Speaker 1: The Princess of South Beach is available in English and
Speaker 1: in Spanish. This is the English episode Fantastica Sola Princess
Speaker 1: South Beach, previously on the Princess of South Beach. Poor
Speaker 1: little orphan Maria del Carmen has woken up in the
Speaker 1: home of the model and influencer Gloria Calderon. That's me,
Speaker 1: after the tragic accident that led to my death. Oh,
Speaker 1: of course, no one knew we were identical twins, so
Speaker 1: she's got everyone fooled. She met my boyfriend Raoul and
Speaker 1: my parents, the richest couple in Florida, And just when
Speaker 1: she thought this fairytale life was hers to keep, she
Speaker 1: discovered a mysterious letter in my diary. That's said, Gloria,
Speaker 1: if you're reading this letter, you need to know that
Speaker 1: your whole life has been a lie a us mia.
Speaker 1: What does this mean? Maybe I shouldn't be reading this,
Speaker 1: or should I? Glodia, I know that Gladia. Doctor Nidalgo
Speaker 1: wasn't century, But don't worry. I got doctor Constantina to
Speaker 1: come and um, the doctor see, I just need a
Speaker 1: few minutes. Okay, okay, but hurry up. You know how
Speaker 1: he is? Yes, I know how he is. Of course
Speaker 1: I do not the hell am I doing. There's no
Speaker 1: way I can pull this off. I should just tell
Speaker 1: the truth about who I really am. But then I'll
Speaker 1: never find out how I ended up at that orphanage
Speaker 1: slash convent or or what's in these letters? What should
Speaker 1: I do? Why am I monologuing to myself? I'm already,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Come in, Oh glory, Gloria, my little cookie
Speaker 1: muffin pie. What are we gonna do with you? I'm
Speaker 1: good morning, you know, sweetheart. Normally I don't do house calls,
Speaker 1: but hey, those term work and charcoal colomb don't pay
Speaker 1: for themselves. What No, alright, let's take a look. M no, no,
Speaker 1: you look terriblazed, I mean, totally unscathed from the accident.
Speaker 1: But we need to schedule you for a chemical peel.
Speaker 1: Those pores are a travesty. Here come the chemical peel police,
Speaker 1: gonna arrest you. I don't move now, listen, open up,
Speaker 1: open up and say ah with me. Uh wait, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I could have sworn you had your tonsils removed anyway.
Speaker 1: How you've been feeling nausea, dizziness, temporary amnesia. You get
Speaker 1: your period? Yeah, I definitely had that. Hey, what on
Speaker 1: earth is going on with these ears? We have them
Speaker 1: tucked back when you were like twelve. You look like
Speaker 1: I don't know, dumbo. Um, I had an ear growth spurt. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Anyway, something is not okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. I okay, doctor, I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you the truth. The truth the tea bringing on. Sister.
Speaker 1: I am not Gloria. I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 1: My name is Maria de Garman, and I grew up
Speaker 1: in a convent not too far from here. I left
Speaker 1: because I wanted to explore the world, and so I
Speaker 1: came to South Beach and I was working as a
Speaker 1: lifeguard when I suddenly saw a boat crash into a
Speaker 1: huge rock, and I tried to save the driver. But
Speaker 1: when I looked at the driver, it was me. Except
Speaker 1: it wasn't me. It was my twin, which I didn't
Speaker 1: even know I had, and I couldn't save her. And
Speaker 1: when I came out of the water, everyone thought I
Speaker 1: was Gloria. And now I'm here crying. Wait, delightful, Oh Gloria,
Speaker 1: how do you come up with these things? I wondered,
Speaker 1: what well, you've always loved those Taylor novellas. You had
Speaker 1: a convent working as a lifeguard, No Twins classic. You
Speaker 1: should write it up and send it to Hollywood. Oh
Speaker 1: you know what, I would add an attractive doctor friend
Speaker 1: who she tells all her secrets to. All right, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you to rest, but I expect to
Speaker 1: see you in my office for that chemical peel asap,
Speaker 1: cupiche Luisa. Gloria is doing okay, but we need to
Speaker 1: take her recovery more seriously. With the amnesia and oh
Speaker 1: the pores. No, this is serious. She needs more treatment.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Should we take it to the hospital hospital? No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the spa. But like yesterday, m nice try little Cis.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're stuck in a glamorous life for now. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: across town, A Stavan is enjoying a little time with
Speaker 1: the boys. Just your retirement, mayor, thank you. I had
Speaker 1: a good run, but now I'm looking forward to some rest.
Speaker 1: Living under public scrutiny all the time is absolutely exhausting.
Speaker 1: You know. Look, I'd imagine that owning all those yachts
Speaker 1: and a private island and Dubai makes up for it.
Speaker 1: Oh well, absolutely, yeah. Don't forget about all those gorgeous
Speaker 1: ladies you met while doing your rounds across they met me.
Speaker 1: I just stood there. What do you mean not sure?
Speaker 1: The mayor is a happily married man. I have never
Speaker 1: met anyone more faithful in my life. Well, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you cross state lines, then it's no longer considered cheating. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: I think a lawyer friend told me that one lawyers. No,
Speaker 1: you don't, but in all honesty, it's always a pleasure
Speaker 1: to seize you. Mister Mayer. I wanted to ask, did
Speaker 1: you manage to get that permit on those lands we
Speaker 1: talked about? I tried, but nowadays getting anything done is
Speaker 1: so impossible. Liberals stuff the armpit, hairy women, liberals, the
Speaker 1: snowflake vegetarian. You know who they are. They don't let
Speaker 1: us do anything. They're always crying about some endangered fish,
Speaker 1: some little pumpkin that didn't get its nutrition, a clouded
Speaker 1: Oh listen, what do you expect? These are the same
Speaker 1: people who constantly undermine our Christian values. Agmen, exactly, Well,
Speaker 1: I certainly do hope that the next mayor has what
Speaker 1: it takes to go toe to toe with Alicia Mendouca.
