WEBVTT - FBI 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:10.200 Non Burgund Ron Bergin talking and say anything rong back 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:16.280 and he's not playing any game. Yes it's me Ron Burgundy. 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:20.119 Thank you for joining me for another episode of the 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:26.720 Ron Burgundy Podcast. Carolina, are you here? I'm right, I'm 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.240 right next to you. I've been here for like five minutes. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:31.920 Have you not even noticed me? What's going on? Well? 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:35.519 I pulled my neck and pulled my neck out, so 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:40.960 I can only look forward literally and spiritually. I am 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:44.360 only looking forward from now on, and I'm not going 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.960 to move until the muscle relaxant has kicked in and 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:51.080 the pain has completely gone away. So you're going to 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:54.640 have to tell me your facial expressions so I know 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.400 how you're feeling. Do you do you understand? Are you? 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:00.960 Are you nodding right now? Nodding? Yes? Understand? What kind 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.840 of muscle relaxing did you take? You know? It's a 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.839 little bottle of muscle relaxans I've had for a while. 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:10.559 The name is is actually rubbed off from the bottle. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.800 My mom passed the bottle down to me years ago 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.759 when I was a little boy, and she said, take 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:20.240 this if your neck hurts. I also have a bottle 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:24.520 of aged codeine syrup. It's about seven years old. Do 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.920 you want something? It's in that the brown bag in 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:30.160 my purse. You know, you know what I mean? Yeah, 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.480 I'll take some. Wait's what kind of muscle relaxing did 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.960 you take? It doesn't have a full name on it. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.800 It's it's only only has one syllable. It's it's a 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:46.440 it's a finished name. It was a drug that was 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.240 banned from Finland in the fifties after the Prince of 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:53.400 Finland took it. What happened to him? Well, he, uh, 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:58.760 he has a bad back. He takes a then some 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:02.520 people in his pal us take it. It gets around, 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:05.880 you know, then rumor has it, all of the servants 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:12.519 in his palace turned into pieces of furniture, candlesticks and footstools. Wait, 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.040 did he turn into a beast? Who told you that? 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.799 I think it's from Beauty and the Beast. I think 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.760 you're What you're saying is that the prince and the 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:22.959 beauty and the beast in his entire castle had a 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:28.160 bad reaction to a muscle reaccent. So people know about that. Yeah, 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:32.360 it's actually a children's story. Are you frowning? You think 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:35.080 I shouldn't have taken it? No, I'm smiling. I'm glad 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.320 you're okay, and I hope you feel better. I can 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:42.000 tell you're rolling your eyes. I'm not. On today's episode, 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.600 we're talking about the rule of law, those who vow 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.480 to serve and protect, and who better to talk to 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:52.880 than a dog who has saved twelve lives. That's right, Freda, 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:56.440 the world famous rescue dog, is in the studio. Okay, 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.560 I wait, I didn't get Frieda. I can't. I can't 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.160 see you, so I can't tell if you're joking. Are 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.840 you joking? Run? She's busy, So Frieda is busy. This 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:07.840 is just for the people at home. This is a 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:11.919 real dog. Frieda a beautiful blonde lab. I encourage everyone 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.920 to look her up. She has spent her life helping 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.959 to rescue survivors from natural disasters around the world. She's 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.720 maybe the most real in the World's a hero, and 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.359 she's worked since she was a puppy. She's ten years old. 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:26.160 Now she's saved twelve I know that. Why Why do 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.639 you think I wanted to book her? Yeah? But what 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.760 was she going to say, roun? What was she gonna 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:33.440 tell us she's a dog? You did this despite me? 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.600 You can hear it in your voice. You're upset. I 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:41.760 don't know why, but you are. No, I'm still smiling anyway. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:45.000 I booked a human who can speak a former FBI agent. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:49.240 Former FBI agent. So, an FBI agent who got fired 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:53.560 by someone more important. Did Freda the rescue dog fire him? No, 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.960 he's happily retired. He was actually in the bureau for 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.040 like twenty five years. Hey, no, do not take another 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.040 muscle ride that Ron. Please don't handle that Ron. That's 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:06.640 not yours. Oh my god, the floor. Okay, it's fine, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:11.840 I know how many there are. No, I didn't you trust. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:17.800 I didn't mean to. Yeah, is there a coffee stir? 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:23.240 I can snort that? That's really ill it? No, No, 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:28.120 that's what I'll dorading in my guns. That one I saved. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:33.520 All right, all right, why did you do? Hey? Ow 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:38.120 ow ow I mean that owl. I broke the skin. 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.920 I probably broke the skin. We'll be right back with 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:58.040 an FBI agent Christ. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:02.440 I'm Ron Burgundy, and I Heart Radio technically has me 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:07.480 on medical leave. I just want to say that upfront. Um. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:14.120 Today we are joined by a former FBI agent Joe Navarro. Joe, 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.160 how are you. I'm good, Ron, good to be here. 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:23.520 This is Carolina. Nice to meet you. I'm good, Joe. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:27.240 How how long were you with the FBI the bureau 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:30.800 as they say, twenty five years? Twenty five years? Was 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:34.040 it always a dream of yours? Um? It was the 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:40.160 only job offer I had. It was not a bad no, no, no, 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.320 it wasn't a dream. I was very fortunate to have 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.599 been at tendered an offered to to join the bureau. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.000 And did you did you work all over the country 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:52.880 or were you based specifically in one one region? Um? 0:05:53.120 --> 0:06:00.520 I was all over. I was in Arizona, New York. Uh, Keepsie, No, no, no, 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:07.480 do you know some No, I just like to say pokeepsie. Um, Joe, 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.599 let me ask you this. In in the field, did 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.520 you ever get a chance to work with any dogs 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:16.240 and if so, what were they like to work with? Well? 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:20.280 As a matter of fact, I did, Um. Some of 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:24.920 them protected us from you know, bomb sniffing dogs, and 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:29.200 some had a tendency to just use us in the 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:34.839 absence of fire hydrants. But yes, I know what that means, Joe. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:42.240 Any lazy dogs, any dogs, we just weren't. We are 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:47.480 sharing a laugh. Well, I do, I do. I do 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.599 remember one that was supposed to be a bomb sniffing dog. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:54.920 But honestly, I thought it was high most of the 0:06:55.040 --> 0:07:01.120 time because his his work ethic um needs to be questioned. 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:03.920 But but he was. But he was arched to be desired. Yes, 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:08.520 he was an older dog and there wasn't a foreign posting. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:12.119 So yeah, when you retire an FBI dog, I'm sure 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:15.720 you have to give him a fake name and set 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.000 him up in housing, give him a fake identity, things 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:22.280 like that so they don't squeal. Right. I've never been 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:26.920 to the witness production program for dogs. Yeah, I haven't 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.760 been to the dog farewell, but I know they're well 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.679 taken care of. That's uh, that's moment we get it, okay, 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:37.600 wink wink uh. Joe, let me ask you this. Were 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:41.679 you always against crime and are you still against crime 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.160 or now that you've retired, to you a little more 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:50.760 pro crime? I have to say I've always been against crime. Yeah, good, 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.280 thank you. I'm glad you answered it that way. Yeah, no, 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.480 no issue there, good, no issue there. What do you 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.960 think of that? Blowhard? James co me M glad we 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:06.200 got that bumb out of there. Geez Louise, what mocking 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:10.680 up the works? Right, Jim Bocomy grabbing the headlines. I 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:14.480 shouldn't be laughing, but you know I I knew him 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:20.600 when when he was the U S attorney in the No, 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:24.360 not in Pockkeepsie, he wasn't. He was in Virginia, I believe. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:28.680 And um, he had a very good reputation then, but 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:33.480 never really associated with him. So I got you. Um, 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.480 this is random, Joe, because we were talking about Frieda. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.640 Carolina was bringing up this dog Frieda who rescues people? 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.079 Were you fired from the FBI? Did in fact no 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:51.400 dog fire? You know? I somehow managed to survive the 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:55.160 twenty five years? Yeah? Great? Yeah, And and so you're 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:58.240 a former FBI agent because you just you had done 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:00.960 your time and you retired game sick of the game. 