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Speaker 1: Chicago. Please welcome Julius Steiner, as.

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Speaker 2: That beautiful voice just said. My name is Julia. I

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Speaker 2: live here in Chicago. I play in a band called

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Speaker 2: rab Boys, and I am here to welcome you tonight

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Speaker 2: to the one and only.

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Speaker 3: I said no gifts.

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Speaker 2: When I invited you here.

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Speaker 4: I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a

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Speaker 4: guess in my home, you gotta come to me empty handed.

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Speaker 5: I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: Your presences presence enough, and I already.

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Speaker 6: Have too much.

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Speaker 2: The so hot doie, you dude is obey me.

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Speaker 1: And now your host riger Weineger.

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Speaker 6: Julius Seigner.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, ah oh, I have to stop letting

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Speaker 7: a more talented person start the show that everybody's just

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Speaker 7: going to be miserable from for the next hour.

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Speaker 6: Uh, Julias Signer. One more? Oh my lord, so good.

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Speaker 6: I don't deserve that. Oh oh, excuse me. I've got business.

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Speaker 6: You know this is my job. You guys all get

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Speaker 6: to have a nice time. I'm working. Welcome to I

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Speaker 6: said no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We are in walking

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Speaker 6: distance of a Jewel Losco. I've just learned what Jewel

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Speaker 6: Losco is. This I thought I knew every grocery store.

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Speaker 6: This is the most beautiful name I've ever heard for

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Speaker 6: a grocery store. Thrilled. And then I went in and

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Speaker 6: it was just a Ralphs, But I was excited. I'd

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Speaker 6: like to go to a grocery store. And now I,

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Speaker 6: let's see, I just have to look at my business,

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Speaker 6: because there's some actual business I have to do tonight,

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Speaker 6: so I want to keep track of the business. Well,

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Speaker 6: first of all, I should mention Analise Nelson. Although their

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Speaker 6: voice was all of that, they weren't able to be

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Speaker 6: here tonight. I had to have them stay home and

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Speaker 6: feed my snakes. So you're looking at some look. I

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Speaker 6: spent most of the day trying to find a business

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Speaker 6: that had free refills. Chicago is a free refiel desert.

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Speaker 6: I couldn't believe what was happening. So, and I'm not exaggerating,

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Speaker 6: it was the better half of my day. So I've

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Speaker 6: been kind of my kate. My caffeine consumption has been

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Speaker 6: very all over the place. Oh this is homophobic sis

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Speaker 6: Oh god, uh. Weirdly seeing that a bunch of listeners

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Speaker 6: have actually sent me pictures. Diet Coke has been putting

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Speaker 6: Bridger on the side of cans. I have never in

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Speaker 6: my entire life little souvenir key chains anything that's never

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Speaker 6: a bridger. I don't know how they got hold of

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Speaker 6: the name, but I finally feel a little scene. But okay,

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Speaker 6: now we've got to get to the real business. I

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Speaker 6: keep hinting at business, and it's like, well, first, let's

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Speaker 6: see I'm trying to decide what order we should do

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Speaker 6: this business. Okay, I've got to take this off, to

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Speaker 6: be honest. In New York. In New York, I left

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Speaker 6: this on for two I forgot to take it off,

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Speaker 6: and I was sweating. I was so close to passing out.

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Speaker 6: So I'm gonna take this off now. If you've paid

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Speaker 6: any attention to the podcast or these live shows, you

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Speaker 6: probably aren't going to be that surprised by what's underneath

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Speaker 6: this robe. But I will say you're going to see

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Speaker 6: it in what I think is its final form. So

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Speaker 6: let's just let's reveal now. If everybody could be careful

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Speaker 6: about how you're looking at me, Okay, we've gone day tonight. Uh.

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Speaker 6: This started out as a white kiki sole tunic. Oh god,

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Speaker 6: it feels like it's shorter and shorter all the time.

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Speaker 6: But I died this. I put it in the black

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Speaker 6: die bath, and while I was dying, I truly thought

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Speaker 6: this is going to come out like black velvet. People

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Speaker 6: don't know. Okay, Now the business I keep hinting at

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Speaker 6: here tonight with his wife, Hannah, and he wanted me

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Speaker 6: to deliver a message to Hannah. Hannah he wants a divorce. No,

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Speaker 6: it's her birthday, so I you know, I couldn't resist.

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Speaker 6: Happy birthday, Hannah, wherever you are. And I heard through

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Speaker 6: the grapevine that somebody else's birthday was someone else had

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Speaker 6: a birthday. But this is not the birthday podcast. So

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Speaker 6: happy birthday to all of us. We'll have each everybody

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Speaker 6: has one this year. Good for you. Okay, Now we're

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Speaker 6: I think we've basically talked about everything we I did.

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Speaker 6: I was recently alerted that this is the there's a

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Speaker 6: gay porn awards going on tonight, which the Grabby's and

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Speaker 6: it's uh h, I said, no gifts locked out again.

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Speaker 6: It's a tough Uh. I mean, what what more do

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Speaker 6: the podcast has an explicit rating. There's maybe next year. Uh,

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Speaker 6: let's have Julia come back. Julia come back out just

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Speaker 6: for another minute or two. Julia are you there? Oh

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Speaker 6: my god, do you have something? Oh? No, well, this

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Speaker 6: is embarrassing for her after the big performance falls on

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Speaker 6: her face. Should I open this here on the podcast?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I love this teal green just littering, littering all over

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Speaker 6: the stage. Look at you've done to me. You're embarrassing

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Speaker 6: me in front of listeners. Oh my god, it's the

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Speaker 6: Beatles for babies. What tell me what's going on here?

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Speaker 2: It's a small gift, small power babies. This is happy

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Speaker 2: baby Beetles for babies.

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Speaker 6: Where did you get this?

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Speaker 2: I got that at a community wide garage cell.

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Speaker 6: Oh as you do?

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, And it's very soothing.

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Speaker 6: It's is it just is it like xylophone beetles wondering

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Speaker 2: You'll just have to listen to to find out.

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Speaker 6: I hate the picture on this, do yao. One of

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Speaker 6: which will make you dislike any baby.

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Speaker 3: It might be John.

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Speaker 6: Oh what did I say?

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Speaker 3: It might be John?

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Speaker 6: I think that is gen John had those kind of annoying,

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Speaker 6: at a young age. Well, I'm excited to listen to this.

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Speaker 3: Please enjoy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll bring you much peace and joy.

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Speaker 6: Oh I can't. I mean I've been using a white

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Speaker 6: a club. Yeah, no, no, this is okay, fantastic happy

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Speaker 6: baby beatles for babies. Well, I look forward to listening

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Speaker 6: to this. Thank you and thank you again for the song.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for having me, Julia Signer. Everybody. Now I

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Speaker 6: Thank you. Okay, So now this is the part, and

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Speaker 6: I think we're on track. I'm here completely alone and

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Speaker 6: I finally grew up. I think it's time for audience

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Speaker 6: gift or a curse. Unless I'm missing something and anyone

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Speaker 6: and I've got to collect people from the audience. But

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Speaker 6: tonight to kind of assuage my guilt of not being

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Speaker 6: able to pick every single person, I'll hand out some

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Speaker 6: bad thing. I'm gonna go. Ah. Would you like to

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Speaker 6: come up? What's your name, Kristen? Kristen enterstage. Here's a

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Speaker 6: T shirt. Okay, let's see here, just prowling the audience, prowling, prowling, prowling.

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Speaker 6: Let's see here. You can have a T shirt. Let's

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Speaker 6: see here. Hm. Now, this is where people love this.

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Speaker 6: People love to just feel like they're being hunted. Here's

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Speaker 6: some gift rap. Would you like to come up? Okay,

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Speaker 6: what's your name?

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Speaker 8: Rick?

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Speaker 6: Get on stage?

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Speaker 6: Okay, Now we've got to get into the let's see here.

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Speaker 6: Let's see here. I want to You know, you gotta dig.

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Speaker 6: You gotta dig and dig into the audience. You never

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Speaker 6: know who you're gonna find. You can have some gift wrap.

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Speaker 6: You can have a gift you asked politely. Would you

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Speaker 6: like to come up? What's your name? Cezi Susie? Enter stage?

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Speaker 6: Raget one more, Let's see here, let's go, let's stop

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Speaker 6: over here, Let's see here. Bup bup, bup buh. Some

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Speaker 6: people look really scared. And if you don't want to

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Speaker 6: do the show, I mean, it's totally fine. Let's see here.

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Speaker 6: Would you like to do it? What's your name?

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Speaker 8: Neat?

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Speaker 6: Okay, enter stage. Here's some gift trap. Okay, I've got

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Speaker 6: one more some uh, let's see. I have to go

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Speaker 6: to the other side to give this away because I

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Speaker 6: feel like I neglected all of you, and it's terrible.

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Speaker 6: It's really I don't want people mad at me, but

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Speaker 6: I here's some gift rap. You're welcome, okay, so everyone's

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Speaker 6: gonna be behind me. We're gonna play gift or a curse.

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Speaker 6: And I got these earlier today. I got on Instagram

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Speaker 6: Live and I should not be allowed on that. No

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Speaker 6: one has ever known less how to do Instagram Live.

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Speaker 6: It's mortifying every time. But listeners gave some suggestions and

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Speaker 6: people are I don't know. I think I just underestimate.

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Speaker 6: I think I'm stupid. People are like they just immediately

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Speaker 6: have all of these great suggestions that feel for me.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, that would have taken me months to think

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Speaker 6: of that. But we're gonna go through these four people.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna give each of you two things. You're gonna

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Speaker 6: tell me if they're a gift or a curse, and why.

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Speaker 6: Then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because

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Speaker 6: there are correct answers. You can lose the game in

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Speaker 6: front of everybody mortifying. All right, let's start with you.

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Speaker 6: Number one, Gift you a curse real life celebrity couples

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Speaker 6: and commercials being domestic.

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Speaker 8: Can you explain domestic? This what the word means?

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Speaker 6: But these ah, we'll save this one for somebody else,

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Speaker 6: all right, Gift or a curse. Push note of vacations

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Speaker 9: All push notifications are a curse at all times. I

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Speaker 9: don't want to look my phone.

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Speaker 6: Never correct curse for me. Spoiler alert. Let me let

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Speaker 6: You know it's a it's an unfair thing. So you've

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Speaker 6: gotten one so far. Number two, Gift your a curse.

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Speaker 6: Clearance sections and grocery stores.

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Speaker 9: Uh, let's go curse. Why I'm a I grew up

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Speaker 6: Oh boy, the audience is turning on this guy.

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Speaker 9: My mom, whenever you let us chop there, it's like

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Speaker 9: a self curse.

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Speaker 6: Okay, wrong, gift. I love the clear in section. It's

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Speaker 6: really where the freaks of the grocery store. You go

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Speaker 6: it's discounted you. It's a little experimental, it's a little

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Speaker 6: it's the grocery store lab. So it's a gift, but

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Speaker 6: you still win something. Let's see here. Oh there's a

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Speaker 6: Oh there looks like there's another gift for me. Oh

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Speaker 6: my god, this podcast okay, this unfortunately the scene burst

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Speaker 8: But is there anything from the clearance reck?

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Speaker 6: What's that?

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Speaker 8: Anything from the clearance t reck?

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Speaker 6: I don't know why I acted. Look at this pile

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Speaker 6: Are you ready for gift you a curse?

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Speaker 5: I am?

