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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of I Heart Radio, Zaren

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Speaker 1: what's up, Elizabeth? Donn' that's much. You know it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Oh I saw this and thought of you in your

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Speaker 1: time in Vegas. Do you remember Monticore the White Lion? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: Siegfried and Roy. Yes, sigfreed Roy's big cat that attacked

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Speaker 1: Did you know Monticore had a TV show? No? Well,

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Speaker 1: not exactly him. But in two thousand four there was

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Speaker 1: a c g I animated series that debuted on NBC

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Speaker 1: The father was played by John Goodman, right as the

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Speaker 1: star of Siegfried and Roy's Magic Show. The reason you

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Speaker 1: don't remember this show is it was one of the

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Speaker 1: worst flops of all time. Now, it had a good cast,

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Speaker 1: John Goodman as the White Lion. His wife was Cheryl

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Speaker 1: Hind from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Carl Reiner played her father.

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Speaker 1: Orlando Jones was a gopher. But there were parts of

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Speaker 1: the show that didn't age well, like the Flamingo, who

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Speaker 1: Dom DeLuise as a gay leopard. There were two lesbian

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Speaker 1: played by Lisa Coudrove from Friends and I'm not kidding

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Speaker 1: Kelsey Grammer as himself. Now, what was this show like? Well,

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Speaker 1: in the second episode, John Goodman as the White Lion

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Speaker 1: confronts a scheming tiger trying to steal his spot in

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Speaker 1: the Magic Show. When things are about to go get violent,

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Speaker 1: the upstart tigers like pleading for mercy with John good

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Speaker 1: because he's about to beat on him, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: would you? Made show? Now, just months before the show premiered,

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Speaker 1: Roy was attacked by montcor So Roy, you know he

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Speaker 1: in front of the Vegas Show, right, So that's what

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Speaker 1: everyone remembers when this show debuts, is is Roy hitting

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Speaker 1: the tiger on the head with the mic going release, release, release, right?

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Speaker 1: So monta car eventually did release Roy. The show, though,

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Speaker 1: did not survive and was canceled really quickly because audiences

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Speaker 1: were like, what the hell is this weird? Bigst reality

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Speaker 1: show for kids that has a lion voiced by John

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Speaker 1: Goodley playing whip cream on his nipples. It was for

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Speaker 1: kids when it was a Saturday Morning it was like

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Speaker 1: it was animated and had John Goodman a lion in

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Speaker 1: a magic show. It's like, how could this be for adult? Like, no,

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Speaker 1: this is for adults because we have mad about you

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Speaker 1: real real quote from an NC ridiculous, right, Yeah, in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. My time as a as a lion in

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Speaker 1: the Siegfried and Ray show. It's rough. I don't like

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Speaker 1: to talk about it too much. Okay, that's cool. That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to know what else is ridiculous? I'm

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Speaker 1: here for it. Paying criminals to commit crimes for entertainment.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous crime. A podcast about absurd, outrageous capers, heists,

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Speaker 1: cons it's always murder free and one ridiculous. Zaren Elizabeth.

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Speaker 1: I know I've said this too many times before, but

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Speaker 1: I don't really watch television. Yes, you have said that

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Speaker 1: many times. I've never believed you, but you've said it

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Speaker 1: many times. I'm just not a television person. No, not

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Speaker 1: at all except for the hit Fox TV show nine

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Speaker 1: One One, or Sons of Anarchy. There was that one,

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Speaker 1: all the flavors of law and order boom boom boom boom,

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Speaker 1: or Succession. There was another one that you don't watch,

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Speaker 1: or any masterpiece mystery, another one you almost always never watch.

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Speaker 1: Last Kingdom Bankings. You know they go hand in hand. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Gardner's World, I've not watching love not watching it, Barry,

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Speaker 1: have you ever seen that? I've never seen it called

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Speaker 1: The mid One? Yes, your other classic never to watch

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Speaker 1: Southside Sleeper. Good, I've never seen um. So I don't

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Speaker 1: juice in me um, I would watch a little show

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Speaker 1: called The Heist. We've heard about this show, Yes, I

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Speaker 1: mentioned it briefly when I told The Tale of ar

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you about the show itself, and

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Speaker 1: own episodes. Dipping into the well, I'm I'm taking one

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Spoiler alert, there's tardia in the water.

