Speaker 1: I'm a little worried that. Uh, none of my Instagram
Speaker 1: purchases have ever been worth it.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I've come up. Well, it's because you can
Speaker 2: only buy like T shirts or hoodies. You can't buy products.
Speaker 2: That's when it's trash. I do buy products.
Speaker 3: That's what you buy, like a kind of a weighted
Speaker 3: blanket or something.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not, I'm not weird. I I whoa. That's
Speaker 1: not someone.
Speaker 3: Us just like to feel like we're hugged. Well, we're weeping.
Speaker 3: I've it feels like someone else is there without having
Speaker 3: to have someone else there.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it.
Speaker 3: Word for it.
Speaker 1: I just go be with somebody in yours are racists.
Speaker 3: Money's turkey stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me. I'm a Barbie girl in a
Speaker 1: Barbie world. There it is, there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 2: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
Speaker 2: of black conspiracies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one how we finally worked to prove that
Speaker 4: Bill Cosby did in fact try to buy NBC and
Speaker 4: R Kelly tried to buy that channel where Mario Lopez
Speaker 4: be telling you about stuff in your hotel room.
Speaker 1: They took him down because he was gonna own Mario
Speaker 1: Lopez and Mario Mario Lopez.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that that's a baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I call the Mexican Jamie Foxx. Not because he's dead. Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Mario Lopez still alive and still voting differently than you
Speaker 1: think he should. Oh is he Yeah, he's a He's
Speaker 1: a hardcore Republican.
Speaker 3: That makes sense. He's like one of those guys who
Speaker 3: wouldn't like people who are less than him. I get that.
Speaker 3: I think he is.
Speaker 1: He's got the same thing we talked about with like
Speaker 1: the Rock, where it was like you probably came from
Speaker 1: from a challenging situation. I got out.
Speaker 2: Yeah boys, yeah, and it's like you're exceptional. He also
Speaker 2: went to Bayside High. Right, you're in scholarship.
Speaker 1: I as you're sixty two years old with abs.
Speaker 3: This ain't how everybody, Yeah, you know how, because you
Speaker 3: know how old guys have like they have like old
Speaker 3: guy abs.
Speaker 1: His are like no, they're still tight.
Speaker 3: It's how do you do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, God bless you Mario.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God blessed Mario Lopez, and and and not the
Speaker 1: god that he serves no, no, no, our god, our god.
Speaker 1: He got horns, Mario.
Speaker 3: I think we should talk about the fact that we
Speaker 3: are together right now. This is who and at Lengthston
Speaker 3: got a cool chair and I'm on a casting couch.
Speaker 3: Oh love this. I didn't pick this. The whole tone
Speaker 3: of it just feels like you're gonna be like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: how big are those David?
Speaker 1: Why don't you get that shirt off?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see if your contract is gonna work for
Speaker 1: the next year.
Speaker 3: How we do like sex.
Speaker 1: We've been reviewing your work and uh, we've got some thoughts.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh man, No, this is good. It's exciting to
Speaker 3: do this together.
Speaker 1: We rarely get to do this together. We've we've never
Speaker 1: done this in studio. Yeah, we are in the the
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio studios. Is that the correct?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we should know where we are before you
Speaker 1: can superimposed some black pictures.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't pick this.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't decorate this at all. It looks like
Speaker 1: fucking a Boys to Mend members closet and not not
Speaker 1: the good boys, the men men's members, the fucking Yeah.
Speaker 1: The dude they got kicked out because he was too lazy.
Speaker 1: We were talking about it you're a Sean guy, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can.
Speaker 1: He can cry without crying.
Speaker 3: That's the skill I've always wanted. Everybody knows when I'm crying.
Speaker 1: Here's here's the honest to god truth. I was a
Speaker 1: Michael guy. That's the deep voice, dude. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: guy is great. He's he to me was the best.
Speaker 1: But apparently they couldn't continue to work together as a unit.
Speaker 3: He's a sex best.
Speaker 1: No, he just apparently was not a good group member.
Speaker 3: Like he was a lone wolf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't down to like put in the real
Speaker 1: work to like maintain the success that they were sort
Speaker 1: of growing.
Speaker 3: With a voice like that, it's like, you can be
Speaker 3: you're not surprised that guy was never supposed to be
Speaker 3: in a group.
Speaker 1: You're right, that stands alone. It's like Dennis A's But
Speaker 1: then it's like, what are you gonna do by yourself?
Speaker 1: Big dog? I don't want an hour of you just
Speaker 1: talking deeply.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just an hour of breakdown.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It just didn't be like, hold on, girl, you're only
Speaker 6: doing bass, bro, you ain't never gonna do nothing else,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 3: I mean I like that guy, but shout out to
Speaker 3: the rest of the boys.
Speaker 1: The one other, dude, have you ever seen them in concert?
Speaker 1: I haven't, but I have. I was performing. I used
Speaker 1: to open for for Daniel Tosh occasionally and he would
Speaker 1: perform at the same venue that Boys to Men would
Speaker 1: be yet, so so.
Speaker 3: Like a double header situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know all those people who want to see
Speaker 1: both Daniel Tosh and then Boys to Men immediately after.
Speaker 3: I bet you that ven diagram better than you think
Speaker 3: you think. So, I think it's more people. I think
Speaker 3: it's way more people.
Speaker 1: You think there's a bunch of Tosh point oh heads
Speaker 1: who then and put on a fedora and.
Speaker 3: Go his voice.
Speaker 1: Because they were both huge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there's gotta be more crossover than you think.
Speaker 3: I think that's fair because Boys to Men wasn't like
Speaker 3: a black phenomenon that was that was the country was.
Speaker 1: And I will say to that point, so few people
Speaker 1: actually become real household names, where like my fucking dad
Speaker 1: would know who they are. And I think Tosh falls
Speaker 1: into that space. And in that way, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you see Tosh tickets, you didn't get Tosh tickets nature.
Speaker 3: Just the size of it.
Speaker 2: It's the same way that like, yeah, you wouldn't think
Speaker 2: that they're friends, but everybody knows John l Way and Shakira.
Speaker 1: Now you you you stretched and you didn't reach nothing but.
Speaker 3: The lights. Man.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of pressure when I when the camera
Speaker 1: is not our computer, it changes everything I feel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, doing the show with bottoms is way different. I'm
Speaker 3: just kidding.
Speaker 1: David records every episode like Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 3: That would be crazy.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it would be the funniest thing that you could
Speaker 1: have been doing this whole time if I got them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just one time you get up and forget that your
Speaker 1: your butt ass naked on the bottom. That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3: Man, that would be the funniest way to show everybody
Speaker 3: what I'm working on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you got to release like a public dick.
Speaker 3: That's that's the way to worried about a lot. Like
Speaker 3: sometimes I just worry. Maybe it'd be good to get
Speaker 3: ahead of it, oh, like put it out there, like
Speaker 3: if somebody's gonna leak it later for money, maybe I
Speaker 3: do it for myself and then I can't be blackmailed
Speaker 3: in the future.
Speaker 1: Well, I do remember when they installed our our cameras,
Speaker 1: those those fancier cameras that we have for the podcast.
Speaker 1: The guy who installed it. They give you that like
Speaker 1: thing to put over the lens, and he was very
Speaker 1: emphatic about being like, you should always keep this on
Speaker 1: when you're not recording. I was like, is it that
Speaker 1: big of an issue? And he was like, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: get caught out here, and I was like, WHOA, all right,
Speaker 1: and now I won't. I don't never not have it
Speaker 1: covered up.
Speaker 3: Really. I don't asturbate to my laptop.
Speaker 1: Though, No, but I be I'll be walking around changing, Oh,
Speaker 1: where's your laptop is in your bedroom? Yeah, it's in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, So I'll just be walking around in there
Speaker 1: right right, right, you know what I mean. And that's worse.
Speaker 1: I'd be fine if you catch me jerking off. That's
Speaker 1: me at my best, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm worried you're gonna catch me studying?
Speaker 3: Ye Like, fuck? You want business not casual?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, I get that. It's a game day, baby.
Speaker 1: We gotta be suited up.
