1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,639 Speaker 1: subject is really hard for me to honor my mother. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Right now. We'll get into that in a minute, 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here with today's praying 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Now we're going 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: to go a little swimming, y'all. That's right here, naked lifeguard. 8 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: Naked lifeguard, take a little dep Okay, everybody ready, let's 9 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 1: go quet. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a carry. Yes, 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: this is carried Hi Carrie. My name is Oliver. Oliver. 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: You uh put in an application with the employment agency 12 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: about looking fortunate work as far as being a lifeguard. 13 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did. Okay. Have you had much experience 14 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: being a lifeguard? Yeah, I've been doing this for a 15 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: while now, Beck, since i was like eighteen I got 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 1: my CPR certification. I've had as many as like two 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: hundred people at one time watching them. So I'm good. 18 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: I'm good at what I do. I love it. Very good, 19 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 1: very good. Well, I'll tell you what. I've looked over 20 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: your application and I've checked everything out thoroughly, and I'm 21 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: very excited about maybe getting you too. I don't know 22 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,400 Speaker 1: if you're familiar with it, but public pool. It's actually 23 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: in a subdivision. There's two pools there. Are you familiar 24 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: working Yeah, I'm familiar with it. They're they're near where 25 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: I live. Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in the back 26 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: of there's a gated community and um, that is actually 27 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 1: the particular property that I'm talking about. You coming out 28 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: and working force there at the pool site. Uh, if 29 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: we can get you on Monday to Friday, we're gonna 30 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: actually hire some some more college students for for Saturday 31 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: and Sunday. What do you say, Oh, I say, okay, 32 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: that sounds great. Money to Friday weekends off. Yeah, exact. 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: Actually now we start off. Job actually pays twenty five 34 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: an hour. Wow. You would be our head lifeguard, and um, 35 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,239 Speaker 1: we would we would want you to be there from 36 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: you know. I mean if you start at twelve, we'd 37 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: actually like you to get there around eleven, you know, 38 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: just just to be prepared and be the overseer and 39 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: make sure the other lifeguards get there on time, and 40 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,839 Speaker 1: you know, we'll go from there. Now. Carry there's only 41 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: one catch that that actually comes along with this job. 42 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: We want you to work in additional uh four hours 43 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: from six to ten at night. But it's gonna pay 44 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll make an extra 45 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 1: two dollars. How do you feel about that? Man? I 46 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything, I 47 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: can use that money right now, especially during the summer time. Okay, 48 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: now here's the deal. This is in the gated community, 49 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: like I told you before, but also it's gonna be 50 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: adults at night, and and they are actually gonna be 51 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: swimming nude. What and yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude. 52 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: And what they asked is if they're gonna be swimming nude, 53 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: they want to make sure that the lifeguard that's protecting 54 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: them is gonna be nude as well. Okay, I'm a 55 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 1: certified lifeguard um CPR certified. I'm a student. I've had 56 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:22,399 Speaker 1: other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume and and 57 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: and I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about you 58 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: possibly making seventeen hundred fifty dollars a week. How you 59 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: feel about seventeen hundred fifty a week for your nursing school. 60 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: I'm sure that'll that will definitely pay for it throughout 61 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: the entire summer. That should be a big help, shouldn't it. Yeah? 62 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: It would, But I mean, I mean, are are you? 63 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: Are you? How do you feel about trying it for 64 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: a few weeks and then you know, how do you 65 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: feel about that? I don't know, But I mean, you're 66 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: gonna watch over some adults who who are actually just 67 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: gonna be nude in the pool, and and you're nude 68 00:03:55,720 --> 00:04:00,119 Speaker 1: as well up on the big chair that overwatches everybody 69 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: seventeen seventeen fifty carry You know, I don't think I'm 70 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: gonna be able to do that. We're talking about four 71 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,039 Speaker 1: hours of you being nude along with some other people 72 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: that are already knew. So I mean, what's the big deal? 73 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 1: You know? What we need you to do is come down. 74 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: We're gonna do some drills, some lifeguard drills to make 75 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: sure that you're definitely qualified. But we're gonna make sure 76 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: that when you do those, you gotta be naked as well. Okay, 77 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: what what Why would I have to do some drills naked? 78 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: I'm already a lifeguard? What do I need to drive? 