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Speaker 1: It's not not my first time, alright. So anyway, December

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Speaker 1: two thousand four, Channel four in the UK they aired

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Speaker 1: a three part TV show called The Heist. This is

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Speaker 1: the show that I said I would watch if I

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Speaker 1: you just find the remote. The show created, written and

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Speaker 1: directed by David Glover. No relation to Donald or Danny

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Speaker 1: and Rudolph Hurtzog. No relation to Whitey son of Werner.

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Speaker 1: d um So see. Now that's another television show I

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Speaker 1: former criminal masterminds were put together to accomplish an assigned heist.

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Speaker 1: They were not allowed to use violence or any threat

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Speaker 1: of violence. They don't got to pick each other. They're

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Speaker 1: mats um. They can't cause any kind of criminal damage either.

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Speaker 1: So but other than that, all bets are off. Anything

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Speaker 1: window you considered criminal damage? Yeah, because someone's gonna pay

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Speaker 1: one of the creators, explained, quote, the series is more

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Speaker 1: it also demystifies that movie style image of organized crime. Yes,

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Speaker 1: of cinema psychological profile. So the institutions being robbed, they

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Speaker 1: of those like the secret CEO shows. Yes, I've never

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Speaker 1: the undercover lover, he said, quote Getting permission from the

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Speaker 1: people in places we targeted was quite tricky. One might imagine.

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Speaker 1: Some were worried that we'd exploded flaws in their security.

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Speaker 1: Bold enough, I like that, don't producer talks up your business,

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Speaker 1: But Zarin, I need you to focus for talking about

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Speaker 1: he said he worked as a writer, a crime reporter,

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Speaker 1: a TV consultant, but not a crime boy. And that's

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Speaker 1: not a quote. And then but listen, they're like, but

422
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: we saw you. I'm not a crime boy. I'm a

423
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: crime boy. Um. They're like, why were you driving around

424
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: behind this cash transit van taking notes? And uh, he says, well,

425
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: it's part of the research for my book Blaggers, Inc.

426
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: I'm a writer. He'll he'll Pete Townsend defense in Thank You.

427
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 1: He lost an appeal trying to prove that he had

428
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 1: been framed by police. So that's Terry. Next up Peter

429
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: Scott Peter He's born in Belfast as Peter Craig Gulston

430
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 1: February the War. Yeah, I want to warn you now

431
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: that I'm going to do an episode on this cat.

432
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: So this is a quick, quick quick quick, so Peter.

433
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: By his teens, he's already stealing from wealthy homes in town,

434
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: smart veterans from poor homes. Little cat Burg learns. Around

435
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: twenty two, he moves to London, changes his last name

436
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: to Scott, continues to burgle Uh. He learned from the

437
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: master thief, George Taters Chatham. He's Taters. Am I doing

438
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: this right? He's like boy God movie He Who Rides

439
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: a Tiger Okay, starring Tom Bell and Judy Dench, lightly

440
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: based on this dude's career. He was in jail when

441
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: the film was released. I've never seen this film. He

442
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 1: had that. I was like, oh my god. I thought

443
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: you'd get out of here. I thought you'd seen every

444
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: movie ever made. Um. Some of his alleged victims included

445
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 1: Sophia Loren, Lauren, Ja Ja Gabor. She had the slapping

446
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 1: one or was that the other? I think that anyway.

447
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 1: Vivian Lee was another victim. He said. He also broke

448
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: into the homes of Betty Davis, Elizabeth Taylor, and Bancropt

449
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 1: Shirley Bassie. How does get all these? Address? Maria callis

450
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: you know what he got on one of those visit

451
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 1: the sps of the stars and he just would jump

452
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: off the tall deck of the bus, just taking notes,

453
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: scurry in, wait for the next bus, scurry back. Ginger

454
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: Rogers one of my personal faves other than you know.

455
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: But he said on those like the Betty Davis through

456
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: Ginger Rogers, he didn't take anything because he said there

457
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: wasn't anything worth stealing in their homes. Burn cold. You

458
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: could put that on if you had a burn, you

459
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: were swelling, he could, yeah, exactly to the affected area. Now,

460
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: Sophia Larn did get hit. She was recorded saying that

461
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: Peter had stolen a ruby necklace, a sapphire necklace, earring

462
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: and ring set, an emerald necklace, diamond earrings, diamond ring,

463
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: and a three strand pearl necklace. Because she's got real

464
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: international admirer has given real jewelry that like, can we

465
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: talk about that list of Yeah, and he just lightened

466
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: the load. He's like, you don't need this, You're so beautiful,

467
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: you don't need it, so beautiful, give me those rocks.