Speaker 3: See. And that's what I'm saying. That's why if I
Speaker 3: just I look at Kim Kardashian and I'm like, maybe
Speaker 3: I weak it, and then I don't have to worry
Speaker 3: about it ever again. Yeah. But if I control the narrative.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the way you do it is you
Speaker 1: get ray J to leak it you want to you
Speaker 1: ain't gonna have zalt. You send it to ray J
Speaker 1: and be like ray J, Hey, ray J, tell everybody
Speaker 1: do what you do. J. You're a busy man, but
Speaker 1: come on, send this out to some folks, you know.
Speaker 3: And I don't think wants to have sex with me.
Speaker 1: No, I think I think it's probably feelings mutual.
Speaker 3: I would. Yeah, I think we both I think we
Speaker 3: both don't want to have sex with Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: think there are.
Speaker 1: Some people who sort of feel very clearly in in
Speaker 1: sort of the the fluidity spectrum. And then there's ray J.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is hard.
Speaker 1: That's the straightest man that's ever ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like him, oh fucking Jim Brown. They're just
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: They ain't even gonna kind of think about it once
Speaker 1: for a second in their lives.
Speaker 3: I don't think if the thoughts never because I think
Speaker 3: most people the thoughts crossed your mind, Like what if
Speaker 3: I was into that? I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 3: not one day.
Speaker 1: No, I think ray J has been at peace the
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was always like, it's good for him.
Speaker 1: Good for ray J for being that settled into his sexuality.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm never gonna even kind of think about
Speaker 1: this ship.
Speaker 3: But if I had one wish, and.
Speaker 1: That is what that song is about, if he had
Speaker 1: He's like, I wish I could think about being gay.
Speaker 3: If he could just escape the shade of masculinity.
Speaker 1: The hellhole of of heteronormative behavior.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we could handle a gay ray J.
Speaker 3: I first of all, he would have to switch it
Speaker 3: to gay J.
Speaker 1: He'd have to legally.
Speaker 3: That's what's on the table. It's hustling backwards if you don't.
Speaker 1: I love this idea because it also suggests that if
Speaker 1: you ever became gay, you would have to be Gavid
Speaker 1: for some reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I yeah, it all works. I just know
Speaker 3: gay ray J. I think it's maybe too much power.
Speaker 1: No, it's too much power. And I also think, uh,
Speaker 1: like for the love of ray J, but it was
Speaker 1: all dudes on that show. I also think it would
Speaker 1: do some pretty destructive things in the queer community, like J. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think whatever like progress they've been
Speaker 1: working towards ray J Woods, ray J would send them
Speaker 1: back quite a few years, Yeah, because he would still
Speaker 1: be ray J. He's still RAYJ, Like you can't take that.
Speaker 1: He's still got the weird promotions and yeah, he's still
Speaker 1: wearing the goofy glasses. He's threatening to give Fabulous raped,
Speaker 1: he's doing all the stuff.
Speaker 3: That was one of the best things life. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: saw that on YouTube, like the whole thing. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't think I've watched a YouTube video.
Speaker 1: More for our viewers who are unaware, there was a
Speaker 1: period in what was it like two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: It was a long time. It was a long time
Speaker 1: ago where Fabulous and ray J had some version of
Speaker 1: an altercation I think in a club or something like that.
Speaker 3: It was in Vegas. Yeah, they had something, some altercation
Speaker 3: and then ray J called Hot ninety seven Yeah and
Speaker 3: just started lying.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, said like he had beat up Fabulous.
Speaker 3: He said he just beat up Fabulous.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, and now I gotta talk to y'all
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah. Yeah, And then that classic instinct as
Speaker 1: a man to punch somebody in the head and then
Speaker 1: call a radio station.
Speaker 2: I don't remember he told he claimed that like he
Speaker 2: got arrested, and then he they were cops were walking
Speaker 2: in and the cops were like, is that your ghost
Speaker 2: and he was like, yeah, that's my ghost.
Speaker 3: And then they let him free, let him get in
Speaker 3: his ghost like it was very he was lying.
Speaker 1: They were like a man with that kind of car
Speaker 1: can't be held down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he was like what did he says like,
Speaker 3: I'll get my He was like, I'll get my niggas.
Speaker 3: Who white niggas to fuck him in the booty hole?
Speaker 3: My bad, my bad? Love? Who you want of love?
Speaker 1: Yeeah?
Speaker 3: Man see and imagine if he was actually one of
Speaker 3: those guys. Yeah, too much power now.
Speaker 1: It's too much power, and he still would be threatening
Speaker 1: to have people sexually assaulted. And Brandy, the fact that
Speaker 1: she hasn't already really speaks to her character. I think, ye,
Speaker 1: she's really she's really held him down in a way that, uh,
Speaker 1: that she doesn't get enough credit for. We always bring
Speaker 1: up that murder that yeah, we had never been a
Speaker 1: good sister. Yeah, never being being just a loyal sister.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry Brandy, Sorry, sorry, you don't you don't have the
Speaker 1: peace that you deserve.
Speaker 3: But also I think a lot of it is because
Speaker 3: I can't separate Brandy for Molsha. Molisha was a bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you remember how much of a bitch Mosia.
Speaker 1: She was terrible. Now I will say her daddy wasn't ship.
Speaker 3: Don't do that to Uncle Frank. Frank. Frank, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no.
Speaker 1: Frank was a bad man. He was a success story.
Speaker 1: He owned a Saturn dealership, he sold cars and cheated
Speaker 1: on his wife. That was the one time. It was
Speaker 1: one time. There was there had to be more than one.
Speaker 3: And you know it, and I know it. I don't
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 1: This man pretended that that boy was his nephew for
Speaker 1: two decades and then was like, you're right.
Speaker 2: Once they start running with the narrative is the problem.
Speaker 2: You make one mistake, you can't take it back. But
Speaker 2: you can't within that week be like, I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: I know what I said. This is actually once it's gone,
Speaker 2: it's gone. You can't put that back. So you are
Speaker 2: a Frank Truther. Oh I'm a big Uncle Frank guy. WHOA,
Speaker 2: I'm an Uncle Frank guy. I'm an Uncle Phil guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Uncle Phil and Uncle Frank are in different modes
Speaker 1: for me. But I hear you, come on, Uncle Phil,
Speaker 1: was that that's just a that's just the father figure
Speaker 1: we all dreamt of, right right, right, right, But Frank,
Speaker 1: I think I could have. I've seen those dads around town.
Speaker 1: A god, I didn't admire that.
Speaker 3: I was just like, ah, yeah, Frank, we listen, agree
Speaker 3: to disagree? Should we get to Yeah, let's get to it.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to hear about more casting couch stuff.
Speaker 1: Unless you get that shirt off.
Speaker 3: That would be a weird way to start this video podcast.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take this is this is technically I guess
Speaker 1: a Langston and David episode, But we're gonna We're gonna
Speaker 1: be loose with it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna, yeah, could happen.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play with some emails. We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: play with ourselves. Yeah, it seems like he's very sexual. Now,
Speaker 1: like we open that box. You gotta keep going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the lights are on.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Stay here? Shirt shirted?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, right, I got this cool Project Pat
Speaker 3: T shirt.
Speaker 1: It is a good good shirt.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Is this is this like a company that you you've
Speaker 1: been rocking with or you just Yeah?
Speaker 3: They also got I don't I don't know the name
Speaker 3: of it, but they they they they advertised to me
Speaker 3: on Instagram. It's like a lot of like Project Pat nostalgia.
Speaker 3: They got me, Like, I got some shirts that I'm
Speaker 3: gonna wear on the tour.
Speaker 1: Door.
Speaker 3: Come out and see us if you want to see
Speaker 3: all my cool t shirts.
Speaker 1: I bought a weird pull up thing that you attach
Speaker 1: and it works, but it also is like embarrassing to
Speaker 1: attach it and then reattach it or detach it, and
Speaker 1: every morning I kind of have to because you can't
Speaker 1: shut your door when it's attached, right, So it's just
Speaker 1: like this weird and.
Speaker 3: You leave everything open and like besides the front. Yeah, yeah, wow,
Speaker 3: I don't you never seen my It's like I got
Speaker 3: like an open I live in a lots. It's like
Speaker 3: an open limb. But yeah, I don't. I don't I do, girl, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't shut doors in my house. Yeah it's just me.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Even when I live by myself, I shut every door.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: I shut my bedroom door, I would shut h I'd
Speaker 1: shut the bathroom door when I was shitting and all that.