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:04.719 Well it was time. I guess. You can only do 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.720 it for so long before you get burnt out. Right 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:10.480 while you start to slow down. You can't run as fast, 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.880 you can't jump as high, and fast twitch muscle fibers 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:17.880 go once they go forget it. Yeah yeah, you me 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:22.760 and Lebron right. Yeah, although I was in a group. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:27.600 Yeah group, it's Joe, You and Lebron. That's our mini 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:31.600 rat pack. You know, there's a there's a time for everything, 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.800 and there was a time to move on and years 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.040 is enough. No years, I mean you you you should 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.920 be proud of that service. I've never, god, have I 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:45.240 ever committed to anything for twenty five years. That's a 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:49.719 really good question. Well, of course, the faithful reporting of 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:55.360 the news, that's one thing. And there were those two 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:58.559 years you said you were going off the grid. I've 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:02.640 collected rare Saki's for twenty five years, so my socke collection, 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:10.079 that's something I can feel proud about. So, Joe, I 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.360 am a in Carolina. I think I can speak on 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:16.360 your behalf. Two. We are true crime junkies and uh 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.959 and we we would love to if you're up for it, 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.880 take your you get your professional opinion on on some 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:28.000 famous interrogations. And you've probably studied these when you're at 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.760 the academy. But um so maybe it might be redundant, 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:35.040 but if you wouldn't mind looking over some of these 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:39.040 clips with us, Okay, great, Yeah, that's okay, And we're 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:43.760 gonna play this first one. Um, this is an interrogation. 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.400 This is something Ron pulled up. It's one of his 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.360 favorite programs, but he says because of the accuracy, it's 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:55.920 a powerful interrogation from the show. Colombo telling me where 0:10:55.960 --> 0:11:01.439 you were last night Sunday night at the movies alone? No, 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.079 with Irving? And where did you go after the movie? 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:11.000 Back to Herb's place? Did you have your Yes? But 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.720 on weekends I usually like to sleep over at Herb's. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.600 At what time did you get back to my part? 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:21.800 About ten thirty? And then what you do? We watched 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:25.120 TV and what did you do with if you watch TV? 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:31.280 We made love? Okay, then we went to sleep and 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:36.559 neither you left the apartment between eleven thirty and three am. No, 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:40.839 I told you first we watched TV and then we 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:47.880 made love. And Mr Crutch never left the apartment. If 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.360 you were asleep, I would you know, left the apartment 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:56.480 or not? Well, we didn't actually go to sleep till 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:03.400 maybe about two thirty. These things take time, now, and 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:08.199 that's the crunch. Never left the upon No, the letable 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:14.680 room now? Oh well, once to get me fresh orange juice. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:19.160 Very suggestive. She keeps talking about making love. It's a 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.760 little explicit, little crass and and those of you guys 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:24.920 are listening at home, can't see the clip. But she 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.840 is beautiful. Oh my god. I don't know if that helps. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.679 She is gorgeous, Joe, I'm sure you had. Did you 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:35.840 have to hear language like this at work? M hmm yeah, 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:40.760 but not from the suspects? Um, did that suspect talk 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.439 way too much? Well? You know what was interesting is 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:48.160 the methodology. You know, you have to account for all 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:53.200 the behavior and all the time. So m. Colombo was impeccable. There. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.760 Colombo's very thorough. You want to get that time that 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.679 time frame down. But did you notice the guy never 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.840 said a word. Yeah, she's there with her boyfriend. He's 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.720 not saying a word. But that's women for you. Talk 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:12.760 talk talk talk zip it up, but not now, no, 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:17.840 not not then back then Yeah, now, women can talk 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:22.959 all you want. Yeah. Thanks. Um. I've heard that there's 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.000 a technique that a lot of cops use where they 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:27.480 just repeat a lot of questions to try to catch 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:32.000 if your story, to see how consistent your story? Would 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:35.640 you use that, Joe, I would use a form of that. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.560 I would uh, you know, I just dig down deeper. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.200 I just say could I have more details? So if 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.400 they said yeah, if they say I entered the house, 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:49.760 I want to know, well, which door was it and 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:55.160 was the light on or not? Right? Yeah, well let's 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.679 take a look and see. But I like that clip. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.280 Oh well we have, we've We've got a couple more. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.079 This next one is from the show Chicago p D. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.440 Y and uh, I know most guys in the forest 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.920 must love coming home relaxing after work and watching Chicago 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.840 p D. It must be so relaxing to go watch 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:17.480 a show and where you're fighting the same bad guys 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.560 and you you're having the same love triangles. Yeah, that's true, 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.600 you guys are Is there a favorite show in the 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:30.200 fields besides Chicago p D? Well, I mean, now, the 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:35.880 big one is mind Hunter. Oh yes, I've read the 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:40.320 book and watched the show. Very big fan. Yeah, very popular. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.240 I get more questions about that, like how how close 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.480 to the real thing isn't But but the second most 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:49.680 questions you get is from Chicago p D. Though, right, 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:55.960 uh Ron no, uh okay, No, that's good for me too. 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.280 It's good for me too because I've been telling people 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:03.680 that mo FBI former FBI guys love and talk about 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:09.560 and get questions about Chicago p D. There's also Chicago Fire. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:16.360 There's Chicago, Chicago mad There's Chicago Daycare. There's Chicago Travel Agency. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.960 There's Chicago Airport, which they should just called O'Hare what 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:23.800 they should call it, called Chicago Airport. But the list 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:27.320 goes on and on. It's it's NBC's lineup, and they're 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.880 doing a great job. They're knocking it out of the park. Okay, 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:37.120 let's play this from Chicago. P d oh wan, lawyer, lawyer, 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:41.960 He wants a lawyer. H get him a lawyer. This 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:46.800 is illegal that he needs a lawyer right now. Oh 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:52.600 my god, if you one chance to tell me where 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:56.880 the Brasils gets on? Oh my god, I'm scared of him. 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:00.280 And give me the past words. Saw you twisted websites? Yeah? 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:07.560 What's in it from me? Yeah? What's good? Okay? Reasonable? 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:13.120 He also would like a lawyer. Yeah, your ability to live? 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:21.880 Oh my god, excuse me? You heard him? Well, as 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:26.800 they say in Poughkeepsie, whoa yeah, yeah, whoa right? Joe? Okay, 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:31.080 so Joe is that cops voice? What what you guys 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:34.960 are supposed to sound like? Only if you smoke four 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:38.000 packs a day? Only if you smoke four packs a day. 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:42.640 He might just be sexy. He might just be inherently sexy. Well, 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.720 that's that's true too, But Ron I, I gotta go 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.920 with you. When when he said I want my attorney, 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.440 that's it. You gotta walk out of that room. Joe. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.440 Can you give me your sexiest gravellist voice right now 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.840 as if you were on Chicago p D? Yeah? Ron, 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:05.720 where were you last night? Yeah? Can you give me 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:10.080 a little more gravel D? I need to know. I 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:13.560 need to know what we're worried last night? Were you? 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:17.880 Because you're not leaving this room until you tell me. God, Joe, 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:22.440 that is good. Good, that's really good. Watch out Chicago 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:28.280 p D. Joe Navarro, p D. Jetskmi. I'm James Komi 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:33.480 and I'm seven ft doll. Punch you in the nuts. 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:38.040 You don't give me the info? Is that a direct quote? No, 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.160 I'm just riffing as jos and what I think James 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:45.560 would say. Do I still do? I still have to gravel? Oh? No, No, 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:47.360 you're good, You're good, Joe. I mean, unless you want 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:48.920 to know. I don't want to sound like what's his 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:53.280 name on the Simpsons? So, Joe, are you married? Can 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.879 I ask? I am? Indeed? Because you might want to 0:17:55.960 --> 0:18:01.200 try that voice out in the bedroom tonight. That was free. 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:06.200 That was free. Okay, let's go to another Chicago p D. 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:11.520 Is it right, Caroline, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah it 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:15.640 is um Okay, it's just a knock on the door 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:21.760 the girls apartment. Girls that she opens the door. What 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:25.040 are you doing here? This doesn't seem like an interrogation scene. 