468
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: It's just detracting from your beauty. So he's apparently he

469
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: has stolen more than thirty million pounds worth of and

470
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: that's money pounds sterling, that weight, jewelry, artwork, other valuables.

471
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: In his lifetime, he would buy himself a new suit

472
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: before each job so that he wouldn't look out a

473
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: place among the rich and famous. Smart Smart. His exploits

474
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: earned him the name the human fly. I would I

475
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: would reject that nickname because he's just costly, rubbing his

476
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: hands on his eyes and his face, and he just

477
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: a day anyway. He described himself as quote a man

478
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: who has made all the mistakes that vanity, envy, and

479
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: greed create. He's a character, he's amazing in the highest

480
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: He compares himself to Walter Middie, and he said, quote,

481
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: I was a victim of nineteen thirties cinema, and I

482
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: was always Jesse James. I was never the FBI. He

483
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: says like that in his younger years, he was a

484
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: little bondish, a little suave, a little handsome, a little horny,

485
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: and a little dangerous. He has a little bit of

486
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: a little bit of sunshine everything um. He wrote a

487
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: memoir called Gentleman Thief. He said that he had been

488
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: quote sent by God to take back some of the

489
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: wealth that the outrageously rich had taken from the rest

490
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: of us. You know, Jesus stands on. Well, I'm that

491
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: is so that like that's like did he write this

492
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: in prisons? Like I was? I was doing a good

493
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: work sp well, he said. His reasoning was quote the

494
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: people I burgled got rich by greed and skulled duggery.

495
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,959
Speaker 1: They indulged in the mechanics of ostentation. They deserved me

496
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: and I deserved. It's kind of like a get rich

497
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: by the sword, get poured by the sword. Pretty much.

498
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: He went. He did four years in jail. He gets out,

499
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: he decides he's going to turn over a new leaf,

500
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: renounced crimes like they all do. What do you think

501
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: he did? He did it for about a decade. What

502
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: do you think he did? Um? He became a travel

503
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: guide on the Chicago River Tour, and he would point

504
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: out all of the places like the Chicago Museum Tower. No. No,

505
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: he was a tennis coach. Wo though, Here's what happens.

506
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: A friend of his steals a Picasso painting. As one

507
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: has one's friend. He um, he agrees, you know what, Okay,

508
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: you stole this painting. I'm not the crimer here, you're

509
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: the crimer. So, but I'm going to help you find

510
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: a buyer for this, get it off your hands. Uh.

511
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: So what happens, though, is he walks into a sting

512
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: like the whole thing was set up. Was this set

513
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: up in Europe with the FBI Art Height team, I

514
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: think it was. I think I've read about the guy

515
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: who didst right. So here's the here's my favorite part.

516
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: He gets arrested and he recites a line from Invictus

517
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: Yes Henley poem under the bludgeonings of Chance, my head

518
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: is bloody but unbound. Yeah. So he pleads guilty, and

519
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: then when he's sixty eight, he gets sent to prison

520
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: for another three and a half years. Now two thousand thirteen,

521
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: well after the show has ended. He dies at the

522
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: age of eighty two, better than before the show goes true,

523
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: before his ghost appear like I didn't want you to

524
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: think that. Maybe in the middle of filming, just driving

525
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: him around when he when he passed away, he was

526
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: bankrupt and he said, quote I gave all well, yeah,

527
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: I can't take it with you, he said, quote I

528
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: gave all my money, the head waiters and tarts money.

529
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: Well spent someone called anyone. I don't know, but we

530
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: need to do it more. Um, last but not least

531
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: are no foul k If you want to know more

532
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: about him listening of that episode Quick Profession. He's an extortionist,

533
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: loves gadgets, animation, loves Scrooge McDuck, ak Daggo Bart, trains, bombs,

534
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: we want the food, drunk drink crime. Yeah, he did

535
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: get drunk on that one. Um, that's the cruise Zarin

536
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: so far. Who's your favorite? Um, I gotta say, I

537
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: don't know, think I already one of my tops, but

538
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: this careers art probably Terry. Yeah, I like Tabby. I

539
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: mean Joey Piles, Joey Emorhoids is alright, but mostly just

540
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: the nickname I gave him. Like, I think my sleeper

541
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: favorite right now is Peter Scott. Yeah, I mean he's

542
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: on the outside, don't get me wrong, but it was

543
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: the whole one. I spent my money on charts, and

544
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, alright, when he said tarts, he was talking

545
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: about little pies. Yeah, not the sweetheart candies. I was

546
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: going to grace the baker. He's just got like no

547
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: teeth and he's just got all those all these candies.

