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Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready.

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Speaker 2: We consulting an expert because we wanted to know the

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Speaker 2: real deal.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Steve is here with his breakup handbook.

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Speaker 2: All right, these are things that you need to have

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Speaker 2: in mind after the breakup.

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Speaker 1: Most of this is for.

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Speaker 2: Fellas, because when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly.

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Speaker 1: It's ugly out there. Now.

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Speaker 2: These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, how to

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Speaker 2: act when you break up? All right, now, he's rule

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Speaker 2: number one. You are allowed only one drunk.

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Speaker 1: Die. You know how you call them up when you drunk?

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Speaker 1: You only get to one. And it sounds like something

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Speaker 1: like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?

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Speaker 1: Don't play with me? You know who me? I don't

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Speaker 1: play with my emotions?

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Speaker 2: How is me?

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Speaker 1: You? You you know who me is?

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Speaker 2: How many of you?

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Speaker 1: One? Get one of them? All right? Now, here's the

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Speaker 1: next rule. You are not allowed to roll up.

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Speaker 2: On your ex just cause you see the car parked

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Speaker 2: outside the club, the restaurant or church.

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Speaker 1: Don't go on down. You can't do that.

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Speaker 2: Ship we broke up here, I can't go in there

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Speaker 2: if I see the car.

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Speaker 1: You can know you can't roll up on them.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say you with church later on, but just

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Speaker 1: stay that stay out right.

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Speaker 2: You can't roll up on them. Oh that she is,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go and now, oh then he is, I'm

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Speaker 2: going in there. You can't do that. Call legend all right.

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Speaker 2: Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both

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Speaker 2: parties for at least four months.

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Speaker 1: Anybody else over there, you get to go to the

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Speaker 1: spot at least four months. Keep it. Here's another one. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.

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Speaker 1: You can listen to it, you can cry to it.

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Speaker 2: You're playing over and over, but you can't send me.

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to move on and I'm killing you.

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Speaker 1: Now listen to this.

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Speaker 2: All y'all stuff, all possessions is collected at one time,

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Speaker 2: and one time. Anything that's left behind will be thrown

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Speaker 2: away by both parties.

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Speaker 1: Keep coming over here looking for self see my redshirt.

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Speaker 1: You can't keep coming over here.

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Speaker 2: I got coming to you in the closet looking for

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Speaker 2: your tank top.

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Speaker 1: It real hit the big one right here.

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Speaker 2: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama.

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Speaker 1: Mama, and you can't be frigged with mama. Come home.

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Speaker 1: Good one. He was trying to pick up some greens

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Speaker 1: and you and it talking.

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Speaker 2: Rolling your eyes when I walk in the door. Here's

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Speaker 2: the next one. Okay, all parties. She find a new

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Speaker 2: church home. Yes, but yeah yeah, yet whip together.

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Speaker 1: I love Coster Wicks.

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Speaker 2: All your friends should be divided up equally except the.

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Speaker 1: Ones you hate. You can have him another one. No

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Speaker 1: posting a new pictures.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you know, like her naked on him dressed

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Speaker 2: up like the damn Easter, but the private.

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Speaker 1: What about I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna finish this one, all about old naked pictures?

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, nephew, tell me has the prank fall

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Speaker 2: coming up and we'll finish out seams break up rules

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Speaker 2: right after this.

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