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Speaker 6: Okay, number one, gift her a curse? Full English breakfast?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, curse.

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Speaker 11: Why who wants beans and sausage for breakfast? It's just

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Speaker 11: super okay, Caitlin.

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Speaker 6: I know how that thing came together.

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Speaker 11: Poverty to me, it's an abundance.

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Speaker 6: We've got too many beans. We have too many tomatoes,

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's deeply unfair. Well, you I've already forgotten. You've

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Speaker 6: It says gift rap, gift rap. Okay, open that up.

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Speaker 6: Oh I've been telling every okay, you open it for

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Speaker 6: I actually am keeping a few pairs of them because

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Speaker 6: Okay, right, right, well, I don't know. You try them,

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Speaker 6: store socks. All right, remind me your name Rick, Rick?

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Speaker 6: Are you ready for gift you a curse?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely?

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Speaker 6: Okay. Number one gift your a curse. Gummy vitamins.

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Speaker 12: I suspect.

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Speaker 8: They're a curse.

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Speaker 13: The vitamin game is a scam. You're not getting anything.

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Speaker 13: You are peeing that out immediately, just have gummy bears?

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Speaker 6: I believe. I do believe in the power of vitamins.

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Speaker 6: There's nothing wrong with urinating things out. Let's say, you know,

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Speaker 12: Well, you've come to the right weekend in Chicago, So.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you've gotten one right so far. And finally, gift

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Speaker 6: Get a grip with your life, like, look at.

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Speaker 12: What is happening. I mean right, you need someone.

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Speaker 13: This is a wake up call if you are buying

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Speaker 12: So it's a curse, Rick.

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Speaker 6: Wrong, How chic could you possibly get? You put one

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Speaker 8: Oh well, thank you.

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Speaker 6: Let's give him a hand. Every thought of let's give

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Speaker 6: What's that? Oh there's something under the chair. Oh how

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Speaker 6: and Karma. And we'll just open. Oh you look what

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Speaker 12: Here's your gift?

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Speaker 6: sit here and put it wherever you want. Oh god,

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Speaker 6: I've got to find a new outfit. Welcome to the show.

436
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Speaker 12: I'm so happy to be here High Chicago.

437
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 6: Do you What's something I always forget about doing it?

438
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 6: A live show is simply asking the audience how they're doing?

439
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 3: Where are we?

440
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 12: This is fun. This is the first time we've ever

441
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 12: been on stage together.

442
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 6: This is the first time we've done the podcast live together.

443
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because we did a pandemic podcast.

444
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 12: Who can forget?

445
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 6: Who could?

446
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 12: I was in a wee work.

447
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,679
Speaker 14: Because I was pretending I had a job, and I

448
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 14: did your podcast?

449
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 6: Were you really broadcasting from a we work?

450
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 12: I was broadcast from a we work?

451
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 6: Oh my god, And you've gave me the most beautiful hat.

452
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 6: I almost brought it tonight to give away, and then

453
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 6: I thought, that's.

454
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 14: Well, your suitcase got lost, right, You're wearing what was

455
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 14: only on your person.

456
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 6: I wore this on the plane.

457
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 12: Is this what gen Z is doing?

458
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 13: Now?

459
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 12: First we make pants? Now no pants?

460
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Speaker 6: What are you doing in Chicago? Brendan is the only

461
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 6: person here who I lives in Los Angeles and.

462
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,959
Speaker 12: I'm here for the I'm here for the Grabbys. You're here.

463
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna sweep.

464
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm gonna sweep the stage. I'm accepting the award

465
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 14: for most plants. In the background, everyone's watching my material, like, Wow,

466
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 14: his zz plant is so healthy.

467
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 6: He's really making good use of that. We work.

468
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 14: I feel like there's stuff in the way from this

469
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 14: audience truth, this is, this is podcasts and then want

470
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 14: to do live stuff. They don't understand that parties.

471
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 6: I'll pay extra attention for a few minutes. Just lean

472
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 6: back and just look at you while we're I'm talking

473
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 6: this is it is unfair. Maybe we'll move the the.

474
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 12: Fi water, move the Fiji water.

475
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 6: No they're paying me. No, we'll get rid of the fine.

476
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 6: Look at him stage directing. This is so what are you?

477
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 6: I do?

478
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 14: Feel like we're like twins and I'm the stinker, Like

479
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 14: you're like you got straight a's and I went to rehab.

480
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 6: Tell me while you're in Chicago.

481
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 14: I'm in Chicago. My family lives here. I'm from this

482
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 14: I'm from the South Side. I grew up in Beverly.

483
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 14: Everyone I knew was Irish Gothic. When I was a kid,

484
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 14: my mom had three best friends and they were all

485
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 14: named Peggy.

486
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 12: Before I was fine, I thought, Peggy met woman.

487
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 6: Does your family have pope fever?

488
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 12: Does my family have what hope fever? Pope fever?

489
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 14: Oh, guess you'll like this, my mom, She goes, Uh,

490
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 14: the Pope used to teach at Saint Rita, not a

491
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 14: good school.

492
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 12: Guess he's not smart because he didn't teach it.

493
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 14: Mother McAuley, Okay, pandering. See, you can't do that because

494
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 14: you're not from here. You're from You're from the weirdest

495
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 14: place in America. You're from the place where when people

496
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 14: find out they're from there, they go oh.

497
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 6: People's reaction to Utah is either that or there's like, oh,

498
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 6: I can't ask anything, or they go way too far

499
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 6: with it.

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00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 12: Immediately, Well, the.

501
00:28:54,440 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 14: Gloves, the gloves are that's your Mormon underwear, right, No,

502
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 14: that's not sanitary, babe.

503
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 6: I actually am wondering what I'll do with these once

504
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 6: I actually fully fall apart. If any, we should start

505
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 6: brainstorming future glove situations because they are rapidly falling apart.

506
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:14,959
Speaker 6: It's crazy. See.

507
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 14: I love that you have all these inside jokes with

508
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 14: your audience, and I have no idea what they are.

509
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 14: All right, Bridgar's got a podcast and he's got gloves.

510
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 6: That's it. I do feel like I'm pigeonholing myself a

511
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 6: little bit into an outfit. I'm starting to feel like, uh,

512
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 6: who's the guy that just never wears a shirt on stage?

513
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 12: Bert Chryst shirt.

514
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 14: Yes, I'm kind of the brain friend of mine.

515
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 12: He says, Hey, faggot, I love you. He's never said that.

516
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 12: I never spoken.

517
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 6: I'm not.

518
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 12: I'm not successful.

519
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 6: No, but I do feel like I'm falling into that.

520
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 6: So that's why I'm hoping that I'm guessing change it up. Well,

521
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 6: I have to wait for someone to give me an item.

522
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 14: I got this on the podcast, you got that on

523
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 14: the podcast.

524
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 12: But can someone get this man some shorts?

525
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 6: Oh my god, oh somebody else here? They must be

526
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 6: Oh it's Claire running Hi, Claire, Ooh, bring up a soool.

527
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 6: The school situation I feel like is out of control. Oh, Claire,

528
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 6: welcome to I said, no gifts. I love those shoes.

529
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Speaker 3: Look you, thank you so much for having me. Okay,

530
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 3: shall I put.

531
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Speaker 6: This I'll put this over. Oh god, what is this? Okay,

532
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 6: shut this show here, Put this here, Claire, we're talking

533
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 6: about pope fever. Do you have pope fever? Oh?

534
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 3: I was excited living here. I live in Chicago, and

535
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 3: I think we can all say that when that happened,

536
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 3: it was like I got fifty fucking texts being like

537
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: from people here and from people elsewhere, being like Chicago Pope,

538
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: Chicago Pope, Chicago Pope. I found out from my notification.

539
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 12: Cool Chicago Pope.

540
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 6: Oh my god, here we go. This is an ideas

541
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 6: podcast first, and wow, that's a really good idea. The

542
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 6: thing about this, like I've been I've been learning that

543
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 6: the popes from Chicago, we all know this, but I

544
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,479
Speaker 6: was wondering, like, he's young enough probably to have had

545
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 6: an email address. That seems very odd to me that

546
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 6: people are probably like, oh, I now have the pope's email, right?

547
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: Are you suggesting that the last pope didn't have an email?

548
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 12: What are you suggesting?

549
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 3: What are you suggesting?

550
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 6: I'm suggesting conspiracy. This is a new Dan Brown novel.

551
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 6: The Pope didn't have an email address.

552
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 14: You think when you become pope, they strip you of

553
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 14: all your old data and you get like a new phone,

554
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 14: new email address, no bet gmail dot gmail.

555
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 6: I really do feel like they have to kill your family.

556
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 6: It's like it's weird that normal people know him. It

557
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 6: doesn't make any sense, like he probably like went to

558
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 6: a fast food restaurant in Chicago at some points.

559
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 3: Brother, maybe maybe we've all seen this. His brother is

560
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 3: fucking defending his name on the news, being like he

561
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 3: was not a Cubs fan, he was a white Sox.

562
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 3: What his brother keeps going. I don't know if he

563
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 3: keeps going on the news or if I'm just getting

564
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 3: the clip a lot, but his brother keeps going. I

565
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 3: don't know who said this about the Cups thing.

566
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 14: We got to stop putting brothers on TV when remember

567
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 14: when Obama was president, they would occasionally be like, and

568
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 14: here's his brother, and he would say the wackiest shit.

569
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 6: I wonder if he got any warning that his brother

570
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 6: was going to be on TV, or if it was

571
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 6: just like, oh, oh, I should because it was not

572
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 6: if my brother was suddenly on TV. Like that, kill myself.

573
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 14: That's why you got to keep your podcast really not successful.

574
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 14: This is enough, this is plenty. I never want to

575
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 14: fly too close to the sun.

576
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 6: Well you've tried.

577
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 12: I've tried, tried, jumped out that building.

578
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 6: You have another show tonight.

579
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 14: I do have a show at ten at leak at lunch.

580
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 14: What I'll be in bed by then you'll be in bed.

581
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 14: People should follow him there, wouldn't that be fun?

582
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 8: Yeah?

583
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 12: Like the pied Piper.

584
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 6: Claire. Are you from Chicago?

585
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 5: I am?

586
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 3: I live here. I do comedy here as well. He'll

587
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 3: be at the lodge and I plugging him?

588
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:09,959
Speaker 12: Where are you?

589
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 3: I'd be at the lodge also, not tonight, but in June.

590
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 3: I run a show there. But yes, I live in

591
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: Lincoln Park.

592
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 6: Okay, I should be learning about Chicago. But then again,

593
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 6: I just spend the day looking for free refills and

594
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 6: experienced none of the local culture. I've what my life

595
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 6: is such a waste?

596
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 8: I just.

597
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Speaker 6: Grandma, No, is there like a quick thing I could

598
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 6: see tomorrow before my flight?

599
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 3: Oh when's your flight?

600
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 6: Two thirty?

601
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 3: Okay? So when do you get there?

602
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 6: Oh that's another question? And I am seeing both airports.

603
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 6: I saw the one and now tomorrow I'm sing O'Hare

604
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 6: and I feel like, ohair is gonna be better? Is

605
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 6: that correct?

606
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 3: Yes?

607
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 6: Oh people, Well we'll let these two people speak.

608
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 3: Way is just a strange experience. I think sometimes it's

609
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 3: better because it's like less people are there. But I

610
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: just feel like I'm walking in a school classroom.