548
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: So what was I talking about today? The heist? Although yes,

549
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: that show the ice. Yeah, let me tell you about

550
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: the show itself. Then the first episode was called Art Attack,

551
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: and that air December seventh, not like a heart attack,

552
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 1: well yeah, like a British joke. I guess it must

553
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: be two thousand four art then that would be heart attacks, right,

554
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: yea's heart attack anyway, go on, and I'm so confused

555
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: right now. The second one million pound car December fourteen,

556
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,439
Speaker 1: and then the third horse Trading December. So let's start

557
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: with Art Attack. So for their first task, the thieves

558
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: have to steal painter Andrew Gifford's The View from the

559
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: Bandstand from the London Art Fair, and they have to

560
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: get an insurance pay out on it, so they have

561
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 1: to steal it and then get away with it. They

562
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 1: understand you have to do three parts of the exactly

563
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: They've been listening before the show ever existed. So the

564
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: fair was held over the course of four days January

565
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: fourteen through eighteenth, two thousand four at the Business Design

566
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: Center in London, one of the nicest design centers in London.

567
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: So it's lovely the building, security alarms on every door,

568
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: bars on the windows, CCTV, a solid steel roof. They

569
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 1: said it was impregnable. You couldn't get this. Sorry, sorry,

570
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: we're just thinking like on this one impregnating buildings. Additionally,

571
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: cars on the site all had to be registered and

572
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: visitors bags were checked going in and out, so it's

573
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: like going to the airport in this place. Apparently they

574
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: at the design center they agreed to test uh their

575
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: security via this heist. So the building's head of security

576
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: and then the gallerists, who are showing we're also both

577
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: aware of the attempt. None of the other security personnel

578
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: knew that this was going on. The head of security

579
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: said he was confident the thieves would not get away

580
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: with a crime. There's that sneaky five percent margin of air,

581
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: and there's always the unexpected. Yeah, So the gallerist he

582
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: wanted to present a copy or bolt the painting to

583
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: the wall, but was told, you can't use any methods

584
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: that you normally wouldn't have in place. So unless you're

585
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: bolting everything to the wall and nothing in here is real,

586
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: no in they're planning. Peter wanted to elegantly sneak in

587
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: and grab the painting. That's like you know, his m

588
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: O suit, walk into state Terry, your boy, Terry. He

589
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: wanted to ram open the back doors and basically do

590
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: a smashing crass. See dude, he Peter called it. I'm

591
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: gonna need a steamroller, I'm gonna need a pack of

592
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: dogs exactly. Well, Peter, here's his plan. Is like, that's

593
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: a little heavy handed. Um, what about what about Arnold?

594
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: Arnold he wants to get in there early as an

595
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 1: artist and exhibit his own painting in order to gain access,

596
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: create confusion before the thing even opens to the public,

597
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 1: and then pull this like delightful, mischievous switcheroo. He looks

598
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: sob bemused and so unimpressed by the strong arm tactics

599
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: or like the cat Burglar machinations at the others are into.

600
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: I would love to see them looking at each other

601
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: and they're coming up at their you know, it's like

602
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: Arnold has like a delightful Rube Goldberg absurdist scenario in

603
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: that beautiful brain of his. Uh it's hilarious. So anyway,

604
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: hold on, what's that I'm hearing? It's ad time. Yeah,

605
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: So when we come back, I'm going to tell you

606
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: about how this and other episodes shake out and we're

607
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: back there. So Art Attack having an art Attack right now.

