WEBVTT - Why Am I a Lunatic? 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:06.600 I saw us on the side. What's up. It's GONDI 0:00:06.800 --> 0:00:08.039 with my girl Diamond Hitter. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:08.600 Hi. 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.120 So right before I hit record on this, you called 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:14.840 me a lunatic, which I have to say. I think 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.880 I hear from you three or four times a day. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:19.880 I called you a lunatic twice today? 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:23.520 Yes, sure, today, at least twice. Nope, thrice because you 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.759 called me that right before he started. You called me 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:28.160 that when I left a message for Andrew on that phone. Okay, 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:29.840 you called me that when I was having a conversation 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:30.560 with Charlemagne. 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:30.880 Yep. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.600 So that's three for today, and that's just what I 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:34.200 can remember. 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:36.720 Yeah, absolutely, not counting the amount of times I say 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.519 it in my head. Because you are a lunatic. 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:44.240 Describe in your definition what a lunatic is and why 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:45.280 I am a lunatic. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:49.080 Let's talk about me, crazy and unhinged person. That's exactly 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:50.360 what it is. You are unhinged. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:54.560 You think I'm unhinged. I think I'm so hinged. Wait, 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:56.279 what's unhinged about you? 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:56.720 Yeah? 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:57.920 Say say it now. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:01.720 Say that you want to argue with people about this studio. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:03.240 I'm not gonna argue. I'm gonna take it. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.440 Oh you see lunatic behavior. I'm just gonna take it. 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:06.800 Right. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:10.640 What are we in fourteen fifty whatever when Columbus came 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:11.840 here and just took the land. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.200 I don't know if you've been realizing the way things 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.720 are playing out recently, well, but I'm jumping on board. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:16.240 It's mine. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:20.440 I want it is another thing. That's another thing. You're 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:23.920 a lunatic, You, Charlemagne, anyone else who just thinks that 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.919 the world is just gonna burn and we're gonna be okay. 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:31.640 You know, sometimes you need fire to start regrowth. We 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.600 learned this when we took our trip off the Grid 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:37.280 and they were talking about how sometimes the fire in 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.400 these giant woods where the sequoras are actually is what 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.319 opens up the seed for new growth. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.360 Right, burn it down, baby, Right, we're talking about trees. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.200 We're not talking about its metaphor. We're not talking about 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:52.360 the fucking economy and that people are literally, I don't 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.240 want to laugh at this part, going to die. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.480 Yes, Okay, revolution, baby, If there is no revolution, things 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.040 are going to stay the way that they are right now. Sure, 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.160 revolution doesn't have to be bloody, it doesn't have to 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.200 be violent. I come from a line of revolutionaries who 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.960 were peaceful one of them. The rest of my family 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:14.520 is a little crazy, but he was able to accomplish 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.120 what he wanted to accomplish via peace. Maybe, just maybe 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.919 we can do that and if not, let it all burn. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:25.240 You think, Listen, there is no piece that's coming to 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.760 us right now. I just don't think. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:30.680 So it's a defeatst attitude. You never know. It has 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:35.239 to happen. Listen, another side thought the same thing and 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.160 they're acting on it. 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.519 So they're lunatic. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:43.720 Absolutely, But you cannot meet lunacy with calm cool heads. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.640 You have to meet lunacy with lunacy. You have to 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:50.720 meet intolerance with intolerance. You cannot meet intolerance with tolerance 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:53.239 because you're going to get trucked. That's how it works. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.000 I'm just saying we are in the worst of times. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.040 Remember I used to say that in like twenty twenty one. 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:59.880 I was like, we're actually in the worst of times. No, 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:03.840 we are currently and then just you know what asking 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.799 you shall receive. I've been saying we're in the worst 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.040 of times. Now they're finally here. I'm done. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.360 We need to start manifesting for better, for positivity. We 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.280 got to think about the things that we want to happen. 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:14.920 We have to think about the things where we can 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.760 actually affect change and not just yell at this guy 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.919 and be mad about things like, let's start doing things. 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:23.880 And I'm not saying Luigi MAANNGIONI stand outside of parking garages, 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.079 outside our building. That is not what I'm saying. I'm 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.680 saying there's a lot that can be done. Still, there 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.120 are local elections that happen all the time. There are 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.480 little elections that happen throughout the year that aren't so little. