essentially just used to like moisturize your food and

770
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 3: break it down so I can get to your stomach

771
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: right or in actuality, your mouth is where fifty or

772
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 3: like forty five percent of your digestion takes place. Your

773
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 3: stomach is really only there to anti bacterialize your food.

774
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 3: But that's what your that's what your stomach ass it does, Yeah,

775
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 3: it really like and then and the rest of your

776
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 3: digestion takes place like small intestine, pancreas and all that stuff.

777
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 3: But like there's there again, like there's just so many

778
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: little like so many little things about. Like there was

779
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 3: a dude who there was a French fur trader or

780
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 3: French Canadian fur trader who was like in a store

781
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 3: or something ends up getting not in a brawl, but

782
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 3: something happens and he ends up getting shot in his

783
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 3: in his stomach directly into his stomach, and a doctor

784
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 3: comes to help him and he, instead of sewing the

785
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 3: whole upgoat figures out that he can make the whole

786
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 3: heel open and start using this guy to experiment on. Yeah,

787
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 3: so like there's there's this weird like I want to

788
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 3: like do a movie on.

789
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 4: It or something.

790
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 3: It's essentially like this fancy doctor keeps this poor guy

791
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: with a hole in his stomach in his home and

792
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 3: will just dip food into his stomach. How long it

793
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 3: takes to decompose you. It's crazy. There's so many crazy, stupid,

794
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 3: weird little things like I don't know, I mean, like

795
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 3: I go on and on and on, like you know,

796
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 3: the the what's the the pounds of pressure that like

797
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 3: a typical bird's gullet can excrete as like five hundred pounds.

798
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 3: Like it's crazy, yeah, truly, like it's so insane like anyway, Yeah,

799
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 3: it's just it's just been like so incredibly like eye opening.

800
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 3: It's just like dumb stuff like strawberries or a natural

801
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 3: teeth whitener.

802
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 2: Oh that's Strawberries are like a magical thing. I think

803
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 2: they don't get enough credit. They taste delicious, they're low sugar,

804
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 2: they do it, do it all, and they love.

805
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 3: And weirdly, like we all know that, like, uh, it

806
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 3: so much of your taste to smell and you know,

807
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, but it's really like seventy nine to

808
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: eighty five percent of smell is handling your taste. Oh,

809
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: and the rest of it is, dude, it is so weird,

810
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 3: like the experiments that they've placed on people where they

811
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 3: essentially will just like waft steak into a room, but

812
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 3: make you eat a piece of candy and it's like

813
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 3: your body physically will not react to the taste of

814
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 3: the sugar, Like.

815
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 4: Whoa, it's really weird.

816
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 3: The types of sali, like we have different types of

817
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 3: saliva and like it's it's crazy. Oh and the tasting

818
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 3: that you're doing isn't on your tongue, it's in like

819
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: you know that hole in the back of your mouth

820
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 3: where like your nose, your nose and throat and it's

821
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 3: all happening there.

822
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 2: Like it's really it's getting way more credit than it deserves.

823
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, except that it's the strongest muscle on the bottom.

824
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 2: Of course, of course. Yeah, that's great.

825
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 4: It's really weird. It's really, really, really weird.

826
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: I want to have the job of the person who's

827
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 2: just like blasting like hot beef smell into a room.

828
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 4: Well, it's crazy because they also talk about how they

829
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 4: do it with dogs and cats and like so dogs

830
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 4: are one like essentially one smell base, whereas cats are

831
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 4: like one percent taste based.

832
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 2: Makes sense with their personalities.

833
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so when they do when they create foods for pets,

834
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 3: like all they want to do is make it smell

835
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 3: good enough for dogs that doesn't also gross us out

836
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 3: because because dogs senses of smell are so good that

837
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 3: what actually would be appealing to them would repulse us,

838
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 3: like it would make our house smell to pung out.

839
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 3: So they essentially just spend their days trying to make

840
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 3: pet food that like we can withstand, but it's actually

841
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 3: dogs kind of hate it.

842
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 4: It's so crazy.

843
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: Corul for dogs.

844
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really crazy anyway, Wow, stuff like that.

845
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

846
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 2: Well, on the opposite end of books, something I need

847
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: to thank you for is which has just really gotten

848
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 2: us through quarantine is ninety Day Fiance.

