Speaker 1: Look mare, oh, I see you my own and look
Speaker 1: over there is that culture.
Speaker 2: Yes, lost culture ding lost Culturista's calling. Mmm.
Speaker 3: I just popped a little treat into the mouth, which
Speaker 3: is where those things go.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you said that, because one of
Speaker 1: the things I was most excited to get on here
Speaker 1: and talk to you.
Speaker 2: About is I have Well.
Speaker 1: First of all, flashback to last year. The snack of
Speaker 1: the summer was cucumbers chopped up with some hot sauce
Speaker 1: and a little bit of salt and pepper. There is
Speaker 1: a new snack of desire. Tell us, this is my
Speaker 1: honor to say.
Speaker 2: This snack of the summer is frozen green grapes. Frozen
Speaker 2: green grapes. You better prase.
Speaker 1: Your grapes up. Take him out, put him in a bowl,
Speaker 1: let him, you know, soften a little bit. Pop pop.
Speaker 1: It's as if you're eating dessert. I'm thrilled to share this.
Speaker 1: It's nature's jewelry in a way, don't you think, yes,
Speaker 1: because you actually are more beautiful while you do it,
Speaker 1: just like everyone's more beautiful with jewelry. It's real culture
Speaker 1: number four, Everyone more beautiful, beautiful jewelry, jewelery.
Speaker 3: First of all, that is a huge announcement. Congratulations to
Speaker 3: frozen grapes, green grapes. I'm sorry, no, red, It's just
Speaker 3: that I can't be sure yet. I know for a
Speaker 3: fact that frozen green grapes are I need.
Speaker 2: To put something out there.
Speaker 3: Why they red grapes, red wine, green grapes, white wine?
Speaker 3: You don't call them I don't think you call them
Speaker 3: white grapes?
Speaker 2: Do Can I say? I call them purple grapes? Interesting?
Speaker 2: I but also I'm color deficient in the eyes.
Speaker 3: No, you're being self able as you're so right, you
Speaker 3: can invalidate you calling them purple grapes just because you're
Speaker 3: quote unquote color deficient.
Speaker 2: Here's what I would say.
Speaker 1: If you look at it and say it's red, you're
Speaker 1: definitely right because I'm color deficient. And that's just me
Speaker 1: knowing my It's me knowing my affliction. I love the
Speaker 1: word affliction. You're actually you should on afflict yourself because
Speaker 1: they are actually purple okay.
Speaker 2: Most of the time. Why did you say red then?
Speaker 3: Knowing full well because I call them red grapes because
Speaker 3: that's what they're called at the grocery store.
Speaker 2: Oh are they really? Okay?
Speaker 1: So that's where we so dies diverge in the woods
Speaker 1: because I don't go in there. What was the last
Speaker 1: time you went in a grocery store by yourself? Probably
Speaker 1: one time. I was making buffalo chicken dip for some events.
Speaker 1: So this is like Super Bowl. I'll go in the
Speaker 1: grocery store if I need to make buffalo chicken dip basically,
Speaker 1: and what.
Speaker 2: Do you get? What do you get? What are the ingredients?
Speaker 1: Oh girl, there's a whole list that I have saved,
Speaker 1: probably both in my notes app and on my phone
Speaker 1: as a picture.
Speaker 2: But if I had to stay off the top of
Speaker 2: my head, you need to rotistory chicken. Shred that on us.
Speaker 2: Oh that's your short cut. This cheese, a.
Speaker 1: Little bit of that cheese, little bit of teese, a
Speaker 1: little bit of that cheese, some rans, some blue cheese,
Speaker 1: some fetter crumbles.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Frank's red Hot.
Speaker 3: That is so, so, so fab and I would you
Speaker 3: agree that rotisserie chicken is nominated this year at the
Speaker 3: Lost Cultureistice Culture Awards.
Speaker 2: We're not sure for what category.
Speaker 1: Yet, but I think it's a front runner. I just
Speaker 1: want to say that I suddenly felt a surge of
Speaker 1: buzz for Rotista Chicken chicken.
Speaker 3: Think about how amazing rotisserie chicken is, the smell, the look.
Speaker 3: You skip so many steps in so many recipes by
Speaker 3: buying rotisserie chicken.
Speaker 1: And the thing is it is monoculture. Yes, people forget that.
Speaker 1: Like I think that Rotisserie Chicken is a TV show.
Speaker 1: I think it's a film series. I think it's so
Speaker 1: much more than just the most straightforward chicken you could
Speaker 1: really even get, especially at the grocery store.
Speaker 2: But it's for Quadron, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 1: Hmmm?
Speaker 3: I just want to quickly shout out the treat that
Speaker 3: I popped into my mouth. Truly, this is not an
Speaker 3: ad eating botanicals they sent me. They did send me
Speaker 3: like a fun and little pr box, but they have
Speaker 3: really good marijuana products. They sent me some too. I'm
Speaker 3: so excited you are endorsing the strip book. I'm endorsing
Speaker 3: this strip. Daily Elevation is like and their Fixer Upper.
Speaker 3: Those are like their their their big hits. And then
Speaker 3: they have the Nightly Nightcap, which we took on Fire Island.
Speaker 3: Yes we did this past week and put us right
Speaker 3: to bed. I didn't sleep so warrible just because I
Speaker 3: was jet lagged that night, but then I took it
Speaker 3: later in La and was out like a light, slept
Speaker 3: like a baby.
Speaker 2: Worked like a charm on me in Vire Island.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have been sleeping so and this is
Speaker 1: I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to break.
Speaker 2: No, please, you must glow. But lately I have been
Speaker 2: sleeping so well. I'm which happened, which I will say.
Speaker 1: Listen, it makes the morning's difficult because I'm not the
Speaker 1: easiest riser.
Speaker 2: Like some like.
Speaker 1: It's either I rocket out of bed or it's really
Speaker 1: hard for me. I don't have like a routine. You know,
Speaker 1: my mornings have been tough. I think I'm just like
Speaker 1: adjusting to a new space literally, so you know, I'm
Speaker 1: finding it. I'm sleeping so well that it's hard to
Speaker 1: get up. Does that make sense.
Speaker 2: I've slept, I've slept and I can't get up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's sort of like when I'm down, I'm down. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe that's also the amount of energy I'm spending, which
Speaker 2: is a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, you are newly a city rat once again, and
Speaker 1: you are just kind of scurrying about and grabbing pizza,
Speaker 1: grabbing a little piece of a little Greek coffee cup.
Speaker 1: You're really going all around, and so you're just readjusting.
