1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,360 Speaker 1: Pregnant woman yelled at me because I told her, just 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 1: because you're pregnant, does it make you special? Am I 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: the A whole? And Butterfly Bunny forty seven says that name. 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: I'm not sure when exactly a woman becomes an entitled 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: momb while pregnant, but this pregnant manate clearly seems entitled. O. 6 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 1: That's a little stop it. 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 2: Ohey, that's a little bit of an a whole thing today. 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: By the way, I'm from Manate County, so manatees are 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 1: sacred to me. 10 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 3: Okay, so shut up, you've angered. 11 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: So I was at the gynecologist for an ultrasound cysts, 12 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: not pregnant, and the weight is always a bit long. 13 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 1: The doctor is great and always has a packed schedule. 14 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: Pregnant mother was sitting in the waiting room complaining about 15 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,599 Speaker 1: how her appointment was thirty minutes late and she shouldn't 16 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,319 Speaker 1: have to wait this long because she was pregnant and 17 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: a priority. I decided to gently let her know that 18 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: it's usually a bit back up here. 19 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, I totally get it. 20 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 3: Doctor s is really great, but she's usually a few 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 3: minutes behind. 22 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: Excuse me, Uh, did I ask you stop being so nosy. 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,680 Speaker 1: That's probably why you're here by yourself. 24 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 2: What's that supposed to mean? 25 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: Uh? Your baby daddy ain't here with you, and I 26 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: don't see a ring on it, So you're just a 27 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: nosey hussy. 28 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 2: That's what she starts throwing punches. 29 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: I responded with a snap decision that I forget slightly, 30 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 1: just a reminder. I'm not pregnant. 31 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 3: My husband died in a freak car accident. We were 32 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 3: very close. This baby is all I have to remember 33 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 3: him by. Oh he's lying, just to be. 34 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: WHOA pregnant mother shut her mouth and I was called 35 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: back quickly after. Turns out my doctor overheard the conversation 36 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: and wanted to separate us because she was worried about 37 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: my baby. I explained that I wasn't actually pregnant and 38 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,279 Speaker 1: I just wanted the woman to shut up. My doctor 39 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: thought it was funny and gave me a pick of 40 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: my ultrasound for when I was done. I walked out 41 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: holding it in thick crying, Oh my god. Pregnant mother 42 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: was completely red and embarrassed for how she had been 43 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: so rude and judgmental. She didn't apologize, but I hope 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: she leaves other girls alone in the future, especially when 45 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: they are just trying to be friendly about annoying waiting 46 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 1: times and final edit, it was my own picture for 47 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: my ultrasound. I have to get cysts monitored because I 48 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: just got an i UD to help keep them from rupturing. 49 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 2: That was kind of funny. 50 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: It's kind of hilarious. I mean it's so funny. And 51 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: the pregnant mother did deserve was rude. You knows the hussy. 52 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like, what. 53 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: Did I do to you? I can we make nosy 54 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,359 Speaker 1: hussy T. 55 00:02:55,400 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 3: Shirt if you've ever used that, the phrase nosy hussy. 56 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: Not just hussy, nosy hussy. Oh my god, new T 57 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: shirt in the making. 58 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 3: Honestly, it seems like, oh, he kind of proved the 59 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,919 Speaker 3: pregnant mother's point because she did get priority. 60 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 2: When she said that, she was. 61 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that is wow. Well they were both oh 62 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,839 Speaker 1: they're both pregnant. But she's like, I just usurped your yeah, basicly, 63 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: your basic economy pregnant, and I'm like, first classes. I'm torn, honestly, 64 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: because like sometimes it is good to kind of like 65 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: teach someone a lesson like this, yeap, and this is 66 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: a little too far. It was a little too far. 67 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 2: It was funny, but it was a little too far. 68 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know what we can do one more time? 69 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 2: Another story. 