849
00:42:59,040 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 4: Oh.

850
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: I mean I had heard a little bit about, you know,

851
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: over the years, and then I feel like last fall

852
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 2: you really started hitting on it, and I was like,

853
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 2: I need to Like, I felt like once a week

854
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 2: he were saying this man is the ugliest person I've

855
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 2: ever seen. I was like, Okay, it's time for me

856
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 2: to check out ninety Day Fiance. And we've now watched

857
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 2: five seasons and are now beginning season one of Before

858
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 2: the ninety Days. Oh, which is this show?

859
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,479
Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's I'll say this like, so I'm gonna

860
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 3: go out of way and thank my brother and his wife.

861
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 3: So they had been watching it, so, like, you know,

862
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 3: my brother's also a TV writer, right, and he weird

863
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 3: like he like doesn't enjoy anything that's written.

864
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 4: He's just like assured like a reality. So him and

865
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 4: his wife are just like these huge reality TV.

866
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 3: So they've been watching ninety Day for years and then

867
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 3: they got my mom to watch it because we have

868
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 3: like a family group threat and they're always like talking

869
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 3: back and forth. So we're finally like, okay, we'll watch

870
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 3: this stupid show. And we watched it. Did you see

871
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 3: the one with I think the first episode that really

872
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: made me like I'll never stop watching the show was

873
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: with Paul and Karini where he goes into the woods.

874
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 4: And then the Brazilian cops follow him in.

875
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: Wait, I recognize the name Karini. Wait this is before

876
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 2: the ninety Day, this is before the ninety Days. We're

877
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 2: watching this the guy who takes like ten giant storage

878
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,439
Speaker 2: things into Brazil, Yes, who's basically and then he makes

879
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: her take a pregnancy in an STD test and they

880
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 2: cannot communicate with each other. They literally are using his

881
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 2: phone to talk to each other.

882
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 3: Even though I just told you a bunch, it still

883
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 3: doesn't spoil what happens in a way that you're going

884
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 3: to wait, have you gotten to the part with him

885
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 3: swimming yet or no?

886
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: Yes, when he's basically in like a like a parachute

887
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 2: suit or something, swimming.

888
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 3: Around essentially afraid that a worm is going to crawl

889
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: and his wader.

890
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 4: Yes, the weirdest thing.

891
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,479
Speaker 2: Is the least appealing man on planet Earth.

892
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 3: Disgusting, disgusting, but also is on cameo, like you know,

893
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 3: every three months or so, we buy a cameo from

894
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 3: him for thirty dollars because he starts by saying, like

895
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 3: your name and what's up. But like every other cameo

896
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 3: on the planet Earth, they you know, they're done.

897
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 4: In like forty seconds, right top.

898
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 3: He's like, Okay, now let me show you my house.

899
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: The last one we ordered from him. He literally is like,

900
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 3: here's my anti colon cancer, uh screening test, Here's here

901
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 3: are the things I take to make sure I have

902
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 3: healthy bowel movement. I'm prompted and he's like he's like, uh, now,

903
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: say what's up to the people and they'll like point

904
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 3: the camera to Crany and she's like, just like she

905
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 3: doesn't know the language.

906
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 2: No, of course, neither has made any attempt to learn

907
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 2: the other's language.

908
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 4: It's crazy, baby, It's so insane.

909
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 3: But anyway, yes, I truly like there's there are things

910
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 3: they're doing now once you like catch up that you're

911
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,439
Speaker 3: kind of like, it feels like they they're a little

912
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:57,959
Speaker 3: too in.

913
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 4: On the joke, right.

914
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: I can't I can't get with it.

915
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 4: But there's still don't worry, there's still Helodeesterly.

916
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't imagine they're smart enough to be that

917
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 2: in on the joke, right, I mean, these people are insane.

918
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

919
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 2: This is also the season where the guy who manages

920
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: McDonald's use Spence's entire four day to go to the Philippines.

921
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 2: This man, it's like, what is happening in a person's brain?

922
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 2: It's crazy to me.

923
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 4: It's because the interesting thing about the show is that

924
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 4: you realize that, like, whereas emotions like exist on a

925
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 4: spectrum or sorry, that you realize that intentions exist on

926
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 4: a spectrum, emotions do not.

