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Speaker 1: Coming up to the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,

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Speaker 1: my husband's deportive secretary. All right, right now, the nephew

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Speaker 1: in the building with today's praying phone call what you

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Speaker 1: got for us? Nav This is for you, know what, Shirley?

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Speaker 1: This is for you, Carla. Why don't get into the

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Speaker 1: prime Msissippi Monica. Neighborhood watch, neighborhood watch. Okay, that sounds

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Speaker 1: it's not all right, right right? Not not not not

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Speaker 1: Let's run it though. God, Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Johnny. Okay, you're the one to be doing the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood watch. You'll be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch.

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Speaker 1: Is that you? Who's this? It's this Johnny? Who is this? Man?

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Speaker 1: This is Cleacha? Answer my question? Are you Johnny? To roto,

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Speaker 1: I'm Johnny and I do the neighborhood watch? Was a

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Speaker 1: damn PJ. Hold on, man, don't call my phone, yell

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Speaker 1: at me charging me up? Hey man, only a trow

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Speaker 1: streets over from you. Okay, and you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood watchman, but that ain't what you're doing now.

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Speaker 1: I didn't caught you looking in the window at my

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Speaker 1: wife when I came outside. You would halfway down the street.

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Speaker 1: You on your damn dog. You ain't watching the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: You're looking trying to see something in the window. That's

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. Picking some Please, I don't look, man.

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Speaker 1: I'm do my job. Man, I do my needs. I

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Speaker 1: do my job, do the neighborhood. Watch, I make sure

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Speaker 1: people ain't bringing no body houses. I gotta wright what

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Speaker 1: the hell I want to look at somebody else's life.

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Speaker 1: I got a pizza at home. I want you need?

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Speaker 1: Did you need to stay? You were looking at people

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Speaker 1: to looking through people? Wonder Man, you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife. When when you

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Speaker 1: say you live again because we went, I live two streets.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'll tell you what though, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what. Let's see Johnny put damn people Tom. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna show you what a damn people Tom is. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you. No, I'm gonna start looking to

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Speaker 1: your window, looking at your white see what he will serve?

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Speaker 1: But nothing? Pleat Mr Johnny, But bring your over here.

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Speaker 1: I want you to look. I want you to look

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Speaker 1: at my damn window. Who the hell is this? I

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Speaker 1: ain't got time for this. Man. I got a job,

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Speaker 1: I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got

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Speaker 1: time for this. Man. Don't look at a job. Man,

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Speaker 1: don't don't find a job. I got a job. I

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Speaker 1: got a job. But when I'm at work, you got

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Speaker 1: a job. Yeah, you got a job. Crying like a

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Speaker 1: damn talking about somebody looking at your why you don't

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Speaker 1: body look at your damn white man got a job.

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Speaker 1: But when I'm at rob I'm wondering if you back

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Speaker 1: of the looking through the window at my white Please

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Speaker 1: come to my damn house. Please, I'm coming later than

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Speaker 1: the night. Look through the window. Fine, Remember what the

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Speaker 1: hell are you talking about? Calling me? Tell my people?

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Speaker 1: And it does damn white? You know, body, because that's

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Speaker 1: what you've been doing. That's no wife. Your probably ain't

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Speaker 1: got no wife. You're probably married to him damn midget

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Speaker 1: or something. What you're talking about? Man, comb not peeping

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Speaker 1: at your wife. Gottle wife? And you was gonna And

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Speaker 1: I'm Williams still watching the neighborhood. But that ain't what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing. And I say, come over here now, sauce

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Speaker 1: you around the neighborhood. You three streets whatever, how many

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Speaker 1: streets whatever? You are for me? Come night. Now, I'm

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Speaker 1: you to come by what I'm coming later that night

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Speaker 1: when she at that shower the same way you were

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Speaker 1: looking through my one. Please just come by, don't wait,

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Speaker 1: just come by now. Please. I don't talk about right now,

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Speaker 1: but I'm saying somebody with you ain't what. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: ready to slow down so I could get ready in

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Speaker 1: ten of my business. Man, I'm getting ready to gold

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Speaker 1: work again the day. Man, what the hell are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Rock? I got two damn jobs. I got

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Speaker 1: a job to what I'm doing the day and at

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Speaker 1: night in between I do the neighborhood. Watch. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: your service. I'm helping your lazy d You still your

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Speaker 1: watching people looking and see if they're looking at your dad? Watch?

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Speaker 1: Won't you get you a second job or something? Man?

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Speaker 1: Wan't you Google? Want you look at muster dot com

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Speaker 1: me mom? I'm peeping at your day on watch? Many

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Speaker 1: don't you ever call me when? No? The who the

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Speaker 1: Because like some for you was gonna tell you who

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Speaker 1: it is. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvard

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got franked by your wife Trisha

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Speaker 1: ain't nobody to go get me on no prank man

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Speaker 1: saying time for that man. Dak wife told me you

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Speaker 1: my rock fell on that. And you got me bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you this, though, what else the baddest and I'm talking

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. I just want to know it's my

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Speaker 1: twenty nineteen stupid starting out right. I just I have

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Speaker 1: nineteen the right white Why would you jump starf something

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Speaker 1: that was in full blast? You don't think it's that level, Steve,

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Speaker 1: He playing basketball now? All right, Thank you, nephew. And

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