Speaker 1: You lived alone and you closed the door when you pooped, Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: anybody could come in here.
Speaker 3: No, that's why you live alone.
Speaker 1: Who's but your front doors locked? When you're in hotel rooms,
Speaker 1: you don't shut the door to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My worst nightmare is a lady knocking and saying housekeeping,
Speaker 1: and I my door is open and my my butt
Speaker 1: is full of poop, and now and now I gotta address.
Speaker 3: Whatever that is.
Speaker 1: What she knocks, you just say no, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know how they knocked. They knocking their already
Speaker 1: halfway in the door. What happened to you? I'm probably abuse,
Speaker 1: but I don't have time to unpack it here.
Speaker 3: This is a level of on guard that I I
Speaker 3: guess I don't live with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I live, I live constantly nervous. Okay, that makes
Speaker 1: sense things happening. I'm I'm I'm probably too much the opposite.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I keep it. I play this thing a
Speaker 1: little too fast and loose. Yeah, shut the door two? Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I might have to close some shit down because come on, man,
Speaker 1: it's an apartment. It ain't like a vault.
Speaker 3: You but I got a call back, it's a it's
Speaker 3: a call box building.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But if somebody's in there and they get into
Speaker 1: your your apartment, you're fucked. Who's coming in? What are
Speaker 1: you talking no murderers? Uh, ray J's people. Anybody could
Speaker 1: come that would be fucked up. See, I know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna live in fear like this.
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I'm not gonna live in.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be afraid. I want you
Speaker 1: to be safe. I'm the front door locked, okay, and
Speaker 1: then I can poop with the door. I watched the
Speaker 1: video today of someone demonstrating how you can break into
Speaker 1: hotel rooms even when that like latch thing is on,
Speaker 1: and it truly was just them putting rubber band, a
Speaker 1: rubber band on some duct tape they like put the
Speaker 1: push their hand. They opened the door long enough to
Speaker 1: put their hand to duct tape the tape on the ship.
Speaker 1: Then they rubber band that end of the rubber band
Speaker 1: to the thing that attaches on the door, and then
Speaker 1: as soon as it shuts, the thing opens and now
Speaker 1: you can just come in.
Speaker 3: We have different algorithms.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't, yeah, but I did watch that
Speaker 1: and go and part of the video was them being like,
Speaker 1: this is why you always bring your own lock, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know how I would do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have no clue. Now I just live in fear,
Speaker 1: but I definitely am living.
Speaker 3: Life. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many times has anybody just come in like that
Speaker 1: to the hotel room?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Never? But did you hear that story? What about
Speaker 3: when you lived alone? How many times when you were pooping?
Speaker 3: Did anybody just come into your apartment? Never? Never? Once? Right?
Speaker 1: So, I look, fear is not rooted in experience always,
Speaker 1: It's rooted in the possibilities.
Speaker 3: Right. Okay, okay, did you see that?
Speaker 1: Did you read that article that came out it's probably
Speaker 1: a few months ago now about the man who stayed
Speaker 1: at a hotel room overnight and then woke up to
Speaker 1: the hotel manager sucking his toes. No, well then, well then, buddy,
Speaker 1: there are things to be afraid of that you're not considering.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? That's a nightmare.
Speaker 3: That is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: That is it's a literal nightmare.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to take away from that.
Speaker 3: It's very scary to wake up and some bro Armenian
Speaker 3: dude is sucking on your big toe. That's weird.
Speaker 1: Imagine the idea that you then have to go forward
Speaker 1: in your life and decide whether you're going to tell
Speaker 1: your friends and your family, what happened to you? Or
Speaker 1: live with that just pressed down in your spirit forever
Speaker 1: and always.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be I mean, that's gonna kill you. No,
Speaker 3: I do a ton of things that nobody would ever
Speaker 3: know about it. I don't think I would tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this wasn't You didn't do this. This was
Speaker 1: done to you, big dog. There was a man sucking
Speaker 1: your toes and you didn't kill him.
Speaker 3: It's also like, I don't think I have the toes.
Speaker 3: That's some strange man.
Speaker 1: Would I mean, I'm optimistic and be like, yikes, brother,
Speaker 1: you're being optimistic. I bet he pulled back them sheets
Speaker 1: and be like, oh exotic numb, numb numb. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want It's fucked up out here, So lock
Speaker 1: your doors and shut your bathroom. I don't like me. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I don't like it either. I'm a bad guy.
Speaker 3: Anyways, should we should we? Let's get into it because
Speaker 3: I don't want. I don't want to know what the
Speaker 3: articles you read are. I feel like that's just a
Speaker 3: tip of the thing.
Speaker 1: It gets more fucked up as we go along. All
Speaker 1: my articles are like, you won't believe what Ice Spice
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 3: Rolling loud.
Speaker 1: I bet it's I bet I didn't. I bet that's
Speaker 1: I bet that's the main thing she does.
Speaker 3: I can figure it out.
Speaker 1: We got an email from a person that that asked
Speaker 1: to be known as M Philosophy.
Speaker 3: How does that sit with you? It was like a
Speaker 3: black Hebrew is real.
Speaker 1: It feels like he's like, it's not. It's not the
Speaker 1: other guys in philosophy, but M Philosophy said, Hello, gents,
Speaker 1: I would like to be addressed as in philosophy. If
Speaker 1: this is read on the pop my first phenomenal job
Speaker 1: to both of you on consistently hilarious show. Hopefully this
Speaker 1: email can add to that legacy. Now that the platitudes
Speaker 1: are out of the way. Yeah, I must get down
Speaker 1: to the business at hand. So how do you hear
Speaker 1: business correctly?
Speaker 3: This guy? Yeah, they ain't do No, that one doesn't
Speaker 3: even save time.
Speaker 1: No, it's just you just felt like being cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just don't understand how words word. I get it.
Speaker 1: It does sound like that, but spell it right, But
Speaker 1: h M philosophy, he says, So here is the theory
Speaker 1: CEP time, commonly known as color People's time, Color People's time.
Speaker 1: So not as smart as we thought. In philosophy does
Speaker 1: not exist. I want to be clear that I am
Speaker 1: not speaking out of turn. As I am an African,
Speaker 1: an American Negro. I'llbe it a first generation West African Negro,
Speaker 1: but a Negro nonetheless. Yeah, that's your team.
Speaker 3: It's not about teams like, hey, it is for me.
Speaker 1: I assure you I don't. I don't put on your jersey.
Speaker 2: Damn not hurts. Also, what a teleg reveal? What a
Speaker 2: what a real understanding of where is diasporically?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I get over there and I say, pish posh,
Speaker 1: give me. They go on to say time is being
Speaker 1: controlled by by big time. Big Time comprises of a
Speaker 1: global all that sets time and keeps time norms the
Speaker 1: right things. George Soros is a boogeyman, while these big
Speaker 1: time guys are faceless, nameless and controlling us. Also, where
Speaker 1: do you think the phrase that guy is big time
Speaker 1: comes from? They are hiding in playing sight. There's more
Speaker 1: to this, but but I I'd love to hear where
Speaker 1: you already are sitting inside of this.
Speaker 3: Man. I love conspiracies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why we do this.
Speaker 3: I want to go with this one. So bad people
Speaker 3: are just laid a lot, man, Man, we've all done it.
Speaker 3: I was late to this, man, I.
Speaker 1: Was late yesterday, Yeah, yeah, and then the day before
Speaker 1: in Seattle. Like we're just all kind of late sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want this to be true. I want there to
Speaker 1: be a big global cabal sort of working against our timeliness.
Speaker 1: But but I will say that it so far it
Speaker 1: feels a little hard to buy into so long as
Speaker 1: we are accepting the standardized measure that the cabal has set. Now,
Speaker 1: if you tell me that the way that we've measured
Speaker 1: time in a grander sense is being controlled by these nameless,
Speaker 1: faceless sort of like monsters in the sky, I agree
Speaker 1: with that that, like the Earth being however many million
Speaker 1: years old we've measured it is probably false. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: just making up shit. Yeah, what year twenty twenty three?
Speaker 1: What the fuck does that even mean? Given what we've
Speaker 1: actually experienced in the world.