Speaker 1: You're metabolizing the city in a new way. It's been
Speaker 1: two cold brew mornings, and I think that's too much
Speaker 1: for me. I think it's I've been over caffeinated a lot.
Speaker 1: That's okay, It's New York, baby, You're so right. The push,
Speaker 1: the pull of the city, the city that swirls you,
Speaker 1: dips you, then kisses you right on the mouth.
Speaker 2: New York, that city of life. What is this the
Speaker 2: city of It's the city of life. This is the
Speaker 2: city of life. That's the only word that really encompasses
Speaker 2: all that New York does.
Speaker 3: Can I just say, I mean this is a preview
Speaker 3: for me. I don't think so, honey. But a no
Speaker 3: city like New York City.
Speaker 2: No, And this is the best city in the world.
Speaker 2: It really is the best city in the world.
Speaker 1: I hope you're not putting it up on a pedestal
Speaker 1: right now to yank them down later with your I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. No, it's just really in the news.
Speaker 1: It's really in the news because of mayor. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: because of mayor. Because of mayor.
Speaker 2: Can we not? Okay?
Speaker 1: So this is my plan. Don't even rank Cuomo. Don't
Speaker 1: rank Cuomo, zran number one. It's around number one and
Speaker 1: probably nothing else. Maybe I don't know. Let's see, we
Speaker 1: need to put all the chips on Zoran. Don't you
Speaker 1: feel I feel like we all solidified it behind Soroan
Speaker 1: we actually would have a serious race.
Speaker 3: Well, this is what the working families party, if you
Speaker 3: are a fan of them, if you all with their values.
Speaker 2: I don't know how ranked choice works. Girl, I vote
Speaker 2: for who I want to win. I do the mayor
Speaker 2: thing by American Idol rules.
Speaker 3: They played Kelly's audition. She has always been herself, that girl,
Speaker 3: that woman, that legend.
Speaker 2: Because you know what she kept saying.
Speaker 3: What when she say y'all in her audition, Well, no,
Speaker 3: y'all of course, But then she was she said.
Speaker 1: Cool beans, cool beans, cool beans. Well she was famous
Speaker 1: for cool beans. Well I forgot about her association with
Speaker 1: cool beans until I saw this clip again, and I
Speaker 1: was like, right, Like Kelly was one of the big
Speaker 1: pushers of cool beans, and cool beans is making a return.
Speaker 2: I can feel it.
Speaker 1: There was actually a time when cool beans was dangerously
Speaker 1: close to becoming Kelly's whole personality.
Speaker 2: There on American idle of course, like.
Speaker 1: And they were doing cool beans with her too much,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, stop making her the cool beans girl,
Speaker 1: because this girl is the American I would have like
Speaker 1: true opinions on this as a day twelve year old.
Speaker 2: I was like, I see what they're trying to do
Speaker 2: with her in this cool beans thing. They're trying to
Speaker 2: minimize her. And then they tried to say ducka ducka duca.
Speaker 2: Do you remember this? This is what a ducka ducka?
Speaker 2: I thought it was waka waka no.
Speaker 1: At one point she was like Simon said something to
Speaker 1: her after an edition like yeah, I didn't remember you
Speaker 1: from before, but you were good.
Speaker 2: And just and just said it like that, and she
Speaker 2: goes uh uh, and she didn't know.
Speaker 1: What to do, so she very slowly made her way
Speaker 1: back to the green room and she gets there and
Speaker 1: they were like what what just went down?
Speaker 2: And she said something like he said what he said?
Speaker 2: And I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: So I was like, nuka ducka duca And then they
Speaker 1: tried to make duka ducka ducka a thing. I was like,
Speaker 1: this girl can't be ducka ducka ducka and cool beans
Speaker 1: not singing r E s p ect like that.
Speaker 2: Ultimately I won, though you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Here I sit on the throne of Kelly fandom and
Speaker 1: I say, look, I look at all my kingdom, and
Speaker 1: I say, I won.
Speaker 2: So this is all a conquest to you, being a
Speaker 2: Kelly fan. It is. I'm so machiavellian, who is that.
Speaker 3: Congrats to this scrappy woman, happy Taylor. So I have
Speaker 3: happy for her and no truly happy for her. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: in the words of Baldian Daoud, we can finally admit
Speaker 3: to preferring the superior version.
Speaker 1: Of style, which is no. All of nineteen eighty nine
Speaker 1: is back. We are so back with our guys. And
Speaker 1: I don't think I listened to the Totals version.
Speaker 3: I walked away from nineteen eight nine for a little
Speaker 3: bit because of TV. And this is which is not
Speaker 3: to say that I love is it over now?
Speaker 1: In the vault tracks, I've been going into hard on
Speaker 1: reputation in the last six months, especially after this announcement,
Speaker 1: just like what an album?
Speaker 3: And she's right, like, how could she improve on this?
Speaker 3: I did the same thing I did something bad?
Speaker 1: Is so slept on I Did Something Bad is a crazy, little, freaky,
Speaker 1: little weird, little genius pop song. It's so bizarre. It's
Speaker 1: number three on that album, like it's early and it's
Speaker 1: really weird. If you listen to Reputation in a Vacuum again,
Speaker 1: she went for it like there were risks.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, if it's good enough for Cynthia
Speaker 3: Ravo and Shoshana Bean, never ever, never forget.
Speaker 1: That actually was so on my mind. I couldn't get
Speaker 1: past that song on my rewatch of it. And then
Speaker 1: I watched the Cynthia and Shoshana thing and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean this song had a moment but didn't have
Speaker 1: its moment.
Speaker 2: It's so kooky. I love it.
Speaker 3: No, it deserves its moment, and why does it feel
Speaker 3: so good?
Speaker 1: I remember she did it in Reputational World tour as well,
Speaker 1: and I was there in the rain and she like
Speaker 1: really was feeling that song in this way that was
Speaker 1: so Reputation era, just like fuck you, I'm this girl,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she really believes this. She really is like she acted,
Speaker 1: she was committed to the bit.
Speaker 3: That's one of the shickeest shall I say Joker mods
Speaker 3: that we've had and Top Culture recently because it was controlled.
Speaker 1: It was like, I love Joker era, I love Villain era,
Speaker 1: I love Dark era. Mm hmmm you've had you've had
Speaker 1: that when you were in college during We're outside, that
Speaker 1: was your villain era. Oh yeah, but not in a
Speaker 1: way where yeah you know what actually, yes, that was
Speaker 1: my Dark era.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I can't stomach it. I can't
Speaker 3: stomach like fuck you to everybody, like I know, that's
Speaker 3: not who we are.
