WEBVTT - Half Past Black (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:06.119 I'm a little worried that. Uh, none of my Instagram 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:08.119 purchases have ever been worth it. 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:12.520 Oh really, I've come up. Well, it's because you can 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:15.920 only buy like T shirts or hoodies. You can't buy products. 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:19.920 That's when it's trash. I do buy products. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.760 That's what you buy, like a kind of a weighted 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:23.560 blanket or something. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:27.040 No, I'm not, I'm not weird. I I whoa. That's 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:28.520 not someone. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:30.360 Us just like to feel like we're hugged. Well, we're weeping. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.560 I've it feels like someone else is there without having 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:34.479 to have someone else there. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.600 Okay, I think it. 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:36.319 Word for it. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:57.200 I just go be with somebody in yours are racists. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.000 Money's turkey stuff. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:08.880 I can't tell me. I'm a Barbie girl in a 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:12.840 Barbie world. There it is, there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.480 Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:19.360 Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:20.560 of black conspiracies. 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.600 Yeah, that one how we finally worked to prove that 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:29.280 Bill Cosby did in fact try to buy NBC and 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.200 R Kelly tried to buy that channel where Mario Lopez 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.600 be telling you about stuff in your hotel room. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.720 They took him down because he was gonna own Mario 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:45.280 Lopez and Mario Mario Lopez. 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.000 Everybody knows that that's a baby. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:48.360 Yeah. 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:55.080 I call the Mexican Jamie Foxx. Not because he's dead. Yeah, but. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:02:00.160 Mario Lopez still alive and still voting differently than you 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:02.680 think he should. Oh is he Yeah, he's a He's 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:04.120 a hardcore Republican. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.960 That makes sense. He's like one of those guys who 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:11.079 wouldn't like people who are less than him. I get that. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.000 I think he is. 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:14.639 He's got the same thing we talked about with like 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:17.560 the Rock, where it was like you probably came from 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:21.200 from a challenging situation. I got out. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:25.120 Yeah boys, yeah, and it's like you're exceptional. He also 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:28.840 went to Bayside High. Right, you're in scholarship. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:31.840 I as you're sixty two years old with abs. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:35.320 This ain't how everybody, Yeah, you know how, because you 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.639 know how old guys have like they have like old 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:38.320 guy abs. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.880 His are like no, they're still tight. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:42.280 It's how do you do that? 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:42.959 I don't know. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:44.560 Man, God bless you Mario. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.840 Yeah, God blessed Mario Lopez, and and and not the 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:52.040 god that he serves no, no, no, our god, our god. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:54.160 He got horns, Mario. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:57.919 I think we should talk about the fact that we 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.680 are together right now. This is who and at Lengthston 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:02.640 got a cool chair and I'm on a casting couch. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.359 Oh love this. I didn't pick this. The whole tone 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.080 of it just feels like you're gonna be like, oh yeah, yeah, 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:16.520 how big are those David? 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:17.840 Why don't you get that shirt off? 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:18.239 Yeah? 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.239 Yeah, let's see if your contract is gonna work for 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:21.919 the next year. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:24.400 How we do like sex. 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:30.639 We've been reviewing your work and uh, we've got some thoughts. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.040 Yeah. Oh man, No, this is good. It's exciting to 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:34.880 do this together. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.640 We rarely get to do this together. We've we've never 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.760 done this in studio. Yeah, we are in the the 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:44.400 iHeart Radio studios. Is that the correct? 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:45.320 Hell? 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.120 Yeah, okay, we should know where we are before you 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.680 can superimposed some black pictures. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:52.160 Yeah, we didn't pick this. 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.640 No, we didn't decorate this at all. It looks like 0:03:55.760 --> 0:04:00.160 fucking a Boys to Mend members closet and not not 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:04.160 the good boys, the men men's members, the fucking Yeah. 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.760 The dude they got kicked out because he was too lazy. 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.360 We were talking about it you're a Sean guy, right. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:13.920 Yeah, he can. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:15.880 He can cry without crying. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:19.919 That's the skill I've always wanted. Everybody knows when I'm crying. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.880 Here's here's the honest to god truth. I was a 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:29.720 Michael guy. That's the deep voice, dude. Yeah, yeah, that 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.520 guy is great. He's he to me was the best. 