Speaker 1: Non Burgund Ron Bergin talking and say anything rong back
Speaker 1: and he's not playing any game. Yes it's me Ron Burgundy.
Speaker 1: Thank you for joining me for another episode of the
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. Carolina, are you here? I'm right, I'm
Speaker 1: right next to you. I've been here for like five minutes.
Speaker 1: Have you not even noticed me? What's going on? Well?
Speaker 1: I pulled my neck and pulled my neck out, so
Speaker 1: I can only look forward literally and spiritually. I am
Speaker 1: only looking forward from now on, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to move until the muscle relaxant has kicked in and
Speaker 1: the pain has completely gone away. So you're going to
Speaker 1: have to tell me your facial expressions so I know
Speaker 1: how you're feeling. Do you do you understand? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you nodding right now? Nodding? Yes? Understand? What kind
Speaker 1: of muscle relaxing did you take? You know? It's a
Speaker 1: little bottle of muscle relaxans I've had for a while.
Speaker 1: The name is is actually rubbed off from the bottle.
Speaker 1: My mom passed the bottle down to me years ago
Speaker 1: when I was a little boy, and she said, take
Speaker 1: this if your neck hurts. I also have a bottle
Speaker 1: of aged codeine syrup. It's about seven years old. Do
Speaker 1: you want something? It's in that the brown bag in
Speaker 1: my purse. You know, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take some. Wait's what kind of muscle relaxing did
Speaker 1: you take? It doesn't have a full name on it.
Speaker 1: It's it's only only has one syllable. It's it's a
Speaker 1: it's a finished name. It was a drug that was
Speaker 1: banned from Finland in the fifties after the Prince of
Speaker 1: Finland took it. What happened to him? Well, he, uh,
Speaker 1: he has a bad back. He takes a then some
Speaker 1: people in his pal us take it. It gets around,
Speaker 1: you know, then rumor has it, all of the servants
Speaker 1: in his palace turned into pieces of furniture, candlesticks and footstools. Wait,
Speaker 1: did he turn into a beast? Who told you that?
Speaker 1: I think it's from Beauty and the Beast. I think
Speaker 1: you're What you're saying is that the prince and the
Speaker 1: beauty and the beast in his entire castle had a
Speaker 1: bad reaction to a muscle reaccent. So people know about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's actually a children's story. Are you frowning? You think
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have taken it? No, I'm smiling. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're okay, and I hope you feel better. I can
Speaker 1: tell you're rolling your eyes. I'm not. On today's episode,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the rule of law, those who vow
Speaker 1: to serve and protect, and who better to talk to
Speaker 1: than a dog who has saved twelve lives. That's right, Freda,
Speaker 1: the world famous rescue dog, is in the studio. Okay,
Speaker 1: I wait, I didn't get Frieda. I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: see you, so I can't tell if you're joking. Are
Speaker 1: you joking? Run? She's busy, So Frieda is busy. This
Speaker 1: is just for the people at home. This is a
Speaker 1: real dog. Frieda a beautiful blonde lab. I encourage everyone
Speaker 1: to look her up. She has spent her life helping
Speaker 1: to rescue survivors from natural disasters around the world. She's
Speaker 1: maybe the most real in the World's a hero, and
Speaker 1: she's worked since she was a puppy. She's ten years old.
Speaker 1: Now she's saved twelve I know that. Why Why do
Speaker 1: you think I wanted to book her? Yeah? But what
Speaker 1: was she going to say, roun? What was she gonna
Speaker 1: tell us she's a dog? You did this despite me?
Speaker 1: You can hear it in your voice. You're upset. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but you are. No, I'm still smiling anyway.
Speaker 1: I booked a human who can speak a former FBI agent.
Speaker 1: Former FBI agent. So, an FBI agent who got fired
Speaker 1: by someone more important. Did Freda the rescue dog fire him? No,
Speaker 1: he's happily retired. He was actually in the bureau for
Speaker 1: like twenty five years. Hey, no, do not take another
Speaker 1: muscle ride that Ron. Please don't handle that Ron. That's
Speaker 1: not yours. Oh my god, the floor. Okay, it's fine,
Speaker 1: I know how many there are. No, I didn't you trust.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. Yeah, is there a coffee stir?