Speaker 2: It's because you're in your heart, your Uli Gui, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You think we were ruthless towards each other playing Mario
Speaker 1: Party though, And I want to say that that is
Speaker 1: I think an area where I think we truly go
Speaker 1: for each other during Mario Party because we both know
Speaker 1: it's war like in the game. And I know that
Speaker 1: you make moves against me because you know I'll forgive you,
Speaker 1: Like whenever you get the opportunity and Mario Party to
Speaker 1: like steal coins, you always come for me, your girl,
Speaker 1: because you know I forgive you. So unfortunately I had
Speaker 1: to pay you back and I took your star away
Speaker 1: and I was gonna fifty good.
Speaker 3: Coin who like is the more punished person in this dynamic.
Speaker 1: I didn't say there was a more punished person. I
Speaker 1: said that we are at war, and that is an
Speaker 1: area where we are at war, and it's okay.
Speaker 2: Matt turned the tide of the game.
Speaker 3: Last week, we were playing Mario Party on Fire Island
Speaker 3: because it's been rainy there and so it's been a
Speaker 3: lot of indoor time with the house, which I actually
Speaker 3: do prefer. Yeah, I'm gonna say, but we were playing
Speaker 3: Mario Party Jamboree and good stuff, really great game, really
Speaker 3: great game. One of a game that Celestium loves so
Speaker 3: much that they joined the Discord for it. What kind
Speaker 3: of things go down on the Discord? On the Discord,
Speaker 3: it's like, does anyone want to log on and play
Speaker 3: a game live? Oh?
Speaker 2: Nice, it's really fun.
Speaker 1: That is one thing I missed out on in my
Speaker 1: video game playing days is the live playing.
Speaker 2: But also it's probably fine.
Speaker 1: I would have been so hooked and also probably gotten
Speaker 1: weird with people.
Speaker 3: And the Rogers DNA Chelsea Ryan Rodgers gaming Diva. She
Speaker 3: and I fuck with each other on that level.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I love that, But she she plays Wow.
Speaker 2: She's still a Wow girl.
Speaker 1: I play it's rival, it's competitor, Final Fantasy fourteen, and
Speaker 1: I get her.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like I could spend a whole It's not that
Speaker 1: we're depressed, it's that we could spend a whole day
Speaker 1: indoors playing these games, building community, through crafting and through
Speaker 1: through you know, battle.
Speaker 2: I dream of a day.
Speaker 1: It is my dream for me to think of you,
Speaker 1: my sister, and my actual blood sister, to play together
Speaker 1: the same game. I wonder if there's ever a way
Speaker 1: we can bridge this gap and find a game that
Speaker 1: we both love playing.
Speaker 2: I think Mario Party is already there. It's right in
Speaker 2: front of us. And wow, that's so crazy that you
Speaker 2: can live play Mario Party.
Speaker 1: What happens if like the classic thing happens of like
Speaker 1: you know some do you speak to people? No, you
Speaker 1: can't speak to people. There's this this switch app where
Speaker 1: you can do game chat and you chat through the app.
Speaker 1: It's actually kind of incredible technology, and we're we are
Speaker 1: recording this days before the Switch to launch.
Speaker 3: Huge moment in gaming history.
Speaker 2: Personally for me, what what makes this so momentous? It's
Speaker 2: just a really big deal to have an open world
Speaker 2: Mario Kart. It's where we've had our first new Mario
Speaker 2: Kart game, truly new Mario Kart game. And I would
Speaker 2: say over a decade since whenever that we you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: since whatever the WEU version came out Mario Kart eighth.
Speaker 3: So it's been it's just been a while. It's been
Speaker 3: a long time since we've had a new Mario Kart.
Speaker 3: And you, I know you love Mario Kart.
Speaker 2: I love Mario Kart.
Speaker 1: I mean, I My thing is, I just like when
Speaker 1: everything was a little bit simpler. It's it's okay, it's
Speaker 1: it's not that it's not simpler. It's not that it's
Speaker 1: it's just more needs to happen, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean more needs to happen?
Speaker 3: I'm saying in the time that's passed since you thought
Speaker 3: games were simpler, like, games have had to soup themselves
Speaker 3: up more in the act as a way of pushing
Speaker 3: the genre forward.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was.
Speaker 1: I was truly one of those kids that was like
Speaker 1: Super Mario, Like I was playing the your Super Mario,
Speaker 1: the original games. Yeah, like the first time Donkey Kong
Speaker 1: even stepped onto the stage.
Speaker 3: So do you know who Donkey Kong. Who is the
Speaker 3: woman that Donkey Kong predator had kidnapped? Do you know
Speaker 3: who that woman is?
Speaker 2: Who is she?
Speaker 3: People think it's Peach. It's Pauline and she is now
Speaker 3: the mayor, the county mayor. Oh that's Pauline and lounge
Speaker 3: singer of New Donk City.
Speaker 2: But she is.
Speaker 3: It's a throwback to the original Donkey Kong where this
Speaker 3: is the raven haired woman. Who is who was kidnapped
Speaker 3: by Donkey Kong? Was Pauline.
Speaker 1: I have always wondered who she was because you play
Speaker 1: as Pauline often.
Speaker 2: Love there is a Pauline hive. Yeah, I think, but
Speaker 2: you know I always played with Rosa.
Speaker 1: You actually would love Super Mario Galaxy where you learn
Speaker 1: of this mystery and the story of Rose Alena.
Speaker 2: See. Can I say something though? Something about Rosalina is
Speaker 2: losing me a little bit.
Speaker 3: You can't just be like I stand Rosalina. But wait, okay, fine, no,
Speaker 3: I actually can.
Speaker 2: First of all, she's fictional, so I'm actually gonna tear
Speaker 2: her limb from limb because I'm not hurting anyone.
Speaker 1: I don't love the Chief Law. I kind of don't
Speaker 1: get the flying thing. I guess This is why I
Speaker 1: need to watch, is why you need to play the game. Galaxy?
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? Galaxy? I did say that
Speaker 1: that was one of my favorite words. The title of
Speaker 1: this episode is galaxy is galaxy? I love when something
Speaker 1: is galactic or in a galaxy.
Speaker 3: There is an ASM artist by the name of Gentle Whispering.
Speaker 3: Some would call her the mother of asmr Oh my god,
Speaker 3: some would, and she is a you know, Russian icon.
Speaker 3: She actually sad an insane story. She was absolutely the
Speaker 3: victim of a human trafficking scheme.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That is part of a story of coming to America.