70 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 3: Let my baby daddy claims that the kid is not 71 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 3: his because I slept with the white guy. Should I 72 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 3: get a paternity test? Royal Cucumber seven one nine says 73 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 3: or the backstory. I twenty female was nineteen at the time, 74 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 3: so this a year ago. Maybe not a year ago now, 75 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 3: but a year ago in the story, and had just 76 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 3: gotten kicked out of the place I was staying at. 77 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 3: I was quite a few states away from any family, 78 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 3: so I had slept at my work for two days 79 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 3: before my mail Jamaican coworker offered me a place to stay. 80 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 3: It was late October and cold. I was sick of 81 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 3: sleeping on cold, hard tile floors, so I accepted. That's 82 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 3: that's really hard. Yeah. 83 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 2: Sorry. 84 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 3: While I was staying with him, I ended up sleeping 85 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,359 Speaker 3: with him. I stayed with him for two weeks before 86 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 3: I was picked up to go back to my home state. 87 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,559 Speaker 3: When I got back to my home state, I stayed 88 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 3: with my grandparents. As I had nothing to my name. 89 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,479 Speaker 3: I was working with my grandfather in the electrical business. 90 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 3: Mind it at this time I did not know I 91 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 3: was pregnant. I started getting sick at the end of 92 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 3: November and brushed it off as the flu, but my 93 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 3: grandmother said I was probably pregnant. I denied it profusely, 94 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,160 Speaker 3: but as it got closer to December, I still felt 95 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 3: very sick. I set up an appointment on December first 96 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 3: with a free mobile clinic and found out I was 97 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 3: two months pregnant. 98 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot. 99 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 3: I contacted the male coworker I had stayed with and 100 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 3: informed him I was pregnant. At first, he was excited, 101 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 3: but as I was trying to do the map on 102 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 3: when I could have conceived it, it showed that either 103 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 3: be his or the other guy, and I informed him 104 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 3: of this. Two months later, he completely ghosted me. I 105 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 3: went through my pregnancy with only the help of my 106 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 3: grandmother and other relatives and friends. As my daughter's due 107 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 3: date arrived, I was excited. I had her in mid 108 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 3: July and it was completely clear she was his, as 109 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 3: she came out mixed race. The other I had been 110 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 3: with was very white. I informed him she was his 111 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:33,839 Speaker 3: and mixed. He did not listen and said he wanted 112 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 3: nothing to do with my daughter and me. Oh I 113 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 3: filed for child support a few months after I had her. 114 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 3: He said he wanted a DNA test. I told him 115 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 3: there was a page in the papers that were sent 116 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,160 Speaker 3: that he could request it. I have not heard from 117 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 3: him or the state he resides in about any more details. 118 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 3: I plan on contacting him to see if he filed 119 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,479 Speaker 3: the papers or if I have, or if I have 120 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 3: to get my state more involved. As of right now, 121 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,840 Speaker 3: I am my daughter's mommy and daddy. 122 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 2: She's three months old now and I adore her. Well, sorry, 123 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,159 Speaker 2: I should have given a break. I thought it was longer. 124 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: We just plowed straight through. 125 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 2: We went oh straight through that. 126 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: So so okay, So uh Sophia is now uh you know, 127 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 1: on the show. But we've read actually think over twenty 128 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: five hundred stories at this point. So one thing that 129 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: happens a lot in these stories is these these guys 130 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 1: get these crazy, completely unfounded ideas of like, oh, my 131 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: wife is is cheating on me because like my cousin Bob, 132 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,719 Speaker 1: that just happened to him and he took a DNA test. 133 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: So babe, I need you to get DNA test for 134 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: our brand new baby. Happens a lot, It's happened all 135 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 1: the time on the show. This situation, however, does not 136 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,839 Speaker 1: seem like that one is not like the other. No, 137 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 1: they were even o Pe was confused. There was two 138 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: potential fathers. Yes, so I feel like I can understand 139 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: the guy that is the father that that's what op 140 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: he's saying. It seems like it, but we'll call him 141 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: the father for the sake of this explanation and breakdown. 