Speaker 1: I can snort that? That's really ill it? No, No,
Speaker 1: that's what I'll dorading in my guns. That one I saved.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, why did you do? Hey? Ow
Speaker 1: ow ow I mean that owl. I broke the skin.
Speaker 1: I probably broke the skin. We'll be right back with
Speaker 1: an FBI agent Christ. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy, and I Heart Radio technically has me
Speaker 1: on medical leave. I just want to say that upfront. Um.
Speaker 1: Today we are joined by a former FBI agent Joe Navarro. Joe,
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm good, Ron, good to be here.
Speaker 1: This is Carolina. Nice to meet you. I'm good, Joe.
Speaker 1: How how long were you with the FBI the bureau
Speaker 1: as they say, twenty five years? Twenty five years? Was
Speaker 1: it always a dream of yours? Um? It was the
Speaker 1: only job offer I had. It was not a bad no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a dream. I was very fortunate to have
Speaker 1: been at tendered an offered to to join the bureau.
Speaker 1: And did you did you work all over the country
Speaker 1: or were you based specifically in one one region? Um?
Speaker 1: I was all over. I was in Arizona, New York. Uh, Keepsie, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: do you know some No, I just like to say pokeepsie. Um, Joe,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. In in the field, did
Speaker 1: you ever get a chance to work with any dogs
Speaker 1: and if so, what were they like to work with? Well?
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I did, Um. Some of
Speaker 1: them protected us from you know, bomb sniffing dogs, and
Speaker 1: some had a tendency to just use us in the
Speaker 1: absence of fire hydrants. But yes, I know what that means, Joe.
Speaker 1: Any lazy dogs, any dogs, we just weren't. We are
Speaker 1: sharing a laugh. Well, I do, I do. I do
Speaker 1: remember one that was supposed to be a bomb sniffing dog.
Speaker 1: But honestly, I thought it was high most of the
Speaker 1: time because his his work ethic um needs to be questioned.
Speaker 1: But but he was. But he was arched to be desired. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was an older dog and there wasn't a foreign posting.
Speaker 1: So yeah, when you retire an FBI dog, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you have to give him a fake name and set
Speaker 1: him up in housing, give him a fake identity, things
Speaker 1: like that so they don't squeal. Right. I've never been
Speaker 1: to the witness production program for dogs. Yeah, I haven't
Speaker 1: been to the dog farewell, but I know they're well
Speaker 1: taken care of. That's uh, that's moment we get it, okay,
Speaker 1: wink wink uh. Joe, let me ask you this. Were
Speaker 1: you always against crime and are you still against crime
Speaker 1: or now that you've retired, to you a little more
Speaker 1: pro crime? I have to say I've always been against crime. Yeah, good,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm glad you answered it that way. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: no issue there, good, no issue there. What do you
Speaker 1: think of that? Blowhard? James co me M glad we
Speaker 1: got that bumb out of there. Geez Louise, what mocking
Speaker 1: up the works? Right, Jim Bocomy grabbing the headlines. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't be laughing, but you know I I knew him
Speaker 1: when when he was the U S attorney in the No,
Speaker 1: not in Pockkeepsie, he wasn't. He was in Virginia, I believe.
Speaker 1: And um, he had a very good reputation then, but
Speaker 1: never really associated with him. So I got you. Um,
Speaker 1: this is random, Joe, because we were talking about Frieda.
Speaker 1: Carolina was bringing up this dog Frieda who rescues people?
Speaker 1: Were you fired from the FBI? Did in fact no
Speaker 1: dog fire? You know? I somehow managed to survive the
Speaker 1: twenty five years? Yeah? Great? Yeah, And and so you're
Speaker 1: a former FBI agent because you just you had done
Speaker 1: your time and you retired game sick of the game.
Speaker 1: Well it was time. I guess. You can only do
Speaker 1: it for so long before you get burnt out. Right
Speaker 1: while you start to slow down. You can't run as fast,
Speaker 1: you can't jump as high, and fast twitch muscle fibers
Speaker 1: go once they go forget it. Yeah yeah, you me
Speaker 1: and Lebron right. Yeah, although I was in a group.