Speaker 3: And she shares the inhering detail on her other blog,
Speaker 3: her lifestyle blog Sassy Masha.
Speaker 2: Yes, I see Masha.
Speaker 3: So she she kind of like puts on a Russian
Speaker 3: accent in her asmr v is because it does tickle
Speaker 3: your brain. And she's consciously doing it because like she
Speaker 3: chops up her grammar a little bit, I think because
Speaker 3: she just knows that it like.
Speaker 2: She knows what so. So at one point she's doing it,
Speaker 2: she does a target hall.
Speaker 3: This is years ago, and she does a target hall
Speaker 3: and she went for back to school hall and she
Speaker 3: is whispering, and then she she brings out this like
Speaker 3: a space themed notebook, and then she says the words,
Speaker 3: this book has the theme of galaxy. And it makes
Speaker 3: I think of that anytime you've brought up the word galaxy,
Speaker 3: because it's it's that this book has the theme of galaxy.
Speaker 3: Is such a beautiful sentence, wouldn't you say? This book
Speaker 3: has the theme of gallay galaxy? This episode has the
Speaker 3: theme of the theme of galaxy.
Speaker 2: What is your favorite galaxy? Andromeda? Really? Yeah? Uh, what's yours?
Speaker 2: Na boo girl, that's a planet. Dang Star Wars galaxy
Speaker 2: a galaxy? That way, Star Wars.
Speaker 1: You know people out here saying that and Or was
Speaker 1: the best show of all time, of all time.
Speaker 2: That there are and Or people who will publicly be
Speaker 2: really really really trying to rally the rally up the trips.
Speaker 1: And Or is huge in the Star Wars community and
Speaker 1: beyond of all time. People are saying that now, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying in a hyperbolic way. They
Speaker 1: can't believe how good and Or is, but sure they can.
Speaker 2: They love they love Star Wars, they love Star Wars.
Speaker 1: They got a talented guy doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's believe it? What's not? What's where's the incredulity
Speaker 2: coming from? You know what I mean? I believe it.
Speaker 2: Something's good. Believe it. You can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how good that was. You sound stupid.
Speaker 1: You've been watching good movies forever.
Speaker 2: You're wearing it. You can't believe it.
Speaker 1: You're wearing a Jedi robe holding a lightsaber like.
Speaker 2: You bought in you can believe it, like you you.
Speaker 1: Own a pork plushy? Like, can you believe it?
Speaker 2: You know what? Oh my god, I missed that pork plushy.
Speaker 2: It's what happened, you know.
Speaker 1: She we're just living in different We're living separately, me
Speaker 1: and the in the pork right now, we're living separately.
Speaker 3: We're living Oh interesting, would you? I would say that
Speaker 3: they really freaked it with the pork design. I everyone
Speaker 3: saw the porg and was like, damn, that's cute.
Speaker 2: That was one of the most winning elements of that film.
Speaker 2: I would say, uh, last Jedi.
Speaker 1: Yes, the porg was a great invention, and I believe
Speaker 1: earns the film sort of it falls into the positive category.
Speaker 2: I love that movie anyway.
Speaker 1: I like anyone that's anyone that's disputing the Last Jedi.
Speaker 2: Remember that it was the Porg's and kind of get
Speaker 2: a grip. Get a grip.
Speaker 3: Also, if you hate Last Jedi, then you deserve to
Speaker 3: watch all of the Nights Out films two weeks after
Speaker 3: the general public.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get Ryan Johnson. Okay, you fucked up.
Speaker 1: You will be on the wrong side of history.
Speaker 3: Can I say, just to compliment Gracie's dad, I am
Speaker 3: out here. I've always loved Rise of Skywalker because but
Speaker 3: apparently people really don't don't like that.
Speaker 2: I love all of them.
Speaker 1: What I loved about Rise of Skywalker was it felt
Speaker 1: like it was the campiest one, Like when they when
Speaker 1: they may kiss, bitch, I screamed.
Speaker 2: I was like that, so gaggy, I will. I'll never
Speaker 2: forget sitting there like there's no way they'll kidd Oh
Speaker 2: my god, they kiss. I loved it.
Speaker 1: They came out of nowhere. But also of course loved it.
Speaker 1: I love kissing and then dying. A Little Fall of
Speaker 1: raincoded A Little Fall of Rain coded a song I
Speaker 1: sometimes will listen to out of Nowhere, like I could
Speaker 1: be having a wonderful summer day, like I could be
Speaker 1: walking along the streets listening to let's call it up
Speaker 1: tempo pop music. You know, my spirits are up, and
Speaker 1: then something will happen to me, like some part of
Speaker 1: my brain, like some synaps will fire, and I know
Speaker 1: I'll have to listen to a little fall of rain.
Speaker 1: That is your That's a beautiful thing for you to
Speaker 1: return to. Sorry, I'm I just got off a plane.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: I'm back. I'm back. I'm back to t word. I'm
Speaker 2: staying tired again. Reclaim it, reclaim it honestly when it's
Speaker 2: the truth, it's the truth.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that, can I just ask you something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So did you fly back to New York to get
Speaker 1: your switch?
Speaker 3: I flew back to New York because originally I was
Speaker 3: supposed to come back yesterday, and I was supposed to
Speaker 3: leave Thursday night or the next day on Friday, because
Speaker 3: I had something booked this week.
Speaker 2: But then those things fell off.
Speaker 1: But I did want to get my switch too, in
Speaker 1: case I can intercept it.
Speaker 2: It's so worth it. So ultimately I could have sent
Speaker 2: you the switch.
Speaker 1: No, you could have told me because you didn't have
Speaker 1: to fly the way back here to get the switch.
Speaker 3: I literally flew all the way back here to be
Speaker 3: in my own damn home because I have not really
Speaker 3: been here the.
Speaker 1: Lost You want to be in your space. I love
Speaker 1: loving my home that much, isn't that? I wish you
Speaker 1: can say everyone.
Speaker 2: Is mother and those are moving.
Speaker 1: Like you sing a ballad around your house. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start writing that. It's just about being my room.
Speaker 2: This is mar these a moving. I think it could
Speaker 2: be huge. Actually, that is our generations. Look at this photograph, yeah, lure,
Speaker 2: this phoneograph. We haven't had a song that reminds us
Speaker 2: all we're living in a time. We haven't had that.
Speaker 3: And we also haven't had a song in a while
Speaker 3: that is basically expressing the idea.
Speaker 2: Look at this, this is my room.
Speaker 1: This is l these I'm having.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It gets harder every higher, every
Speaker 2: now and then.