611
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 6: Hallway right of liminal space type experience.

612
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 3: And then O'Hair has fucking like ship on the ceiling.

613
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 6: And you're like, whoa.

614
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: Walking through my hair is like whoa, there's just so

615
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 3: much shit on the ceiling.

616
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 6: Like purposeful ship on the sea, beautiful art. Yeah, I

617
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 6: can't wait.

618
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 3: Don't look down.

619
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 14: Well, the grabbies flew me here on a dildo. So

620
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 14: the only airport I saw was Cade Maddox's hole.

621
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 12: With the one gay guy in here.

622
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 6: I got to, uh, what's the other one? What's not O'Hair?

623
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 3: Midway Way?

624
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 6: I got there from Long Beach Airport and I'd never

625
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 6: been through this airport. They have sand pits.

626
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 12: What Long Beach to Midway?

627
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 6: It's a crazy experience.

628
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 12: How little money are you making.

629
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 6: The abuse I put myself through on flights?

630
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 12: Is you take a pony express? Like, what are you

631
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 12: talking about?

632
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 6: My car broke down in front of the theater, barely

633
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 6: made it tonight. No, I everyone knows I love a

634
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 6: connecting flight, but I this time I thought I'll spoil myself.

635
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 6: I'll have a direct flight. But in order to do that,

636
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 6: I had to go out because I won't fly out

637
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 6: of Lax Hell on Earth. The Lax is the reason

638
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 6: Americans hate Los Angeles. You go to that airport and

639
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 6: it's children of men. It is absolute misery. So I'm

640
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 6: avoiding it at all costs. And now I'm at Long

641
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 6: Beach where they have these giant sand pits for people

642
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 6: to play in. I've never seen something like this in

643
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 6: an airports.

644
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 3: Who is in it?

645
00:35:51,719 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 6: Passengers? They must be dragging the sand on the planes. Oh,

646
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 6: oh my god, oh my god. Let's put this here.

647
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 6: Let's put hello, Hi, welcome to I said, no gifts.

648
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 5: I'd love to disobey.

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00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 6: Okay, gosh to find out we were talking about Long

650
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 6: Beach Airport. It's all over the news on everyone's.

651
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 5: From Long Beach to Midway is a kind of a

652
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 5: crazy cultural I don't want to hear this because like

653
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 5: Midway is also to me like the essence of Chicago.

654
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 5: While o' hair is sort of like the public face,

655
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 5: you know, like O hair is like kind of like, oh, look,

656
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Speaker 5: we're important too, you know, we could possibly be the

657
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Speaker 5: you know, the target of a terrorist attack.

658
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Speaker 6: And then.

659
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Speaker 15: I just I just remember during nine to eleven, chicag

660
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 15: was like we're next.

661
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 6: Well, I will say so was South Jordan Utah.

662
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know it's just yeah it was. But

663
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 5: Midway is just much more authentico. Yes, you're gonna have

664
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 5: a good sausage there.

665
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 6: Oh at Midway, I missed the sausage.

666
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 5: Okay, I will tell you.

667
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 6: I got a recommendation for tortoise at the airport at O'Hare. Yeah,

668
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 6: Rick Bayless, my mom was talking about that.

669
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 12: Like something a mom would talk about. And they got

670
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Speaker 12: a frontierra at Midway.

671
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 14: Now, yeah, exactly, it's fancy.

672
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Speaker 6: I looked into it. It looks good. So excited. Don't

673
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 6: don't don't harm my dream.

674
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 12: You guys are having like a leg off.

675
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 6: Look at this, yeah, look at this.

676
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 16: Here's one thing about Bridge or Bridger secret, buff secret.

677
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 16: He's not wearing he's wearing shapewear, but the man is ripped.

678
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 12: That is not show.

679
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 6: Show show show, show, show show. I don't know how

680
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 6: I would even begin. I can barely address when I'm alone,

681
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 6: but I will WHOA. What I did want to bring

682
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 6: up because everyone I feel like I'm becoming such a

683
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 6: nervous flyer and it feels like the everyone is in

684
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 6: kahoots to make me as scared as possible. First it

685
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 6: was I don't know if we were watching the rehearsal

686
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 6: with the plane crashes non stop, and now did we

687
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 6: hear the news about the person going into the airplane

688
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 6: bathroom out of Honolulu and someone had written on the

689
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 6: mirror there's a bomb on the plane? Ah? Can you imagine?

690
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 6: How would you react to that?

691
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 3: Well, I have some follow ups.

692
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna have any answers.

693
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 3: They wrote. When you say they wrote on the mirror,

694
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 3: I'm drinking.

695
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 12: The bomb? Is this ass?

696
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 6: They kissed the mirror?

697
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 8: Yeah?

698
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,959
Speaker 5: He said it was some lipstick. I wouldn't worry.

699
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 17: I'm like, yeah, going on, Yeah, women in stam.

700
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 6: I know nothing about it, and I'm so curious. Yet

701
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 6: I didn't look into it, but all I thought was like,

702
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 6: what would if I went in there? What would Because

703
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 6: you need to be quiet, you need to just tell somebody.

704
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 6: But I think I would just be quiet.

705
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 15: My first impulse would be like tell everyone.

706
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 5: Of course I would be sobbing and stats I would

707
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 5: open the door and be like, God.

708
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 12: Like that, here's what I feel like.

709
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Speaker 14: I wouldn't tell anyone because I wouldn't want it to

710
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 14: get diverted.

711
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 12: There's nothing then being in the air.

712
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 14: Nothing worse than being on the air halfway across the

713
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 14: country and they're like, we have to make an allergic

714
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 14: to landing in Denver and you're like, oh, I've got

715
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Speaker 14: a reservation at Portillo's.

716
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they fully had to t I mean, of course

717
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 6: I had to turn around a nightmare.

718
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Speaker 3: So it said in the bathroom, Oh, of the airplane

719
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 3: or the airplane?

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00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 5: Oh?

721
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 3: I was thinking of the airport, and I was like,

722
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Speaker 3: how would they know even which plane?

723
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 6: We've got to check every single plan.

724
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 3: So many questions. This person was like, not that well

725
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Speaker 3: thought out in their bombing miss apparently.

726
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 6: On the plane? And am I spreading misinformation? Does this

727
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 6: feel true? Does this a real news story?

728
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 15: And did they discover who it was on the plane?

729
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 6: Who did it?

730
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Speaker 5: Was it a joke?

731
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 6: Has Yeah, so that's the I guess that's a big mystery.

732
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 6: Somebody on the plane must have done it.

733
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: Right, that's the thing.

734
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 6: What a fun game.

735
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 3: It could have all been a print, because I do

736
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 3: love a good print. So that was my next question was,

737
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 3: is somebody on this plane at Prankster.

738
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Speaker 6: They find George Clooney, gotcha, famous.

739
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 3: In Practical Joker Clooney, he's one of the four lifelong Friends.

740
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Speaker 6: Yes, no, I'm a yeah, that's just I don't know

741
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 6: that I can keep getting on planes.

742
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:03,839
Speaker 8: I don't know.

743
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 6: You think it would get easier? Is this true for

744
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 6: other people? Like it gets every time I'm on a plane,

745
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 6: it's somehow harder.

746
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, it's I am just as worried, but

747
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 5: my will to live.

748
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes that's true.

749
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 5: So I'm willing to gamble.

750
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 6: This is I've said this, but like anytime there's serious turbulence,

751
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 6: the way I comfort myself is thinking, well, at least

752
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 6: I won't have to be on the plane anymore. Yeah,

753
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 6: it's like, well, the flight was a shorter flight than

754
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 6: I expected.

755
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 12: And what a relief to not have to keep a

756
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Speaker 12: podcast going.

757
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, my god, it's over, Oh god, whatever this is? Well,

758
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 6: I think, you know, as much as I'd like to

759
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 6: keep talking about planes exploding, I think we should get

760
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 6: into you guys obviously brought something the podcast is called.

761
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 6: I said, no gifts. I don't know if you were

762
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 6: clear on that or what. I'm sure at least one

763
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 6: email was sent. Brendan's been on the podcast before. No

764
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 6: excuses there. Uh, it seems like you brought gifts for me? Yes, okay,

765
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 6: should we open them here on the podcast? Can we

766
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 6: should here on the podcast?

767
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 5: Okay?

768
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,439
Speaker 6: Okay, Brenda, is this one yours? No, of course, of course,

769
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 6: let's open this one first, kind of careful. I double

770
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 6: bagged it, and I'm I'm smelling something.

771
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,720
Speaker 15: Yes, it's alive.

772
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 3: The sense that you got there, I strong believe this.

773
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 14: I went to this great restaurant, the Athenian Room, and

774
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 14: I had some leftover food, and I just I thought, Bridge,

775
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 14: with all that working out you're doing, you're gonna need

776
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 14: some proteins, and there's some in there.

777
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 12: There's gravy in the bottom.

778
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 15: That's the juice.

779
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 5: That's the juice.

780
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 3: The way you are handling that is crazy. You had

781
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Speaker 3: one thumb that thing.

782
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 12: It's like you've never seen leftovers before.

783
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 6: Wait, what was the restaurant, the Athenian Room.

784
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 14: Okay, I'll reach Cargo Classic cash only.

785
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 6: Do you feel like this is going to give me

786
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 6: food poisoning.

787
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 5: Yes, how long has it been in?

788
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Speaker 6: The danger?

789
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Speaker 12: Greek people?

790
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 6: Okay, I love the Greek population. I complained about not

791
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 6: having Greek restaurants in LA all the time, and then

792
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 6: I get here and there's so many Greek restaurants and

793
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 6: then I look for refills. But the chicken the concern here.

794
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 6: How long has it been out? You know, in the

795
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 6: the as a grown bacteria is the big question.

796
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Speaker 14: I was eating at the Athenian Room ninety minutes ago. Sorry,

797
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 14: I'm just gonna check.

798
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Speaker 6: My Okay, should I guess I'll have a bite of

799
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 6: the chicken. Then oh, the.

800
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Speaker 3: Gloves touching it.

801
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 12: Oh my god, the gloves on.

802
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 5: I think I should eat the chicken. Eat it, eat it,

803
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 5: eat it.

804
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 3: Eat it, eat it.

805
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, I'm gonna have some feta as long

806
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 12: as we're here.

807
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 6: Oh it's a little dry, gosh, put it on, yelp. Okay,

808
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 6: I'll be right back. I'll be right.

809
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 14: But you are not spitting out the food I brought?

810
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 14: Are you fucking kidding me? I bring you my leftovers

811
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 14: and you spit them out, you Mormon piece of ship.

812
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 6: Bring a better chicken next. Time, I'll have some little

813
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 6: feta too. Why not have a food, oh, like a

814
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 6: certain type of food?

815
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 5: I mean, like, is there is there a dish that

816
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 5: Mormons are famous for?

817
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 6: What jello? But number one?

818
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 5: Are you serious?

819
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 6: Jello? Funeral potatoes?

820
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 5: Funeral potatoes.

821
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 6: Funeral potatoes are delicious, but the saddest sounding thing that

822
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 6: you could possibly imagine. It's potatoes, sour cream, cheese, and

823
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 6: corn flakes. Oh and again it sounds okay, okay, I

824
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 6: didn't sell it her well, but it's just, you know,

825
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 6: like a very good casse role. That's the number one

826
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 6: jello fry sauce, which is ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together.

827
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 6: You can get that.