142 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: The father is like, I don't know, and like maybe 143 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 1: that's not my kid. 144 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, but he but I mean to get the DNA test. Yeah, 145 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 3: I mean she's already filed. She said that he can 146 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 3: get the DNA test with the state, and she said 147 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 3: that the baby is mixed race, so it's kind. 148 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: Of seems like it's his. 149 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, you know, like if it's like a 150 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 3: one night thing, he can be like, hey, I just 151 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 3: want you know, that's I guess within his rights, but 152 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 3: he needs to do it out of the work. 153 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: It's a tough one, right, Yeah. I think like at 154 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: the end of the day, seems like the baby, say, 155 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: is taking the DNA test. If that's one hundred percent proven, 156 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: then it's like, all right, this literally is your child. Yeah, 157 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 1: And I'm sure we don't know what state they're in 158 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: or what, but like almost certainly there is. I mean 159 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 1: basically Op's like, hey, I want to sue for child 160 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: support essentially. Yeah, so like work with me. Here we 161 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: And and another thing that we've said on the show 162 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: a lot is like you did the act, you're responsible. Yeah, 163 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 1: like he he shows. 164 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 3: Even if he doesn't know, that's on him to go 165 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 3: be like, Okay, I'm going to request this DNA testa 166 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 3: I'm going to find out first, and then in that 167 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 3: in the case that it is true, then play your 168 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 3: child's word. 169 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 1: He needs to get the DNA test, yeah, because it's 170 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: like it's unfortunate because he actually Another rare thing is 171 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: like he seemed excited. 172 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 3: Oh and then she was like, oh, well, I'm not 173 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 3: quite sure if it's. 174 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 1: You or this other guy. Oh wait a second. The 175 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 1: math is math and here's where it was. Yeah, I 176 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: don't know. 177 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 3: If he was excited at first, I would have been like, 178 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 3: let's double check it. Yeah, like yeah, because this might 179 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 3: be like this might be my child. 180 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he needs to get he needs to do 181 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: the DNA test. He does, he's got to do it 182 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,680 Speaker 1: to see if that is actually his child's and then 183 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: at the end of the day, if that's your child, 184 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: you you played a part, Yeah, sir, you did pay 185 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,640 Speaker 1: the part, buddy, you played the part, so pay the part. 186 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. 187 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 3: I think in this case, because like sometimes I'm like, oh, 188 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 3: this like asking for DNA test is going to you know, 189 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 3: sometimes a little weird. But because they didn't really have 190 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 3: a relationship, it was just kind of it seems like 191 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 3: it was like more of a and she was unsure. Yeah, 192 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 3: and she was unsure. In that case, I'd be like, okay, yeah, 193 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 3: get a DNA test, but he just kind of ghosted. 194 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. In the situations where the guy is asking the wife, 195 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: it's not just saying you cheat it. That's one thing. 196 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,560 Speaker 1: It's saying you had a baby and lied to me 197 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 1: to get me to raise it. It's a humongous accusation. Yeah, 198 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: I think it happens. 199 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 3: All the time, and like, of course sometimes you might 200 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 3: be right, but like you gotta be sure, you gotta 201 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 3: come correct sir, because if you're wrong. 202 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, but in this case, it is to get both sides. 203 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, the DNA, Yeah, you need it. Absolutely. We found 204 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,560 Speaker 1: out that places like France, pratornity tests are illegal because 205 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,679 Speaker 1: it causes so much. 206 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 2: Apparently adult in France. 207 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,560 Speaker 1: They're slanging their wings around, so they don't. They just 208 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,599 Speaker 1: want to They just want to keep society calm and 209 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 1: at peace, like the piece is worth it. Everybody, let's 210 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: make this collective effort. But I think we are, We're 211 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: nearing the end of our saga. But I think we 212 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 1: have not just a story, but. 213 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 2: My favorite thing ever a. 214 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 1: Call from a caller. So let's tee it up. My 215 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 1: asshole for not telling my sister that I'm pregnant with twins. 