Speaker 3: But I don't believe before Christ or after yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: whatever the D stands for?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does the D stand for? The monarchy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: After now, b before current?
Speaker 1: It was like after the Devil and then before Christ.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's something like that. We should know
Speaker 3: that you're a poet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that we don't study that. What do you Also,
Speaker 1: BC isn't technically before Christ. I don't think. I think
Speaker 1: that some weird Christian ship that we did. I think
Speaker 1: A D and B and Olivia. I feel like you're
Speaker 1: looking it up already, like that. She's texting her goddamn husband, saying,
Speaker 1: send me that meat, not magic, send me some meat.
Speaker 1: These boys won't stop talking about Jesus Christ. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to see some meat, is what she's writing. She said,
Speaker 1: send me that, Like Olivia, you don't even talk like that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even send me. It's just smm that and
Speaker 1: then two egg plants is an egg plant and then
Speaker 1: that meat emoji.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he gets it.
Speaker 1: I want you to get confused. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see all of it. Uh it's what do you do you.
Speaker 3: Meaning in the Year of the Lord.
Speaker 1: So b C is before Christ.
Speaker 6: It is the.
Speaker 5: Which was before the com era to make it less religious,
Speaker 5: but I think it's the same demarkation.
Speaker 1: It's still so it's always Jesus is the measure, and
Speaker 1: it's just whether or not we acknowledge Jesus. What's the
Speaker 1: question at hand? Who?
Speaker 3: This might sound crazy? Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh, when was Mohammad in relation to Jesus? I think before, right,
Speaker 1: how did.
Speaker 3: He miss that?
Speaker 1: Although big missed for them? God right, it's all the
Speaker 1: God of Yeah, he's after because because he's way after,
Speaker 1: the Quran acknowledges Jesus this is existence. He's not He's
Speaker 1: not not mentioned in it. He's just not that sick
Speaker 1: of a dude. Yeah, he was a cool guy and
Speaker 1: we we liked what he was saying, but he wasn't
Speaker 1: like a savior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if if you're asking me, that's Islam's first miss,
Speaker 3: not knocking down that calendar.
Speaker 1: They could have got time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a real big loss. It's really like
Speaker 3: that nine to eleven or like their two biggest fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: Everything else et. I mean they've done a pretty good
Speaker 1: jobs world wide.
Speaker 3: I just mean those two things, those things really said
Speaker 3: him back.
Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, damn Yeah, y'all got Dave Chappelle. You just
Speaker 1: should have gotten uh gotten time.
Speaker 3: Got Dave Chappelle. Got what I assume it's pretty much
Speaker 3: most of Philadelphia most to be playing with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of prison Yeah yeah, ever prisoners are
Speaker 1: doing good, they're playing with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, they're represented. But if they had locked
Speaker 3: down time.
Speaker 1: If they would have been like man before Mohammad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish that time was invented by colored people,
Speaker 2: because then it probably then we'd be on w PT WHOA.
Speaker 3: Then that would we'd be thick of them showing up
Speaker 3: on time because I am don't come to my house.
Speaker 3: The basketball game starts at seven. Don't be there at
Speaker 3: six fifteen. Don't be that guy.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, Yeah, don't look. You knew, Come on,
Speaker 1: you knew I wasn't fully ranky.
Speaker 3: God, I was gonna have pants on. Yeah, yeah, an
Speaker 3: hour before people are supposed to come.
Speaker 1: I'm truly not pulling out any of this food until
Speaker 1: the moment someone walks through my door.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna order it when five people have already gotten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't know how much I'm actually supposed
Speaker 1: to order. How many wings? I just gotta guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a hope that everybody's gonna show up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no on.
Speaker 3: You know how many times have been chastised by Windstop
Speaker 3: for trying to take shit back.
Speaker 1: I'd rather check myself before. I rather myself a good
Speaker 1: You can't bring back used wings. Yeah, this worked.
Speaker 3: Just eat the fucking cellar and I'm like, I did
Speaker 3: not order.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what I didn't know it is that
Speaker 1: you put that in there, and I feel I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to pay.
Speaker 3: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: You're saying this complimentary, but I've seen the up charges.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, throwing a couple of thigh bites
Speaker 1: that they go on to say, time is broken into
Speaker 1: fifteen minute intervals. When you meet people, it can be
Speaker 1: at ten fifteen or ten thirty, et cetera. I've yet
Speaker 1: to meet anyone of African descent that can actually adhere
Speaker 1: to these fifteen minute intervals. They are either five minutes yeah,
Speaker 1: you will be both, he says, they are either five
Speaker 1: minutes early or ten minutes too late. Meeting for brunch
Speaker 1: can truly be dis dis astrisk sometimes. So what does
Speaker 1: this all mean? I have it on good authority that
Speaker 1: the construct of time is antithetical to the Circadian rhythm
Speaker 1: of people of African descent. Furthermore, time is constructed in
Speaker 1: a way different than the way people of African descent
Speaker 1: perceived time. A couple of the book you're vibing with this,
Speaker 1: please You're like, yeah, this this ain't my rhythm at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate Canada. Yeah, time is clapping on the
Speaker 3: on the one and the three. Yeah, it's music, it's
Speaker 3: the one. This is James Brown. Okay, yeah, I keep
Speaker 3: going though. This is exciting, uh, he says.
Speaker 1: Furthermore, time is constructed in a way different way than
Speaker 1: the people of African descent perceived time. A couple of
Speaker 1: blown dinner reservations, no big deal. But I have a
Speaker 1: great I have a greater concern. Whomever controls time controls
Speaker 1: means of production. Frankly, what could we be doing with
Speaker 1: all of this non access time? It is time, no
Speaker 1: pun intended for us to reclaim our time. Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: and keep up the great work.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 2: I think it started like at first it made sense, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then I got lost around when I hit the
Speaker 2: air horn.
Speaker 1: I do think that that if what he's suggesting is true,
Speaker 1: it is sort of the controlling of sort of like rhythms, right,
Speaker 1: That like choosing ten fifteen, by his suggestion, is rhythmically
Speaker 1: not in line with the way that black people function
Speaker 1: in the world, And that if instead they would choose
Speaker 1: ten twenty as a meeting time or ten forty as
Speaker 1: a meeting time, we are more likely to in fact
Speaker 1: be on time for the meeting experience whatever.
Speaker 3: It is off that twelve hour hour o' clock that
Speaker 3: they invented. Right, So yeah, so why would that be
Speaker 3: that much different?
Speaker 1: I think if if he I.
Speaker 3: Think this might be a sneaky, stupid guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if we're if we were to blow
Speaker 1: this out a little bit more, I think the argument
Speaker 1: would be that we can't control the structure that's already
Speaker 1: been put in place, which also does not jet well
Speaker 1: with the way we measure time. But given what we
Speaker 1: do already have to play the ball we have to
Speaker 1: play with, there are still ways we could be more
Speaker 1: advantaged in the time conversation.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is that if he understands what
Speaker 3: the rhythm is, and let's say it's off kilter, right like,
Speaker 3: let's say it's straight up and down for white people
Speaker 3: are shits like this, If it's a matter of ten
Speaker 3: minute differences, why wouldn't you just shift your whole life
Speaker 3: around that? Right? Why would not?
Speaker 2: Like it seems like if he on understands the rhythm
Speaker 2: of it and where our natural paces, wouldn't you just
Speaker 2: be able to set your pace to that? Because I
Speaker 2: think for the most part, I don't think people would
Speaker 2: freak out if you were like, oh, I don't want
Speaker 2: to meet at ten thirty, Let's meet at ten seventeen.
Speaker 2: I don't think it would make enough difference to other
Speaker 2: people for you to adjust your life.
Speaker 3: In that way.
Speaker 1: For the most part, I hear you, but I or
Speaker 1: just early this shit. Then I usually worry, right, I
Speaker 1: actually worry that that if we were if I were
Speaker 1: to go to a white executive in any space, let's.
Speaker 3: Tell the truth Entertainment, he's talking to you Netflix, if
Speaker 3: I were to go again blexit doesn't want to go again.
Speaker 1: I don't know who I'm talking to. Listen, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of good people on both sides, fine people. Now, seriously,
Speaker 1: these strikes are wow stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But also i'd like a special But I do
Speaker 3: think that that.