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:37.880 But apparently they couldn't continue to work together as a unit. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:39.560 He's a sex best. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.679 No, he just apparently was not a good group member. 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:44.800 Like he was a lone wolf. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.200 Yeah, he wasn't down to like put in the real 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:50.640 work to like maintain the success that they were sort 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:51.159 of growing. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:54.360 With a voice like that, it's like, you can be 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.160 you're not surprised that guy was never supposed to be 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:57.720 in a group. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.440 You're right, that stands alone. It's like Dennis A's But 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.839 then it's like, what are you gonna do by yourself? 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:05.280 Big dog? I don't want an hour of you just 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:06.560 talking deeply. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.719 Yeah, just an hour of breakdown. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:10.120 Yeah. 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:16.560 It just didn't be like, hold on, girl, you're only 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.960 doing bass, bro, you ain't never gonna do nothing else, 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:20.680 all right. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:23.560 I mean I like that guy, but shout out to 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:24.640 the rest of the boys. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.239 The one other, dude, have you ever seen them in concert? 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:32.520 I haven't, but I have. I was performing. I used 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:36.520 to open for for Daniel Tosh occasionally and he would 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:40.120 perform at the same venue that Boys to Men would 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:41.599 be yet, so so. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:43.240 Like a double header situation. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.760 Yeah, you know all those people who want to see 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:49.000 both Daniel Tosh and then Boys to Men immediately after. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:52.720 I bet you that ven diagram better than you think 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.920 you think. So, I think it's more people. I think 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:56.839 it's way more people. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.200 You think there's a bunch of Tosh point oh heads 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:01.400 who then and put on a fedora and. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:02.599 Go his voice. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:05.960 Because they were both huge. 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.760 Yeah, so there's gotta be more crossover than you think. 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.080 I think that's fair because Boys to Men wasn't like 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:15.040 a black phenomenon that was that was the country was. 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:19.040 And I will say to that point, so few people 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:23.960 actually become real household names, where like my fucking dad 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.279 would know who they are. And I think Tosh falls 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.400 into that space. And in that way, it's like, yeah, 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:34.680 if you see Tosh tickets, you didn't get Tosh tickets nature. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:35.480 Just the size of it. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.720 It's the same way that like, yeah, you wouldn't think 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:45.560 that they're friends, but everybody knows John l Way and Shakira. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:51.839 Now you you you stretched and you didn't reach nothing but. 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:54.720 The lights. Man. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.480 There's a lot of pressure when I when the camera 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:03.960 is not our computer, it changes everything I feel. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:10.560 Yeah, doing the show with bottoms is way different. I'm 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:11.080 just kidding. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.160 David records every episode like Winnie the Pooh. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.120 That would be crazy. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:19.040 Honestly, it would be the funniest thing that you could 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.840 have been doing this whole time if I got them. Yeah, 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.840 just one time you get up and forget that your 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.720 your butt ass naked on the bottom. That'd be hilarious. 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.200 Man, that would be the funniest way to show everybody 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:30.960 what I'm working on. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:34.640 Yeah, if you got to release like a public dick. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:38.560 That's that's the way to worried about a lot. Like 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.360 sometimes I just worry. Maybe it'd be good to get 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.840 ahead of it, oh, like put it out there, like 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:47.440 if somebody's gonna leak it later for money, maybe I 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.720 do it for myself and then I can't be blackmailed 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:51.320 in the future. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:55.680 Well, I do remember when they installed our our cameras, 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.360 those those fancier cameras that we have for the podcast. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.760 The guy who installed it. They give you that like 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.840 thing to put over the lens, and he was very 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.760 emphatic about being like, you should always keep this on 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.360 when you're not recording. I was like, is it that 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.320 big of an issue? And he was like, I wouldn't 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:17.520 get caught out here, and I was like, WHOA, all right, 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.320 and now I won't. I don't never not have it 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:21.040 covered up. 