Speaker 3: You and Patty Harrison need to do it in that
Speaker 3: I am always saying, we need to do it.
Speaker 2: We need we really need a night of cabaret. Ooh,
Speaker 2: what an idea? Call it? Maddie, Maddie m A T T.
Speaker 2: I I like it. Maddie Rogerson, Mattie Rogerson, Oh wow,
Speaker 2: that's really the power couple we've always needed.
Speaker 1: It's me and Patty period. Imagine we stunned in a
Speaker 1: new photo leaving like via Karata. Yeah, I see it,
Speaker 1: don't you know? I wonder how many times we'd have
Speaker 1: to walk in and out of a car before someone
Speaker 1: would take a picture of us and say that we're
Speaker 1: done going into via Karata, Like, how many times going
Speaker 1: back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.
Speaker 2: I think everyone hires their own paths.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, you know what Charlie said, I don't
Speaker 1: want else held it constantly.
Speaker 2: She did. She did say that we called out all
Speaker 2: the girls. Oh wait, no, that's on of the remixes
Speaker 2: it No, I think that's on the regular version of
Speaker 2: Wait a Minute.
Speaker 3: As of this episode release, you can go to the
Speaker 3: artists presale for the Culture Awards.
Speaker 2: Use the ticket code cult.
Speaker 1: We have to actually make sure that we etch in
Speaker 1: stone something which is that the trophy itself is called
Speaker 1: the culture, the culture, and we just want to make
Speaker 1: sure that people know that, like the Emmy, the Oscar,
Speaker 1: the Tony, like you can actually think about like that
Speaker 1: physical object and say those are those things. The same
Speaker 1: applies here when you see that bronze west em doorstop
Speaker 1: over that like cylindrical gold yep, over that cylindrical base
Speaker 1: base That is the colch.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I guess you would not call the program
Speaker 3: the colches.
Speaker 1: No, No, this is the last culture cuts the LCAs.
Speaker 2: You can win a coach there. Yeah. I like that
Speaker 2: for us. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like that the statue has its own identity, its
Speaker 3: own name, its own way of being referenced separately.
Speaker 2: Yes. Do you think in the third like, say not
Speaker 2: next year?
Speaker 1: Maybe the year after we suddenly revealed that the coach
Speaker 1: has eyes, Oh my god, And we slowly reveal over
Speaker 1: time that the coach is in like anthropomorphic thing and
Speaker 1: actually has an inner life, And by the time we're
Speaker 1: done with the Cultural Awards, it's like a fully realized
Speaker 1: Oscar Worthy character.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I think the cult should absolutely, I think, just come
Speaker 1: to life in some way.
Speaker 3: But that's what you mean by the cult has eyes.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to have like eyes.
Speaker 2: Every year.
Speaker 1: We need to show a little bit more about the
Speaker 1: culture's personality interesting to make it by the end a franchise.
Speaker 1: I'm always thinking in terms of how to make.
Speaker 2: Us more money Bowen. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: I am always constantly have my eye enfranchising this empire.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm, let's make the culture a character, write the
Speaker 1: film so that shit. I don't know whoever's going to
Speaker 1: beg for the hardest Disney right right, ride this to
Speaker 1: the moon, babe.
Speaker 3: I will say, I know you're doing a bit, but
Speaker 3: it's like I'm seeing our girl page disorder out here
Speaker 3: selling like big T shirts for sleep or something, and
Speaker 3: I go, we would never we could never do that,
Speaker 3: could we?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: And I'm saying like this is like highest praise and
Speaker 3: compliments to the sky for the for like the entrepreneurs
Speaker 3: is and the entrepreneurs who are like putting pushing product.
Speaker 3: I don't think you and I could like have like
Speaker 3: a prime drink.
Speaker 2: We don't. We can't.
Speaker 1: We can't speak for yourself. Okay, that's speak for yourself.
Speaker 1: Because I sell I sell Big.
Speaker 2: Bro and Little Bro to like tank tops. You know
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 3: It's that is merch, which is different from let me
Speaker 3: sell you anne product line something with function.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you and I are a lifestyle
Speaker 1: home brand.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. I don't think you and I
Speaker 2: are glassware.
Speaker 1: I don't think you and I are a big plate
Speaker 1: I don't think you and I are serving spoon. I
Speaker 1: think you and I are experiences and indulgences.
Speaker 3: We are only going to make our money from using
Speaker 3: our voices and what we produce with our voice.
Speaker 2: Much like Taylor.
Speaker 1: Swift, I'm trying to think if we could have something,
Speaker 1: maybe we would do like a gum if we did
Speaker 1: not and Bowen.
Speaker 2: Gum that's actually really good? Can I say that actually
Speaker 2: might be a good idea?
Speaker 1: Like are you chewing Matt and Bowen? We should do
Speaker 1: chewing gum chewing guy like chewing out. That would actually
Speaker 1: also be really fun to taste.
Speaker 2: Tests. Gotta go, what's work today? We have to go
Speaker 2: try all the gum that's really good? Well?
Speaker 1: What our gum taste like? You think this is again
Speaker 1: something now we have to agree on. I think what
Speaker 1: I had an idea. Okay, it's two different flavors. It's
Speaker 1: split in half.
Speaker 2: H that's really good. What are those flavors? Though? We
Speaker 2: have to think about this. This like coconut lime, coconut lime.
Speaker 2: I love that, you know, like it just like does
Speaker 2: your standard sort of like duos, your iconic duos, strawberry banana.
Speaker 2: You know you think there's a whole bunch of different flavors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well, I mean we can start with we
Speaker 3: can start with a very specific one.
Speaker 2: What do you think is our flagship flavor? Hmmm?
Speaker 3: I think you're like minty fresh m hmm, like broad appeal,
Speaker 3: And I am.
Speaker 1: What that's I've never had something. Kinder said to me
Speaker 1: that my gum brand is mass appeal. Thank you, now,
Speaker 1: you are one of the most massively appealing girls.
Speaker 2: What gum are you?
Speaker 3: I am a touch of cream, you know, mint and cream,
Speaker 3: a touch of cream.
Speaker 1: There was so much joy coming off of your face
Speaker 1: when you said that. You threw your little gaze to
Speaker 1: the side and you were like a touch of cream,
Speaker 1: A touch of cream. I think you are a touch
Speaker 1: of cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I had no idea that we were going
Speaker 1: to create this business today. Is it called something like?
Speaker 2: Is it? What's the name of our gum brand? Friendship?
Speaker 2: Friendship gum? Friendship gum?
Speaker 1: What brings people together? I really get ass gum more
Speaker 1: than gum. Nothing?