Speaker 1: If we're being honest and your team, your people set
Speaker 1: you at tipe do that, No, you're out, Your team
Speaker 1: sets a time for ten thirty, and you go, you go, nah,
Speaker 1: tell them I want ten forty. It would get weird.
Speaker 1: But if it's the same on the left or the right,
Speaker 1: then why don't you just show up at ten twenty,
Speaker 1: because because then you're just sitting on a zoom for
Speaker 1: ten minutes just staring into a void.
Speaker 2: But you're still gonna be at your optimal where you're
Speaker 2: gonna be off killed. I'd eat that ten minutes to
Speaker 2: be optimal as opposed to just being you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It seems like there's like the swing on.
Speaker 2: It seems too slight to me for this to make
Speaker 2: any sense, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I am super bought into the
Speaker 1: ten five to ten minute difference that would trans form
Speaker 1: our lives. I do think, if we're again, if we
Speaker 1: blow this out a little bit, I think the larger
Speaker 1: point is that that the measurement of time and the
Speaker 1: way that we approach time is Caucasian in its root.
Speaker 3: You're very good at hand signals to make me want
Speaker 3: to agree with you do like Obama hands sometimes, and
Speaker 3: then I find myself.
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton is what I'm aiming for. I did not,
Speaker 1: But no, I do think that there there might be
Speaker 1: some logic to the fact that, like when we think
Speaker 1: about time and space and all of these things, they
Speaker 1: are set. The standard is set based off of a
Speaker 1: white Jesus Christ. It is not based off of the
Speaker 1: actual Jesus Christ who was probably.
Speaker 3: Some sort of an Arab man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was brown. He was little and brown and
Speaker 1: didn't look nothing like the sex little.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he had to be little because everybody was
Speaker 1: little back then. They were malnourished. And I don't think
Speaker 1: he was littler than the others. Oh No, I think
Speaker 1: he was like average height for them. I think he
Speaker 1: was like a cool five to two. I don't think
Speaker 1: he was like a center, but yeah, no, but like
Speaker 1: a power forward. Do you think power forward?
Speaker 3: I think he could be that tall.
Speaker 1: I always thought of Jesus as a shooting guard.
Speaker 5: Whoa what?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Whoa?
Speaker 1: Really? Jesus was always a shooting guard to me. Maybe
Speaker 1: a point guard if I'm being I mean we could
Speaker 1: meet in the middle there, I get the point guard
Speaker 1: is smaller than the shooting guard. You never thought of
Speaker 1: Jesus like low post. You thought of him like banging
Speaker 1: in the post. Yeah, whoa? Yeah, I don't even feel
Speaker 1: like he seems like a finesse guy. His his presumed height.
Speaker 3: Five f five. What a fucking sweat.
Speaker 1: Ship Jesus would a guy? No? What some short stacks?
Speaker 1: If you got some? Why you make you so little?
Speaker 1: Call your daddy and asked for a couple more inches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't you die for six feet?
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, before you hang him up, put him on
Speaker 1: a little cross. Don't waste the woody. Hey, we don't
Speaker 1: need the big nails with this guy.
Speaker 3: Wait, can you how Mohammad was?
Speaker 1: I don't know that they can do that, right, They no,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying they can't list how tall Mohammad is.
Speaker 1: You can't draw his picture, you can't document him in
Speaker 1: any way. You can't also be like, I'll describe him
Speaker 1: as as six foot three with bulging Yeah, that's kind
Speaker 1: of I felt like Mohammad's got like two inches on me.
Speaker 1: I definitely think Muhammad was taller than Jesus was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, okay, we can agree with that. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: that's what and that's what they need to do in
Speaker 3: the Middle East. We need to start there.
Speaker 1: Let's all agree Jesus was shorter than Mohammad, and the
Speaker 1: new yet to be named Savior probably gonna be the
Speaker 1: tallest one of all.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Jews probably get the tallest one. Whoa, just
Speaker 3: because everybody's taller. Now, like you said, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 3: you would.
Speaker 1: You imagine this person as a tall person.
Speaker 2: I think that if the Messiah came back today and
Speaker 2: he was as tall as Kevin Hart, it would not work.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: Like if the Messiah couldn't even get pussy on Tinder,
Speaker 2: no one's gonna you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin Hart's had to work really hard to make
Speaker 1: up for the fact that he is five to two.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. So I think it like just
Speaker 3: the way that we're set up now. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: if I think if the if, if the Massiah was
Speaker 3: gonna come back today, I think I think he had
Speaker 3: to be a pretty tall guy. Yeah, I think probably
Speaker 3: like six six three, just like I don't think. I
Speaker 3: don't think, at least in this country. I don't think
Speaker 3: we accept anything.
Speaker 1: Here's a big question. Do you think he can come
Speaker 1: back sexy? Because there there's a.
Speaker 3: Ough man that's a that's a very good question because
Speaker 3: I've said it before a lot of times. I think
Speaker 3: the Devil is sexy.
Speaker 1: I think very sexy.
Speaker 2: I think God can be. I want to he can be.
Speaker 2: The Messiah can be handsome, but not movie star. He's
Speaker 2: gotta be like a guy, you know, handsome. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know Jim from the Office. Yeah, that's is handsome. He
Speaker 2: can't be any more handsome.
Speaker 1: And not even John Krasinsky, because John Krasinsky like then
Speaker 1: transformed his body Office two Seasons, Ship, bad Hair.
Speaker 3: No, watch on.
Speaker 1: No, he's gonna take his shirt off and it ain't
Speaker 1: gonna gross you out. But there's nothing that like makes
Speaker 1: you go damn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no damn on his body. No, damn. I
Speaker 3: think it's just gotta be a he's gotta be like
Speaker 3: a hot like a seven point five. Yeah, he's clean,
Speaker 3: he's in good shape, smells decent. Yeah, do smell amazing,
Speaker 3: Like you know what I'm saying, Like, you're not like damn,
Speaker 3: he's neutral. Yeah, you don't hug him, and you're like damn,
Speaker 3: what is that? But you also are not afraid to
Speaker 3: hug him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got it. It's like a soft lavendery.
Speaker 3: It's almost like you smell the soap from the clothes body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he uses tide, Yeah, and you can smell
Speaker 1: the tide, but it is exactly yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I see that. That makes sense, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think Jesus can come back sexy.
Speaker 3: I watched That's you can be tall not sexy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched that documentary about Justin Bieber's pastor, about.
Speaker 3: Oh He'll saw song Man.
Speaker 1: I situated.
Speaker 3: I haven't talked about this. I'm in deep. Yeah, are
Speaker 3: you that?
Speaker 1: It was very crazy?
Speaker 3: Yea?
Speaker 1: And honestly, Justin Bieber's pastor is not the worst guy
Speaker 1: in in that not even close to Like. No, I
Speaker 1: think he kind of was into God. He just loved Yeah,
Speaker 1: he loves cyd pussy and like cool backpacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I think part of the problem that eventually got
Speaker 1: him caught up was he was too sexy. You can't
Speaker 1: be that hot and be an actual leader.
Speaker 2: The vanity is gonna take over again, because if you're
Speaker 2: that hot, you don't want to waste it. I don't
Speaker 2: care what any hot person says. If you're that sexy,
Speaker 2: if you got d'angelo's poppy, yeah, you're not gonna waste
Speaker 2: that on just your wife and your congregation.
Speaker 3: He was taking shirtless pictures with Justin Bieber. There's no
Speaker 3: world where that's not to get pussy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, his his fucking abs looked like a helicopter
Speaker 1: was supposed to land on them.
Speaker 3: You was shiny, and he's white. They don't get shiny. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he was greased.
Speaker 3: They're not even shiny.
Speaker 1: He was greased, and then he thought if he put
Speaker 1: on glasses, it would make us take him like, treat
Speaker 1: him like a scholar.
Speaker 3: And it's like, Nah, Doug, listen, I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 3: I saw you had those, and then when I was
Speaker 3: at the Dakrey Bar, my buddy gave me some fake glasses.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about we.
Speaker 1: Get some fake glasses.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty cool move. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think war B Parker was a sponsor for three
Speaker 1: minutes on this podcast.
Speaker 3: We always still have a what do you tell them?
Speaker 3: When do you have to say? I just want like
Speaker 3: the ones you have. I don't need a prescription.