828
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 5: Ooh ooh you.

829
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 6: It's delicious. I think those are the number of the

830
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 6: top three.

831
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 5: And then is like the famous thing that Mormons make.

832
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 6: It's kind of almost a stereotype. I feel like, I

833
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 6: don't know, stereo, I did not know this. It's very offensive.

834
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 14: Yes, you yellow eating motherfucker exactly.

835
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 3: Something.

836
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 6: Let's get it started.

837
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 3: To have the to have one of the three top

838
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 3: foods in your culture be a sauce.

839
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it's not like and it derived from like

840
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 5: anything French it's just two s each other.

841
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 14: Like you gotta have my mom's recipe for ry sauce.

842
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 5: It's one part ketchup, one part man.

843
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 6: Like, what do you think of the top three Chicago foods?

844
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 11: Hot?

845
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, Al's Italian Beef and Deep Dish pizza?

846
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 8: Right?

847
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 5: No?

848
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 15: Actually, what did I think about lots?

849
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh the taco noizza?

850
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well, like for Deep Dish, I've heard the

851
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 3: argument of Luma naughties versus Giordonna's okay, and oh Pea

852
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 3: quads Sure, there's also pea think.

853
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 12: I've actually been there.

854
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry.

855
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 12: Don't be a jello head.

856
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 6: It's peak quads is peaquants number one? I mean is

857
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 6: not number one?

858
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 5: I like, I like a pan lose with Jared uh,

859
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 5: jardon era and sausage. You know, jar your your but

860
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 5: couldn't handle that. That your jellow head ass.

861
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 12: You're gonna need some jello eat some yard there.

862
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 5: I will also say, jelo to me, such a neurotic.

863
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 6: Oh, it's very like it's moving.

864
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 5: And it's like anything gelatinous like that.

865
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 6: They serve it at hospitals. Very six. I'm not a

866
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 6: jello person, but I feel like people do enjoy it.

867
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 6: It drives me crazy because it's I think it's I

868
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 6: do objectively disgusting.

869
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 3: My mother does a lovely pretzel jello salad. Have we

870
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,399
Speaker 3: heard about this?

871
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 6: This is a good thing?

872
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a good thing. We should we should

873
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 3: all say what are good and bad things we should be.

874
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 14: Actually, I love the Great Depression. It's such a such

875
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 14: a lovely era.

876
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 3: Yes, pretzel jellow salad is like jello with strawberries in

877
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 3: it on the top, cream cheese slash whipped cream in

878
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 3: the middle, and like.

879
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,479
Speaker 5: Both cream cheese and.

880
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you whip them together. I'm kind of doing a

881
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Speaker 3: recipe style, like in case anyone wants to make it

882
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 3: right now, and then on the bottom is like a

883
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 3: crushed pretzel crust.

884
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 6: That's what saves it. The pretzels save it, because thank god,

885
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 6: there's a texture and salt.

886
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 5: I need a texture.

887
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 6: Yes, that kind of feels like it's an English breakfast

888
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 6: territory where it's just like we've got the We've got

889
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 6: to empty the fridge. Just put it.

890
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 12: Let's make that tomato hot.

891
00:48:53,400 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, should I open the next thing? Let's here, let's

892
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 6: a claire. What is the bode one? Right, okay, let's

893
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 6: get into this, and we've got plenty of chicken to

894
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 6: go around. I don't know, does anybody here want chicken? Chicken?

895
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 8: Okay?

896
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 6: And it doesn't seem like anyone wants chicken.

897
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 3: Thread loose thread on your glove. Touch that.

898
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 15: It's really catching the light. It's really catching the light.

899
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 3: I wish you could all see how fucking disgusting that is.

900
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. It's like a texture thing. It's a texture thing.

901
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 6: This saves me at salad bars. I don't have to

902
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 6: use the tongs.

903
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 5: I just.

904
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 6: Okay, let's.

905
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a tricky, careful lift it from the top.

906
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 3: There's two there, there's two things in there.

907
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 6: Okay, there you go.

908
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 3: I just want yeah, oh, okay, okay, little disrespect. Never

909
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 3: met you in my life, but whatever.

910
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 6: Oh it's a little sea pot.

911
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 3: This is a netty pot.

912
00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 6: It's a pot.

913
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with the netty pots?

914
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 6: I've wanted to try one for such a long time,

915
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 6: but have it scares me to death?

916
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: Yes? It should. You're putting water directly into your brain

917
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 3: and then it comes out of the other side of

918
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 3: your nose. I used to be very scared of these,

919
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 3: and in February, I got a surgery on my nose,

920
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 3: and so I had to go from doing zero a

921
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 3: day from for my whole life, which is all of

922
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 3: our baselines, to four netty pots a day, four which

923
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 3: is borerline and addiction. So I was doing four natty

924
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 3: pots a day for a month, and then he weaned

925
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 3: me down to two a day. And I thought that

926
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: after three months of recovery, he would say, you don't

927
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 3: need any more. But I found out recently that I'm

928
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 3: just stuck to.

929
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 6: That for life. You just have to keep to do

930
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 6: two a day for life.

931
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, here's why I've given it good.

932
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: It's fantastic. I am addicted to it now. It's like

933
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 3: when the dentist tells you, like, if you keep fossing

934
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 3: real fucking hard, it'll feel good. It's like that for

935
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 3: your nose.

936
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 6: Well, but the initial time is not fun.

937
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 3: No, it feels like you're drowning. It's it's never really fun.

938
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 15: But because you can't, you can't prepare yourself for the sensation.

939
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 5: It is unlike anything.

940
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 6: Is there any way for it to go wrong? That's

941
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 6: my yes, how do you know? Been going wrong? And

942
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 6: it's just not being comfortable.

943
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so here's the main thing, and people are

944
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 3: on one of two camps about this. You need to

945
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 3: use distilled water because if you use tap water. There

946
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 3: was a woman who got a brain eating a meal

947
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,439
Speaker 3: because brain eating a meba went into her brain via

948
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: that via the natty pot. Wasn't I'm warning you, I'm

949
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 3: wanting you know, you don't have to be that woman.

950
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 6: Did you get it from a lake, but that's where.

951
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 15: Water comes from?

952
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 6: Yeah? Okay, so I have to.

953
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 3: Go by distilled water or you can boil water and

954
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 3: you need to boil it for five minutes.

955
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 6: Yes, and then chill.

956
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 5: Yes, of course, of course I'm writing this down classic jellohad.

957
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 3: It's very similar to making a cello.

958
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 12: Here's the thing. If it makes you more comfortable, you

959
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 12: could use it as a douche.

960
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 6: Why not both? And there's like a little thing inside.

961
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 3: Yes, So those are your saline packets.

962
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 6: Okay, you're going.

963
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 3: To have to mix those in otherwise you're just putting

964
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 3: fucking water in your head. The saline will sort of

965
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: break down the mucus in your sinuses, and then if

966
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 3: you're lucky, you can see the boogers come out of

967
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 3: your face real time.

968
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 5: Yes, very satisfying.

969
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 6: Have you done it before, Brendan? But yes? Okay, Well,

970
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 6: how am I the only person on stage.

971
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 12: You've never had a cocaine problem?

972
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:52,919
Speaker 6: Yeah?

973
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 5: Can I ask? Is this an officially sanctioned Nettie.

974
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 3: Pot this is this is doctor yes brand?

975
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 5: Well no, I only ask because my friend did get

976
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 5: caught selling unlicensed Nettie paa wow out of its garage.

977
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 5: And let me just tell you, doctor gup up very

978
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 5: re ligitious.

979
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god, whoa. So there's only one that you're

980
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 6: actually supposed to use? And it says Neil me the.

981
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:30,479
Speaker 12: Yes Neil.

982
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 3: Oh my, I just fucking realized that's such a beautiful

983
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: fucking name. I don't know why, though, I feel like

984
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 3: you could use any any thing.

985
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 6: It feels like you could just uh it's crazy straw

986
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 6: and faucet or something.

987
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 15: No, the group des are doing something, I believe it.

988
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 6: There's like a pretty recent product to market.

989
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 3: Maybe the past thirty years.

990
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 6: I want to say, well, they've like they upheld onto

991
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 6: that for thirty years. I would.

992
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 3: There's also a squeeze bottle, which is what I use everything.

993
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 6: Okay, so you gave me kind of.

994
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 3: I gave you what I did not want for my

995
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 3: a N T doctor.

996
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 6: So, but just for my knowledge, that has not been

997
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 6: used correct on video. People are going to be discussed.

998
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 3: There is also Okay, so I brought that and I

999
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 3: was like, I'll tell my little fucking sob sign of story.

1000
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 3: But I did bring you a fun gift.

1001
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 6: This, Oh is it in here? Okay?

1002
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 14: There were some cucumbers in mine too, that's all yours.

1003
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,359
Speaker 14: Kind of multiple gifts there as well.

1004
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 6: Oh, this is a very fun thing. Speaking of pranks, Yes,

1005
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 6: this is a dice.

1006
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 3: Trick dice.

1007
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 6: This is all the level of writing there's a bomb

1008
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 6: on the plane.

1009
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 3: It's kind of more lower stakes version of bombing a plane.

1010
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 6: Why did you bring trick dice?

1011
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 3: I just thought that was so fun. I just think

1012
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 3: that's so fun. My best friend did get me trick

1013
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 3: dice from Vegas, and I like cried when she got

1014
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 3: me it because I was like, that's just so fucking sweet.

1015
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 6: I never used them before. She try them? Now, Yes,

1016
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 6: let's say, actually.

1017
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 5: Work in what instance are you using these dice?

1018
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 3: Okay? So that's the great thing about the trick dice

1019
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 3: is that if you're not a magician or someone in

1020
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 3: a casino. It's so much more fun because no one

1021
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 3: expects you to have them. So I will say I

1022
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 3: didn't Okay, I will say I planned to use this

1023
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 3: as a pickup line. Oh you, I planned to use

1024
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 3: this as a last ditch resort of like to be

1025
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 3: extra forward. If you're talking to someone and you don't

1026
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 3: know how to seal the deal, this.

1027
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 6: Is the perfect way to find it.

1028
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 5: We're going to do it.

1029
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 3: Just listen, Just listen, you say this is what I

1030
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 3: was gonna say. I was gonna say the trick dice

1031
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 3: that I had it was like one was a loaded die.

1032
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 3: It was all one and one was all six is

1033
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 3: Oh fuck? I forget how I was gonna do it,

1034
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 3: but I was seven.

1035
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 12: Suck my dick for a seven.

1036
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 3: I say something like, oh, if I roll a sticks,

1037
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 3: you have to come home with me.

1038
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 6: Are you feeling okay?

1039
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 5: Are you feeling lucky?

1040
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 3: I didn't even think that. Oh my god, I did

1041
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 3: not think it out that hard.

1042
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 5: Okay, you can do that.

1043
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 6: Okay, let's roll it. Should we?

1044
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 5: Uh?

1045
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 6: What do we think? Seven or eleven? Scream for seven?

1046
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 6: Seven eleven? It seems like people think it's gonna be

1047
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 6: a seven. That's gonna be embarrassing.

1048
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 3: Okay, oh that's spinning. That's kind of a fun trick.

1049
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 6: Truly, how does that work? I'm dazzled. That's like a

1050
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 6: computer did it. This is so impressive. Now we're gonna

1051
00:56:59,480 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 6: just kind of.