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.920 Really. I don't asturbate to my laptop. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:29.320 Though, No, but I be I'll be walking around changing, Oh, 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.520 where's your laptop is in your bedroom? Yeah, it's in 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.360 the bedroom, So I'll just be walking around in there 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.040 right right, right, you know what I mean. And that's worse. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.840 I'd be fine if you catch me jerking off. That's 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.240 me at my best, right. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:43.800 Yeah. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.680 Yeah, yeah, I'm worried you're gonna catch me studying? 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:50.920 Ye Like, fuck? You want business not casual? 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:55.000 Yeah no, no, no, I get that. It's a game day, baby. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:56.200 We gotta be suited up. 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:59.079 See. And that's what I'm saying. That's why if I 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:02.000 just I look at Kim Kardashian and I'm like, maybe 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.000 I weak it, and then I don't have to worry 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.280 about it ever again. Yeah. But if I control the narrative. 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:10.120 Well, I think the way you do it is you 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:14.240 get ray J to leak it you want to you 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.559 ain't gonna have zalt. You send it to ray J 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:20.000 and be like ray J, Hey, ray J, tell everybody 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:25.599 do what you do. J. You're a busy man, but 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.760 come on, send this out to some folks, you know. 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.240 And I don't think wants to have sex with me. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.640 No, I think I think it's probably feelings mutual. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.120 I would. Yeah, I think we both I think we 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.280 both don't want to have sex with Yeah, I don't 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:40.560 think there are. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:44.839 Some people who sort of feel very clearly in in 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:49.679 sort of the the fluidity spectrum. And then there's ray J. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:51.760 Yeah, he is hard. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.960 That's the straightest man that's ever ever. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:10:04.599 Yeah, it's like him, oh fucking Jim Brown. They're just 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:06.280 like that. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.240 They ain't even gonna kind of think about it once 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:10.679 for a second in their lives. 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:12.520 I don't think if the thoughts never because I think 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.520 most people the thoughts crossed your mind, Like what if 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.199 I was into that? I don't think. I don't think 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:16.840 not one day. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.040 No, I think ray J has been at peace the 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:19.520 whole time. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.720 Yeah, he was always like, it's good for him. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.680 Good for ray J for being that settled into his sexuality. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.520 He's like, I'm never gonna even kind of think about 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:27.920 this ship. 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:32.320 But if I had one wish, and. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:41.480 That is what that song is about, if he had 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.800 He's like, I wish I could think about being gay. 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:49.000 If he could just escape the shade of masculinity. 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:51.960 The hellhole of of heteronormative behavior. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.240 I don't know if we could handle a gay ray J. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:58.360 I first of all, he would have to switch it 0:10:58.440 --> 0:10:58.880 to gay J. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:04.160 He'd have to legally. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:09.200 That's what's on the table. It's hustling backwards if you don't. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:12.079 I love this idea because it also suggests that if 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.360 you ever became gay, you would have to be Gavid 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:15.280 for some reason. 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:24.040 Yeah, and I yeah, it all works. I just know 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.520 gay ray J. I think it's maybe too much power. 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:28.920 No, it's too much power. And I also think, uh, 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:30.959 like for the love of ray J, but it was 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:34.080 all dudes on that show. I also think it would 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:38.600 do some pretty destructive things in the queer community, like J. Yeah, 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.440 I don't think. I think whatever like progress they've been 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.560 working towards ray J Woods, ray J would send them 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.920 back quite a few years, Yeah, because he would still 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.920 be ray J. He's still RAYJ, Like you can't take that. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:53.920 He's still got the weird promotions and yeah, he's still 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.400 wearing the goofy glasses. He's threatening to give Fabulous raped, 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:58.840 he's doing all the stuff. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.400 That was one of the best things life. Yeah, they 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:05.839 saw that on YouTube, like the whole thing. Yeah, I 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:07.720 don't think I've watched a YouTube video. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.679 More for our viewers who are unaware, there was a 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:14.319 period in what was it like two thousand and six, 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.839 It was a long time. It was a long time 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.599 ago where Fabulous and ray J had some version of 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:23.160 an altercation I think in a club or something like that. 