Speaker 1: Here's how you do it. You say I want blue
Speaker 1: light lenses.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's all you got.
Speaker 1: That's all you get because that's for the screens and
Speaker 1: ship blue blockers. Well, yeah, that's I think where that
Speaker 1: word comes from. Users, are your glasses blue blockers? No,
Speaker 1: blue blockers are a brand.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Blue blockers are those big, old, thick ones that your
Speaker 1: grand m I used to wear because the sun. They
Speaker 1: had convinced old people late at night that the sun
Speaker 1: was was going to be the thing that killed them.
Speaker 1: And so they got these big old thick glasses. Okay,
Speaker 1: but the ones for TV and screams. You just say
Speaker 1: the blue light lenses, blue light lenses, and then you
Speaker 1: can get and then you get whatever.
Speaker 3: They just know, if you see me outside Gucci blue lights,
Speaker 3: don't say anything.
Speaker 1: Don't work my boy. He's got a lot of screen time.
Speaker 1: You gotta protect his eyes.
Speaker 3: That's all. Man. That's a whole new meal with glasses.
Speaker 3: Might start selling weed again.
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's a step backwards.
Speaker 3: I think how we're gonna do it the direction.
Speaker 1: Unless you're gonna turn into and turn your ship into
Speaker 1: a dispensary. This feels like a step we're not having forward.
Speaker 3: We don't. I didn't say where I got you, So
Speaker 3: that's what are we talking about? Uh?
Speaker 1: Selling weed at high schools. I think that is where
Speaker 1: because kids don't know the prices. They don't know and
Speaker 1: they can't go to a dispensary to find out.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 3: pay people like ten bucks for affording keep the change.
Speaker 1: The question of time being controlled by the white devil
Speaker 1: does not feel fully false to me. Now they doesn't
Speaker 1: see the advantage I don't think that that's actually gonna
Speaker 1: make black people show up on time ever.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I think that I believe in CPT,
Speaker 2: Like I just don't. I think CPT though as far
Speaker 2: as it relates to like, I think other people are
Speaker 2: just not as time Nazis because they're not is money
Speaker 2: obsessed like this whole time is like you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, when time becomes a commodity and that way,
Speaker 2: then I think that's when people get to be like
Speaker 2: but like, I don't agree with this one.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I also don't think that people are different in the
Speaker 3: way that like time would affect it. Although white people
Speaker 3: do objectively age terribly, say more so time is beating
Speaker 3: that ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because they're collecting all the.
Speaker 3: Time, right, Maybe that's what happens. That's a symptom of
Speaker 3: hoarding time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just like you just have it all pressed
Speaker 1: into you at once, and it like just fucking eats
Speaker 1: you alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, side because like me personally, I was born in
Speaker 3: sixty eight, like.
Speaker 1: The mandosh, Yeah, man, I'm fifty eight years old. It
Speaker 1: makes you look so much better. No, I mean, because
Speaker 1: why is that? Why are they aging so bad?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean some of kids kill them.
Speaker 1: Some of what we've we've talked about on this podcasts
Speaker 1: is a possibility that that white skin also is not
Speaker 1: in fact indigenous to this earth, that that they are
Speaker 1: they are not built for for the world that we
Speaker 1: currently live in, and and they are in fact the
Speaker 1: aliens that descended upon the planet, and and that is
Speaker 1: why the sun is poisonous to them and all of that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it does feel, I mean, although lately
Speaker 1: I've been having a lot of black.
Speaker 3: People tell me to wear sunscreen.
Speaker 1: Mmmm.
Speaker 3: It's like it never used to be a thing. What
Speaker 3: do you think that is, pussy? I don't know, but
Speaker 3: it never used to like it used to be like
Speaker 3: a given and now it's.
Speaker 1: Like very a given that none of us were. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now it it feels fairly frequently people are like coming,
Speaker 1: do you think that some of it it was just
Speaker 1: a given because of ego, that like we were all
Speaker 1: like intect green, that like we're not going to fold
Speaker 1: to sunscreen, And then at some point we did, and
Speaker 1: now everybody's being more honest that we do in fact
Speaker 1: need it sometimes. I mean, I've never had a sunburn,
Speaker 1: but you, I think are respectfully if you.
Speaker 2: Say, African booty scratch, walk it out, because like respectively,
Speaker 2: you are a tar baby, you are from the mud,
Speaker 2: no truly a charcoal brikett of amount.
Speaker 3: I would say that you are.
Speaker 1: You are pretty far on the dark side of the spectrum, right.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying I don't think people are saying,
Speaker 2: even me, my friend, she's an esthetician, She's like, even you,
Speaker 2: you should be wearing sunscreen.
Speaker 1: But I have seen and you probably have seen more
Speaker 1: of it. I've seen dark skinned people in the African
Speaker 1: sun who have like those dark splotches right where like
Speaker 1: the sun has beat their ass. It just doesn't burn
Speaker 1: the same way that like white skin, does you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like you see all those like old
Speaker 1: grandma's like my mom lives in Ghana. There's a bunch
Speaker 1: of like older ladies in that community who have like
Speaker 1: these really dark spots on their faces. How old though,
Speaker 1: and they're like in their sixties, seventies whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, And do you and you're saying you
Speaker 3: think that sunscreen would have prevented that.
Speaker 1: I think that sunscreen, certainly, it would have flowed slow
Speaker 1: some of what's happening to them.
Speaker 3: I mean it might partially be ego, because now if
Speaker 3: I'm telling you how my gut is feeling, I want
Speaker 3: to fight.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, Like I don't like no, no, no, even
Speaker 1: my hands ready to Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't like insinuating that there's some situation where I
Speaker 2: need some special extra loces outside protect Like it makes
Speaker 2: me like my hands are up because I feel off
Speaker 2: gonna ma me right right right?
Speaker 3: So I mean, yeah, there could be some ego to it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I do want to check in. You can't see him,
Speaker 3: Hons Hans, do you wear sunscreen?
Speaker 5: I definitely had the ego thing where I thought, for
Speaker 5: a long time I didn't have to, yeah, and I
Speaker 5: would be like, no, I got brown skin, I don't burn,
Speaker 5: But then I started burning, and now I sometimes wear sunscreen.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 5: I think you guys have to repeat into the mic.
Speaker 5: I don't know how much they can hear me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to Yeah, no, it was fine.
Speaker 1: We can cut this part, but it is.
Speaker 3: Excuse me for trying to involve the room.
Speaker 1: So Hons didn't show up too good. So what you guys,
Speaker 1: miss Hans said, I ain't know, bitch.
Speaker 6: He.
Speaker 1: Said, suck my dude, bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean listen, man, how so you wear sunscreen?
Speaker 1: Not often wed, but but if we're doing a beach day,
Speaker 1: IM gonna put some on. If we're like if I'm
Speaker 1: in Vegas and we're like hitting the pools and ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some on. Okay, I'm gonna burn.
Speaker 1: It's a bottle last year a long time because I'm
Speaker 1: not using it very often. Okay, okay, and my daughter
Speaker 1: is yeah, well yeah yeah, Wait a minute. And then
Speaker 1: I was starting to feel like I'm an alien? What
Speaker 1: do you mean my skin does what everybody's skin does?
Speaker 3: You known' tan?
Speaker 1: You don't get any tanner?
Speaker 3: Nigga? What are you talking?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You could get darker than this, can
Speaker 1: I yeah, you ain't Jim in hunt suit. It could
Speaker 1: get it could get darker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't tan at all. No, it's damn
Speaker 3: I'm all one color too. I'm not even splotchy. Really no, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're consistent. You just see my dick. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: A cast I mean yeah, no, my min First of all,
Speaker 1: my penis is darker than I am. Really am much darker.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I And it's not I haven't thought about it, but
Speaker 1: I would not have thought that what you you would
Speaker 1: have thought consistent. Yeah, just topped to bottom the way down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, weird.
Speaker 1: I think white guys in general crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The their dicks are different colors than than their everything else.
Speaker 3: If that's what it takes to tick over the world,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh purple huh, them things look nuts.