79 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: And I understand all that, But in order we we 80 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: for for our particular property. We gotta make sure that 81 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: you're actually prepared and ready. You know, understand. Well, that's 82 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 1: the way it is, Carrot. We need you to come 83 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 1: down and do some drills. It's not gonna take along, 84 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: probably about a half hour. You come down, you get undressed, 85 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: you get in the pool, and we make sure that 86 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 1: you're qualified, um to swim, nude, to handle to saving 87 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards. But I mean, 88 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,559 Speaker 1: what if my family come to that, you know, carry 89 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: I you know, I can't go back and forth with you. 90 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: I can't now. I know you you you know. I 91 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: looked at your resume, I looked at what you were 92 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: doing and what you're pursuing in life, and I thought 93 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: this would be a great opportunity for you. But I 94 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: can't be here. I mean, I can't do that to 95 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: my family, you can know. No, wait a minute, hang 96 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: on a second. Now, you can't tell me you can't 97 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: do it now? Oh yes, yes, I can't. You get 98 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: your down here in the morning so I can get 99 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: these drills done. And I want you to naked when 100 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,039 Speaker 1: you get here and get in this pool. You're understand me, 101 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: Who the hell do you think you're talking to. Are 102 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 1: you some kind of poor pimp life guard? You'm the 103 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 1: resources hiring tip your new timp and me I don't 104 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: have to come down there, but I want to come 105 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: down there. You gotta bring you take it down here 106 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: tomorrow and get in this cool and do the drill. 107 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: Do you think you're talking to I'm talking to you. 108 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 1: You get your here tomorrow and you do the drill. 109 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,679 Speaker 1: Need to do is get you a pilllet it's in baby, 110 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: because that's what it's doing. The new grass shot for 111 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: you all freaking I don't know them. I don't know 112 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: them people. I don't give it who you know. Now 113 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: you get your down here and you take the job. 114 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: I'm not coming down there to your phone. Told tomorrow 115 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: and swim now and life go ahead now for a 116 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: bunch of runchy I don't know you take your times 117 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: to I'm trying to be nice to you when you 118 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 1: come my house with that you net. But because I'm 119 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: not that kind of a girl, you got me. Okay, 120 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: you need to go get you a pamel and in 121 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: Baywatch you know deep c diving. I don't know what 122 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: you need, but I'm not what you need. You get 123 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: your pluck down here tomorrow. What talk you do? I'm 124 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 1: talking to you? Who you think you're talking to? Who 125 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking to? 126 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 1: I got something I want to say to you. You're listening, 127 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,279 Speaker 1: you know where you You better go ahead and stay 128 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: because I'm bout to hang up this phone in your 129 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,479 Speaker 1: face right now. This is left you, Tommy from the 130 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:04,160 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked by your girlfriend. 131 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 1: I just frank you, baby. Your girlfriend frank to you 132 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: when she's gonna have one left float? Can I believe this? 133 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: All right? I gotta ask you something, baby? What is 134 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 135 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Oh, 136 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,239 Speaker 1: get on down here tomorrow morning. I'll get these drills 137 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: out there, will Okay, that's what you want to hear. 138 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: The distress in her? How can you do this to 139 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: my family? That just a really, really decent young lady. 140 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 1: You know she thought this whole thing out. You know 141 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 1: she needs the money, but she said, I can't do 142 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: this to my family. Man. They don't put all these 143 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 1: hopes and dreams and me and I'm gonna take my 144 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: stupid hands down here and naked, had some damn swim pool. 145 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 1: Somebody don't film something. No, I don't know how you 146 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: think you feen. It goes some way. Ain't nobody felming nothing. 147 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: It's gonna be Take what's your sex? Baywatch baby? Because 148 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 1: right I just felt her in my in my spirit. 149 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 1: Help her? You felt her? Did you feel that I 150 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 1: did a good break? What? Don't worry about her? Who 151 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:00,439 Speaker 1: is that? Nobody needs so much? You do the every 152 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: day We had to carry you around on your shoulders 153 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 1: every day. Yes, all right, we gotta get out of here. 154 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,839 Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letters, subject it's 155 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 1: really hard for me to honor thy mother. We'll get 156 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,320 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve 157 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.