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:26.760 It was in Vegas. Yeah, they had something, some altercation 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:31.319 and then ray J called Hot ninety seven Yeah and 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:32.760 just started lying. 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:37.360 Well, first of all, said like he had beat up Fabulous. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:39.360 He said he just beat up Fabulous. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:39.680 Yeah. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.480 He was like, and now I gotta talk to y'all 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:45.240 about it. Yeah. Yeah, And then that classic instinct as 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.000 a man to punch somebody in the head and then 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:49.559 call a radio station. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:54.800 I don't remember he told he claimed that like he 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:58.160 got arrested, and then he they were cops were walking 0:12:58.200 --> 0:12:59.880 in and the cops were like, is that your ghost 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.040 and he was like, yeah, that's my ghost. 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:03.559 And then they let him free, let him get in 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:06.320 his ghost like it was very he was lying. 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:07.920 They were like a man with that kind of car 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:09.000 can't be held down. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:12.199 Yeah, and then he was like what did he says like, 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.920 I'll get my He was like, I'll get my niggas. 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:17.000 Who white niggas to fuck him in the booty hole? 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.040 My bad, my bad? Love? Who you want of love? 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:20.800 Yeeah? 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.679 Man see and imagine if he was actually one of 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.839 those guys. Yeah, too much power now. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.080 It's too much power, and he still would be threatening 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:34.240 to have people sexually assaulted. And Brandy, the fact that 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:37.240 she hasn't already really speaks to her character. I think, ye, 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.800 she's really she's really held him down in a way that, uh, 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:44.680 that she doesn't get enough credit for. We always bring 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.599 up that murder that yeah, we had never been a 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.800 good sister. Yeah, never being being just a loyal sister. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:51.320 Yeah. 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:55.559 Sorry Brandy, Sorry, sorry, you don't you don't have the 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:56.760 peace that you deserve. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.760 But also I think a lot of it is because 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:03.720 I can't separate Brandy for Molsha. Molisha was a bitch. Yeah, 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:05.640 you remember how much of a bitch Mosia. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:10.040 She was terrible. Now I will say her daddy wasn't ship. 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:15.920 Don't do that to Uncle Frank. Frank. Frank, no, no, no, no, no, 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:16.280 no no. 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.440 Frank was a bad man. He was a success story. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.920 He owned a Saturn dealership, he sold cars and cheated 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:27.320 on his wife. That was the one time. It was 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.400 one time. There was there had to be more than one. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.520 And you know it, and I know it. I don't 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:32.800 like this. 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:36.000 This man pretended that that boy was his nephew for 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.680 two decades and then was like, you're right. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.280 Once they start running with the narrative is the problem. 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:45.040 You make one mistake, you can't take it back. But 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.560 you can't within that week be like, I'm sorry, guys, 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.360 I know what I said. This is actually once it's gone, 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.480 it's gone. You can't put that back. So you are 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.880 a Frank Truther. Oh I'm a big Uncle Frank guy. WHOA, 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.680 I'm an Uncle Frank guy. I'm an Uncle Phil guy. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.520 Yeah, Uncle Phil and Uncle Frank are in different modes 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.160 for me. But I hear you, come on, Uncle Phil, 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:08.120 was that that's just a that's just the father figure 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.280 we all dreamt of, right right, right, right, But Frank, 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.400 I think I could have. I've seen those dads around town. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.680 A god, I didn't admire that. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:21.640 I was just like, ah, yeah, Frank, we listen, agree 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.600 to disagree? Should we get to Yeah, let's get to it. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.720 Nobody wants to hear about more casting couch stuff. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:30.200 Unless you get that shirt off. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.480 That would be a weird way to start this video podcast. 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.520 We're gonna take this is this is technically I guess 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:42.240 a Langston and David episode, But we're gonna We're gonna 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:42.960 be loose with it. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.440 We're gonna, yeah, could happen. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.240 We're gonna play with some emails. We're gonna we're gonna 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.640 play with ourselves. Yeah, it seems like he's very sexual. Now, 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.160 like we open that box. You gotta keep going. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:54.880 Yeah, yeah, the lights are on. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:58.080 What are you gonna do? Stay here? Shirt shirted? 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:03.960 I mean yeah, right, I got this cool Project Pat 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:04.480 T shirt. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.120 It is a good good shirt. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:06.440 Thank you? 