927
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 3: So a thing that happened to one person could be

928
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 3: a completely different thing that happened to another person, yet

929
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 3: they react the same, right, So like one of these

930
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 3: people will be like I lost my partner, like in

931
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 3: a fire or something super tragic.

932
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 4: You're like, oh my god.

933
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 3: And this other person will be like, I was a

934
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 3: dork and now i have thirty thousand dollars and I'm

935
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 3: going to go find my dream person.

936
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 4: In the Philippines.

937
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 3: And it's like both of them are like, I need

938
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 3: to find my dream person in the Philippines. One is

939
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 3: born of tragedy and one is born of like I

940
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 3: deserve this for being a nerd, Like it's so crazy.

941
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 2: It is so wild, and it truly is. Every season

942
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 2: there's at least one man who's like, I found a

943
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 2: woman in the Philippines. And they always say the same thing,

944
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 2: like they really value marriage there, which to me, the

945
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: translation is, oh, I found a woman. I can trap

946
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 2: because no one else will speak or talk to me

947
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,479
Speaker 2: because I am horrible. Yeah, and then about eighty percent

948
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 2: of the people on the show are coming out of Tampa.

949
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 2: And I mean, like I could go on and on.

950
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: It's just such a wild program to watch. I just

951
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 2: adore it, and I can't thank you enough for that.

952
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, anytime. I got more Rex already.

953
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 2: I think it's time to play a game. Do you

954
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 2: want to play the game Gift or a Curse or

955
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 2: the game Gift Master. I'll explain the rules to you

956
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: after you pick.

957
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, Gift or a Curse or Gift. Yes, it's

958
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 4: so funny. Gift Paster just sounds so funny to me.

959
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna play Gift Master. I need a number

960
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 2: between one and ten from you.

961
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 4: Okay, seven, Okay, I have a.

962
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 2: List of things. I have to use that number to

963
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 2: randomly calculate what you're gonna be playing with. So right now,

964
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 2: I just want you to spend some time promoting something,

965
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 2: recommending something, do whatever you want. You have an under

966
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 2: I mean the amount of time you have who knows?

967
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 4: Okay? Perfect? All right? Uh hey Yasser again.

968
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 3: I have a podcast with my brother Isaiah Lester called

969
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 3: My Brother Sneaker. You can find it Spotify, Apple, iTunes,

970
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 3: you know all those things. It's technically a sneaker podcast,

971
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 3: but kind of devolves very quickly every episode at about

972
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 3: thirty seconds in and we kind of just talk about

973
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 3: things we want to about things we want to but

974
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 3: again leaking it to sneaker culture. Watch Black Monday on Showtime,

975
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 3: show that me and Bridger.

976
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 4: Both wrote for. Watch Black af on Netflix.

977
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 3: Another show I got to work on in Duncanville on Fox,

978
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 3: a very funny animated program. Check out Bridger's work Corporate

979
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 3: and Jimmy Kimmel Live and Kimmy Schmidt. I forgot the

980
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 3: new thing he just worked on, but it's very cool.

981
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 3: Follow me on Twitter and Instagram.

982
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: Yes, or Leicester, I want you to just keep going

983
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 2: on and on, but I'm yeah. We have to play

984
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 2: gift Master. Yeah, and so the rules of this game are,

985
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you three gifts potential gifts to

986
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 2: give to somebody, and I'm going to give you the

987
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 2: names of three celebrities and then you're going to tell

988
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 2: me which gift you would give to which celebrity and

989
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 2: why that makes sense?

990
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 4: Yes?

991
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: Feel right?

992
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 4: I love it.

993
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So the gifts that you're going to be giving,

994
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm here, we go, okay, I always struggle.

995
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 4: Here.

996
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 2: The gifts you're going to be giving are a pair

997
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: of basketball shorts, okay, a backstage pass to Jason Moraz

998
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: and bootcut khakis.

999
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 3: Okay, bootcut khakis Jason moraz backstage pass basketball short.

1000
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess two pairs of legware, So that's interesting.

1001
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1002
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 2: The celebrities you're going to be giving these two are

1003
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 2: Melinda Gates okay, mel Gibson, uh huh and Lisa Ling.