1052
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 5: Everything like this. I always think it's it's magnets.

1053
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, ACTI connected to your score?

1054
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 3: Well no, you guys know it's the combination of the numbers.

1055
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 3: Can only add up to seven or eleven. It's not magnets.

1056
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 14: But wait, so that dice don't even have all the

1057
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 14: numbers on them?

1058
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 6: Oh six and two? I was like, how does the

1059
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 6: one the other one?

1060
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 12: Wow?

1061
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 3: How would magnetsb go home with you?

1062
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 5: You guys? I don't know about this, but I did

1063
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 5: say magnets with a lot of confidence.

1064
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 12: I don't even know how women are magic.

1065
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 6: If you want people to know how stupid you are,

1066
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 6: just start a podcast. It will quickly be revealed. Okay,

1067
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 6: well that's a very fun little thing, be picking up

1068
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 6: people all over Chicago to you can just fuck city.

1069
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, uh, we're and is that fox and the

1070
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 5: thing underneath it?

1071
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 6: Okay? So which one should I open first?

1072
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 5: This is the first? The top one?

1073
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 6: Okay, this is this beautiful blue's that's not what's inside.

1074
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 5: Okay, well I'm sorry, let's see here.

1075
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 6: Okay, open these are samples. And also this thing hypoallergenic tape.

1076
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 5: It's for it's for you to cover your mouth while you.

1077
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 12: Sleep because you won't shut up.

1078
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 15: Do you guys know about this?

1079
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 5: It's like it's uh, it's supposed to help you force

1080
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 5: your breathing to Oh my god, this is kind of

1081
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 5: a thing. Is showy, but I only I TikTok. For

1082
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 5: a while, I thought that I was like an Asian

1083
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 5: insult and so so I was getting a lot of

1084
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 5: like biohacking stuff right right, and so this is listen.

1085
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 5: I am a big believer of in like products and

1086
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 5: and like in the ability of products to bring you,

1087
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 5: you know, fulfillment, and so I seek it out like

1088
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 5: this is one I also bought, you know, and you

1089
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 5: guys get the things that are like, are you do

1090
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 5: you have ADHD take all these vitamins? Yeah, I bought

1091
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 5: that too, that's in there.

1092
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 6: Okay, what's this is just a card?

1093
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 5: This is that's just the thing.

1094
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 6: So I creativity.

1095
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 3: This is this is the.

1096
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 5: Path that this is like Cooper movie. The vitamins their vitamins.

1097
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 5: But this is thing. These are all samples. So I

1098
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 5: so this is just a tip for you guys. If

1099
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 5: you guys are brave enough to ask, people will give

1100
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 5: you that special these like, these are all samples.

1101
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 6: This is from Keels. They're very they're big sample.

1102
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 5: Yes, they're big samples. Because I just ask, I insist and.

1103
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 6: Well those are two different things.

1104
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 5: But if you just stand there for they give you,

1105
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 5: I'm just like I just do yees body, But.

1106
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 6: Where do you get this? Is there a store called

1107
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 6: blizz Blue?

1108
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 5: Yeah? Blue, But you have to just insist, like you

1109
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 5: got to go in there and you gotta be like,

1110
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 5: I want that. Can you give me a sample of this?

1111
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 5: I want a sample of that and they'll be like

1112
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 5: that's a lot. I was like, yes, a conditioner.

1113
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 6: Condition this is very expensive.

1114
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 5: This is like this is like value.

1115
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm going to be a new person.

1116
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 6: And then this, this is from Korea.

1117
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 5: This is there. This will feel like needles on your face.

1118
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 6: You have to stick them in your face.

1119
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's a it's a topical solution where it

1120
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 5: will feel like there are needles in your face. That's

1121
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 5: that's k beauty right there. What does that feel like

1122
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 5: like needles going into your face?

1123
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 14: Bridge, I'm so excited for you to look like a

1124
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 14: Korean woman.

1125
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 5: I just got back from Korea and it's it is

1126
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 5: the beauty standard there is so insane.

1127
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 6: Oh well, the SPF alone.

1128
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 5: True are very popular.

1129
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 6: Oh prepare in particular, I think would really take.

1130
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 12: Off, you know, like a woman driving a convertible.

1131
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 5: Dupin like that.

1132
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 6: But the only free uh sample I am aware of

1133
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 6: that I should get the word out is Seize candy.

1134
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 6: If you go to Seize candies, they have to give

1135
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 6: you a free sample, and you can select any type

1136
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 6: you want. Don't let them push the uh the raspberry

1137
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 6: fudge on. You get whatever you want, they have to

1138
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 6: give it to you.

1139
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 15: I would say that any store you can get a

1140
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 15: free sample.

1141
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:28,439
Speaker 6: If you have a gun.

1142
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 15: Now, I'm just saying, like any.

1143
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 5: Sort of situation like that where it's sort of like

1144
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 5: there's things in bulk, of course you have to sample.

1145
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 5: Excuse me, yes, in this economy, come on, ask I have.

1146
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 3: That justification, Just like that's in bulk.

1147
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 6: You have to give so many of them. I see

1148
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 6: the bulk before me.

1149
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 5: Give me one, just share.

1150
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 12: I have a friend who works in pr in fashion.

1151
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 12: Sorry brag.

1152
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 6: Oh god.

1153
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 14: And back when I used to have an active career,

1154
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 14: he used to send me Abercrombie and Fitch stuff. And

1155
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 14: now I still sometimes will be like, hey, can I

1156
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 14: get some more Abercrombie and Fitch? And I get a

1157
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 14: package of Abercrombia fish every six months.

1158
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 12: Yes, and Fitch.

1159
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 5: This is the in Obama said, the audacity to hope, right,

1160
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 5: I'm talking about the audacity to ask. Just ask. You'd

1161
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 5: be surprised, guys.

1162
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 6: I feel like people, especially with ice cream samples, get

1163
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 6: really sensitive about They're like, you shouldn't do.

1164
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 5: That, Yes you should, yes, why not?

1165
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 12: You know what? Let them?

1166
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 6: Let them, thank you, thank you?

1167
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 5: Let them.

1168
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 6: That's kind of my philosophy. I thought of that. Let's

1169
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 6: get this podcast up on the charts. Someone's having a problem,

1170
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 6: let them. Yeah, genius advice.

1171
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 14: If someone hates your guts, let them.

1172
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 6: If somebody's bleeding, go ahead and let them their problem.

1173
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 14: You gay men make fun of Melroth Glenn and Doyle

1174
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 14: glennon Doyle.

1175
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,479
Speaker 12: Right, Okay, we can cut this part of the pod.

1176
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 12: I'm more of a Vene brown stand.

1177
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 6: It shows, it really shows. Okay, I've got all my samples.

1178
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 6: Here and now I opened this.

1179
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 5: Yes, please please, I wrote on the outside.

1180
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 6: Let's see it says to Bridger, may every uh neck,

1181
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 6: every neck you sip on behavior. I like that.

1182
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 5: I like that.

1183
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 6: Wonderful, happy to do it's okay, sorry, okay did you

1184
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 6: think of that? This is tough?

1185
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 5: So beautiful? Thank you?

1186
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 6: Oh yes, the American Mirage. Wait this is your book?

1187
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 15: Okay what kim right?

1188
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 12: This is not me.

1189
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 6: It's like I thought I knew. It's like, this is

1190
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 6: so embarrassing for me.

1191
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 5: No, this is what's crazy. So this is UNGI kim

1192
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 5: my doppelganger on the internet. Yes, she's a sociologist. So

1193
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 5: she started going to Harvard when I started doing improv.

1194
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 6: That's a tough. That's tough.

1195
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 15: And so I've really watched both of our careers.

1196
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 5: And not that one is better than the other. I

1197
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 5: got a commercial, she got into the Annenberg School of Communication.

1198
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 5: She graduated from Harvard. I made a house team at I.

1199
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 5: Oh she yeah, Now she teaches at Columbia and all

1200
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 5: this stuff. It's like it's really really wonderful. And the

1201
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 5: thing is she because I started doing improv, I started,

1202
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 5: I I have a I'm on a database of improvisers.

1203
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 15: Sure, it's called Chicago dot improv dot whatever.

1204
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 6: And check it out.

1205
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 5: Because my name, because my name is in there. My

1206
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 5: I am the first Ungi Kim to show up.

1207
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 6: Wow, I'm Google this is she must be so many

1208
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 6: she's Oh my god.

1209
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 5: She's furious, furious. She started paying someone to push her.

1210
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 12: Oh.

1211
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 5: I don't blame her. I don't blame her. She is

1212
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 5: the better on G.

1213
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 6: But but she's still losing until she gets number one.

1214
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 5: I mean she's very close with this book, I hope, so,

1215
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 5: I mean, this is why I think I initially kind

1216
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 5: of was like a hater, like she was like a

1217
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 5: nemesis of mine, you know. And now because she's doing

1218
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 5: so well, I'm realizing I should really be a bigger person.

1219
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 6: And uh no no no no no no no no

1220
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 6: no keep attack attack attack. Have you read the book?

1221
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:40,479
Speaker 14: No?

1222
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 8: What's like?

1223
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 6: This is a deeply jealous person.

1224
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 14: Giving Giving someone a book is a chore. Here's a

1225
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 14: book I didn't read.

1226
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 6: But you, I mean, you put some money in her pocket.

1227
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,959
Speaker 5: I did. This is the This is so psychotic. Okay.

1228
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 5: I pre ordered the book because she said that she

1229
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 5: was going to sign it, and I want her to

1230
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 5: write my name.

1231
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 6: Did you do it?

1232
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 8: No?

1233
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 5: This is what I mean, Like, she's smart, why she

1234
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,480
Speaker 5: went to Harvard? This how.

1235
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 6: But this actually is something that I might want to read.

1236
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 15: It is very fascinating. I read the back of it.

1237
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 6: The back is just praise for the book. It's not even.

1238
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 5: And it's just fuel for me.

1239
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 6: Oh what reality shows are you three watching right now?

1240
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 3: I am watch? I did just begin Mormon Lives of Mormon.

1241
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 6: This is the eternal problem for this show. That was

1242
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 6: bad producing on their part. No one will ever really

1243
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 6: know the name of the show, Secret Lives of Mormon.

1244
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 6: Let's all say it together, cries we got it. I

1245
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 6: think we got it. Oh so you started that?

1246
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 3: I did. I got to episode two, I think.

1247
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 6: Of season two.

1248
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 3: Watch there's a second time.

1249
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 6: You've got a very, very long road.

1250
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 3: I am blown away the pacing of the first episode.

1251
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 3: I could not believe.

1252
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 14: Well the buck line, Richard, I'm so maxed out on

1253
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 14: Salt Lake City on my television. Like they're always like,

1254
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 14: We're hosting this cute event, this event space in Salt

1255
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 14: Lake and I'm like, this is a fucking Benny Hannah,

1256
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 14: Like this is Bennegan's You fucking idiots.

1257
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 6: They really are going to like the skating rink I

1258
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 6: went to in middle school. Right, it's not impressed like.

1259
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,280
Speaker 12: You're in a book. It abpo man like this is

1260
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 12: not some cool restaurant.

1261
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 15: But they all look incredible.

1262
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 5: It looks I know, I when I I I visited

1263
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 5: my friend out in Salt Lake and I couldn't help

1264
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 5: but notice, like all the medi spas boat like.

1265
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 6: Kind of South Korea.