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.720 He brought her back up. That's where it went. I 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.320 bumped into your desk and and accidentally fell in my pocket. 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:36.240 I know you didn't parking that I didn't have time. 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.119 You didn't. You took it so you could come and 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:42.159 show up at her apartment. Come on, I didn't just 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:46.000 fall off the apple truck. I like this writing though 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:49.320 a guy has ever used to try to get into 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:53.920 my apartment, I was expecting it. Thank you. You know 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:59.359 that actor actually dated Lady Gaga. Fun fact, you're missing 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:03.320 the best part kissing smooth your rooney kissing? Now? Is 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.840 this what you're watching here, Joe? Pretty common in the 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:10.280 FBI world amongst colleagues. Only only with our spouses. That 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:14.399 is not common. That's by the way. Did you did 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.760 you notice her body her body language? Immediately you had 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:22.240 that head tilt, and of course head tilt means uh 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:31.240 kind of. I'm I'm interested. I'm curious. I'm curious, I'm interested. Yeah, 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:34.639 we only know what Joe. We forgot that you. You 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:40.080 are a expert on body language? Is that is that true? Yes? Yeah, 0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:44.919 I've been studying it for about forty years. How does 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:50.560 that affect your marriage? Do you? Sometimes you say I 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:54.600 can tell you're full of it to your wife. Well, 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:59.880 head tilt, honey, arms, arms folded, I can tell you're 0:19:59.880 --> 0:20:03.399 a set. Yeah. The the your lips are compressed and 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:06.880 the glabella, the little area between your eyes is furrowed. 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:10.440 So keep it clean, keep it clean. Sorry, and uh, 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:14.480 so I know you're stressed, and she'll say knock it off, 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:21.200 and uh and I will pliantly abide. Um. But you know, 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:23.520 it's it's funny. You have to sometimes you have to 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:28.560 turn it off at home because when you can see everything, 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:32.520 it can be annoying. So you just have to pretend 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:35.760 you're just seeing somebody stressed. You have to turn that 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:42.440 part of your brain off. Yeah, I understand that. Yeah, Caroline, 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.359 you had to go to your oh B to have 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:49.640 your gloat checked out. Yeah, well wait, wait, what about 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:56.600 your fil trum tum? Is that um? What connects your 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:00.760 teeth to your mouth because your gum. No, it's a 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:05.920 little area just below the nose that and and connects 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:11.800 to your upper lip pilum. That's called the fill trumen. 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:15.960 That's also an erogenous zone, isn't it. Well, it could be. 0:21:16.200 --> 0:21:20.480 But what's interesting is during interviews when people are stressed, 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:25.159 how this little area sort of fills up with moisture. Okay, 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:28.520 so and you can tell that during interrogations that helps you. 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:32.880 It's yeah, it just tells you, well, whatever the questions 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:38.080 I'm asking, they're stressed. So the question is why it So, 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:41.040 if you were into crime, it pay to have all 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:46.560 the sweat pores removed from your fildrum. Yeah, or ever 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:52.040 be caught. Yeah, and interrogation or botoxed. Botox gets rid 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:55.479 of the the ability to sweat from there. Yeah. Smart 0:21:56.640 --> 0:22:00.560 poker players do it. Poker players get botox in their filter. 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:03.760 They get botox and a lot of places because they 0:22:03.840 --> 0:22:07.560 give so much away with their faces called a tell 0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:11.720 A tell, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Should I go back to 0:22:11.840 --> 0:22:18.720 that voice? Well please? The health Yeah, my filterm, my 0:22:18.840 --> 0:22:23.240 filter is sopping with What was the first body part 0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:25.840 you mentioned, Joe, the globella that was the first part. 0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:30.200 Beautiful name for a girl. Um, so, Joe, tell me 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:34.639 about Quantico. And for for our listeners who don't know 0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:39.200 what Quantico is, what can you explain that? Yeah, Quantico 0:22:39.680 --> 0:22:43.600 is the the the famous Marine Corps base and they 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:48.119 allowed us to on their property to build the FBI 0:22:48.280 --> 0:22:51.680 Academy and uh and that's where all agents go. I 0:22:51.720 --> 0:22:54.159 will tell you this, and most people don't realize this. 