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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. Everybody in the room right now,

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Speaker 1: which one of us do you think has the most

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Speaker 1: dirty little secrets? M definitely not Evan, I agree with that.

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Speaker 1: I Nope. I think Alex. Honestly, I think my son

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Speaker 1: Jocks probably right, that's right here because he has to

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Speaker 1: come to the studio with us because kids aren't in

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Speaker 1: school right now, So you're probably right. It is probably

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Speaker 1: eight year old Jackson as in those secrets. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: time for dirty little secret. If you want to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret, I have to do his

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Speaker 1: Texas show four one oh six one, and we'll let

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Speaker 1: you say whatever you want. You can tell us any

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Speaker 1: secret you want. And remember we keep everybody anonymous and

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us that dirt a little secret

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Speaker 1: is the drummer from Britney Spears First Tour. Wow, she

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Speaker 1: had a drummer? I don't know, but I just made

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Speaker 1: it up. And that's who's on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: for a dirty little secret. The drummer from Britney Spears

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Speaker 1: First Tour. What's drummer? Wow? Throwback. Yeah god, what was

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Speaker 1: that gig? Like? Ah, yeah, it was Uh, it was invigorating.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like yeah, do you and Britney still talk? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: not really, because I get it. I can't really do that.

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Speaker 1: I bet you have at a dirty little secret. So

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Speaker 1: time for me. Know what's your dirty little secret or

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Speaker 1: one of them, because I'm sure you have a lot

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Speaker 1: based on I did something really kind of bad. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was it? Well, this was kind of underhanded underhanded

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Speaker 1: What do you mean by dad and underhanded? I mean

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Speaker 1: kind of like you know, I did it at my job,

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Speaker 1: which is kind of really bad. Oh god, um bad?

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Speaker 1: Do you still something underhanded? You did it at your job? Well?

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Speaker 1: I destroyed something? Um? Okay, So I have this like

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Speaker 1: really super super annoying coworker huh um. Like you know,

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Speaker 1: you know the people who like always tell on tell

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Speaker 1: about everything. Oh telltale came back like two minutes late. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You know, they're kindly constantly throwing you under the bush.

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Speaker 1: So um, I mean with stupid little things that you

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Speaker 1: really don't need to tell on, you know. I mean.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, so she was driving me crazy, um, and

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Speaker 1: I was up for promotion. Well there was I was

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Speaker 1: trying to get this promotion, and um, I put, I

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Speaker 1: submitted my resume, and and I noticed that this pain

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Speaker 1: in the next person also submitted a resume. A right,

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Speaker 1: and so um, they actually no longer have submit a resume.

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Speaker 1: They no longer have submitted a resume because because the

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Speaker 1: shredder now owns their resume, your evil resume. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: the shredder shredded. Okay, but who how did it get

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Speaker 1: in the shredder? I think I don't know, you know,

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Speaker 1: probably standing there and my hand kind of like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was remembering all the terrible things she did to me,

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Speaker 1: and I was gonna put mine on the top of

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Speaker 1: the pile. But then you know, it kind of moved

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Speaker 1: towards the shredder. Weird. So in other words, you shredded.

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Speaker 1: You shredded her resume so she wouldn't get the promotion.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You can think whatever you want, but

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Speaker 1: all I know is that that resume is in the shredder. Now,

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Speaker 1: oh god, and you did it well? Like I said,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe the window was open, a light breeze

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Speaker 1: it right in there. Yeah, I don't, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: But okay, well, congratulations on the promotion. Kind of shameful

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Speaker 1: of you. Did you get the promotion? Of course I

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Speaker 1: got the promotion. Ry congratulations, Yeah, it kind of I

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Speaker 1: mean I deserve it. I deserve it. I was more

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Speaker 1: qualified anyway. Well, kay, you like, don't you think that

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Speaker 1: you should let them make that decision. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can't help it if somehow the resume got shredded, I

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Speaker 1: mean liked nobody even knows. Yeah, I guess you're right. Accidents.

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Speaker 1: Accidents do happen on purpose, and it sounds like, yeah

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Speaker 1: it did in this instance. Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Welcome you, though you didn't

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Speaker 1: really actually tell us. We know what it is. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. What's your dirty little secret,