Speaker 1: Yeah group, it's Joe, You and Lebron. That's our mini
Speaker 1: rat pack. You know, there's a there's a time for everything,
Speaker 1: and there was a time to move on and years
Speaker 1: is enough. No years, I mean you you you should
Speaker 1: be proud of that service. I've never, god, have I
Speaker 1: ever committed to anything for twenty five years. That's a
Speaker 1: really good question. Well, of course, the faithful reporting of
Speaker 1: the news, that's one thing. And there were those two
Speaker 1: years you said you were going off the grid. I've
Speaker 1: collected rare Saki's for twenty five years, so my socke collection,
Speaker 1: that's something I can feel proud about. So, Joe, I
Speaker 1: am a in Carolina. I think I can speak on
Speaker 1: your behalf. Two. We are true crime junkies and uh
Speaker 1: and we we would love to if you're up for it,
Speaker 1: take your you get your professional opinion on on some
Speaker 1: famous interrogations. And you've probably studied these when you're at
Speaker 1: the academy. But um so maybe it might be redundant,
Speaker 1: but if you wouldn't mind looking over some of these
Speaker 1: clips with us, Okay, great, Yeah, that's okay, And we're
Speaker 1: gonna play this first one. Um, this is an interrogation.
Speaker 1: This is something Ron pulled up. It's one of his
Speaker 1: favorite programs, but he says because of the accuracy, it's
Speaker 1: a powerful interrogation from the show. Colombo telling me where
Speaker 1: you were last night Sunday night at the movies alone? No,
Speaker 1: with Irving? And where did you go after the movie?
Speaker 1: Back to Herb's place? Did you have your Yes? But
Speaker 1: on weekends I usually like to sleep over at Herb's.
Speaker 1: At what time did you get back to my part?
Speaker 1: About ten thirty? And then what you do? We watched
Speaker 1: TV and what did you do with if you watch TV?
Speaker 1: We made love? Okay, then we went to sleep and
Speaker 1: neither you left the apartment between eleven thirty and three am. No,
Speaker 1: I told you first we watched TV and then we
Speaker 1: made love. And Mr Crutch never left the apartment. If
Speaker 1: you were asleep, I would you know, left the apartment
Speaker 1: or not? Well, we didn't actually go to sleep till
Speaker 1: maybe about two thirty. These things take time, now, and
Speaker 1: that's the crunch. Never left the upon No, the letable
Speaker 1: room now? Oh well, once to get me fresh orange juice.
Speaker 1: Very suggestive. She keeps talking about making love. It's a
Speaker 1: little explicit, little crass and and those of you guys
Speaker 1: are listening at home, can't see the clip. But she
Speaker 1: is beautiful. Oh my god. I don't know if that helps.
Speaker 1: She is gorgeous, Joe, I'm sure you had. Did you
Speaker 1: have to hear language like this at work? M hmm yeah,
Speaker 1: but not from the suspects? Um, did that suspect talk
Speaker 1: way too much? Well? You know what was interesting is
Speaker 1: the methodology. You know, you have to account for all
Speaker 1: the behavior and all the time. So m. Colombo was impeccable. There.
Speaker 1: Colombo's very thorough. You want to get that time that
Speaker 1: time frame down. But did you notice the guy never
Speaker 1: said a word. Yeah, she's there with her boyfriend. He's
Speaker 1: not saying a word. But that's women for you. Talk
Speaker 1: talk talk talk zip it up, but not now, no,
Speaker 1: not not then back then Yeah, now, women can talk
Speaker 1: all you want. Yeah. Thanks. Um. I've heard that there's
Speaker 1: a technique that a lot of cops use where they
Speaker 1: just repeat a lot of questions to try to catch
Speaker 1: if your story, to see how consistent your story? Would
Speaker 1: you use that, Joe, I would use a form of that.
Speaker 1: I would uh, you know, I just dig down deeper.
Speaker 1: I just say could I have more details? So if
Speaker 1: they said yeah, if they say I entered the house,
Speaker 1: I want to know, well, which door was it and
Speaker 1: was the light on or not? Right? Yeah, well let's
Speaker 1: take a look and see. But I like that clip.
Speaker 1: Oh well we have, we've We've got a couple more.
Speaker 1: This next one is from the show Chicago p D.
Speaker 1: Y and uh, I know most guys in the forest
Speaker 1: must love coming home relaxing after work and watching Chicago
Speaker 1: p D. It must be so relaxing to go watch
Speaker 1: a show and where you're fighting the same bad guys
Speaker 1: and you you're having the same love triangles. Yeah, that's true,
Speaker 1: you guys are Is there a favorite show in the
Speaker 1: fields besides Chicago p D? Well, I mean, now, the
Speaker 1: big one is mind Hunter. Oh yes, I've read the
Speaker 1: book and watched the show. Very big fan. Yeah, very popular.