1266
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 5: I thought it was strange. I thought I thought it

1267
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 5: was strange, and I looked it up. It is the place.

1268
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 5: It's even more than South Korea really with passive surgery

1269
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 5: per capital, per capita, not overall, you know, but because

1270
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,959
Speaker 5: it's like it's is every street strip.

1271
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 6: Mall, your young everywhere. It's everywhere, but it was really

1272
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 6: your beauty lab and laser most of all. I've been

1273
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,360
Speaker 6: there a number of times and never gotten a treatment.

1274
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 6: I just go and get my picture taken if you

1275
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 6: for those of you do who don't know, one of

1276
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 6: the Salt Lake City housewives owns a chain of beauty lamps.

1277
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 5: What would we call them meddie spots.

1278
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,600
Speaker 6: Meds spots. You've just said med spots. And I've been

1279
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 6: there over and over. They have kind of a Soviet feel.

1280
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,600
Speaker 6: If you go in them, it's a little like this

1281
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 6: is medical care. What's going on? But Heathergay reach out?

1282
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 5: Uh, I love that though. I love all those Because

1283
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 5: all the mommy bloggers are Mormons.

1284
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 6: There's a very weird Utah has a secret shadow grip

1285
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,640
Speaker 6: on the country. It's true through mommy bloggers.

1286
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 5: And any any mommy blogger that you followed that has

1287
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 5: more than three children, Investigate, investigate. I did it, and

1288
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 5: I did uncovered a lot of Mormons. I'm just saying,

1289
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 5: I'm like, how are they having six kids in New York?

1290
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 5: Study Paul, Yeah, the Mormon I do think.

1291
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,679
Speaker 6: I was just telling somebody there's we need to launch

1292
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 6: a streaming platform for purely Utah content. There is so

1293
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 6: much at this point that everybody's loving it. Good for us,

1294
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 6: finally we do something right. Everyone's shaking their heads.

1295
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, I'm gonna start this jello head slander.

1296
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 6: It's gonna destroy all of the goodwill.

1297
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 14: You just want to like full of fade, done away

1298
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 14: and network. You're like, we'll get a five share.

1299
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 6: Okay. Was there anything left to say about the gifts?

1300
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 6: I've had some chicken. It was it's backstage. I've got

1301
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 6: the netty pot for the future. I will experiment some samples.

1302
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 6: I'm starting my life over. Yeah.

1303
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 15: I love buying stuff and thinking you're gonna be like

1304
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 15: a different person.

1305
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,760
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that illusion at least on the drive home.

1306
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 5: I bought a book on It's called Healing Trauma Through Writing, and.

1307
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:20,120
Speaker 6: It was.

1308
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,800
Speaker 5: Get you know again. I read the back of it.

1309
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 5: I guess I'm kind of revealing myself to not be

1310
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 5: able to read. But you can hope, and that's important. Well,

1311
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 5: I think we should play a game. We're gonna play

1312
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 5: Gift or a Curse.

1313
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 6: Let me get my computer open here, and this is

1314
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 6: I'll probably have to take the glove off in order

1315
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 6: to access my computer. Oh god, I do set the

1316
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 6: mic down. This is why you need a producer. You

1317
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:47,799
Speaker 6: can't travel alone.

1318
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:59,440
Speaker 14: Like forty five minutes later, but oh.

1319
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 3: You got the touch id. Motherfucker got the touch id.

1320
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 14: Because it's like you give a kid a controller and

1321
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 14: you're like, you're playing the game.

1322
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:09,799
Speaker 12: There's no computer there. Bridge he's staring at a blank screen.

1323
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 6: Okay, could we get the slides if that is an option?

1324
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 6: This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I

1325
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 6: don't know how this is even gonna play out.

1326
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 3: What can you mean by that?

1327
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:28,680
Speaker 6: Oh they're over here? Well the technology, Wait, these are

1328
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 6: don't look at that. You're getting too much information. You're

1329
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:31,879
Speaker 6: getting too much information?

1330
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,560
Speaker 12: Oh god, you okay?

1331
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 6: What is this?

1332
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 12: So I had a few drinks?

1333
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,519
Speaker 6: Take it to go? No, this is how we play

1334
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 6: gift a curse. I'm going to name some things and

1335
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 6: you're going to tell me if they're a gift or

1336
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 6: a curse, and why then I'll tell you if you're

1337
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 6: right a wrong and you're competing against each other, so be

1338
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,759
Speaker 6: as blood thirsty as possible. Number one, and you've already

1339
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 6: seen the picture, which is such a shame gift or

1340
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:00,680
Speaker 6: a curse? Watching a stranger's car. Get toad and you

1341
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,280
Speaker 6: can go first.

1342
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,559
Speaker 5: Gift, Why is a gift?

1343
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 6: Tell me why? Oh well you don't tell me why?

1344
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 5: Well it's also I at a point in my life

1345
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 5: got a parking ticket every day and I was working

1346
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:23,920
Speaker 5: at a a like a telephone like call center, and

1347
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 5: I was late every day, and I parked in a

1348
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 5: spot I wasn't supposed to every day, and I got

1349
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 5: a fifty dollars ticket every day, and and I didn't

1350
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:37,280
Speaker 5: pay it every day. So I got my car towed

1351
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,720
Speaker 5: pretty regular, right, And so I've experienced this.

1352
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 15: And I've seen people and the way they like.

1353
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:47,559
Speaker 5: The sort of like pity and like the contempts. It's

1354
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 5: all I'm mixed in is they watched me kind of

1355
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,519
Speaker 5: like frantically, you know, beg the driver please stop, you know,

1356
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:57,599
Speaker 5: and you know, I'm just like, I'm just a little girl,

1357
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:05,639
Speaker 5: you know. So I think it's just like it would

1358
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:08,120
Speaker 5: be a gift for me to see that live. I'm

1359
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,080
Speaker 5: gonna be on the other side of the bar, right,

1360
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:13,960
Speaker 5: but I don't have Sean Freud. It's just, you know,

1361
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,760
Speaker 5: just that's a more personal thing.

1362
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 6: Claire, what do you think?

1363
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:19,200
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm answering about the same one.

1364
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:22,080
Speaker 6: I would hope. So okay, I'm gonna start stalking the stage,

1365
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 6: by the way, just to make this a little more

1366
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:24,200
Speaker 6: high stakes.

1367
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:31,959
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's really Bizarry.

1368
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 5: It's so menacing.

1369
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 3: I would say, like the tunic, this looks like you're

1370
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:45,440
Speaker 3: about to ask us to like drink kool aid a.

1371
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,760
Speaker 14: You legitimately look like you've been institutionalized.

1372
01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 3: Claire, quit dodging, so sorry, so sorry. I guess I

1373
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:09,559
Speaker 3: would say a curse just because I feel bad for them.

1374
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 3: I don't drive. I never got my license because I'm

1375
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 3: scared of it. Thank you, thank you. I'm not gonna

1376
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:23,160
Speaker 3: be a little too proud. Forty two never drove. We're

1377
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:24,200
Speaker 3: two bitches.

1378
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 5: Because you're afraid.

1379
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 3: I'm scared of it.

1380
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1381
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,679
Speaker 3: I took the driver's tests and everything, but when I

1382
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 3: got behind the wheel, it just scares the fuck out

1383
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 3: of me.

1384
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,280
Speaker 6: It's a very scary thing.

1385
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 5: I would say this. I've been in a lot of accidents.

1386
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:39,839
Speaker 3: Okay, that's why I'm scared.

1387
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,080
Speaker 5: Let me just say this. All of them might fall.

1388
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 5: It's okay, it's fine, it's crazy, it's okay, are very safe.

1389
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.

1390
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 12: This this will now basically drive themselves.

1391
01:14:58,400 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 3: So I guess I think I don't know enough. I

1392
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 3: when I hear anything about cars like turn off, and

1393
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't drive it. I don't know that shit.

1394
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 3: So I don't really know think about this. But I'll

1395
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 3: say curse because I guess that makes me feel bad.

1396
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, Brendan.

1397
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 12: I'm gonna say curse.

1398
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 14: And here's why I have studied Buddhism, and I only

1399
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 14: bring it up to brack and and in Buddhism, you

1400
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 14: want no harm, to do it throughout the day, to

1401
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,639
Speaker 14: do no harm on yourself and no harm on others.

1402
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 14: And if someone is getting towed, that is a harmful

1403
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 14: day for them. And I have too much empathy to

1404
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:40,240
Speaker 14: witness something like that. I refuse to read the news.

1405
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 14: I am. I'm completely oblivious to what's going on. People

1406
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,080
Speaker 14: are like, have you seen the markets? And I'm like

1407
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:52,040
Speaker 14: our peaches in season? And uh, And that's because my

1408
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 14: empathy is too deep.

1409
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 6: Okay, But like.

1410
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,120
Speaker 3: What if the tow truck driver was going to lose

1411
01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,719
Speaker 3: his job if he didn't toe that car?

1412
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,400
Speaker 12: Though it's so real, that's why I can't see it.

1413
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:05,600
Speaker 12: I get you. I just a man trying to do

1414
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:08,240
Speaker 12: his job in America.

1415
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 6: The answer is cursed, curse. I genuinely think towing a

1416
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,519
Speaker 6: car is maybe top three things worse things humans have

1417
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:20,680
Speaker 6: learned to do to each other. What an evil concept.

1418
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 14: When I'm driving and there's a car in in I

1419
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 14: don't know if it's like this in Chicago, but there

1420
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:31,000
Speaker 14: are lanes during traffic time, high traffic time, there are

1421
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 14: for no parking, and when somebody leaves their car in

1422
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:36,200
Speaker 14: them and we have to all go around it.

1423
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:36,960
Speaker 12: I'm like, tell.

1424
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:40,200
Speaker 6: It.

1425
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,960
Speaker 14: Or if somebody parks in a handicap can I can

1426
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 14: you still say that? If someone parks in a differently

1427
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 14: abled spot, tell it.

1428
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 6: If somebody parks so I.

1429
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:55,559
Speaker 12: Like the pacing two.

1430
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:02,760
Speaker 6: Keep the audience on their tones. Uh, I understand this,

1431
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 6: But there should be a sign they put in the

1432
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 6: car to let us know. This is why it wasn't

1433
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,679
Speaker 6: just somebody was having a hard day.

1434
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,160
Speaker 12: What let's go, Diva.

1435
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 6: The signs in the car? Whilese they're towing it.

1436
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 14: Sh I am obsessed with you.

1437
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:28,720
Speaker 12: There are signs.

1438
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,400
Speaker 6: Are you a tow truck driver?

1439
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,920
Speaker 12: There are signs right in a park.

1440
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 6: It's happening. You have the tow truck lobby in the

1441
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:43,720
Speaker 6: audience tonight. Okay, well, are you got that wrong? So

1442
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,400
Speaker 6: you've fallen behind? Okay? Number two gift or a curse?

1443
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,160
Speaker 6: Concert footage on phones?

1444
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:54,120
Speaker 5: Concert? Oh, this is a curse. This is the curse.

1445
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:55,559
Speaker 5: This is the curse.

1446
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:59,599
Speaker 14: What are you doing with all that footage? How much

1447
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:03,040
Speaker 14: day do you have? Is it in the cloud? How

1448
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 14: are you You're getting screwed over by big data if

1449
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,040
Speaker 14: you're paying to back up all that concerts?