608
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: Episode one, so come on with the gang. They need

609
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: to somehow steal a painting from an exhibition at the

610
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: London Art Fair, as in the band stand painting. Yep,

611
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: beautiful piece by the way, absolutely beautiful. They've been plodding

612
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: together at a pub trying to puzzle out the best

613
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: way to steal the painting and steal our hearts. Peter,

614
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: Terry Matthew remember computer Boy. They managed to get into

615
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: the building while the show was being set up to

616
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: scope things out. Matthew pretended to be a pr agent

617
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: and got a guided tour. So smart he was able

618
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: to get his hands on a program too, and that

619
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: showed exactly where the painting was going to be displayed,

620
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: so they didn't have to poke around. Terry and Peter

621
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: they attend the show's opening night along with four thousand

622
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: other people. Terry soon discovers that a window in the

623
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: stairwell at the back of the building, which is also

624
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: not too far from the painting. The bars were on

625
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: the inside, not the outside, and the window also happened

626
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: to be a CCTV blind spot, so it's like making

627
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: all these notes. The second night, Arnold Funke and Terry

628
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: they went to the window with the intent of cutting

629
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Speaker 1: the inside lock with bolt cutters. Jimmy the window whatever.

630
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: M a security guard was reading a paper in the

631
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: stairwell on the floor above them, and so they knew

632
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: that cutting it would make too much noise. So instead

633
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: Terry just unlocked the windows locks and hoped no one

634
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: would notice, and then they'd come back first thing in

635
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: the morning and come in from the outside. Zaren Elizabeth close.

636
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I want you to picture it. There you

637
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: are walking to work at five in the morning. Where

638
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: do you work. Well, you're the manager of the tanning

639
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: shop is Lington. It's good, steady work and you're a

640
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: believer in the restorative powers of skin cancer. Oh that

641
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: I was thinking leather, No tanning. You're making people into

642
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: leather and look at me. You'd like to do this? Yeah, exactly.

643
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: The shop doesn't open for hours, but you want to

644
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: get in early because you don't think the people who

645
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: close up last night fully sanitize the beds. You're a

646
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: morning person anyway, what do you care? So before you

647
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: get to work, you decide to stop in at a

648
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,479
Speaker 1: newsagents and get yourself a copy of the Daily Mail,

649
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 1: which is your favorite and the latest issue of Radio times,

650
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: so you know what times stories are going to be on,

651
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: and maybe a couple of candy bars. Yeah, so we

652
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 1: know how you roll get one of those marathon bars exactly. Uh.

653
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: There you are walking down the empty sidewalk opening up

654
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: one of your chocolates when you hear the clank of

655
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: a ladder. Two men, window washers, seems, are over at

656
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: the business design center across the street from your tanning salon.

657
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: You watches one of them, who looks straight out of

658
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: a Guy Ritchey movie. You've got slick back hair that

659
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: you can see even under a ball cap, strong East

660
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: End accent. He climbs the ladder that they've propped up

661
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: against the windows above a service entrance. The other window

662
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 1: washer mutters something in like a lilting German accent, adjust

663
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: this little wire rim glasses, and then chuckles to himself.

664
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: The first window washer, he starts jimmy ing open one

665
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: of the windows. Doesn't seem quite right, the window washers,

666
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: this is weird. They trade places then, curious in the morning,

667
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: really early. The germans slips into the window and scurries

668
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: off into the building. And the hard man is now

669
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: at the top of the ladder and he started sort

670
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 1: of like halfheartedly wiping a window pane with a rag,

671
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: like it's just so worst window washers. Ever, so, not

672
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: long after, the German returns carrying what looks like kind

673
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 1: of like a painting or a poster or something. Um.

674
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: He hands it off to the hard Man, which gingerly

675
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: comes down the ladder. They seem almost giddy but also nervous.

676
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: They take the ladder and off they go into that

677
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: pre dawn light, speed walking to a nearby van pulling

678
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: off into traffic. Zaren, you've just witnessed Terry and Arno

679
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 1: steal the painting. Now off you go to the tanning

680
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: shop to open up and get ready for business. I've

681
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: got bodies to burn. As to the painting, Uh, they

682
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: couldn't find any reputable gallerist who was going to buy

683
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: this thing, right, so they initially tried to get money

684
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: from the insurance company. However, negotiations fell apart pretty quickly

685
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: and the money collection was never attempted. So was the

686
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: insurance company. And on the fact that the show was like,

687
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: were they aware that what they were insuring under attack? Yeah? Um,

688
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 1: here's the thing. If this wasn't a show and was

689
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: an actual criminal enterprise. The painting probably would have been

690
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: traded around among criminals never you know, maybe turned up. Yeah,

691
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: it can turn up decades down the road. They're like, oh,

692
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: that's what happened to it, but they don't know how

693
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: it got to wear. Um. But you know, that's that's

694
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: not what can happen on a TV show. So the

695
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: only ones in this whole thing who got what they

696
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: needed were the folks running the center because they now

697
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: they know how the security. Yeah, exactly, So it really

698
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: wasn't a victory for the crew because they weren't able

699
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: to unload that painting. That was what the requirement. Yeah.