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:36.000 And you learn this when it's too late. But go 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.560 out and vote every time you can vote. Go out 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:38.080 and vote. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.240 There's a special election coming up. I think April first. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:45.360 New York is one of the states where this election 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:46.920 is being held. I don't know which district. 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:49.600 Florida is also, and there's some pretty serious stuff up 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:50.040 in Florida. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.040 Yeah, so Florida. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.400 If you're listening, hello, get out and vote. You're not 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:56.520 happy change things. At the very least the people who 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.880 say your vote doesn't matter sometimes I feel that way too. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.960 But at the very least you know that you did 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:05.080 what you could. You can't say, well, I wish I 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:07.480 would have voted well, you should have voted. Maybe it'll 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.120 make a difference, maybe it won't, but at least you 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:09.800 know you did your part. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:10.160 Yeah. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.920 So she called me a lunatic because I'm taking over 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.040 at the studio. Yep, we're gonna call it the Studio 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:18.599 of Gandhi. Okay, you should, it is like it. I 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.240 know I should. I should put a sign out there. 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.560 It would stress everybody out so bad. You call me 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:24.440 a lunatic for that. I'm not a lunatic. I spend 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.560 more time in the studio I think than everybody else does. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.120 I keep it clean. I don't leave my crap around 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:32.000 like everyone else leaves their crap around. It's closest to 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:35.599 our Z one hundred studios. I'm contributing a lot to 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.800 the big show that I do in here because I 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:41.200 have to use some type of stupid software audio program 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.919 to get things done. It's all right here. So this 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:47.080 I declare the Golf of Gandhi. That's how, that's how 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:47.520 it can work. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.279 Now, please, can we get a sign and put that on? 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:52.360 That is a ten out of ten? I need that? 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:53.280 Okay done? 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:56.200 Uh. She then called me a lunatic because Andrew brought 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:59.120 in this dumb ass little phone. It's actually not that 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.360 Done's kind of cool. You pick it up and you 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.080 can leave people basically a FaceTime message. 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:04.440 Yep. 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:07.719 So there's a camera. We leave messages, so when celebrities 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.880 come in, Andrew wants to have celebrities leave us all messages. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.480 But that phone can be accessed by anybody at any time. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:18.120 So I leave some messages myself. Usually it's just me 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.320 smacking the camera and telling Andrew to fuck off. I 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.360 think he's gonna chuckle when he sees these things. 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:24.120 I don't think so. I think he's gonna say, yep, 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:25.800 crazy please. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.520 He is dramatic, and so are you. And then you 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.440 called me unhinged because I said I agreed with Charlemagne. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.320 Civil unrest leads to revolution. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:35.320 Mm hmm. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:37.839 Let's talk about you and why you're a lunatic. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.839 H let's do it. I know why I'm allunin. Why 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.880 because I have so much anxiety balled up in me 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.799 that I just like scream in random at random times, 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:50.360 or I'm like, I get jittery and it manifests in 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.599 like me jumping around from thing to thing, and so 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.839 I look very erratic sometimes I know that. 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.640 Oh, I have said this before talking to you is 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.120 oftentimes not when we're doing the pot guess, but if 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.839 you're just having a conversation with you, it is like 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:05.279 talking to someone with Tourette's yep, because in the middle 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.719 of it, you'll just run and be like, oh my god, yep, 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.400 or chuckle about something that I think you thought of 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.320 only in your head and has nothing to do with 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:14.880 the conversation at hand. I'll be like, what are you 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.279 talking about? And you're like, well, yesterday on the Hells was. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:21.120 House. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.080 Let's talk about why everyone else is a lunatic? 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:24.960 Oh? Like, who? 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.479 No, I actually I don't think anyone's really a lunatic. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:29.520 But if you had to pick the craziest person, the 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.960 biggest lunatic of all of us on the show and 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.160 off the show our team, who do you think is 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:36.000 the craziest one? 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:40.679 It's a toss up between Scotty and Scary and maybe 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.400 even Elvis. 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.919 Honestly I think Elvis, yeah, because Scotty and Scary like 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:46.080 they can be contained. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.080 You don't think Elvis can be contained, as. 