1450
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,720
Speaker 3: I just want to meet the person who's going home

1451
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:15,439
Speaker 3: and watching it, like, who's like I can't wait to

1452
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:18,000
Speaker 3: get back into that T Swift concert. I mean, I

1453
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 3: guess she made a movie of hers.

1454
01:18:19,479 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 6: But okay, and Andrew.

1455
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 15: Oh, I just I will say this, the etiquette a.

1456
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 5: Concert when they're doing that right, it's just like you're

1457
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 5: fucking it up for the rest of us. Yes, And also.

1458
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:37,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's filming from the crowd the rest of us.

1459
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 12: I feel like we're like a town hall. We're getting

1460
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 12: people riled up.

1461
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,559
Speaker 6: One of these people will be president.

1462
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 5: And I will also say this, like there's something about

1463
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:51,680
Speaker 5: experiencing music like that live, you know that it can

1464
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:55,160
Speaker 5: be very spiritual. For me, I went to go see

1465
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 5: New Kids on the Block and and I am not

1466
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:04,559
Speaker 5: a really just person, and to be in n mass

1467
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 5: like that in community with a bunch of other middle

1468
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 5: aged women and they're upset daughters, it's just really incredible.

1469
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:19,880
Speaker 5: And like the thing is like they're missing out on

1470
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,439
Speaker 5: it right just because they're looking at their phone. I

1471
01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:23,240
Speaker 5: will say, I think they shall lock it up. Lock

1472
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:23,599
Speaker 5: it up.

1473
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 14: There are some concerts where people aren't doing it, Like

1474
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 14: I went to a Regina Spector concert recently. Everyone sat

1475
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 14: the whole concert. Oh big arena, everyone's sitting. I was like,

1476
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 14: I'm obsessed with the Regina inspectors fans being.

1477
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,320
Speaker 12: Like, we're not standing, we're sitting.

1478
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:41,840
Speaker 5: Wait did she did?

1479
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,040
Speaker 4: She?

1480
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,479
Speaker 15: Did she stop all like bar service as well.

1481
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:45,000
Speaker 5: During the show.

1482
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:47,320
Speaker 12: I don't I don't drink.

1483
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:55,640
Speaker 14: Okay, well, okay, it's because I was too fun.

1484
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:00,800
Speaker 17: Yift.

1485
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:05,120
Speaker 6: It's a gift. This is what I'm gonna say. I understand,

1486
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 6: but I think everybody should be allowed twenty seconds to

1487
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:10,840
Speaker 6: just film. It's your favorite song, get your little bit,

1488
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,000
Speaker 6: and then put your phone away. I think there's nothing

1489
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,799
Speaker 6: wrong with that if you get to take one picture,

1490
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,479
Speaker 6: twenty seconds of footage, and then you've got a little

1491
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:22,080
Speaker 6: gift for later. People standing there and are doing a no,

1492
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 6: I need you. You're the ones to have to learn

1493
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:30,240
Speaker 6: these people agree with me. No, absolutely not. I want

1494
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:33,920
Speaker 6: to look. You're both all three of you in the eyes. Gift, gift, gift, wrong,

1495
01:20:34,439 --> 01:20:35,599
Speaker 6: it's a gift. Okay.

1496
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,439
Speaker 12: So I guess when I went.

1497
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 3: I saw a concert recently, and I did feel so

1498
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,400
Speaker 3: guilty that I just like try to like sneak a pick,

1499
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,719
Speaker 3: so I only have blurry fucking photos.

1500
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 6: That's okay, that's all you need, thank you, that's all.

1501
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 5: Yes, you know, I just I know, I think I

1502
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,799
Speaker 5: don't even have I don't have pictures of my children's

1503
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,000
Speaker 5: birthdays because I'm so present.

1504
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,400
Speaker 6: Okay, let's get to the next one. This is the

1505
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 6: final one. Gift or a curse, the unexplored depths of

1506
01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 6: the ocean.

1507
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,719
Speaker 5: Curse. Curse?

1508
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,439
Speaker 6: Why curse?

1509
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 5: Well, I mean we all know it's we all know

1510
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 5: that's that's where that's that's where the evil is, right, uh,

1511
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:23,160
Speaker 5: but we know, like that's like it's like it's very hot,

1512
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:25,720
Speaker 5: and I think I mean the way that that's the

1513
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,519
Speaker 5: primordial soup, right, that's like out of which a dinosaur come. Like,

1514
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:33,200
Speaker 5: I don't know, don't thank you. It's very dangerous. It's

1515
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,040
Speaker 5: like to me, the vastness of space is I would

1516
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 5: prefer to explode into like a million pieces into the

1517
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:48,840
Speaker 5: atmosphere versus being slowly crushed as I get into the darkness,

1518
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:51,320
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like James Cameron, Shit.

1519
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:56,400
Speaker 14: No, it's actually also not slow. It happens really quickly.

1520
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:58,720
Speaker 14: Remember when we were trying to find it, trying to

1521
01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,880
Speaker 14: find those people out, Oh.

1522
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:04,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, to the old.

1523
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,000
Speaker 12: It was like my butthole at the Grabby's.

1524
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,240
Speaker 6: Do you have answers?

1525
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:23,639
Speaker 3: I will say gift just because imagine the screensavers way

1526
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 3: so cute and beautiful. The screensavers that we're getting with

1527
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:31,160
Speaker 3: current ocean ship that we found gorgeous. Imagine if we

1528
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:36,160
Speaker 3: get a camera down there, screensaver, bridger screensaver, what are

1529
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 3: your computer screensaver?

1530
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 6: Submarine.

1531
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:44,960
Speaker 12: I'm gonna say it's a gift.

1532
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 14: And here's why I am a history buff and I

1533
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,639
Speaker 14: love history. I love learning about all the different eras.

1534
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,759
Speaker 14: And there were so many shipwrecks and when we explore

1535
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 14: the depths of the ocean, we find the shipwrecks, and

1536
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,240
Speaker 14: we learned so much about how humans used to lived.

1537
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:05,640
Speaker 5: Come to show off, but that okay, but that what

1538
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:08,599
Speaker 5: you're describing are is not the depths. It's not the

1539
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:09,559
Speaker 5: Mariana Trench.

1540
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,960
Speaker 15: It's not you're you're describing sort of like the lighter side.

1541
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:18,920
Speaker 3: Right if the la of oceans, if a boat got

1542
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:22,120
Speaker 3: that deep, it was trying to go that deep, it was.

1543
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:31,120
Speaker 6: Well the correct answer gifts. I love that they unexplored

1544
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,759
Speaker 6: depths of the ocean. The mystery, the intrigue, the romance,

1545
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,519
Speaker 6: who knows what's in there? Could be really fun.

1546
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:41,000
Speaker 5: Romance the Romans. How do you know the romance the

1547
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,280
Speaker 5: Heart of the Ocean? I heard the heart of Teffedi? Yeah,

1548
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,080
Speaker 5: I heard about it.

1549
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:47,200
Speaker 12: Do you say Taffedi?

1550
01:23:47,479 --> 01:23:54,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Mahana. But it's just like, what, who are

1551
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:55,599
Speaker 5: you romancing in there?

1552
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:58,880
Speaker 6: We don't know. We gotta bring the.

1553
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,800
Speaker 3: Dice, bring the trick dice. Trying to fuck someone in

1554
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:01,679
Speaker 3: the depth ocean?

1555
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,439
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what if you tricked the.

1556
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:07,880
Speaker 3: Fish in you in the depth of the ocean and

1557
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:15,640
Speaker 3: I got a screen saver of it. I can't wait, and.

1558
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 6: You completely lost the game.

1559
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:22,639
Speaker 5: But that's an elite group, every single one wrong.

1560
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:25,759
Speaker 6: Claire and Brendan. You kind of just did a wishy

1561
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,840
Speaker 6: washy So that's nothing to be proud of either.

1562
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,719
Speaker 12: Shut up, you Mormon pieces ship.

1563
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:35,840
Speaker 6: It's a yellow mouth. Thank you. Well, I don't we're

1564
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:38,280
Speaker 6: not answering a question. These are they? We had some

1565
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:41,679
Speaker 6: beautiful in depth answers here. We've got some gorgeous gifts.

1566
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:43,880
Speaker 6: I'm we're gonna we're gonna wrap this up. I can't

1567
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 6: drive you. I need to respect your time. I'll go

1568
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,880
Speaker 6: for another hour and a half. Let's see how you feel.

1569
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,960
Speaker 6: I can't I can't in good conscience as someone who

1570
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,439
Speaker 6: will leave a three hour movie an hour and a

1571
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:59,479
Speaker 6: half in. It's a good trick. I'm you gotta try it.

1572
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:02,599
Speaker 6: I can't go over an hour and a half. That's

1573
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,400
Speaker 6: you know. I've everyone the bad ratings that would come

1574
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,920
Speaker 6: in for the podcast. It would crush me. So this

1575
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 6: is we're gonna this is such a sad.

1576
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:12,080
Speaker 8: Way and.

1577
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:17,519
Speaker 12: Trying to land the plane.

1578
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:21,120
Speaker 5: I'm like, are you a kind of announced some.

1579
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,600
Speaker 12: Sort of transitioning into an.

1580
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,760
Speaker 3: He's the guy who on the plane?

1581
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:30,840
Speaker 6: You're gonna answer one listener question. We'll answer a quick

1582
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:38,160
Speaker 6: Oh good, Okay, let's get into the doc. Okay, okay,

1583
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:41,400
Speaker 6: this is a good this is a good question, and

1584
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:44,360
Speaker 6: we don't know who it's from. Okay, hello Bridger and

1585
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:49,400
Speaker 6: Conniving guest, this I mean the rudeness? Ah, I twenty

1586
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:52,759
Speaker 6: nine female cannot stop thinking about and missing my ex.

1587
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:55,479
Speaker 6: It's driving me crazy. How can I move on and

1588
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:59,280
Speaker 6: get over him? And to not put a name? This

1589
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,519
Speaker 6: is a dangerous email.

1590
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:02,639
Speaker 3: Is this person here?

1591
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:06,120
Speaker 6: Uh no, well, we don't know. Suddenly there's like a

1592
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:07,519
Speaker 6: target on my head.

1593
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:11,200
Speaker 12: Sort of a universal feeling.

1594
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,120
Speaker 6: Let's how do we help this person who is a

1595
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:19,400
Speaker 6: danger to themselves and another person.

1596
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,080
Speaker 5: I mean, according to you, they should go to the

1597
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:25,000
Speaker 5: depths of the ocean.

1598
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 6: If they're a billionaire. If they're a billionaire, send them

1599
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,439
Speaker 6: down and see what happens.

1600
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,479
Speaker 3: Uh did they say how long it had been?

1601
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:33,760
Speaker 6: No, they didn't give enough. They didn't get you know,

1602
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,960
Speaker 6: they were tight with the email. They didn't have a

1603
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:40,840
Speaker 6: lot to spend on this email. So oh, it felt

1604
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:41,960
Speaker 6: like you were going to say something.

1605
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:44,559
Speaker 14: I kind of feel like I have this philosophy. It's

1606
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:48,360
Speaker 14: called let you, And basically it's like, if you are

1607
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:50,400
Speaker 14: fixated on your ax, let you.

1608
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 12: Be, yeh, let you be. What's the worst that could happen?

1609
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:56,439
Speaker 14: You think about them forever, and then you don't meet

1610
01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:57,160
Speaker 14: somebody new.