Speaker 2: All right, So we're gonna get started on this on
Speaker 2: friendship gum.
Speaker 1: Friendship gum is actually Matten Bowen's friendship gum is Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, Yeah, that's gonna be huge.
Speaker 1: Thank you Page Disorbo, by the way for inspiring us,
Speaker 1: because I knew we were way more page than we
Speaker 1: were giving ourselves credit for sure. By the way, how
Speaker 1: should I start Summerhouse? Because I'm not I'm not super
Speaker 1: familiar with that universe. Do I start from the beginning?
Speaker 1: But it seems like it's a different show entirely in
Speaker 1: its early season. I'm not really the best person to
Speaker 1: ask because I very much just like join yeah, esther,
Speaker 1: because I've just joined Summerhouse in progress, and oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Anna says season three. All right, says start
Speaker 1: season three? Okay, because that page comes in.
Speaker 2: God, she really is that girl, So you would say, Anna,
Speaker 2: that page is the unequivocal best thing about the show.
Speaker 1: I would agree, yes, she says, yes, Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: she's a star.
Speaker 2: Like what can we say?
Speaker 1: Definitely like there is a serotonin hit that happens when
Speaker 1: she comes onto screens. Oh yeah, I mean I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say there's like a there's like a Hepburn quality there, Audrey,
Speaker 1: I should say, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean there's a little star quality in there, A.
Speaker 1: Lot of star quality by a little im a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean, I get it. I mean
Speaker 2: I think that we are.
Speaker 1: I mean I was calling them the Jackie Oh and
Speaker 1: JFK the Kennedys of Bravo.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, and then and then look what happens
Speaker 2: in being.
Speaker 1: Forced to pick aside as we all are whenever there
Speaker 1: is any breakup.
Speaker 3: And now she's she's finding her Aristotle a Nassis. Oh
Speaker 3: it could be anywhere, God, isn't it. I still can't
Speaker 3: get over that Aristotle anasss well fucking Jackie's sister can
Speaker 3: and then going just kidding, I'm marrying her.
Speaker 2: Sorry, go no, these people politicians are so sick. They're
Speaker 2: so sick.
Speaker 1: I actually think I would entertain again watching like a well,
Speaker 1: I guess you know what this is the Diplomat.
Speaker 2: I have to start the Diplomat.
Speaker 1: And I was just saying too, I was saying, I'm
Speaker 1: interested for the first time in a while again in
Speaker 1: like a like a DC political thriller. And apparently the
Speaker 1: Diplomat is really good. And I got my girl in it,
Speaker 1: Carrie and Alison, who.
Speaker 3: Came together at Tesnel with Kristin it was a real diplomat,
Speaker 3: sort of like Trio.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you powerful, you girls go off.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I actually thought today for some
Speaker 2: reason because I presented last night at the Gotham Awards,
Speaker 2: and I was thinking about presenting and I remember one
Speaker 2: of the best, like presenting Mayan Kristen No, it was
Speaker 2: Carrie Russell and Ray Romano did a bit a few
Speaker 2: years ago at the Golden Globes and they had perfect chemistry.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's hard because when you're up
Speaker 2: there doing the presenting thing, you.
Speaker 1: Can't really hear, right, it's really hard. Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like it's a little dance you do.
Speaker 3: It's a little dance you do. But I'm sure you
Speaker 3: pulled it off with the plum oh.
Speaker 2: I acquitted myself. It was really fun. It was a
Speaker 2: really fun evening. Like I like the Gotham Awards.
Speaker 1: They it's all new series, so that's like the theme there.
Speaker 1: It's just like, you know, the things nominated all in
Speaker 1: first year series and the Little Boy from Adolescence one,
Speaker 1: and they were just showing clips from Adolescence and I
Speaker 1: was like, dear god, I was having a heart attack
Speaker 1: even sitting there watching at.
Speaker 2: The washing tip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know, And then it was just it
Speaker 1: was just crazy, but like I'm like, yeah, that should win.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and I'm like, for sure the way
Speaker 2: I feel right now, give it that. Oh, give it
Speaker 2: that totally, totally.
Speaker 3: Well, oh, just to get us quickly back on track,
Speaker 3: there might be some confusion about what the taping is.
Speaker 3: So the special taping is versus the show, so we
Speaker 3: are it's not going to be live, unfortunately for now
Speaker 3: or not even unfortunately. I think fortunately it's we have
Speaker 3: some time to work out the kinks because this is
Speaker 3: our first time doing this this way, and we are
Speaker 3: taping the show on July seventeenth at the Orphium in
Speaker 3: Los Angeles, and then on August fifth it will be
Speaker 3: on Bravo at nine pm Eastern and Pacific, and then
Speaker 3: the next day will be on Peacock.
Speaker 2: So that is the brass tacks.
Speaker 1: Go for the tickets now, use the code word culch,
Speaker 1: and then you come in la July seventeenth, it's on
Speaker 1: Bravo August fifth, the next day Peacock hopefully immediately.
Speaker 3: I think so, I think they it's your standard eight
Speaker 3: hours or six hours from when it airs.
Speaker 2: Did you see the Survivor fifty cast? I did? What
Speaker 2: do you think.
Speaker 1: I think kind of crazy to bring Kyle back, kinda nuts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm happy for Camilla.
Speaker 3: I am curious to see if Joe switches up his
Speaker 3: gameplay or actually like plays the game at all.
Speaker 2: I love Joe.
Speaker 1: I am all back from season forty eight.
Speaker 2: By the way, all back from season forty Those of
Speaker 2: you casually casually following the news of Survival fifty and
Speaker 2: there's two yet to be determined, yet to be okay,
Speaker 2: got it? This just reaffirms the idea that I have
Speaker 2: to actually watch the Mike White season. We started it
Speaker 2: the day after you left in the Pines.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I watched the first episode of season thirty seven,
Speaker 1: David Versus Goliath, which is the season Mike White initially
Speaker 1: competes on.
Speaker 2: It is a really fun watch.
Speaker 1: And they also brought back Angelina from that season, who's
Speaker 1: such a blast, and this guy Christian. That was a
Speaker 1: really good season where multiple people should be brought back
Speaker 1: season forty eight. I don't get bringing anyone back besides Camilla.
Speaker 2: To Belu, I feel like we've seen we've literally seen
Speaker 2: him win.