Speaker 1: I get more questions about that, like how how close
Speaker 1: to the real thing isn't But but the second most
Speaker 1: questions you get is from Chicago p D. Though, right,
Speaker 1: uh Ron no, uh okay, No, that's good for me too.
Speaker 1: It's good for me too because I've been telling people
Speaker 1: that mo FBI former FBI guys love and talk about
Speaker 1: and get questions about Chicago p D. There's also Chicago Fire.
Speaker 1: There's Chicago, Chicago mad There's Chicago Daycare. There's Chicago Travel Agency.
Speaker 1: There's Chicago Airport, which they should just called O'Hare what
Speaker 1: they should call it, called Chicago Airport. But the list
Speaker 1: goes on and on. It's it's NBC's lineup, and they're
Speaker 1: doing a great job. They're knocking it out of the park. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's play this from Chicago. P d oh wan, lawyer, lawyer,
Speaker 1: He wants a lawyer. H get him a lawyer. This
Speaker 1: is illegal that he needs a lawyer right now. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, if you one chance to tell me where
Speaker 1: the Brasils gets on? Oh my god, I'm scared of him.
Speaker 1: And give me the past words. Saw you twisted websites? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's in it from me? Yeah? What's good? Okay? Reasonable?
Speaker 1: He also would like a lawyer. Yeah, your ability to live?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, excuse me? You heard him? Well, as
Speaker 1: they say in Poughkeepsie, whoa yeah, yeah, whoa right? Joe? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Joe is that cops voice? What what you guys
Speaker 1: are supposed to sound like? Only if you smoke four
Speaker 1: packs a day? Only if you smoke four packs a day.
Speaker 1: He might just be sexy. He might just be inherently sexy. Well,
Speaker 1: that's that's true too, But Ron I, I gotta go
Speaker 1: with you. When when he said I want my attorney,
Speaker 1: that's it. You gotta walk out of that room. Joe.
Speaker 1: Can you give me your sexiest gravellist voice right now
Speaker 1: as if you were on Chicago p D? Yeah? Ron,
Speaker 1: where were you last night? Yeah? Can you give me
Speaker 1: a little more gravel D? I need to know. I
Speaker 1: need to know what we're worried last night? Were you?
Speaker 1: Because you're not leaving this room until you tell me. God, Joe,
Speaker 1: that is good. Good, that's really good. Watch out Chicago
Speaker 1: p D. Joe Navarro, p D. Jetskmi. I'm James Komi
Speaker 1: and I'm seven ft doll. Punch you in the nuts.
Speaker 1: You don't give me the info? Is that a direct quote? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just riffing as jos and what I think James
Speaker 1: would say. Do I still do? I still have to gravel? Oh? No, No,
Speaker 1: you're good, You're good, Joe. I mean, unless you want
Speaker 1: to know. I don't want to sound like what's his
Speaker 1: name on the Simpsons? So, Joe, are you married? Can
Speaker 1: I ask? I am? Indeed? Because you might want to
Speaker 1: try that voice out in the bedroom tonight. That was free.
Speaker 1: That was free. Okay, let's go to another Chicago p D.
Speaker 1: Is it right, Caroline, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah it
Speaker 1: is um Okay, it's just a knock on the door
Speaker 1: the girls apartment. Girls that she opens the door. What
Speaker 1: are you doing here? This doesn't seem like an interrogation scene.
Speaker 1: He brought her back up. That's where it went. I
Speaker 1: bumped into your desk and and accidentally fell in my pocket.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't parking that I didn't have time.