1004
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 3: Oh wow, huh okay. I can say, hmm, all right,

1005
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 3: I think I got it. Basketball shorts go to Melinda

1006
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 3: Gates because there's just no world in which basketball shorts

1007
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 3: have come across her like life in the past twenty

1008
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 3: five years.

1009
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 4: It is impossible. It's impossible.

1010
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, you know, wear these while you're like

1011
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 3: handing out in the malaria actual.

1012
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 4: Or whatever.

1013
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can absolutely see Melinda in a pair of

1014
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 2: basketball short.

1015
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 3: It would just be funny, just like very bag you

1016
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 3: like and one right, yeah.

1017
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 4: But just like walking down of the bedroom like, hey,

1018
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 4: what's up, nothing.

1019
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,959
Speaker 2: But the waist up still kind of dressed.

1020
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 3: Up but exactly yeah, literally, like, yeah, a blouse that

1021
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 3: she just hasn't taken off for the day yet, but

1022
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 3: she like is wearing basketball shorts and like loose kind

1023
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 3: of dingy white sox. It was just like I got

1024
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 3: this shoveld around the house around their huge hard they're

1025
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 3: heated by hot water harp, So that that's who I'd

1026
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 3: put there, Uh, Lisa Ling, I would make God, Actually,

1027
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 3: this one's hard because here's here's here's where I'm going,

1028
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 3: and I'll explain and then then I'll dole out the gifts.

1029
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 3: Lisa Ling feels like she could actually pull off boot

1030
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 3: cut keg right, like there's the Witch. There's a world

1031
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 3: in which they're stylish. But if I give them to

1032
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 3: Mel Gibson, then I feel like because it's like are

1033
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 3: they are they tight up top?

1034
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 4: Like? Are they tight in the Yeah?

1035
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 2: These are essentially like a bell bottom right like but

1036
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 2: like purchase an old navy gotcha?

1037
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah yeah.

1038
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 3: But then so so here's the issue. I don't know

1039
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 3: if Lisa Ling would love Jason Moraz. It's like fifty percent, right,

1040
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 3: but I have a feeling Mel Gibson would one hundred

1041
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 3: percent enjoyed.

1042
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 4: Jason listening to Jason right, yeah, all right, So it's like.

1043
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 3: So it's you know what, So yeah, I'll go with

1044
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 3: my original thought. I but then here's here's the other

1045
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 3: thing is that I know Jason Maraz would pull Lisa

1046
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 3: on stage and then she would end up loving it.

1047
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 4: So like the joke kind.

1048
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 3: Of doesn't work, you know what I mean, And she'd

1049
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 3: be like dancing and like that would suck. But I think,

1050
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 3: no matter what, mel Gibson, one hates those pants. And

1051
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 3: so if Lisa's I'll have to enjoy herself at mel Gibson.

1052
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 3: Like just the idea of him having like just covered

1053
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 3: in cigarette ash and like he's like boot cut khakis

1054
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 3: is like just the idea of it is really making

1055
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 3: me laugh because there's nothing. It's so weird because usually

1056
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 3: you can wear yourself around a pair of pants, like

1057
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 3: you'd throw like a cool enough sweater on or some

1058
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 3: shoes or whatever that you're like not paying attention to

1059
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 3: the pants. But those pants, there's no getting.

1060
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 2: Around, like escapes.

1061
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 4: It's like the first thing you're gonna be like, oh what, Yeah,

1062
00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 4: I saw Mel Gibson today and he was wearing.

1063
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 2: He was in bootcut kakis and platform hip flip flops.

1064
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 2: Something's going on with that?

1065
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 4: So funny.

1066
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 3: So yeah, all right, he gets the boot cut and

1067
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 3: Lisa Laying gets the Jason Moras. But again, to be clear,

1068
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 3: I know Jason Moraz would love having her there, which

1069
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:18,760
Speaker 3: also sucks.

1070
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 2: But this is the argument I'll make for Lisa being

1071
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 2: backstage at Jason Moraz. I feel like there's like a dark, sad,

1072
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 2: hard hitting documentary that could be made backstage at a

1073
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 2: Jason Moraz concert. Lisa's hosting, Lisa's investigating. She's not there

1074
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 2: for fund She's there to uncover whatever's happening backstage at

1075
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: the Moraz concert.