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:51.800 Cannot be contained, not if he doesn't want to be. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:55.839 When he wants to get something done, he will plow 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:57.880 right through it. It doesn't matter, because here's the thing, this 0:06:58.000 --> 0:06:59.960 is what is the point of having funck you want 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.240 if you never say fuck you, that man will say 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:02.640 fuck you. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:07.599 Oh. It's seeing him like lose his shit is one 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.720 of the best things I think I've ever seen in 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.920 my life. And you know what's best seeing it through 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.480 the glass, oh, because I can't hear anything, so I 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.320 just see him losing his shit, and I'm like, yes, 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.960 I don't know who did something, but they deserve it. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.760 Do it again, do it again one day. This was 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.600 years ago, like it was probably like my first summer here. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:35.920 He like kicked a garbage can. Oh, it was so good, 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:37.920 so good. I love it. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:42.000 Work meltdowns are great around here. Work meltdowns are great 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:45.040 because it's always about something that really in the grand 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.880 scheme of whatever's going on, minus like the board catching 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:51.840 on fire. It's dumb stuff, right, like stupid things. However, 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:54.840 it just sends us into a tizzy. But then when 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.040 you laugh with these people all the time, it's like 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:58.840 your family, right, And when I see one of my 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:00.200 family members losing their shit. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:00.600 I laugh at it. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:03.200 Yeah, I'm the worst. I will not help this situation. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:05.400 I'm probably gonna make it worse. So when I see 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.760 people start losing it, I will always like say some shit, 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:08.560 and Elvis will be like. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.840 Nah, yep, I knew you were gonna do that. It's 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.760 the best. It's the best. Elvis kick in the trash can. 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:17.960 Nate slamming his hands on the table when he's or 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.280 on his desk, when he's like after the show. That's 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:22.360 when he really gets mad. 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.120 Oh yeah, when he comes out to a little bit. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.480 Yeah, when all of you are gone, and then he 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.680 like if somebody said something on air that they shouldn't have, 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.679 and so someone emails him, He's like, ah. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:36.120 And you'll yell an old man, dag dammit, yep, yep, yep. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:41.840 Scotty, who usually loses his shit and then gets quote 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:43.760 unquote injured, so that's good. 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.200 He'll kick a trash can and act like the trash 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.640 can faught him back. Scotty's breakdowns are good. Scary just 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.720 had a breakdown earlier today. It was kind of funny. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.960 So we went to no one's ever gonna know that 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:54.839 this happened. I wish we would have addressed it when 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.120 it happened. We went to play the piece out everybody, 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:59.640 uh uh huh, and we had pre recorded it because 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.520 we were doing a bunch of other things. When he 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.480 went to hit the piece out everybody, it was very 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.760 clearly from two years ago. It was like, oh, it's 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.240 our first day in the studio. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:10.640 I heard them, was like, huh okay. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.240 I texted Diana immediately, because you know, when Scary does 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.480 something that's technically wrong or technologically wrong, whichever one you 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:19.079 would want to call it, he flips out, so he 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:23.320 like froze, what is that? And his initial I said, 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.439 I said, I think we should turn the mics on 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.280 and entrust this because that's really funny. He just dumped 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.240 out of it and pushed the button like it never happened. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.400 So most people I don't think actually anybody would have 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:36.960 heard that that happened. But his response to any emergency 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:40.000 situation is outrageous. He acts like this guy is falling. 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:43.320 He looks around immediately points at people, and I texted Dianna, 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.600 you know this is my first thing. Deanna, please tell 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.080 me you have that footage. Did she? 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:48.600 Oh? Good? 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:50.360 She said she doesn't have the audio. I said, don't 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.839 worry about the audio. I will get that for you because. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:55.959 We're recording that man is off. 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:59.640 Okay, so here's his next question of everybody, who would 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.439 you be most afraid of if they were livid. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:07.360 Because it doesn't happen. Scary, I've never seen Scary angry. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.640 I've seen him like irritated, where he says like, oh 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:14.640 that or whatever, like that pissed me off two years 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.880 ago or something like that. I've never seen him angry 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:17.439 in the moment. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.679 I've seen him angry and it made me laugh again. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.640 He gets mad about things that you and I probably 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:26.160 wouldn't get mad about. Because he does take his job 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:29.040 very seriously. I appreciate that, but if something goes wrong, 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:30.400 he'll flip out about it. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:35.560 Do you remember this was also probably my first summer here? 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:40.840 Didn't you stay there? Was? You remember when Scary and 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:45.280 Greg t used to argue right before every two week vacation, 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:51.440 so it was like summer. Oh my god, that was 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.839 the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Because again, 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.520 behind a glass wall, I feel like I live in 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:00.440 a fish tank, right you guys, I think you're the 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.520 fish tank, but at least you're in there with other people. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.160 I'm by myself and I get to watch and I'm like, huh, 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:08.400 silent movie. This is what's going on. But like they 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.120 got into a screaming match with each other, which I 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.520 found out was very normal for them around that time 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:15.800 of the year, Like they'd always argue about best stuffs. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.319 But it was like very intense. And I remember Sam 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:19.920 was in there and she turned around and looked at 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:23.959 me and was like, hmmm. I'm like, okay. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.559 I think about things around here that we just are like, oh, 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.839 that's normal, that happens, you know, like people kicking trash cans. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.480 I used to work with a guy. He threw a 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.800 printer one day. It just came flying out of the 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.800 little jock lounge area. It was funny. He had requested 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.280 a new printer multiple times. They never gave it to him. 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:41.720 So the last time that paper jam happened, that printer 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:42.600 went flying. 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:43.240 That's sick. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:44.840 It was very funny to me. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.240 Another lunatic thing to do. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.960 Yeah, but I mean just people getting in wars where 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.640 they're yelling at each other in front of other people 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:52.960 and we just don't kind of walk by it like 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:56.360 la la la whatever. This is normal today. This sentence 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:00.640 actually came out of Elvis's mouth, which was I do 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:05.319 not want to explore or expound upon the butthole situation anymore. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:10.840 And I know exactly what you're talking about. The other 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.200 day we had this conversation, and I don't care what 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:14.959 any of them say. I know it to be true 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.480 that if you spread your cheeks when you have to 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:20.640 pass gas, it's silent or quieter. 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.440 I tried it last night. Didn't work. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:23.760 Do you want to know what makes me so happy 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:26.079 about this? I know how many people went home and 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.760 actually tried it. It makes me feel powerful. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.800 I did. I definitely tried it. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:34.040 I googled it. Google says, I'm right, No, yes, no, 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:36.760 it's a here. I actually take a screenshot of this. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:38.920 So it didn't say that it's guaranteed to be silent 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.480 every time. And this is what I think. I think 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.080 maybe people have some things inside them that the gas 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:44.720 is passing over that's making the sound. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:45.400 Oh, here we go. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.800 But it says spreading your cheeks slightly might help produce 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.040 the sound of a fart, it's not guaranteed to make 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.840 it completely silent. The primary factor influencing fart noise is 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:55.840 the pressure. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:58.000 And speed of the gas escaping, which. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:01.319 Is largely controlled by your analost, not just the physical 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:05.720 space between your buttocks. So in my head, maybe you 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:09.599 guys have no control over your sphincters or your anus muscles. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.040 And that's why just right out of there. 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:14.840 Oh no, I have full control, do you? Yes? Because 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.400 and I could tell you this because I almost shit 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:22.200 on myself a few weeks ago on the bus. I 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:24.960 don't know my stomach. I don't know what I ate. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:29.360 I don't know what I did, but my stomach and 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:31.640 my bus takes me. It takes me about an hour 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.680 and a half to get home on the bus. The 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:37.480 entire bus ride, I was clinching for my life. I 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.800 made it all the way home, so my anus muscles 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:41.720 work great. 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:44.400 Yeah, I'm upset that you don't know what you ate 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:47.120 to put you in such a dire situation, because I 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.160 would want to remember that for the rest of my life. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.079 I don't remember, just like I don't remember what gave 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:55.079 me food poisoning. Uh two years ago A two years ago, 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.680 twenty twenty three, the first time I've ever had any 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.840 type of food poisoning. I was down. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.200 You have really bad defense mechanisms. 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:03.240 What do you mean you. 