Speaker 1: You didn't. You took it so you could come and
Speaker 1: show up at her apartment. Come on, I didn't just
Speaker 1: fall off the apple truck. I like this writing though
Speaker 1: a guy has ever used to try to get into
Speaker 1: my apartment, I was expecting it. Thank you. You know
Speaker 1: that actor actually dated Lady Gaga. Fun fact, you're missing
Speaker 1: the best part kissing smooth your rooney kissing? Now? Is
Speaker 1: this what you're watching here, Joe? Pretty common in the
Speaker 1: FBI world amongst colleagues. Only only with our spouses. That
Speaker 1: is not common. That's by the way. Did you did
Speaker 1: you notice her body her body language? Immediately you had
Speaker 1: that head tilt, and of course head tilt means uh
Speaker 1: kind of. I'm I'm interested. I'm curious. I'm curious, I'm interested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we only know what Joe. We forgot that you. You
Speaker 1: are a expert on body language? Is that is that true? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been studying it for about forty years. How does
Speaker 1: that affect your marriage? Do you? Sometimes you say I
Speaker 1: can tell you're full of it to your wife. Well,
Speaker 1: head tilt, honey, arms, arms folded, I can tell you're
Speaker 1: a set. Yeah. The the your lips are compressed and
Speaker 1: the glabella, the little area between your eyes is furrowed.
Speaker 1: So keep it clean, keep it clean. Sorry, and uh,
Speaker 1: so I know you're stressed, and she'll say knock it off,
Speaker 1: and uh and I will pliantly abide. Um. But you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's funny. You have to sometimes you have to
Speaker 1: turn it off at home because when you can see everything,
Speaker 1: it can be annoying. So you just have to pretend
Speaker 1: you're just seeing somebody stressed. You have to turn that
Speaker 1: part of your brain off. Yeah, I understand that. Yeah, Caroline,
Speaker 1: you had to go to your oh B to have
Speaker 1: your gloat checked out. Yeah, well wait, wait, what about
Speaker 1: your fil trum tum? Is that um? What connects your
Speaker 1: teeth to your mouth because your gum. No, it's a
Speaker 1: little area just below the nose that and and connects
Speaker 1: to your upper lip pilum. That's called the fill trumen.
Speaker 1: That's also an erogenous zone, isn't it. Well, it could be.
Speaker 1: But what's interesting is during interviews when people are stressed,
Speaker 1: how this little area sort of fills up with moisture. Okay,
Speaker 1: so and you can tell that during interrogations that helps you.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it just tells you, well, whatever the questions
Speaker 1: I'm asking, they're stressed. So the question is why it So,
Speaker 1: if you were into crime, it pay to have all
Speaker 1: the sweat pores removed from your fildrum. Yeah, or ever
Speaker 1: be caught. Yeah, and interrogation or botoxed. Botox gets rid
Speaker 1: of the the ability to sweat from there. Yeah. Smart
Speaker 1: poker players do it. Poker players get botox in their filter.
Speaker 1: They get botox and a lot of places because they
Speaker 1: give so much away with their faces called a tell
Speaker 1: A tell, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Should I go back to
Speaker 1: that voice? Well please? The health Yeah, my filterm, my
Speaker 1: filter is sopping with What was the first body part
Speaker 1: you mentioned, Joe, the globella that was the first part.
Speaker 1: Beautiful name for a girl. Um, so, Joe, tell me
Speaker 1: about Quantico. And for for our listeners who don't know
Speaker 1: what Quantico is, what can you explain that? Yeah, Quantico
Speaker 1: is the the the famous Marine Corps base and they
Speaker 1: allowed us to on their property to build the FBI
Speaker 1: Academy and uh and that's where all agents go. I
Speaker 1: will tell you this, and most people don't realize this.
Speaker 1: At Quantico, the dormitory doors never had a lock. And
Speaker 1: that's because the people were so honest that, um, you
Speaker 1: didn't need locks. And I have to say, I've never
Speaker 1: been in an institution where you didn't have to lock
Speaker 1: your door. Did anyone while you were there? To get
Speaker 1: kicked out of? Quantico isn't easy place to get kicked
Speaker 1: out of. Uh, very much, so very much drinking a
Speaker 1: beer or staying out too late. No, it was it
Speaker 1: was usually either because of physical fitness or they didn't
Speaker 1: do well in the academics. Oh, because you're basically you're
Speaker 1: the dummies and the fatties they get the boot. Well,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it that way. It's I mean, we
Speaker 1: had we had some people that just could not for instance,
Speaker 1: the trigger test. They couldn't do the trigger poll test.