1076
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1077
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So I think you've made the right choice.

1078
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 4: You nailed that.

1079
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 2: I mean Melianda Gates with the basketball shorts. Immediately, that's

1080
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 2: where my mind went, Yeah, you could have really failed,

1081
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 2: and you nailed it.

1082
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 4: No.

1083
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: Man, We're moving on to the final part of the

1084
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 2: podcast and then I can let you go. I just

1085
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 2: need your help. This is called I said no Questions.

1086
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 2: People are writing into Ice No Gifts at gmail dot com.

1087
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 2: They've got a lot of questions about gifts. So let's

1088
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 2: try to answer one or two right now. Okay, I'll

1089
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 2: read the first one, says Bridger, What do I get

1090
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 2: someone who's graduating from college but is going into a

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00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 2: post pandemic world. Hint, it's me. I'm the graduate. I

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00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 2: want to spend money on myself. That is Hillary w

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00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 2: I don't know where she is, but Hillary wants to

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00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: buy yourself a nice little some something. What do you

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00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 2: in this whole new hellscape that we're living in, What

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00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 2: is going to make a new graduate happy?

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Speaker 4: See, that's the thing, and we kind of talked about

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00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 4: it before. But you can.

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Speaker 3: Only the idea of buying anything that people see is gone.

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Speaker 4: Right, So it's like, unless.

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00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 3: You genuinely enjoy wearing jewelry around the house. Me, it's

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00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 3: like you don't want to get jewelry, you know, right

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00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 3: unless you have like a cool like backyard or something.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to like rows alan in your jewels.

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00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 4: Like it's so hard. But I mean, I guess it

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00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 4: also depends on where she lives. But I'll say this, I.

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Speaker 3: Truly would invest in like a very nice like.

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00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,720
Speaker 4: Piece of cookwaar, Like that's a really great idea.

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00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 3: Get like a nice pan, or like if you have

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00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 3: if you don't have an instant pot, get like an

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00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 3: instant pot, like something that's really gonna like help you

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00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 3: be at home, or even like a dope blanket, you

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00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, something.

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00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 2: Like like like a gravity blanket or something that's gonna

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00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 2: be comfortable and you can enjoy. Right, I think that's

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00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 2: pretty solid. Yeah, something that's just going to make because

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00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 2: we're we're not post to anything yet, we're just living

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00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 2: in the trap, and who knows how much longer it's

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00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 2: gonna be exactly. And I feel like for the rest

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Speaker 2: of our lives, we're gonna need anything that brings any

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00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 2: source of comfort exactly. So I always think, if I'm

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00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 2: like trying to like spoil myself or whatever, I'll just

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00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 2: be like, oh, if like I'm a child, i imagine

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00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,280
Speaker 2: myself as a child and then pick something that basically

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00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 2: would appeal to that person, because I'm like, that will

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00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 2: just be a pure, enjoyable thing and I won't have

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00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 2: overthought it. Right, Hillary, congratulations on graduating. I'm sorry that

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00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 2: this is how you start off on this. Yeah, let's

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00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 2: answer once. One more question, He says, Hello, bridge or

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00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 2: and guest he's thinking about you. Yes, sir, my name

1131
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 2: is Jack Salazar. Let's see, I'm very difficult to give

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00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 2: gifts too, because I never know what I want or

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00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 2: what other people could give me for Christmas or birthdays,

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00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 2: et cetera. I'm hard to shop for because I have

1135
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 2: very specific taste and some of the things I like

1136
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 2: are too expensive. I'm just trying to get through this.

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00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 2: What can I do to make it easier for my

1138
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 2: friends and family to give a present to me. I

1139
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 2: love trivia, puzzles, riddles, and TV. That's from Jack in Mexico. Jack,

1140
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 2: you're making your friends and family's life a living hell.

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00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 2: You've got to if you've got specific things, you've got

1142
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 2: to just start making a list of things you want.

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00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 3: That's but it's also crazy in the sense that it's

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00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 3: like they make like Simpson's trivial pursuit, pursuit not expensive. Yeah,

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00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 3: like they're everything he named is like I like puzzles,

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00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 3: and it's like, Okay, they make TV versions of puzzles.

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00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 4: They make TV versions of trivia. Like what are you

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00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 4: talking about?