Speaker 3: God gave you red hair and a graat dip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think whatever that that white guy jean is
Speaker 1: uh deep inside of me. If I were to do,
Speaker 1: you get like a farmer's tan, Like if you if
Speaker 1: I took my shirt off right now, My neck and
Speaker 1: my chest are very different colors right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we all have a cross. I have hair
Speaker 3: on my shoulders.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's I'm mostly hairless really on the
Speaker 1: top and then the bottom. I'm like, I'm like one
Speaker 1: of those mythical goats.
Speaker 3: See I'm weird because I don't have like really any
Speaker 3: leg hair or anything. It doesn't start to the way stuffed. Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we opposite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's interesting. We make one full outfit.
Speaker 1: We make one full bigfoot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, your bottom in my top. That's a weird dude.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, that guy don't know how to socialize. No,
Speaker 1: he's also non structurally. So, sir, you're gonna fall over.
Speaker 1: Let us get you a rascal scooter.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: You can't living like this.
Speaker 3: Something gone terribly wrong.
Speaker 1: So you're you're not at all bought into the idea
Speaker 1: of that time is in fact a white construct.
Speaker 3: I think it's a white construct. Do I think there's
Speaker 3: some alternate timeline that we exist on that would be
Speaker 3: more optimal to us? No, I don't think so, because
Speaker 3: it's still it's just a thing we made. It's just
Speaker 3: a form of measurement we made. It's like, it's the
Speaker 3: same way that I don't feel like we're at a
Speaker 3: disadvantage for not being metric, other than it's harder to
Speaker 3: consume to convert, you know what I'm saying. It's just
Speaker 3: it's a measurement. It's not like I don't I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think it is racial at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would be more bought into it
Speaker 1: being sort of like this this very clear racial divide
Speaker 1: if we had our separate calendar, like our separate.
Speaker 3: Like they had drop.
Speaker 1: If and Mohammed. If you're listening, you fucked up. But
Speaker 1: I do think if we had our own fucking clock
Speaker 1: and and that that would be dope.
Speaker 3: If black Americans got it, we got our.
Speaker 1: Own national anthem. Yeah, now we need our own clock.
Speaker 3: We're gonna meet. We're gonna meet downtown at cool thirty
Speaker 3: spelled with a K. I'll see you at Jazz fifteen.
Speaker 3: I haven't eaten since Whitney Houston seventeen.
Speaker 1: That would be fun. That'd be great if we could
Speaker 1: pick twelve. We gotta make up our clock, and so
Speaker 1: in philosophy, I think that is that is where we
Speaker 1: would challenge you.
Speaker 3: Is well, No, let me step in and say, look
Speaker 3: out for my mama told me clock coming soon.
Speaker 1: That's fair. We sell our own clock. Ye, fuck you
Speaker 1: in philosophy, Yeah, you planted the seed and we're running
Speaker 1: with it and we are not cutting you in on
Speaker 1: the deal. I want a little bit.
Speaker 2: I want nine o'clock to be with me like this,
Speaker 2: and then you can pick whatever and you do whatever
Speaker 2: you want. I just want nine o'clock. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: I want midnight to be that meme of that lady
Speaker 1: who's been down after that long day on the show.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good man night, that's a good mid night.
Speaker 3: I think six should just be an air force one
Speaker 3: m because anything could happen. Yeah, yeah, it's already.
Speaker 1: This could be socializing hours, So this could be I'm
Speaker 1: gonna jump your your uncle hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's a half black, half white air Force psychopaths.
Speaker 3: Yeahs, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: People don't talk about that enough because the Black Air
Speaker 1: Force one obviously is a fighting shoe.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 1: It is objectively a shoe of violence and chaos.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But and the White Air Force one is more a
Speaker 1: shoe of celebration and jubilance. Yeah, jubilance. I think that's
Speaker 1: a great word for it. But the Black and White
Speaker 1: Air Force one is truly a murderer. That is a
Speaker 1: a peerror, like just evil sent out into the world
Speaker 1: on a foot.
Speaker 3: I just made some Nike customs.
Speaker 1: And I do not take back what I said. There's
Speaker 1: no part of it that wants to to reassess it
Speaker 1: or review. Were talking black with the white checks, I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Remember there was the air Force one that was the
Speaker 1: mid Oh no, no, black and white. That's yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's the crazy.
Speaker 3: That's yeah. No, that's like, yeah, you're gonna eat a human. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: we're in agreement. Yeah that emits cut the MIDS out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you gotta make a choice. Are you taking take it low?
Speaker 1: But make a choice.
Speaker 3: It's not Scottie Pippot and some mids the other day
Speaker 3: on Instagram and I was like, that's why she's not
Speaker 3: coming back.
Speaker 1: I see why all these bad things are happening.
Speaker 3: Idiot.
Speaker 1: You know what makes Scotty said though, it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: a part of you wonders can he afford the cooler
Speaker 1: ones or they just get the those because those are
Speaker 1: in his budget. It's so bad Scotti is not doing
Speaker 1: good for him.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I was rooting for Scottie. I was never against Scotty,
Speaker 1: but I was always rooting for Even during the documentary
Speaker 1: went in, you know the documentary below, they tried to
Speaker 1: play him out, played him out hard, and I remember
Speaker 1: there was like a large swath of the Internet that
Speaker 1: was sort of like very actively being like, man, fuck
Speaker 1: Scottie pipping. He was being a bitch. Yeah, which, come on, Michael,
Speaker 1: you gonna why just let Scotti be? Come on happy man, he's.
Speaker 2: A grown man called Scotty. You haven't done enough. He
Speaker 2: came to the league as Scott Pippin Jr.
Speaker 1: He also named his son Scotti, but spelled it differently
Speaker 1: than his Scotti.
Speaker 3: That's a man who's underwater. Come on.
Speaker 1: His name is spelled with the I E. His son's
Speaker 1: name is spelled with a y. That's complicated, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's funny because Scotty and I don't. I don't know
Speaker 3: why I will. I don't know why I feel this way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Scotty with the I.
Speaker 1: E seems like a girl's name.
Speaker 3: Oh and then why to me seems like a boy.
Speaker 1: Why is the boy's name? Yeah, just like Bobby, same
Speaker 1: same rules. I don't know that I can undo so
Speaker 1: much of what he was in my childhood from Chicago
Speaker 1: to make that connection.
Speaker 3: From Yeah I wasn't in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Yeah you weren't. You didn't grow up, I had no love.
Speaker 1: There used to be a sports drink for kids that
Speaker 1: Scottie Pippen made called Zipping' with Pippin uh and and
Speaker 1: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a big fan.
Speaker 1: Is it discontinued? Yeah? I don't think they could sell
Speaker 1: it back then. I think it was poison.
Speaker 3: I wonder if we could get it like a case
Speaker 3: of zipping with if there's got a case and do
Speaker 3: like a vintage Zipping with Pippen Tasting, bro would you I.
Speaker 1: Would do I would do it every episode. I would
Speaker 1: end everyone drink it by saying and now for our
Speaker 1: and our weekly Zipping with Pippin tasting this week, Uh
Speaker 1: it's it's Scotty strawberry.
Speaker 3: I bet that the flavor.
Speaker 1: I don't know, some dumby probably. There's no way it
Speaker 1: was inventive.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I bet you we could
Speaker 3: find some zipping with.
Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a hard drink to come by,
Speaker 1: I think. But I bet, I bet there's an eBay.
Speaker 1: I bet, I mean, if you can.
Speaker 2: Somebody's got somewhere, somewhere in a basement in Chicago, somebody's sitting.
Speaker 1: On like a case as they were like this coming back.
Speaker 1: It's coming back, and I'm about to go crazy.
Speaker 3: They all laughed at me. They said, Jerome, why are
Speaker 3: you buying?
Speaker 1: Just by the kid.
Speaker 3: It's never gonna laugh.
Speaker 1: No, I'll have my day. Look at everybody looking it up.
Speaker 1: Everybody's trying to figure out slamming jam and strawberry. That
Speaker 1: sounds right, Yeah, okay, okay, how much for a case?
Speaker 1: That's that's the problem. It's it's hard to come by.
Speaker 3: Damn. It was a rare.
Speaker 1: It had like a I feel like like a three
Speaker 1: year window. Yeah, there's a commercial, that's right, that's right. No,
Speaker 1: he had a sports drink dog look at that, and
Speaker 1: he and we were drinking that because Scottie Pippen in
Speaker 1: our eyes had not been tainted.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't know what was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I didn't know Future was gonna fuck his wife.