700
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: Then we get to episode two million pound Car not await, No,

701
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:10,439
Speaker 1: it's the biggest car in the world. UM. I want

702
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: you to please note that I could only find the

703
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: audio for this episode. These episodes are not easy to find,

704
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: so I just had to listen to it. Bear with me. Um.

705
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: In the second episode, the gang's trying to steal a

706
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: one of a kind TVR car prototype from the Earl's

707
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: Court and Motor show the British TVR. But you're right,

708
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: they make those little like the detectors that yellow try. Yes, yes, Um,

709
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: and they need to transport it a Detectors. Is that

710
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: a TV show? Yeah? I'm sorry, you probably never heard

711
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: of it. You would like it though, if you ever

712
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: watched a TV I've heard it's a really great show.

713
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: But since I don't watch to check out the TV,

714
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: sometimes I will. I'll write that down check out. Uh.

715
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: They needed to steal this car and take it to

716
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: Belgium because I guess it would be easier to sell

717
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: their they lose more and then you want to do

718
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: the whole like stereotype, I take this to East during Europe. Yeah,

719
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: I guess. Uh. So the car was going to be

720
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: on display for only one day at this car show

721
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: and then it's going to be taken by truck to

722
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: r F Bentwater Park, which is a former British Air

723
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: Force base. The car did have a tracking device, but

724
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: it would only activate after the car was reported stolen,

725
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: So they're not just watching it, you know, go about

726
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: its daily business into the bathroom and then you know,

727
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: back out. So why are you shaking your head of me?

728
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: The team they determined right, They analyzed. They determined that

729
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: stealing the car from the show is too risky. There

730
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: are too many people, too many cameras get it in transit. Yeah.

731
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: So the former Air Force based storage locations seemed to

732
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: be more promising, but the front entrance had quote military

733
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: style defenses, ye get it in trans yeah. And the well,

734
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: the thieves didn't know which of the two hangars the

735
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: car would be in. You know where it is in transit. Yeah.

736
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: Now the head of security, aware of the show, aware

737
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: of the potential for theft, are fastened the furious movie.

738
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: That is actually something I'm not aware of, and I

739
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: don't make a mental note. I will have to tell

740
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 1: you about you do. Um. The head of security added

741
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: an infrared wall in front of the hangar that would

742
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: house the car, because he's like, I know what these

743
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: cats are up to, wall, just use lasers. He also

744
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: set up a decoy alarm system inside the hangar, and

745
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,959
Speaker 1: destroying it wouldn't stop the real alarm from going off

746
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: and reaching him remotely. That's interesting. So here's the thing though,

747
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: the back gate to the base. No security, Like, we're

748
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: going to cover three of the four walls. Yeah, And

749
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 1: so the gang's like, well, I think I know how

750
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: We're getting in through the floor through the open gate

751
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 1: in the back. Yeah that one okay. So they decided

752
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: to set this is I Love this. They set up

753
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: a fake guard station to stop the driver and then

754
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: steal the truck in transit. So the TVR is going

755
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: to get to the base around like five PM if

756
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: it hadn't arrived by X the tracker gets turned on.

757
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: So the day of the car show, Matthew Computer Boy,

758
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: he stuck a tracker onto the transport truck and then

759
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 1: when the truck was close to the base, he sent

760
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: the driver a message via the TVR memo system. So

761
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: he hacks the memo system, go back, go to the

762
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: back gate in front instead of the front. Perfect. So

763
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: they need someone to play the fake security guard, so

764
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: they get Joey Pile's son Mitch Mitch Pile just Pile

765
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: a Mitch. Mitch has to be the fake backgate security

766
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: guard um. According to the show, Mitch's day job was

767
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: quote a minder looking after rock bands including Black Grape

768
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: and Oasis. Yes. So the driver pulls up stops at

769
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: the back gate. Mitch answers a fake phone call and

770
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: tells the driver that his boss is on the line.

