Speaker 1: Second date up today. You know, I honestly wasn't sure
Speaker 1: if this was a second date update or a misconnection,
Speaker 1: because apparently these two have cross paths more than once
Speaker 1: in the past. Oh cool wow. Which just goes to
Speaker 1: show you either one it was meant to be yes
Speaker 1: or two. When you're in the single scene for a while,
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep running into the same desperate people over
Speaker 1: and over until you settle. We'll find out which one
Speaker 1: it is when we talk to Caitlin, who emailed us
Speaker 1: for some help today. Caitlin, welcome to the show. Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Okay? How are you doing good?
Speaker 1: So tell us about the guy that you want us
Speaker 1: to call today. What's his name? Oh gosh, his name
Speaker 1: is Chase and we met online. Yeah it is ironic,
Speaker 1: all right. So you met him online? And when you
Speaker 1: say you met him, are you talking about the first
Speaker 1: time you guys met, because Jeffrey said that you kept
Speaker 1: running into each other. Wells, so okay, So that's kind
Speaker 1: of a weird thing. He kind of threw me when
Speaker 1: we were chatting and his like opening line is, hey
Speaker 1: remember me, we were matched like a year ago, and
Speaker 1: then you just blew me off. Oh, you ghosted him. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I can't even remember, but I do get matched with
Speaker 1: a lot of people, and so maybe he just flipped
Speaker 1: through the crack. Oh yeah, I got lost in the
Speaker 1: fold of hundreds and hundreds of matches that are coming
Speaker 1: after you. It almost seems like kind of passive aggressive,
Speaker 1: like remember me, you blew me off? Yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been holding on just some grudge for a long time.
Speaker 1: But you didn't take it that way. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like mysterious and everything, but I
Speaker 1: but I did. I felt crappy about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you know, oh my gosh, he was
Speaker 1: hot and I blew him off? What was I? Thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So did you end up meeting up? We did. He
Speaker 1: took me to like a really super fancy restaurant and
Speaker 1: it was amazing. I mean, like, for a minute we
Speaker 1: walked in, like a lot of people seemed to recognize him,
Speaker 1: The host seemed delay, oh hey, you know, in greeting him,
Speaker 1: and then and like a server came up to him
Speaker 1: and I was like, I couldn't quite overhear everything, but
Speaker 1: something about like Barbados, and then I could warn I
Speaker 1: heard him say something about like sports illustrated, shoot what like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is he famous? I don't think so, but he's obviously
Speaker 1: someone super important. Is there a famous Chase Chase? Utly?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He hasn't been around in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't think. I don't know. What does he do
Speaker 1: for work? Is he a photographer? You know? He was
Speaker 1: like a bit vague about it. He sounds like into
Speaker 1: investments and mean something illegal. Yeah. Actually that's smart because
Speaker 1: he can say anything. If he says investments, I gets
Speaker 1: get confused and believe him. Yeah, yeah, investments. Okay, sounds
Speaker 1: wealthy exactly. It's like when I don't want to tell
Speaker 1: people I'm in radio and I just say I've been marketing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody has any questions and some reason. So okay. So
Speaker 1: and once you got seated, how did dinner go? It
Speaker 1: was great. We we have really fantastic food and great conversation.
Speaker 1: Checked him out and kissed him on the mouth. People
Speaker 1: were signing asking for autographs. It wasn't quite that crazy,
Speaker 1: but he definitely got some attention. And the thing is
Speaker 1: he was kind of like cry about it. Like I
Speaker 1: try to ask him questions and he just didn't seem
Speaker 1: that interested in talking about how fabulous he was. I
Speaker 1: are secretive because yeah, I know, I kind of I
Speaker 1: have to have this guy's back because even though we're
Speaker 1: not that cool because I'm famous, it's like ask us
Speaker 1: about our jobs. You know, you're like, it's it's radio
Speaker 1: is cool, it's fun, you know, like when I want
Speaker 1: to talk about it and delve into it right because
Speaker 1: people think it's oh wow, and it's really not. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it just sounds like you don't really know
Speaker 1: anything about this guy, you know, like what what do
Speaker 1: you know? What did you learn about him? Well, um,
Speaker 1: his name, that he's an extremely generous tipper. I didn't
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what he left. He left cash
Speaker 1: and it looked like he's leaving like a hundred and
Speaker 1: if you know he's like counting in front of well
Speaker 1: you know he's not radio famous, then yeah, if he's
Speaker 1: leaving a big cash too, So how did you end
Speaker 1: up leaving things with him? He was a total gentleman,
Speaker 1: Like he walked me home. I invited him up for
Speaker 1: a nightcap and we had a great time and he
Speaker 1: has not called me back. And I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 1: if he is going to places like Barbados and stuff. Like,
Speaker 1: maybe he's just crazy busy and like in different countries
Speaker 1: and it's just hard to get back in touch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's different area code and time zone right now. This
Speaker 1: guy's a total enigma. Like you don't know, Like you
Speaker 1: don't know if you're too if he's busy, you don't
Speaker 1: you have no idea what his schedule is. Like, I
Speaker 1: think it's crazy. This is what I've always wandered about celebrities.