Speaker 1: I hear she's gunning from my spot. A liberal woman
Speaker 1: mayor or followard what's next? Universal healthcare and gulags? This
Speaker 1: is communism. Ah. Well, we're sad to see you go,
Speaker 1: but but you know, cheers to your retirement. Scheers everyone,
Speaker 1: I know that cheers. Saloo, that's fresh, that's fresh. Hey, oh,
Speaker 1: step on, nacho. I hope to see you soon on
Speaker 1: the golf course. Hey, maybe I'll have a couple of
Speaker 1: lady friends you take along so we can all have
Speaker 1: some good old fashioned fun. Yeah, bring about that. You
Speaker 1: catch my drift? I hope you do. I was just
Speaker 1: being very explicit. No, no, I remember that time on
Speaker 1: that golf card. Do you remember that atter? Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: I barely remember that. Actually, all right, gentlemen, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Were you they? Hey, say say say hi
Speaker 1: to your wife. I'm not seeing her tonight, But gentlemen,
Speaker 1: it's great seeing you. Oh yeah. With him gone, we
Speaker 1: have to make sure that we have the same close
Speaker 1: relationship with the next mayor. I mean Alicia maindish Alicia
Speaker 1: maindais no no, no, no no, that would be a disaster.
Speaker 1: No no, no, stay one. Listen to me. What if
Speaker 1: we make sure Alicia never wins? What do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What if we could guarantee that the next mayor shares
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of our agenda and we won't have
Speaker 1: to wait on on his or her authorization for anything?
Speaker 1: That would mean that would mean that we could skip
Speaker 1: all that bureaucratic mumbo jumbo to get our hands on
Speaker 1: those lands we want. But how would we even go
Speaker 1: about finding someone like that? You're looking at him, m
Speaker 1: you mean you? No, No is the one. No, You're
Speaker 1: standing in front of a mirror. I mean you na? Nacho?
Speaker 1: Do you think do you think the time has finally come?
Speaker 1: You think I should run for Mayor's the one? I
Speaker 1: can't imagine a better qualified candidate mayor? God that all
Speaker 1: it has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Hmm?
Speaker 1: Looks like Nacho and Poppy are having a little political epiphany.
Speaker 1: Let's see how Maria del Garman is doing in her
Speaker 1: SPA day ou out shoe bye. Wow, that feels incredible.
Speaker 1: Dah this there's nothing a few mimoses and a time massage.
Speaker 1: Cat face this, this is amazing. Two lobsters with lemon
Speaker 1: her butter madam, I've always wanted to try lobster. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about, Glaudia. You've been eating lobster since
Speaker 1: you were three months old, right. What I meant was,
Speaker 1: I've never tried lobster made by this chef at this
Speaker 1: time after a massage on a Tuesday, Ah, gladle. You
Speaker 1: know you always did have a refined palette, even as
Speaker 1: a child. What um, what else do you remember from
Speaker 1: my childhood? It was the best time, before the paparazzi,
Speaker 1: before the scandals. Before you were such a happy little girl,
Speaker 1: and we made sure you had everything you could possibly want. Dresses, toys, parties.
Speaker 1: Oh remember how much you loved writing your pony. Jesus,
Speaker 1: I had a pony. You know. It took a long
Speaker 1: time for your father and me to have you. It
Speaker 1: wasn't easy. I always wanted a big family full of children,
Speaker 1: but having you was more than enough. You are the
Speaker 1: best thing that's ever happened to me, Gloria. I never
Speaker 1: thought i'd hear you say that, mom. See see what
Speaker 1: a nice little moment. The orphan who finally receives the
Speaker 1: love of a caring mother. Blah blah blah. But nobody
Speaker 1: stops to think about me and my feelings. Do you
Speaker 1: know how hard it is to watch them eat lobster
Speaker 1: and get massages after the whole dying thing. My back
Speaker 1: is killing me. Good afternoon, Senorita. Gloria, you look relaxed.
Speaker 1: How was the spy incredible? Lest They gave me a
Speaker 1: massage where a woman walked on my back and then
Speaker 1: we ate lobster and my mom told me about the ponies?
Speaker 1: Do we still have those? No? No, there was an incident.
Speaker 1: Oh anyway, I'm very glad you had a good time. Boy. No,
Speaker 1: I'll leave you so you can get some rest. I
Speaker 1: cleaned up your room and left your diary on your bed, right,
Speaker 1: the diary with the letters hios, please be a normal
Speaker 1: letter in a normal diary filled with normal things. Dear Gloria,
Speaker 1: I hope you're doing well and are still receiving my letters.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine how many have failed to reach
Speaker 1: your hands. But if you're reading this, then you need
Speaker 1: to know that your entire life has been a Why what, Gloria.
Speaker 1: I know this is hard to believe, but the people
Speaker 1: who raised you are murderers. You're not a calderon. You're
Speaker 1: my daughter. Oh come on, sorry, Little Ciss looks like
Speaker 1: your fairytale life only lasted one day. If you're enjoying
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