1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: We make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida. 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: Maloria Milorda. 3 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 2: all of Florida. 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey. It's a Florida man attacked 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: inn ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 1: too much money. Florida man is arrested after saying he 8 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 1: rigged the door to his home in an attempt to 9 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: electric hit his pregnant lights. Police arrested in Orlando man 10 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: for talking to Fromlidas. 11 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 2: The breakfast club bitch you donkey other day with Charalam 12 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 2: Hayne to God. 13 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all 14 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: like this. 15 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 2: It's not me duvallis Florida donkey Today for Thursday, February nineteenth, 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 2: goes to twenty seven year old Theodore Anderson. Now Theodore 17 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 2: is from Florida. Ladies and gettlemen, And what does your 18 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 2: uncle Shaula always tell you about the great state of Florida? 19 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: Say it with me. 20 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 21 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,480 Speaker 2: all of Florida, and today is no exception. This is science, Okay, 22 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 2: This isn't me going around looking for stories from Florida? 23 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: They just find me, all right. 24 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: Salute to everyone who had an amazing Valentine's Day last weekend. 25 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 2: Drop on the clues, bounce for everybody who had an 26 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 2: amazing Valentine's Day. Oh how quick we forget days like 27 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 2: Valentine's Day? Okay, a day of love, a day of 28 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 2: gratitude for. 29 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: The one you love. 30 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you should also think about the less fortunate 31 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 2: in these situations. There are people who had terrible Valentine Days, 32 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 2: and Theodore is one of them. See, investigators are accusing 33 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 2: Theatore of domestic battery. Why did he end up getting 34 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 2: a charge of domestic battery because he was arguing with 35 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 2: his girl about infidelity? Oh I can see it in 36 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 2: my mind, young boy twenty seven, doing too much, trying 37 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 2: to find a way to eat two and three poom 38 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 2: pooms in one day. Okay, you only got one mouth, 39 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 2: it's only one in you, but you got two three girls. 40 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 2: You're probably texting all crazy. You probably all into your phone, 41 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 2: you with your main girl, You're trying to balance all 42 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 2: your hoes and boom, your man girl accuses you a cheat, 43 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 2: and next thing you know, things got spicy, literally because 44 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 2: at dinner is when the battery happened. Today was having 45 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 2: a meal from the five star establishment known as Chick 46 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 2: fil A, dropping a clue box for Chick fil A, 47 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 2: and they got the argument. So Theodore decided to throw 48 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:20,640 Speaker 2: his spicy chicken sandwich at his woman's head. What yeah, 49 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 2: do his spicy chicken sandwich at his woman's head? Like 50 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 2: he was in a food fight with Uncle Murda an 51 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 2: tony yoe. He wanted to die, and then he grabbed 52 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 2: his power aid and threw it at her to and 53 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 2: dumped the power aid. 54 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: All over her. 55 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 2: What yeah, man, Yeah, man, Theodore, this is not kindergarten. Okay, 56 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 2: you don't start a food fight because you got caught cheating. 57 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: What you're supposed to do theadore is ask her what 58 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 2: she really wants to eat. See, when a woman is upset, Okay, 59 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 2: asking her what she wants to eat is a way 60 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 2: to comfort her. 61 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: Okay. 62 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 2: If she was really that mad when Chick fil A 63 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 2: was on the table, then that's not what she wanted 64 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:51,679 Speaker 2: to eat. 65 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: Okay. 66 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 2: Studies show women often seek comfort food to alleviate negative emotions. 67 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 2: It helps de escalate tension and shifts focus to care. 68 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 2: She didn't want chick filate theatore, and that's where you 69 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 2: messed up. 70 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: Player. 71 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 2: Okay, it's Valentine's Day. You were supposed to take her 72 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 2: where she wanted to go, especially if you cheating on her. Okay, Listen, 73 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 2: black men don't cheat, okay, or should I say black 74 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 2: men don't cheat? 75 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: Okay? 76 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 2: I don't encourage infidelity in any way, shape or form. 77 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 2: But if you are cheating, okay, because you're a young 78 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 2: boys twenty seven, if you must, okay, you have to 79 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 2: make sure your main girl is at least eating what 80 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 2: she wants to eat. That's the least you can do 81 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 2: if you're cheating on her. 82 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: Listen, Theodore. 83 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 2: If your emotions are so out of control that you're 84 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 2: turning fast food into a weapon, the problem isn't the argument, Okay, 85 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 2: it's your lack of emotional regulation, all right. Hurt feelings 86 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 2: are not an excuse for harmful behavior, and disrespect will 87 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 2: always cost you more than walking away ever will. Okay, 88 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 2: that's why you went to jail for battery. You could 89 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 2: have just up and left. That was an excuse to 90 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 2: actually go eat another You didn't. You probably didn't need 91 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 2: to start to fight. But if she gonna start tripping, 92 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 2: then you gotta get up and be out. 93 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: Now you gotta pay bond lawyers. 94 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 2: Look, man, unhealed people don't solve problems, They escalate them. 95 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 2: And once you start throwing spicy chicken sandwiches, you've already 96 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 2: starved your common sense. Please get Theodore Anderson, the sweet 97 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 2: Sounds of the Amatons. 98 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doge. 99 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 2: The day. 100 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: The doge. 101 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 2: Ye I knew a man like that once. I knew 102 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 2: a man who was actually married, and he would start 103 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 2: the stupidest arguments just to be arguing with his wife 104 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 2: to have an excuse to lead the house and go 105 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 2: see his side. That's crazy. And when I tell you 106 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 2: this man is doing bad right now, my. 107 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: Bad, bad, bad, bad bad. I guess he's not married. 108 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,239 Speaker 1: Who is he still married? 109 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 2: Now? Oh no, they got divorced. 110 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: You say it like that, you know what, I know 111 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: what he's you know what? But girlfriend, Chick fil a 112 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: on Valenci is wild. 113 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 2: But first of all, he's acting his wage. You don't 114 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 2: know what this man's could could have been. White Castle, 115 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 2: that's right, Chick is a beautiful place it is, you 116 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 2: know they do heart shap nuggets on Valentine's. 117 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: The No, I don't cared what they did. He was 118 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: she know, her son. 119 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 2: He was cheating on her, though he could have been 120 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:41,119 Speaker 2: taken the other the side pieces somewhere else like better. 121 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: You just seems like he's not a good boyfriend. 122 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 2: Well what if he gives his man girl chick fil 123 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 2: A and then everybody else gets like they get eaten? 124 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: Are you gonna bring it? You're gonna gobble, gobble, You're 125 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:53,720 Speaker 1: gonna eat. 126 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like how you act like 127 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 2: chickil A on top of the food Chaine. 128 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: You know, it's valencizing. 129 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,040 Speaker 2: That might. 130 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 1: Che see no, no, no, no, no no no, I say 131 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: that every time I saw to shut up. I hate 132 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 1: that though. That's crazy. You can't take he could have 133 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: at least took us somewhere else, like you just said 134 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: in your Donkey of to day. They'd be expensive too. 135 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: But I'm saying, if you already cheating on her, trade art. 136 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 2: That is true. Trade hard right, that is true. But 137 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 2: I also don't know his financial situation. 138 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 1: That might be right for him. All right, Well, thank 139 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 1: you for that Donkey of the day. Up next, just 140 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: fix my mess. Eight hundred five five one, Let's discuss 141 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 1: this breakfast leg Good Morning. 142 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 2: Donkey of Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney 143 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 2: Michael the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey 144 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 2: when you need a fighter on your side. If you're 145 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 2: ever injured, go to Michael to bull dot com. That's 146 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 2: Michael to bull dot com. 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