771
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: The driver leaves the ut to take the call, and

772
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: Mitch kidnaps him. It's not violent, no weapons, and he

773
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: didn't break the driver in half. There's no Brooks. I

774
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: take the truck. That's the driver. So then um Terry

775
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 1: Smith right, Tammy. He's like, tie them up. I wanted

776
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: to tie this guy up. The show was like that's

777
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:25,959
Speaker 1: a little The producers come out and tell the driver

778
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: you're in no danger. This is part of a TV show. Um,

779
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: this will This relaxes him. He's like, okay, fine, So

780
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: the driver's out of the truck, one or two of

781
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: the thieves. This is where like I couldn't see it.

782
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: I could only hear it. Um. They drove the car

783
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: to the ferry headed for Belgium. They were also somehow

784
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: able to stop the tracker from tracking, but like I

785
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: couldn't there. I guess some kind of electromagnetic interview. Yeah.

786
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 1: The problem is is that, like sometimes there's voice over

787
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: on the show. Sometimes there's like screen stuff. I don't know.

788
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's voice over in your head. Well there's always that.

789
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: It's like, which is it's all break back computer? Um,

790
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: so the show like acknowledges, you know what, if this

791
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: would have been an actual theft, police would have like

792
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: looked for DNA fingerprint evidence, alerting all the ports and

793
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, so it would be more difficult

794
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: to leave the country. But they got away with this one.

795
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: They got it to Belgium. Well done, chaps. Now that

796
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: takes us episode three horse trading one to one so far. Okay,

797
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: I could only find this episode with no sound. I

798
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: found this one referenced in a telegram. It was insane.

799
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: There's no sense. I have searched high and low on

800
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: the whole internet, all the tubes. Okay, so you watched

801
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: one that had sound and picture, you watch one that

802
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 1: had no picture, and you watch one that had no sound. Yes, yes,

803
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: and then then you're looking at me, who has no friends,

804
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: who spent days doing this. Yeah, and so this is

805
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever watched TV. I'm like, oh,

806
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: there's both sound and picture, Like, how does this work?

807
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: Is it always with the sound? Who's to say? So?

808
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: No sound? So I'm just watching it and there is

809
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: a lot of voice over in these shows, so I

810
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: have no idea. Yeah whatever, And there's no captions because

811
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: this is like, you know, how I found them though.

812
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: There's like a Matthew Bevan associated website and he has

813
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: these links to these YouTube you know, uploads, but they're

814
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: all checked up check link. Yeah, so there's no captions

815
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: for me. I'm not a good lip reader, and I

816
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: can't do like the auto generate subtitles. You can't. There's

817
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: no audio for it to It's just picture would make

818
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: no sense. So I'm just sitting there watching Joey Pile

819
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: lay it on thick and sidle up to the pub table.

820
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: He's wearing like this time in this episode. He's got

821
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: aviator glasses on and like a ton of gold chains

822
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: and like a dress shirt that's super unbuttoned. Um and

823
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: it looks like he's been hanging out at your tanning salon.

824
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: He looks greasy, h so are no funk. He's wearing

825
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: like a burbery scarf and looking skeptical while writing a

826
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: l an escalator into the underground. And then Matthew Bevan

827
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 1: looks skeptical and shakes his head while watching a video

828
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: of some sort of negotiation. Everyone just looks skeptical the

829
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: whole time. I like this description. Here's what they called together,

830
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: Tell me what they were shooting? Looks at each other

831
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: at the whole point. Yeah, No, there's a lot of

832
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: like and it looks like maybe there are some alliances

833
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: being made because they do kind of talk garbage on

834
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: each other in the first episode of like, oh, I

835
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: don't think he's very good. By episode three, I get

836
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: there skeptical from what I can tell, and then I

837
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: think that there's they're starting to kind of break off,

838
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: and I don't think they like Peter. But maybe that's

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Speaker 1: someone else, and any of them earned an immunity from

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Speaker 1: being kicked off the criminal crew, probably, but I couldn't

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Speaker 1: hear it, so they didn't have any like large signs

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Speaker 1: that said so um so. From my time in the

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Speaker 1: silence and then also various press reports, the object of

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Speaker 1: the game was that the thieves needed to kidnap a

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Speaker 1: one million pound racehorse. That's that's money, not wait Lucky

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Speaker 1: Harry from his stable and collect the ransom Lucky Lucky

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Speaker 1: Terry Smith he said, quote, This isn't something I read,

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Speaker 1: not listen to. I got really good at lip reading,

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Speaker 1: he said quote. To be honest, getting hold of the

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Speaker 1: horse was the easy part. We had someone on the inside.