216 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 1: My sister, we'll just call her Sarah. She runs her 217 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 1: mouth to the family, and she likes to spread everybody's business, 218 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,079 Speaker 1: and I can't trust her. I haven't been able to 219 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 1: trust her since high school because she's spread some business 220 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 1: about me and that I told her secretly she was 221 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: my sister, quote unquote, and I'm supposed to trust her, 222 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 1: but I don't. And then she ended up using that 223 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: against me when we got into a fight until I 224 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: told my parents about it, and it was just this 225 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,680 Speaker 1: big old argument besides the point I chose not to 226 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: tell her, and my mom was telling me that you 227 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: should tell your sister, because she said that, don't you 228 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,120 Speaker 1: think your sister is going to feel bad that you 229 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,280 Speaker 1: didn't tell her that you're pregnant. Okay, so it sounds 230 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: like everyone else pregnant is also pregnant in general and 231 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,560 Speaker 1: not just pregnant with twins. It wasn't like, oh, she 232 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: was pregnant. It's like she did tell you're pregnant, period, 233 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't care. She could feel 234 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,320 Speaker 1: bad all she wants. If she wasn't really wanted me 235 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,719 Speaker 1: to like tell her, then maybe she should make more 236 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 1: of an effort for me to trust her instead of 237 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,199 Speaker 1: always showing me time and time again not to trust her. 238 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 1: So am I the a hole for not telling her 239 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: that I'm pregnant? 240 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,080 Speaker 2: I guess what's the reason that you know? 241 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,359 Speaker 3: Like, are you waiting for an announcement? 242 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 2: Because in that case, no. 243 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: It sounds to me like she's like, I don't I 244 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: don't like you, like I don't like you, I don't 245 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:43,080 Speaker 1: trust you. Yeah, you suck. So I'm just not going 246 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: to tell you. 247 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 3: If you're keeping in a secret, then no, like no, no, 248 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:49,000 Speaker 3: you're not the ale, like if you're waiting for a 249 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:49,720 Speaker 3: big moment. 250 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:54,400 Speaker 2: But I guess I guess that's you're right, your baby. 251 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,160 Speaker 1: Well, we do have to you. We do have one 252 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: way to actually ascertain that information. Riley, Let's call her up. 253 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: Do you have a name? No, no, Hey, this is 254 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 1: John from OKOP. We actually just read your story and 255 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: would love to chat about it and have you on 256 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,280 Speaker 1: the show. If you have a few minutes, just call 257 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:24,839 Speaker 1: us back. Thank you, well, rats the world. Possibly, and 258 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: I might never know, I'm reading in between the lines, 259 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: but I kind of feel like there was there was 260 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 1: this incident in high school, some some business in high 261 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:35,680 Speaker 1: school where she lost your trust. And also I'm gonna 262 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,120 Speaker 1: kind of just guess there was like many more like 263 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 1: this is kind of like the tip of the iceberg, 264 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: and she's she's almost like it kind of seems like 265 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 1: she's no contact. 266 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,880 Speaker 2: But the yeah, which in that case, don't feel bad. 267 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,480 Speaker 1: It seems like there's a lot more that maybe she 268 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 1: didn't have time to explain in a very very short voicemail. Tragically, 269 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,440 Speaker 1: we did not get through on this one. 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My best friend blackmailed my parents, 279 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 1: and this is why I'm happy about it. 280 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 4: Hey, I think, honestly, if your friends aren't willing to 281 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 4: blackmail your family members and destroy their reputation for you, boys, 282 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:38,920 Speaker 4: you don't got boys. 283 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 1: I say, what if? What if we just start a 284 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 1: trend blackmailing parents for no reason? 285 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, light up their spots. Yeah, for no reason whatsoever? 