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.400 Is this is this like a company that you you've 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:11.960 been rocking with or you just Yeah? 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:13.880 They also got I don't I don't know the name 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.320 of it, but they they they they advertised to me 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:21.080 on Instagram. It's like a lot of like Project Pat nostalgia. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.040 They got me, Like, I got some shirts that I'm 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:24.840 gonna wear on the tour. 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:25.160 Door. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.080 Come out and see us if you want to see 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:28.120 all my cool t shirts. 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:33.440 I bought a weird pull up thing that you attach 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.400 and it works, but it also is like embarrassing to 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.800 attach it and then reattach it or detach it, and 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:44.600 every morning I kind of have to because you can't 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:48.040 shut your door when it's attached, right, So it's just 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:49.000 like this weird and. 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:57.800 You leave everything open and like besides the front. Yeah, yeah, wow, 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.200 I don't you never seen my It's like I got 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:02.960 like an open I live in a lots. It's like 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.840 an open limb. But yeah, I don't. I don't I do, girl, Yeah, 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.440 I don't shut doors in my house. Yeah it's just me. 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:10.520 I don't know. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:10.840 Man. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.480 Even when I live by myself, I shut every door. 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:14.280 Really. 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.240 I shut my bedroom door, I would shut h I'd 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.920 shut the bathroom door when I was shitting and all that. 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:24.399 You lived alone and you closed the door when you pooped, Yeah, man, 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:25.560 anybody could come in here. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.719 No, that's why you live alone. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:34.040 Who's but your front doors locked? When you're in hotel rooms, 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:37.000 you don't shut the door to the bathroom. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:37.320 Yeah. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:46.000 My worst nightmare is a lady knocking and saying housekeeping, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:49.560 and I my door is open and my my butt 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:53.280 is full of poop, and now and now I gotta address. 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:53.600 Whatever that is. 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:55.880 What she knocks, you just say no, thank you. Yeah, 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:58.400 but you know how they knocked. They knocking their already 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:02.120 halfway in the door. What happened to you? I'm probably abuse, 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:05.160 but I don't have time to unpack it here. 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:08.800 This is a level of on guard that I I 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:09.680 guess I don't live with. 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:13.360 Yeah, I live, I live constantly nervous. Okay, that makes 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:17.000 sense things happening. I'm I'm I'm probably too much the opposite. 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.800 I'm like, I keep it. I play this thing a 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:25.879 little too fast and loose. Yeah, shut the door two? Yeah, yeah, no, 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:28.480 I might have to close some shit down because come on, man, 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:31.200 it's an apartment. It ain't like a vault. 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:33.880 You but I got a call back, it's a it's 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:35.040 a call box building. 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:37.320 Yeah. But if somebody's in there and they get into 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:44.159 your your apartment, you're fucked. Who's coming in? What are 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:49.440 you talking no murderers? Uh, ray J's people. Anybody could 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:53.040 come that would be fucked up. See, I know, I'm 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:54.200 not gonna live in fear like this. 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:55.600 I don't like it. I'm not gonna live in. 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:57.359 I don't want you to be afraid. I want you 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:01.720 to be safe. I'm the front door locked, okay, and 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:05.840 then I can poop with the door. I watched the 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:11.840 video today of someone demonstrating how you can break into 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:16.520 hotel rooms even when that like latch thing is on, 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.760 and it truly was just them putting rubber band, a 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.879 rubber band on some duct tape they like put the 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:25.600 push their hand. They opened the door long enough to 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:28.120 put their hand to duct tape the tape on the ship. 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:31.600 Then they rubber band that end of the rubber band 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:34.199 to the thing that attaches on the door, and then 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:36.520 as soon as it shuts, the thing opens and now 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:37.480 you can just come in. 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:40.159 We have different algorithms. 0:19:40.640 --> 0:19:45.560 I mean I didn't, yeah, but I did watch that 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:48.159 and go and part of the video was them being like, 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.159 this is why you always bring your own lock, and 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:53.760 I was like, I don't know how I would do that. Yeah, 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.280 I have no clue. Now I just live in fear, 0:19:56.440 --> 0:19:58.040 but I definitely am living. 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:01.440 Life. Yeah. 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:04.840 How many times has anybody just come in like that 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:05.920