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Speaker 1: Thank you for joining me for another episode of the

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast. Carolina, are you here? I'm right, I'm

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Speaker 1: right next to you. I've been here for like five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Have you not even noticed me? What's going on? Well?

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Speaker 1: I pulled my neck and pulled my neck out, so

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Speaker 1: I can only look forward literally and spiritually. I am

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Speaker 1: Are you nodding right now? Nodding? Yes? Understand? What kind

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Speaker 1: of muscle relaxing did you take? You know? It's a

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Speaker 1: My mom passed the bottle down to me years ago

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Speaker 1: when I was a little boy, and she said, take

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Speaker 1: I'll take some. Wait's what kind of muscle relaxing did

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Speaker 1: you take? It doesn't have a full name on it.

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Speaker 1: banned from Finland in the fifties after the Prince of

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Speaker 1: Finland took it. What happened to him? Well, he, uh,

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Speaker 1: I think it's from Beauty and the Beast. I think

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Speaker 1: it's actually a children's story. Are you frowning? You think

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Speaker 1: tell you're rolling your eyes. I'm not. On today's episode,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about the rule of law, those who vow

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Speaker 1: than a dog who has saved twelve lives. That's right, Freda,

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Speaker 1: I wait, I didn't get Frieda. I can't. I can't

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Speaker 1: Now she's saved twelve I know that. Why Why do

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Speaker 1: you think I wanted to book her? Yeah? But what

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Speaker 1: You can hear it in your voice. You're upset. I

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Speaker 1: I booked a human who can speak a former FBI agent.

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Speaker 1: Former FBI agent. So, an FBI agent who got fired

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Speaker 1: he's happily retired. He was actually in the bureau for

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Speaker 1: like twenty five years. Hey, no, do not take another

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Speaker 1: muscle ride that Ron. Please don't handle that Ron. That's

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Speaker 1: an FBI agent Christ. Welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy, and I Heart Radio technically has me

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Speaker 1: how are you. I'm good, Ron, good to be here.

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Speaker 1: This is Carolina. Nice to meet you. I'm good, Joe.

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Speaker 1: How how long were you with the FBI the bureau

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Speaker 1: as they say, twenty five years? Twenty five years? Was

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Speaker 1: I was all over. I was in Arizona, New York. Uh, Keepsie, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: remember one that was supposed to be a bomb sniffing dog.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, when you retire an FBI dog, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: to the witness production program for dogs. Yeah, I haven't

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Speaker 1: Were you fired from the FBI? Did in fact no

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Speaker 1: twenty five years? Yeah? Great? Yeah, And and so you're

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Speaker 1: and there was a time to move on and years

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Speaker 1: ever committed to anything for twenty five years. That's a

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Speaker 1: really good question. Well, of course, the faithful reporting of

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Speaker 1: famous interrogations. And you've probably studied these when you're at

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Speaker 1: This is something Ron pulled up. It's one of his

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Speaker 1: a powerful interrogation from the show. Colombo telling me where

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Speaker 1: About ten thirty? And then what you do? We watched

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Speaker 1: Very suggestive. She keeps talking about making love. It's a

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Speaker 1: but not from the suspects? Um, did that suspect talk

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Speaker 1: way too much? Well? You know what was interesting is

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Speaker 1: the behavior and all the time. So m. Colombo was impeccable. There.

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Speaker 1: you use that, Joe, I would use a form of that.

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Speaker 1: I would uh, you know, I just dig down deeper.

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Speaker 1: The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy. The host, writer and executive producer Carolina

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Speaker 1: Barlow is my co host, writer and producer. Our producer

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Speaker 1: is Nick Stump. Our talent coordinator is Anna Hosny. Writers

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Speaker 1: are Andrew Steele and Jake Vobleist. This episode was engineered, mixed,

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Speaker 1: and edited by Nick step m