286 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 4: I say, to film a sex tape with your friend's mom, 287 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 4: just so you always hat dart. Yeah, young gravy style, 288 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 4: young gravy. Where are you at? 289 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 5: Just kidding? No, stay away from my mom? Yeah, baby, yeah, 290 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,560 Speaker 5: don't don't tempt him. Don't tempt him, don't get him mad. 291 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 5: So I have a sister that's six years older than me. 292 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,560 Speaker 5: My parents for years cancel on me last minute because 293 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 5: of my sister. 294 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:16,199 Speaker 1: I have a basket, I have a basketball game. Oops. Sorry, 295 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 1: sister doesn't feel like going out. I'm graduating from college. 296 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: From college. No, oops, sister has a bad day of work. 297 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 4: Dude, These parents literally feel it's it's like it's like, 298 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,960 Speaker 4: you know, like how you you might think, oh, like 299 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,480 Speaker 4: who's the favorite daughter, who's the favorite son? Like don't 300 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,360 Speaker 4: make it obvious? Yeah, like at least some have some 301 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 4: secrecy about it. This is probably the. 302 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: Most extreme example of like favorite Like it's just they're 303 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: not even trying like to hide it. 304 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 4: It's what has Op done? 305 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: Insane? That's the one. Yeah. Maybe maybe Op is like 306 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 1: secretly in fault but won't share. 307 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's like Op is just like 308 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 4: always like like taking shits on his parents' laptops. It's like, 309 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 4: why don't they like it's like, ope, my keyboard is 310 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 4: covered in feces. They have missed both major and smaller 311 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 4: events in my life because of her meltdowns. Now I 312 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 4: met the love of my life and we decided to 313 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 4: tie the knot. Let's go congratulations there we go? Ope 314 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 4: not see, not all redditors are virgins. 315 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 1: Just most of them. Go ahead, cook coming at me, guys, 316 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: yeah at me. From the beginning, I told my parents 317 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: how worried I am that my sister will ruin yet 318 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 1: another special moment in my life. I mean, if you 319 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 1: missed the graduation, I would be I would be terrified. 320 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean graduation is one of like the top 321 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 4: tier events of someone's life. I think, like wedding is 322 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 4: definitely more important. It's the number one. But still like that, 323 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 4: that's like the that's the warm up. Missing the graduation 324 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 4: is the warm up missing the wedding. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, 325 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 4: fuck it's it's just like and then if they miss 326 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 4: the wedding, that's a warm up to missing the funeral. 327 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 4: It's like parents, ain't showed up for your ship. If 328 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 4: they're not showed up for your wedding, watch them, watch them. 329 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: Murder their own sons just so they don't have to 330 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 1: attend the funeral, like they go on the land. I'm 331 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 1: a guarantee you now before me shinning. 332 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 4: We want to miss every important day of your life 333 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 4: and your dash. 334 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,560 Speaker 1: We give them Southern accents just right, Yeah, I just 335 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 1: felt right now. My mom told me over and over 336 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,960 Speaker 1: and over again that this would not happen. They wouldn't 337 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:50,360 Speaker 1: miss my wedding. Now, the day of the wedding, the 338 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 1: betrothed approach, I receive a voicemail from my mother now 339 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: saying no, that they could not come. Guess guess why 340 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: I say say it so because my sister's dog was 341 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:12,400 Speaker 1: sick and my sister was upset, Like how sick Rufus 342 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,680 Speaker 1: has diarrhea. He's sitting all over the floor. We gotta 343 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,119 Speaker 1: help clean up the boot scoot where he's scratching his 344 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: butthole in the carpet. It's tragic. How could any with 345 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 1: his butthole? 346 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,719 Speaker 4: It's more bro more important than your wedding. 347 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,679 Speaker 1: How dare you think that Rufus anything is more important 348 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 1: than Rufus? But but hoole, dude, that is that's offensive, 349 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: top tier buttole, I am I am personally offended that 350 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:41,160 Speaker 1: op did not respect Rufus's butthole. 351 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 4: Like also, if you think about it, Rufus's butthole is 352 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 4: always on display, and so it needs to be maintained 353 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 4: into the shape what a wedding. Maybe a couple hours, 354 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,960 Speaker 4: I'll watch the video. I'll watch the live stream to 355 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,680 Speaker 4: Netflix exactly. 