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:59.520 At Quantico, the dormitory doors never had a lock. And 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:04.119 that's because the people were so honest that, um, you 0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:07.160 didn't need locks. And I have to say, I've never 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:09.440 been in an institution where you didn't have to lock 0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:11.560 your door. Did anyone while you were there? To get 0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:15.960 kicked out of? Quantico isn't easy place to get kicked 0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:21.879 out of. Uh, very much, so very much drinking a 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:25.720 beer or staying out too late. No, it was it 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:30.880 was usually either because of physical fitness or they didn't 0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:36.840 do well in the academics. Oh, because you're basically you're 0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:40.880 the dummies and the fatties they get the boot. Well, 0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:43.600 I wouldn't put it that way. It's I mean, we 0:23:43.760 --> 0:23:48.760 had we had some people that just could not for instance, 0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:52.640 the trigger test. They couldn't do the trigger poll test. 0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.800 What's the trigger pol test? It's, uh, you know, how 0:23:56.880 --> 0:24:00.399 much strength do you have in that that index finger 0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:04.840 to pull the trigger? Uh, consistently as though you were 0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:08.240 in a firefight. And some people, believe it or not, 0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:11.760 could not pass that test, Caroline. I'm gonna put you 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:14.680 through the trigger poll test every morning and if you 0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:19.440 don't pass it, what are you serious? We'll just have 0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:24.680 to find someone else. God. Yeah, Ron, it has to 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:28.879 be job related. I think it has to be job related. Okay, 0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:32.400 all right, good to know. And what did you guys 0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:36.680 do for fun at Quantico? Uh? Was there a lot 0:24:36.720 --> 0:24:43.600 to be had? Not? Really? It was you know, any pranks? Oh? Yes, 0:24:44.560 --> 0:24:46.960 can I lots of pranks? Can I? Can I tell 0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:58.120 you one? Please? Please? Okay, Joe we go. So one 0:24:58.160 --> 0:24:59.920 of the one of the one of the classes could 0:24:59.920 --> 0:25:01.440 be this is gonna be right out of a script 0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:04.920 of Chicago p D. I already feel it. Yeah. One 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:08.199 of the class counselors was he was a little bit 0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:12.840 too uptight, so um so that everybody we had taken 0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:16.760 a class on crime scene. So we staged that that 0:25:16.920 --> 0:25:21.840 somebody had jumped from the sixth story building and we 0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:24.800 called the class counselor over and said, look, look what 0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:29.600 just happened. And um, I didn't partake him this, I 0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:34.240 only heard about it. But apparently as a result of 0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:36.480 looking down the window and seeing what he thought was 0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:42.080 a somebody that had jumped the class counsel well, he 0:25:42.160 --> 0:25:45.520 developed a nervous tick in his face that three years 0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:51.560 later was apparently still there. So, oh, you guys, you 0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:59.600 that this stunt, it looked, triggered a debilitating tick that 0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:05.399 will haunt him for the rest of his days. But 0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:08.440 now we call that. Now, we call that PTSD. So 0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:13.480 they framed yea yea very serious. Yeah, good stuff that was. 0:26:13.920 --> 0:26:16.320 That was in the seventies. Those things took place in 0:26:16.400 --> 0:26:21.680 the seventies. No, totally, yeah, no. So what is this 0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:23.760 last clip that you pulled up? This is a this 0:26:23.920 --> 0:26:27.480 is a clip We're gonna really it's important to you. 0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:34.560 Here's a clip that I want you to watch. Jim Crocey. 0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:49.760 It's just Jim crowbarator. I'm gonna be honest. The muscle 0:26:49.800 --> 0:26:56.480 relaxing has fully kicked in. And I love this song. Anyway. 0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:00.840 Do I need to keep asking you questions? You don't 0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:04.520 care about that, right, I mean Joe, think about it. 0:27:04.560 --> 0:27:07.880 I've been interrogating you. You're probably like, all right, man, 0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:12.440 lay off, let's just all hang out. Yeah. Yeah, we're 0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:16.520 all friends and we should just be hanging out. I 0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:18.560 love it when we all get to get it like this, 0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:24.880 and no, is there going to be a question, Joe, 0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:40.760 Joe quiet, I've learned to take it well, just not 0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:48.080 the way you rock roun. All right, Ron passed out. Nick, 0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:55.760 Let's just cut to the commercial. Let's cut commercial, and 0:27:56.440 --> 0:27:59.600 we're back with the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I have never 0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:02.840 been more awake, Ron, I'm not kidding. You were a 0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:07.240 stille three hours. Everyone else has had like a whole 0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:11.119 day here. I ran to Errand's. Nick picked up his 0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:16.080 kids from school. Our intern renewed their passport really while 0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:20.560 I was here at work. Wow, welcome to the millennial workforce, 0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:25.080 ladies and gentlemen. They're really great employees. Is the FBI 0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:28.160 guys still here, by the way, Joe, No, he left 0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:30.879