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00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,479
Speaker 2: Jack? You just need to combine these things. You've got

1150
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 2: to combine them and then present them to people. None

1151
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 2: of these things are out of reach. I mean, a

1152
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 2: riddle is something that someone could give you for free.

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00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 3: I was just go I swear to God right before

1154
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 3: you said that, I was gonna say, did you say

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00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 3: riddles or no?

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00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 2: Jack loves riddles.

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Speaker 4: Jack.

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00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 2: If you've got somebody in your life who doesn't have

1159
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 2: a lot of cash, just tell them to write you

1160
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 2: down a few riddles and then you can try to

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00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 2: solve them. It'll be a little game between the two

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00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 4: At the very least, his email was a riddle. This

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00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 4: is crazy, right, Well, he's.

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00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 2: The riddle master jack Jack trivia. I'm thinking there's so

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00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 2: many great trivia games out there, or you know, like

1167
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 2: if you've got like a Nintendo or something, get yourself

1168
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 2: ask for Jeopardy. That's something that causes fights between Jim

1169
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 2: and me constantly. I'm pretty good at Jeopardy. Jim's decent,

1170
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,959
Speaker 2: and you know, there's there's some tension that builds up there.

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00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 2: That's a wonderful thing you can get yourself.

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00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: Or the jack box like game set, right, Quiplash.

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00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 2: This is the time. Yeah, is the time for it, buddy,

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00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 2: get on it. I think that the trick to getting

1175
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 2: to making things easier for your friends and family is

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00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 2: to just be real specific and you don't need to

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00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 2: even hint around. Just tell them. Find things that you

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00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 2: want that you don't necessarily care to buy yourself, and

1179
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 2: let them know. Yeah, I uh, I mean that's the

1180
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 2: only advice I can really give there. Yeah, sorry guy,

1181
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 2: or google riddles. Yeah, just give the gift to yourself.

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00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, get a mini like miniature of the sphinx or something.

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01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 2: I don't know, we'll get a real sphinx to move in.

1184
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, what is that They walks in the morning,

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01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: It crawls in the morning, walks in the afternoon. That

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01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 2: sort of riddle. Jack, the world is a riddle. I

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01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you, but thank you for

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01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 2: writing in. I think things will be fine and gifts

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01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 2: will come to you. Yes, sir Bridge, it's so wonderful

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Speaker 2: seeing you. Your emotion light has now turned into sort

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Speaker 2: of a party situation.

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01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 4: So I think it means that it's like dying or something.

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01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 2: About to catch fire. Yeah, for people who don't know,

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01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 2: it's now kind of a club atmosphere. And yes, there's closet.

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01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 3: This is so stupid, it's so crazy.

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01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's sorry.

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Speaker 4: I'm back.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm so thrilled about this book that you gave me.

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Speaker 2: I am I. I am always encouraging people to something.

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01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 2: I learned that there's no such thing as a good reader.

1201
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 2: There's only a good rereader, and I think that's very true.

1202
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 2: You reread something once you have the full picture, you're

1203
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 2: going to find out all kinds of new information about

1204
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 2: the book. You're going to enjoy it even more. Yeah, yes, sir,

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01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 2: it do it for us, Yes, do it free ass er.

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01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 2: If not for me, I know you won't do anything

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01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 2: for me.

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Speaker 4: Oh God.

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01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 2: Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful day, yes, or

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01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 2: thank you.

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01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 4: For being here, thanks for having me.

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01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 2: And hopefully we'll be able to sit down at dinner

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01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 2: soon and just talk about things we don't like.

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01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 4: Open violely. Finally, all right.

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Speaker 2: Well, take care of yourself there out there in the world,

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01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 2: and we'll be back again soon. I said no gifts

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01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 2: isn't exactly right production. It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen

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01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: Ray Morris. The theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Man.

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01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 2: You can follow the show on Instagram and Twitter. At

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01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: I said no gifts, And if you have a question

1221
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 2: or need help getting a gift for someone in your life,

1222
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 2: email me at I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: Listen and subscribe on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you

1224
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 2: found me, and why not leave a review while you're

1225
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 2: at it.

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Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come

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01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said no, guess your presences,

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01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: presents enough I already had too much stuff, So how

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Speaker 1: do you dare to surbey me?