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.960 Need to remember? That's a huge part of surviving is 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.479 remembering the thing that almost. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.800 Killed you, Yeah, I know what I'm allergic to. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.959 Are you still allergic to the same things? Have they yorphed? 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:13.720 I don't know. I haven't been back because I was 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.920 traumatized by the last time I went to the alergis 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:18.520 to spend almost ten years. It's been over ten years. 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:21.040 When you get those allergy tests, though, like a million 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.400 different things will pop and there are different levels of 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:26.120 how allergic you are to something. My fucking mom, man, 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:33.040 every time she eats milk, chocolates, no, she coughs and 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.880 she has like a little bit of that cough forever. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.640 The other day, she's eating chocolate ice cream. She starts 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.000 and she's like, I don't know what's wrong, So I 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.160 do you're allergic to chocolate. We've talked about this one 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.480 hundred times. Oh well, yeah, that's true. I don't care. 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:46.680 She just kept go a part like that. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:51.240 Another level of lunacy, honestly, living life on the edge. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:55.000 My mom is allergic to shellfish and she's still eats shrimp. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:56.680 I'm like, you're crazy. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.520 The shellfish thing is really stressing me out. We talked 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.840 about this bit on the show the other day, or 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.040 maybe it was in the podcast, I don't remember. All 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:08.920 the conversations blurred together. Yeah, my favorite group of food 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:18.520 are shellfish, clams, muscles, scallops, scramps, scallops were a shellfish. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.240 Well, I don't eat them, so I wouldn't really pay 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:21.200 I never paid attention. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.880 But we're all filter feeders, so like they clean the water, 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.200 they do all kinds of stuff. But if you're cleaning 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:30.080 the water, that means you're kind of dirty. It makes 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.920 me so sad because I was like, no. They showed 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.480 this little tank the other day, which I'm sure a 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.360 million people have seen. They had a bunch of oysters 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.240 in it and there was very dirty water, and after 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.400 about an hour and a half, the one with the oysters, 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.040 it was all filtered out. But I didn't go anywhere. 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.120 I just went into the oysters. It's nasty, I know, 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:47.520 and I know that everybody has on this for a 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:49.560 very long time. I've just been trying to be more 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.960 conscious lately about what I'm consuming. And let me tell you, 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:54.960 it's a full time job and being stressed. 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:56.920 Out and you're eating that couldn't be me. 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.760 It's really good that RFK Junior is here to fix 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:01.400 the salt for us. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:03.640 You see how you ruined my day. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:04.840 How did I do that? 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:10.520 It's lunatic? Why because I was laughing. I was having 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:12.840 a good time. I'm sorry, and then you brought me 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:13.760 back to reality. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.600 Yeah. I just wanted to pull up that scallops or shellfish. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:17.360 There they are in there. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.720 That's how they like, that's what they look like in 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.480 the water. Yeah. Oh shit, I didn't know that. Yeah. 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.240 I thought they were just little round, little bouncy thingies, 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:29.760 chewy thingies, bouncy chewy thing I don't I don't know. 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.440 Maybe it's the texture. I didn't like seafood that much 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.320 before I found out I was allergic too. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.040 So you're allergic to all seafood. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.600 No, but I it all together. I get it all together. 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.440 Daniel says the same thing. She's like, I'm allergic to 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:42.720 anything from the ocean. Man, that's not how that works. 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:45.800 No, So one day I guess you could be allergic 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:47.880 to salt water. Anyway, go ahead. One day I had 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:52.040 uh fish and my mouth started to swell and feel funny, 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:54.600 and I was like, oh, absolutely not never having fish again. 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.400 And then a week later I had shrimp. Same thing. 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.280 So I was like, oh, I think I'm allergic honestly, now, 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:02.920 that I'm looking back on it. It may have been 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.400 when it was fried in because I'm alertic to oils. 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:18.800 But you know whatever, I'm so hungry right now. Same damn, 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.120 what are you gonna eat for lunch? I think can 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.320 have getten a three pointer from Chipotle. 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:24.600 I kind of want Indian food. 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.520 Wow, you know, I don't think I've ever had real 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:28.120 Indian food. 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:29.440 I have brought you the beery. 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:33.320 Oh that was so good. Wow. Yeah, no, that was good. 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:35.159 I was really happy that you guys all liked it 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:37.560