356 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, now I was hurt. Really the understatement 357 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 1: of the century, understatement. 358 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:15,040 Speaker 4: Of wedding because of a sick dog, Like thank god, 359 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,760 Speaker 4: it's like worse than like your dog ate your homework. 360 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 4: It's like, my dog's butthole isn't flamed, couldn't do the. 361 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 1: My dog ate my wedding invitiation? Sorry no, no, no, no no, 362 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,960 Speaker 1: here's the full circle story. The dog ate the save 363 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,960 Speaker 1: the day and that was the diarrhea coming out that. 364 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,159 Speaker 4: Really high quality in. 365 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:46,199 Speaker 1: Now, even though op was hurt. My best man is 366 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: a jokester. My man likes to make practical jokes. So 367 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,880 Speaker 1: he took my phone and then went to my fiance 368 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,840 Speaker 1: and he asked if he could post a video of 369 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:03,960 Speaker 1: our wedding as a gift on social media. Okay, and 370 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,919 Speaker 1: she said yes, she loved the idea. Where are we 371 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 1: going with this? 372 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,639 Speaker 4: Wait, I'm so this sounds good. This sounds like the 373 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,679 Speaker 4: friend is posting the video and social media for the 374 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,040 Speaker 4: parents to see because they're missing posting a video. But 375 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 4: I'm a little confused by the way actually were back 376 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:27,360 Speaker 4: up or it's intentionally not giving away what's happened yet 377 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,080 Speaker 4: I believe. 378 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: Now. I had no idea what it was about until 379 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,399 Speaker 1: I got home our home. Our honeymoon was at a 380 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,760 Speaker 1: lake cabin. There was no cell service. So here's what 381 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,480 Speaker 1: it was. The post caption was my best friend. He 382 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: is an amazing person. Even if his parents never showed 383 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,440 Speaker 1: up for him, the video was still pictures of us 384 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,320 Speaker 1: next to our parents, me on the dance floor cutting 385 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 1: the cake, where you would normally see both parents in 386 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:02,159 Speaker 1: the wedding. But here's the thing. The sound behind the 387 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,640 Speaker 1: video was his mom's voicemail explaining that they would not 388 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,320 Speaker 1: be attending the wedding because their sister's dog was sick. 389 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:16,159 Speaker 4: That is some brilliant like editing right there, right, a 390 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 4: juxtaposition like give an academy a warrant to that editor? 391 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 1: Man? Wow, And who would think of that vo who 392 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 1: would think of like, oh, let me like to make 393 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,920 Speaker 1: this like this like mock. So it's always like. 394 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,760 Speaker 4: It's kind of like those rappers that put like the 395 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 4: voicemail at the beginning of their their songs. 396 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,439 Speaker 1: Hey baby, I'm so sorry. Little Rufs's butthole just exploded. 397 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 1: We just can't make it. Sally so upset. Fuck you dad, 398 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:53,280 Speaker 1: fuck Rufs's butthole. I said what I said, fire fire, 399 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 1: but the title is rufs butthole on this track. Yeah 400 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: on fire Now. I come home a week later to 401 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 1: hundreds of messages in my inbox, family members from both 402 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: sides insisting that I take it down. I was told 403 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,680 Speaker 1: my sister hasn't stopped crying. Since the video went up. 404 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 1: My mom is literally refusing to leave her house. 405 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 4: Geez, well maybe you should have gotten maybe you should 406 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 4: have gone to the. 407 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 1: Weddings right now. Here's where I might be the a hole. 408 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 1: I didn't take it down when I got the messages. 409 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 1: I didn't call my family back. I didn't call my 410 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,880 Speaker 1: family back right away. I waited until my vacation time 411 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,919 Speaker 1: was over at work and I enjoyed my time with 412 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,480 Speaker 1: my wife in our new home. 413 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 4: Freaking scam calls do not disturb. I think the key 414 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 4: to get hurt of the key to get rid of 415 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 4: scam calls is actually to answer them, but put your 416 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 4: your phone on mute, because then it like wastes their 417 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 4: like call time and actually waste their money. 