Speaker 1: And please don't be offended by this because he's so rich.
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe on the day he realized you're
Speaker 1: not up to his richness level and maybe just material
Speaker 1: Basically he's like, she's not you think rich people rich people? Yeah,
Speaker 1: most of the time they do. Rich guys don't date
Speaker 1: rich women, I hope not. They just fight women who
Speaker 1: like money. I think, uh yeah, those are the classy ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I did cross my mind, like maybe I'm
Speaker 1: not up to what he used to like. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's find out which one of those is true. We're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Chase
Speaker 1: for you, and we'll try and get your second date update. Okay, Caitlin,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, Thank you all. Hold on, Caitlin, I'm
Speaker 1: just wondering. Tell me if I'm getting too personal here.
Speaker 1: But when you said at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: he walked you back to your place and then you
Speaker 1: invited Chase up for a nightcap and it went good?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we forgot to get details. Does that mean
Speaker 1: he left a half hour later? Good? Or did he
Speaker 1: leave the next morning good? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: leave the next week good? Oh? Well, that would have
Speaker 1: been more than good. That would have been whoa, Caitlin
Speaker 1: was I guess like the next morning guy a high five?
Speaker 1: That's like a fun night. Yeah, we just wanted to
Speaker 1: get a little clarification. But after that, Chase is not
Speaker 1: calling back at all? Is that right? Right? Okay? How
Speaker 1: many days has it been? Five? Five? Well, it's interesting
Speaker 1: because you guys went to a really nice restaurant and
Speaker 1: at first I was like, Oh, he's wanting to impress her,
Speaker 1: But then when everybody knew him, I'm like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: just a rich guy and this is his place. Totally
Speaker 1: Like that changes the narrative. I mean, did you get
Speaker 1: a vibe that there was going to be more? I
Speaker 1: mean everything seemed to like click. So I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know why there wouldn't be more okay, yea, yeah, yeah, totally. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's call Chase and get some answers for you. I
Speaker 1: mean a Dalla's number right now? You ready? Yeah, thank you? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hey is this Chase? Yeah? Who's this?
Speaker 1: My name's Jeff from a morning radio show called Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, how you doing, man,
Speaker 1: I'm doing good man, all right, Yeah, we're buddies. We're
Speaker 1: best bros. At this point. How many people are on
Speaker 1: the phone right now? There's four of us. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: four people on this call. Yeah. Well yeah, that's the loan.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but no, it's a morning radio show. We're
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we do
Speaker 1: a segment called the Second Date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out with someone and afterwards, if that person
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back, you can email us to call
Speaker 1: them for you to help figure out the reason why.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, See it's a good thing. That's funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it can be Yeah, it can be good to sweet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can be a lot of things depending on what your
Speaker 1: answer is. And we're calling on behalf of one of
Speaker 1: our listeners named Caitlin. Uh, that's even funnier. Hey, we're
Speaker 1: funny show. Yeah, why is that funny? Yeah? I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just funny. Okay, Well, Caitlin, I don't think finds
Speaker 1: it that funny because it's been apparently five days since
Speaker 1: you guys went out and you're not calling her anymore.
Speaker 1: Is that funny? Well? I mean that was kind of
Speaker 1: like a one time deal. What did you make that clear?
Speaker 1: Because for her, she felt like you guys really connected.
Speaker 1: She told us that, like you're the one that hit
Speaker 1: her up on the dating app and we're like, yo,
Speaker 1: year ago you brush me off or whatever. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I wasn't that invested in it, and I mean
Speaker 1: it was fun, it was fine, but yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: gonna happened sometimes. But why did you go hunt her
Speaker 1: down after a year or I could stay the night
Speaker 1: at her house? I mean, why would I spend a
Speaker 1: night at her house? Why would you spend so much
Speaker 1: energy finding this person that had blown you off a
Speaker 1: year ago and then asking him out again if you
Speaker 1: weren't invested at all, well, yeah, I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like we matched up after a year. Again, It's not
Speaker 1: like I hunted her down, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: We just rematch, that's all. That was okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: But she told us all about your night, and she
Speaker 1: made it seem like it was a pretty great experience.
Speaker 1: She told us you took her out to this really
Speaker 1: nice restaurant where apparently the waiters love you, and they
Speaker 1: were bringing up photoshoots and Barbadoes and Sports Illustrated and
Speaker 1: about that. Is this funny again? This is hilarious? Why? Well,
Speaker 1: the dating scene out there right now is just utter.
Speaker 1: Can I am allowed the curse? Yeah? You did it?
Speaker 1: That's okay, okay. And so you can't just like close
Speaker 1: your eyes and hope for the best. You gotta have
Speaker 1: to have a game plan, and you also need like
Speaker 1: one of your buddies to help you out with this.