Speaker 1: What's the trigger pol test? It's, uh, you know, how
Speaker 1: much strength do you have in that that index finger
Speaker 1: to pull the trigger? Uh, consistently as though you were
Speaker 1: in a firefight. And some people, believe it or not,
Speaker 1: could not pass that test, Caroline. I'm gonna put you
Speaker 1: through the trigger poll test every morning and if you
Speaker 1: don't pass it, what are you serious? We'll just have
Speaker 1: to find someone else. God. Yeah, Ron, it has to
Speaker 1: be job related. I think it has to be job related. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, good to know. And what did you guys
Speaker 1: do for fun at Quantico? Uh? Was there a lot
Speaker 1: to be had? Not? Really? It was you know, any pranks? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: can I lots of pranks? Can I? Can I tell
Speaker 1: you one? Please? Please? Okay, Joe we go. So one
Speaker 1: of the one of the one of the classes could
Speaker 1: be this is gonna be right out of a script
Speaker 1: of Chicago p D. I already feel it. Yeah. One
Speaker 1: of the class counselors was he was a little bit
Speaker 1: too uptight, so um so that everybody we had taken
Speaker 1: a class on crime scene. So we staged that that
Speaker 1: somebody had jumped from the sixth story building and we
Speaker 1: called the class counselor over and said, look, look what
Speaker 1: just happened. And um, I didn't partake him this, I
Speaker 1: only heard about it. But apparently as a result of
Speaker 1: looking down the window and seeing what he thought was
Speaker 1: a somebody that had jumped the class counsel well, he
Speaker 1: developed a nervous tick in his face that three years
Speaker 1: later was apparently still there. So, oh, you guys, you
Speaker 1: that this stunt, it looked, triggered a debilitating tick that
Speaker 1: will haunt him for the rest of his days. But
Speaker 1: now we call that. Now, we call that PTSD. So
Speaker 1: they framed yea yea very serious. Yeah, good stuff that was.
Speaker 1: That was in the seventies. Those things took place in
Speaker 1: the seventies. No, totally, yeah, no. So what is this
Speaker 1: last clip that you pulled up? This is a this
Speaker 1: is a clip We're gonna really it's important to you.
Speaker 1: Here's a clip that I want you to watch. Jim Crocey.
Speaker 1: It's just Jim crowbarator. I'm gonna be honest. The muscle
Speaker 1: relaxing has fully kicked in. And I love this song. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Do I need to keep asking you questions? You don't
Speaker 1: care about that, right, I mean Joe, think about it.
Speaker 1: I've been interrogating you. You're probably like, all right, man,
Speaker 1: lay off, let's just all hang out. Yeah. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: all friends and we should just be hanging out. I
Speaker 1: love it when we all get to get it like this,
Speaker 1: and no, is there going to be a question, Joe,
Speaker 1: Joe quiet, I've learned to take it well, just not
Speaker 1: the way you rock roun. All right, Ron passed out. Nick,
Speaker 1: Let's just cut to the commercial. Let's cut commercial, and
Speaker 1: we're back with the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I have never
Speaker 1: been more awake, Ron, I'm not kidding. You were a
Speaker 1: stille three hours. Everyone else has had like a whole
Speaker 1: day here. I ran to Errand's. Nick picked up his
Speaker 1: kids from school. Our intern renewed their passport really while
Speaker 1: I was here at work. Wow, welcome to the millennial workforce,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. They're really great employees. Is the FBI
Speaker 1: guys still here, by the way, Joe, No, he left
Speaker 1: right when you start playing Jim Crocey and then you
Speaker 1: asked him to hang out, got it? You know, I
Speaker 1: love Jim, but I've had a few people turn away
Speaker 1: when I put that record on. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: It makes people feel things up already, right, It gets vulnerable, emotional. Well,
Speaker 1: this was an episode where we laid down the law
Speaker 1: and I hope everyone at home feels a little safer
Speaker 1: after hearing what our community of law enforcement. Carolina, are
Speaker 1: you still here? I can't look around, so you need to.
Speaker 1: You need to walk me home. You can't leave, Okay,
Speaker 1: do not sneak out. I wouldn't do that. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to stand up now and please help me walk
Speaker 1: out and wrap my scarf around me. Okay, sunglasses, sunglasses, hat, hat,
Speaker 1: purse first. Good night, folks. I'll catch you next time
Speaker 1: on The Ron Burgundy Podcast. Don't fix my hand? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy. The host, writer and executive producer Carolina
Speaker 1: Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. Our producer
Speaker 1: is Nick Stump. Our talent coordinator is Anna Hosny. Writers
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