Speaker 1: Kyle and Joe just played and I feel like we
Speaker 1: get Joe. I was so shocked by a lot of
Speaker 1: the new era choices, but when you think about the
Speaker 1: old era, like, yeah, I'll miss some people. But I
Speaker 1: was watching Jeff Propes like actually announce the nominees and
Speaker 1: he did the whole thing of like reading them as
Speaker 1: if they were votes, and I was like, it was
Speaker 1: exciting to watch every name pop up as a longtime
Speaker 1: fan of the show. I'll just miss Jerry, Like that's
Speaker 1: like a big time I don't think somebody for me
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna do, Actually is I don't think somebody.
Speaker 1: Why why they didn't include Jerry Manthea on the season.
Speaker 2: Thrilled for Suri although I can't.
Speaker 1: Always last, No, but I mean I'd rather watch her
Speaker 1: than not. But people being like SuRie again, I'm like, what,
Speaker 1: you don't want to watch Suri? What if she does great?
Speaker 2: Like you never know? No, I never.
Speaker 3: That is not a complaint that you should have about Suri.
Speaker 3: By the way, there's no such thing as too much
Speaker 3: Sury on your television.
Speaker 1: It's a very on paper thing to react to Suri's
Speaker 1: casting like that. It's like, oh, you see she's done
Speaker 1: in a bunch. Yeah, that's because she's always so much
Speaker 1: fun to watch.
Speaker 3: She's incredible and so easy to route for because she's
Speaker 3: so good. She's so good Ozzie love I. I guess
Speaker 3: we're all disappointed about Carolyn. Obviously we needed Carolyn. Carolyn
Speaker 3: was like one of the only genuine stars of the
Speaker 3: three season.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't believe. There was no shann there was
Speaker 2: no Recard.
Speaker 1: There was no Carolyn, there was no Jesse, there was
Speaker 1: no Carla, there was no Cassidy, there was no I mean,
Speaker 1: there were so many people that had narratives to go
Speaker 1: into this. Yeah, yeah, Oh there was other ones too.
Speaker 1: Oh we are so excited.
Speaker 2: Hi, I love High.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to have seen him, like, but
Speaker 1: but it's gonna be it's gonna be great. But it's
Speaker 1: just like, oh, there were so many other like almost
Speaker 1: all of the new era people I would have picked
Speaker 1: weren't in there. And no one from the twenties, no
Speaker 1: one from the twenties, Abby Maria. They needed another chance anyway,
Speaker 1: they're just scared of good TV that well, they don't
Speaker 1: put Abby Maria on Survivor. It's just because sometimes and
Speaker 1: this is just I'm just gonna pull the curtain back.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the networks are scared to be too good. They
Speaker 1: don't want us eatings that well because because if you
Speaker 1: e well.
Speaker 2: You get saytiated, you need a break like they need to.
Speaker 1: They don't want to give us Abu Maria because they
Speaker 1: know they would give us television that.
Speaker 3: And we can walk away, right that you would you
Speaker 3: would be feasting on So well, yeah, I'm not familiar
Speaker 3: with her season and I can't get over that. Her
Speaker 3: name is Abu Maria.
Speaker 2: She was basically a demon and played the game as
Speaker 2: one of the like she played like a chaos agent.
Speaker 1: Like she she just like really was unbearable on purpose
Speaker 1: as a strategy. Yeah, and she did well because because
Speaker 1: a lot of those people are like bring them to
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna win, No one's gonna vote for them.
Speaker 1: But then in the back of your mind, you're like,
Speaker 1: but if they can argue it as a strategy, like
Speaker 1: I pretended to be the most unsavory person here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of genius. That's how I would play. I've
Speaker 1: actually tried to play like that in the Survivor quarantine.
Speaker 1: Oh right, and look where I got you?
Speaker 3: I mean between and the way I do love the
Speaker 3: Kyle and Camilla is I love when people go Survivor
Speaker 3: is a performance.
Speaker 2: Let's perform.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love I love acting on Survivor, and Camilla
Speaker 1: was one of the greats actor. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I always look forward to the Bowen Yank Survivor contestant endorsement.
Speaker 1: And this season you did. You went to your story,
Speaker 1: you posted a picture of Camilla and you said it's her.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I'll have a sea as already,
Speaker 3: like I between like you and Cia, like you are
Speaker 3: the celebrity ambassadors for that. No, but I do want
Speaker 3: to start a thing now where I.
Speaker 2: I pick out my favorite for me each season of
Speaker 2: Couples Therapy. I need to start. I need to start.
Speaker 2: And you know what I realized, bo, like, we absolutely
Speaker 2: need doctor Arnold on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I think doctor Arner will be in the world, in
Speaker 3: the mix in some way. For sure. She will come
Speaker 3: on soon, says producer Anna. Okay, fine, it's happening. Or
Speaker 3: I was looking at our calendar for June and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm a little anxious, and now I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: come on.
Speaker 1: And soon and soon we hear her daughter is a reader,
Speaker 1: so oh really this might be conjecture I've just heard
Speaker 1: through the Grapevine.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Daughter the Great? What is there to talk about?
Speaker 2: I think we can keep this week short. I don't
Speaker 2: know that there is much more to talk about, so
Speaker 2: this might be a short one and let's just launch
Speaker 2: into I don't think so, honey. Yeah, so we've got
Speaker 2: We've gotten preview from both of ours.
Speaker 1: I've explicitly said what mine is? You have sort of
Speaker 1: like you can air around.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Why it's our sixty second segment where we take exactly
Speaker 1: that amount of time to rant rail and more against
Speaker 1: something in culture that needs so bloodiness place, and here
Speaker 1: we go. I'm ready for them.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is Macroders and I think Sonny as time
Speaker 3: starts now, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think Sonny that you're not going to put Jerry
Speaker 1: Manthy on the season fifty of Surviving.
Speaker 2: You're an idiots. You guys are wacko.
Speaker 1: And also, if you weren't going to put her on,
Speaker 1: why did she feel like she was close enough that
Speaker 1: that was her reaction on Instagram? She's staring into the
Speaker 1: desert sky, sitting on a rock, wordlessly processing, and that
Speaker 1: is not.
Speaker 2: How I want to see Jerry Manthe.
Speaker 1: I want to see Jerry manthe straddling like a crocodile
Speaker 1: and the Australian Outback and by crocodile and feelings and
Speaker 1: urges towards Koby Donaldson. And speaking of Colby Donaldson, I'm
Speaker 1: not excited about him without Jerry. How could you not
Speaker 1: take the opportunity to follow that narrative through of putting
Speaker 1: Jerry and Kobe together. I know they tried in heroes
Speaker 1: versus villains, but you could have really seen it through.
Speaker 1: That is one of the reasons initially why it was
Speaker 1: a television phenomenon because of those characters.