Speaker 1: So I said, I said investments because I knew that
Speaker 1: that would probably make her be like, ooh, investments you're
Speaker 1: talking about Are you saying your job in investments? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because it was just vague enough, but it still intrigues. Wait,
Speaker 1: so wait, is it is it a lie? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying, I got an e trade account, but
Speaker 1: it's not investment. But the thing is here is that
Speaker 1: I asked my buddy who's a waiter at this restaurant,
Speaker 1: to like help me out, build me up a little
Speaker 1: bit in front of her in her eyes, he gives
Speaker 1: me an employee discount. I leave him a really nice tip.
Speaker 1: She's none the wiser, you know, and it builds ability
Speaker 1: for me in her eye. This is just like a
Speaker 1: game you're playing with all your dates so you can
Speaker 1: get laid. Really, I would totally fall for this. So
Speaker 1: this isn't just something that you did with Caitlin. Once
Speaker 1: you do this all the time, well that's what dating is.
Speaker 1: It's games. It's not outright lying about who you are
Speaker 1: and pretending to be a famous person, Like you don't
Speaker 1: think you could get laid on your own, like you
Speaker 1: have to like make up some extravagant story about it
Speaker 1: and get other people involved. I did not make up
Speaker 1: an extravagant story. I made it look like something. But
Speaker 1: as far as she's like, she took it the way
Speaker 1: that she took it, well, she took it as like
Speaker 1: you're a big, a big shot that goes to Barbados
Speaker 1: and does photoshoots for sports illustration. She took it exactly
Speaker 1: as you wanted her to take it, Like that is
Speaker 1: exactly what you planned out. Dude, what do you really do?
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you. I don't know who
Speaker 1: you are. Maybe if you're willing to sleep with him,
Speaker 1: then all right. So your whole plan was to just
Speaker 1: say whatever you want to say, spend the night with Caitlyn,
Speaker 1: and then never talk to her again. I mean that's
Speaker 1: layman's terms. But yet I like how you say like
Speaker 1: you're not interested. You're not interested in her, and that's
Speaker 1: why you can't talk to her again, Like you can't
Speaker 1: talk to her again because your whole life is a lie.
Speaker 1: Like what you're gonna say, You'll never what if you
Speaker 1: meet somebody you actually like, you'll never be actually able
Speaker 1: to date them. Look, you sound really bitter right now,
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming that this has happened to you in
Speaker 1: the past. I says hate liars like Matt, You're going
Speaker 1: to ruin your own life by doing this and you
Speaker 1: don't even see it. I never lied. The waiter was
Speaker 1: saying those things and I just politely smile. Is going
Speaker 1: to be glad well, at this point, Chase, I need
Speaker 1: to tell you something that's probably going to break your
Speaker 1: plan of never talking to Caitlyn again. Yeah, because she's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and she wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Who's sneakier now? Yeah? Oh yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what the hell? Name? Like, people are ruining
Speaker 1: my life? Who's just messed up? It might be messed up,
Speaker 1: but that's the way that dating is right now. So
Speaker 1: I mean, well, yeah, if you're gonna be that sour
Speaker 1: about it and like have to just come up with lies,
Speaker 1: not ever giving anyone a shot, who knows. Maybe you
Speaker 1: were actually a nice guy, but I kind of doubt
Speaker 1: it after hearing all this information, only kind of doubt
Speaker 1: it's not wrong about But Kate, like, honestly, if you
Speaker 1: ask me if that's true, then I would have I
Speaker 1: would have told you the truth. Oh really ask him now, Kate,
Speaker 1: you do this over and over for one night state.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just disgusting, ampathetic, It's just so pathetic.
Speaker 1: I just I know that I did what was best
Speaker 1: for me. I have to put the playing field in
Speaker 1: the way that would best suit me. Who wouldn't do that?
Speaker 1: You know what? I mean who you could have think
Speaker 1: your two Benjamin's on just getting what you wanted. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: jokes on UK because my buddy actually gave me back
Speaker 1: some of the tip that I gave him. It turns
Speaker 1: out he's not so rich. Well in that case, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you showed her, didn't you, Chase. If you're not that
Speaker 1: well off, then we need to help pay for your
Speaker 1: second days bad we're offering to do. Yeah, Brooke has
Speaker 1: actually gonna fund it fully. I'm always standing up for
Speaker 1: the under Chase. What do you say you want to
Speaker 1: give it another shot? Yeah, I don't have to take
Speaker 1: any of it. Oh, I'm sick of being ridiculed by
Speaker 1: you losers. Oh did he hang up? Yeah? That was
Speaker 1: the best part of the whole call for me just
Speaker 1: to hang up. Which one of us was he calling
Speaker 1: a loser? Definitely you got to ruin that first yea. Yeah, Caitlin,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that it played out that way. I just
Speaker 1: want to throw up. I'm so sorry. You know, they
Speaker 1: get what they want. Yeah, they're not all like that
Speaker 1: out there, Caitlin, Maybe ask for a real profession next
Speaker 1: time when you ask him what they do for were
Speaker 1: no way, I think you need to go back to
Speaker 1: that restaurant every day this week and just blow up
Speaker 1: his spot. Oh, oh my god, I'm doing that. I
Speaker 1: am totally doing that. Thank you. Please. Suggestion, Yeah, take
Speaker 1: a video and send it to us please. Finally, a
Speaker 1: successful second date up Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.