Speaker 3: Future didn't know. I bet your future knew.
Speaker 1: Future was drinking. Future was drinking a zipping with pipping
Speaker 1: and being like, I'm a fuck this man's wife. This
Speaker 1: tastes so good, I'm gonna fuck his wife.
Speaker 3: That's back what he was called meat man. You know
Speaker 3: what I like. I was an all sport guy. You
Speaker 3: remember all sport? It was like carbon It was like
Speaker 3: a sports drink, but it was carbonated. That's not what
Speaker 3: sports drinks. No, it was insane.
Speaker 1: You don't remember all I don't remember all all sports.
Speaker 3: We should get it. We should get an all sports. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I bet they got some of that. WHOA.
Speaker 1: So it was Gatoray but with bubbles in it.
Speaker 3: I think it was made by Coca Cola company. If
Speaker 3: I'm not, it's like I want to say it's like
Speaker 3: pre Frutopia, right, I think it was before Frutopia. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because Frutopia was one I liked for a while.
Speaker 1: Toutopia had a little run.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yes, for it was if you were bohemian.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Frutopia was like cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was for the hippie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to really prefer Fruitopia.
Speaker 2: Like all the kids you drank Fruitopia went on to
Speaker 2: smoke weed like the next year it was a Fruitopia
Speaker 2: was for sure gateway smoking.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like now you're your parents are should have seen
Speaker 1: the sun. Yeah yeah, it was like you got you
Speaker 1: got some Fruitopia. Maybe you start listening to Bob Marley
Speaker 1: a little louder. Yeah, morganized sports keep walking in the
Speaker 1: house and saying waguan, hey man, hey man, You're.
Speaker 3: Not from there. Stop you stop calling it. So I
Speaker 3: think it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like we're in agreement. I think in philosophy, while
Speaker 1: we certainly do subscribe to the possibility that that time
Speaker 1: is not a construct invented by black and brown people,
Speaker 1: it is not necessarily one that is continuing to be
Speaker 1: weaponized against us, as much as we just ain't really
Speaker 1: got a solid hold of it. The way that we
Speaker 1: should and nobody loves the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I think it speaks to that more of
Speaker 3: just like a culture be more relaxed about that.
Speaker 1: And I do think that's great. That's a good leaving
Speaker 1: point for us. Is like, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: white people got to chill the fuck out about time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not that we can't handle the time that exists.
Speaker 1: Y'all just are being real stringent about the ship in
Speaker 1: a way that's annoying and not fun. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: I I plan my days out as much as the
Speaker 1: next person, but you Yeah, there's a little wiggle wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, why we gotta start right at the time
Speaker 1: that we said.
Speaker 3: I hate it when you do it, like you're doing
Speaker 3: like events or something, or you go somewhere all white
Speaker 3: people and then they're just like this is this is
Speaker 3: this today? They're like, I'm here because I'm not a
Speaker 3: work I might do seven things today.
Speaker 1: I might do too. Yeah, I was hoping not to
Speaker 1: look at an itinerary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm in the pool. Don't tell me it's
Speaker 3: time to get out. Don't ever tell me it's time
Speaker 3: to get out of the pool.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 3: I hate that shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not all No, I'm in the pool. I'm not
Speaker 1: an all day pool kind of guy, which means that
Speaker 1: you definitely don't need to tell me when we leave
Speaker 1: in the pool, because I'll get out right, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna overstay my welcoming. I might. I might.
Speaker 1: You're an all day guy.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm like, get out, get a drink or
Speaker 3: hang out. I'll dry off completely deep prune and then yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll go back in if I want to.
Speaker 1: Same with that.
Speaker 3: The beach man, I go fuck a beach up all day.
Speaker 1: You'll sit in the sun at the beach, y'all go
Speaker 1: in the water, or like lay down and put the towel.
Speaker 3: Over my face.
Speaker 1: I get too hot?
Speaker 3: Really, is that sun burning here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: All right, that's that's okay.
Speaker 1: Goddamn devil blood. Do you do you bring an umbrella?
Speaker 1: We have like beach umbrellas. I'm like bringing personal ones. No, No,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not a fucking movie powder and I'm
Speaker 1: not a freak. Yeah, like a lord of a lady
Speaker 1: from the hundreds. You go like a parasol going there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just will have some beach umbrellas and Okay, but
Speaker 1: even under the umbrellas. Not just I get Here's the
Speaker 1: other thing. I just get bored. I'm not a beach guy.
Speaker 3: I get that.
Speaker 1: I get real bored just sitting there. I like to walk.
Speaker 3: I like to move, like walk along the ocean.
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'll do anything besides just sit in
Speaker 1: one place for hours and call that a good time.
Speaker 3: You never like sit and just take in the majesty
Speaker 3: of the ocean and the size of it. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's cool. Yeah, it's like different struckts.
Speaker 1: Noah, Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's like I don't say
Speaker 1: that majestic to me.
Speaker 3: Oh man, It's like it's like jaw dropping. It freaks
Speaker 3: me out sometimes and you'll just sit and look at it.
Speaker 3: If I'm by myself, I'm like, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 3: a psychopath. I'm like out with people. I'm aware of
Speaker 3: what's going you know what I mean. But like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I can look I can just look at but I
Speaker 3: also detect. I also just sometimes will just like walk
Speaker 3: around for hours and not really know what's called, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. I can just do that. Nah,
Speaker 3: you know, for different guys, very different guys and jerseys,
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 1: We played for different teams.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently.
Speaker 1: Uh but but I think we did it.
Speaker 3: I think this is we did something.
Speaker 1: We talked for a while, We talked for a long time.
Speaker 3: That is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Most of it's useless, but the parts of it really
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut those up and turn it into something valuable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's probably one of all that Jesus stuff was great.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do? You want to tell the
Speaker 1: people where they can find you and what cool ship
Speaker 1: you have?
Speaker 3: You can find me a cool guy joke City seven
Speaker 3: on Instagram. I'm going on the Aluminum Foil tour. You
Speaker 3: can check out all those dates that bring davidplate dot
Speaker 3: com and uh no, I can't promote anything because you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same man, And even if I could, I don't
Speaker 1: have much to tell you about it at this point.
Speaker 1: But but we are on tour. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if this is going to be useful for for that timing,
Speaker 1: but if it is, you better come see us.
Speaker 3: Yeah and make pictures. Don't cut me out, you bitch.
Speaker 3: Somebody cut Yeah, I said it.
Speaker 1: Somebody cut David out of a picture at our Seattle
Speaker 1: show and it was maybe one of the most unnecessary
Speaker 1: and mean things that they could take a picture with me.
Speaker 1: It's really crazy because we weren't even standing next to
Speaker 1: each other the whole time, So you could have just
Speaker 1: tapped me and been like, yo, I want a picture
Speaker 1: with you. I don't care if he's in it, and
Speaker 1: that would have been fine, fine, nobody would have felt
Speaker 1: any kind of way. But you were like, nah, I'm
Speaker 1: taking a picture with him. I'm gonna leave his arm
Speaker 1: a little bit in it, and I am I am
Speaker 1: going to post it as if he was not there,
Speaker 1: and frankly referenced the podcast as if he does not
Speaker 1: exist as a member inside of this.
Speaker 3: And you know what it works.
Speaker 2: So congrats to you redacted, because I'm not going to
Speaker 2: say your name, even though I know it, I'll never
Speaker 2: fucking forget it.
Speaker 1: Its stealed in his mind.
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 1: It was real mean, But I'm glad you didn't cut
Speaker 1: me out. And and if you don't want to cut
Speaker 1: me out, you can. You can find me at Langston
Speaker 1: Kerman on Instagram and TikTok. I guess I don't know
Speaker 1: where the fuck ah god uh. And and more importantly,
Speaker 1: if you want to send us your own drops, if
Speaker 1: you want to send us your own conspiracy theories if
Speaker 1: you want to prove to us that that time was
Speaker 1: in fact once measured based off Mohammad's life and then
Speaker 1: that got usurped by the White devil as well. Send
Speaker 1: it all to my mama pod at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you. And that's that's
Speaker 1: the whole shebang. Bye bitch, you mail good, I feel
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