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Speaker 1: The tricky bit was trying to get our hands on

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Speaker 1: the ransom money without getting caught. That's so yeah. The

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Speaker 1: bag of money they it's it is so hard to

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Speaker 1: follow when there's no audio. It is so hard and

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Speaker 1: I was just like and I couldn't. It was hard

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Speaker 1: to hold my attention, but I just kept doing it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: staring in silence. Um, so they have this bag of

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Speaker 1: money and I was assuming it's the ransom and they're

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Speaker 1: going to put it in a dumpster. Now are no

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Speaker 1: food case involved? So he shows up are No and

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Speaker 1: Terry They show up and they're in these like weird

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Speaker 1: moto frogman costumes and hell frogman like they're wearing flippers

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Speaker 1: and helmets and a scuba tank no scuba tank but

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Speaker 1: like and no flippers, but they're wearing like what looks

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Speaker 1: like wet suits and like a life preserver or is

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Speaker 1: it a bulletproof vest because this also isn't shot in

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Speaker 1: like like keblar vested. Certain big wave surfers were kind

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Speaker 1: of yeah. But then like helmets like motorcycle helmets. And

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Speaker 1: so they're gonna go and like steal something, steal a

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Speaker 1: horse and then surf away and at nazaree and like

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Speaker 1: waves to get away. Well, they show up. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea what's going on at this point. Um, but

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Speaker 1: our man are no. He got the money out of

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Speaker 1: a false back or bottom panel something his favorite move

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Speaker 1: without every classic Arno. So they're like underneath and these

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Speaker 1: guys put the money in this dumpster thing and then

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Speaker 1: he jimmies it open from from beneath. But why were

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Speaker 1: they dressed like that? Well, now we're getting to the

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Speaker 1: very best part was involved like sewers or waterway escapes.

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Speaker 1: They escaped on a jet ski. A jet skis there,

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Speaker 1: it's Peak Arno and then peaked Terry ridiculous, going fast

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Speaker 1: and being ridiculous, and Terry's piloting and Arnold's hanging on

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Speaker 1: behind like his whole lady and slightly irritated, and it's

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Speaker 1: like in a river like a canal, and he's like

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Speaker 1: peeling out and then he dumps Arno. Arnold jumps off

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Speaker 1: rooster tails, Oh totally because then he's got Arno and

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Speaker 1: he's like, and they're there. I was silent giggling this

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Speaker 1: way I put it, and they're thrilled and just chuffed.

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Speaker 1: Uh and they pull He pulls up on the side

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Speaker 1: of this brick bank embankment. Arnold jumps off and scurries

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Speaker 1: away with the money, and then Terry just like gets wicked,

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Speaker 1: like he's yeah, he just keeps tearing down the river

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Speaker 1: and like, you know, swishing it up. It's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Um in silence. So anyway, that's how that's how this

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Speaker 1: all wrapped up with this absolute whimper. It looked like

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Speaker 1: they got away with it, but I can't because they

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Speaker 1: at least did a wicked jet ski routine. Oh to

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Speaker 1: close out with a jet ski Give me a break,

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Speaker 1: so Zaren, what's your ridiculous takeaway? Um, My ridiculous takeaway

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Speaker 1: is I will I'm going to next time we watch

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Speaker 1: something together, turn off the sound and ask you to

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00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 1: tell me what is going on. Well, you can't because

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Speaker 1: I don't watch TV. So I'm just gonna have to

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Speaker 1: like time and that's really well and get lucky and

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00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: hopefully maybe you've had like some kind of leg injury

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Speaker 1: and you're already seated. I can just turn on the TV.

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck in Ridiculous Crime headquarters forced me to I

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Speaker 1: just I'll have to say I would. I would start

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Speaker 1: watching television if they had more shows like this. There's

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Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff out there. You may like, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's all I have. Um. You can find

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Speaker 1: we show you what we're trying to describe here. Email

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