418 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: That's genius. Okay, good to know, sure about that. I'll 419 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,480 Speaker 1: back it up a little bit. I didn't call my 420 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: family back right away. I waited until my vacation was 421 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,400 Speaker 1: over at work and I had enjoyed some time with 422 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: my wife in our no home before I contacted anybody. 423 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,560 Speaker 4: God forbid that he enjoyed the rest of his honeymoon. 424 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, after his own parents decided not to attend 425 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 1: his own wedding, like, good God, my dad told me 426 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 1: to take down the video. Son, you will be for 427 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 1: I have it dis owned if you keep that video up. 428 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 4: But like, literally, it's not a lie. That's the thing. 429 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 4: It's literally just videos and the voicemail like they're not 430 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 4: there's not like no text, there's it's just it's just that, 431 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 4: it's just it's the truth. 432 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, well, there's nothing wrong with it, obviously, 433 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 1: you just you just missed my wedding because sister's dog. 434 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong. 435 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 4: I just it's a you know, completely valid excuse to 436 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 4: not come to my wedding. 437 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 1: It's like a grocery list, you know, no no harm, 438 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: enough of what is it? There's no harm. You didn't 439 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,200 Speaker 1: do anything wrong, right, you don't admit to doing anything wrong, 440 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,120 Speaker 1: so there's there's nothing wrong listing it for everybody to 441 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 1: listen to. 442 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,120 Speaker 4: I want to find that. 443 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,080 Speaker 1: I wonder if, oh that would be amazing, that would 444 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,600 Speaker 1: amazing to find that. Now he said it was just 445 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: a bad night for them. 446 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 4: A bad night for to not for the wedding, the 447 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:41,159 Speaker 4: bad night your son did you didn't choke to his wedding. 448 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: Literally, like the audacity, the audacity, what would you guys, 449 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,159 Speaker 1: do if your own parents didn't go to the wedding 450 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,159 Speaker 1: and then said it was just a bad night for 451 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 1: they just couldn't they just couldn't make it. 452 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 4: That's like all right, Like let's say you're you're watching 453 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,880 Speaker 4: the Bachelorette with your parents. Parents call up, Hey, it's 454 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:06,200 Speaker 4: a bad night, the dog sick. That's a valid surette, right, yeah, 455 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,159 Speaker 4: but not for your wedding, not your actual wedding, A 456 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 4: movie wedding, a TV wedding, maybe not your actual wedding. 457 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys think. My opinion is 458 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:19,200 Speaker 1: the only the only reasonable excuse. It's like, hey, fun, 459 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 1: I was I was in a car crash and both 460 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: my legs are broken. But I so I tried to 461 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: crawl then yeah, but then the paramedics. But then the 462 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,440 Speaker 1: paramedics stopped me and forced me to go to the hospital. 463 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,919 Speaker 4: And even then you got a blast get the r 464 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 4: in the wheelchair and then try to roll there. 465 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,959 Speaker 1: But then the police, they called the police, and they 466 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 1: they arrested him. That's that's the only excuse in jail 467 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,720 Speaker 1: with two broken legs, that's the only reasonable excuse me can. 468 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 4: Except not my dog's butthole. 469 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,160 Speaker 1: Is on fire. I don't know about you. I don't 470 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 1: know you guys. That's just me. 471 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,480 Speaker 4: Yes, but maybe you feel maybe we're weird. 472 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,240 Speaker 1: What excuse? 473 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,800 Speaker 4: Yes, you would allow your parents to give for missing 474 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 4: your wedding? 475 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,639 Speaker 1: The best excuse. I promise you we will read on 476 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,359 Speaker 1: the show. I promise you beat my broken leg thing. Yeah, 477 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,360 Speaker 1: geus his broken legs, bake them twice. 478 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,320 Speaker 4: The story? 479 00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:15,479 Speaker 1: Right? 480 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:15,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, this more? 481 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:23,040 Speaker 1: Sorry? Okay, So so here's here's what the dad said. 482 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,439 Speaker 1: He said that they will make it up to me 483 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 1: and my wife for not coming to the wedding. 484 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:34,440 Speaker 4: How you get divorced and you get remarried again, then 485 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,639 Speaker 4: we'll come to that wedding. We'll go to your second wedding. 