WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Untitled Yet Titled 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:18.560 Hey, we started cool. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:24.720 Yep. Today is Wednesday, November sixteenth, twenty twenty two. Hi, 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:27.200 welcome aboy. It's bull Chat. 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:28.520 Yeah, it's bowl Chat. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:32.760 This chet Chat is the podcast that we talk about whatever, 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.600 and it's the sister podcast to our serial Killers podcast, 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.479 but we talk about cereal and those are done on Monday. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:39.879 It is so cold in here. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.000 You're wearing like an old lady shawl. What are you doing. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:43.519 I'm wearing a T shirt. I had to take me 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.400 a sweatshirt off because it was cold. It's hot in here. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:49.240 It's not it's freezing Nelly style, you know. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:55.880 Ugh, it's Nelly style. How was your weekend, Andrew? I 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.400 didn't do much, so it was great. It wasn't looking 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.560 forward to a weekend like that for quite some time. 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.920 I'm just doing nothing and snuggling up in your shawl. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.240 Yeah. Actually, are you kidding me? At home? I'm known 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:07.880 from wearing blankets all the time. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.480 Do you have an afghan that you lay in? 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.000 First of all, I think it's a calf tan. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.440 No, it's an afghan. No, my grandmother used to knit 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:20.320 them an afghan. Yeah, it's an afghan blanket. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:23.360 I'm gonna just you can keep talking, but I don't 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:26.000 an Afghan an Afghan how do you spell that? 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:27.320 I don't know any afhan. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.160 No, it's an Afghan and it's a blanket. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.440 Yes, my aunt and my grandmother used to make them. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.360 I think my mom made one or two as well. 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:36.040 Hm. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.480 There's like patterns and it's an Afghan blanket or sweater. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:45.360 Even looks wearing right interesting? 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:50.320 But yeah, today it really got cold. Today it's freezing. 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.320 It was sixty seventy degrees for the last few days, 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:56.560 and all of a sudden, it's like, what see afghan blankets? 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:57.040 Huh? 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.840 Right? I stand corrected. I thought it was something else. 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:07.440 He're usually wrong. I am freezing here. It's like insanely cold, 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.960 and before it was so insanely hot, and now I'm 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:13.760 just I don't have my specs, but it looks like 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.200 it's sixty eight degrees in here. Yeah it is. It's fine, 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.640 which is perfect. Oh listen. The problem is this is 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.519 my weather. I want to go home. I want to 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:27.560 do exactly this on my couch and just oh snuggle. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:28.440 That's it. 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.920 Just sit on your couch, wrapped up like in a cocoon. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:32.600 I love it. There's nothing better. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:33.880 You remember who was in Cocoon? 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.280 The guy? What guy? The person? How do he get? 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.919 It doesn't work? Usually? What are you doing? Stop touching things? 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:43.480 It's broken? 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.840 Stop stop stop, Scott? 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.519 What it does? I can't get on the screen. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.560 You do? You're just tapping the screen? You know it's 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.920 the music note? Hit the music note, Scott. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:54.720 I didn't know that. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.600 Yes, you did, Scott, because you put on the sound effect, 0:02:58.080 --> 0:02:58.760 so you did. 0:02:58.960 --> 0:02:59.560 I didn't. 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:02.240 So when did I move it, Scott? To this end? 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:04.880 I never even touched this thing ever. Okay, I'm just 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:08.079 trying to find it and it's not here. Why Why 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.640 would I pretend that I don't know where it is? 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.560 It's for dramatic effect on the screen, so dramatic. Could 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.359 just be so dramatic. What are you looking for? It's 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:15.760 not here? 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:17.200 What are you looking for? 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:18.200 The guy from Cocoon? 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:23.040 Do I with the guy from Cocoon? Be there? He's here, Scott? 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:24.560 What are you saying? 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:29.680 Wilfrid Brimley, Yes, he was in Cocoon. He've been through this. Okay, 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.960 you don't remember, so was Steve Gutenberg? 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:37.280 Who? Yeah again who? You don't know? Who? Steve Guttenberg? 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:40.000 Is it sounds familiar? But I don't know why. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:41.800 We already talked about police Academy movies. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:43.720 Oh yeah, the police Academy. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:44.960 That's why the eighties guy. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.120 Yeah, so cold? 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:47.760 All right? 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:48.200 Old now? 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:49.920 Is that we're gonna just talk about old people stuff 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:50.640 this whole episode? 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:54.200 What's old people stuff? I'm so cold, I can't see. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.920 It's cold everything that's you on most days. No, I 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:02.040 forgot my glasses today. I can't see my glasses. What 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:10.280 movie the Bully My glasses Ralphie. Yes, he doesn't say 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:14.200 it like that, Yes he does. When he stepped on him, no, 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:18.240 I think so, I know. I don't know. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.120 Well, when he was outside he shot his eye. 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.640 Yeah, at the end of the movie when my glasses, Yes, 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:28.159 he cries, he fake cries. Yeah. And I love that movie. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:29.839 You know it's a new movie, right, it's coming out 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.800 on the seventeenth, which is this week. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.159 I know I'm gonna watch that this Christmas with my mom. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.800 We always do a Christmas story. That's our Christmas tradition. 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:38.320 We always do Christmas vacation. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.680 I'm gonna get more in the season this year. I'm 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:43.880 gonna try and watch a little a few more Christmas movies. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.400 I don't know, have you heard anything about this movie. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:47.560 Is it supposed to be good? Is it going to 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.480 be terrible? I have a feeling it's going to be bad. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.240 It has the original cast, most of the original cast, 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:55.120 some of them are dead, I'm sure, okay. And I 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.479 think the Chinese restaurant guys are in it. H No, 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:58.760 I would say, probably. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.839 They can't do that scene anymore. No, not in twenty 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:02.400 twenty two. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:07.719 They cannot. Twenty twenty woke twenty Oh god, what twenty 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:11.640 twenty woke? Whatever? My god? What's new station of even 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:16.280 watching to get that one? What? Twenty twenty woke can't 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:20.039 even take it? Why can't I say the things I 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:20.719 used to say? 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.880 Well, we had a weekend of birthday. It was my 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.560 daughter's birthday on Friday, so you know, it goes the 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.360 whole weekend, even though we didn't see her all that much. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:35.240 It was her fifteenth birthday, her King Sennaria weekend. Huh 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.360 without the King Sannira okay, keen say she was keen 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.839 say without the Nyira? 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:41.120 Right. 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:43.920 I tried looking for a Kingsonnira card just to try 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:45.200 to be funny. I couldn't find one. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:45.839 Huh. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.440 I don't know why I've seen them, but I couldn't 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.040 find when I went to three different cvs is and 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:49.719 a Walgreens. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:51.840 Target usually is your best bet. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.800 That's right. They have a much bigger selection. They have 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:57.160 like a full aisle on both sides the stores. When 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:00.680 you go to the drug stores or whatever, the card 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.480 section is starting to shrink. I mean, do you say, 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:03.680 when's the last time you bought a. 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:06.200 Card only recently for a wedding? 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.480 Yeah, that's true. You got to stick at check in 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.760 there or something like that. People still write checks for weddings. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:12.880 I suppose I do, even though I just gave. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.839 A big wad of two dollar bills the last wedding 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.359 I went to what Yeah, instead of a check, I 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:19.640 just gave them two dollar bills. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.520 It's a talking point, you know. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.400 So at their wedding you thought you wanted to be 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:26.760 the star. No, not the star. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.520 But after the fact, when they open stuff, they can 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.040 be either like, oh my god, so cool or oh 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.440 my god, what an idiot? What am I gonna do 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:31.800 with these? 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:34.560 Yeah? Exactly, it's the latter. And then it's like, oh, someone, 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:36.520 you know, I gotta go to the bank exchange all 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:37.440 those two dollars bills. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.600 Scott gave Why I just use them? What get exchange 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:39.839 them for? 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.120 You say, just use them, just use them. It's like 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.880 giving someone like dumping a bunch of pennies and being like, oh, 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.600 the penny guy not real, love the putty guy. A 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.160 little different. Here's a one hundred dollars pies. 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:53.960 If you're playing a cup of coffee for a dollar 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.520 ninety nine and you give them a two dollar bill, 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.960 that's awesome. You wouldn't give two hundred pennies. Nobody's doing that. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.800 When I go to Dunky, I do. When I go 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:04.120 to Dunkin, it's a three dollars something coffee. Go to 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.280 the coffee card it's a dollar seventy five. I give 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:07.880 him a two and I say keep the change and 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:08.479 I walk away. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:11.679 Yeah you're that guy, Yeah, filthy animal, My god, what's 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:19.360 that a Christmas story? Filthy? Oh? Yeah, that's okay. You 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.120 have to watch that, Chris, I love that. That's a 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.520 good Christmas movie too, Christmas. Yeah, it's a Christmas movie 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.679 called Christmas. No, it's a Christmas movie. What is Home Alone? 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:28.640 Yes, that's correct. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.360 I know. That's why I said it's a Christmas movie. Okay. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:37.640 Anyway, so back to greeting cards. They're so expensive. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:42.360 The two dollar bill guy, enjoy your four hundred dollars 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:47.440 in twos. Isn't that cool? It's two hundred two dollar bills? 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:54.520 Isn't that fun? Yeah? That rasm I'm so excited. Here 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:55.000 you go. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:58.320 It's cash, that's right. Who doesn't want cash? 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.400 I don't want two dollars? Bit, Why it's just extra spending? 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:04.480 Caniv me twenties? I will use twenties. I'm not going 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:08.200 to a restaurant with fifty two's for one hundred dollars meal. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:09.360 I'm not doing it. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.240 Guess what when we move uptown, we got to park 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.040 in that garage. Great slipped the guy too every day amazing. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.440 That's gonna be your rapport with him. 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:19.400 That's a great tip. It is a good tip. But Scott, 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.280 nobody is walking around with copious amounts of two dollar 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.960 bills except you and that guy who's at backsage at 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:25.520 every concert. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.000 He's way more rich than I am. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.800 He literally has handed me one hundred dollars in twos 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.240 and it is just a stack. It's it's fifty to two. 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:36.280 You probably still have them. Yeah, the lady at the bank, 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.280 I have an entire drawer full of two dollars bills. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.760 Listen the lady at City Bank, Agnes. She told me, 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.000 I'm not the only one she keeps them in stock. 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:46.080 I can't why, just the fact that there's a woman 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.280 named Agnes that you have like a thing with at 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:51.959 City Bank where it's like, yes, oh there's Scott a 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:54.800 good Oh it restocked them just for you. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.480 She said, it's not justif I bet you it is. No, 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.240 she said, there's other people that come in. 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.960 Yeah, you and probably the other like seventy five year 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:05.200 old who's like, I give them to my grandkids on Christmas. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.600 Do you know what our friend Drew sent me what? 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:11.040 I didn't know what it was? And I had a 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.400 Elvis actually explained it because Elvis was with him when 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.880 he bought it. So in the mail it was the 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.200 mail because it was delivered by a letter carrier in 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.080 a priority mail box, and it was a kit. It 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.760 was a binding kit, and I didn't know what it was, 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.800 but there was a bunch of two dollar bills in there. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.400 Also like I don't I don't understand what this is. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.400 And I looked it up and I couldn't find it. 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:31.960 And Elvis like, oh, yeah, that's so you can make 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.360 your two dollar bills into a pad of money. And 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:37.280 I was like, what oh, because it came with pieces 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.560 of cardboard that was the size of a dollar bill. 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:41.520 Yeah, you know. So you put it on the cardboard, 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.160 you put something heavy on top of it, and it 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:44.920 has this goo that goes on. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:48.080 The side like a pad. So I turned a stack 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.400 of two dollar bills into a pad. So you know 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.959 you need it too. You just rip it off. What's up? 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.080 It's like a pad that you don't write on. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.320 He's so cool. It is cool. Yeah. Yeah, it's like 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:03.160 that coupon book we all bought for Cooper. It's just 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.600 for two dollars bills the card. But there's not this 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:10.319 completely different What are you talking about the card? Here's 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.839 where we go. This is where I'm going to explain it, 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.720 and it's going to be exactly what it is. And 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.240 then you're gonna be like, well, you didn't say it 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:16.520 that way. 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.559 What are you talking about a pad of money? It's 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.080 a saving card. It was a card. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.800 Well I thought it was a coupon books. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.200 Didn't you get it and hand it to me? 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:28.040 No, I still haven't received it. You didn't. No, that's 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.360 a problem. I'll check my mail when I get home. 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.559 When's the last time you checked your apartment mailbox? 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:36.560 I check it every other day. Really, then it's missing. Okay, 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.120 someone took it. Do you want it? 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:39.760 I do, but something, but it's missing. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:41.679 All right. Well, I'll see when i'm home if. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.880 I can find it, because it came weeks ago. Okay, 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.680 it's in a nondescript envelope from Texas. Oh yeah, I 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:47.720 definitely haven't gotten it. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:48.160 It's just a. 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.800 Regular number ten envelope with a like a label on it. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.800 So you probably thought it was garbage and threw it out. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.520 No, with a stamp. There's a regular stamp on it. Okay, 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:57.280 all right, I'll check when i'm home. Thank you for 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.320 buying it, no problem, appreciate it. Yeah, you got an 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:04.080 extra rubber duck because of your purchase. That's nice. The 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.880 best I love incentives. That's you know what. 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:10.000 That's the only reason that Cooper likes selling stuff is 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.760 for free crap. I don't know how much she actually 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:17.280 cares about the cause other than the free stuff that 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:20.400 comes along with the sale. Like, sure, it's supporting the school, 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:22.400 but she says that she could get a mini fridge 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.400 if he sells thirty five of these cards. So she's 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.720 walking around the neighborhood trying to sell these things. And 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:29.400 by the way, selling stuff for kids schools is different 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:31.240 than it was when we were kids, well at least 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:32.600 when I was a kid. When I was a kid, 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.840 they would give you an order sheet and you would 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:37.160 walk around and you have to write things out and 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.560 get the game for me too, cash or check or whatever, 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.280 and hand it in they order it. It would take 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.280 weeks and whatever. We used to sell these dumb calendars 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.800 and towels and all this stuff and nuts and chocolate 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:46.520 and cookie dough. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:49.319 It'd be the same thing for me. Now it's scan 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:53.120 this QR code and that's it easier. But even going 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.600 door to door doesn't make sense anymore. True. You can 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.080 just see something in their mailbox and be like, do 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:57.920 you want to pay Dan? 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:01.040 Just email? That's it, text, email whatever. That's why it's 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:02.280 just so not personal anymore. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:05.040 Sad. But you know, that's why these kids don't have 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.640 into personal skills anymore. They don't know how to they 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.760 don't know how to be young business talk to people entrepreneurs. Yeah, 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.240 because they can't sell stuff door to door anymore. Plus 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:16.440 it's creepy, you know, if you don't know the neighbors. Well, 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:18.480 everyone has a ring doorbell now, so it's like you 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.280 almost look and you're like, oh, what's. 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:23.000 That some kid with a pad? Yeah, of two dollar bills? 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:29.040 You hi, welcoming you to the neighborhood. My interest you 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:29.520 in it too. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:31.600 Do you know that there's I don't know if there's 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:34.880 still welcome wagons when you moved into your apartments, any 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:38.200 of them? Was there like a welcome committee? Absolutely not. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:42.120 I swear no joke when I know you're gonna get 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.960 pissed off. When I moved to Cedar Rapids in nineteen 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.360 ninety four, huh, I got to knock on the door 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.480 in my apartment building and this lady came in with 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:53.840 a big basket full of stuff and said, welcome. I'm 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.560 from the welcome Wagon, I swear to you. And it 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:58.960 was a big basket of like local this and that 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.720 and coupon book and discounts and all this kind of 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:06.080 stuff and I think spatula and a tape measure and 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.640 all these random things that the local businesses would donate 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.760 for new people that move in. Wow, but that's super cool. Yeah, 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:15.080 I mean that's nice. People aren't nice anymore nowadays. It 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.960 would be like, why would we make a welcome wagon 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:20.520 for him? What do we need to get him? I 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.679 think people would be afraid of the welcome wagon now, yeah, 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:24.320 and they would not welcome them into their home. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.120 But who knows. I bet you and small towns they 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:27.520 still do that. That seems like a thing. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:32.040 Yeah, I like, are you okay, lice? Something just flew out? 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.640 Nothing flew out? You not kidding? Oh? Please? 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:35.720 Are we having lunch today? 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:36.160 Are we? 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.120 It depends if we get out of here in time. Okay, 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.840 So let's make this episode maybe like forty minutes okay, 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:42.640 and we'll bang out of Serial Killers. Because you know, 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.760 the show is off for a while. I have to 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.719 come clean and say we may miss an episode or two. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.480 I don't want to, but the our schedules for the 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.000 next couple of weeks are a little crazy, and I 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:54.280 don't know if we're going to be able to bank 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:55.680 as many episodes as we need. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.400 Yeah, we'll be fine. I'm not worried. 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.160 I'm a little worried because I like to give people 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.480 what they want. Give them what they want, okay, ten 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:02.280 thousand making. 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:05.120 You're not creating like this beautiful art project. We eat 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:08.080 cereal on a podcast. It's there's not much brain surgery 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.120 that needs to be done. Don't overcomplicate it. No, I 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.640 know that it's just time I have to curate the cereals. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:14.600 It's just time I need to sit down with them 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.480 and talk to them and make sure it all works out. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.480 We've got a great new cereal coming up on Monday. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.080 Is it frosted flakes? It is because I asked you 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.320 today if I could have frosted flakes, and you said 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:24.560 we are going to have them. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.320 Well, obviously it's a variation of frosted flakes because we've 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.800 done just plain old frosted flakes. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.760 It has to be chocolate frosted flakes with marshmallows. False, 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:37.040 we've done that with marshmallows. Yep, chocolate right there? Look one, two, three, 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.600 the third one in on that show good. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.479 That's chocolate frosted flakes with marshmallows. 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.960 You forgot about that, didn't you forget about your children? 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:48.560 It's amazing to me. We've had seven hundred plus cereals. 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:50.520 I don't sit there and I don't think about them 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.240 all day either, But how did I know that? We 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.320 did it because you do. You do sit there because 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.560 I sit at lunch and you say to yourself and 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.920 then and then if I if I have Life Cereal 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.960 pumpkin spice, and then the frost of flakes with with 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:03.960 cinnamon balls. 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.160 No, it's because I curate the episode. You make fun 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:07.880 all you want. 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:11.160 Curate the episodes. It's just comical to say it that way. 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:16.480 Why I plan every curl samoye of cereal. Yeah, oh, 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.480 I think this episode will go perfect with a nice 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:23.800 granola from hmm quaker. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.760 Don't you remember I'm the cereal sense. I'm the sense 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:27.640 of cereals. 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.800 Okay, keep telling yourself that too. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.840 It's whatever. Anyone that walks in here gets impressed. I 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.320 don't know what we're gonna do. Yeah, it's very sad 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.800 to me. Yeah, it's like a talking point. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.760 People come in and then it's always like fun and 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:42.360 people are like, oh cool, you eat cereals. Oh my god, 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.640 this is my favorite cereal. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.720 Now it's gonna just be everything's gonna be just so 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:47.960 bland and plain and cookie cutter and not. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:51.360 And now it's gonna be very what is it sterile? Yeah? 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:52.960 Can we make some kind of a back to a 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:54.560 lot of people have suggested that we need to make 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.640 some sort of a backdrop that goes behind us. Sure, 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.040 can we get a picture of this? Maybe I'll meat 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.560 it up and we'll get a nice picture and we'll 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.440 just make one of those step in repeats and we'll 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.440 hang it behind us when we record. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:05.840 What. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.880 Yeah, I mean we could we get one of those 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:09.920 things that just goes up you know that thing? Yeah, 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:12.800 that thing, the thing right with the logo thing. Sure 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.480 we can't get that, I mean we can. It costs money. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:16.840 Well, Elvis will pay for it. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:18.680 Elvis isn't paying for that is he said he would 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.840 when he said we need a backdrop, show me, I'll 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.320 ask him. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.240 Cool, Okay, why do you have tombs there? 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:25.320 You? 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:29.360 Okay? They sat here? Everybody eats tombs here. You're cold 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:30.880 and you have a belly ache. No, I don't have 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:31.560 a belly The. 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:32.640 Best tombs are the smoothies. 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.040 Those are are those the one with the crunchy shell. No, 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.280 that's the alka selter ones that he has. The Alka 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:38.520 selter ones are so. 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.120 Good you're not supposed to think they're good. No, they 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:41.960 are not candy. 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.640 They tastes like a mentos, like a strawberry Mentos, the 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:48.840 fresh Maker Mentos, Fresher, fresher, fresher, fall left. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:50.880 You did that in the last episode I listened to 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.800 I know because I listened. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:56.280 I listened on my bike. That's great, it's fun. Okay, 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:57.600 it makes a fifty minute bike ride. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:58.160 Just go like that. 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:00.960