1611
01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,920
Speaker 12: Let you let you?

1612
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,120
Speaker 5: I would agree. I would let yourself wallow and like

1613
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:07,040
Speaker 5: really do the deep dive on Insta, like do all

1614
01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:09,280
Speaker 5: the stuff that you know is bad, like get there,

1615
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:11,320
Speaker 5: be depressed, go dog.

1616
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:12,200
Speaker 6: I still do.

1617
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:14,599
Speaker 12: I still do check ups on my eyes.

1618
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:17,439
Speaker 15: I would say, you put in a like.

1619
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:19,719
Speaker 5: An event, you put in an alarm into your phone

1620
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:21,880
Speaker 5: a week, three days? What have you?

1621
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,839
Speaker 15: And you fucking when a ding ding dings?

1622
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:25,639
Speaker 6: You're done?

1623
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:28,800
Speaker 5: I just I would say that, like truly, Like there's

1624
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,360
Speaker 5: something about crossing me off on.

1625
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:35,560
Speaker 15: A task list that is so erotic that I think.

1626
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:38,160
Speaker 6: That.

1627
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:41,799
Speaker 5: I think, like, yeah, I'm.

1628
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,439
Speaker 3: Trying to figure out how I would set an alarm

1629
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:46,200
Speaker 3: on my phone for a week from today.

1630
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:47,840
Speaker 5: You put it in your g COL Honey, what are

1631
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:48,479
Speaker 5: you worry about?

1632
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 3: I'm young and stupid. I have my iPhone alarm and

1633
01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:54,519
Speaker 3: that's all I have is my calendar.

1634
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:57,679
Speaker 6: But then the alarm will go off, Yes, of course,

1635
01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,400
Speaker 6: like ding dings. How are you doing this? Pot? Guess

1636
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:06,120
Speaker 6: everyone wants to know. It's a good question.

1637
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,680
Speaker 5: If you're not using gCO. But yeah, I think you

1638
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,040
Speaker 5: have to allow yourself like a week whatever. For everyone,

1639
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,639
Speaker 5: it's a little different. Yeah, but I think that allowing

1640
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,519
Speaker 5: yourself to just be as gross as possible.

1641
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have heard that that's a good method to

1642
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 3: purge it out.

1643
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:17,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1644
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,800
Speaker 3: Also, you could find somebody new to obsess over, and

1645
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,760
Speaker 3: somebody else find a new target the x before this one.

1646
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,559
Speaker 6: Oh that's a cherry move. I'm back.

1647
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:33,120
Speaker 12: She's thinking I'm bad.

1648
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:36,400
Speaker 6: Thinking about ya.

1649
01:28:36,479 --> 01:28:38,200
Speaker 5: I mean, you guys know this right, Like on your

1650
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:40,479
Speaker 5: Instagram stories, when you start clocking that stuff, you're like, oh,

1651
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:43,720
Speaker 5: something happened when you see like an old axe like

1652
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:45,640
Speaker 5: kind of like popping up again. And you know what

1653
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:47,800
Speaker 5: I mean, You're like, oh, something happened and I love it.

1654
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,439
Speaker 12: What do you mean like somebody's dead? What do you mean.

1655
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,280
Speaker 3: They logged into his Instagram to see who he knows.

1656
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,519
Speaker 5: No, it's just like either they broke up, like he's

1657
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:00,759
Speaker 5: fallen on hard times, you know, like I that's a job,

1658
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:06,320
Speaker 5: Like something's that going good? And he's returned to look

1659
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:08,320
Speaker 5: at your stories the scene.

1660
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:11,880
Speaker 6: Okay, that seems right. Yeah, it seems to engage with

1661
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:13,280
Speaker 6: your content. That's good.

1662
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:15,719
Speaker 5: It's just it is. Yeah, there's something about that feels

1663
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:16,719
Speaker 5: really good though.

1664
01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:18,280
Speaker 3: To you it feels good.

1665
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:20,280
Speaker 5: No, but like if you ever want to wound up

1666
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:23,480
Speaker 5: on like the they're like mother in law's like Instagram

1667
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:24,400
Speaker 5: page or whatever.

1668
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure no, especially if they're old.

1669
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:31,520
Speaker 5: They don't know how to make it private.

1670
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:36,600
Speaker 6: Andie this is being recorded, this won't be published. Audience.

1671
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:44,479
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I feel like I feel like they got

1672
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:52,120
Speaker 6: their answer. Get over him, come on psycho on that note. Everybody.

1673
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,880
Speaker 6: I'm so glad you could come here. I'm so thrilled,

1674
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,320
Speaker 6: and I wish there was another way to end a

1675
01:29:56,360 --> 01:30:00,880
Speaker 6: podcasts other than to say it's over, let's just do

1676
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:01,840
Speaker 6: one more question.

1677
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:09,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just being conscious of your feelings.

1678
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:10,120
Speaker 6: That's more physical.

1679
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:13,400
Speaker 12: I'm my next shows not till ten, so I have

1680
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,120
Speaker 12: like a little bit of time. I have one I'm

1681
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,720
Speaker 12: just gonna show at nine thirty, so this will be

1682
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:18,320
Speaker 12: the last one.

1683
01:30:18,439 --> 01:30:20,640
Speaker 6: Okay, this will be the last one, and look at it.

1684
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,439
Speaker 6: He's an advocate for you, and as am I just

1685
01:30:23,479 --> 01:30:26,960
Speaker 6: in a different way, a different way. Okay, this one.

1686
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:29,439
Speaker 6: This is more gift oriented, and this is says I

1687
01:30:29,479 --> 01:30:31,919
Speaker 6: am a dog groomer and like to give my clients

1688
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:34,840
Speaker 6: small gifts during the holidays. I'm giving you and I

1689
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:37,960
Speaker 6: and guest and producer on Lisa's not here Onalas doesn't

1690
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:40,439
Speaker 6: get to help head start at brainstorming. Okay, so this

1691
01:30:40,479 --> 01:30:43,120
Speaker 6: person is lazy. I usually do a small ornament with

1692
01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 6: a pick of their dog and a card. I feel

1693
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,400
Speaker 6: like the pick of a dog gift is getting redundant.

1694
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:50,720
Speaker 6: So I've seen groomers do own other copying people. So

1695
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:53,240
Speaker 6: I've seen groomers do nose print or paw ornaments. Do

1696
01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,360
Speaker 6: you have any new and fun ideas for gifts for

1697
01:30:55,439 --> 01:30:58,960
Speaker 6: your specific that are specific to your love pet. Thank you,

1698
01:30:59,000 --> 01:30:59,439
Speaker 6: and that's from E.

1699
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:04,120
Speaker 14: Yeah, we should have ended the show about that.

1700
01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:05,599
Speaker 6: I got an absolute Now we're.

1701
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:09,280
Speaker 14: Just giving advice to a small business owner. The tariffs

1702
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:12,639
Speaker 14: are gonna kill you mean order the soap.

1703
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:19,679
Speaker 6: Now, this person is what are we supposed to say?

1704
01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:21,519
Speaker 6: Those are all of the dog and pet things you

1705
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:24,000
Speaker 6: could possibly I mean they are collecting the dog's fur

1706
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:25,360
Speaker 6: around the place.

1707
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,560
Speaker 5: And what do you want them to do with that?

1708
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:31,920
Speaker 6: Stick with me that it's all in the drain collecting.

1709
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:35,600
Speaker 6: We're creating a gorgeous little personalized This is all the

1710
01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:37,759
Speaker 6: dog here I collected over the year of your dog.

1711
01:31:38,120 --> 01:31:42,960
Speaker 6: There we go, we clap. We're excited about this idea.

1712
01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:46,240
Speaker 14: Thank you all so much for coming to Bridges little

1713
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 14: showgo so gross.

1714
01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:55,120
Speaker 6: Do you have any ideas, like you have a single

1715
01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:57,400
Speaker 6: I didn't hear a single idea I know.

1716
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:02,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is like, this is what I

1717
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:04,360
Speaker 3: always would to wish for on Christmas, that you would

1718
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:06,479
Speaker 3: come home and they'd be like, Santa left one more gift.

1719
01:32:07,640 --> 01:32:09,200
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're Santa.

1720
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:13,679
Speaker 6: Santa came back. Okay, okay, oh let's see this is great. Okay,

1721
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:20,600
Speaker 6: this is how did this get on St. Okay, this

1722
01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:23,240
Speaker 6: is oh sweetness. Anyone who struggles with you becoming your

1723
01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:25,120
Speaker 6: best self shouldn't get a front row seat to your

1724
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:29,680
Speaker 6: glorious show. Oh oh so I'm not. I hope we're

1725
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:35,000
Speaker 6: all hearing this. This says Bridger. I don't struggle with

1726
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:37,160
Speaker 6: you becoming your best self, which is why I'm front

1727
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 6: row for your glorious show. Oh I'm sorry about the gift,

1728
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:43,240
Speaker 6: but it's for your green bag. Oh no, this is

1729
01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:46,519
Speaker 6: a big controversy you three won't know about, but I

1730
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:51,040
Speaker 6: refuse to learn. Yeah, I'm being gas lit by in

1731
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,720
Speaker 6: my entire audience about the color of a bag, which

1732
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:57,280
Speaker 6: is green. I'm sorry about the gift, but it's for

1733
01:32:57,360 --> 01:32:59,679
Speaker 6: your green bag. No need to worry about a leaky

1734
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,240
Speaker 6: bought from Rachel. So let's see what's happening here.

1735
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:04,000
Speaker 3: I can't believe that.

1736
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:19,400
Speaker 6: Ooh, look at all of this hot sauce. This is

1737
01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:23,080
Speaker 6: probably fifty packs of chilula, which.

1738
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:27,639
Speaker 7: Hey, wow, if you have a bag and you don't

1739
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:30,040
Speaker 7: have hot sauce in it, why do you have a bag?

1740
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:34,280
Speaker 6: It was what a lovely gift. Thank you, Rachel, wherever

1741
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,840
Speaker 6: you are. Oh God, bless Now I've got all my

1742
01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:41,400
Speaker 6: hot sauce. I wish I should have brought the bag.

1743
01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:44,240
Speaker 6: I should have brought the bag. What a shame? Wait

1744
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:44,800
Speaker 6: did I bring you?

1745
01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:46,160
Speaker 12: Throw that on some of the chicken?

1746
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:49,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't bring the bag.

1747
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,160
Speaker 5: I'll make it wetter.

1748
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:55,960
Speaker 6: This is the end of the podcast.

1749
01:33:57,320 --> 01:33:58,320
Speaker 5: I love you all.

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01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:09,960
Speaker 6: Goodbye, Thank you all, thank you, thank you. I said,

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01:34:09,960 --> 01:34:14,040
Speaker 6: no Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer

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01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:17,360
Speaker 6: is on Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed

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01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:21,080
Speaker 6: by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker

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01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:23,839
Speaker 6: Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,

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Speaker 6: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at

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01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:29,800
Speaker 6: I said no gifts, that's where you're going to see

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01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,800
Speaker 6: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

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01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:35,439
Speaker 6: you want to see the gifts line?

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Speaker 5: Why did you hear? Gonta man?

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01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:44,360
Speaker 4: Myself perfectly clear, But you're a guest to me.

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Speaker 5: You gotta come to me empty And I said, no guests, your.

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Speaker 3: Presences presents and I already too much.

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Speaker 5: Stop So how do

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Speaker 3: You dare to surbey me?