486 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 1: My reply was, exactly, how do you plan to make 487 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 1: up my wedding? The most reasonable question ever asked on 488 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:52,120 Speaker 1: planet Earth. It's a once in a lifetime thing, and 489 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,879 Speaker 1: you've chosen to ignore my feelings on the whole matter. Correct, 490 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:02,800 Speaker 1: That is is what these parents pull out of their hat. Well, 491 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 1: here's here's what the dad. Here's the dad's response. Huh, 492 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,439 Speaker 1: he just repeated, he will make it up to me. 493 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 1: That feels like bury. My air boss is like, don't worry. 494 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,159 Speaker 1: I'll make it up to you to make it up 495 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: to me. Don't worry, don't worry, make it up to you, 496 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:28,320 Speaker 1: don't worry about it. It also, do all mobsters have 497 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,760 Speaker 1: like laryngitis? Why do they always? 498 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 4: I think it's all the cigars, true, true, lots of cigars. 499 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,399 Speaker 1: Now. I told my dad I would take the video 500 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 1: down when he made up for missing my wedding. Kind 501 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:53,080 Speaker 1: that great media is right, like brilliant, flustered, we both 502 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,400 Speaker 1: hung up the phone before we said things we should 503 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 1: not have to each other. Fair, Am I the a 504 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 1: hole here? I could have just taken down the video? 505 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:16,639 Speaker 4: Okay? So I think no Opie is not the a 506 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 4: hole at all. And I like like maybe the parents 507 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,480 Speaker 4: just didn't realize how terrible they were being. Maybe this 508 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,880 Speaker 4: is like the wake up call that they needed, where 509 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,560 Speaker 4: it's like, oh shit, we have been absolute dick bags 510 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,360 Speaker 4: to our son and completely. 511 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,680 Speaker 1: The problem is I don't think they did. I don't 512 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,879 Speaker 1: think they realize it. If their answer, if their answers, 513 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,679 Speaker 1: will make it up to you, it's like, bro, they 514 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,760 Speaker 1: literally that's impossible. It's literally impossible. 515 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 4: It's true. 516 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,639 Speaker 1: Like I wonder it's like making someone I don't know 517 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,120 Speaker 1: what the disorder. Maybe someone can share in the comments, 518 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 1: but like there's got to be some sort of like 519 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,040 Speaker 1: like like reality disorder where you literally cannot like understand 520 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,680 Speaker 1: the severity of like. 521 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,199 Speaker 4: Because this is it's so weird, because they like if 522 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,640 Speaker 4: they seem to empathize with every situation the sister goes 523 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 4: through exactly like none of what the sun goes through. 524 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: Like even even to like stop what you're doing and 525 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 1: comfort your daughter who's dog is sick. Like even that, 526 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 1: like on just any random day is like, Okay, that's nice, 527 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,880 Speaker 1: but you don't have to do that. But missing there's 528 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 1: son's whole wedding for that, it's just unaccepted. 529 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,640 Speaker 4: They hate the son they for some reason. Wait what 530 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 4: Maybe maybe maybe they're like it was because it was 531 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,520 Speaker 4: it was it a gay wedding. Maybe they're like prejudiced. 532 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 4: Maybe they're like homophobic. 533 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:47,240 Speaker 1: That's a possible. I think fiance I forget the E structure, 534 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 1: But also I feel like, oh P would have mentioned that, 535 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 1: what oh piece of dude. Probably he is definitely a guy, 536 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,760 Speaker 1: but didn't say his husband. Uh all I believe he 537 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 1: only said fiance, which with one E, which is a 538 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 1: woman that has been Okay, fiance refers to a man 539 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: and fiance. Okay, I mean he uses one e in fiance. 540 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: But I don't know if that was like him just 541 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 1: being like I never what if you did? Did did 542 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,480 Speaker 1: you look up husband? Nothing? No? 543 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 4: Interesting? Yeah, I don't know, Like I just like I like, 544 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,480 Speaker 4: I have to imagine they're like prejudiced against him for 545 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,320 Speaker 4: some reason or like something. 546 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, something in the past happened. It's just like. 547 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,960 Speaker 4: Literally like you are no longer our son. 548 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. 549 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 4: Basically terrible parents. Terrible parents, that is for sure. 550 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: That's for sure.