Speaker 2: You had the reason to bring the bay.
Speaker 1: Second, did in you fool you let her stare at
Speaker 1: the sky in the desert upset and hurt?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 3: That's one minute. I mistakenly said if she was on
Speaker 3: a beach in that video. I apologize.
Speaker 2: Oh another thing, Amanda China. Oh okay, So here's my
Speaker 2: thing with Amanda. What happened there?
Speaker 1: What happened because apparently she was gonna do it and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Ozzie was on so she
Speaker 1: couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: And my question is why is that the case?
Speaker 1: And I'm not I don't want to make any like assumptions,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, why is it so weird that they
Speaker 1: can't do the show together?
Speaker 2: If that's true.
Speaker 1: I don't like that, like because we wanted to see
Speaker 1: Amanda bad and like I have a hard time like
Speaker 1: thinking that she would allow something like that to stop
Speaker 1: her from doing it unless it was like a thing.
Speaker 1: But was she expressing publicly that she was going to
Speaker 1: do it. What I heard was that they had locked
Speaker 1: her down. I mean, this is all conjecture. It's all conjecture,
Speaker 1: but for some reason, the rumor has taken shape online
Speaker 1: that they had her for the show, and then she
Speaker 1: was like made aware that.
Speaker 2: Ozzie was doing it again.
Speaker 1: I could be it's just conjecture, but for some reason
Speaker 1: she wanted to drop out or something or didn't want
Speaker 1: to do it with Ozzie, And now we have Ozzie
Speaker 1: and Amanda, when ideally I would have loved to see
Speaker 1: them both. But I don't love that that that is
Speaker 1: the case. If that happened, Well, don't love, don't love.
Speaker 1: I have something I don't love. I know it's probably
Speaker 1: your I don't think so any right, Yeah, Okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm reaching over on my phone.
Speaker 2: I'm putting the screen. I'm getting a little laugh. I'm
Speaker 2: a button that put sixty seconds on the clock. Are
Speaker 2: you ready? I'm ready Bowen Yang's I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Any time starts, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Any travel. I don't want to
Speaker 3: leave my house. Do I sound like I might be depressed?
Speaker 3: Have Matt and I switched roles this year in our
Speaker 3: summer journeys? It's possible. No, I think I'm okay. I
Speaker 3: think I'm just tired from all the travel that I've
Speaker 3: been doing, and I nothing sounds more appealing to me
Speaker 3: than to stay in and at this point in my life,
Speaker 3: if it's not Japan, Asia, if I'm somewhere, if I'm
Speaker 3: in a city besides New York, if you find me
Speaker 3: in a city besides New York that is not Japan
Speaker 3: in Japan, then I'm there against my will.
Speaker 2: Then I'm there in.
Speaker 3: Service of something else, and I'm happy to be there
Speaker 3: for something.
Speaker 2: I think if I just.
Speaker 3: Had my druthers, then the druthers would be in New
Speaker 3: York City, much like how Matt's pork is in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: My brothers are here, and I really really like to
Speaker 3: sit on my couch more to come in Matt's new
Speaker 3: single This is My Room.
Speaker 2: And that's one minute. This is Maron. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I'm singing it in this way. For some reason,
Speaker 2: I just feel this doesn't matter. This is Marrow.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to give it gut, you know,
Speaker 1: because I feel like it really goes to a place. Listen, bo,
Speaker 1: here's what I think we're gonna do. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: things off the schedule for you. I would be willing
Speaker 1: to sit with you and go through the calendar and
Speaker 1: we'll look at the times when you're traveling and you
Speaker 1: can find ways to a get out of it.
Speaker 2: Be take it off the schedules and more. You don't
Speaker 2: have to do any of that, yes, because someone's got
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 1: You need like someone like for example, Melissa came over
Speaker 1: here and looked at my closet and just having someone
Speaker 1: else literally with me going through every piece of clothes
Speaker 1: like and being like no, yes, no, never, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what even is this?
Speaker 2: Why is it taking space? You need that? You need
Speaker 2: that for your schedule? I think I really think you do.
Speaker 2: I think you need an outside, yeah, person to look
Speaker 2: at your things.
Speaker 3: Well, this has been a short and sweet. To quote
Speaker 3: Sabrina Carpenter album episode, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, she's coming out with new music like by
Speaker 2: the end of this week. Manchild, Manchild.
Speaker 1: Oh I hope she really hurts someone back, because clearly
Speaker 1: someone hurt her.
Speaker 2: I just hope she hurts them back, and she will.
Speaker 2: She she always has her way. All support her. It's
Speaker 2: not that I hope she hurts them back. Why she
Speaker 2: expresses herself, yes, in a cathartic way, and if someone
Speaker 2: else's feelings are hurt by it, whatever, that's art, that's
Speaker 2: pop art, that's cause and effect. Babe. We are living,
Speaker 2: loving and expressing gratitudes. All the readers, these publicist finalists
Speaker 2: and Kyle's and Moore. We end every episode with a song.
Speaker 2: Look at this photo to listen to that, you gotta
Speaker 2: listen to Nickelback. Sorry, I know, I know what photo.
Speaker 2: What do you think was in the photo? By the way,
Speaker 2: probably a meme.
Speaker 1: I actually literally do see in my mind's eye what
Speaker 1: was in that photo. And it is guys, for some reason,
Speaker 1: they're sitting in a driveway. They're standing around it's like
Speaker 1: right by a driveway. They're standing at like a it's
Speaker 1: in the front yard. It's by a driveway and there's
Speaker 1: a like a beer pong table, and in the back
Speaker 1: you see a trampoline. And it's a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: with their arms around each other, like probably five six
Speaker 1: guys all arranged around this beer pung table.
Speaker 2: And in the back you see a trampoline.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but that is the picture in
Speaker 1: my minds are when I see you this photograph like
Speaker 1: sort of like take me back to God's country.
Speaker 3: You know, no, I understand taking back to God's country.
Speaker 3: I don't totally understand. Every time I look at this photo,
Speaker 3: it makes me laugh, but it's not it's like a
Speaker 3: funny photo.
Speaker 1: Well Bowen, you don't even know how funny the people
Speaker 1: in the photo were maybe the guys in the picture.
Speaker 2: While maybe it's not a funny photo. It's just he's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly like if you look at a photo
Speaker 1: and Mitch Hedberg isn't it and I gotta laugh. You're like,
Speaker 1: you're like, every time this makes me laugh, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, totally Okay, bye, look at this call.
Speaker 2: Bye last Cultureist.
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